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appropriatelystupid · 11 months
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pseudo-hero · 1 year
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Two important talks of many that our parent-figures might give us in life, other than “The Birds and Bees”:
1. The “Don’t share every piece of info about your life, especially if it’s clearly TMI and full of typos that would embarrass your techie/reporter fathers!” talk
2. The “Sometimes your parents or others in your life will get intimate and do things that make you uncomfortable but you’ll just have to learn to deal with it” talk.
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Y/n: Do you know holding hands improve your physical well-being and decrease stress hormones? Basically we as human, need human contact to thrive and stay healthy.
Lena: I'll hold your hands later, Y/n.
Also Lena: Don't stress me with your facts.
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Jonathan lectures with platitudes. The Luthors quote writers, and leaders they admire.
It isn't surprising the two houses collided. They found each other annoying.
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superfandomcorp · 2 years
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The Luthors 💚🖤
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do yall think lex luthor would be a cat person or a dog person ??
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simauita · 2 years
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This is hilarious but honestly so sad
Lena, baby, let me give you a hug
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Also?? It lists all of the Superfriends in the enemies category too with “formerly” in the brackets??
Jesus christ let the girl be
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frownyalfred · 2 months
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Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.
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sillyfroggremlin · 6 months
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watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like
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leighlew3 · 2 months
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I mean…
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ditzybat · 9 days
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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?
bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support
clark: what - i - no??
bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat
clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube
bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be
clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?
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appropriatelystupid · 2 years
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draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man
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vodrae · 7 months
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Damian Wayne : *Watching national geographic. Global warming hurts animals.*
"Mhhh."
*Runs to Tim's room*
"Luthor said you won't find a clean and sustainable power source in your life."
*Slams doors. Leaves.*
Timothy Jackson Drake : "THAT BITCH." *Angry tools noises coming from the garage for 5 minutes* "Take that bald motherfucker !"
Stephanie : "It's been 5 years and I'm still not sure if i'm scared or impressed by you all."
Damian : "Penguins won't fall anymore."
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sully-s · 1 month
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Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day
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phoneduk · 3 months
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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]
Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"
Dick: "sure!"
Random TT: "what are your names?"
Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"
Random TT: "...excuse me?"
Jason: "it's the idiot's name"
Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"
Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"
Jason: "Oliver Queen"
Tim: "Lex Luthor"
Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"
Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"
Tim: "what he said"
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ao3topshipsbracket · 7 months
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AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals
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This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
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