#winter is the worst

[simptasia]

living the dream

#tomatoes are out of season and i miss them #Winter Is The Worst

[nottheweirdest]

For the ask game, I was just curious how winter is treating you at the moment, because my little siblings just had back to back snow days, shit is crazy where I'm at LOLL

Hope your doing well!!

Hi there!! 😁 I won't lie, winter's been rough 😅. For some reason seasonal affective disorder has been off the charts this year, half the full time people in my office quit, and now I'm technically in charge of like 12 people, 10 of which are new and need trained on things I don't know. 😵‍💫 We also had a snow day and my household's been sick so I've been managing all that as well lol

So yeah 😅 same! Winter is absolutely crazy and I am ready for spring! I hope things get smoother for you! Every day is getting a little brighter and a little longer 😉

#winter is the worst #tho i hate summer too lol #fall for the win! #thanks for the ask!! #hope the rest of your January is amazing! 💗💗💗 #stay warm! 💞

[fiadorable]

5yo’s daycare director will pop into the communication app like can’t wait to see you all tomorrow by the way we have at least one confirmed case of strep in your child’s classroom it’s literally crawling on the walls and eating the children’s artwork as an appetizer and oh yeah since it’s raining all week we can’t go outside so we’ll be playing who comes down with it next in between sanitizing the everloving shit out of everything but excited to see you all tomorrow!

#noooooooooooo #i am le tired #literally just got over strep/flu #winter is the worst

[lungthief]

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling #and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky #which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s) #and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve #like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive #sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently #its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part #shut up riley #marvel #stucky

[theonyxranger]

Blood loss yaaaaaaay~

#nyx post #winter is the WORST

[morosoro]

Hhhhhggggg

I just want it to be spring already!

I want to go outside and it not be cold and snowy!

I want to be able to do fun outside things again!

I want to have my friends over for a fire, or go four-wheeling, or just go for a nice walk through town, or a bike ride, or have a picnic in the park, or go camping, or swimming, or…

#bored in the house #winter is too long #winter is the worst #i want spring #I want the snow to melt #I want to touch grass

[bl33py]

today, after weeks of rain and fog, the sun was finally out. i stepped out to the porch for a moment to check on my cat. this song started playing, it sounded kinda muffled because i left my stereo on the kitchen counter. as i was looking around a ray of sun hit my face. and in that moment, i swear to god, i felt alive again

song of the day 32/365

#NOT TO BE DRAMATIC OR ANYTHING #but god i have had a rough month #maybe a couple of months #unclear #sometimes being in the sun is all it takes #IF ONLY THE SUN WAS OUT MORE #winter is the worst #song of the day #john denver

[5ummit]

The Winter Soldier in What If...? Season 2

#bucky barnes #winter soldier #masked!bucky #what if #marvel #marveledit #my edit #what if spoilers #tusermerc #tusershay #useraurore #usertammy #usersameera #userashe #mcufam #I REALLY wish I had more time to make gifs but I have to leave for a christmas party RIGHT NOW #they picked literally the worst possible day to release this ep #also I know I already giffed that first shot from the trailer but the quality of this one is slightly better and I wanted to pair these two #GOD that side eye

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

winters beach day ft various ships

#ethan winters #chris redfield #leon kennedy #karl heisenberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #re8 #wintersberg #rose winters #rosemary winters #winterfield #lethan #drawing all of chris body hair was the worst #wake up ethan we need to start driving to the beach right now #what time is it?????? #its like 5am and ethan just starts groaning #chris is right tho #beach parking is insufferable #i love giving karl spiky teeth

[yourtamaki]

zoro does this thing where he’ll press his cheek against yours when he fucks you in missionary, likes how he can feel flushed he’s made you and how with your mouth so close to his ear he can’t miss any of your gasps and moans <3 it’s totally not because he needs a break from looking at your face cause all the watery eye contact you’re giving him nearly made him cum way too early

#sunny talks #finally on winter break and the zoro brainrot is maybe the worst it’s ever been #😔😔 #zoro smut

[gayvampyr]

#‘other’ meaning dry or wet or whatever seasons your region has #firm believer that summer is the worst season #fall>winter>spring>summer #i like the cooler days of spring #polls

[zombie-bait]

House md really is the gayest of gay queerbait. Like I’m sorry but besides SPN and maybe Sherlock no one was doing it like them. And the thing is I don’t even think it was intentional??? House md was unbelievably popular but in a normal Game of Thrones, Grey’s Anatomy way. It’s the kinda show that everyone’s mom watched when it first came out on cable (mine included). Appealing to a young queer internet audience in 2007 wasn’t a marketing strategy they would ever attempt. It doesn’t make sense.

And yet. 

The sheer amount of gay jokes and allegories is just overwhelming by the time you get to the last season. Amber is Wilson’s House proxy, House and Wilson move in together TWICE, the fake marriage proposal, the exploration of toxic masculinity, Wilson’s 3 failed marriages, fucking everything about the last few eps. Like what other tv show spent almost a decade creating the most co-dependent, self-sabotaging relationship between its two main male characters that is essentially the backbone of the entire show. They literally ride off into the sunset together. Idk what else you want from me.

#House md #hatecrimes md #house #wilson #hilson #Listen #ive probably made this exact post before #And I’ll make it again #Cuz that show is batshit crazy #And one of the best worst experiences of my life #i am a changed man #i can never go back to who i was those years ago #“I need you to tell me that you love me” #Every winter i return to my house era #Every summer too #I think its a curse or smthn idk

[airsignss]

BoB guys and who behaves the best to worst at airports:

Web- grew up rich, knows how to travel; has pre-check

Lip- meticulous packer, does everything to minimize pre-flight stress

Dick- Acts like the airport is the most important mission of his life and he WILL be successful

Babe- doesnt want to make the tsa person mad so he learned to be quick

Grant- a sweetheart, will do anything he is told by the people that work there

Toye- a bit grumpy an fussed during an airport gaunt but ultimately can grit his teeth and get through it

Guarnere- is a little rude to the tsa agent but can get through it

Gene- god take a fucking valium and calm down. If you don't unclench they WILL think you have a bomb up your ass

Speirs- Without fail packs some type of weapon and without fail is asked to step out of line to go answer some questions

Luz- too many bags, too many security line trays. Either pack lighter or get pre-check

Nix- consistently gets blackout drunk at the wolfgang puck express and misses about 70% of his flights

Lieb, Tab- no fly list ass mfs

#band of brothers #Its making me giggle so much tho like they would be the worst versions of themselves #eugene roe #dick winters #babe heffron #ronald speirs #lewis nixon #this is a shitpost #george luz #joe toye #joe liebgott #david webster

[macaulaytwins]

A lot of people read the secret history and say “why would they do something like that” “oh how could they be so horrible” well I’ll tell you why:

Francis: mommy issues, rich

Camilla: blonde

Charles: blonde as well, repressed

Henry: only child

Richard: loser

Hope this helps x

#worst tag yourself #tsh #dark academia #the secret history #francis abernathy #henry winter #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #richard papen #donna tartt #books #book post #meme #shitpost #textpost

[scattered-winter]

here's a banana man for carmen sandiego week <3 day 1: favorite character

i love when men are stupid and pathetic and make messes wherever they go <3

#winter's art #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #chase devineaux #world's WORST detective everybody (affectionate) (said in the manner of someone holding a skrungly kitten by the scruff of the neck) #carmenweek #carmen week

[yeamarvel]

INFINITY SAGA REWATCH: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER  (2011) dir. Joe Johnston

Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

#ok other than the dark world #this is the worst mcu movie to color pls skjdhahksd #but wow this is such a throwback #watched this movie when i was in middle school #so many memories #infinitysagarewatch #captain america: the winter soldier #captain america: the first avenger #mine* #gifs* #marveledit #marvelgifs #marveladdicts #marvellegends #dailymarvelgifs #usermelena #jemmablossom #superdaily