#eating the inedible

[eating-the-inedible]

ROUND ONE: Manchineel apple vs. Freezable gel ice pack

Propaganda:

manchineel apple:

look at it, it looks like it would be so good for any kind of cooking you would use food apples in. It supposedly tastes pleasantly sweet, but it will also kill you painfully if you try to eat it

god keeps inventing Forbidden Apples and this time he filled it with Horrible Death

Freezable gel ice pack:

Tell me that's not a new and wonderful type of fruit. Juice in a tough skin. Forbidden coconut

They're CHEWY you can bite them and they just taste like plastic texture. The insides are fun colours. They're like those gelatin capsules you really want to bite into except really big with a big "Poisonous" label on the side

#manchineel apple #Freezable gel ice pack #it's a goddamn poll #eating the inedible #forgoing usual image formatting bc tumblr said no #and look. its a poll #wouldnt you rather have an incorrectly image-formatted poll than none at all #darlings be proud of me #inedibles round one

[canisalbus]

Your art tastes like aged paper, sugar, and chocolate to me, with a hint of salt every so often

Machete looks like white chocolate, and Vasco's like buttery caramel

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#aw #that sounds nice #anonymous #answered #I was wondering what the aged paper is doing there but it reminded me of something #so I'm going to share a weird personal detail totally unprompted #I think I used to have pica disorder when I was a kid I would gnaw on and eat a lot of small inedible objects #pieces of cardboard rubber bands and blu tack #the plastic animal figurines I had had bitemarks on them and were often missing bodyparts like if a dog had gotten to them #also a ton of uncooked pasta #I think it wasn't a flavor thing I had obsessions for specific textures that weren't found in actual foods #I particularly craved those candy wrappers that are made of waxed paper #(finns might be familiar with pihlaja or marianne wrappers for example or those translucent inner wrappers in lehmäkarkki/ cow cream fudge) #can't say for sure when it stopped but one day I realized that hey hold on this probably isn't normal human behavior #I think I was over 10 but under 15 #and I had forgotten the whole thing but got such a vivid flashback from that line it was actually kind of alarming

[apopneumatist]

[lets out my loudest and most drawn out yee haw yet]

#deltarune #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #utdr #if kris doesnt eat something inedible and appropriately cowboy themed next chapter im filing a complaint to mr tobias foxander himself #salt.png

[cynoisms]

Phantom: Mmmm that looks so good what is that…

Rain: Those are called orbeez bug, and you can’t eat them they’ll hurt your tummy

Phantom: If I can’t eat them why do they look so yummy…

Rain: Not sure buggy, but Dew ate one once and he was sick for hours

Dew from across the room: EAT THEM PHAN THEY’RE YUMMY RAINY IS LYING TO YOU

Rain: NO DO NOT EAT THEM.

#tommys rambling #nameless ghouls #ghost bc #phantom ghoul #rain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #incorrect ghouls quotes #ghost band #phantom loves eating inedible things #he probably eats gym chalk and soap too

[deerspherestudios]

So from 1 to no please don't... what is the outcome of taking a small bite of Mychaels tail?

Like... a straight up bite out of it?? Or a nibble???

If you bit him so hard it takes a piece of his tail it'd hurt and bleed a lot. It's full of nerve endings but will heal over and regenerate eventually.

If it's just a nibble you'd just taste dirt and bitterness I think haha. And depending on how close you are to him, he'd either be flustered beyond belief or just downright very uncomfortable hahaha.

#mushroom oasis vn #mychael ask #STOP TRYING TO EAT HIM ⚠️ #HE IS INEDIBLE ⚠️ #this question was back when anons were allowed wowie #meant to draw for this ask but i dont have time for em these days </3

[rambler-in-limbo]

how did Whupeh steal Peppino's rolling pin?

Like so.

#translations down here! #—> #give it to me #you’re very mean and scary #the little ones have no teeth #completely harmless #BUT #Some do have poison #so say goodbye to that pin #<— #he absolutely eats paint and other inedible nonsense #he loves raw dough especially #the others. mostly Erm. try to get him to eat real food #my art #ask #pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino clone #pizza tower oc #peppino spaghetti

[mspaintbladie]

garbage rice

#doodle #shitposting #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #mochi's art #just because blade will eat inedible stuff on purpose #it doesn't mean he will be happy if you feed him trash

[keithbutgay]

assumptions

hm

youre very particular about the texture of food but will still accidentaly/intentionally eat non edible things

youre forgetful but remember trivia and things about people really well

if you could become a fictional character you definitely would immediately, no questions asked

you like to customize things you own by like putting stickers on them or drawing on them

all true but slightly cheating! >:P /j /lh

#unfortunately yes- #i don't often intentionally eat inedible things! #in my very weak defense #also yes i would absolutely become a fictional character #in sixth grade i said that if i had one wish i would want to become reyna from

[shigayokagayama]

started referring to questionable dishes (e.g. steamed ham, ribs cooked in sprite, any food that has ever come out of the u.k.) as "mogami meals"

#i know he was eating the most frightening inedible things youve ever laid eyes on #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mogami keiji

[plipple]

ohnearly forgot to post this . well not really i was holding off on posting this. happy (late feb 20) birthday .!

#the cake is inedible for both of them #vincent cant eat cake bc hes a cybrg #and then the cake just tastes terrible for collegevince #scribbling #vtsom #vincent the secret of myers #vincent: the secret of myers #vincent edgeworth #dinoverse

[rae-unbeloved]

Chat i ate smth edible for once instead of wood or dice, are yall proud of me?🥺🥺🥺🥺

#i do eat normal foods #every day #just #i eat a lot of inedible objects as well #:3 #rae's silly rambles :3

[eating-the-inedible]

Eating the Inedible Tournament

Warning: this might not make any sense

This is a tournament for all those tasty things that aren't food.

Anything is welcome if it isn't something that is considered food. Please stick to solids and liquids.

Preferably real things, but if you can give a convincing/funny enough reason to include it, then I'll consider it

On that note, if there is something that is technically food, but really isn't edible (or shouldn't be eaten), same rules apply. if you can give a convincing/funny enough reason to include it, then it will be considered. (such as Battery Acid)

Some examples to give y'all ideas:

That Nerf Football

Motor oil

Play-Doh

Submission Rules:

You may submit as many different things as you want but please don't submit the same one multiple times

Put as many funny submissions as you want! This is meant to be a fun, goofy, silly stupid enjoyable poll

‼️YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAD CONSUMED SOMETHING TO SUBMIT IT‼️

DO NOT TRY TO CONSUME ANY OF THESE! I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY OF Y'ALL GETTING SICK ✌️

Have fun, be silly. That's the main goal of this bracket

Any hatred or bigots will not be tolerated. I have a block button and I am not afraid to use it 😎

Please only submit using the form. Do not send submissions to my asks.

PROPAGANDA IS WELCOME (it is very much appreciated. Please send in the asks or in your reblogs)

Submission Form

(Please read all submission rules before submitting)

When you vote, choose based on whatever. Whether it be what would be funnier to eat, what would be weirder, what you'd rather eat, or any other preference. There are no rules how to vote

#eating the inedible

[angelwiththeblue-box]

new top 5 beatdown was created for autistic people

#prove me wrong #you Cant #top five inedible objects we would eat #we are watcher #watcher entertainment #autistic #shane madej #kwesi james #ryan bergara #top five beatdown

[taibhsearachd]

So, for a while, I've been like "wow, I eat way too much fast food, we gotta cut down on that and start cooking more at home". And then my wife was away for three days, I didn't eat out at all, and by the third day I was nearly blacking out any time I did anything at all. Getting out of bed. Standing up. Climbing stairs (which I have to do to go to the bathroom). Taking the dogs out. Orgasming. It was just an unsustainable situation.

At this point I don't know how to maintain consciousness without eating fast food every day unless I'm literally doing shots of salt water, which... I've done it before, let me tell you, it's MISERABLE and comes with the added problem where you might throw it up shortly after.

#personal post #chronic illness #pots #adding more salt to the food I make at home... is not an option #because if I add more salt to my food at home it becomes inedibly gross #even for me with my pathological need for salt #...though writing about this did remind me of when #on family spaghetti nights #I would just eat plain spaghetti with salt on it #no sauce #I might have had pots a lot earlier than I thought I did #hmm

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

what can Bella Swan actually cook?

armed with LegalTM pdfs, control f, and my theory that Bella doesn't actually like cooking she was just written by a mormon housewife, I have determined every specifically named meal Bella cooks in the Twilight Saga!

In summary:

15 total named meals (7 in Twilight, 3 each in New Moon/Eclipse, and 2 in Breaking Dawn)

13 unique meals (lasagna & fried chicken repeat across books)

Presumably she's also cooking literally every other day (when they aren't ordering pizza, which is apparently the only takeout Charlie ever gets), but it's not relevant to her narrative.

my main conclusion is that she eats way too much cereal, but for the purposes of this i've decided that cereal doesn't count as cooking.

Bella Swan canonically knows how to cook:

Twilight:

Steak and potatoes, plus salad (pg 15)

White people enchiladas (p.36)

Fish (marinated), with “salad and bread left over from the night before” (p.68)

Cold-cut sandwiches (p.70)

Grilled cheese (with tomato) (p.111)

Lasagna (p.118)

Fish, using Harry Clearwater’s fish fry (p.169)

New Moon:

Fried chicken (p.70)

Lasagna (p.82)

Casserole (p.197)

Eclipse:

Spaghetti, (rescued from Charlie)

Grandma Swan’s stroganoff recipe (p.29)

Hamburger (p.43)

Breaking Dawn:

Sunny-side up eggs (p.75)

Damn rancid chicken Fried chicken (p.80)

#my meta #bella swan #so i guess she can cook but uh... #this is. very boring. lmao #at one point she says that renee likes to 'experiment' and sometimes it's inedible... #DO YOU MEAN RENEE MAKES FOOD WITH FLAVOR #BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THAT JUST MEANS RENEE MAKES FOOD WITH FLAVOR. #sorry not to be a renee apologist in the tags #but also this specific search made me SO MAD at charlie so #eclipse is really the worst book. character assassination for EVERYONE #also oh my god she eats so much cereal #you guys? you guys #are there people out there who eat that much cereal??? #that can't be good for you!!! #she eats cereal every day!!! #except for the first when charlie makes her bacon and eggs and she asks to take over the cooking #bella!!! #i think she must not like eggs #(ignoring how many she eats in breaking dawn shh it's fine) #page numbers are all from my pdfs but hopefully they at least kinda map onto the actual books

[sillyandquiteawkward]

Ryan -

i think its funny to think about someone offering him to Do his makeup (as hes a roach) but also the way you probably meant it, that hed be Doing the makeup on the roach himself. which hes also Not interested in doing. anjdkfakjs rip this roach that does want that.

#ryan asmr artist actually is a weird inedible food mukbanger. btw. hes eating a spiral notebook. and a shoe. and a sponge. #ryan roach #silly art tag