#whose to say? :)

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Danny Phantom (and technically optional crossover) Prompt

Imagine, if you will, a not-aging Danny Fenton. There’s about a dozen ways to do this, but in this case—Danny still has a human lifespan, he just looks human (though, I won’t argue against any immortal Dannys). As Fenton, he’s just stuck at fourteen. Phantom, being a ghost whose appearance is based on what he sees himself as, does look older. By this point, he’s probably retired from superheroics—I just find unphased and jaded 18 year old Danny to be hilarious. So, he’s just like ‘I wanna go to college’.

So he does. He just. Always looks 14. His hair grows, he can build muscle, and he can definitely have dark eyes—but otherwise? Short ass 14 year old. He constantly has to prove that yes, he’s the real Danny Fenton, and no, this is not a scam. He eventually has to get meta-specific paperwork filled out—no need for the genetic test if the power is fairly obvious. (Of course, it’s possible to do this AU as not crossover, but then you’ll have to do the legwork of making it less odd that someone has superpowers, and whether that means everyone knows he’s Phantom, which might change some of the issues. It also doesn’t have to be DC, for instance, you could use Marvel or even My Hero Academia—ultimately, up to the writer.)

Anyways, he gets his degree(s), enters the workforce, and by the Ancients is it hard to be taken seriously. Even people who see his paperwork and know for a fact he’s a full fledged adult are just like, aw, poor kid, can’t even reach the top cabinets without stretching or climbing. So, while he could just keep being the most qualified 14-looking-adult, he’s quickly getting sick of it. He can’t even be a school teacher, none of his students will take him seriously! Not even the younger ones, cause even the other teachers aren’t respecting him.

There are about… three options available to him, up to whoever wants to pick up this sort of prompt.

1-he gets into acting or modeling. Or perhaps, stunt acting. And everyone is just a bit unnerved about how absolutely none of the nonsense seems to get to him, and he’s just… a little *too* bendy sometimes. He’d make a great scare actor, if he wasn’t terrible at scaring people.

2-he goes into the work force as Phantom in a cheap wig and terrible contacts. Half the time, he forgets at least one contact. Cue mystery of who the hell this guy is, because, for ONCE, someone actually paid attention to the paperwork and knows that he DOESN’T look like THAT.

3-he tries to get work in a slightly more remote position, where his colleagues are few to none. Of course, that is, until some hero or another such professional has to meet him in person, and gets one hell of a shock about who their expert on the computer has been all this time.

There’s of course the undercurrent of Danny’s experiences as a teen hero, so sometimes absolutely wild situations show up, and his stories are like, super weird. He thinks at least SOME of his experiences must be universal, and they’re… really, really not. The outlandish stories don’t help the whole ‘not taken serious’ thing, but then they turn out to be true. Bonus points to rogues or ghosts showing up to say hi and everyone is like WAS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON?! And Danny’s just like ‘yeah she was a beauty pageant coordinator in my hometown, we kept in touch. I helped put her brother in jail’. As if that did NOT just raise more questions than before.

Of course, use or don’t use what you want (such as, he does keep a public-ish position, or he just goes full villain to prove a point, or even somehow starts working undercover at schools and summer camps for xyz reasons, whether or not the Justice League finds him, what his degree(s) weee even in, etc etc), I just think that Forever Teen Danny stories are interesting.

Basically… it’s reverse Shazam, haha.

#prompt #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #idk if this made sense but I tend to get crossover ideas often. and the phandom is very flexible #this particular one has so many different branches and ways to go that I didn’t even list them all. #go. be free. be wild. surprise me #does he work in tech support in Japan Heroics after either being isekai’d or because American law is so different that he was legally fine? #is he an alternative energy scientist for the Justice league? #does he appear on vogue magazine? #whose to say? #whoever feels like picking this up I guess lmao

[tatya-time]

sneaks Vanadis at her, women

— idv-fifis-toybox ( have i sent her before? if i have, disregard this LOL )

Tatya has finally come out of her room. "Oh hello there! Have we met?"

#whose to say? #idv oc ask blog #identity v ask blog #identity v survivor #identity v oc #idv oc askblog #idv survivor oc #idv ocs #idv ask blog #idv askblog #tatya

[theohnocorral]

Oh? No context?

Believe it or not this is a y/n!

#wow crazy! #fnaf y/n #daycare attendant x reader #daycare attendant au #fnaf sb daycare attendant #fnaf sb au #lol #might scrap #whose to say?

[tallmadgeandtea]

Happy Valen-TURNs Day!

Hello, and Happy Valentine’s! (And happy birthday to me!) For today’s Turn event, here is a little Drabble that fits the “secret relationship” space- which, to be quite honest, is something Benjamin and Elizabeth are very good at. Sometimes. Only sometimes.

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“Major Tallmadge!” She shrieked, but it was already too late- the front door of Greene’s quarters shut, the slam seemingly shaking the entire valley, and he was grabbing her hand, pulling her with him like a relentless captor, but he wasn’t wicked. No, she saw it in his smile, in that charming, irreducible grin, in the shining, sky blue of his eyes, laughing when his mouth couldn’t. It was useless to try and dig her toes in, whirl her head around to see if anyone was watching.

He’d the won race before, so it was only fair to let him have this, right?

Don’t act like you don’t want it either, Elizabeth.

She learned it rather quickly in camp that-

God help her, she loved being reckless.

She closed her eyes for a few brief seconds, intently listening to the sounds in front of her, being her, surrounding them. Birds in the trees. The ever so faint, ever so distant sound of General Greene’s voice in the four walls. Benjamin’s helmet hitting the ground in a careless thud. The swish of her skirts as she flew through the air and landed in his grip- she was higher than the birds, higher than the trees, her heartbeat picking up and taking off like diving off a cliff and learning to fly.

Falling?

She couldn’t fall if he was holding her.

She kept her eyes closed for one more second- he kissed her, tilting her head up to meet his, his hands spread out against her back, pulling her cloak close. She caught his sharp intake, desire passing through all the joy, the laughter. Kissing him was never something she didn’t understand, something she had to learn.

She wanted him to go deeper, wanted him to take off her cloak and lay it on the ground-

Want to let him win, do you?

She opened her eyes.

They were outside Greene’s house, up against the stone wall, the window inches from them. If she moved her hand the wrong way, she’d bang on the glass, ruin everything.

“Benjamin,” she breathed.

“Yes, Elizabeth?” He said, sickeningly, dangerously innocent.

But she didn’t pull away. “We could’ve been seen!”

“Yes,” he answered, going in swiftly for another kiss, his lips on her neck.

She pushed him off, too little, too late. “We’ve got to stop meeting like this.”

He tilted his head, playing the role, practiced ease radiating off him. “How?”

“With you-“ she paused, breaking her stare. “With you flustering me!”

“I enjoy it too much, after a long day’s work.” He somehow stepped closer, his legs spread out to fit through her skirts. “As much as you enjoy being here.”

“That’s impossible,” she whispered. No one loved it here more than she did. “And it should be the other way around,” she added.

“Whatever do you mean, Miss Walker?”

Maybe she wouldn’t let him win.

Not completely.

She reached out, sliding a slim arm past the blue wool, her sleeve brushing his waistcoat until she found the back, the ties underneath her fingertips. “There was a time I was the one who left you flustered.”

Benjamin’s breath caught in his throat, crumbled up like a piece of paper in her fist. “I… I remember it.”

She pouted, blinking, “Do you, Major?”

“Yes.”

“Do you remember following me around like a lovesick boy? Saying my name softly? Escorting me home?”

He smiled. “When did I ever stop?”

She laughed, freeing her other hand, raising it until her grip was around his neck. “Good. I knew you had a perfect memory.”

“Like I could ever forget anything about you, Elizabeth.”

“Take me home, Benjamin.”

The sudden snap of thunder broke the birdsong, her moment of recklessness.

“Sooner rather than later,” she sighed.

#is this good? #whose to say? #but it’s been awhile since I wrote a kiss so #have fun with this! #benjamin tallmadge #elizabeth walker #SS&SP #the summer soldier and the sunshine patriot #turn fic #turn: washington's spies #amanda writes (kind of) #valenturnsday2023 #don’t ask about kissing mechanics. I’ve never been kissed. I’m making it up!

[antagonists--anonymous]

Wait did not realize LITA is about architecture students. Should I (an architecture student) do a shit post review for accuracy of architecture higher education? (What is the ratio of architecture references to the characters just whoring out?)

#love in the air #this could either very funny or not funny at all #whose to say?

[wardenswateringhole]

No-Nut November, eh?

*Contemplates writing the raunchiest smut I can and seeing who survives*

#Wardenspeaks #Wardenspicy #Maybe I will #Maybe I won't #Whose to say?

[charlietheepicwriter7]

The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #c: danny fenton #c: dick grayson #c: jason todd #c: bruce wayne #c: joker #dp x dc prompt #it's ambiguous on purpose but I originally intended for Danny to be deaged? but some people don't like that so it's only implied #Jason hasn't laughed that hard since he died #nightwing is mostly just horrified that he let danny that close to joker to begin with #batman is like “hnn” >:( #why didn't danny escape? its your decision #are his powers not working? #is the joker a ghost he's trying to capture? #is he a hero fanboy who wanted to see the gotham knights in their natural habitat? #whose to say? :)

[d-e-w-p]

So I was screwing around with paints and this lady showed up.

Can't tell if she's shy or horrified tbd

#Ghost #Blue #Paint #Woman #Shy #Horrified #Whose to say?

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[shesnake]

24 hour time loops: not long enough to create or undo anything permanent, crazy-making but often still funny

365 day time loops: the most fucked up shit you could possibly imagine

#the lazarus project #every time I go to rewatch tlp I get stuck on ep 3 because. yeah. but I am pushing through!!!! #much like Janet did one could say (sorry) #disabling reblog because you guys are just independently arriving at ideas for messed up pregnancy scenarios #which is is what this post was originally about - because this post was about the lazarus project and this very thing just not as outright #and it's great to see people get so creative coming up with this stuff independently but also it's just unoriginal and therefore annoying #to me as the person whose notes are being flooded. love and light ❤️

[serious-goose]

ed and stede as innkeepers though would be so funny. because they're both insane. so imagine you show up to the inn and ed answers the door in a kiss the cook apron and tells you all about how he's an innkeeper and not a pirate and sometimes a fisherman and an accountant. and that dinner is at 8 and he hopes you like fish because he's cooking fish for dinner ('again' stede adds curtly). and stede shows you to your room and tells you about all the furniture and art in the place and how 'none of it is stolen, if you were wondering'. and there's a lot of erotic merman art in the gift shop. and the place is quaint but you can't sleep because the owners are having fucking buck wild sex downstairs so it makes it hard to make eye contact with them at breakfast.

#honestly get them on ye olde hotel hell i feel like they would either be the best or worst innkeepers ever #am i writing the fic? who knows... #whose to say #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #gentlebeard #our flag means death #co inkeepers fic #📝 🪿 #co innkeepers

[pangur-and-grim]

not to brag or anything, but my hospital notes have a little compliment

#are they allowed to add mean shit if they don't like you? #like if I were snippy could they say 'Stothers is a trashy ass 30-year old whose bones deserve to snap'?

[starcurtain]

One of my favorite things about the game's writing of Alhaitham and Kaveh:

The basic game text goes out of its way to convince us that the house is Alhaitham's--it is literally called "Alhaitham's Home" even during Kaveh's hangout.

But in-universe, we never see Alhaitham in his house unless Kaveh is there.

Throughout Sumeru's archon quests, we run into Alhaitham practically everywhere: in Port Ormos, in Aaru Village, in the Akademiya, at the Grand Bazaar. But never, despite the fact that the story wants to sell him as a homebody, in his own home. In fact, the only references we have to Alhaitham's house at all throughout the entire lead up of the archon quests are mentions of Kaveh.

Alhaitham doesn't suggest going there, doesn't ever go home himself (at least that we're explicitly told about) until the end of the archon quests, and has no cutscenes in his own house until Kaveh returns from the desert.

Then, all the sudden, Alhaitham literally can't wait to go home and walks off in the middle of a conversation.

From that point on, every time we're permitted to enter Alhaitham's house, in story quests, the hangout, and the event, it's either when he and Kaveh are together or with Kaveh alone.

Even during Alhaitham's birthday skit of all things, they went out of their way to tell us that Alhaitham's home, so of course Kaveh is there:

The map tag tells us the building is Alhaitham's Home, but the story reinforces a different idea:

It's Alhaitham's home when Kaveh is in it.

#genshin impact #haikaveh #kavetham #kaveh #alhaitham #the game really said #we're going to give you an area called Alhaitham's home #but he's never going to be there #except when his roommate is there #so whose house is it really #we have private conversations with Kaveh there #but not Alhaitham lmaooo #I'm not saying Kaveh is 9/10ths of Alhaitham's impulse control #but Kaveh left and Alhaitham said fuck it #I live in the back allies of Port Ormos now #the streets chose me!!

[booasaur]

Venmo @ bcabolitioncollective

[Edit: don't donate anymore, they have enough, as per

]

Incidentally, they also suspended Ilhan Omar's daughter.

Edited on the morning of April 19th to no longer be rebloggable because of the venmo change above

#columbia university #palestine #free palestine #ilhan omar #us politics #as always once you start down this road there are a lot of freedoms you quickly lose #and if one wants to say that ilhan omar's kid shouldn't receive special treatment #lol since when #when have US schools applied equal treatment to politicians' kids #but if they can keep shai davidai who keeps harassing and targeting students #they can keep students whose crime is...organizing very peaceful protests

[walrus150915]

"Ballister..."

"Whose goddamn white baby is that"

#SORRY #JDJAJKRKKEKKWKKDEKKWKSMW #nimona #nimona meme #nimona shitpost #nimona's a white kid adopted by two asian men god save her #im saying this as an asian guy #edit: realized i wrote who's instead of whose #sry english isnt my first language 😭

[thewalrus-said]

One thing that was really driven home for me this season was how much power Crowley has. How much influence.

To recap:

Shax, despite hating him and being his literal replacement, is constantly asking him for advice and help.

Furfur comes to the magic show in 1941 to arrest him and Crowley, like, laughs at him and goes back to sleep. "We shant, this is ridiculous."

In a room (the bookshop) with both Heaven and Hell's top brass, somehow Crowley was in charge of that meeting.

Both Furfur and Saraqael really really wanted him to remember working with them.

The Metatron knew he had to separate Aziraphale from Crowley in order to effectively manipulate him.

Like. He's unafilliated from both Heaven and Hell at this point, everyone (but Aziraphale) hates him, and yet people listen when he talks. People do what he says. It's incredible.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #and then of course there's aziraphale #around whose little finger this powerful and influential demon is completely wrapped #aziraphale says Can I borrow your car and crowley says No and aziraphale says Please 🥺 and crowley says Ugh Fine #aziraphale says Let's dance and Crowley says No and Aziraphale says Please and crowley says Ugh Fine #crowley does the I Was Wrong dance for him #(aziraphale i really don't think you understand what crowley was offering you at the end) #go spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers