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me: *says something concerning*

them: *get concerned*

me: oh no!! that wasn’t supposed to happen!!

#I regret all the things I say #i regret everything #mental illness memes #bad decisions #oversharing #girl help #funny #memes #oops #this is fine #funny quotes #idk man #head in the starsss

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ah yes, the start of the school year... shopping, packing, picking classes, making new friends... the rapid decline of my mental health... fall weather...

#school #fall semester #school memes #school year #memes #fall #funny #mental illness memes #mental health #mental illness things #idk #school sucks #girl help #we not vibing #head in the starsss

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I just want to be a horse because I would be beautiful and fast and I’d get to eat all day

#no seriously horses eat all day #their digestive track is made for constant small amounts of food rather than big spread out meals #yes I was a horse girl #(still am) #leave me alone #oh ​another plus is that crazy girls would love me #which would be cool if I wasn’t ace and possibly aro #but alas #horsebackriding #horses #horse girl #i no longer wish to be perceived #funny #memes #neurodivergent memes #mental illness memes #I guess #time to dissociate #asexual #yes I get to tag that solely for the mention in the tags #head in the starsss

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I hate being corrected don’t ever correct me just let me be wrong

#funny #i guess #funny quotes #memes #random #i’m too lazy to tag #head in the starsss

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responsibilities? yikes that sounds like a lot of work

#funny #not really #funny quotes #what would happen if I just didn’t tag #bc im lazy and I don’t want to #depression memes #haha what #i know i’m not funny #life #head in the starsss

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how can mascara be vegan? I thought you weren’t supposed to eat it??

#this is a joke pls don’t try to explain it to me #ok fine it’s not a joke I don’t get it #it makes no sense #but still don’t try to explain it to me #funny #memes #funny quotes #vegan makeup #i don’t get it #im confused #chaotic dumbass #dumbass energy #im dumb #head in the starsss

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good morning, I woke up today and decided to be annoying as shit so I’d like to just apologize in advance and thank you for your tolerance

#once again I’d like to say enjoy my bullshit 🤪 #don’t worry I hate myself too haha #funny #funny quotes #annoying #idk I just decided to be annoying today #memes #mental illness memes #adhd memes #adhd culture #idk if this actually relates to any of my mental health issues #or if I’m just annoying #the world may never know #neurodivergent memes #self depricating #hahahahahhahsjsjsk #idk man #good morning #good afternoon #have a lovely day #head in the starsss

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I have never felt more betrayed and simultaneously impressed in my life than this one time when my youth group was playing mafia (actually we were playing body body, but same difference), and I was alone in a room and this guy comes up to me and just starts casually talking to me, and he doesn’t kill me. Perfect opportunity to kill me and he doesn’t take it, so I think oh he’s not the killer I guess. Still, I’m not gonna be too trusting, but then it happens again—he just walks up to me and strikes up a casual convo. Plus, in general, he’s just a chill, trustworthy type of guy, and I don’t suspect a thing. So next time a body is discovered and we vote on who we think the killer is, I vouch for him. I think you can guess where this is going. Next round, I’m in my usual spot and he comes up to me and casually asks me if I’m the last person. Finally starting to get a little suspicious, I say “uh yeah I think so, why?” and he kills me mid-sentence, no hesitation. Once everyone is dead and he’s won, he admits to earning my trust just to cast suspicion off himself, and honestly I wasn’t even mad because that’s just so ruthlessly brilliant, A+ strategy

#I lived a ya book trope I felt the betrayal and it was glorious #if he asked me to date him and or take down a corrupt government with him... I wouldn’t say no #mad respect #ya fantasy #ya fiction #ya tropes #enemies to lovers #lovers to enemies #funny #funny story #story inspo #story ideas #I feel like such a protagonist #head in the starsss

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I’m just here for the marked down holiday candy

#literally after any holiday #just raid the candy aisle #funny #memes #funny quotes #idk #random #things i say #happy Easter if you celebrate #head in the starsss

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excuse me, I make excellent decisions

- me, lying upside down with my mouth full of Doritos whilst watching YouTube and reading fanfic and blasting music all at the same time

#yes ​I make great decisions #i regret nothing #but also #i regret everything #haha #funny #funny quotes #idk #I feel like my brain is one of those pinball machines #mental illness memes #neurodivergent memes #just... yeah #goodnight #it’s only 7pm fuck #head in the starsss

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I could do that assignment that will take me less than ten minutes...

or I could watch random videos until my skull feels like it’s going to explode

#yes I’m a responsible adult why do you ask #I am totally responsible haha #mental illness memes #adhd memes #adhd culture #adhd problems #procrastination #tiktok #youtube #netflix #disney+ #funny #funny quotes #memes #idk man I’m just relapsing haha #:))) this is fine #head in the starsss

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Welcome back to my shitty ADHD thoughts:

Beds are wireless charging stations for humans...

#:0 #wait a fucking minute

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🌟I’m Blue!🌟

Daba Di iwannadie

Daba Di Daba Die

#hhhhjsshjsks #this should not be a mood but hhhshene

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#*screams* #i’m fine it’s fine #IM SUCH A PUSHOVER FUCK #anxiety memes #social anxiety memes #social anxiety #anxiety mood #funny #:))) this is fine #pushover #mental illness memes #mental illness things #‘​you could pour soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you’ vibes #low self confidence #yaaaay #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #memes #idk I’m just Suffering :D #(yes I did make this so pls credit me if you repost) #((like anyone will lol)) #head in the starsss

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error message 404 not found:

boring

overdone

disappointing, like the internet was too lazy to find your thing

“that doesn’t exist you dumb bitch”

error message 403 forbidden:

sexy

mysterious

why is it forbidden? what secrets have you stumbled across??

protagonist vibes

“this knowledge was not meant for mortal eyes”

#by far the best error message I’ve ever gotten #it’s disappointing but less! #funny #memes #fantasy #fantasy vibes #protagonist #protagonist vibes #ya lit #ya fiction #ya fantasy #escapism #haha what #book memes #kinda #error message #forbidden knowledge #romanticism #??? maybe #it sorta gives Romantic vibes #chaotic #dark academia #idk I just thought it was cool #why am I tagging like this #ok bye #head in the starsss

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I’ve been “head empty no thoughts” for like the past two weeks

#*elevator music* #my brain is broked #sleep is for the weak #funny #funny quotes #sleep deprived af #burnout #yaaaaay #memes #idk man #dumbass energy #I have literally no thoughts in my brain #head in the starsss

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It's World Sleep Day

Log off.

Go back to bed.

#don’t have to tell me twice #time to catch up on the nightly coma bros #I need the slep