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#when will it be my turn to have my hand kissed by her

TESSA THOMPSON as VALKYRIE  in LOVE & THUNDER

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#hjelsorlakdnzldkskxjjslabsns #please punch me in the face i am going to burst into tears #lord almighty and everything holy please for the love of god take me now #hot powerful woman make my knees hurt

HOLY SHIT TESSA 😵

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Steve Rogers is 100% the kind of boyfriend that sometimes taps patterns on Bucky’s ass when they hug.

He doesn’t even have to be in a cheeky mood, he does it absentmindedly. Bucky (ever the grade A koala he is) will go to hug him in the kitchen, around their friends and Steve will let his hands slide to Bucky’s ass and just… tap out a little musical rhythm on his ass.

Bucky won’t even even say anything he’ll just keep clinging. He actually finds it endearing and will cuddle closer to him, while Steve rocks them from side to side (sometimes exaggeratedly, sometimes gently, depending on how giddy they are feeling.) .

I dunno man , I just have soft feelings about our boys today.

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Steve: Two brooooos!

Bucky: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Steve: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Bucky:

Steve:

Bucky: *tearing up*

Steve: Babe, c'mon.

Bucky: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING

Steve: Babe..

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Reporter: Spiderman, what can you tell us about your relationship with famed Stark intern Peter Parker?

Spiderman: That guy is a huge asshole, just one big embarrassing failure of human life.

Peter, watching the clip later: Say that to my fucking face you tool get a real job.

Tony: ARe YOU OKAY

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Steve: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

Peter, nodding sagely: So, that way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Tony, tearing up: That's my boy.

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police: you are under arrest for trying to carry 3 people on a single motorcycle.

shuri, with peter and wanda behind them: wait, what do you mean THREE?!

police: yes… three?…

shuri: oh my god- what the fuck?!?!

police: wha-

peter: bucky FUCKING FELL OFF!!

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peter, texting tony: *sends a voice message*

tony, texting back: hey kid, im a little busy, is it urgent?

peter: no, dont worry mr stark sir, just listen later

*later*

tony: *presses play*

peters voice message: THERES A FUCKING FIRE-

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wanda: do you want to play 20 questions?

steve: sure!

steve: whats your favorite color?

wanda, laser fucking focused: triangle. do you like men?

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steve: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

bucky: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and violently sob while apologizing profusely*

steve: that one. i want that one.

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eddie: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my shattering anxiety. go on, ill wait.

venom: YOU AND ME!!!!

eddie on the verge of tears: okay.

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shuri: hey, you want a tarot reading?

peter: those are pokémon cards.

shuri: you got magikarp.

peter: . . .

shuri: that means ‘fuck you’.

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tony: oh fiddlesticks.

steve violently vibrating: look, i understand this is a tense situation, but lets watch the fucking language.

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