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#bc no one understands what being the eldest golden child does to your brain. you guys are such younger siblings it’s embarassing smh
atopvisenyashill · 9 months
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i hate the “normal jake” take on jacaerys so much, we really think a dude who was raised by fucking rhaenyra, harwin, laenor, AND daemon, who has to be his mother’s perfect heir beyond reproach bc her claim is under threat literally the moment he’s born, then gets a single iota of power and goes on a two week bender in the north, makes a blood pact with a guy he just met, gets shitfaced and shotgun marries a bastard born girl so we got not one but two bastards as claimants to the iron throne, lets some random common born fucks get ahold of some dragons, and STILL does such a good job as heir that he convinces over half the realm to continue supporting him & his clearly emotionally unraveling mother, AND inspires extreme amounts of loyalty in nettles & addam & cregan which is thee only reason anyone in his branch of the family tree is left alive at the end of the dance and we're calling him normal? we're calling him boring??
jace is not "normal lacrosse jake" he's that girl who was cheer captain and nhs president and the lead in the last five school theater productions who got a full ride to college and developed a severe drug addiction, got diagnosed with adhd, depression, ptsd, generalized anxiety disorder, and still pulled off graduating with highest honors before flaming out of her first job and if you dont think that is the most cursed targ shit, its because you're an only child and all only children deserve to be bullied more online!
keep my broken golden child's name OUT YOUR MOUTH!
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