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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

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COOL WE ARENT TALKING ABOUT HIM THO!!!!!

Its Lt. DIKE from THIS SHOW that you for some reason wont admit that you are just choosing to spell wrong? I dont get it lol?

And should i be more clear? You put a slur on my post, a slur for the identity I happen to hold so excuse the fuck out of me for not liking that i guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

BoB guys and who behaves the best to worst at airports:

Web- grew up rich, knows how to travel; has pre-check

Lip- meticulous packer, does everything to minimize pre-flight stress

Dick- Acts like the airport is the most important mission of his life and he WILL be successful

Babe- doesnt want to make the tsa person mad so he learned to be quick

Grant- a sweetheart, will do anything he is told by the people that work there

Toye- a bit grumpy an fussed during an airport gaunt but ultimately can grit his teeth and get through it

Guarnere- is a little rude to the tsa agent but can get through it

Gene- god take a fucking valium and calm down. If you don't unclench they WILL think you have a bomb up your ass

Speirs- Without fail packs some type of weapon and without fail is asked to step out of line to go answer some questions

Luz- too many bags, too many security line trays. Either pack lighter or get pre-check

Nix- consistently gets blackout drunk at the wolfgang puck express and misses about 70% of his flights

Lieb, Tab- no fly list ass mfs

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Ok but also……. Thats just Not how its spelled? And again im not saying you did it maliciously but its kinda like……. Thats not even his name lol?

BoB guys and who behaves the best to worst at airports:

Web- grew up rich, knows how to travel; has pre-check

Lip- meticulous packer, does everything to minimize pre-flight stress

Dick- Acts like the airport is the most important mission of his life and he WILL be successful

Babe- doesnt want to make the tsa person mad so he learned to be quick

Grant- a sweetheart, will do anything he is told by the people that work there

Toye- a bit grumpy an fussed during an airport gaunt but ultimately can grit his teeth and get through it

Guarnere- is a little rude to the tsa agent but can get through it

Gene- god take a fucking valium and calm down. If you don't unclench they WILL think you have a bomb up your ass

Speirs- Without fail packs some type of weapon and without fail is asked to step out of line to go answer some questions

Luz- too many bags, too many security line trays. Either pack lighter or get pre-check

Nix- consistently gets blackout drunk at the wolfgang puck express and misses about 70% of his flights

Lieb, Tab- no fly list ass mfs

#and its not a slur in the context a rose by any other name etc etc etc

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And if i may (which yes bc its my post) D*I*KE

BoB guys and who behaves the best to worst at airports:

Web- grew up rich, knows how to travel; has pre-check

Lip- meticulous packer, does everything to minimize pre-flight stress

Dick- Acts like the airport is the most important mission of his life and he WILL be successful

Babe- doesnt want to make the tsa person mad so he learned to be quick

Grant- a sweetheart, will do anything he is told by the people that work there

Toye- a bit grumpy an fussed during an airport gaunt but ultimately can grit his teeth and get through it

Guarnere- is a little rude to the tsa agent but can get through it

Gene- god take a fucking valium and calm down. If you don't unclench they WILL think you have a bomb up your ass

Speirs- Without fail packs some type of weapon and without fail is asked to step out of line to go answer some questions

Luz- too many bags, too many security line trays. Either pack lighter or get pre-check

Nix- consistently gets blackout drunk at the wolfgang puck express and misses about 70% of his flights

Lieb, Tab- no fly list ass mfs

#cmon now #not @ you specifically just generally uhhhhhhhhhhhh dont slur on my posts please?

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ORACLE SPECIAL REPORT IS LIVE

#this is what we get for trying to take a little break #one of them HAS to go and do some fuck shit #the oracle files #ross mccall

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while i’m talking about things that don’t matter it also gets on my nervies when people who have Not watched south park go “lmao gay south park fans have clearly never watched the show they think it’s a wholesome yaoi and don’t know that it’s actually offensive” because they assume the show just spouts as many bigotries as they can fit in their air time. brother i hate to say it but there’s a reason this thing has gone on for 26 years and these guys have piles of awards. critically acclaimed musical The Book of Mormon is basically just a live action version of their usual shit now come on now

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WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU GET A WOMAN YOUR OWN AGE ROSS ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

**THE ORACLE IS IN FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN**

Actor Ross McCall, FORTY EIGHT (48) is now dating a young lady who is TWENTY NINE (29)

This is unwell behavior and we hate being right

#fuck you fuck you fuck you #i hate him

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Heffron. Watch the Goddamn line.

BAND OF BROTHERS | Pt. 6: Bastogne

#rattling on the bars of my cage

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The Oracle Season 1 Finale

Get it while the gettin's good!

If we can be sincere for a moment, we would like to express our deepest thanks to you: our Dear Readers. This has truly been a joy and it is due in large part to this community we have cultivated.

We'll talk soon xx

#the oracle files #presented otherwise without comment it speaks for itself #hbo war #band of brothers

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Local lesbian faces tragedy when they have to wash their hair when its slaying; more at 11

#the quiet hard launch of my new classification 🫣😬 #i know i KNOW i was about to die with the bi flag in my grasp but….. uhhhhhh i hate men and the idea of being with one ever again…. #REPULSIVE! DISGUSTING! HATE IT! #Long Live Lesbian Sarah! 🏳️‍🌈 #personal #me

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~ tune in this weekend for the biggest mother of them all ~

#mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooo~

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LMAO

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moodboard for recording something Saucy ~

#the oracle sure is speaking!!!

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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.