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drfrankendyke · 1 year
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My summer reading list, in order.
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House of the dragon short read a summery for all those who have forgotten for season 2 and totally true to the facts and how it happened.
This might be the most chaotic shitpost recap I've ever seen.
Viserys: Nah I want a son.
Rhaenyra: Noo father I'm just as goooood.
Daemon: You have meeeee.
Viserys: No I want a son. Gimme one.
Aemma: nooo now I must dieeee. Here's your son tho.
Viserys; Aemma my uwu nooo
Baelon: FATHER I AM UR SON
viserys: yes u are uwu u are so cute lets make photos.
Maester: sire u should back off and let the kid breath Sire, no do not bring out the tide pods. Sire...SIRE!!!!
viserys: I'm off now that I have my photos for my dragongran with him and his first tidepod! This will bring in the likes and defeat Daemons unholy post.
Maester:*kills child* I hate targaryens I hate them I hate them I hate them. Stupid ugly white haired ppl
Baelon: well fuck you too you cunt. You think I want to be in this family? Ha. Jokes on you.
Viserys: NOOO MY SOON SOB SOB WHO DID THISSS
daemon: LETS FUCKING GOO IM THE TRUE HEIR YALL BETTER REMEMBER THIS. DRINKS ON THE TAP OF THE CROWN. THATS ME ANYWAY HAHA FUCK U BAELON U LOSER FOR ONE DAY.
Daemon when appearing for vizzy: Look we all make goofs & errors what's most important is where our hearts are at.
Viz: I'm convinced you have no heart!
Daemon: NAAAAAAH U CANT. IM UR HEIR
Viz: I already have a child. U are a child daemon. U are just not mine
Guards: OOOOOOHHHH
Viz: daemon you know where the trash goes. Follow it.
Viserys: I still want my boii
Aegon: I AM HERE FATHER. LOVE ME.
VISERYS: what the fuck are you. You can't be my son why ur hair like that.
Alicent: husband I'm like 17 and I got u a son. Ur other wifey failed to do that. Us hightowers have curls. Its a curse and a blessing.
Otto: maybe it's magic, maybe it's Hightower genetics.
Rhae: rude ass bitch all of you. Look at how cute he is. He's my baby brother I will protect him. SAY RHAERHAE
alicent: rhae he came out me a moment ago he can't talk yet.
Aegon: (as a baby to his sister) I am the superior one and u should fetch me a snack in the kitchen, you white haired wench.
Rhae:*handing back Aegon* nah u can have this shit back. Do us all a favour next time just go the targaryen way and let it die.
(We light the way)
Vizzy: I wanna fuck u (to alicent)
Alicent:( alright its my duty.
The most unpassionate scene:
Aemond, happily making his entrance in the show as a sperm: WIEEEEEE! Hahaha thank you gods, I won't let you down. I will bring chaos into this family!!!!
The gods; good, our little apprentice. Good.
Rhaenyra: I'm so sneaky hehe
Daemon and rhae rhae: *almost fuck each other*
Daemon: wait I can't I suddenly decided I have morals and standards. Also u just a child tf.
Rhaerhae: no what is this? Fuck you I'm nailing that dornish snack as if he's a lose screw in a IKEA shelf
Daemon: No not Crispin! Get baaaack
Rhaerha: Too late
Crispin: Ah yes. My fantasy is finally coming true!!!!
Crispin: My queen forget ur pathetic kingdom full of incest and forget that old fuck that is your father. Let us depart on a ship and start a life that will not raise questions at all with your hair and our new found riches.
Rhae: I am listening.
Crispin: We can sell...oranges
Rhae; Nah fuck this shit where are the bananas. I love bananas. U should go with your oranges if that makes you happy. Pathetic fruit picker. This is why my uncle bested u. If you relied on bananas none of this would have happened.
Crispin: Rhae rhae..
Rhae: NAH have u even tried defeating a yiga clan member with a orange? You never played zelda did you? And you call yourself a warrior? Out of my sight.
Crispin: but I love u. Why would you sit a comfortable throne instead of working your ass off with me in the fields?:(
Rhae: Honey I never worked a day in my life and I intend to keep that tradition.
Helaena at some point: MHEEWWWWHH
Alicent: he said he wanted a son, so zip it.
Helaena:*cries*
Rhae rhae: Kidnap me, make me your wife and slay my father's guards.
Viserys who can read their lips and understand Valyrian: What kind of wattpad fanfic is this shit. What's next Harry styles flying in on dragonback?
Harry styles: HELLO WESTEROS. THIS IS FOR OUR PRINCESS. ALL OF YOU; WATERMALEON SUGAR. HIGGGGGH.
Crowd: HIIGGGGGH.
Aemond in Alicents belly: Grgg *DEMONIC NOISES*
Alicent: why does rhaenyra get Harry styles and I all I get is traumas and struggles. Also why is prince daemon and her acting out duncon fics when I INTRODUCED RHAE RHAE TO WATTPAD AND HE GAVE ME HIS FAVOUR I HATE THIS AHHH.
Alicent; why am i so angry... I don't understand.
Aemond in her belly: MOAHAHAHA IT WORKS.
Ser Harwin strong; I really should not. It is against the rules.
Rhae rhae: *breathes*
Harwin: If they cut off my cock I still got my fingers-
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Time skip
Aegon: I don't know what happened but suddenly I'm borderline rapist and I'm also a drunk and like long legged people because it reminded me of dinosaurs and I got that phase when my father still loved me.
Aemond: I'm kind of cute and sympathetic but you will hate me later. It's OK. I will get over it ;)
Helaena: I am the mighty seer. I know all. OOH SPIDERS.
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Vhagar: (dreaming) a big strong dragon approaches vhagar and courts her with a beheaded child corpse. She takes it and they mate.
Vhagar, waking up: WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY DREAMS?!
aemond; shit she's so big
Vhagar:*pulling a knife* WANT TO REPEAT THAT.
Aemond: uhm no ma'am! May I...May I ride you
Vhagar; NO :) *goes to sleep*
Aemond: shit shit...
Aemond: OBEY.
vhagar; WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALWAYS WAKING ME UP. FIRST LAENA NOW YOU. LAENA HAS NOT EVEN MET SEBASTIAN YET UNDER THE SEA. DO YOU MIND IM MOURING HERE.
Aemond: I understand..
Aemond;...its just...
Aemond: the seaweed is always greener.
Vhagar: (sigh): in somebody else's lake
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Don't ask.
I Don't know what the hell happend either.
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nic-liveblogs · 5 months
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those mk & lloyd parallels got HANDS, any new thoughts on that or their interactions? (maybe save this ask till after the special, cuz uh... something occurs)
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i hear you and i see you ok 😭😭 its just that these past 2 weeks have been incredibly busy for me and also lack of motivation 🫠
but i just got covid so perfect excuse to finally think about this 😭 problem is that i mightve forgotten alot about lmk at this point so bear with me 💀
i think this mightve been mentioned in like previous posts but lloyd and mk just training and like talking about life would be very special to meeeee!! id love to see how our 2 protags of east asian inspired lego shows would interact!! idk they could go get therapy together because they are both very messed up theyd ask each other to seek help and then say nooo im fiiinee, bonding over secretive mentors me thinks like why do they do they keep secrets all the time!!! like idk id love a swap au between these 2 they r very interesting to me.. also both of them getting betrayed suckss. they could learn somthing from each other like lloyd is more wise in like the master wu sorta way and i think mk could teach him to let loose a little.. also they can both go apeshit mode hehehehehe i think ive already mentioned this in like another ask
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i think red son would remind lloyd alot of him when he was younger like idk they try so hard to be evil but they got that goodness in them yk 😔😔
i think that applies to kai in the hotheaded sense like hes grown so much since he was 15 and i think hed want to help red son in the way he helped wyldfyre as well
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lloyd: so yeah my great grandma is like a dragon..??
nya: and i turned into a dragon once!!
mei: thats sooooo cool my great great great great great great thousand times great grandpa was a dragon too!! do you guys wanna see my dragon!!!!
*lloyd and nya expecting some tiny dragon like riyu or chompy*
and then mei whips out her totally cool kickass dragon and they are both in awe like teach me how to do that!!!!
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im pretty sure sandy is the builder of the time right?? there are so many builder characters in ninjago like pixal, jay, nya, sora, zane and i think they could probably geek out about it hehe
zane probably also knows about jttw since he knows like everything about everything yk i think he would listen to tang talk about it zane's sweet like thattt and tang can finally talk to someone who knows the full story 😭
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one time someone asked about morro and macaque and like i still dont really know how to answer that like theyve both died ig thats cool 😭 shared trauma on dying lol, and also they were both like evil at one point and i guess reflecting back on it theyve both been like what was it all really for
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ive said this before and ill say it again jay, mk, mei and maybe wyldfyre would totally go do some dumb shit together and get in trouble together 😭
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and thats all i have maybe i'll think up something in the future? who knows!
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batstorm93672 · 2 years
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"Hey Little D"
Bonds
"You sure pulled it well. Jason did it first, I did it better if you ask me"
Humor
"But then you swooped in and took the crown"
Jokes
"...Why did you have to go?"
Alike
"I went to your room, saw a couple drawings. I never thought you would draw me, I feel often forgotten in the shadows. Which is a big factor as to why we bond I suppose"
Lost
"I don't know how long I've been crying, days or weeks? Not that it matters, I just miss you... we all do. You were a brat, but you meant so much to us"
Shadows
"I know you didn't feel like it, I saw how you looked whenever you were left out or whenever you stayed quiet while everyone laughed. It's difficult to connect to a family you feel dropped into"
Alone
"I liked being around you, even if you insult me it adds character. I adored seeing how you experience things for the first time, like when you and I went into the bouncy house? Your face lit up and it was amazing"
Words to the dead
"So, when you come back. I'll probably congratulate you on being a member of the Dead Robins club. Jason is the leader, you are now an official part of our team kiddo. Then I'll hug you in worry, then smack you upside the head for taking so dang long... when all is said and done, I wanna go jumping with you in a bouncy house again, just us two"
.
"Brown, can you tell me if this color fits for this palette?"
Purple
"That's me..."
"Yes? Now, does this shade of purple fit or not?"
"Yeah I think it does, you know me so well"
Uncontrollable joy
"Hey! Unhand me! I'm trying not to mess this painting up!"
"Aaaaawwwwwww! You love meeeee! You adorable baby brother of mine!"
Adorable
"Raaagh! Unhand me Brown this instant or I will cut off your hands!"
"Fiiiiine, I'll let go of you grumpypants"
"Tt. I need to finish this"
"Thank you"
Love
"...it is no big deal. I find it soothing to draw everyone, you are just one of my concepts"
"Why's that?"
"...you are loud and chaotic, yet there's sweetness to it. I find it very special and I feel a sufficient amount of gratitude to be by you"
Words the the living
"You are something else Little D"
"Hmph, don't say a word of this to anyone"
"My lips are sealed"
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newtonsheffield · 3 years
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Cause we talked about it.. I now have to ask 😂
Anthony’s Kate in a hockey skirt incident and recreation? Could we see that for a spicy Sunday please 🥺
Thank you
Oh Boyyy
This seems like a good follow up to today's chapter because Anthony fondly remembered his first ever wank (bless him) aided by the visual provided to him in PE class, of Kate Sharma, in a hockey skirt, her Shirt tied in a little knot at her waist, the poor kid didn't know what to do.
And he certainly didn't like the look his Mum gave him the next day when he stood in the laundry hastily shoving his bedsheets into the washing machine, as if she new exactly why a teenage boy would be washing his sheets at 6am on a saturday morning
"Oh God!" Anthony's breath left his body as he looked across that the other PE class on the other half of the field, and spied something he'd probably never wanted to see. Kate Sharma, in a very short skirt, laughing with her friend, their lesson not yet begun, a hockey stick firmly in hand.
Anthony had been watching Kate since she'd arrived at school last year. No, he didn't like how that sounded, that made him sound like a stalker. But... maybe it was possible that he might have a little crush on Kate. And who could blame him. She was smart, far smarter than he was actually, already the top of their class, she was funny: every single time she walked past him she tossed a little quip his way her lips quirking in a smirk, and she was beautiful. So beautiful, it made his chest ache.
And now here she was, wearing an even shorter skirt than usual, her long legs shining in the sun, , a tiny bit of her midriff on display from her shirt, tied at her waist, and Anthony felt something deep inside him tighten, panic rising in his chest, Oh god, please no, not here. Oh christ, she was bending over. He was about to embarrass himself in front of the entire year, his shorts tightening and-
"Ow! Fuck!" A hockey ball collided with the side of his head, knocking him to the floor. And honestly he should have been furious at Simon who was grinning at him unashamedly, but as he went off to the nurses office he could only feel just a little thankful, even as Kate called out
"So I suppose we can rule you out of hockey tryouts next week hey Bridgerton?" As he passed.
Of course as he lay in bed that night, desperately trying to get to sleep, her face had flashed through his mind again, and then his eyes had slipped downwards, to the fact the buttons on her polo shirt hadn't been done up, and her midriff had been on display and her legs were so long and before he knew what was happening he was aching, his hand hesitantly touching at first and then bolder and bolder until he'd made an absolute mess of himself and his bedsheets, and he was certain he'd croaked out her name as it had happened.
This wasn't something Anthony was necessarily proud of, it also was definitely not the last time we'd wanked himself off thinking of Kate Sharma, both before and after they were together. But he'd never told Kate that she'd been the first, it just seemed embarrassing that it had happened so innocuously, she'd just been standing there, going on his her life and he'd practically been humping her leg like a randy dog.
So no, he didn't exactly want to tell her. But of course like everything he did.
"Tell meeeee." Kate said, straddling his chest one sunday morning, her eyes shining with amusement. "Oh my god, is it because it's really embarrassing?" She gasped, "Was it mrs. Danbury?"
Anthony nearly choked, he certainly wasn't going to let her think that! He sighed. "Do you happen to remember that day I got hit in the head with a hockey ball?"
Kate shook her head.
Anthony sighed, "Well when I was 14, I got hit in the head with a hockey ball, and i was distracted because you were further down the field... And I got a hard on."
Kate guffawed, her eyes widening with joy. "Oh my god."
Anthony sighed, "The night I couldn't stop thinking about the fact you hadn't done up the buttons on your polo shirt, and I could see your cleavage like a tiny bit, and you'd tied it up so I could see your midriff and your legs are really long okay? I couldn't help myself. And that was the first time I ever got off." He could feel his ears burning.
Kate was laughing brightly, "So I was standing still at School and that got you off?"
Anthony felt a little indignant, "You bent over actually as well, and you said you wouldn't laugh!"
Kate laughed.
He had almost forgotten about it, weeks later, when he walked through the front door, a little weary from his work day, and stopped dead. Because his very hot girlfriend was sitting at the breakfast bar in their small kitchen, her legs crossed, her eyebrow raised expectantly, and what she was wearing made him swallow convulsively. Kate was wearing a hockey uniform, her poloshirt tied at her waist, the skirt barely hitting her mid thigh and Anthony felt heat pool in his stomach as her dropped his backpack at his feet his hand moving up to run through his hair, nervously.
"Hey." It came out as a little huff as he stared at his teenage fantasy come to life. He felt like all the air had been sucked from the room, as Kate stood, her hips swishing towards him, Anthony swallowed again.
"Welcome home, Honey. " There was a smirk in her voice that told Anthony, as always, she knew exactly the power she wielded over him. "You've been working so hard recently, I thought you deserved a little treat."
Her lips were sucking at his neck before he could even respond, whatever he'd been planning to say cut off with a sharp whine, her hands tugging at his jacket, pushing it from his shoulders before tugging him by the belt towards their bedroom.
Anthony's feet felt clumsy as he followed, stumbling over himself, to get to her just like always. Kate let go when they reached the room, making a little show of settling herself on her side of the bed, the word Princess carved just above her head in his hand writing branding her, and he couldn't help but feel a sharp streak of smug possession that she was his in a way she'd never been anyone else's. That everyone had thought her so prim and proper at school... frigid Baz had said, and here she was, wearing a costume for him, putting on a show.
Anthony tore his shoes off, stripping down to his underwear in a flash, moving to straddle her, his hands already on her, wherever he could reach, aching to slither up her skirt and-
"Anthony, you can't touch there yet. You said you touched yourself. Show me."
Anthony let out a choked noise his head falling to her shoulder, nuzzling against her hair for a moment, his boxers already so tight, his hips bucking towards her.
"Where can i touch?" his voice was cracking, wrenched from his chest as he forced his head off her shoulder, groaning a little as he took in the mischievous look in her eyes.
She tugged his left hand from between her knees, sliding it up her shirt, his hand tightening instinctively. "Here seems nice, no?"
Anthony nodded, his shoulders already heaving as her lips went back to his neck, her teeth nipping, her tongue soothing her finger tips running along his stomach before threading in his hair, and it was too much. She was everywhere, all around him, and he needed some relief, his hand slipped into his boxers, groaning at his own touch, as his hips started thrusting into his hand, his eyes fluttering closed.
Kate tilted his chin towards her lightly, "Don't forget to look, Anthony."
He nodded eagerly, his breath coming in sharp gasps her voice hot in his ear.
"Was it this good the first time?"
Anthony shook his head, "Feeling you there is definitely better."
Kate's eyes had darkened, but her smirk was still in place. "How long did it take you?"
Anthony groaned, his hand tightening as her tongue brushed his ear. "Like... 35 seconds."
Kate chuckled, "Good to see you've improved your stamina. But Honey, the quicker you cum, the quicker i'll let you under the skirt."
Anthony could have died, he really could have, his hips moving even more quickly, Kate all around him, her name falling in a garbled mess from his lips, Kate Kate Kate Kate, you're so fucking hot, oh my god, I'm gonna- He exploded, his vision blinding white for a moment, covering them both in himself, his head dropping back against her shoulder. Her hands running soothingly through his hair as his breathing fought to even out.
And then his brain caught up to him. "Wait, where'd you get this?" He tugged at the skirt.
Kate looked a little guilty, "I stole Eddie's."
Anthony's mouth fell open, horrified. "Kate! I just came on your sister's school uniform."
Kate chuckled, "It's okay, she doesn't want it back. She seemed to realise I wanted it for nefarious purposes and told Mary she lost hers." her tongue clicked, "Are you too upset to crawl under the skirt?"
Anthony groaned sliding down her body, nudging her legs apart, "I don't think I could ever be too upset for that."
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izzielizzie · 3 years
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Rough on the Surface but You Cut Through Like a Knife
summary: When Bronwyn Rojas ends up next to the ever obnoxious Nate Macauley in Spanish class, she doesn’t really mean to hit him with a book. Well, she does, but she doesn’t expect to end up in the principal’s office with him. And she definitely doesn’t expect to find him amusing.
alternatively: Bronwyn hits Nate with a book and a long overdue conversation ensues (AU)
title from Willow by Taylor Swift
I’m about to drop into my regular seat in AP Spanish, my last class of the day, when Señora Trias calls “Don’t sit yet niños, we have some seat switching to do!”
I groan along with the rest of the class and catch Kate’s eye. We’ve sat together the entire year. I don’t even think I know anyone else in my class. She shrugs in a resigned sort of way. Señora Trias is a force to reckoned with, and we both know she’ll never let us stay in the same seats. We follow the teacher’s instructions, and I’m too busy trying to figure out the complicated dance we’re doing - row one to the left, row two to the right, front to back and back to front - that I don’t even notice that I’ve ended up next to a boy in a ratty leather jacket. 
Ugh. Nathaniel Macauley. The school’s notorious drug dealer/womanizer/delinquent/major headache. 
And this headache is smirking at me.
“Can I help you?” I ask.
“Nope, I’m all good… partner.”
I hate the way he says that word, it’s suggestive and disgusting and I suppress a shudder, turning instead to the front of the room, where we’re reviewing pluscuamperfecto. As a native Spanish speaker, I can confidently say I have no idea what the heck that is. 
“This is pointless,” Nate grumbles.
“Shhh,” I whisper back, taking a glance at his sharp jaw and deep blue eyes. I’ve known Nate from a distance my whole life, we’ve gone to the same schools since kindergarten, but this is the first time we’ve been so close - or exchanged words - in years.
I look back to the teacher, who’s now going over conjugations. I scribble them down in my notebook as Nate tips his chair back on two legs, rocking back and forth. 
“You’re going to kill yourself,” I inform him.
“Wow Rojas, I didn’t know you cared.”
I scoff and Señora Trias sends us a sharp look. “Señorita Rojas. Señor Macauley, no talking.”
I give Nate a sharp look. “Now look what you’ve done,” I hiss, feeling the reprimand as if it had been thrown at me. Nate just smirks. 
“You’ve never been in trouble have you?” he asks. I ignore him and he barks out a laugh, my silence serving as an answer. “Wow Rojas, I knew you were straight laced but I didn’t know you were that straight laced.”
And we all know you’re not I think, remembering the drug bust rumor Kate was whispering about last week. 
Nate clearly can tell I’m not interested in listening to him, so in the time it takes me to pull out the short novel we’re reading in class from my bag and read about a chapter, Nate doesn’t say a word. When I’m copying down the questions our teacher wrote on the board onto my notebook, he starts talking.
“What’s the answer to one?”
“Solo español por favor!” Señora Trias calls from the front of the class. I give Nate a triumphant look, expecting him to be unable to follow the teacher’s instruction of only talking in Spanish. Unfortunately this is Spanish class. And Nate’s not an idiot. He repeats the question in the correct language, and I decide that I’d be better off ignoring him. 
After a few moments, I can feel Nate leaning over my shoulder. I look over to see his eyes on my paper.  
“Stop that,” I whisper. 
“Spanish only,” he whispers back.
“That wasn’t even in Spanish!”
“Neither was that,” Nate points out. 
I huff and go back to my paper, flipping through my book to find the answer to my next question. 
“Help meeeee,” Nate whispers. 
“Shut up,” I say.
“Bronwynnnnnn.”
“Shhh.”
“Rrrrrrojas.”
My sister once told me about out of body experiences when we were children, and at the time I had scoffed because the supernatural does not exist. But when I close my book - marking my page with my finger because I’m not a philistine - and swing it straight into Nate’s face, I swear I’m not controlling myself at all.
“Would you shut up?” I snap as an unnatural silence overtakes the room. I look around for the first time, meeting stricken faces. Kate’s looking at me like she’s never met me before. 
“Bronwyn Rojas,” Señora Trias says dangerously. I risk a glance at Nate and feel a flash of sympathy when I see a red mark on his cheek. But he’s smirking at me so maybe he deserved it. 
I’m frozen, not quite sure what to say. Señora Trias points to the door. “Principal. Both of you.”
“Both!” Nate and I say at the same time.
“Yes, look at that you’re in sync, no use that rhythm to get to the office.” 
Not the best witty comment around, all things considered, but since Señora Trias looks like she’s ready to commit murder so I let it slide.
“So let me get this straight,” Principal Gupta says, staring at Nate and I, sitting side by side in the uncomfortable chairs in Gupta’s office. “You two were partnered in Spanish class, Bronwyn you were annoyed with Nathaniel, so you hit him with a book?”
Nate tips his chair back and I kick at his ankle. He kicks back. 
“Bronwyn.”
“Yes, sorry. This is correct,” I say. Principal Gupta stares at me. I’ve been getting a lot of stares lately. She opens her mouth to say something, but before she can, the secretary appears at the door.
“There’s a problem in the cafeteria,” she informs Gupta, who sighs. She looks sharply at us. 
“I am going to be gone for ten minutes tops. Please refrain from murdering each other.”
I nod vehemently while Nate tips his chair back farther, his smirk growing. I count backwards from fifty in my head just to make sure Gupta is really gone before wheeling back towards him. I push down on the arm of his chair with all my might. Nate crashes to the ground, a look of shock on his face.
“Jesus Bronwyn.”
“Stop tilting your gosh darn chair” I hiss, my face only a few inches away from his. I can see myself reflected back in his dark blue eyes. I look mildly deranged. He smirks again and I raise my hand. He flinches away. Ha. Take that. 
He holds up his hands in surrender, leaning away from me. “Would it make you feel better if I sat on the floor Rojas?”
“Yes, yes it would.” 
Nate slides to the ground, and before I can realize what’s happening, he’s pulling me down by the waist. “What the heck?” I ask.
Nate shrugs. “If I have to sit on the floor, then you do too.” He pauses for a beat. “And your legs look good in that skirt.
I slap his shoulder. “Jackass!”
Nate laughs. “She swears!” he announces to an audience of… no one. 
“Why is that notable?” I ask, self-consciously tucking my legs underneath myself, ignoring my tingling waist where Nate’s fingers ended up under my shirt. 
“Because a minute ago you said ‘gosh darn’ and not even grandmothers would say that Rojas.”
I can feel my face flush, but I cross my arms anyway. My little sister always teases me about how I don’t swear. Not that she swears either. “Is it really a bad thing?”
“Yes.”
I flush more, irritated at myself that Nate’s opinion matters this much to me. He senses that I’m done talking because he looks straight ahead at Gupta’s desk, where we can just make out a picture of her and her daughter.
“How’s your sister doing? Maeve, right?” Nate asks, and I turn to stare at him in shock. My sister Maeve left elementary school with cancer a long time ago. Nate was just starting to know her - they were on the same soccer team - and I don’t expect him to remember her, let alone her name.
“Yeah, it’s Maeve,” I say, my tone considerably softer. Nothing makes me happier than my sister. “She’s okay.”
“She’s in remission right?” 
I turn my body so I’m looking straight ahead at him, a concession maybe. My anger is ebbing, and I’m sort of guilty about that bruise on his face. “She is. Thank you for asking.” Not many people do. 
“You’re welcome.” What he says next surprises me so much I almost miss what he says: “Want to talk about it?”
I look at him for a moment, at his dark eyes and smattering of freckles and his closed off expression, and I can’t help the feeling that he’s being serious. And I don’t know why that’s so off putting.
I shrug, trying to figure out what to say. “It just sucks, you know?” I finally land on.
Nate nods. “I know.” I think back to his mother’s funeral, the dark, rainy morning where he stood in an old suit, his father too drunk to even show up. I kept thinking about Maeve, about how some day I might have to stand in the same place, shouldering the burden of a million worlds. 
I imagine that’s how it feels to lose someone.
I feel the need suddenly, to make those eyes light up so I shift slightly closer to him and pluck at the sleeve of his leather jacket. 
“Hey, remember when we were locked in that music room at St. Pi?” I ask.
Nate glances over at me through hooded eyes, his eyelashes unnaturally long. He nods, a half smile on his lips. “I remember. Sixth grade right?”
“Yeah.” I remember that day like it was yesterday. We had been arguing - much like today - in the middle of a music class, and our teacher sent us to the storeroom to sort flutes until we calmed down or something. But we - and the teacher - had forgotten that the door to the store room door locked from the outside. Nate and I were locked in for nearly an hour, which to twelve year olds, felt like forever.
“It was a pretty good day you know?”
“Really? I thought I threw a clarinet case at you.”
“Well you did,” Nate says. “But you know… it was nice. You’re nice.”
“Aww.”
“But you are violent.”
“Touché,” I admit.
He smiles at me, his eyes soft, and I smile back. I’m about to reach up to touch the bruise on his face when Gupta comes back, breezing through the door like she’s floating. She groans when she sees us. 
“Why are you on the floor?”
“Heat rises,” Nate says with a shrug.
“It’s November."
Nate and I just look at each other and smile. We climb back into our seats, and when he tips his chair back, I don’t say anything. And when I say “gosh” instead of “god” when I’m assuring Gupta that “I swear to gosh I didn’t mean to hit him I’m so sorry” Nate doesn’t even bat an eye.
Truce, I guess. 
Gupta spends ten minutes talking about pressure and how sometimes we cave but if Nate forgives me it’s okay before she lets us leave. Nate and I mockingly shake hands before we get up and it’s… nice. 
The bell has already rung, so we turn in opposite directions, me to physics and him to gosh knows where when he turns to me.
“Hey, want to go to the mall on Saturday? You can buy me a pretzel for my troubles.”
“Aren’t you afraid I’ll throw something at you?”
Nate grins his Macauley grin. “I think I’ll risk it, Rojas.”
My smile is his answer.
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oreomonsterhunter · 3 years
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Sick Day
Pairing: Jackson x reader
Word count: 2270
Warnings: none
Synopsis: Jackson stays home sick (and not very willingly lol)
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[ 6:00 am ]
Soft gray light seeps around the curtains as you ease into wakefulness.  You stretch your arms over your head, finally registering the chime of your alarm.  But when you roll over to turn it off, you stop, a mere inch between your nose and Jackson’s back.
You frown at him, not that he can tell, since he’s not supposed to be there.  He should be at the gym, or practice, or wherever the hell he needs to be after his ungodly alarm goes off every morning.  Baffled, you poke his shoulder.  “Jackson?”  He groans, and your frown deepens.  You sit up, leaning over him, “Are you alright?  Is your schedule cancelled?”  You squeeze his arm gently to elicit a response.
Jackson cracks his eyes open to look at you, blinking rapidly.  Then suddenly his eyes are comically wide and he’s not sliding but falling out of bed and stumbling to the bathroom.  “Shit, I’m late,” he says hoarsely.
You sit there, still a bit shocked and not a little groggy, and try to make sense of things.  Then you get your act together and go to turn on the coffee machine.  When you pop your head in the bathroom, you find Jackson squinting at his phone, toothbrush hanging out the side of his mouth.  You hip-check him out of the way as you grab your own brush.  “Stop getting distracted if you’re running late,” you mumble around a mouthful of toothpaste.
Jackson starts to respond automatically, and you choke on a laugh as toothpaste dribbles down his chin.  This, of all things, seems to cause a Jackson malfunction.  He stops there, blinking at his minty goatee in the mirror.  With a sigh, you spit and go to help him, taking the toothbrush away before he drops it.  You cup his cheek while you wipe off the mess with a damp washcloth, but then you frown, placing the back of your hand on his forehead.  “Holy—Jackson, you’re burning up,” you exclaim.  You take his face between your hands and stare him down.  “Talk to me.  What’s going on, how do you feel?”
He just blinks for a moment, before shaking his head.  “I just had a headache is all.  Snoozed the alarm.  I’m totally fine, I just need to get to the studio for practice.”
“Jackson, how do you feel?” you repeat, holding him still.  You sneak a glance at his phone, still unlocked to show you his recent search for natural headache remedies.
He looks sheepish now, “Well, my head hurts.”
You raise one eyebrow at him.  “You don’t say.  What else?”
He groans, dropping his face in his hands.  “I’m fine, I promise.  Just a headache.”
“If that’s all it is, take some pain meds and get out,” you challenge him, folding your arms in what you hope is an intimidating stance.  You know bullshit when you hear it.
Somehow the pose works.  That, or Jackson vividly remembers how you chewed him out for lying and threatened to roast him alive if he ever tried it again.  “My throat hurts a bit, and I’m definitely a bit congested.  All I need is some tea and a mask and I’ll be fine,” he starts, but stops just as quickly when your glare intensifies.
You rummage around in the closet and find a thermometer, which confirms your suspicions: a fever.  “Back in bed after you finish brushing, or I’m withholding any and all sexy activities for a month,” you threaten him into compliance.  And you would absolutely uphold that threat, because you know Jackson.  He’s always hounding you to stay healthy, but is a definite member of the “do as I say, not as I do” camp of idiots.  If you don’t lay down the law now, he’ll continue working himself to death, and then he’ll really be in trouble.  Plus he’ll end up getting the other boys sick, and Jackson is enough of a handful on his own without six other boys moaning and groaning.
In the kitchen, you gulp coffee while boiling some water for tea.  Your fingers fly, tapping out a message to Jaebeom, knowing he’ll pass along the message.
Jackson’s an idiot and he’s sick, if anyone asks him to come to practice I’ll end them.
Then to Jinyoung:
Can you check on Jackson this afternoon?  I have to go to work, but would love it if you could make sure he’s still breathing (and hasn’t tried to leave the apartment).  I made kimchi jjigae last night, so there’s leftovers if you want some ❤️
Your phone pings with two positive responses right away, and you nod to yourself.  Then you pour a good spoonful of honey in the mug, grab cold medicine, and bring both to Jackson.  “Drink this, take this, and go to sleep,” you say, shoving the mug in his hands.  “There’s clementines on the counter, plus leftover soup in the fridge.  Call me if you need me, especially if you start to feel any worse.  Jinyoung will stop by around lunch, and I’ll be back from work in time for dinner.  Text me your dumb loopy fever thoughts, okay?”  You finally take a breath after spouting off instructions.  You’re worried, but now you’re running late.  And if he takes a turn for the worse, you can call out of work for the rest of the day.
Jackson just smiles up at you, and you roll your eyes.  You can’t help but smile at your precious idiot—he’s already fever loopy.  “I love you,” he says.
“I love you more.”  You press your lips to the top of his head, then dash to the closet to change into your work clothes.
Even though it’s possibly the fastest strip show in history, Jackson wolf whistles between sips of tea.  You chuckle, jiggling yourself into a pair of pants, and he grins shamelessly.
“Ok, I’m off,” you mutter, collecting various odds and ends and cursing to yourself because you’ve definitely forgotten something.
Jackson calls your name as you start to close the bedroom door, and you turn back.  His smile softens, and you swear there are hearts in his eyes.  “I love you most.”
This time, you really do laugh, and you blow him a kiss goodbye.  He’s an idiot, but he’s your idiot.
[ 11:39 am ]
You knew he was going to text you incessantly throughout the day, despite any good intentions, if only because Jackson was not well equipped to be stuck inside an empty apartment all day.  Especially when he wasn’t feeling well.  At least the texts waited until around ten, when you assume he woke up again.  You’d kept an eye out for any bad updates, but hadn’t seen anything to worry you.
After back-to-back meetings, you finally sign off and take a minute to scroll through the memes, YouTube videos, and more.  Fortunately, your phone was on silent, because he’d sent you half the internet.  The spam tells you he feels okay, all things considered.
I miss you already.  I’ve gone through all of your Spotify playlists and now I’m bored
I would spam you with bad jokes, but those don’t work over text
Why don’t we have a dog?  Can you bring me a dog on your way home from work?
Why won’t the guys text me back...did you THREATEN THEM? BABEEEEE
Babe
BABE
BABY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEE
...princess please answer me I’m dying and I have no one
You can’t stop the smile, knowing he’s doing his best to keep you from worrying, but also that he’s probably stir crazy.  You quickly tap out a response:
I’m glad you’re feeling better, or at least pretending.  Tell me if you feel worse.  Are you drinking water?
He sends you a selfie of him guzzling the glass you left for him.  And finally stops texting, which makes you chuckle.  A glance at the clock tells you a special visitor should be arriving soon, so you turn back to your computer to get some more work done.
Within fifteen minutes, your phone buzzes again.  Jinyoung’s update is quick and to the point: a photo of an exhausted Jackson nearly falling asleep in his soup.  That’s enough to send you over the edge, and you laugh out loud, regardless of the thin office walls.
[ 5:49 pm ]
You lock the door behind and toe off your shoes, then pad into the kitchen.  You’d stopped by the store on your way home, picking up cold medication and a few ingredients for dinner.  Jackson gives you the scare of your life, when you round the corner and find him slumped over the counter.
“Jackson!” you gasp, nearly dropping the shopping bags.
He mumbles incoherently, lifting his head and blinking blearily at you.  “Hi princess,” he says with a weak smile.
Now you do drop the bags and round the counter to reach him.  You press the back of your hand to his forehead.  “Still burning up,” you mutter.  “Jackson, why didn’t you call me?  And Jinyoung didn’t say you were this miserable.”
He shakes his head at you, hair falling limp over his forehead.  “I’m just tired.  Apparently I took a nap after he left,” he says sheepishly.  Your frown deepens.  “It’s just a cold,” he tries to reassure you.
Rolling your eyes at him, you go back to the grocery bags and retrieve the cold medication.  “I’ll make dinner and you can go right back to bed, okay?  Drink some more water.”
Jackson obeys your gruff instructions, sitting and sipping water while you throw ingredients together for a quick stew.  He tries to offer to do the dishes, but you shoo him off for a hot shower.  But he doesn’t reach your limit of irritating until he tries to convince you to sleep in the bed while he takes the couch.
“Should I move out?  That’s the only way I can be sure I won’t get sick,” you tell him, hands on your hips as you stare him down.  Jackson reluctantly puts his pillow back on the bed, prompting you to grab your own, “I’ll sleep on the couch.”
Now Jackson is the one rolling his eyes.  You huff out a laugh and watch his lips twitch, trying to hold back his smile.  “I just worry about you,” he says softly.
You can’t stay mad at that face.  Dropping the pillow, you sit on the edge of the bed, patting the space beside you.  When Jackson plops down, you bump your shoulder into his.  “I wish you would worry about yourself more.”
He knows what you’re getting at.  This isn’t the first time you’ve had this conversation—in the beginning, they were pretty fierce arguments.  The two of you are both stubborn, leading to stalemates more often than not.  Convincing Jackson to put his health before his work was one of those standoffs.
Jackson doesn’t say anything, but he bumps your shoulder back, so you know the message was received.  You smile at him, then poke his side playfully.  “I already told Jaebeom you’d be taking tomorrow off.”
He groans, falling back on the bed and throwing an arm across his face.  “I can’t afford to miss practice.  Comeback is only a few weeks away and—”
“And nothing.  You stay home until the fever is gone for twenty-four hours.  Or I’m taking you to the doctor, and they’ll tell you worse.”
He simply groans like the drama king he is, and you laugh while you take a blanket and pillow to the couch.
[ 7:24 am ]
You’re dragged into wakefulness by a crick in your neck, a sore throat, and a stuffy nose.  You groan, dragging one hand down your face in defeat.  Jackson wasn’t going to let this one go...you were in for an earful.  Rolling off the couch, you sniffle your way through your morning routine.  By the time you’ve called out of work, taken some cold medication, and sat down with your coffee, Jackson is also awake.
He does a double-take when he sees you, “Wait, shouldn’t you be at work by now?”
You grumble, sure he’s figured it out but wants to drive the point home.  “I’m sick.”
“I guess you should’ve moved out then,” he jokes, but his expression has never been more serious.  It feels like deja-vu, only Jackson is the one checking your temperature and muttering about tea.
“It’s fine, I’ve self medicated like a grown-up,” you say with a smile, but it probably looks more like a grimace.  “And I have coffee, go get yourself some tea.”
Ten minutes later, you’re staring down at a horrible green concoction.  “Jackson, I’m sorry, but what fresh hell is this?”
“Fruit, vegetables, and whatever else I could find in the fridge.  I didn’t put chicken in there, don’t worry.  I know how you feel about my shakes.”
You eye him up and down.  He doesn’t look much better than yesterday.  “You drink it.  You need to get your strength back for practice.”  Jackson pouts at you, and that’s when you figure it out.  “It’s not your fault I’m sick,” you tell him.
He scoffs, “Yes it is.”
You resist the urge to throw something at him.  Lovingly, of course.  “We’ll just have to agree to disagree then.”
“Fine.  But you’re drinking this,” he fires back.
You wince, peering into the cup again.  You’re not sure you can trust his ingredient list.  “Split it?” you ask, wearing your most angelic smile.
Jackson squirms away from you in fake disgust, “I can’t, there’s cooties!”  Then he ducks to avoid the pillow you hurl at him.
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kasey-writes-stuff · 3 years
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Can i have some skephalo with lee bbh and ler skeppy¿ (platonic) 👉👈
With the promp 22 and 14
~👻
I’ve never written for skephalo so this is probably absolutely horrid but 🧡
Why are you giggling? Wait you’re ticklish?!
Skeppy and Bad were meeting up for the first time ever in real life! It was so exciting but also nerve wracking for sure, things went well though skeppy got bad from the airport and back to his house and even happened to meet a few fans along the way which was a nice surprise!
Anyways they made it back to skeppy’s house and had been just hanging out watching tv casually, almost cuddling when skeppy gets up to get something to drink... Bad instantly gets a clingy feeling in his chest and asks “where are you going?!” Skeppy “I’m just going to get a drink” Bad pouts and stands in his way “no stay in here with meeeee” Skeppy laughs and says “I’m just gonna get a drink and I’ll be right back” He grabs bad’s sides to move him, causing bad to jump giggling...
Skeppy raises an eye brow raises and he asks “why are you giggling” skeppy then sees bad’s blush and suddenly it clicks “wait, you’re ticklish?!” Bad’s head snaps up to look at skeppy “W-whahahtt noho....” still giggling slightly as skeppy’s hands rest on his sides... skeppy nods and says “right... so you wouldn’t mind if I did this?” Skeppy begins squeezing bad’s sides with purpose now making bad squeal and fall into light laughter as he half heartedly squirms trying to escape “EEEE ssskkkheheheheheppppyyy!” Skeppy smiles happily “Aha! So you are ticklish! That’s so cute bad!” He stops and goes to get his drink but notices bad’s pout “what’s wrong did you not like that? I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable” Bad shakes his head lightly “no no no it’s not that... you uh.... you didn’t have to stop....”
Skeppy smiles as he gently tackles bad to the ground sitting on his wait “so what you’re saying is you liked it?” Bad’s blush turns a brighter red as he says “Well- I- I- didn’t say that exactly...” He rolls his eyes at bad “yea mhhm that’s fine you didn’t need to I get the message! So do you want any what do they call it? Safe words or whatever” bad smiles softly “yea they’re called safe words... and I like to use the red light green light ones...” skeppy nodded softly as he ran a hand through bad’s hair “you got it buddy! Now let’s get you laughing again! Now hmmm how about here? Are you ticklish here?” He curiously brushes his fingers over bad’s stomach making him squeak and fall into short soft giggles “EK hheehehaha yhehehahaha...” Skeppy smiles even more as he starts softly scratching at bad’s stomach through his shirt making bad giggle softly gentle tickles here being a bit of a melting tactic... his giggles raise in volume when skeppy slips his hand under his shirt... and they soon turn into laughter as skeppy picks up pace “EEK SSSKKHEHEHEHPPPPYYYY AHHAHA!” “Oh this must tickle a lot doesn’t it?” “SSSHHUUSSHHH!” “Oh does it make it worse when I say the word? Tickletickletickletickletickletickletickle baddy!” Bad yelped and covered his face though his blush spread to his ears so it was still noticeable... bad laughed away happily for a few moments before skeppy gently slowed to a stop
“So where we at baddy?” Bad managed to stop his residual giggles “uhm green but just somewhere else...” skeppy nods “okay anywhere specific?” “Uh well.... my back is...really t-t-.... you know....” Bad usually able to say the word no problem but struggling since he’s in a lee mood.... Skeppy nodded “say no more my friend” he climbed off of bad and allowed him to flip over, skeppy opted to sit beside bad this time figuring it would probably be more comfortable this way, bad smiled softly in anticipation.... skeppy experimentally poked bad’s back a few times, resulting in bad jumping and yelping at every poke “AH SKEPPY AH NOT AH THEEHE POKES AHA” Skeppy laughed a bit “no way this is so great all I have to do is” he poked the middle of his back “AH!” “poke you and you yell hehe” he poked his back a few more minutes before switching to gently dragging his finger tips up and down bad’s back in what would normally be a soothing manner to most people but caused lots of squirming and laughing for bad, which I mean.... to bad it wasn’t all that terrible but still.... “NGH HAHAAHHAhahahhahahahHAHAHHAhahhaahHAHAHA YOOUUU MMUUHHUFFFIIINN HEHEHEHAHADDD!” Skeppy simply giggled a bit continuing on in silence but then slowly picking up speed which in turn caused bad to break into full on cackles.... “HOLY AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAEEEEEYEHEHHELLOHOHOWWW” bad suddenly broke out the slow down safe word as skeppy began to hit the spot where his lower back connected to his sides, curse that spot for being so dang sensitive.... skeppy immediately slowed down to just gently tapping at the top of bad’s shoulder blades leaving him in small constant giggles “Are you okay bad?” Bad smiled softly as he flipped himself over to face skeppy “yehehehahhaha t-thahhattt ohohnhehehehe spot i-iis just rehehehahahlllyy sehehnsitive...” Skeppy gently ran his fingers through bad’s hair to further calm him down “so do you wanna keep going?” Bad nodded softly as he said “c-can we cuddle and you just give me light tummy scratches?” Skeppy broke into a wide a smile his drink long forgotten as he helped bad up “of course we can”
And so for the rest of the day it was pretty peaceful in skeppy’s house... I say pretty peaceful because while yes bad was a lee.... he’s not fully lee hehe....
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kayr0ss · 4 years
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Misplaced
[Diakko, married fluff, domestic, happy times, glasses] AO3
Diana seems to have misplaced her glasses. She and her wife begin the search around their house.
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Diana sighed in frustration as she turned over every book and document scattered along her office desk. This… was unlike her. She was normally organized and meticulous, a stickler for having a place for everything, and having everything in its place. But after one, three, and then five whole minutes of fruitless searching, she acknowledged her predicament:
“I seem to have misplaced my glasses.”
Her eyebrows creased together while blue eyes began to widen their search—if they weren’t in the vicinity of her workspace, they should at least be in this room. Her office was tastefully decorated but by no means extravagant, but the wooden browns and navy blues were blurred and out of focus, and goodness was it frustrating to be looking for the very item one needed to be able to see.
She was stressed-out enough as it was.
Her wife, who was lounging along the couch with a Japanese novel, seemed to have no intention of helping her find them. She peeked up at Diana from behind the book.
“The universe is telling you to take a break, Dia.”
Diana sighed once again, barely keeping her tiredness at bay. “Could you perhaps tell the universe it’s being very rude at the moment, dear?”
“I’ll send it an email,” Akko grinned, righting her position on the couch as Diana walked over towards her. She had an inscrutable expression on, one which made the blonde narrow her eyes in suspicion.
“Did you hide them?”
“What?” Akko blinked. “No!”
“Curious.” Diana crossed her arms, giving the couch a quick look over while Akko crossed her legs, novel laying forgotten on the coffee table. “I swear I was using them just a moment ago.”
Frown deepening, Diana turned her attention towards the doorway, wondering if she left them elsewhere, perhaps at their bedroom or maybe the kitchen. . Akko was still looking at her with that unreadable expression and Diana raised an eyebrow in suspicion. She sighed, opting not to press the brunette any further because if her wife did hide it, she’d know by now. Akko absolutely did not know how to lie.
“Maybe the kitchen?” Akko piped in, blinking up with wide and hopeful eyes.
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“I love this cake.”
Akko sighed dreamily, expression almost reverent as she savored the richness and sweetness of Jasminka’s famous chocolate mousse.  
“So did you want to help find my glasses, or did you want to get a snack?” Diana sighed in resignation, watching as Akko helped herself to another heaping forkful of cake. They were leaning on the granite kitchen counter, and Diana brought a napkin to wipe at the edges of Akko’s mouth where the chocolate smeared. It was a habit formed over the years, an action that carried as much fondness now as it did the first time she had done it.
“Well we’re already here,” Akko pouted. “And we did try to look for it. So might as well get yourself a glass of water, because I know you haven’t had any, and also—”
Akko held up her fork, grinning.
“Say ‘ah’?”
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Diana wasn’t about to admit it out loud, but fine, the chocolate cake was wonderful and it was great to indulge on a snack in the middle of all her work. However, what she didn’t understand was why they were looking for her glasses out in the gardens.
“I don’t think I went out to the gardens this morning, dear.”
“I’m just trying to be prudent!” Akko held up a finger to prove a point, a dead-serious expression set on the beautiful features of her face. Diana allowed herself some time to appreciate it in silence because she looked lovely: under sunlight filtered through the leaves of trees, disheveled brown hair from staying in all day, and an unmatched set of pajamas. But still, she looked so lovely, and Diana relished this thought while Akko led her through the garden with their hands intertwined.
“I’m beginning to suspect that someone is taking advantage of this search to drag me all about the house.” Diana laughed lightly.
“I’ll have you know!” Akko stopped and spun around—Diana nearly walked right into her.
(She was disappointed that her wife had let go of her hand.)
“That it’s a very real thing that a spirit may have taken your glasses for a tour around our property!” Akko puffed her cheeks, and it looked like she was trying her best not to break out into fits of laughter.
Diana indulged her though, as she always does. “Are you insinuating that a spirit haunted my glasses away from my office?”
“Lotte says it happens.”
“This spirit must really dislike the thought of me getting my work done.” Diana smiled softly, curious at what Akko might have been hiding behind her back.
“But then again, she did say the spirits around here were helpful at best and drowsy at worst.”
Akko finally broke into a grin, pulling her hands from behind her back to present Diana with a freshly-picked wild rose. Diana accepted it tenderly, feeling just as warm from the flower as she was from Akko’s smile.
It was a wonderful day out, and she was glad to have gone to the gardens.
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She couldn’t believe its been an hour and a half since they had first went missing, but finally—finally—Akko had decided to come around and look for her glasses where it made sense to: their bedroom.
Diana diligently checked their nightstand, the sides of the bed, and even underneath the pillow, but they were nowhere to be found. She likewise noticed that Akko disappeared as well, and wondered where she might be off to but before long she was a back with a tray of cookies and milk.
“I thought we were looking for my glasses.” Diana tilted her head in question.
Akko was grinning up at her apologetically. “Sorry, Dia.”
“Pardon?”
Her wife settled the tray on their nightstand, pulling on the duvet to make room for them to climb in.
“It’s a Saturday and you needed the break, so now that I’ve lured you into eating, getting some sunlight, and back into our bedroom I’m going to have to insist that we huddle under the covers with a movie and some cookies.”
“But my glasses—”
Akko stepped forward, cupping Diana’s face. She smiled and leaned in until their noses bumped together and as her eyes fluttered closed, she felt the ghost of a kiss—along with something moving on her head then a weight on the bridge of her nose.
When she opened her eyes her vision was crystal-clear again.
“They were pushed to the crown of my head?” Diana blinked in incredulity. “This whole time?”
Akko’s arms had fallen on her shoulders, lazily wrapping around her neck as Diana instinctively held her closer. The way that Akko was biting back a laugh told her that yes, they were in fact there the whole time—but she couldn’t bring herself to get upset.
Not even a little bit.
Not after the pleasantness of sharing cake and holding hands in the garden, and not at the thought of snuggling up to Akko with a movie. It was a little unfair. But she wasn’t mad at all.
They laughed together, nearly falling over into the bed, and after all the time she had spent looking for her glasses—Diana took them off just so she could kiss her again.
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A/N: Thank you to Tototops once again for your wonderful work beta-ing this piece! Always a great experience when working with you.
So it's been a while since I've had the drive to write any fics, but here's a little something which I couldn't get out of my head. Hopefully I'll get to update Appointments soon! ...maybe
yoURE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEE
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shyneanon · 3 years
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hi there!! since christmas is coming near (although there's the danger of virus) how about you create UT Sans and an alone on christmas reader? (sorry my english is badXD)
I’m a little late on this but I’ve been wanting to write it ever since I saw it! I just got other stuff in life, y’know? But here it is! It was fun :3
Also, your English is great! Especially considering how difficult English is to learn e_e
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You set your phone aside after your unpleasant call to your family. You wanted to be with them for Christmas, but… there was drama going on between some of them, and your call had just confirmed it was getting brought up between family members when everyone was supposed to be having a good time. You were glad you’d decided not to fly all the way over there. You didn’t need to be in the middle of others arguing. Not on Christmas.
That said, the alternative wasn’t much better. Now, on Christmas Eve, you were basically alone. The tiny tree in your apartment had some lights on it, but besides that there wasn’t much up for decoration. You were just sitting by yourself, in your apartment, eating peppermint bark and half paying attention to a dumb Hallmark movie playing on your TV. Depressing.
As much as you didn’t want to be a bother to anyone, you decided to message Sans. The guy was probably with friends— a lot of people liked him, and for good reason— but he was relaxed, so he probably wouldn’t find it annoying.
You: Hey, tell Papyrus Merry Christmas for me.
Well, that had… barely made you feel a little better. You sighed, lying back down on your bed.
Your phone buzzed.
Sans: will do.
Hey, it was something.
Another buzz.
Sans: you’re out of town, right? with your fam?
You grimaced. For a moment you considered lying, and then immediately felt horrible for it. He was your friend— your best friend. He’d always been here for you when you needed him. And he was funny. And he made you feel comfortable… You liked him a lot.
Platonically. It wasn’t that you had a crush on him or anything.
There was no reason to lie. He wouldn’t judge you for being alone. So instead you turned it into a joke. You took a photo of yourself eating peppermint bark, with the TV in the background, and captioned it
You: I’m with meeeee.
Just looking at your own message made you feel a little less bad about it. Using humor as a coping mechanism. Now where have I seen that before?
“Hey kiddo.”
You jumped at the voice and then sat up. Sans was standing in the middle of your room. “Uh, hey.” You raised an eyebrow and smiled. “You just… teleported in here without asking, huh?”
“You showed me a photo.”
“I could’ve not been wearing any pants,” you said playfully. Sans’ face turned blue and that got your face to heat up. You hadn’t intended to embarrass him. Deciding to change the subject, you nodded at his sweater with a grin. “Love the sweater.”
It was hideous in the best way, and it had clearly been made for him because it was decorated with skull patterns where snowflake patterns would be, as well as a couple of depictions of himself and his brother.
“Thanks,” he said. “A good friend made it for me.”
Your smile faltered. “I don’t want to take you away from your friends. Don’t worry about me or anything.”
“You’re my friend too,” he argued, and you smiled.
“Thanks.”
“Besides, I knew it was gonna be depressing, but…” He sat down next to you, close enough that your shoulders were touching, and looked around. “... this is really depressing.”
“Gee, thanks.”
He gave you a wink, and you grinned. He could cheer you up so fast. It was like magic.
“Whatcha watchin’?” he asked, gesturing to the TV screen, where a man and a woman dressed in winter clothes were talking on a snowy street.
“I don’t even know,” you said. “I got bored and turned it on. It’s some kind of romance.”
“I didn’t know you were a sucker for romance.”
Your face got hot. “I’m not, I was just too lazy to look for something else.” You nudged him. “I’m pretty sure the twist is he’s a ghost and at the end he’s gonna leave but he’s taught her a positive lesson.”
“That sounds sad to me.”
“I think it’s supposed to be bittersweet,” you said, and then snorted when you noticed the couple were now standing underneath some mistletoe. “Oh geez, it’s so contrived. Of course with the mistletoe.”
“What, you don’t like it?” For some reason, he sounded genuinely concerned. As if there would be something wrong if you didn’t.
“Not that. It’s just implausible. Who even does that anymore? I’ve never seen mistletoe anywhere before. In public or in someone’s home.”
“You sure?”
“Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?”
“There’s some in your house.”
Confused, you turned to look at him only to find that he was dangling some mistletoe between the both of you. His face was blue.
“Uh oh,” he said with a shrug, his blush darkening. He was avoiding eye contact. “Looks like we’re… gonna have to…”
He glanced at you shyly and you felt your face get very hot very fast. Despite the sudden rush of… definitely platonic feelings… you were having, your head was clear enough for you to realize something. “Sans… did you bring that mistletoe here? In… your pocket?”
“... M… Maybe.” Your lack of immediate response seemed to have made him nervous. “But… I mean it’s not like we literally have to—“
“N… no,” you said, “it’s OK. I, um, want to.”
He made eye contact with you, looking surprised, and you both blushed.
He coughed. “S… sure, yeah. OK.”
You swallowed as he started to lean closer to you. Was… was this actually happening? Were you going to kiss? Or had you fallen asleep? Maybe this was some kind of dream….
Well, it wasn’t a bad dream, so… you leaned towards him, trying to ignore how fast your heart was racing.
It was pretty much impossible to ignore once your lips and his teeth made contact. It was like a jolt of very high-voltage electricity. You immediately leaned into it, and Sans responded by doing the same. Before you even knew what was happening your arms were around his neck and his were around your waist, pulling you closer. The movie and mistletoe were quickly forgotten. After several more kisses you both relaxed, still holding onto each other.
“Wow,” you said.
His face was a deep blue. “Y… yeah, wow.”
You both looked each other in the eyes, any hesitation you’d had in making eye contact gone.
“... Do you think… we could maybe do that again?”
You didn’t say anything, just kissed him again. The adrenaline felt incredible…. You could stay like this forever. He must have been thinking the same thing, because it took a lot longer for the two of you to finish this time. His hands felt your sides and you curled up into him, kissing along where his jawline would be. Both of you made soft sighing and humming sounds.
“You decide to kiss me when I’m a mess?” you asked him in between kisses.
“You’re not a mess,” he replied, “you look amazing.”
“No I don’t.”
“You always do,” he said, lying down and pulling you with him. You snuggled into him.
“How long?” you asked quietly.
“... A while,” he confessed, wrapping his arms around you.
“... Same.” You could’ve said something too but you’d just been in denial the whole time. Like a child. “Thanks for telling me.”
“Took me long enough.”
Some silence. You were fine with that. The two of you just… lay like that, for a while. He was so soft, and warm, despite being only made of bones. You were just happy that he was here. With you. Like this.
Eventually, you realized he must have been here a while. “Y… you should… probably go now, huh?”
“Nah, I’ll stay here tonight. And you can join us all in the morning.” He winked. “All this has made me sleepy.”
You giggled, and his smile widened. “Dork.”
He pulled you closer. “I could really go for a nap right now. Like always.” He ran his fingers through your hair. “Care to join?”
You smiled softly and kissed him one more time before laying your head on his chest.
Best Christmas ever.
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sword-brainrot · 3 years
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DARLING SWEETIE HELLO ITS MEEEEE. IM SO GLAD UR OKAAAAY. I MISSED YOU TO MUCH 💜💙❤💙❤. But yes. Matchuppy thingy uh. Call me Vy. A dumb bisexual who studies history and mythology as a major but fairytales in my spare time. Smol, very giving and spontaneous with gifts and hugs and adore physical affection. I uh...have a bad habit of apologizing a lot due to self confidence issues (getting there fam, getting there. Im better at least!!) And I also tend to internalize my anger and sadness. I also have...no filter once I get to know a person. I tend to compliment them out of the blue (someone says im pretty and i will immediately say back "not as pretty as you!!") Which peeps mistake for flirting which uh...i also cant tell how flirting works. Dont take compliments well either. I think...thats it??? I hope dis helps! THANK YOU DARLING💜💙❤
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♡  Higekiri is a pretty excitable and no filter type of guy. He will say what is on his mind and say it with a smile. He never says it out of indecorous intentions. He is a guy that is looking for fun and is always smiling (for the most part), he isn't afraid to pull your string a little and get you riled up. Of course, making sure there is a line so he never actually hurts you. He would be able to bound off your energy whenever you want to go on hour long rants or let out your energy. Honestly, he would love to do anything like that instead of sitting around waiting for work to do around the citadel or missions.
♡  It might be surprising by just looking at his outward appearance, you would assume that he is a little bit of an air head at times and mostly happy go lucky. In actuality, he is very good at reading others. He is normally the one that is the middle man when people have an argument. He keeps the situation light hearted and make sure both sides understand each other. He would do that same for you. Higekiri will notice when you start to internalize your true feelings and take your out of the situation where it is just the two of you. He won't ask about it but know he is willing to listen to anything you have to say. He is ready to lean you a shoulder and embrace you so the burdens aren't so hard to bear alone. He would never judge you for showing the more vulnerable feelings.
♡  He would also help you break the habit of constantly apologizing. As much as he loves you for how you are, he doesn't want you to feel like everything you do needs to be apologized for. He wants you to know that you are not always in the wrong and don't have to apologize for just existing. He would take it slow and at your pace. Higekiri wants to help you love yourself just as much as he loves you. He is also the type that will say, "If you apologize again, then I have no other choice than to kiss you, ya know?" Just to get you to blush and think it more carefully. His Cheshire Cat like grin glaring back at you, full of love, of course.
♡  Higekiri is the Genji brothers that doesn't have much memory of his past. He doesn't talk to much about it and often jokes about it with teasing his brother about what his name is. (next part is my headcanon) It is no lie that he has forgotten his past but he did that to himself. When he manifested, the past was too painful for him to bear and his brain needed up giving him dissociative amnesia. Which is why Hizamaru remembers their past, but Higekiri doesn't. Even though he doesn't have his memory, he would love to lay his head on your lap as he listens to you tell him stories of all types of historical events and any mythology stories you may know. You may actually help him slowly regain memory of his own. Don't try to push it though, it could be very dangerous making someone remember something their brain forced them to forget!
♡  Higekiri's favorite spot to lay is on your lap. He is also the type of person who likes to give gifts and a bunch of physical affection. Don't be surprise if he just wraps his arms around you when he tired and use your shoulder as a pillow while you both are standing. He may even get really excited and hug you, lifting you up in his arms and spinning with you. He loves affection a lot. He also gets cold very easily, so expect him to cuddle you for all the warmth you hold.
♡  Higekiri is 5'8" (178cm), so if you are shorting than him, he is going to have a blast. He will give you piggy back rides constantly and lift you up whenever he can. He will also adore giving the top of your head a kiss when he first sees you in the morning. He finds people shorter than him to be absolutely adorable.
♡  You said that you are oblivious to flirting and don't take it well when you do realize. Higekiri isn't into being subtle. If he is going to flirt with you, he is going to make it known and he very clear about it. If he ever goes too far and you start to feel uncomfortable, he will back away and stop. He wants you to know that he is interested you and loves you a lot that he will constantly give you compliments. "Why are you so pretty? Makes me want to stay with you forever, so don't go running off on me, okay?"
♡  He will make sure you get at least one compliment a day until you start to get used to it and start to see the stuff he compliments in yourself. There will be mornings where and he sits in front of a mirror with you and start to compliment one part of you in a very detailed fashion (doesn't even have to be about your appearance), and tells you every little thing he loves about that part and how it makes him feel knowing he can have you in his day to day life. He knows it will be a slow process and you aren't just going to accept the things he says as facts but he is willing to stick with it until you can love yourself just as much as he loves you and you can see yourself with how he sees you.
♡  You like giving compliment? You fight when someone compliment you and compliment them back? Well good luck, you are entering the ring with Higekiri. You two will have compliment fights and I figure you both are very stubborn to give up so they will go on forever. Until one of you get pulled away, get too tired and fall asleep, or Higekiri does something that makes you go red and silent. You two having tallies of who won? Most likely!
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areiton · 4 years
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It’s meeeee, back on my Starker bullshit. With a lot of Rhodey because reasons. 
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Rhodey notices.
He notices before Tony because Tony is his best friend, is the smartest person he knows, always has been, but Tony is his best friend and Rhodey has no illusions that sometimes Tony is a dumbass.
The thing is—Peter is different. He has been since the first time he pinged on Tony’s radar. Rhodey was there, watching YouTube videos on his tablet and throwing a ball for Dum-E while Tony argued with Pepper, in the weeks before they split up again, and he showed Tony the video of Spider-man catching a bus when Tony threw himself on the couch next to Rhodey, burrowing into his side.
They watched the video a dozen times, and when Rhodey finally left, drawn away by the brass calling, Tony was still watching, entranced and mumbling to himself.
So the fascination wasn’t a surprise.
The age thing—that startled Rhodey, but he watched Tony put distance between himself and the kid, watched him worry.
“What are you afraid of?” he asked, once, when Tony stared at a holo of the Iron Spider, worry heavy on his features.
“Of letting him fall,” Tony said without ever looking away.
~~~
The truth about Tony and the kid was complex and simple—they loved each other.
Before Titan and the Decimation, it was hero worship and reluctant mentorship that shifted because it was Tony and Tony didn’t know how to love halfway, and Peter wasn’t just a junior Avenger, a small time vigilante, he was family, filling up space in the workshop and building a bot that was tiny and adorable and at home with Dum-E and Butterfingers.
Before Titan and the Decimation, Tony looked at the kid and Rhodey relaxed, because that look, it was warm and affectionate, and proud, the kind of look Tony should always wear when looking at his kids, bot and AI and human.
But then—everything changed.
~~~
Tony came home, with dust on his hands and grief in his eyes and those words that Rhodey couldn’t unhear slipping off his lips.
He wondered, after, what would have happened, if Peter survived.
If Tony hadn’t been crippled by the journey home and the unrelenting grief and guilt.
He wonders if Pepper would have stayed.
It doesn’t matter—she didn’t and he was, and Peter died.
Morgan was the bright light shining through it all, the one thing that kept them tied together and—Rhodey will never say out loud, but he knows—the one thing that kept Tony alive.
~~~
It’s different.
Tony is different.
So is Peter, everyone who came back—they come back scarred.
They come back older, scarred, marked by their time away.
Peter is settled, calm in a way he wasn’t, before, and ancient in a way that scares Rhodey.
Tony—
Tony is broken by the battle, by wielding the Stones and decimating Thanos’ forces, by the months spent in a coma and the loss of his humanity, of the blank spot he wakes up to where his arm is.
“You’re alive,” Rhodey tells him, fierce and protective wrapped around him when Tony sobs into his shoulder. “You’re alive and you can fix anything you put your mind to, peacock. This is not the end of the world.”
~~~
The thing is—he’s been friends with Tony since he was in his late teens, since Tony was shy and pimply and dreaming about building an AI in the MIT basements.
He knew when Tony fell in love with Ty and when he fell in love with Sunset and he knew when he was depressed over Ana’s failing health and when his behavior tipped toward self-destructive in the months before the anniversary of the accident.
He knows Tony, knows that even before Titan, Peter was special to him, and after—
After, Peter was everything he’d ever done wrong.
It scares him, because now Peter is back, and smiling and ancient at Tony’s side and Tony is a shell of what he was, Extremis humming in his veins, and schematics for an arm displayed in front of him, and he doesn’t know how the kid can ever live up to everything Tony needs him to be.
~~~
He notices this—the way Tony watches Peter.
The way his eyes are soft, softer than they ever were with Pepper.
The way he never touches Peter, hands reaching and stalling before they can make contact.
The way he smiles, soft and fond and full when Peter rambles about MIT.
The way his gaze flicks between full pouty lips and bright bright eyes, and can’t quite look away from Peter’s ass, tight and round, in his suit.
He notices, long before Tony does.
~~~
“You deserve to be happy,” he tells Tony once, when Tony is drinking and conflicted and Peter is sleeping unaware on the couch.
Tony watches him, eyes bright and Rhodey doesn’t say anything else, doesn’t nudge him toward Peter like he wants to—he just smiles and gives them space.
~~~
They come together slow.
It’s one of the ways he knows Tony is serious. When he fell in with Stone and Sunset, it was quick, a whirlwind of drugs and drink and fucking and falling apart.
Tony, when it matters, moves slow. He danced around Potts for almost a decade, danced around Rogers for over five years.
Even with Rhodey, it took two semesters before Tony began to trust him.
Peter is the same. They’re friends now, a deep abiding thing that’s different from the hero worship before Titan or the crippling grief and guilt of the Decimation.
This is a friendship that is that of equals. Peter gets Tony in a way that few people ever have, a way that makes Rhodey breath out in relief.
Pepper tried and Tony wanted Steve to, but there was always a little bit of a disconnect—something his partners couldn’t understand.
Peter isn’t like that.
Peter understands the suit and the self-sacrifice, the demons and the towering intellect.
It’s reassuring, and relaxes Rhodey in a way he never quite expected.
~~~
When they finally do get together—neither of them say anything.
Tony doesn’t tell Rhodey.
He knows. Of course he knows—Tony is sleeping and singing in his lab and his smile is downright dopey and he touches Peter now.
But Tony doesn’t tell Rhodey.
Peter is twenty six, and it’s been years since Thanos and the Extremis that seemed to rewind the clock for Tony—but there is: Peter is twenty six and Tony Stark is on the wrong side of fifty.
He doesn’t mind, really, and does what he can to keep the rest of the team from noticing.
~~~
It doesn’t happen often, but occasionally, he catches them. 
Tony sleeping on the couch, his head in Peter’s lap, so peaceful it reminds Rhodey of when they were children at MIT. 
Peter curling bare feet and long legs around Tony’s hips, sleep soft and smiling down at him. 
The quick clutch of their hands, and the way neither of them shy away from the other--how they lean into each touch, into each other, comfortable in each other’s space. 
Peter isn’t as hesitant, more comfortable speaking up. 
Tony--Tony is healthy, his eyes bright, the dark circles under his eyes all but gone. 
They’re good for each other, and happy. 
~~~
Sometimes he thinks Natasha would have figured it out--if she had been around. She isn’t though, hasn’t been since Thanos, and it hurts to think of her. 
They keep it a secret for six months, and in the end, it’s Peter getting hurt fighting a pack of oversized rats that breaks the secret. 
No one can really deny it, when they spill into medical, and find Tony curled in Peter’s bed, lips locked, hands tender and possessive on the nape of Peter’s neck. 
He goes red, and his eyes--
His eyes dart to Rhodey of all people, wide and scared and oh. 
Oh. 
Rhodey sighs, heavy and exasperated, and leans back as the Avengers collectively loose their shit. 
~~~ 
They argue. 
It goes exactly as bad as Rhodey thinks it will, all shouting and accusations and Bucky’s metal hand flexing and earnest are you ok, did he force you bullshit. And the entire time, Tony is getting quieter and quieter, curling into himself while Peter tries to argue, getting cut off by their well-meaning team, frustrated tears in his eyes, hand impossibly tight on Tony’s where he’s clutching it like a lifeline. 
“I want this,” Peter says. 
“I love him,” he argues. 
“We didn’t do anything wrong,” he snarls. 
Tony doesn’t say anything. 
He looks--beaten. Scared. As he carefully pulls his hand away from Peter, he looks--he looks almost sick. 
“How long has this been goin’ on,” Carol demands and enough. 
Enough. 
“Six months, four days,” Rhodey says and the whole room goes still. “But they’ve been dancing around each other for years. Maybe--Peter’s freshman year at MIT, Tony? About the time he fought the Vulture again, you finally realized what what happening?” 
Tony is staring at him--the whole fucking team is, but Tony is the one who matters, is the only one who has ever mattered. 
“You knew?” Tony whispers and it’s echoed, angrily, by Hope and Kamala. 
“Course I knew. I’m his best friend--I knew before he did.” 
“Then why the hell didn’t you say something?” Hope demands. 
“Because Tony loves Peter. Tony loves him enough to risk his life to bring the kid back and half the universe with it--or have y’all forgotten that? Tony loves him, and Peter is old enough to know what he’s doing. None of us have any fucking business in that,” Rhodey says, and he’s calm, still, the anger in his voice his only tell. 
“It’s wrong,” Scott says, “Peter is--”
“Peter is a fucking adult,” Rhodey snaps. “An Avenger and the best biochemist SI has, and old enough to make his own decisions. Tony didn’t scoop up and seduce a sixteen year old, Scot. Just because you don’t approve, don’t make it wrong.” 
Peter is grinning at him and Tony looks so shocked Rhodey is a little worried so he shifts, wraps himself in his position and his rank and he orders the room clear. 
~~~
Tony finds him. 
He’s waiting for Tony to find him, in their spot, the roof where they fly most often. 
“You knew,” he says, softly. “I thought--I knew they’d be angry--but I thought--”
“You thought I wouldn’t approve,” Rhodey says, gently and Tony flushes. Looks away. 
“That kid--he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you, peacock. And you love him enough to rewrite the universe. He loves you just as much. How the hell could I disapprove of that?” Rhodey asks, helplessly and fond, and Tony makes a choked, hurt noise in his throat. 
When he throws himself, sharp bones and metal limb, into Rhodey’s arms--Rhodey’s waiting to catch him. 
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dobbysmaster · 4 years
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Summary: James starts to get very touchy with Sirius. More than usual. Everyone notices even Sirius himself. Let’s see why James has suddenly got so physical. 6th year and James never had a crush on lily he just teases her like friends do.
Everyone at Hogwarts have noticed that James is getting more touchy with Sirius, even the teachers knew for gods sake. No one knew why. But he always seemed to be clinging onto Sirius weather it was in the halls or the great hall or even classes. Everyone knew about that one potions class that James almost got blown up because he was to busy looking at Sirius.
In astronomy class James had sat down in Sirius’s lap instead of his own chair, then proceeded to make Sirius get up put his own chair on top of Sirius’s (the way you stack chairs) make Sirius sit down then sit back on him when the professor said that he had to sit in his own chair and not “mr.blacks”.
It was safe to say that everyone wanted to know why. There had been rumours that a slytherin started claiming that she heard gryffindor girls talking about how James always wanted to be cuddling with Sirius on the couches in the common room. The school believed it.
It got to the point where even Sirius wanted to know why. Sure James has always been a very touchy person, he remembers how in 1st year he had been shocked at how much James touched him. It was just casual, throwing an arm around his shoulder, clapping him on the back, he even grabbed sirius’s arm sometimes. When he asked James had said and I quote “well you’re taller than me so I have to find a way to drag you places” Sirius had taken that answer, and had not realized that James wanted to hold his hand instead. But that was 1st year this was 6st year.
And it was safe to say that now you never ever really saw James without Sirius and if you did was only because he was on his way to find Sirius.
A hufflepuff 1st year had asked him if they were dating once, James was in the library with Remus when she had asked loudly drawing everyone’s attention to them. The story of James blushing and stuttering out a weak “no” was going around the school in less than an hour.
Sure the Maurauder’s (minus James) were curious about the whole thing, even though Remus had an idea what it was about, but there was three specific encounters that they thought about the most.
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Sirius was reading a muggle book in the common room, something that he did quite often that surprised the gryffindor’s, who knew that Sirius had a thing for muggle novels. Well James knew but that’s getting off topic.
Sirius was reading when James came back from a three hour Quidditch practice that had left him drained. He had already showered so he was clean and dry, with the exception of his wet mess of hair that took a while to dry.
When he walked in only a couple 1st years turned to see who walked in. But everyone looked when he walked over to the couch where Sirius was reading, it was only him on the couch so he had a lot of space his head was laying against one end of the couch propped up on a pillow and his feet on the other end of the couch, completely spread out.
The gryffindors watched as James plucked the book from his best mates (or so they thought) hands put it down. With a bit of struggle since the black heir didn’t seem to want to let go. Then when Sirius went to get up to get his book James pushed him back on his back than laid down on him. Everyone in the common room had been surprised but the most surprised had to have been Sirius. He had tensed up more than anyone thought possible. He was looking down at the boy on his chest with a shocked expression painted over his face. His hands were awkwardly frozen in the air, and he looked like he didn’t know where to put them.
James was laying on him with his head buried in sirius’s chest, his legs were intangled with sirius’s and his arms were at different places on sirius’s body. His right one was around sirius’s shoulders as much as it could be with the position, his left one was clutching the fabric of sirius’s shirt in a tight fist. It made sense that Sirius was a bit awkward, with the way James positioned himself he was almost straddling Sirius. then he wined out.
“Siri I’m tired from practice, cuddle meeeee.” They had never heard James sound so needy, but I guess that’s the reaction Sirius brought out of him, Remus thought with a smirk.
Remus now understood what James was trying to do and it made perfect sense. James loves Sirius maybe everyone was mistaken in which way. James was trying to find a way to tell Sirius without freaking him out, so he was easing Sirius into the relationship. Remus wasn’t an idiot he knew Sirius felt the same way for James as James did for him, Sirius was just better at hiding it. With the way he was raised it was no suprise that Sirius was an amazing liarnot just the “i can lie my way out of a prank” liar but the “I can overthrow the government in one night and get away with it” type liar and he had the brains for it too.
But James was also smart. Acting like a couple with Sirius so he wouldn’t panic as much when the truth comes out. It was a good plan if Remus was honest.
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The second time that made them wonder if James was interested in Sirius as something more was on a hogsmsde weekend.
It was nearly Christmas so naturally it was getting colder as the days passed. The maurauder had just left honeyducks and were now attempting to get past the crowds to the three broomsticks.
When Peter saw a store he had been wanting to go to for a while and stopped. He starts tugging on sirius’s arm and jumping around like a toddler, not seeing the jealous looks James was sending him.
“Guys can we go? Can I go? Please Sirius, pleaseeeee. I know you’re cold but I’ll be quick. Please?” Says peter, sounding every inch of the the toddler he was.
“Fine be quick, I’m not going in there though so I’ll wait here for you.” Answer Sirius, making Peter grin and run off into the store.
“I’ll stay here.” Says James
“Me too.” Says Remus
Now they were just standing there, in silence. But it wasn’t uncomfortable, or anything it was just a bit awkward for Remus. James was doing what seemed to be James’s new normal, staring at Sirius. And Sirius as usual is oblivious to it (but not as much as we thought 😏).So that left one thing. Remus watching James watch Sirius, while Sirius watches the door that Peter had left behind a couple minutes ago.
Remus was a bit cold but hey so was everyone, well I mean they would be colder if they didn’t have the right coats. The boys were all dressed up warm, but Sirius had forgotten his mittens so he just stuffed his hands in his pockets and made sure not to trip over anything.
Remus raised an eyebrow in question but James didn’t seem to realize. So he watched quietly as James pulled his left gloves off and put it in his pocket.
What’s he doing that for? Remus thinks, I bargain his hands are going to fall of in this weather.
But has to stifle his laughter as James pulls sirius’s right hand from his jacket pocket and intertwine their hands together. He watches as Sirius turns to look at James with confusing expression on his face, that made him look a bit like a puppy, but James wasn’t looking at him. No he was going everything in his power to not meet sirius’s gaze.
Then Peter came out with a bag full of who knows what, and they continue their path to the three broomsticks. James never letting go of Sirius’s hand, not once.
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The third time was just in the great hall, it wouldn’t be such a big deal if the whole school hadn’t seen it.
They were eating everything was normal, even the fact that James was being held back by a professor. Probably for causing trouble in class. What was abnormal was when James burst through the great hall doors drawing more attention to himself than needed.
Then he walked over to the gryffindor table like usual, except there was something in his steps that bothered Remus. James was walking the same way he did right before he started venting about something loudly. Expecting James to sit besides Sirius or Peter or Remus, everyone was surprised yet not surprised to see James sit on sirius. Literally, he had straddled the raven headed boy and hugged him.
James legs were on the opposit side of the bench from where sirius’s were and his legs were wrapped around the black heirs waist. James was wrapped around him like a koala, but he looked very comfortable. Arms wrapped around Sirius’s strong shoulders, and head buried in his neck.
The great hall had never been so quiet, even the teachers were looking at the two boys. With everyone looking at them they could see the way sirius’s eyes widened in surprise and a small blush climb up his face. It wouldn’t have been obvious on anyone else but Sirius was very pale, not a single freckle on his face, with skin that seemed to glow. Someone had once started a rumour that Sirius Black was a dark Veela, or a dark angle or something. Whenever a 1st years asked him about it he just gave them a smirk that made them blush ( regardless of their gender) and walked away. The rumours were easy to believe if you didn’t know better, Sirius was gorgeous everyone knew that and it seemed that his best mate knew it to.
No one would have heard conversation that went between them if it wasn’t for the silence of the great hall. But lucky for them they would get a front row seat to the show.
“James what are you doing?” His voice wasn’t disguised it was just curious.
“Sitting down.” Is the response he got from the potter boy.
“On me?”
“. . . Yes”
“why?”
“Why not?”
“. . .”
After a tense silence between the two, Sirius shrugged seemingly finding nothing wrong with James clinging to Him how a sloth clings to a tree and agreed with his logic.
“Fair enough, prongs” he said
After all this time the students still had no idea how those nickname came to be.
They watched Sirius wrap his left arm around James so he wouldn’t fall somehow and continued eating with his right hand.
That’s it, they thought, no reaction? Was James really on him so much that Sirius didn’t even react at times?
They got their answer to that question the next week.
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It was a Saturday and a hogmades weekend. Sirius didn’t feel like leaving the school so naturally James stayed with him while Remus and Peter went with the other students.
The two boys were outside on Hogwarts grounds siting at the base of a beautiful tree. Well Sirius was sitting James was laying down with his head in sirius’s lap. The grey eyed boys long fingers we’re playing with James messy hair in a way that made him want to roll his eyes back into his skull behind his glasses.
The silence is comfortable between them but Sirius breaks it.
“You know you’ve been awfully touchy lately, Jamie” Sirius say, his eyes still closed with his head leaning back on the wood behind him. Merlin, James could look at him all day and never get tired, but he couldn’t he had to answer.
“Have I? I didn’t realize.” He answers and looks away from the Greek god infront of him.
“Oh you haven’t noticed? Wow prongsie bit dense aren’t we?” Sirius says with a chuckle, there was a note of joking in his voice. But James knew he wanted the truth, he should have know he would ask. You could never hide something from Sirius, I mean you could try but it wouldn’t work he would always find out eventually. The fact that he asked James rather then start one of his little investigations that he would’ve done if was anybody else (except for Remus & Peter of course) meant that he trust James enough to respect his boundaries and trust that he’ll tell Sirius. I could lie, James thought, but that would do no good Sirius can tell when I’m lying, well he can tell when anyone is lying ,really don’t know how he does it.
Right when he opened his mouth to tell him why it started raining, and not the small little drissel. I mean the “Mother Nature is trying to wipe us out” rain. Sirius jumps up with James right behind him trying to get back to the doors to Hogwarts before he was completely soaked, but it was no use they were already wet. Sirius grabs James hand and pulls him so James is in front only for James to slip on mud.
James fell with a not so manly Yelp and dragged Sirius down with him. The true definition of “if I fall im bringing you down with me”. James’s heart started beating almost painfully fast against his chest when Sirius falls on top of him. Not crushing James but catching himself just in time to stop doing that. But he was right in between the messy haired boys legs. And holy shit James was getting a boner, or was that from the cold, James thought. It doesn’t matter my crush/bestmate is in between my legs and I’m getting at rock on, he thought, shit.
James thought he’d be fine if Sirius got up, but then sirius’s hand started to slip on the mud only for him to catch himself, again. And James was looking into those gorgeous grey eyes that could hypnotize you. And he was convinced as long as he had Sirius he’d always be fine, he’ll he’d be more then fine, he’d be the happiest person ever.
Sirius was looking at James’s lips, they were so close but so far at the same time. 
“Ummm is gonna get up” Sirius says, the awkwardness doesn’t sound like him. But he gets up, offeres James his hand and pulls him up.
It’s still raining but they aren’t rushing to get inside, they found something much better to rush into.
James can’t help it, with Sirius being so close and also being drenched in water does something to him. So he kissed the black heir, hard. Sirius doesn’t hesitate for a second to return it. He’s just as rough if not more. James hands are tangled in that soft wet raven coloured hair and sirius’s hands are everywhere ,on his hips, in his hair, his waist, even on his ass at one point. But he can’t concentrate, not with the feeling of sirius’s lips on his, there soft and fit perfectly with his. Sirius drags his tongue on his bottom lip and he immediately opens, sirius’s tongue is everything exploring. He taste better than James would have thought. Minty with a slight taste of raspberries. How that tastes good together James doesn’t know but it’s Sirius and it’s amazing and James doesn’t have time to think about it because all to soon Sirius is pulling away.
Breatheless and trying to get their breath back they stair at each other while painting, trying to get as much air as they can through their swollen lips. 
Slowly Sirius says “so that’s why you’re acting clingy.”
It wasn’t a question it was a statement, and James cheeks star to heat up knowing that.
“Yes that’s my reason.” He answers
“ pretty good reason if I’m honest, Jamie” Sirius says with his famous grin. James blushes even more at the nickname, Sirius had started calling him that in 3rd year how was he expected not to fall for the boy when his name fell so flawlessly from his red lips.
“You think?”he asked nervously, if this doesn’t work out with Sirius I’ll be loosing the love of my life and best friend, he thought.
“Oh I don’t think I know. But I think I’m going to need to see more of your reason.” This cheeky bastard.
“I’m fine with showing you more.” James says through giggles , can you believe that, James fucking potter GIGILING.
With that thought he leans in to kiss his not so much best mate.
Little did they know that a 1st year ravenclaw was watching then with a small smile on their face. The next day everyone knew, and they were happy about it. People made money from the bets going on about the ship they called “jirius”. Remus was happy that the tension was resolved and the two boys could finally be happy together.
Who knew ravenclaws liked to gossip?
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A Bloom In Time Ch9 Fixing One Problem At A Time
-Small Time Skip-
THREE. HOURS.
They had been sitting there for a little over three hours reading this boring book on moon phases, what rock mineral and gases the stars and moon was made up off, how the Moon Penguins inhabited it, Star constallations. The whole works. But that wasn't counting Snatcher's annoyance at the kiddo's annoying stops. First she had to stop to help them pathetically crawl to the bed, which admittedly was better than the floor and at least they could throw the blanket around their shoulders as some defense against the cold, but that wasn't the point. Then she had to go upstairs to investigate a weird, which turned out to be some kind of lady in an apron behind the locked doors. A maid like Moonjumper had suggested most likely, or perhaps one of the royal cooks. Who knows? He's never bothered going in there assuming it was holding something crazier than the graffitied walls, and barely came here anyways. So why should it have concerned him? Not like he could've reversed whoever was locked in there anyways. He absolutely HATED everything about this right now-
"PRIIIIIINCE!!! MY PRINCE!! LET ME OOOOOUUUUUTTT!! YOU CANNOT KEEP ME FROM YOU!! YOUR BELOVED PRINCESSS!!! COME BACK TO ME!!"
Oh yeah. Did he mention Vanessa woke up bout half an hour ago and started screeching her lungs off calling for him? Yeah. Snatcher did his best to ignore the stupid yelling by forcibly reading the book, annoyed and anger bubbling under the surface. Meanwhile Moonjumper was panicking in their head and was worried she'd bust open the door and get to them....HA!! Fat chance. She was too weak to do anything but scream annoyingly and that door wasn't budging anytime soon. Once n a while he'd call out to Hattie in the hallway and check up on the progress, he hadn't done that in a bit so he might as well do it again. The storm outside didn't stop as the snowflakes still swirled around and lightning struck every so often, but it was a bit lighter. Must've been early morning at least. Snatcher made them turn a scowl to the doorway.
"HEY!! Are you done YET!? Im getting a little....Scratch that! A LOT annoyed at Ms. Pecking Loudmouth over there!"
"ALMOST!! I have ten more pieces to go! It's not easy to put them back together," she yelled back from the hallway.
"Well hurry it up, will ya?! I'm getting cold feet!! Literally and metaphorically!!" He grumbled annoyed and looked back to the book forcing himself to read about the gravity and air orbiting the moon from the Subconia planet to allow Moon Penguins and other people to breath on the moon and at least 55 miles within the planet's reach-
"PPPPPRRRRRIIIIINNNNCCCEEE!!!!! PHILIP!!!"
"OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID PECK NECK-!!!"
"I'M DONE!!," the child happily proclaimed from the hall interrupting anymore shouting and footsteps came rushing into the bedroom door they were in.
"YOU ARE!?" Immediately the book was dropped to their feet among the papers and their head snapped to the doorway as she ran in holding the precious magical hourglass in her hands. The beautiful sparkling blue sand lit up the little girl's precious proud face that if he weren't in such a dire situation MIGHT have thought was cute as she jumped onto the bed and hoped over to him holding it up. They stared at her for a little while before Snatcher snapped back up to her face. "WELL?! Whatcha waiting for kid?! Summer? Get to reversing us and let's get the PECK outta here before she remembers how to ice stuff again!!" "I QUITE agree, Sweetheart!! Let us make our leave of this place and NEVER come back!!"
Hattie nodded with understanding and looked down to the precious objects only she could semi-work. Good thing she had LOTS of practice already reversing things from all those time rifts she had to fix. Holding the small time piece up Snatcher and Moonjumper watched fascinated as it flew up in the air and slowly started to spin.....Which got faster....And faster.....AND FASTER!! Until it looked like a mini blue glowing tornado as it spun so fast, the blue light and energy waving off it got stronger and stronger until Hattie slammed her eyes shut and looked away when a giant BOOM!! Was resent off! A giant energy wave of light and energy game from the time piece, enough for her to stumble and fall onto her back on the bed. Her hat falling over her face. The giant flash also blinding her. Sending more chills down her spine. As soon as it came it left, and she groaned. After a few seconds, leaning back up again. Pushing her hat back and using her other hand to reach up and rub her eyes. Snatcher didn't fair much better. Glass and sparkling blue sand caught their reflections in their sparkles, energy gathering up and then-.....White. The energy was so bright he had to turn his head away to avoid it, the energy wave knocking him back to the floor and everything going black. .......But it was like something snapped off him. All the weight. All the weird weakness. ....GONE!! Instead he felt....POWERFUL!! BIG!! RECONNECTING WITH ALL THAT MAGIC AND ENERGY AND THE MANY SOULS UNDER HIS COMMAND!! HE. FELT. COMPLETE AGAIN!! WITH NO ONE ATTACHED TO HIM EITHER!! The frightening figure of a sixteen foot ghost rose above the child as she finished rubbing her eyes and blinked up at him. The ghost stared down at his three clawed hands, a dangerously menacing evil grin on his face as he stared at the ghostly purple hands, a bright blue flame suddenly appearing in both lighting up his already glowing yello eyes and mouth. If Hattie was any normal person she would've ran for her life, but instead she smiled seeing him back to his old noodle self and quickly crawled along the bed to grab the time piece that fell by her feet as Snatcher laughed.
"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH!!!! YES!!" He lifted his hands up higher. "NEVER AGAIN!!"
"Does that mean you won't take my time pieces anymore?," Hattie asked giving him a suspicious look.
"Trust me, Kid. You can dump those things into the sun for all I care. I am NEVER laying a hand on one again." He sighed and with a snap the blue flames disappeared-
"MY PRIIIIINCE!!!" Hattie jumped at the suddenly loud voice and Snatcher growled snapping his head towards the sound. They had both momentarily forgotten about Vanessa after changing Snatcher back, but now she was back to being dead too......She could easily walk through the barricaded doors just as easily as Snatcher or Moonjumper could. She couldn't hurt Snatcher. He was just as equally if not MORE powerful than her with all the souls he's collected and without a curse that prevented him from leaving the manor unlike her. Plus he was already dead....But she could most definitely hurt the small child looking completely SCARED at the sounds of her. The thought of anyone laying a hand on HIS girl made the fluff around his chest and neck bristle up more in rage as he growled and sensed her prescence inching closer. "PHILIIIIIPPP!! COME BACK TO ME!!!"
"W-Who's Philip? AH!!" She had to grip the time piece hard to her with one hand and grab her hat from falling off with the other as Snatcher snatched her up in his arms and snarled at the bedroom doorway.
"Never mind that! Now do exactly as I say! Hang on to that magical glass and close your eyes!"
She didn't have to be told twice as her knuckles turned white gripping the hat and time piece to herself and gulped down the lump in her throat as Snatcher floated over to the hallway and looked out. Immediately catching the attention of the once again ghostly Vanessa who hissed and pointed her hand at them.
"YOU?! WHERE IS HE!? YOU TOOK HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEE?!," She shrieked making Hattie completely shake in the snarling ghost's hold and pull her hat down over her eyes. Vanessa shrieked some kind of incoherent screech and charged for them. Snatcher was NOT in the mood to be dealing with a crazy peckneck, not while his little girl was in danger! The dark purple ghost easily shot out above her near the ceiling out of her reach and made for the set of stairs that lead down to the first floor. Hugging the shivering girl to his soft chest. Vanessa lashed out at them missing Hattie by a couple inches and still screeched when Snatcher shot down the stairs with her chasing behind but he was too fast for her. "BRING ME BACK MY PRINNNNCE!!!"
The long ghost moved like a snake in the twisting and turning corners easily and diving down the stairs leading into the celler-......Before absolutely stopping. Still with a snarl, Snatcher snapped his head to the two lightly clanking chains. ...Him hanging there. Crying for forgivness. Not being able to escape- WITH A SCREECH OF HIS OWN THE AMOUNT OF FANGS SHOWING DOUBLED AND HE DARTED RIGHT FOR THEM!! ONE OF THE CLAWED HANDS REACHING OUT AND WITH A CRUNCH SOUND SUNK RIGHT INTO THE BASE OF WHERE ONE OF THE CHAINS WERE BOLTED TO THE WALL!! FUELED BY ANGER AND BEING OUT OF IT!! THE SNATCHER SAW RED AND WITH MORE CRUNCHING SOUNDS PULLED THOSE CHAINS FROM THE WALL!! Pieces of the wall came off with the two chains as Snatcher raged pulled them out one after the other with the force of a thousand Vanessas. The rock pieces and chains splashed into the water below with metal clanging noises from the chains as Snatcher watched with a snarl.
"PRINCE!!!"
Snatcher briefly snapped his head behind him at the stairs before clutching the still spooked child with both hands and again shot out the celler doors. He knew Vanessa couldn't leave the manor but he didn't know if she could enter the celler, but he wasn't staying to find out. The cold air blasting him and the little girl making her shiver more as he bulleted up, up, UP like some rocket. Flying high above the mansion and through the top of the ice dome, he momentarily looked around and down at his surroundings from way up high before settling on looking to the left and turning his body to shoot down, down, down. The air still cold and hard, but got warm quickly. His fluff and hattie's hair flying around wildly as he took them down and ended up landing some where randomly in his swamp. The ghost proceeded to start zig zagging through the trees, slithering in the air like a sea serpent still clutching the child to him protectively.
"W-W-What a-about Uncle M-Moon?!," Hattie finally shouted out daring to lift one corner of her hat off to peek up at him. "Isn't he still back there?!"
"Don't worry about him!," SNatcher stated bluntly, "That old peckneck can take care of himself! Besides it's morning already! He's probably back in that horizon prison until nighttime again!!"
He'll be fine. The Horizon was probably as far as one could from Vanessa being on another plain of existance. As he slithered between the trees he gradually began to slow down, but never stopped, even when he entered the burning part of his forest and casually floated along he never stopped, still tightly holding Hattie to himself in a protective hold. But she had stopped shivering and pushed the hat back on her head, her hands relaxing their grip on the time piece but still holding onto it. She coughed every so often from the smoke around them, and didn't like the heat too much, but she'd rather have herself in the clutches of Snatcher flying throw a burning cursed forest, than a frozen statue in Vanessa's creepy house forever. Now that this problem was solved they could relax. ....Well, for now at least. As he continued to float past everything he finally looked down to the little girl looking around at her surroundings......And frowned guiltly.
"Uh....Hey, Kiddo. How uh...How are you hanging in there?"
She looked up to him and smiled. "A lot better now that we're not near that crazy peckneck! And I got this!" She held up the sparkling object smiling more. "Hey! Thanks for saving me back there! I didn't know you were that fast!" Her eyes sparkled with childhood fun making him smile a little.
"Heh....Well, I have to be fast if I want to get to all my traps in someone stepped in them. A spider always catches the fly!"
She looked confused for a moment. "I thought the big spiders around here were ghosts like you too."
"Well....They are but...I-It's just a figure of speech, Kid." A small silence settled over the two as Hattie took off her hat and shoved the time piece in it before putting it back on her head, he still smiled at her a bit....before that frown came back along with a guilty feeling. ".....Hey, Hattie." She snapped her head up to him hearing her name and he slightly looked away. "....Im not...Good at saying this buuuut....I might be sorta, a little, almost sorry about...the whole borrowing without asking thing. Maybe."
She stared at him for a little longer before giving him that usually smug face making him groan and her giggle. What a soon-da-ray! "I'll forgive you, but only if you stay out of my vault."
He chuckled. "Trust me. I NEVER want to touch one of those things again. You can have them"
She nodded. "Good. Cuz I would've fought you again and won if you didn't give it back."
he chuckled. "You do pack a whallop don't ya?" Sure she did. She wacked Vanessa once and it was enough to knock her unconscious for a little over three hours. But all that aside. It was good to be back in his usual form again. He felt SO much better like this, but his happy smile was short lived when he saw the sight. They just broke through the burning tree line and the child coughed a few more times before shaking her head glad to be rid of the smoke smell and heat when he froze and stared ahead of them at him home. "WHAT THE PECK?!"
A couple of his minions were giggling and had four Mafia men backed against a tree as they all cowered away from the giggling spirits. One dweller with a white mask with long ears was holding the random old man and swaying him back and forth as if playing as he shouted for it to let go. Then ...Hey! It was the researchers. Mr. Tim was holding one of the Subconites up and seeming to be studying it as it wriggled around and demanded to be put back down. Thor was INSIDE SNATCHER'S HOME looking at everything with a magnifying glass, while Mr. Oldster was snoring fast asleep in Snatcher's arm chair. Two minions were giggling as another dweller in a fox mask was drawing on his sleeping face using their long body to hold some kind of chalk. Rough Patch seemed to be the only one who wasn't causing trouble as he just slept underneath Snatcher's chair curled up to look like a bush randomly growing under it. But they all stopped hearing Snatcher's yell and looked up. The King Ghost stared at them all for a second before scowling further and lowering his arms to drop Hattie onto her feet and pointing inside of his home. At the same time Mr. Tim dropped the minion and the dweller dropped the old man.
"YOU AND YOU!! GET OUT OF MY HOME AND STOP TOUCHING MY THINGS BEFORE I DEVOUR YOUR SOULS AND LEAVE NOTHING LEFT BUT YOUR SAD EXCUSE FOR FASHION!!" Thor immediately did so, fumbling with the magfifying glass and quickly grabbing his sleeping partner who fell and started cursing a bit being woken from his nap but Thor dragged him away seeing Snatcher float to his home just in time for them to literally fall out and into the small water moat that surrounded it. Snatcher watching annoyed but also amuzed at it. "Now. ALL OF YOU GET THE PECK OUT OF MY FOREST AND DONT EVER COME BACK OR I'LL-"
"They can't!" Snatcher looked over as Hattie bounded over to them as Thor and Oldster dragged themselves out of the water. What did she mean now? "They're stranded here! Your forest is far away from EVERYTHING!!"
"Hmph. That's kinda the point kiddo. I like my privacy. Can't you just take them?"
"No! I don't have my umbrella, and even if I could, you said I can't have strangers on my ship!"
He opened his mouth...but closed his grumbling. He JUST wanted to take it easy for a little bit. "Well what do YOU suggest? I can't teleport them half way across the world, Kid."
She smiled. "Conductor can pick them up!" She then pointed in a direction. "His train runs by your forest everyday, can't you just take them to the train station?"
He rose what would be considered a brow at him and sighed. "Kid. That's three miles away through a part of a desert. You want me to take all these dummies to a train station, through a desert, for three miles?? What's wrong with you doing it?"
"I have to return the you know what that YOU took!" She scowled and crossed her arms.
Oh....That. "Why don't I return it?"
"Fat chance! And you promised you wouldn't touch them anymore remember?" He scowled a bit but she jumped up on the vine and bounded towards him before reaching up and tugging on his hand. "PLEASE!! I promise I'll really, really forgive you!!"
He stilled stared at her with a scowl before groaning. "You're not going to leave me alone until I do it are you?.....Fine, FINE!!" He tugged his hand away from her. "But this talk is NOT over!" He snapped his head to all the other men who jumped at his frown. "ALL RIGHT!! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!! STAND UP!! AND GET MARCHING!! IM PECKING TAKING YOU TO A BLOODY TRAIN STATION AND WE ARE NOT STOPPING UNTIL WE GET THERE!! .....WELL GET GOING!!" He pointed a claw down a dirt path and immediately the group of men got stepping Thor and Oldster tripping over one another to get out of the water.
"I say, I think you grew more cranky than the last time I encountered you. Too bad I couldn't find research a ghost's habitate."
"I can give you a REAL up close view if you want."
"Uh...N-No. Im fine...But pray tell, where is that young fellow and the lovely young lady. We were forced by that little girl with the powerful umbrella to lock the poor dear in a bathroom."
Snatcher scowled further at Vanessa being called a 'poor gal' but Hattie spoke up before he could. "Uh....M-My dad and.....m-mom..." He could see and hear her inwardly cringe. H A R D. At that. "Are fine. T-They were taken back home, a-and my .....'Mom' freaks out a lot."
Thor looked confused but a growl from Snatcher was enough for him to shut up, grab Mr. Oldster, and start dragging him to catch up with the others. Snatcher starting to float behind them, but looked at Hattie one more time. "Go HOME. And stay there until I come back. ....And remember. NO talking about any embarrassing crawling to anyone! That includes Bow and your funny vacuum cleaner." Hattie nodded and Snatcher turned back around to follow the retreating group. "COME ON!! MARCH, MARCH, MARCH!! If you all hurry you might be able to catch the afternoon train run! If not, it makes another round at night! But as soon as you're all at the station Im DONE!! AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU HEAR AGAIN DO YOU UNDERSTAND AND HEAR ME?!"
"Geez, Newbie. What took you and Boss so long?," one of the minions asked tilting her head at her. "Minion Number Twelve's been missing for a long time, but he showed back up with a whole bunch of weirdos and a cat. And then he said the boss told him to keep them here and wait for his orders."
Hattie just shrugged and pulled off her hat. Reaching back inside and pulling out the sparkling hourglass and smiling at it. Time to go home and put this back where it belonged. With the others locked away safely FOREVER!! Holding it up with one hand, she waved bye to the Subconites watching her and felt that same light headed as she vanished from the forest in a flash of blue-white light. A moment later of high sped traveling she landed on firm ground inside a very familiar looking control room inside a very familiar looking ship. Smiling, she looked around the place but didn't see Bow anywhere. Maybe she went back to bed, she did look really tired-
"oW! MY CircUIT BoArD!!," a familiar robotic voice sounded out as she felt something bump against her foot.
She looked down and happily smiled at Rumbi as he went around her. Bending down to pat him a few times, before looking back up towards the vault. Only she knew the code to it and it was in her home language which no one else knew or rea, so that was a plus. One she got close enough, she placed the time piece under one arm and using the other, she used the other to type in strange symbols into the keypad on the bottom of the vault door. It beeped a few times before a giant DING noise came from it and a robotic voice said 'Access Granted. Welcome'. The lock unbolted with a giant click and she grabbed the handle, with a giant grunt, she pulled the heavy duty door open. IT. MADE. A. HUUUUUUUUGE. CREAKING NOISE THAT ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SHIP!! She opened it just enough for her to peek in and smile at the hundreds of sparkling time pieces, all identical to one another and sparkling with that magic sand. Carefully she tossed the small hourglass with all the others and backed out from the door, with another grunt and LOUD creaking noise, it sealed back shut and the lock clicked loudly back in place. To her satisfaction the monitor screen showing the count of hourglasses went from 999 to exactly the even number of 1,000 time pieces accounted for. All safely back inside the vault. With a sigh, she turned back around and made her way back down the ramp. Never thought she'd be so tired in the morning but all she wanted to do right now, was take a long nap on her bed or pillow mountain. But she looked up when the WHOOSH noise of a door opening sounded out, and she blinked seeing Bow walk in towards her. Bow blinked at her for a moment before rushing up to her.
"HATTIE!!" She stopped a few feet in front her giving a worried look. "I heard the vault open! Are you ok?! Where's Snatcher!? Did you get the magic glass thingy back!? Who's that weird but nice lady in your bed room?!"
Hattie blinked at the sudden amount of questions but only blinked and asked one back. "There's a lady in my bedroom?"
"YES!!" Bow threw her hands up. "She said a witch teleported her here and she's been doing nothing but using your blanket and reading your story books for HOURS!!"
She stared blankly at Bow for a long moment, before her memory slapped her in the face and her hands reached up to touch her cheeks for a moment. "OH MY GOSH!! POPPY!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!" Not saying anything else, she ran past Bow who Blinked and quickly ran after her back through the bedroom door and down the long child sized hallway towards the bedroom, once the two girls made out the other side of the door into the bedroom Hattie immediately saw the older woman. Poppy had taken her blanket off the bed and was sitting cross-legged on the soft mattress with it wrapped around her. Her plain black shoes, which were still soaking wet from the celler water, was left by the bed soaking the carpet underneath. In her hands was Hattie's favorite fairytale book 'Starella and the Milky Way Prince' which Poppy was reading but stopped and looked up once the children came in. Hattie immediately ran over to her. "IM SORRY!! I didn't mean to take so long, I swear! "
Poppy immediately held her hands up at the child's distress. "What? No, no. Sweetie, it's ok. Your friend was really nice and gave me some cookies so I think we can call it even." She smiled and Hattie now noticed she had an accent. It sounded similar to Cooking Cat's with her country voice. "But if I may ask, why did you take so long?"
Hattie groaned. "I had to put my time piece back together and then Snatcher had to rescue me from Vanessa, and then we flew REALLY fast, and then I had to convince him to take everyone to the train station and I completely forgot you were here and now I gotta find out what to do-"
Poppy held up her hands again. "Hey, hey. Slow down there. What do you mean train station? And where's your dad?...No. More importantly what sea are we on? Are we near the Nyakuza Islands or something?"
Hattie blinked at her. "No. You're in my space ship. In outer space. I'm an 'alien'....I asked Snatcher what an 'alien' was once, and he said aliens were space travelers...So Im an alien with a space ship!", she stated proudly.
"So....It is true...." She looked around the room for a bit, not sure what to feel. "Aliens do exist...and I really am in...o-o-outer space?" The girls nodded and she shook her head. "I thought your friend here was just playing a game. But.....wow...I guess that would explain the whole, not a witch thing and why your lamp doesn't use a candle....But why were you in the Queen's home? Were you trying to invade our kingdom?"
Hattie rolled her eyes. "Why does everyone keep asking me if Im invading them?...Whatever invading means." She gave Poppy a slightly annoyed look. "No. Snatcher stole a time Piece and broke it, and brought everyone back to life and I had to fix it!"
Poppy blinked again in even more confusion, "What's a....'time peice'?"
"......Maybe I should start from the beginning. " The small child went over and jumped onto the bed beside Poppy and gazed up at her for a moment in thought before sighing. "Ok. Snatcher said Im not supposed to talk to strangers.....But for some reason you look REALLY familiar, so I guess you're not a stranger??" She questioned her own sense for a moment before shaking her head again and smiling. "Well, you see a long time ago, I climbed into this space ship my dead grandpa made for me but my mom hated him because she was supposed to take over being Ceo of Time...Whatever that is, like the rest of my family did, but she said no. And she didn't want me traveling in space because she was really sick and needed me buuuut-....." She looked sideways considering telling her the rest, but for some reason she felt compelled to. I mean, practically everyone on this world already knew of the alien saving them from the crazy blonde kid with the hourglasses, except for Empress and maybe that Captain Walrus guy. SO really what was the harm? "Well I accidentally let all my time pieces fall on this planet and I had to go get them back-"
"What IS a time piece?"
"Oh. They're these magic hourglass things that can control time, but they're too dangerous to use, they also power my ship! I had to fix a LOT of stuff. And then I went home and-......" She again frowned and looked down. Her hands fiddling with the clip of her came. "M-My...mom...wasn't around anymore....I don't know where she went cuz I couldn't find her....But then I realized I was missing some more time pieces!" She looked back up to her after a moment with another little smile. "But that means I got to come back! And then I sunk a ship TOTALLY on accident, fought a whole bunch of crazy cats, OH!! And Snatcher gave me a whole bunch of clothes after I agreed to his death wish contracts! And now he's sort of kinda my dad....Which is COOL!! Cuz who else has a ghost dad!! Even if he is grumpier than Conductor."
"H-Hold on there a little bit, Sugar." Poppy lifted a hand up to her spinning and confused head trying to process this whole story thrown at her. Most of it DIDNT make sense since she still didn't know the most of the story. It sounded more like a story fabricated by a child's imagination like when she used to watch all the children play pretend at the town square while she sold her flowers. "So...L-Let me try to get SOME things straight....Your family is....gone." She didn't want to say dead to upset the child or anything. "And you're an alien?.....Ok. I think I can believe and get THAT part. But these magic hourglasses??" She hoped she was getting that right. She still could barely believe there was such a thing. "Power your ship with magic or something. And you now live here. And your father is a.......ghost??" Hattie nodded. Her father was a.....spirit? "Are you sure you're not a witch? I thought only those with great supernatural power could communicate with spirits and the dead. L-Like the old village fortune teller."
Hattie rose and shook her head. "I don't think so. Cuz everyone can see Snatcher. He's like this big loud mouth and he screams 'FOOOOOOLL!!' a lot, and haunts this forest."
"W-Well, he must be a very powerful ghost to do that. I mean I think he would be, I've never heard of any spirit like that. Or heard any news about cursed hourglasses, or a haunted forest. You must live far away from the Subonit and Subconette Kingdoms." Does that mean the man with the strange brown hair she briefly saw from under the blanket was that ghost? Did she really see and hear a ghost?! Well, she didn't know, he wasn't facing her and she didn't stop to see who he was. She was more worried about escaping before she was locked away again by that weird monster....Speaking of which, how did they get they get past her? How did this CHILD get past her. She still looked at Hattie confused. "How did you get past that shadow monster? I didn't see her anywhere when you rescued me. Does that mean she left the mansion?..ARE THE PEOPLE OK?!"
Hattie blinked and leaned away when Poppy gave her an extremely worried look and to Poppy's added panic and worry shook her tiny head. "They were all ice statues and ghosts. I'm sorry."
"W-WHAT?! N-NO!! NO THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!!" Those hands reached up quickly to grab her pretty red hair, her sharp movements making the storybook tumble out of her lap and onto the floor, both girls blinked at it before giving Poppy worried looks as the older woman took deeper breaths. "H-HOW!? HOW COULD ALL OF THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!"
"Queen Vanessa cursed everyone?" Hattie shrugged. "Im not sure how she did it, but Snatcher says she went really pecking bonkers and cursed everyone to freeze a long time ago."
"....." She slowly looked to her with wide eyes. "....QUEEN Vanessa?! You mean our b-beloved and k-kind queen?! S-Surely you must be mistaken. She's a-always been so nice if not a little strange, are you sure you're not mixing her up?"
The little girl scowled and crossed her arms. "I know a crazy person when I see one! I see LOTS of crazy people all the time. Some are scary crazy like Snatcher or Conductor but they're not THAT bad. But Vanessa is PECKING INSANE!! She tried to freeze me lots of times!"
"B-But....why?" Those blue eyes looked down at her hands unmoving as her brain STILL couldn't believe anything she was being told. She was always a nice person. Her friend, the prince, always said so. Sure she did a LOT of weird and sometimes questionable things, like banning bacon in the kingdom, or practicing hairstyles on her fiancé, but she always looked so happy whenever she saw her. And the children loved her, and so did the Prince who always said nothing but kind things about her. How did she-.....How COULD she? Surely this little alien must've been mistaken. She was from a far away place after all. "H-How....?"
The two little girls exchanged a look before looking at Poppy with pity. "I...I don't really know HOW? Snatcher said her black magic ate her soul up turning her into an ice witch, I think that's what he said. She got really mad because she was jealous I think, and then went crazy and froze everything!!....Well, except for Snatcher's forest. He has really strong fire powers."
"B-But....." She just shook her head. Nothing made ANY sense. "T-This doesn't make ANY sense!! I mean...I didn't think she'd-.....D-Does this mean the one who locked me up was-.....HOW COULD ALL OF THIS HAPPEN IN ONE DAY!?" She gripped her head harder. "SURELY!! N-NO ONE GOT FROZEN THIS FAST!!! I W-WAS FINE THIS MORNING!!"
"No you weren't. You were frozen like everyone else." Innocent confusion was on Hattie's face when Poppy snapped her panicked so confused head to her.
"WHAT?!"
"Snatcher tried to get Vanessa lost by throwing one of my time pieces at her." She crossed her arms and pouted a bit oblivious to the grown woman's panicked face. "There was a lot of frozen people in there for a really long time and came back to life when his wish backfired."
"How long were you in there, Miss?," Bow asked politely looking up at Poppy with a tilted head,
Poppy just sat there blankly for a long moment before shaking her head. "I-I don't remember. I-It must've been at least a D-day or day and a half!! I blacked out for a little bit after it g-got really cold!! All I remember is getting dragged up there by two giant knights, and then......Queen Vanessa..." It was STILL so weird and unbeleivable. She couldn't believe what she was even saying. "Blamed me for committing some kind of treason to the royal family, I can't remember exactly what she said, my memory is too fuzzy, and then I was l-locked upstairs. All I can remember after that is you rescuing me."
A small silence passed among the three girls sitting there, before Bow hummed and rubbed her chin. "You said you knew Vanessa?"
"W-Well...N-No. She never came by my shop, I only saw her once or twice when she visited the village. ....And I guess now as a monster of some kind."....Hattie's eyes suddenly became wide with some kind of realization and again the girls exchanged some kind of look catching her eye. "W-What?....W-Why are you making those faces?"
"You said you were alive before everything froze right?"
"Yes....W-Why?"
"Miss Poppy.....That happened a thousand years ago. You've been frozen for a long time."
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1x10 rewatch
Ok, let’s get back to Walt Longmire: Disaster Boi of S1 and finish this season off with a...something.  Pleading look to the heavens, maybe?  
How do I keep forgetting that Lizzie is a thing, even after our decision to find her some nice Smitten Cowboy to be with?  Holy hell, but why are you still keeping your dead wife’s ashes in the kitchen?  At least you kept Lucian in your fucking truck.  In a coffee can.  What is with you and breakfast beverages??  We all know you need lots of therapy, but this seems like a kind of niche issue.
“Trust me, you don’t, uh, you don’t want that tea.”  Buddy.  
Poor Lizzie.  She really is so nice.  And he’s such a fucking disaster.  “You seem weird,” she says, in reaction to him going bug eyed from having to convince her not to drink his dead wife without her realizing that’s what he was doing.  Sweetie, you have no idea.  And she really does like him.  
This is.  So.  Gloriously awkward.  And Lizzie’s there in her bare feet.  And all we need is for Branch to show up and we’ll have a full house, and aaaaahahaha, Walt is so trying to freeze time with the power of his brain.  Staring off into the Not Here place with his mouth pressed just so...  Awwwww, suffer.
I had forgotten that Ferg was the one who actually did the body work on the Bronco!  Even did the paint work, because that old truck has never looked so good.  I know Omar loaned Walt his truck while the Bronco was “in the shop,” but I like that the writers gave Ferg the skills to do that.
“If anybody... has something they want to say, I suggest you think twice about it.”  We don’t need to say anything; we’re too busy laughing at you.
Oof, and then Lizzie hearing Martha’s voice still on the message greeting.  She’s really quite a good actress.  Lizzie isn’t a terribly subtle character generally, but she gives her these really fine microexpressions that give you occasional glimpses that there is more going on under the surface, and she’s not just an open book.  : (  Making me actually like her and feel bad, not just cringe when she comes on.  Dang iiiiiiiit.
Ok, that does NOT look like Sharpie.  I’m sorry, but that looks like a paint pen or lipstick more than it looks like a Shapie on the dead kid’s forehead.  Even if it were one of the jumbo Sharpies, they don’t write like that, they aren’t that colour on skin, and the thickness of the lines are all off.  Which is not really relevant, but it buuuuugs meeeee.  Pedantic little shit that I am.
Ope, Branch is basically past the angst about Walt not liking him and straight into just giving him nothing but attitude.  Which, while I can hardly blame anyone for giving Walt shit, does get old pretty fast.
Walt, you are So Bad at talking to people, even when it’s for the damn job!  Yeah, it’s fine to have Ferg fill Vic in, but at least acknowledge that she’s there, damn.  Honestly it would have been good for both Vic and Ferg for Walt to tell her to follow Ferg’s lead on this one.  He knows the case, the local history, the players, the situation, and probably more about archery than her, and she could stand to take the reminder that working 5 years in big city homicide still doesn’t make her the senior deputy and that she needs to be ok learning from even Ferg.  Shit, I keep finding more and more reasons to be annoyed at Walt.  Is he even really that good of a sheriff?  I’m shaking the ol’ Magic 8 Ball here, and signs point to frickin’ NO.  Ugh.
Five HUNDRED dollars says that he didn’t check with Mathias before going on the Rez for official police business again.  Jackass.
Can’t really blame Viho for being super bitter.  And Ayasha is so sweet.  This whole family dynamic is so well done.
Aw, Ferg is so excited about the gum wrapper.  “Still minty!”  How are you such a sparklebunny?  Bless.
Detective Falessssss.  His opening line is so great, but uuuuuuuhg, he’s as bad as Walt with his singlemindedness about the case.  
“Talk to Ruby.  She runs my life.”  She runs the department, bucko, and you’d be lost without her!  Lost, I say!  But you treat her like your personal social secretary, and that’s crap.
In Fales’ dubious defense, you were just super weird about that whole encounter.  
Omar!  You creepy little lecherous jackass.  Why am I still fond of you?  It’s really rather galling that I enjoy your character at all, but I doooo.  Thank gods he has the beard now; cleanshaven was just wigging me out.  “Vickie’s never shot before--”  “That is the second-to-last time you will ever call me that.”  And I chortle myself to distraction to the point that I have to rewind to catch the lines that I missed.  With her horrible plans when she gets drunk (I’m still cringing at that flashback of her with Travis) and her obvious thing for older men, I’m honestly kind of surprised she didn’t end up having a deeply regretted something with Omar at some point.  They do have good chemistry in an antagonistic way.  And he does so enjoy tugging her pigtails.  ...ew.  Why is my brain like this?  
“A little bit of practice, even a girl can make that shot.”  Aaaaaaand we’re back to kick him in the nuts.  Not that we ever really left there.  Such a butthead.
Boy oh boy, it sure is great the tone that all these shitty rich white people take saying “Indian.”
“That is what a normal person would do in your situation.”  Henryyyyyy, I love you so much.  Why can’t we spend more time with him in the early seasons?  Why are you drinking a Rainier?  Nooooo, please have better taste in beer than your boyfriend!  You have expensive tastes in bourbon, why can’t you have decent taste in beeeer?
Walt, what is the point of practicing darts when you are FIVE FEET from the board?  Seriously, you’re supposed to be like...  (a google later)  7 feet 9.25 inches away!  That’s...  That’s an oddly specific measurement.  Wtf.  No quickly apparent reason for that specific measure.  Resisting the pull of this particular rabbit hole to continue the ep.  
Aaaah, that’s right, this is still when Walt thinks that Henry may have killed the guy for him.  And BestDad Henry talked to Cady after the blow up about Branch, and he is a wonderful human being.  “It’s really none of your concern.”  Hoooooow dare you.  It is clearly a function of being bffs with that butthead that Henry just smiles (somewhat bitterly) at this instead of tripping him into the bar or shoving his head into the cigarette machine.  (Is that a cigarette machine?  Wtf is that thing with the yellow lit up portion towards the top? [14:05])  
“What a rich inner life you must lead.  From time to time, you should consider sharing some of it with the rest of us.”  The sass!  Swoon.  Henry.  Marry me.  
“I’ve got other problems.”  Buddy, you are other problems.
I wonder how many people/places Ruby just has on speed dial so that she can zoom through her list of “Where the hell is Walt now” to get in touch with him.
Aaaaand we’re back to Branch getting a bit big for his britches.  Whee.  Better fight about it like Big Boys.  Ffs.  “Go ahead.  Give me your best shot.”  ::Pat Benatar starts playing in the background::  Oh holy shit, I wish so damn much that I had any know-how about making vids.  I would be beyond amused by a spoofy hate vid of Walt and Branch being assholes to “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.”  Ooo, oo, or “Hit Me Baby One More Time!”  Aaaahahaha, these fucking losers and their fragile masculinity.  Get rekt.
Children.  Childreeeeen.  Stop it, or you can’t go to Timmy’s birthday party next week.
The irony of Vic being the one who is actually calling them on their shit and getting to do their damn jobs.  Well shit, they actually have a warrant this time.  Will wonders never cease.
Damn, Viho is smart.  Politically savy, pointing out the election coming up.  He’s got the wrong end of the stick this time, but the fact that he’s seen these angles and considered a bunch of things about the consequences already is telling about how smart he is.
Ruby is so pleased to see Henry.  She sounds tired (dealing with Walt and Branch and the sheer volume of bs that is accumulating in that office, no wonder) but still fond.  And the look she gives him.  I love her so much.  She puts up with so much.  And I love Henry continually calling Walt and the department on their shit and just being a dedicated activist for his community.
Fuck right off, Branch.  “Woah.  I know you’re Walt’s friend, Henry, but you don’t have any particular rights here.”  You are sliding into being a full on trashbag of a human being so fast, Brancheroo.  Reminding a young man of his rights and helping him avoid getting railroaded by your biased ass isn’t a bad thing, you rusty wingnut.
Ok, it might not be Glasses!Henry, but cowboy boots!Henry with the glow of righteousness upon him is also quite A Look.
Aaaaahahaha, for once Vic’s unholy yelling saves the day.  Being able to shout over a mass of raucous teens is usually reserved for teachers, camp counselors, and stage managers.  Looool and using detention as the threat.  And then jail.  Heeeh.
This is soooo weeeeeird: I’m starting to genuinely like Lizzie.  She just showed up and I remembered that it’s for dropping off that present, and then Vic is such a butt about it, and this poor lady is just trying to date a guy that she really likes and even gave him about 5 different outs that morning and he pointedly didn’t take any of them and dammit, Lizzie deserves better, too.  Fuck, Walt, you are such a disaster zone.  And Vic is a whole other disaster area that’s looking to, uhhhh, share a border.  Yike.
The present is definitely more Lizzie than it is Walt, with the wrapping and everything, but it’s still a sweet impulse.  AND THEN VIC, who told Walt how many times that he should call her?? gets all up in her business?  Poor Lizzie trying to figure out what the fuck this has to do with Vic or how it is even on the same planet as any of her business.  She does have some issues from her previous marriage, but she owns them.  And her BS meter is actually pretty finely tuned.  Sure picks up on Vic’s awkward boner for Walt in no time flat.  Not that it’s particularly well hidden, damn.
This kid is a rapist and a murderer and The Bad Guy, but at the same time, he is a high school kid, chances are he’s a minor, and Walt is talking to him alone in his office without any parent, much less a lawyer.  What the fuck.  
“Because Ayasha Roundstone told me so,” is a good line, solidly so.  And Walt’s all in The Righteous Hand of Justice mode or whatever, with the gravelly voice and standing over the kid, staring him down.  Effective.  (But where are that kid’s parents?)  Ah, that’s right, his dad is taking a shot at whatshisnoodle to make it look like he’s the killer.
Awww, Cady.  Honey, how long have you been waiting for you FailDad to show up?  Fuck.  Right.  This was how she found out that Martha was murdered.  He lies to her so much.  He manipulates her so much.  He passes all of this off on it being Martha’s wish, but he even acknowledges that Cady had a right to know and he chose not to tell her.  He denies Cady her own agency again and again.  He makes decisions for her without ever giving her a chance to choose for herself, and punishes her when she makes a choice that he doesn’t agree with.
It’s not “protecting” her from the pain.  “Protecting you from the pain,” is not a father’s job; it’s to teach their child how to manage it, help them live through it, and how to grow past it.  You’re damaging her.  Into the suuuuuuun, Walt!  Into the fucking SUN.
But fuuuuuuuuuuuck, her delivery of that same line, “Well, let me relieve you of that burden,” is sooo good.  You done fucked up, buster.  And you just keep fucking up.  I would say in new and exciting ways, but it’s generally in the SAME DAMN WAYS, dammit Walt.
This flashback is really difficult.  
They’re right about that technically being kidnapping, too.  Wyoming  § 6-2-201 specifically includes defining kidnapping as unlawfully confining another person, with the intent to “facilitate the commission of a felony; or Inflict bodily injury on or to terrorize the victim or another,” with unlawful confinement defined as “accomplished (i)  By force, threat or deception; or (ii)  Without the consent of a parent, guardian or other person responsible for the general supervision of an individual who is under the age of fourteen (14) or who is adjudicated incompetent.”  Meaning that not only could Walt charge Jake with the kidnapping of Rich, but also probably of Ayasha, since she was ruled an unreliable witness and would more than likely be legally considered a “mentally incompetent person” according to the states’ legal definitions.  
Not... that I have the Wyoming State Criminal Code downloaded on my computer.  >_> Certainly haven’t skimmed about 80% of it trying to figure out what charges would most make sense to be levied against Jacob at the end so that I don’t have to deal with him going in to a Federal prison on RICO charges.  <_<  Or what Cady probably should have been charged with after that mess with Tate and Catori.  Nnnnnnope.  Sure don’t, didn’t, haven’t. o_o
This is about the only time I can remember there being a legitimate reason for Walt not to have backup.  Since they’re off checking other locations.  Also, damn, that was some classic Old West quickdraw shit, Walt!  Noice!
“Why did you stop me?”  Because you have to testify, you little shit.  HE is not terribly bright.
Ooooooo, somehow I forgot that it was Branch who went to Jacob.  But that makes total sense; I can’t really see Jacob seeking Branch out, but once he walks himself into his office, Jacob will certainly play those new cards for all they’re worth.  Ooooooooo, and the Hotamétaneo’o headdress!  I’d forgotten about Branch seeing it, too!  Nice call back and foreshadowing to finish off S1!
“You will not find a chili cheeseburger of this caliber anywhere in Colorado.”  And now it’s 4:30 in the morning and I want a chili cheeseburger.  Thanks, babe.   Some daaaaaay, I will figure out which is my favourite Henry, but it is not this day, because godsdaaaaamn, the red checked shirt with that vessssst, is *chef kiss* a wonderful thing.   And the director knoooooows it = that pan down Henry’s back as he turns after saying, “I said nothing,” for noooo reason other than to have Henry’s ass on screen.  Seriously.  He says his line, it pans down, we get a primo shot of his jeans, and then it cuts away.  Solely a pan for Henry Butt.  Who directed this, and where do I send the fruit basket?  Dang, it was Nelson McCormick, and this was the only ep of Longmire he directed.  Huh.  In S1, there’s only one repeat director, who did eps 1, 3, and 7.  Interesting.
Focus, kid.  You are less than 3 minutes from the end and you’ve had it paused for over 5 minutes to wander around IMDb.  No wonder it takes you three flipping hours to watch one of these episodes.  What a mess, indeed.
“We all process grief in our own way.”  Buddy.  You have not processed.  You are a human <BUFFERING> screen.  You’re a walking loading symbol.  Walt, he gives you some basic vital statistics on the guy, but...  You haven’t even asked who it was.  Walt, you are so bad at this.  Fffffffff---  And there’s season 1.  lawd.
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#1 - Balcony Love
Characters needed:
Y/N – your name                  
C/N – crush name
BF/N – best friend’s name
F/N2 – friend name 2
F/N3 – friend name 3
F/N4 – friend name 4
E/C – eye color
You also need a lake name ;)
AN:
So I kind of planned for F/n3 and 4 to be the opposite genders of Y/N, but um yeah, if you don’t want to, you don’t have to. ;) Also I feel like this is kinda cliché and cringe worthy but it might different for you guys, so ya.  Anyways, enjoy my first crush imagine I guess? :)
also sorry in advance for whatever grammar mistakes are in there, i was kind of rushing to write this for you guys ;)
P.S. there are quite a few time skips because I was too lazy to fill in the time between each scene :/
word count: 2336 words
warnings: none
A few weeks ago
“My mom said I could only invite a few people with me to our holiday lodge for my birthday party so you can’t tell the others I invited you, okay?” BF/N whispered to me as we walked down the road towards the bus stop after school. So far, today had been a pretty good day for a school day. It was Friday; your crush C/N had smiled at you in class, and now your best friend was inviting you along to a trip for her birthday.
“Who’s going?” I ask, grinning excitedly at her.
“Oh, just you and a few guys.” At this, she winks conspiratorially at me.
“Who, Who?? Tell meeeee please BF/N!” I beg, trying to make puppy dog eyes at her.
“Hmm let’s see.” Tapping her finger against her chin, she looks upwards. “F/N2, you, course, F/N3, F/N4 and… C/N.”
“OH MY GOODNESS BF/N YOU DIDN’T!!” I squeal at her and grab both of her shoulders towards me in a hug. “I can’t believe you! Thank you, thank you, thank you sooo much!”
She grins. “Haha, no problem. After all, you are my best friend, aren’t you?”
 Today
“Arghh I’m going to be so late,” I screeched, frantically rifling through my drawers looking for a spare hair tie. Finally finding one, I ran out of my room and grabbed my bags, stuffing my feet into my sandals. Outside of my house, BF/N and everyone else were waiting for me to get in.
“Honey, are you sure you’ll be ok?” My mom asked, taking a bag from my hand.
“Yeah, of course mom! Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine. It’s only the weekend, anyway.” Finally having accomplished my task of slipping on my shoes, I raced outside, opened the boot to the minivan and stacked my bags inside.
“Bye mom, I’ll see you in two days!” I shouted behind me as I slammed the boot door shut.
“Bye honey. Keep safe okay? I love you.”
“Love you too!” At that, I jumped into the car, strapped on my seat belt, and then we were gone.
Inside the car, it turned out that I was sitting next to C/N at the back, which was also where all the snacks were. “Hey Y/N.” He smiled his heart stopping smile at me, putting one arm behind my chair.
“Oh um, hi C/N,” I grin back at him, flustered as hair falls in front of my face.
 BF/N’s voice fills the small interior of the minivan. “So guys in case you didn’t know or forgot, we are going to my family’s private lodge at lake lake/name. Since it’s about 3 hours away, we’ll swap drivers and rotate every hour.”
“Yes Ma’am!” We all chorus, laughing at each other.
“Also, feel free to pass around the snacks we brought. Don’t just hog it for yourselves!” At this, she mock glares at C/N and me.
“Why would I, BF/N?” I joke. I put up my hands defensively. ”I’m an angel!”
F/N3 snickers. “Yeah right you are.”
F/N4 pipes in. “More like the devil.”
“Hey not funny guys!” I pretend to get shot in the chest and collapse onto the ground as we all laugh.
At the lodge
“Guys!” BF/N yells. “Come on in!” Lugging our bags behind us, we all follow after BF/N into her family’s huge lodge. “So I’ve decided that after we’ve settled in, we should go down to the lake for a swim.” We all cheer. “But before that, first things first. For rooms, all the girls will be sleeping together, the same as the boys. Both rooms are upstairs and have ensuites connected to them.” After you’ve unpacked your stuff, don’t forget to change into swimsuits so that we can swim!”
“Yes, sergeant,” I shout, bringing my hand up to my head in attention. Everyone else just laughs.
As I lug my heavy bag up the stairs to my room, something grabs onto the handle of the suitcase and stops me in my tracks, startling me. “Huh?”
“Just me.” C/N smiles, his straight, ebony white teeth almost glowing. “Can I help with this?”
Fighting off an oncoming blush, I quickly look away from his searching eyes and hand over my bag. “Sure… thanks.” My brain going into overdrive, I scan the walls beside me, hoping that they will give me some pointer tips on how to talk to a crush. Unfortunately to my dismay, they don’t. “So… How did BF/N convince you to come us this trip?” I ask him, my face glowing like hot coals. I have to at least try to make a conversation if I want him. It’s too awkward otherwise. I tell myself, trying to cool down the furnace in the body.
C/N laughs an embarrassed laugh. “You don’t want to know.”
“Come on, tell me please! You’ve got me interested so now you can’t leave me hanging!”
“Ah, well…” He rubs the back of his head, showing off his muscular arm. I’m practically drooling at the sight of him. “BF/N told me you were coming on this trip.” At this, two bright spots appear on his cheeks.
Wait what??? Did he just say he only came because of me? No way. Not possible. No one likes me. He’s probably just trying to be friendly so he can get Isabel or someone.
“Wait what?” confused I turn to face him. “Are you serious?”
“Yeah, I’m definitely serious.” Now he’s grinning
“You better not be joking with me, C/N.”
“I never would. Not about this at least.” I gasp in surprise.
“You suck up!” I say playfully. Inside my head, cogs are spinning and wheels are turning, trying to figure what he means and if he’s actually for real. Could he possibly like me as much as I like him? We stop in front of my door and he puts down my bag. “Well here’s your stop. See you lake.” Smiling softly I say thanks and then close the door and find the sexiest, most revealing swimwear I packed. Just to show off to C/N, of course.
Time skip to the lake
“Okay, kids!” BF/N shouts. “And love birds.” At this, she winks at me and I look away, pretending not to notice. “Today,” she continues, “We’ll be playing hide and seek!” At this, we all groan.  F/N4 whisper yells to BF/N.
“Can’t we play something else? Pretty please?”
“Nope!” She grins her devil’s grin. “We’re going to stick with this. And for this game, someone’s gotta be in, and as the person who’s house you guys are staying in, I think that I should be the one to pick who’s going to be in, so… F/N3! You’re it!” giggling at F/N3′s sigh of dismay and halfhearted protesting, we all swim away, and everyone goes off in two’s except for me. Lucky me. Always the odd one out. Scanning the area, I try to find a good hiding place. In a lake there aren’t that many places to hide except around the edges. Aha! There’s one! I spot a rock jutting out of the water’s edge, and quickly swim over to hide behind it. Not daring to peek out for fear of being found, I stay hidden, unaware of time. How long are they gonna take to find me? They must have forgotten about me. Spinning around, I gasp as I feel soft, warm hands slide around my waist and I find myself pressed up against a hard, muscular wall of some sort. “You’re beautiful, you know that right?” A low, purring voice interrupts my thinking and liquid heat rises up inside my core. C/N.
“What are you doing?” I hiss, embarrassed. “We’re supposed to be playing hide and seek with the others!”
Abruptly, he lets go of me, leaving my skin cold and wet. I shiver and hug my arms to myself as goose bumps rise up on my skin.
“Well they asked me to come find you, since the game finished 3 minutes ago.”
“Oh… right. Thanks” I mumble, unsure of how to actually talk to my crush.
“You look cold. Shall we head back in?” His blue eyes search mine as I avoid his gaze.
“Yeah, let’s. The others are probably getting bored waiting for us anyway.”
We wade through the water around rock. My teeth begin to chatter as we come out into the open. C/N gently touches my shoulders and the molten lava inside me flares up again. We grab our towels off the sand, and with surprising grace, he wraps my towel snugly around my body and then smiles down at me. I smile back, trying to fight off the redness flooding my face.
 Time skip to later that night after dinner
As I’m walking down the hallway to the bathroom to take a shower, C/N comes bounding towards me. “Hey, Y/N!” he looks uncharacteristically nervous, and I smile to myself. “Umm… I was just wondering, do you want to go onto the balcony later tonight with me?” Whattt. That was definitely not what I was expecting.
“S-s-sure.” I stutter out. “I’d love to.” I smile up at him, looking into his E/C colored eyes.
“Great… okay, thanks. See you on the balcony at 11pm?” he blushes, and two tiny red patches appear beneath his eyes.
“Sounds good. See you then.” I curse myself under my breath as I prepare to shower. Did I really have to sound like a recorded phone answering machine? I face palm myself, and my back cringes as I replay that scene in my head. Why couldn’t I just be a little more flirtatious like BF/N or good at speaking with boys like F/N2? Honestly, the only good thing that came out it was that I got asked to go on a date! Oh… wait. It hits me. C/N JUST ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE!!!!!! ahhhhhh!! I scream internally and my brain starts imagining a ton of scenarios.
But first things first, Y/N. I tell myself sternly. You need to actually shower and smell good before you go and meet him.
Time skip to the balcony
I cautiously step onto the balcony, half expecting to not see C/N there. “C/N?” I step out further, and look to the corner of the balcony, breathing the smoky flavor of the night sky into my lungs. There he is! Aww that’s so cute. Before me is a sight to behold. There, I see C/N setting up fluffy blankets on the hard wood of the balcony.
“Y/N! You came!” he stands up and beams at me, gesturing for me to come and sit down. Gingerly, I bend down to my knees and admire his handiwork.
“Wow. This is beautiful, C/N.” I whisper. No one’s ever done this for me before. In front of me is a little wooden table with glowing candles sitting on it. Purple and pink flowers line the edges of the table, their velvet soft petals illuminated by the gentle flickering of the candles. Beside me is what seems like the fluffiest blankets in the world, and I giggle as C/N sits down beside me and tucks the fuzzy blankets around my body, wrapping me up like a burrito.
C/N begins to speak. “So, in case it’s not obvious enough to you, although I doubt it is, Y/N… I like you.” At that, C/N exhales and runs his hand through his hair and my mouth falls open.
“C/N… are you serious?”
“Y/N, I am completely dead serious. I like you… hell, I think I even love you. I’ve liked you for what seems like years, except I’ve been too scared to do anything about. Until now, that is.” C/N looks at me in the eyes.
“C/N…” I whisper, “I’ve liked you ever since I first laid my eyes on you. I’m pretty sure I love you.”
“Y/N, are you sure?”
“Hell yes, I’m sure.” I reply confidently.
In a heartbeat, he grabs my body and gently lays me on the ground, the cool of the hard wooden deck soaking up my warmth, and that combined with his heated kisses on my neck and jaw makes me shudder in delight. I breathe his scent in, swallowing up all his kisses like a fish desperate for water as I groan in ecstasy. I grip his head and thread my fingers through his hair, reveling in the softness. We kiss until we’re drunk on it, filling up the never ending well of passion. Slowly, we shorten our kisses until we’re finished, gulping down deep breaths of air and I stare into his eyes. He traces his rough finger pad around the swell of my kiss swollen lips then whispers, “You are so, so beautiful.”
I blush, ducking out of his touch. “So are you,” I retort. At that, he laughs, a low sexy growling sound that makes my insides quiver. He reaches out for a blanket beside him and wraps it around the two of us, making a little cocoon of safety and warmth just for us. “So Y/N, yes or no? Will you go out with me and be my girlfriend?” C/N asks.
I lie down and burrow my head into the hollow of his neck and smile into his soft skin. “A complete and utter yes.” I whisper.
 AN:
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