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universemarvel · 11 months
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If you google “do I have ADHD” you’ll find that the most expensive cow ever sold at auction was Doc, a cow from Wisconsin, who was sold for $1,925,000 in June of 2022.
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universemarvel · 1 year
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Alright everyone time to dust off the Doc Martins for the holiday
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universemarvel · 1 year
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I just saw a fanfic author on tiktok advertising their fic like booktok does and peace and love but friend. your real life actual face??? associated with your fic???
listen, as far as y'all are concerned, I am a sentient seal with access to a keyboard, and we’re leaving it at that
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universemarvel · 1 year
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The Americans say “Jag-wire” and the British say “Ja-gooh-aah” can we agree as English speakers that nobody pronounces Jaguar correctly?
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universemarvel · 1 year
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My friend pronounces Kevin Feige’s last name as “Fy-Ghee” and now that’s how I’m cursed to read it.
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universemarvel · 1 year
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Hi could someone please guide me to vpn info?
Also is there vpn for phones or just computers?
Many many thanks!
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universemarvel · 1 year
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Author: this creature was evil and loved nobody.
Me: and I am that nobody!!!!
creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*
8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0
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universemarvel · 1 year
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I made a joke about color theory today as I hung some red paper up in the childrens hospital for the holidays. None of the nurses understood so I’m bringing my joke here:
Color theory! **points to red paper I’m cutting to fit the doors of the emergency department**
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universemarvel · 1 year
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universemarvel · 1 year
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Looking forward to Ant Man: Oontogootomolio
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universemarvel · 2 years
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“It’s a new year, the possibilities are endless” is much more threatening than it was three years ago
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universemarvel · 2 years
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Tony: You know what Barnes, you talk a lot of shit for someone who lives in a flammable house
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universemarvel · 2 years
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During this scene
In season 1, Klaus asked ghost Ben if he wanted waffles because Ben likes waffles. Why?
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universemarvel · 2 years
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In season 1, Klaus asked ghost Ben if he wanted waffles because Ben likes waffles. Why?
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universemarvel · 2 years
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Haha if Reggie’s alien wife lets out the pixie dust but it floats wrong and their powers get all mixed up hahaha
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universemarvel · 2 years
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My teacher calls me sharp but I think she’s actually thinking of my harmonica (it chipped when i dropped it and now it can carve raw emotions into a pumpkin)
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universemarvel · 2 years
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Umbrella Academy: the fourth and final season.
“Don’t feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end.”
- Avengers Endgame
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