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hsilamazex · 30 days
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FINISHED ART WHAT??????
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feebleandfrail · 10 days
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tumbglr
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dominickthemoth · 6 months
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Haven’t been motivated art wise for a while but I managed to make this masterpiece
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I saw the original and I just HAD to
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goofyikexd · 12 days
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h hu hi tumblr.........!!!!!!
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fellowplasticeater · 8 months
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I Legit Tried
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aegontheegg02 · 6 months
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The Secret History adaptation but every time Henry Marchbanks Winter is on screen he insults someone in Latin underneath his breath
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kelbzsstuff · 24 days
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Egon Spengler x Careless Whisper
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fr0guu · 10 months
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King boo!!!
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eating-the-inedible · 4 months
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ROUND ONE: Wooden ice cream spoon vs. Your mother
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Propaganda:
Wooden ice cream spoon:
It tastes SO GOOD. Sometimes it can taste better than the ice cream itself. Different types of wood taste better than others.
IT TASTES SO GOOD!!! YUM YUM Sometimes I gnaw on it like a beaver after finishing the ice cream 
Your mother:
😏
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dumblr · 1 year
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When your mom said she wanted the best for you she was talking about me.
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killerzshadow · 2 months
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I Think I'm Hilarious/j
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greatpestilenz · 9 months
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Flowers For My Love - Miles Morales x Reader
-IM FUCKING INSANE, I RUSHED THIS BEFORE IT SLIPS OFF MY MIND
-PLEASE ENJOY OR I WILL CRY
   The day of your birthday had been a rollercoaster of emotions, as Miles tried his best to balance his work as a physicist and his heroic duties. You knew how dedicated he was to both aspects of his life, and you appreciated him even more for it. As the clock ticked closer to midnight, he rushed to finish his work and make time for you on your special day.
   Finally, as the clock struck a reasonable hour for leaving, he hastily took off his coat and practically sprinted out of his workplace. Determined to get you the best gift, he headed straight for the flower shop, but it seemed he had underestimated how long he had worked. The shop had already closed its doors for the night.
   Not willing to give up, Miles swung to the top of the building and peered down at the darkened shop. He wasn't about to let you down on your birthday, not after everything you meant to him. "Only the best for my love," he whispered to himself as he slung a web towards a nearby building and made his way to another flower shop that might still be open.
   Once inside, he picked out the most exquisite bouquet they had, not hesitating to pay whatever price was necessary. The flowers were a perfect representation of your beauty and the love he felt for you. Checking his watch, he realized it was only half an hour before midnight, and he knew he had to hurry to get to your shared home.
   With the bouquet in hand, Miles web-slung through the city, navigating effortlessly through the streets. He reached your doorstep just as the clock struck midnight. Unlocking the door with his spare key, he stepped inside as quietly as possible, not wanting to wake you up. He knew you'd be fast asleep, unaware of the efforts he had put into making this day special.
   Closing the door gently behind him, he tiptoed to your bedroom, the bouquet still held tightly in his hand. The soft glow of moonlight illuminated your peaceful form as you slept, and a fond smile crossed his lips. He couldn't help but feel lucky to have you in his life.
   "Mmm, Miles?" You stirred in your sleep as he gently shook your shoulder, waking you up. "Huh? What's happening?" you mumbled, rubbing your eyes groggily.
   He smiled warmly, his eyes filled with love as he looked at you. "I'm sorry I almost missed your birthday, my love," he said softly, his voice barely above a whisper. "But here, I have a small gift for you. Happy birthday. I'll make it up to you tomorrow."
   You blinked, still half-asleep, as he handed you the beautiful bouquet. The fragrance of the flowers filled the room, and you couldn't help but feel touched by his gesture. "Miles, you didn't have to..." you started, but he gently placed a finger on your lips.
   "I wanted to," he interrupted softly. "You mean the world to me, and I couldn't let this day pass without telling you how special you are."
   Tears welled up in your eyes as you looked at him, feeling overwhelmed by his thoughtfulness. "Thank you," you whispered, leaning in to place a gentle kiss on his lips. "I know you're busy, Miles. I don't mind. I just... appreciate you being here now."
   He returned your kiss with equal tenderness, his heart swelling with affection for you. "I promise I'll make more time for us, for you," he vowed, his sincerity evident in his eyes. "You deserve all the happiness in the world, and I want to be the one who gives it to you."
   You nodded, feeling a sense of contentment wash over you. With Miles by your side, even amidst his hectic schedule, you knew you were loved and cherished beyond measure. As he pulled you close, wrapping his arms around you, you knew that this birthday would be one you'd never forget.
   In the arms of the man you loved, you drifted back to sleep, the bouquet of flowers resting on the bedside table. Tomorrow was a new day, and you were excited to see what surprises and adventures it would bring with Miles Morales, the physicist, and your beloved Spider-Man.
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loungingbear · 3 months
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blitztheinkling · 6 months
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Got bored so I done a crackship. Is this a crackship? Or am I just a dumbass.
ANYWAYYY
I love these two, they're so silly.
DON'T STEAL MY ART PLEASE POOKIES!!!
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blowfly-buggy · 1 year
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Flippy and Nutty in my au "Split-N-Splice"
they're stupid gay people
might make a blog for the au idk
also Flippy's taking his alter ego to get his balls removed/j
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Ur mom killed the queen
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Yo mama is so <adjective> that she killed the Queen!
Did your fave play a part in Queen Elizabeth the Second’s death? Submit them here!  
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