BSD Quote #5
Chuuya: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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BSD Quote #4
Ranpo, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?
Dazai: Other side, Ranpo…
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BSD Quote #3
Chuuya: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Dazai: Dude- Its satire!
Chuuya: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Batfam Quote #5
Red Robin: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Oracle: I would say infinitesimally.
Spoiler: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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BSD Quote #2
Atsushi: Hey, do you know the password to Akutagawa’s computer?
Chuuya: Fuck you, Atsushi.
Atsushi: Hey!!
Chuuya: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouAtsushi".
Atsushi: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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BSD Quote #1
Ango: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Dazai: Nat 20 Charisma.
Ango: That is NOT how that works-
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TGCF Quote #5
Xie Lian: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
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TGCF Quote #4
Ling Wen: You can't wake up if you never go to sleep.
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TGCF Quote #3
Xie Lian: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Hua Cheng: Um...Neat.
*later*
Hua Cheng, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Blackwater. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
He Xuan, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Hua Cheng. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Shi Qingxuan confessed their love for me?
Hua Cheng: Didn't you thank them?
He Xuan: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
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TGCF Quote #2
Hua Cheng: Who hurt you?
Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.
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TGCF Quote #1
Hua Cheng, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Hua Cheng: THERE. Now send it.
He Xuan: Dude, your handwriting is terrible, are you sure you want to-
Hua Cheng: JUST DO IT!
later
Feng Xin: So what does it say?
Mu Qing, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Feng Xin:
Mu Qing:
Feng Xin: Gross-
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Obey Me Quote #12
Barbatos: If I see a rat, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Barbatos: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Obey Me Quote #11
Asmo: You're ugly.
Levi: Tone indicator?
Asmo: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs
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Obey Me Quote #10
Levi: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.
Asmo: What hints have you given them?
Levi: Well, I think about them a lot.
Levi: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
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Obey Me Quote #9
Barbatos: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
MC: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Barbatos: Thank you.
MC:
MC: What drugs do you take?
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Justice League Quote #7
Batman: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Superman: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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DC Quotes #1
Commissioner Gordon: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
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