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animentality · 11 months
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kirbyfigure · 10 months
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Polish Matchbox Label
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flutterbuck · 2 years
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rhinestoneprincess · 22 days
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Bratz Ponyz
Update: I bought the 3 except the pink one
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gamechangershow · 4 months
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“Horsegirl” by Billie Eilish (as performed by Zach Reino)
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sleepyscreen · 8 months
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I doodled a cute horse-thing girl!
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laur-the-cat-prince · 4 months
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old laurent drawing, i need to draw him again soon
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incognit0slut · 3 months
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I found these while going through my phone and ended up staring at them longer than I should’ve. Like… what do you think went through his mind when he accepted this role? Not that I’m complaining, but I think it’s so unhinged😭
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outskirts-of-life · 6 months
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gave myself a new tattoo w/ my tattoo gun 😸 i'm getting better
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foldingfittedsheets · 18 days
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We had the most egregiously evil little pony horse when I was growing up. I know everyone says that. Ponies are one of the animals that truly understand how to commit crimes but she was really deeply atrocious. One time she tried to murder me. Her name was Fancy.
I feel I should slightly explain here. See, my parents bought two acres with a house and a barn and pasturage and went “We’re farmers now!” They had absolutely no idea what they were doing. And at a certain point along that journey my mom got her hands on a horse. Technically she was half pony half horse so she was this weird middle size.
Fancy belonged to a friend of hers and he showed her how to saddle Fancy. And that was it. That was all we knew about this horse. So my mom brings her home and saddles her and we decide to go for a ride on this new creature in our lives. But Fancy, being the savvy bitch she was, was far too canny for our dumb asses.
Her maiden ride went to my older brother and ended rather abruptly when the saddle slid completely sideways and my brother toppled off her, miraculously unharmed but unwilling to ever try again. This made me like Fancy somewhat, because I hated my brother.
Those familiar with horse trickery would have caught her ruse but Fancy had deliberately held her breath to make the saddle seem tight enough. But in stride she let the breath out, the saddle loosened, and my brother came toppling down. She planned that fuckup.
I was a bit more game, being a dedicated horse girl. I wanted to succeed where my loathsome brother had failed. Keep in mind: none of us had ever ridden. We had no idea what we were doing, and in the only defense I’ll ever make of that hoofed demon it was probably not pleasant to have a human flopping on her back like a sack of potatoes. But I paraded around in a circle until she scraped my leg against a fence post. I lasted longer than my brother but had to admit riding an animal radiating malice at you is not comfortable.
We didn’t really ride Fancy much after that. She was a decorative aspect to the fields. Sometimes I’d sit on her bare back while she was eating. Every so often she’d buck me off for assuming familiarity with her.
But Fany's coup de grâce took several months. Most of the pasturage had electric fence running along it to keep the livestock from testing the fences or getting a taste for freedom. My parents were constantly moving fence posts and reallocating land to different purposes which is how one of the major gates ended up with electric fence running over top. During a move the wire got left up from the last border and now it was strung over what should have been an open passage.
I was taking a ride on Fancy, living in a fantasy that I had any idea what I was doing. My mom was out working in the yard, and as she passed through she left the gate open, forgetting the wire hazard. You know who didn't forget?
Fancy.
She beelined for the open gate and I realized a second too late what her plan was. I hauled back on the reins with all my strength but she powered through, charging at the wire. If I'd caught on sooner I could have tipped forward and probably cleared it.
It was roughly chest height. But she was too savvy, keeping a slow pace right up until the passage, and I didn't have time to react. The thought of getting electrocuted sent me down into a terrified backward limbo, desperately trying to flatten myself along her back.
It almost worked. But instead the wire caught under my chin, pressing back into my neck like a garrote. The only good news was that the wire wasn't live, but I was still in terrible danger. I squealed and wiggled and managed to twist my neck enough that the wire scraped over my face instead of pressing deeper. Once we were through Fancy stopped and turned to regard me, disappointed that her assassination had failed. My neck was bleeding but my head remained attached.
My mother was absolutely terrified and I was pretty shaken myself. We unsaddled Fancy for the last time, as full on murder was a bit more than I was willing to bear for the sake of pretending to be a fantasy hero on an epic journey. My neck still has a faint scar from her homicidal tendencies.
Fancy got to remain a decorative horse for many years after that, free of our attempts to ride her. Her last torment was when my mother decided to try to breed her to achieve an animal that was less interested in murder.
But Fancy, true to form, brutally attacked the stallion sent to service her, even when hopped up on horny hormones. There would be no foals from Fancy, and her saga ended when we sold her to another unlucky soul.
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fawnduu · 9 months
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Ty having a Certified Horse Girl Moment 
(These two are from my lesbian cowboy gang comic that I just finished)
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eldhuug · 1 year
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Getting back in the saddle
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webdiggerxxx · 9 months
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waiitwotworkshop · 1 month
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Im going to choose to believe that zuko fought to keep her horse, took it to ba sing se. (they had to wait even longer and pay extra to get a ferry that allowed animals) Had to find an even more run down apartment that had a stable in the back. And when they finally got their own tea shop in the upper ring zuko spent all her money on expensive feed and other horse owner necessities for it. And when she was deciding if she wnted to join azula, one of her thoughts was ‘wait but can i take Lily to the fire nation…’ (I read a fic where the horse was named lily) AND YES she took that thing on that damn air balloon to the air temple.
One day I will write a one shot abt this🙏
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witchtaunter · 3 months
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Horse Girl thinks about convention mascots commission for Noteworthy
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