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Confession:

I'm a little self conscious about how I say "edited it" in real life. I say it kind of fast, so it sounds like I'm saying "edidedit".

WAIT I DO THAT TOOOOOOOO

#eating your asks #eating your confessions

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Fruit cupcake cinnamon-bun

Oyster relic financial schism.

Random brand hurricane run

...

I just realized that typing random words reminds me of the song "Word Disassociation" by Lemon Demon.

i love you

#eating your asks

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How’d that go

Static-y?

eating electricity. putting the tip of my laptop cable into my mouth while plugged in. sharp jolt of tingling through my tongue down to my soles and kinda metallic taste. i love the prickle. it's so good. so tasty. my self-preservation instincts are screaming

i love that

i do it with iphone chargers

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eating electricity. putting the tip of my laptop cable into my mouth while plugged in. sharp jolt of tingling through my tongue down to my soles and kinda metallic taste. i love the prickle. it's so good. so tasty. my self-preservation instincts are screaming

i love that

i do it with iphone chargers

#eating your asks

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Random haiku time

Lamp fish refrigerator

Beep boop that is all

<333

#eating your asks

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Confession:

I love reading negative reviews of things. Sometimes when I was bored as a kid, I'd hop on Amazon and look up this one jewelry brand to read all the 1-star reviews about their stuff. Most of the time it was people's fingers turning green due to the brand not using real silver, sometimes it was people complaining about broken pieces of metal or big cracks in the stones.

okay i also kinda love that bc you can find the funniest stories sometimes

#eating your asks #eating your confessions

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that is a very relatable predicament

Took a photo of my sparkly fruity concoction! (sorry about the lighting it's not very good in the kitchen)

oh

my

god

that is the most beautiful beverage i've ever seen

so sparkly

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I'm really curious, what is your favorite movie that was released at least 20 years before you were born? (If you haven't seen any, what's one you most want to see)

thoroughly modern millie, 1967

i adore it

#eating your asks

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Confession: I

*gasp*

YOU???

*sitting over here very scandalized*

#eating your asks #eating your confessions

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No nom

yes nom :3

#eating your asks #me being goofy bc ik that was probs intended as a “nomnom”

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I'll start

Im always getting into fandoms I havent seen the shows/read the books/played the games of, just because I enjoy watching people be passionate and creative about stuff they like

But Ive done it to the point of goncharoving my way into discussions even, by acting like I know what theyre talking about, all from info I got from the fandom itself ඞ

THIS

I DO THIS

#eating your asks #eating your confessions

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i love youuuu <3

i am AWARE that ur askbox is open the question is whAT DO I ASK????

Nothing!

You just ramble!

Or confess stuff

or leave poems

or tell me to eat things

tell me a story

or ask whatever pops into your mind, no matter how goofy

share interesting facts

share boring facts

Infodump!!!

ask me anything you want to know about me

tell me about you

send recommendations

tell me about something you care about

tell me jokes

share cool posts

anything

#it's #eating your asks #bc im goofy

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IMPOSSIBLE

I remembered the propaganda I did for this tournament and it’s so funny because I’m really good at dramatically writing like that when it’s not dialogue but the instant I try do do dialogue it’s like

person 1 (in the middle of a mental breakdown): I’m a monster! I killed my own mother! person 2 (supposed to be comforting them): me too you’re not special lmao

and then I’ll write internal monologue and it’s like

The world could burn, for all he cared. Everyone he loved could die around him, and it would make no difference. Come hell or high water, come famine or come flood, he would hold firm. He was getting those chicken nuggets, even if it was the last thing he did. And if anyone tried to cut in the line? Well, if anyone tried to cut the line, they would find out just how much he was willing to do for dino nuggets.

anyway I think that’s very funny of me

omg

you are amazing

i was smiling and laughing at this /pos

i completely understand, dialogue is a bitch

i am being entirely honest when i say: i think about your propaganda on a regular basis and it brings me such joy

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You eat pronouns? Any of them?? Do they taste good

very <3

#eating your asks

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i am AWARE that ur askbox is open the question is whAT DO I ASK????

Nothing!

You just ramble!

Or confess stuff

or leave poems

or tell me to eat things

tell me a story

or ask whatever pops into your mind, no matter how goofy

share interesting facts

share boring facts

Infodump!!!

ask me anything you want to know about me

tell me about you

send recommendations

tell me about something you care about

tell me jokes

share cool posts

anything

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WAIT YOU DID CHANGE THE PFP

@loredwy BABE HELP I FORGET WHAT IT WAS BEFORE

Trick or treat

I FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS

I LOVE YOUR NEW PFP

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i have a habit of putting things in my mouth sometimes and i kinda did that with my laptop cable, as many times before, except it was still plugged in. so i can say electricity is kinda tasty but absolutely do not do that i think i managed to give myself a teeeenty tiny shock just now. but also it was very tasty and my feet tingled for a second which was funny. but also do not do that

i've never tried it with a laptop cable before....

though after being instructed to never put an iphone charger in my mouth i did

i do always want to just like. bite through headphone cables but i always stop myself bc i don't wanna ruin my headphones 😭