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everyday I live in fear what if someone is plagiarizing me and idk it

#jistagrams rants

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ji 😽: yk what we should do

yn: what..

ji 😽: make out rn

yn: .. u srsly need to stop texting me js cus u want a kiss

yn: ur like.... miles away

ji 😽: it is NOT my fault these monsters have me touring around the globe

yn: ur fault u wanted to become a kpop idol

ji 😽: u said "follow ur dreams jisung"

yn: CUS I WAS ONLY SUPPORTING A FRIEND!#;_(??

ji 😽: think this is all your fault cus now I can't even go home and hug u or kiss u

yn: so I should've said "fuck no don't become a kpop idol u loser"

ji 😽: well if the boot fits

yn: im gonna block u goodnight jisung.

ji 😽: wait ft me I wanna show u this stupid dancing cactus

#jistagrams rants #kpop #kpop smut #nct imagines #nct x reader #nct jisung #nct dream jisung #jisung smut #jisung x reader #park jisung #nct dream smut #nct dream

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a gentle reminder to be nice to the writers online 🫶🏼

#REAL

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YOU HAVE A KID!? HELLO!?

yea a mean one 😢

#jistagrams rants #jistagrams answers

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my kid is so mean, what did I do to deserve this hate from her. picked her up from daycare and all she said to me was "u look wonky" ok? Next time ill make sure ur dad gets u 😒

#jistagrams rants #someone save me from my bully

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hiii! just wondering are you black?

I'm actually mixed 😭 black & hispanic

#jistagrams rants #jistagrams answers #i dont think ive ever said anything abt this...pretty sure somwone asked if i was Hispanic and i was like yes queen

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Anton loved touching you so much, would always have you next to him. Always kissing and hugging you while you talked, doesn't matter if your friends are near or not. "chanyoung, wait were in public??" you whispered to him in his ear, he was kissing your neck. softly sucking purple spots right below your ear, putting one hand under your shirt, "lee chanyoung." you whispered yelled pulling his hand from under your shirt, he pulled away from you. His hands finding comfort on your hips, wrapping his arms around you. "wasn't even doing anything" he whined softly, voice barley being able to hear. "basically making out with me at a friends house" you say, running your hands through his hair. "they left to get some food.." he replied, locking eyes with him. you feel your cheeks getting red so you look away from him, he gives you a toothy smile before holding your face. "don't shy away baby" he smiles at you, kissing your forehead softly. Anton just loves touching you. Anton just loves you. <3

#jistagrams rants #kpop #kpop smut #riize anton #anton silly #anton #kicking my feet at this #guys #riize chanyoung

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Nerdy jisung..... def would be sitting in his car listening to some rnb singer like frank ocean or sza, talking to eachother as the music hums in the background, car was barley dirty. Looks way to clean to be owned by some 22 year old in college, little do you know he had taken it to get washed and cleaned the day before you guys hung out. you both went on random subjects, but he can't get one thing out of his head. that thing was your stupid little dress you had on, sure u wanted to look all pretty for some nerd you had seen in the book store looking at some kid reading level Lego book. Thought he was cute so you asked him on a date, 4 weeks later and 6 dates here you are. Talking to jisung who won't take it a step further cause he wants to move "slow". Right he wants to move slow. So why is he thinking about how sweet you taste, or how pretty your moans would be. He's thought every disgusting thing you could imagine, he's thought about you in the shower as his whines fill up the room, thought about you right before bed as he opened up his photos and scrolled to your very own album that lies in his phone, labeled "💗" cute you had thought when you had saw it on his phone while he sheepishly went on Instagram once you saw it, little did you know he used all the e pictures of you together to get off to when he's alone at night, when you spent the night just that one time because it was raining, he held back every fiber in his body to not quickly run to the bathroom to drop his load. Anyways. Back to your dress. Too short, wayyyy to short for jisung to act like he doesn't even realize. what you realized was him spaced out, "you good ji?" your soft voiced brought him back to reality, "uhm yea, was just thinking" he shyly says as red fills his cheeks. "u sure? Kinda look like a tomato" you teased softly, uncrossing your legs immediately jisung notices, one more move and im gonna lose it. He was right, once you let out a soft sigh while stretching he couldn't be silent anymore, 4 weeks was surely enough...right? "yn, I can't hold myself back anymore please let me touch you" he whined unbuckling his seatbelt, you smile and laugh softly, unbuckling yours soon after. "was hoping you'd say something, wore this dress to get you to fuck me" you smile, sliding over onto his lap mid sentence, "fuckkkkk, it definitely worked cus there's no way your leaving my car without me getting to fuck the living shit out of u" he says while holding your hips down, "always thought of u as a lil virgin loser" you whined softly when he started moving his hips up. "May look like one, but trust me baby i definitely know what I'm doing" he plants hickeys on your neck, sliding your panties to the side as you unzip his pants.

"I know damn well jisung didn't give you all of those hickeys"

"you'd be surprised what that man has done."

"....what?"

"js know he definitely isn't a nerd."

#jistagrams rants #kpop #kpop smut #jistagrams answers #nct imagines #nct x reader #RAHHHHHHH NERD JISUNG #nct dream smut #jisung smut #had this thought while watching doctor slump...how? idk dont ask me

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more bf gamer hyuck!#!$!$))"! fem reader

hyuck is definitely the type to be like "cmere baby" motioning towards his lap, while playing a game of cod (call of duty) silently cursing under his breath after losing another round, when u finally sit down on his lap he's all like "nothing's finna happen, I'm not even horny" while he's kissing all up on you, holding ur waist, making you move a lil on his lap. "U sure u aren't?" you tease at him knowing how it's gonna end up, he hums after he gets his hands under ur shirt and bra, thinking if he should js take both off. "gonna lock in on fort, can't be bothered with fucking rn" he says as he loads in on Fortnite, inviting all of his friends to his lobby. he finally makes the decision and just takes your bra off, leaving the shirt on but lifted up. "definitely can't be bothered" you mumble as you kiss his neck, "bro. get off the mic with ur freaky ass" johnnys voice rings through his headphones. "this is why we don't play with u, always tryna fuck while playing" jaehyun adds to the teasing.

#jistagrams rants #kpop #kpop smut #nct imagines #nct x reader #nct smut #jaehyun #johnny #haechan #i want hyuck so nad #bad

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u guys ever see a member x member fanfic and ur day is immediately ruined like idk how to explain it, why are u shipping beomgyu with yeonjun rn pls be srs ☹️

#do member x member readers folloe me.. #jistagrams rants #im genuinely curious #like jisung snd jaehyun tho?? #anyways #my head hurts like did someone throw a brick at my head.

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i hate my life.

#i have work at 6 holy sjit someone make working illegal #jistagrams rants

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isnt jisung like this when mark says something in english 😆

I'm pretty sure lolol

#i havent watched something from nct in so long #they could all be blonde and i wouldnt know #jistagrams rants #jistagrams answers

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earlier today I told bf I would eat him out over text. I meant rat him out. Did I ever change that spelling error? No. He probably still thinks I meant I'ma eat him out

#jistagrams rants #like why is my ohone tryna make me get freaky with my man #anyways #its 3am #no work tmr

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jisung is def the type to date a foreigner and repeat everything they say in their language 😭😭 like for example they speak spanish, he's definitely gonna text u talking abt "my vatos are coming" "ur HUH."

#jistagrams rants #random thought i had #cus this is me when my bf speaks his native language #nct dream jisung #jisung x reader #nct jisung

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taeyong is BALD.

#jistagrams rants #hyuck rub his head and grant some wishes

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taeyong is BALD.

#jistagrams rants #hyuck rub his head and grant some wishes

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lowkey jus wanna piss off huening and bother him while he’s on his gaming chair while being on his lap like yes! (he can fuck me after if he wants)

Omgmwndjxh he would let u sit on his lap without thinking anything abt it since u love being near him, after u moving a lil too much he would get slightly annoyed, wondering why ur moving so much while he's trying to grind on his game. "Baby, stop moving" he mumbled while holding ur hips down, "I'm not doing anything" u lie to him, grinding down on him a little harder making him whine. "y/n I'm so serious" he sighs softly in ur ear, "mm, seems like you like it though?" u tease him softly. He rolls his eyes at you, pausing the game and taking his headset off, "wanna keep annoying me baby? make urself useful, get on your knees and open your fucking mouth"

#jistagrams rants #kpop #kpop smut #jistagrams answers #stan txt #txt reader #txt smut #txt huening kai #this is lowk so bad sorry 💔