#you put him in a jar

[the-last-panqueque]

BLOOD WARNING!!!

Hace raaaaato no he publicado nada y tenia este dibujito de OG! Luo Binghe aka Luo Bingge, así que aja, aquí tienen una versión mas guapa del protagonista de Proud Immortal Demon Way porque no me gusto el primer dibujo donde lo hice XD.

Bingge, no puedes buscar un Shizun que te quiera con tus impulsos violentos, pequeña bestia, deja de desmembrar, torturar y arrancarle partes a las personas que te caen mal, tal vez así consigas tu final feliz, o lo que sea... Shang Qinghua, por que creaste un protagonista OP tan pendejo? Ah???

Espero que les guste!!!

-PQQ

#fanart #proud immortal demon way #original luo binghe #luo bingge #scum villans self saving system #scum villain self saving system fanart #scumbag system #scumbag system fanart #OG! Luo Binghe #how did u expect your shizun to like you #you put him in a jar #i mean he is a vinegar jar #but still #pls stop being an op angry brat #blood warning

[raggedy-spaceman]

S02E03 I Know Where I'm Going

This scene destroyed me. Physically and emotionally. Oh Aziraphale, you poor sweet angel...

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #michael sheen #aziraphale hugging the jar #top 10 devastating moments #i want to comfort him #but also #angel who do you think put that tumor in the boy? #yeah it was your god #you are too kind for your kin #sob #gos2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #gomens #mine

[bluebeesknees]

*squeezes suguru like a stressball*

#for you impatient bitches #here’s our beautiful princess with a disorder ú-ù #I want to put him in a jar and shake him #convince suguru challenge #convince geto challenge #sketch #wip #bluebeesart #my art #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #jjk

[bergameow]

weird cat

#steddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #fanart #chibi #cute #i want to shake eddie around like a person who doesn't know how to use a paddle ball #like #i want to put him in a jar and shake it around like an 8ball #you get it? #like an etch-a-sketch you want to erase #i want to put him in a little metal cocktail cup thingy and just #SHKASHKASHKASHKA #steve harrington #eddie munson

[starrytect]

he's so pathetic guys

#limbus company #lcb #emil sinclair #emil sinclair lcb #art tag #i need him to suffer every inconvenience possible #'was that not just canto iii' sure but i want More. that was just a taste #i want him to have the worst day imaginable all the time #i want to put him in a jar so i can shake him around #do you understand me. do you understand my vision

[cozylittleartblog]

I got this from the Deltarune newsletter and felt compelledd to forward it to you

something is so wrong with him 💙

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #cupcakeshakesnake #love that multiple people sent me the cards. mwah mwah mwah for all of you #What Did He Mean By This 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 #sorry i just noticed he spelled it Queene the first two times and then Queen with no third e #fucking. goofass #he wants attention so bad #im gonna put him in a jar and shake him violently

[byeler]

wish they hadn’t bitched out on having will kill bob in s2. do you know what i would have done with that all-encompassing and inescapable guilt

#like yes will blames himself to an extent but #it could have been so juicy. there is so much there. #the way it would have changed joyce and will’s relationship forever even though she CANT blame him and she DOESNT blame him #there would still be the tiniest part!!!! the smallest fraction!!!!!!!!! #putting will byers in a pickle jar and shaking him around. you haven’t suffered enough for me

[kagoutiss]

ppl talking about the new interview translation makes me feel exactly like this again

#not art #these are months old but i carry this same rage in me perpetually #‘thank yyuoy nintedno for making him Hot’ cowards. cowards all of you #‘oouyghg thank u Corporation for being sso lgbt and making your Evil Arab Man Character now also Sexually Consumable For Everyone’ #because you couldn’t see any appeal in his character before now right. now youre just happy to talk about putting his amiibo in the C*m Jar

[dusty-cobweb]

my little meow meow >.<

#ds9 #deep space 9 #julian bashir #dr bashir #julian bashir ds9 #capturing him in my hands like a lil firefly #putting him in a jar #not that kind of jar tho #the kind of jar that you poke holes in the cap of #and despite giving the firefly oxygen and sticks and grass he dies anyway #because no matter how much you care the firefly will always die

[komaneko-kun]

gay loser gazing at the sun he's orbiting

#oh i'm going thru it today (me every single day) #why does your frown immediately disappear WHY ARE YOU SO SOFT STOP #stop looking at him like he's the most important thing in the world you're killing me #all dogs are the same smh #ougggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #i need to put them in a jar and shake shake shake #ok abnormality over back to work #fenglian #feng xin #xie lian #tgcf

[gorgon-heap]

I Thank You: A Brief Account of Sonic’s No Good Terrible Very Bad Day (and Shadow’s even worse day)

@son1c’s sonic prime au has been jingling around my brain like a loose marble (especially the splinters of shadow), and this ask from @boom-fanfic-a-latta inspired me to actually sit down and write it :D

~~~

The first thing Shadow noticed was the noise.

It was hard not to notice it, honestly. The eerie silence of the Void was disconcerting, but this was something Shadow had never encountered before. This was an oppressive wall of sheer sound that filled the air and slammed into his ears the minute he entered the Boscage.

It knocked the wind out of him, and he sunk to his knees as he tried to regain his composure.

Dimly, he heard Sonic buzzing around him, jabbering about something. Shadow could only grit his teeth in response.

It’s so loud….How does Sonic not hear this?

He clapped a hand over his mouth in a desperate attempt to ground himself, to experience anything other than the oppressive sound. It didn’t work.

“Shadow? You alright?”

Shadow let out a shaky breath, and it took great effort for him to stop his ears from twitching. The last thing he needed was Sonic worrying about him.

“I’m fine. It’s just adjusting to a new Shatterverse.” Shadow forced himself to his feet. “Tell me about this world?”

Sonic didn’t look convinced, but didn’t press the issue. “The Bocage is entirely take over by huge plants. The forest floor is entirely inhospitable to life, and that means that—“

Plants. It couldn’t be.

Could it?

He felt a tear escape and leak down the side of his face. He was vaguely aware that Sonic, who had been staring at him with concern, had tracked that tear’s path with his eyes. But Shadow had bigger things to worry about. He, and probably he alone, could hear the Boscage.

And it was screaming.

~~~

It had been a few days. Some of the worst days of Shadow’s existence. Boscage Maze was a blur. The residents of the Boscage were a blur. The only thing that was clear was, paradoxically, the murmur of the forest. As it turns out, when billions of plants whisper in someone’s mind, it results in a cacophony, and the worst headache Shadow has ever had.

He was beginning to have trouble remembering why he was there, his goal in coming here, and even who he was. He just shuffled behind Sonic as they navigated the jungle.

Today, they were visiting….somewhere. Egg…something? Shadow couldn’t remember, but Tails was leading the way. Or, this Shatterverse’s Tails. His head hurt too much to care.

He was also didn’t care when he met Windthrow. A tiny voice at the back of his mind reminded him that, but for the Deafening Sounds, he would have been astounded.

A larger, stronger, and more feral Sonic. Would wonders ever cease.

Shadow was roused from his thoughts as they arrived at their destination. It was an unassuming structure, with vine tendrils snaking around, but generally well kept. As they walked through the entryway, he absently noted that the design reminded him of the Ark.

They stepped into the entryway, and the doors swung shut, leaving their little group in the quiet hallway.

And it was quiet. It was utterly silent.

He felt his shoulders sag in relief. He didn’t realize how awful the noise was. It didn’t even bother him that there was a slight buzzing from the overhead lights.

“Shadow, everything alright?” Sonic’s voice boomed in his ears. It hurt, and made his ears twitch, but he welcomed it.

Shadow nodded slowly. He still felt a little dazed, but it was a relief to be able to think clearly for the first time in what felt like forever.

~~~

Sonic was worried.

Well, he was worried about a lot of things. This was an extremely bad situation, and he was well aware that that was an understatement. But in particular, Sonic was worried about Shadow. He was acting more reclusive and irritable than usual. Which was saying something.

Whenever they were at the Egg Base, Shadow disappeared, even though Sonic looked everywhere in the building. And when they were outside, he acted distracted and upset. Every time Sonic asked him what was wrong, he would respond (in true Shadow fashion) with a snappish “Nothing”. But his constant ear twitching and eyes darting back and forth belied his distress. So did his muttering under his breath.

Sonic had decided not to continue pestering him. He instead focused all his attention and worry on finding the Shard.

The sooner we find it, the sooner I get Shadow out of here. The sooner I fix my stupid mistake.

Currently, they were in the Egg Base, and surprisingly, Shadow was hanging out with the group. Sonic was grateful to see that he looked relaxed, even if it was only a little bit. The weird dude who looked kind of like Eggman was showing off his latest creation, which was a metal version of Windthrow.

But as Metal Windthrow was powered on, Sonic was distracted by a faint gasp behind him. He turned and saw Shadow standing there completely rigid, chest heaving and eyes darting wildly. His ears wouldn’t stop twitching. He locked eyes with Sonic, before he fled the room.

Sonic got up to follow up, but stopped when he felt a large paw on his shoulder. Windthrow excitedly pointed at his metal counterpart, and threw back his head and howled. Metal Windthrow followed suit, and his rusty howl joined Windthrow’s. Sonic couldn’t help but smile fondly at what was soon to be a fast friendship. His smile fell as he turned and strode out of the room, determined to find Shadow.

~~~

He didn’t see Shadow for days after that, until one day Sonic entered the dining room. Shadow was standing at one of the tables, poring over the map that they had crudely drawn.

“Shadow! There you are! Are you alright? You disappeared! I’ve been looking everywhere for this Shard but haven’t found anything yet. Hey, what do you think—”Sonic’s nervous rambling was cut off by Shadow’s voice, which was uncharacteristically quiet.

“Sonic. Everything is okay. I just needed some to adjust to the Boscage Maze.” At this, Sonic frowned and opened his mouth, and closed it again. He sat down at the table, watching Shadow’s green eyes rake over the map. He looked—well, calm. But at the same time, he didn’t look well adjusted at all. He still had a dazed look, and there were heavy bags under his eyes.

“Are you sure? You can rest today, and we can go look tomorrow!” Shadow gave a small, fond smile, and Sonic felt his concern tie itself into knots in his stomach.

“We are fine, and in fact quite like being outside among the trees. It’s like coming home.” He turned and strode towards the door. “Let us go now and find Thorn Rose. Finding the Shard is our top priority.” Sonic pushed his worries aside. Shadow was right. The Shard was the most important thing.

Over the next couple of days, Shadow took charge of searching the Shard. He would stay out long after Sonic returned to the Egg Base for the night, and would even be gone before he woke up in the morning. He knew that Shadow was the Ultimate Loner, but he couldn’t shake the nagging feeling in the back of his mind. There was something that he couldn’t quite put his finger on, something he was missing. And it had everything to do with the strange way Shadow was acting.

~~~

Sonic burst into the clearing, almost crashing into Shadow in his excitement.

“Shadow, there you are! I have a good lead on the Shard! We can grab it and fit the prism back together! We’re one step closer to going home!” Shadow looked up sharply with a glint in his eyes that made Sonic uneasy. As quick as it had appeared, Shadow’s face had smoothed back into that same calm expression he had had for the past couple of days.

“That’s good to hear, Sonic. But we don’t need to rush things. The Boscage is truly wonderful. I’m glad to have been able to experience it. In fact, we are sorry for our past anger. You see, it wouldn’t have existed if you hadn’t shattered the Paradox Prism. So, how could I be angry? I thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog.”

I thank you.

Sonic’s blood ran cold.

Shadow…

He took a step towards who…or whatever was controlling Shadow. “Who are you! What have you done with Shadow!”

‘Shadow’ just smiled. “We are Shadow. It would be rude to ignore this gift you have sent us. You have granted us a way to communicate with you, and a way to protect the Boscage.”

Sonic’s shoulders slumped, his chin hitting his chest.

Shadow…what have I done to you?

#unceremoniously knocks the rust of my creative writing skills #it’s been like the worst week of my life so i am coping by putting shadow in a jar and shaking him around #i didn’t know how to write either windthrow or metal windthrow so i just. didn’t lol sorry #might make a part 2 with the specific stuff the plants say to shadow after they like. fully possess him #so if you want a part 2 lmk :) #and thank you lovelyn! your au is awesome :D #also tagging boom fanfic a latta bc it was her ask that inspired me to write this so thank you :) #side note i don’t rly know how to format fanfic on tumblr lol :P #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #shadow the hedgehog #jackassery #son1c #tenya

[athanasius-symposium-of-writings]

MORE ILLITHID BAD BITCH READER AND ASTARION PLEASE HOLY SHIT DOESNT MATTER IF HES ASCENDED OR NOT BUT THIS. THIS HAS POTENTIALz

When you are a power couple but one thinks he has the power when in reality it is you lol

Even as his consort, when he as a Vampire Lord should have power over you, the parasite gives the ability to resist him and even control him.

Something he doesn't really think about. Not like you are going to tell your power hunger lover that. You much prefer him happy and flaunting his power.

After all, once a puppet always a puppet just in different loving hands. UwU

#anon ask #astarion #astarion x you #astarion x tav #astarion x reader #reader insert #astarion bg3 #i love him so much puts in him in a jar jk lol #baldur's gate astarion #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3

[tubbytarchia]

hi 3l rewatcher im back i think my least favourite Scott Moment is the cake thing in ep7. it starts with jimmy finding the cake and yelling for scott. scott then proceeds to ask jimmy to yell quieter because it terrified him SCOTT THEN PROCEEDS TO SPEND LIKE A GOOD MINUTE terrorizing jimmy with the cake. then hes like lol i put it there AND HE says he put it there because he knew jimmy would react like that. i want to put him in a glass jar and shake it aggressively.

The cake..... It's like one of the few cute 3L FH moments I can think of but only without the surrounding context, so unfortunately to me it is still pain, as it is to you lol. Scott 'why are you acting like this' to 'I knew you would act like that' is this a game to you. Is it fun toying with Jimmy's feelings the way you've conditioned them to be. Is it fun exercising his dependance on you. Jimmy in part got 3 people killed because of a TNT trap although you told him to keep distance. You're always right, you know Jimmy thinks this, you knew he'd come to you, and then you feign surprise that he doesn't trust himself to touch a suspicious cake. Though it was mostly Grian's fault, Jimmy blames himself for all of those 3 deaths and you did nothing but reinforce that. Is it fun Scott is it fun toying with that paranoia. God help me

#blabber #Scott. Scott Im shaking you by the shoulders Scott #or in a glass jar as per anon. Shaking you in a glass jar Scott. Who did this to you #and then Jimmy immediately lightens up all cheery when Scott reveals it was him who put the cake there #The same way he was so cheery and praising Scott for “fixing” his house #Jimmy. Jimmy you deserve better Jimmy....Jimmy please

[anotherferalrat]

Why aren't more people screaming about apothecary diaries???

Maomao (...and Jinshi ig🙄) are

E V E R Y T H I N G.

To meeee

#the apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #anime recs #i roast him a lot (as you will soon see) but i love him so much #so pathetic #so babygirl #i want to put him in one of maomao's medicine jar and shake him #violently #surely it will be an advancement to science #its what she would want #also the rolling eyes is /aff #bullying is my love language<3 #Day 12(?) of hiding from my friends #im losing track guys

[puppyeared]

Atla live action 😐

#thats my honest reaction 😐 #to be fair ive only seen 20 minutes of the s1 finale bc my parents are watching it but. mmmmm kinda mid #like. the casting is definitely an improvement since the last time they tried a live action but it feels like the writing falls flat #or maybe im being harsh bc ive only heard negative criticism on it beforehand. but fr anytime u bring up the original its already #good and not just because its the original. so much fucking detail went into it to the point of someone noticing azula wielding mai's knive #to how well thought out irohs character is used as a way of uniting the cast especially as zukos foil #i heard that sokkas sexism was toned down and i have to agree that feels like a cheap move. like i get WHY they think it would be better #but its not about how that reflects on real world its about how it affects the story. sokka starts out as a misogynistic asshole because #it makes it that much more impactful when he changes. toning that down makes it flatter and makes his character development weak #and someone pointed out they didnt even make him wear the kyoshi warrior uniform and i know it feels like such a small detail but #come on man. they did that in the original because not only does it help him really walk in their shoes - wearing 'feminine' clothing and #makeup and having suki explain its significance but it also ties in with the shows theme of harmony and intersectionality #i was also disappointed when they had the fire sages explain how the water tribe draws power from the moon because in the original it was #IROH who explained it to aang and everyone else BECAUSE we as the audience is under the impression hes with the 'bad guys' #and it builds up to how he learned from the other nations which reconciles his past as a war general and his character overall #AND its an excellent starting point for the cast and audience to understand how the nations arent as closed off as you would think #plus you would think its only fire nation doing propaganda but they expanded on that with earth kingdom censorship and it WORKS #a lot of things in the live action also feel arbitrary like. they gave momo a near death experience for 5 minutes for no reason #im firmly on the stance of bringing back filler moments instead of putting major events right after each other so that u give your #audience a sense of time passing and to really absorb the story. but i think thats more like shock value than filler and yeah its a small #thing to gripe about but those things build up and its really annoying. the thing abt avatar filler moments is that however small #its at least meaningful. hell even the beach episode emphasizes how isolated zuko and his friends are as child soldiers #i also swore to never watch the first live action since it was that bad but i really liked the stylized tattoos they used for aang #anyway. those arejust my thoughts. im not gonna watch the rest because im a ride or die for the original aftr growing up and #rewatching it at least 20 times as a kid. but theres definitely room for improvement and i wish ppl wouldnt take it as 'better' just cuz #netflix is adapting it. i wouldve killed for them to just reanimate the entire avatar series and touch NOTHING ELSE no redub #no changes to the story. just reanimate the thing and leave the rest alone and youd make easy money just the same #ALSO its very jarring not hearing jack desena and dante basco voicing sokka and zuko cause their voices were the most recognizable to me #i get that its because its live action but im allowed to feel a little sad abt that. and uncle irohs accent was really soothing #yapping

[atopvisenyashill]

i hate the “normal jake” take on jacaerys so much, we really think a dude who was raised by fucking rhaenyra, harwin, laenor, AND daemon, who has to be his mother’s perfect heir beyond reproach bc her claim is under threat literally the moment he’s born, then gets a single iota of power and goes on a two week bender in the north, makes a blood pact with a guy he just met, gets shitfaced and shotgun marries a bastard born girl so we got not one but two bastards as claimants to the iron throne, lets some random common born fucks get ahold of some dragons, and STILL does such a good job as heir that he convinces over half the realm to continue supporting him & his clearly emotionally unraveling mother, AND inspires extreme amounts of loyalty in nettles & addam & cregan which is thee only reason anyone in his branch of the family tree is left alive at the end of the dance and we're calling him normal? we're calling him boring??

jace is not "normal lacrosse jake" he's that girl who was cheer captain and nhs president and the lead in the last five school theater productions who got a full ride to college and developed a severe drug addiction, got diagnosed with adhd, depression, ptsd, generalized anxiety disorder, and still pulled off graduating with highest honors before flaming out of her first job and if you dont think that is the most cursed targ shit, its because you're an only child and all only children deserve to be bullied more online!

keep my broken golden child's name OUT YOUR MOUTH!

#me jace and baelor breakspear all chillin in the corner and hissing at everyone who comes near us #bc no one understands what being the eldest golden child does to your brain. you guys are such younger siblings it’s embarassing smh #valyrianscrolls #jacaerys targaryen #getting on my soap box #jacaerys velaryon #every time i see someone refer to baelor as boring or jace as ‘normal’ i put another dollar in the knife jar #this is like 90% jest 10% heat as usual. it is all peace & love @ anyone who has called him jake aksjsj