#you get it?

[bergameow]

weird cat

#steddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #fanart #chibi #cute #i want to shake eddie around like a person who doesn't know how to use a paddle ball #like #i want to put him in a jar and shake it around like an 8ball #you get it? #like an etch-a-sketch you want to erase #i want to put him in a little metal cocktail cup thingy and just #SHKASHKASHKASHKA #steve harrington #eddie munson

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI.

#not dislike. its hate #it made me cry several times today #thinking of how my classmates manipulate our teachers #and chatgpt AIs can EVERYTHING #its so painful to think of it #today I broke down in the bus and cried #idc what people think. hiding my feelings any longer would destroy me from the inside #maybe youve also seen how people use freakin AIs in their exams #the thing is that: #we wrote an exam for which Ive studies for like 2 whole days #this week we finally got the exams back (w the grades ofc) #and ok Ive got a 3 (C in America syste #*m) #my friends who used chatgpt throughout the exam got way better grades (I didnt expect it otherwise) #PLUS #the most provocating messages from the teacher: #“10/10 POINTS :)” “YOURE ROCKING THIS” “YEAH” #💔 #seriously #this breaks my heart #dont the teacher see something suspect in the exam?! #why cant they open their eyes and get modernized to reality. #& they KNOW- the students Im talking of. they usally have bad results. #once our teacher came to a chatgpt student and said the most miserable thing: #“youve been using duolingo a lot lately hm? thats where your nice grades come from 😉🥰” #you get it? #no- this peoson didnt learn. #no- this person isnt even interested in the stuff we learn in lessons #AWFUL feeling to hear the praisings of da teachers when *I* gotta sit among the gpt-students and look like Im a worse student than *them* #[writing this at almost 1 at night] still have some tears. this topic really has the power to destroy someones day. 💔💔

[asukiess]

I’ll be your girl by the decemberists is such a chat noir song. anyway.

#you get it? #miraculous ladybug #Asukies ramble

[ladyelainehilfur]

Evidence Kacchako is canon 😭😭😭😭

#bnha manga leaks #bnha manga spoilers #mha leaks #mha spoilers #kacchako #you get it? #BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH DYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ourolite2]

ᨳິ petites idées!　　sfw & suggestive black chongyun.　reader gender unspecified, slight physical teasing. also, bahamian slang was used which i hope was applied properly bcs i am not bahamian LMAO. please do correct any with accuracy if i'm wrong! ༄

•　 chongyun is from the CARIBBEAN. he is BAHAMIAN. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! therefore i'm certain he knows variations of creole spoken in the bahamas, such as bahamian creole and haitian creole. however, his accent and his usage of the language grow in prominence when he code switches specifically. otherwise, his accent is subtle and only heightens when excited or uses an expression. nigga stepped back in surprise and went "mudda sick!"

•　 side note, chongyun also prefers oils like peppermint and eucalyptus because of their heat-defying properties. get too close and you’ll have a breath of fresh air from anywhere above his neck with the slightest whiff. i’d argue that this adds onto his natural scent and repels demonic energy from him, making his duties as an exorcist nothing but effortless.

•　 this is not only my theory but neso’s as well, that high temperatures of weather provoke unbridled frustration, while a high degree in spice provokes his code switch into a more slang-embedded and chatty persona, regardless of the emotion with this linguistic swap. high temperatures in the aspect of becoming overly flustered or anxious would result in stereotypical lightskin ass behavior. symptoms include smooth and failed rizz, leaning against a nearby wall, nodding upward in a 'sup' motion with a sweet smile, and other laughter-bellyache inducing antics.

•　 under the same subject, arousal can also cause certain emotions since.. other parts would become more heated than anticipated. this does not result in smooth behavior, but rather improper use of slang and a few mumbles of "goddamn" or "gyat" to himself. he is not smooth, he's adorable! uh-- well... unless it's hot outside while such occurs. then he'd come off more embarrassed with an attitude due to his ineptness to hold eye contact, in addition to how much he's stuttering and fidgeting in your presence. hm... this is still pretty cute tho, isn't it?

•　 y'know, there's so much black cuisine beyond soul food, but to start off with such chongyun's favorite sides would be potato salad, banana pudding, and deviled eggs because they're delectably served cold of course. as for other types of black cuisine, specifically bahamian or just caribbean, he likes conch salad, johnny cake with some vanilla icecream, crab rice served at room temperature, and despite his sensitivity to heat, chongyun can certainly exalt freshly made plantain fufu with various kinds of soups. also, if his environment is colder his emotions are less chirpy, allowing him to prefer being more composed and chill (pun intended), therefore warmer foods become considerably more tolerable for his yang energy to handle.

•　 you uh.. you guys know how he has those calming herbs in his popsicles for his yang energy? well.... what if he smoked those herbs to calm down? y'know how he doesn't come off aggressively and he's a chill sweetie? well.. imagine he's miffed and just reaches for one of his joints...

•　 okay, okay. let me close off by saying i looooove the pretty blue theme for chongyun's character, especially in his natural features, meaning his hair, eyebrows and eyelashes. his clothes matching is just a perfect plus. he'd have three strand twists done in his hair as his day-to-day style as well as his favorite style. the contrast of light blue to his gingerbread cheeks and tawny forehead is so eye-catching, radiating soft, approachable energy. assuming xinqiu is also black here, he definitely re-twists chongyun's hair for him sometimes; this is because doing it himself can make chongyun too hot, since wash days are a workout and a half. he'll have to constantly take a popsicle break til' he runs himself dry. if not xinqiu, however, y/n can lend a comb and a few hours, right?

꒰꒰　　Fifteen minutes after washing and conditioning the lapis exorcist's head of hair, Y/n was confined to numbing their body by sitting in the same position as they moisturized his detangled spirals and corkscrew curls from the ends up. T'was doubtless that the young man was unfazed and emotionally pacified by the massage of cold-pressed cream and peppermint oil to his scalp and ends. Chongyun sighed in delight behind closed, mocha lips, ever appreciative to have someone so amply amiable to assist him with this monthly test of his sanity. "Dunno how I'd do this without you, Y/n. I admire your skill and precision, ‘cause Lapis knows I physically can't fuc-.. can't function..."

Y/n peered from behind him with a velvet grin, taking pride in being so adored for their charitableness. Even so, they were rather rushed and absentminded in their pursuit to deliver succor before Chongyun blew a fuse on his own, so they had no medicinal popsicles on hand to subdue his yang energy's lingering emotional outburst.

Thus, Y/n hummed patiently in response to his subtle agitation layered in clouds of gratitude. "Hmm? No, no, your skill and precision out-rival mine in many things, baby blue. You're an exceptional exorcist for one, aren't you?"

Y/n's words were warmhearted enough, in fact, to cause a drought upon any venom brooding beneath his furrowed expression. Continuing massaging his scalp with the eucalyptus now coating their fingertips earned them another exhale of relief from the miffed munchkin. Alas, this relief was faulty and short-lived, unlike the addictively euphonious voice beginning to toy with his muddled mind.

Y/n leaned further down so that their chest was pressed to the back of Chongyun's head, followed by tilting his head back enough to face them. They endowed a silken kiss to his now ever-more baked forehead, leaving one hand to caress the front of his neck and the other to hold onto his lower cheek and chin. With how his eyes could only widen in a failed quip, his plump lips parting and spreading into a naturally flustered smile, you'd think he must feel heavenly against Y/n's spread thighs. However, the opposite was evident, as his body's temperature began to rise and only increased with Y/n's giggles in response to his adorable reaction.

'Poor cute little thing.' Y/n mused, with their widened lips stuck in that gorgeous upturned setting. Their hand placement was all the more amusing (to them at least) as Chongyun breathed out an incoherent 'damn' under their touch, denying himself any further vulgarities as they continued kneading their fingers onto him and trailing their nails across his sensitive skin, goosebumps present and halfway-completed hair neglected.

"Don't start with your failed, flirty antics on me either, baby blue.. Just enjoy me like this, I'll fix your head momentarily."　　꒱꒱

⑅ leman productions. all rights fucking reserved, do not plagiarize.

#hehe he said lapis knows #you get it? #i'll give you a hint #rex..... #(thank neso's creativity for that detail!) #genshin #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #genshin smut #genshin x you #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin fluff #genshin x y/n #chongyun #chongyun x reader #chongyun x you #genshin chongyun #genshin spoilers #genshin liyue #chongyun fluff #black chongyun #genshin drabbles #chongyun head canons #genshin x black reader #black chongyun x reader #genshin nsft

[sosobol]

#you get it? #because Winston is a werewolf #I will see myself out #unicorn warriors eternal #uwe edred #uwe winston

[dreamicus]

The fun thing about the character of Leonard Horatio "Bones" McCoy is that the situation with his father called into question his very purpose as a doctor, which, really, is his only purpose as a character on the show. Should he preserve life, or ease suffering? It's an incredibly difficult decision for anyone, but especially for a character defined by his role as Doctor. Good stuff

#star trek tos #star trek #leonard bones mccoy #the original series #ramblings #you get it? #every character in TOS has something other to do than their duty #uhura sings #scotty is an engineer as both a hobby and as a job but the hobbyist part is emphasized #sulu is a botanist #chekov is a (faulty) historian and comedian #spock plays an instrument and has his entire vulcan and human heritage as a hinge to his character #jim's restriction to his role as captain is always part of his conflict #but bones? #doctor #always the doctor except when he gambles #which also ties back to his role as a doctor #always gambling to make the right decision as quickly as possible #good stuff

[zipzaptoastainthebath]

yeah so...Huntlow

#huntlow #hunter noceda #willow park #Zap rambles #you get it? #both. both is them

[sanjarooni-art]

They’re going on an adventure :)

#you get it? #poyo #pollo #hehehe #Kirby #everyone’s favorite god of destruction #oc artwork #fanart

[lunarcanum]

This was funnier in my head.

Also, has this been done yet?

I was reading the lore of that planar sphere (Talia's Nailscrape Town) to find out more about possible Boothill lore but then this thought hit me so now you guys have to see it too.

#i made a meme pls laugh #you get it? #yknow #talia and tarnation #no? #ok #hsr meme #hsr memes #guys do you think thats something boothill would say

[salvepersone]

Loki: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Loki: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

#took place during the Middle Ages in Europe #you get it? #because he is a ginger #and people used to burn gingers #but he cant die with fire #because he is the god of fire :D #get it? #it is funny? #it was funnier in my head #sorry #norse mythology loki #incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #incorrect norse gods

[phoenix-is-still-here]

not too EUPHORIC about this one tbh

#eurovision #you get it? #esc 2023 #sweden

[bylersrise]

Fic has been started but i have another question for you guys so answer if u want (i really hope you guys get what i mean) but which one would u prefer to read?

#this makes sense right? #it makes sense in my head #like should he start the fic already in love with Will or realise in the fic #you get it? #i hope u do #stranger things #byler #byler endgame #byler ao3 #byler fic #byler fanfic #questions

[cemitadepollo]

The rabbits from Watership Down read as very jewish coded to me and that’s a hill I’ll die on.

#haha hill #you get it? #watership down #jumblr #jewish #I know I’m not the first person with this take #and I know that Richard Adams said that Watership Down doesn’t mean anything in particular #but come on man #besides #Watership down helped me cope with my shit as a child #I know I’m not being original with this but idc #Richard Adams

[dindjarindiaries]

Not to be explicit but Din Djarin sexy

#you get it? #i knew you would #din djarin #the mandalorian

[an-aroaces-harem]

Aurora Ainsworth Profile

(source: this beautiful picrew)

Name: Aurora Ophelia Ainsworth

Birthday: 31st October

Height: 152cm

Affiliation: none

Fairytale Curse: Rapunzel • Tower

Hobbies: Everything that can be done at home

Talents: She has a photographic memory

Favourite Food: Anything sweet or sour

Hated Food: Too many to list

Dislikes: Men

A shy girl isolated from the rest of the world.

Aurora is the daughter of a royal court minister but she and her mother live apart from her father. Preferring to stay at home, she has many hobbies ranging from sewing to reading to cooking.

She's certain she will never find love ...

... until she gets in contact with the members of Crown.

『 My fate is to die alone. 』

#ikemen villains #ikevil #ikevil oc #my oc #aurora means dawn #dawn and twilight #you get it? #i made her for ellis #i used the profile of the ikevil guys and just deleted the weapon part #the only kind of weapon she can use are kitchen knives and sewing scissors #resa's rambling