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lol this post is cancelled, I am now someone’s girlfriend

i’m giving up dating as a lesbian. i’m going to die a cat lady with her own library, and you know what? that’s okay:)

#whoops #this post aged badly #I am so not mad about it tho #I am someone’s GIRLFRIEND #still can’t believe it #wlw post #funny #funny shit #lesbian pride #lesbians #lesbian #queer community #queer stuff #lgbtpride #lgbtqia #wlw #wlw culture #wlw memes #wlw love #wlw community #wlw concepts #wlw tag

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I’m laughing so hard. It’s because you’re a fucking lesbian babe

Flashback to when I was younger and every time I played truth or dare I would pick truth and every time someone would ask me: “so have you seriously never had a crush on someone” or “do you seriously not think ANY of the boys are attractive?” And I would always go “no” like there’s a fucking reason for that Jennifer I have a crush on my girl best friend but it’s not like I’m gonna tell you that smh

#found this old post from when I identified as bi #what an idiot #poor past me #she had no idea #she was a lesbian all along #lesbian #wlw #lesbian pride #lgbtq #wlw memes #wlw things #wlw post

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2 years later and my method hasn’t changed. But let me tell you one thing: it works

other people flirting: hey, i think you’re really cute & you have a great personality, so would you maybe want to go out sometime? :)

me trying to flirt: ... i bet i’m better at mario kart than u

#just tell your crush you’re better at pool #and bam #you can invite them on a date to prove you wrong #worked for me

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Really want to fall in love with someone who likes late night phone calls like let’s talk until it’s way too late let’s talk in a way that makes me a little bolder let’s talk in a way that makes me miss you even more than i did before let’s talk when we’re both soft and sleepy and just need some company in whatever form we can get it in

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i’m giving up dating as a lesbian. i’m going to die a cat lady with her own library, and you know what? that’s okay:)

#this is fine #I’m just going to keep collecting plants and teacups #and reading books #and I will be happy #wlw #lesbian #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #shitpost #wlw memes #wlw tag #wlw things #lesbian pride #lesbians

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will never forget the time I bought a new watch strap and asked the guy in the shop what it can withstand, and he looks directly at my pink hair and goes “it does fine with water, but take it off when you, say, dye your hair.” like. why did he have to call me out like that

#I think about it every time I take my watch off to dye my hair #dyed my hair today and now I can’t go my my watch #oops #funny #shitpost #funny shit #pink hair #funny stories #funny story #funny story actually #random shit #queer #wlw #lgbt #lesbian #pride #lgbtqia

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so my dad comes into the bathroom, sees me dying my hair pink and asks “so. what’s the existential crisis?” actually, there isn’t one, im just going to pride but now you mention it—

#was he wrong? no #it’s pride in cph tmrw soooo #yay #looking forward to it #imma look so gay #funny #shitpost #funny shit #pride 2023 #pride month #pride #lesbian pride #lgbt pride #rainbow pride #queer pride #gay pride #trans pride #happy pride 🌈 #wlw #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtpride #lgbt+ #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #wlw things #wlw community #queer #queer stuff

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me: saves a picture of a cool looking cake on Pinterest

Pinterest: oh so you’re getting married ?????

#it wasn’t even a white cake #I’m pretty sure it was a black cake #but it had flowers on it #so it must me a wedding cake #let me know if anyone else had experienced something like this #pintetest #funny #funny shit #shitpost #funny post #wedding #cake #cakes #dessert cakes

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"good bye booty hey heroin chic" can these publications shut the fuck up for 2 seconds

#can we not romanticise ed’s?? #how about that #how about we just let people be #fuck this shit #this makes me sick #and angry

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I’m sitting on the train on the way home, it’s 10 pm & I’m looking at supernatural memes trying my hardest not to laugh my ass off and risk looking like a goddamn psycho, or cry

#I’m only on season 6 tho #I love this show #but it also causes me severe emotional distress #i am tired #this is too much for my feeble heart #supernatural funny #supernatural fandom #supernatural show #supernatural #spn dean winchester #spn #spn fandom #spnfandom #spn sam #spn castiel #spn sam winchester #sam winchester #dean and sam #sam and dean #dean winchester #castiel #spn memes

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so I just started watching Supernatural after wanting to be in the fandom for 4 years, and I thought it was all bad jokes and bad cgi. It is that, but it’s also fucking scary man

#can i get a cute girl to watch it with me pls #I had to complete superwholock #it’s finally on a streaming service I have #after like 5 years of wanting to watch it #I even have a spn tshirt that I bought before I’d watched it #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #dean x castiel #spn fandom #supernatural show #supernatural fandom #supernatural funny #superwholock

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An important tweet

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Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

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It’s almost Pride Month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#lgbt history #pride month #pride #gay pride #lgbt+ #queer #lesbians #transgender #trans #drag queen #queer community #lesbian #lgbtq+ #lgbtpride #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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Plz specify then.

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I had a dream that Leigh Bardugo released a third Six of Crows book and I went to a bookshop to get it and the cover was so beautiful I cried. When I woke up and it wasn’t real I almost cried again

#I wanted it to be real #i wanted it so bad #why must my brain do this to me #my dreams #they torment me #please god take the pain away #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #kaz brekker #shadow & bone #shadow and bone #inej ghafa #leigh bardugo #s&b cast #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #nina zenik #mattias helvar #kuwei yul bo #soc fandom #soc memes #soc shitpost #soc duology