#you’re rich!

[thenocturnenarrator]

Memories of a protector, my beloved UwU

Great fic guys, amazing fic :’)

THE BETRAYAL GUYS THE BETRAYAL

There was no betrayal I was just throwing people off hihi, uncensored version so you can all appreciate Dust’s face at the greatest mistake in his life

THA FAILURE XDDD

Dust and Ink trying to sacrifice themselves for each other XDDDDD One did significantly better hehe DX

THA PAIN GUYS THE PAIN! DX

I already screamed in the fix’s comments so y’all get spared XDDD

Dust: I failed so miserably:(

Ink: I won’t

Dust: what- *gets saved* Ink nooooo- *gets captured*

Ink: at least I succeeded UvU

Creators whispering: actually he was captured, loser

Ink: :’) NEVER MIND

#memories of a protector #art #digital art #digital illustration #my art #utmv #ink sans #dust sans #nightmare sans #fanfic #outertale #Nightmare got a new suit btw XDD #I just don’t like drawing him in a freaking hoodie??? #Noot Noot darling you’re the king of negativity not sans undertale #dress like it! #you’re rich! #wear something fancy! #we need more fancy Nightmare and less hoodie nightmare smh

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

#side note but ipad babies are such a rich people thing too #like you’re gonna give your kid something that cost $400 and has an easily breakable screen? #that goes for smartphones too

[p4nishers]

god. GOD. the underlying anger in everything terry writes really IS apparent in hogfather bc fuck u mean this is how things should be? no the fuck it shouldn't. poor people shouldn't have to be satisfied with what they get, that's just fucking capitalism. i REALLY like that terry decided to use death as projection for what he thinks bc death doesn't know anything and it has to be explained to him and by it being explained to him it shows how fucking stupid those things are. bc ok here's this world where an equivalent of santa ACTUALLY exists and, because it mirrors our world, it's still unjust. santa actually fucking exists in this world and he could give ANYONE ANYTHING bc he's essentially a god and people gave him that power by making him up, BUT because ppl imagined him in a way that poor people don't get shit (like they usually do) and rich people get EVERYTHING they want, he exists like that. whereas death has seen the absolutely WORST of humanity and he STILL thinks that's bullshit and it's not how it should be, it's just how it goes. bc capitalism is always capitalism where there's money and the world will always be fucked up as long as there are oppressor to hold it up. like i just.

#IT IS HOGSWATCH said Death AND PEOPLE DIE ON THE STREETS. PEOPLE FEAST BEHIND LIGHTED WINDOWS AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NO HOMES. IS THIS FAIR? #“Well of course that’s the big issue—” Albert began. THE PEASANT HAD A HANDFUL OF BEANS AND THE KING HAD SO MUCH HE WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE #THAT WHICH HE GAVE AWAY. IS THIS FAIR? “Yeah but if you gave it all to the peasant then in a year or two he’d be just as snooty as the king #NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT’S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU’RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR? #“You did say we just had to do this so’s people’d believe—” he began and then stopped and started again. #“When it comes to fair master you yourself—”I AM EVENHANDED TO RICH AND POOR ALIKE snapped Death. #i love him i love him #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #discworld death #hogfather

[tomathy-inside-of-the-it]

Awh Tommy this all sucks so much, I’m glad he’s comfortable enough to express himself :( I think we should collectively give him a license to kill. Not tubbo, but maybe someone else. As a treat

full reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/tommyinnit/s/LWAlUPAyaC

#tommyinnit #stole these screenshots from jess mellohibench on twitter #yknow the lesbian dog person #In all seriousness I really hope he’s able to take time for himself after the tour #poor dude :/ #I hope he knows his fans will understand completely if he needs to step away from ytb #if tom wants to use child celebrity he’s allowed to #I think getting people showing up AT your house gives you the right #I need him to never hate on himself for being stressed ever again #Im all for rich people knowing their privilege but my guy you can be stressed!!! Its okay!!! You’re going through stuff!!!!!!!!! #(parasocial)

[the-witchhunter]

Danny and Jason flirting but it’s just them talking about food and sharing recipes

Danny: that’s some juicy looking pan roasted chicken you have there… can’t help but notice you have some… brown bits left on the pan…

Jason: Oh yeah? And what do you think I should do about it?

Danny: sauté some onion and deglaze with some red wine, make a nice luscious pan sauce

Jason: Hmmmm… personally I was thinking shallots… something a little subtler… teasing even… maybe take some butter and… mount the sauce

Danny: Yes chef

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dead on main #danny fenton #jason todd #cooking #flirting through food #for context mounting a sauce is a French cooking technique #it means taking cold butter and incorporating it into the sauce for added richness #can be a little tricky since it can break and make the sauce oily instead #but just keep the pan moving constantly and you’re probably fine #it really upgrades a quick pasta sauce for an easy dinner

[junglejim4322]

It’s so fucking crazy to me that the two candidates for a 4 year presidency are both 82 years old and I’m still 95% sure neither of them will die by the end of their term because money can keep anything alive

#you can reanimate a corpse if you’re rich enough

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

I’m gonna keep writing Nimona headcanons til someone stops me cause they’ve taken over my life

Ambrosius was forced to suppress his emotions basically his whole life 

He used to be one of those guys who would say shit like “I haven’t cried in 15 years”

But not as like a weird subtle brag just as stating a fact which made it more depressing 

Once the wall came down it’s like the floodgates opened this man will cry when he’s happy sad angry stressed 

You name it he’s crying 

And he’s not a pretty crier either which is funny cause there is a whole compilation of “Ambrosius being unreasonably photogenic” 

Bal was the typical crybaby growing up 

He was constantly bullied for it and it only got worse when he was at the institute 

A lot of his classmates and teachers would try and be “helpful” and give him tips to stop crying  

Ambrosius was the only one who encouraged him to cry and deal with all his emotions 

It’s pretty rare to see Bal cry now but it happens occasionally when he’s sad or stressed or really happy  

Seeing Nimona cry is a rare phenomenon 

Bal and Ambrosius have only ever seen her cry four times 

The first was when they were on Gloreth’s statue at the end of the movie, the second Gloreth’s statue was fully taken down, the third was when the adoption paperwork was finalized and the fourth was their wedding 

But she denies it literally every single time 

Pinky promises are sacred for the trio

Back when the boys were training they would only make pinky promises about big things 

And if they broke those promises there would be big consequences like giving up your dessert for two months 

It was a habit that Bal subconsciously passed onto Nimona 

The trio never really talked about it but there was a silent mutual understanding that they held weight

The first pink promise Ambrosius ever made was right after Nimona started trusting him and had enough respect for him to hold a conversation without hissing 

And he swore that he would never consciously hurt Bal or Nimona again 

Nimona made a joke about that being a big promise to make 

And Ambrosius said “That’s why it’s a pinky promise”

I feel like Bal and Ambrosius never tried to hide their relationship the kingdom is just stupid 

They were highly encouraged by the staff and family to keep it under wraps but they said fuck that noise I wanna hold my boyfriend's hand in public 

The fellow knights in training knew something was up but they didn’t figure it out until the wall fell

Todd was the most outspoken when they first started dating he used to go around and tell people “No one looks at their bro like that”

After a while they stopped giving a fuck and they didn’t really have enough time or energy to ask because they were too busy getting their asses handed to them by the boys 

A lot of citizens had this weird misconception that they had this heated and bitter rivalry 

There were entire articles written about how they were “The rivals of the century” 

And the boys would get together and dramatically read every single one of them

Whenever the boys were in a bad mood they would reference the articles like this 

“Hey sunshine did you know I joined the institute specifically to dethrone you?” “You know what moonbeam I didn’t but thanks for telling me” 

“Bal I just want you to know that I am utterly seething at the cruel defeat by your hand” “Oh I’m so sorry love I’ll make sure to kick your ass nicer next time”

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #these dorks live in my head rent free #which is fucked cause one of them is rich #pay rent if you’re gonna invade my dreams #please I'm begging I'm a broke college student

[chrsitophwaltz]

folks this is it we have to climb together

#noah fence to the 14 year old kid but i don’t want davo scumdun’s dna anywhere near leida or mon #@tay i know you’re rich my papa come shell out out some cheddar for your queen 😭😭 #mon mothma #tay kolma #leida mothma #vel sartha #andor #star wars #*my crappy shit

[blahblahbih]

I have been bewitched body and soul

@autoraving (TikTok) I love you

I didn’t know there was a way for me to be even more in love with them, im so utterly enthralled

How am I supposed to function now?

#lando norris #carlos sainz #f1 #briderton #bridgerton au #I can’t breath #I have the script for my bedtime stories for like a month to come #I physically cannot think of anything but then #they consume my every thought #lando as childhood friends boy next door let’s meet in the library and read zero words let’s lay in the grass under the stars #let’s make fun of each other and laugh at stupid jokes and accidentally fall in love #Carlos as the rich heir from a well established family but is so lightly brushed by melancholy and so #shy despite being the devilishly handsome bachelor #I will never shut up #gentlemen it seems to me like you’re in need of a wife #I’m living my yn dream #I’m going to cry I want it so bad

[leoxhaka]

just 35 guys out on a walk in the park

#arsenal #these walks are so funny to me #like imagine you’re just enjoy your day then here comes arsenal passing thru acting like they’re too rich to walk

[scrimblyscrorblo]

More BSD doodles, thought I’d try Dazai again and…..Edgar Allen Poe, my beloved <3 the gender envy from that man. I do want to look like an academic mess, and gothic lit nerd

I had a lot of fun with drawing him, clearly.

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs Edgar Allen Poe #edgar allen poe bsd #bsd edgar allan poe #bsd poe #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #dazai fanart #poe fanart #ily poe #you’re so pathetic #and rich #and pretty #I too do not get calls often at all #now I wanna set my ringtone to crows cawing

[yesneverno]

Me: omg how come I can never avoid spoilers

Also me: *scrolling through the tag on tumblr*

#danganronpa #danganronpa another #literally anything #dr #tma #the magnus archives #svsss #bingqiu #drthh #sdr2 #drv3 #any tv show too #I cannot stress how bad it gets #I’m avoiding death spoilers (I’ve made bets on who will die in danganronpa.) #there’s a chart #but also if u have a practical talent I assume #you’re dead #bc bc bc #1. lucky student #2. just some rich guy #3. swimmer #4. reader #i know kirigiri is a detective but…. #but also danganronpa another #I knew I KNEW the sniper wasn’t gonna survive #that’d be TOO practical for the universe #imagine surviving a death game to join an apocalypse and ur a SNIPER #OP

[ciderjacks]

idk why ppl ignore that women, regardless of race or class, experience police violence for being female. Both from on duty and off duty officers. That 40% cops thing is thrown around a lot but no one acknowledges that as hate, that police officers off duty will often use their power as a man and as an officer to beat/kill women. Theres also the cases of police on duty using abortion as an excuse to brutalize and stalk women, police officers raping and murdering women using their power as officers to do it and getting away with it. and then also something no one talks about: the justice system unfairly punishes women if it can. The justice system hates women being free.

Also, “crime of passion” laws still exist, female murder victims and missing women (regardless of race, but especially native women) are rarely taken seriously. And let’s not even get into how women are treated in female prisons, male guards frequently use female prisons as his own personal brothel, and this behaviour is allowed for sometimes years. Oh, and shit let’s also not talk about how many laws are really only created to protect men and arrest girls. Let’s not talk about how many women end up in jail for minor things like drugs and property damage, compared to men.

Let’s also not talk about how poverty and drug addiction connect, and how the patriarchy keeps women in poverty by intentionally underpaying female dominated fields, reducing wages on any field when it becomes female dominated, and underpaying the female workers who happen to work in male dominated fields to keep them poorer than their male counterparts. Let’s not talk about how keeping females and female communities poor is directly contributing to the kind of crime that women are then unfairly targeted for.

let’s really not talk about how all these things connect, how the men in charge of society have set up a system that keeps women poor and trapped, then the men in charge of prison facilities setting up a system where women are locked up in places where they have no control for minor charges, then said men, who now have complete control over these women, use the women who’ve been trapped in these facilities (again, very often for things a man wouldn’t be criminally charged for) as sex slaves, even forcing them to get pregnant….yeah, let’s not talk about how all that connects.

#police brutality #tw sa #sexism #All of this applies especially to black and native women #Who face the worst of this #But it happens to white women asian women latina women etc too #You’re not safe from this treatment just bc ur white or pretty or rich or gender conforming or whatever

[harrisonsbabygirl]

#For me it’s Blue Jay Way I am in love love love with that song omg #I also rlly like baby you’re a rich man #ofc strawberry fields I love but that’s not underrated it’s one of the most iconic songs #magical mystery tour #john lennon #paul mccartney #ringo starr #george harrison #the beatles

[guess-my-next-obsession]

succession is cool and all but excuse me if in this political and economic climate i want zero to do with a show about rich white people that leads to more rich white people getting awards and acclaim. latino representation in cinema and tv is so important and yet still goes unrecognized. pedro’s losses have little to do with my feelings on this matter, but boy oh boy, he deserved that emmy.

#rich white person stories are so out of touch and unnecessary right now #you just won’t get it if you’re not a poc or haven’t lived through poverty

[bl0rbohandbag]

twst really said h*man trafficking 🥰😘😍

fellow kidnapping and attempting to sell elite college students, who are very important people whose absence will be NOTICED (they literally missed school to go to the park AND told all of their friends about it!!!) is so fucking funny, in a way. leona is a literal PRINCE. vil is a celebrity. kalim has a history with kidnapping. the tweels are mafia heirs (allegedly). ortho is a shroud!! from book 7 events we know his parents would notice something was amiss and would storm playful land if he sent a signal. their nrc colleagues are going to notice they are missing in no time.

the fact he chose to kidnap them all at the same time. are you not afraid of the law. are you not afraid of being murdered.

#fellow: YOU GO TO A PRIVATE ELITE SCHOOL WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW???? #ruggie: 😕 #fellow you’re complaining about money??? #MY GUY YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MANY LEGAL ACTIONS TAKEN AGAINST YOU. #THESE RICH PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SUE THE HELL OUT OF YOU. #twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twisted wonderland spoilers #twst playful land #fellow honest #twisted wonderland stage in playful land