Me: I donât get misgendered very often!
Someone: *uses the âheâ in my he/him/his/they pronouns*
Me: marry me. I already have the ring.
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Nico: the food is too hot i canât eat it :(
Reyna:
Annabeth:
Percy:
Will: youâre too hot and I still eat-
Piper slamming her hands on the table: oNE DINNER. THATS ALL I ASK ONE DINNER WITHOUT YOU GUYS FLIRTING.
Jason: ⊠i ship itâŠ
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Person: so whatâs your favourite movie?
James: âŠum dunno⊠probably the avengers orâŠ. Something
Also James: *flashbacks to watching Lightning McQueen for the 4th time that week*
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James: whereâs my tie?
Regulus: dunno. What did we use it for last?
Sirius: EXCUSE ME?!
Sirius: we??
Sirius: mY BROTHER AND MY BESTFRIEND
Regulus: âŠyes⊠thatâs what we were talking aboutâŠ
*flashbacks to using their ties as swords and having a sword fight the night before*
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I consider this canon
Lily trying to get Remus and Sirius to admit theyâre dating: if youâre happy and you know it clap your hands
The Marauders: *clap clap*
Lily: if youâre happy and you know it clap your hands
The Marauders: *clap clap*
Lily: if youâve got a secret boyfriend and you know it clap your hands
Remus and Peter: âŠ
Sirius and James: *clap clap*
Sirius: wait-
Sirius and James: are we secret dating??
Lily: âŠ
James: I donât think we are?
Remus and Peter: *knowing glance at each other*
Lily: why is that something you have to think about???
Sirius: well, we considered the idea but then we mightâve gotten secretly married and divorced
James: -but we mightâve also gotten secretly back together but maybe not
James: itâs so hard to keep track of!
Lily: âŠjust tell me why you clapped
James: oh! thatâs easy, Iâm dating Regulus and heâs dating Remus
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Liam trying to have a nice date with his boyfriend:
Alex going through an identity crisis:
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Bea: âŠwhy is Henry crying on the floor?
June: heâs drunk.
Bea: âŠand?
Nora: he saw a photo of Alexâs husband
Bea: isnât he his husband..?
June and Nora at the same time: I know
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Amy: I just thought you should know⊠Iâm trans
Alex: yOURE A TRANSFORMER???
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Ok but Julian being super overprotective of Yadriel and having a timer on to make sure he doesnât bind too long and after the 7/8 hours (depends on the specific binder) checking to make sure he took it off (not in a weird way- my friends do this, more just shifting the collar of the shirt slightly) is probably the most canon cemetery boys headcanon ever
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When Sirius finds out about Jegulus
Sirius: you suck
Regulus: and swallow
Sirius:
Regulus:
James:
James: *nods his head slowly in the background*
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Remus Lupin is a whole ass mood
Person: how are you?
Me: Remus.
See this could mean your depressed, gay, in love with your best friend, or simply feel like reading. Let them guess which.
Or make them realize youâre all.
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The marauders era as things that have been said in my class:
French people are super sexy -Sirius
Rice mi amour -Dorcas
If we kiss we have to halfies -James
Donât shake your butt at me little man! -Marlene
You know whatâs faster? Death. -Regulus
I swear to god if you got piss in my cookie Iâll still eat it -Marlene
Youâll have to untwist my thighs to get between them! >:) -Peter
Stop stroking the fucking egg! -Lily
Aha! Titties be gone! -Dorcas
Hey yâall. I got vodka -Barty
But itâs the gOoD kind of incest -Regulus
And then you get charged with manslaughter -Remus
I bet YOUâVE never been in your friends throats -Marlene or Sirius
Slam it against the wall! Wait. That sounded dirty⊠-Mary
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Me: yeah Iâd say Iâm very sure of my gender, Iâm not questioning, I just KNOW I go by he/they
Also me, whenever someone uses he/him for me: ok, I definitely like that, in fact I like that more than they/them. Maybe I should start going by only he/him! No, wait I think I hate that. I hate that so much and should start only going by they/them, oh! Maybe Iâm genderfluid! No, no not genderfluid. Wait! Am I faking it? I probably am just a cis girl. No, not that. Ok yeah he/they works. Now onto sexualityâŠ.
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The Seven + Nico at a sleepover
Nico: the one who everyone has to wake up at like noon
Percy: the one who says âok letâs go to sleep. For real this time.â And then 5 minutes later pulls out a 20 pack of Redbull and gets everyone hyped up again
Annabeth: the one who says sheâll go to sleep at 10pm then stays up later then everyone
Piper: the one who overpacked
Leo: the pillow fight starter
Frank: the one who forgot pjs a toothbrush and clothes for the next day and⊠pretty much everything elseâŠ
Hazel: the one asleep by 10
Jason: the one who gets picked up early for soccer the next morning
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Ongoing ships in the marauders era:
James x broomstick
Remus x mars bar
Marlene x eyeliner
James x Lily x Halloween
Remus x dyslexia
Regulus x water
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Chiron: dam I lost my-
Annabeth: childhood friend? Aw same.
Percy: mental stability? Get in line.
Nico: will to live? Been there done that.
Leo: good self esteem? Puhlease join the club.
Jason: happiness? Hah. That ran away from me when my mom did.
Chiron: well I was going to say I lost my favourite tie, but do we need a camp therapist?
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