#where i dont go 'cat knows lasagna. love it!'
Text
I can hear this picture
#there hasnt been a day that's passed since ive seen this scene#where i dont go 'cat knows lasagna. love it!'#at least once a day#but usually more#after i first heard it#i said it on repeat for like 2 days straight#my fave echolalia phrase yet#i cry laughing every time i see this#i love him so much hes succcchhhh a baby girl
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
OOOO WAIT FOR THE OC ASK GAME BASED ON ACTUAL STORY STUFF:
2 for both characters and world, 1 for plot, and 3 for meta :DDDD (you dont have to do all of these LMAOOO)
What do the characters look/dress like?
The story takes place in early 2010s, as everyone is around their mid to early 20s. Bing's the oldest so they'd be about 30 now?? I think?? Everyone has their own style, but it does strictly follow 2000s fashion cuz of their age! Like an idiot, I've never bothered drawing character sheets as no character has set clothing.. but I can boards I created for a general idea of what they'd wear!
Bing;
Warm, heavy clothing you'd almost consider for mountain wear. Thick boots, lots of flannel. Not exactly a very fashionable person, but they get by with what they got.
Salem;
Modest, loose fitting dresses. Doesn't like wearing pants simply because they feel uncomfortably tight (no matter how baggy). Very much spring esc type wear due to the southern heat.
Samuel;
More retro esc clothes leaning closer to the 80s! Considerably, childish t-shirts paired with the shortest shorts. The football jock!
Stanley;
Lots of sports jackets & shoes like Nike & Adidas. While it seems like his clothes are name-brand most of them are from Goodwill or fakes lol.
What are the visuals/aesthetics of this story?
I actually have a Pinterest board made that shows off the general aesthetic :D
What is the plot of this story?
Around '07, a car was found totalled near the outskirts of Columbia, SC. The vehicle was in such disarray that it looked almost as though it had been warped into the tree it had collided into. Branches protruded out of it's windshield, as glass laid upon the forest floor. Only one of the victim's was known to be conscious, later confirmed to be the driver, who for whatever reason had not called for help. It was presumed they had sat there instead, in a state of shock, until help arrived. In sheer terror, they stared, watching the life bleed out of their passenger's eyes.. Listening to the gurgling sobs, as his jaw lay slack. 4 hours. They did nothing for 4 hours.
They never came to his funeral.
Time did nothing but further erod his sister's mind; a shell of a woman was all she was. Yet with time can prosperity, as that husk became something more. A solution. Justice.
How does the medium inform the storytelling?
I HAVE... NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS.. if it's regarding how the story is being told, I don't really know? as much as I love this story, I don't know if I have the full capability to write or produce the high level content I want to make. I would love to turn it into an actual ARG but, to be honest, I don't think I have the time or talent to pull that off :(
the most I think I can do is just Tumblr rambles, tbh, as nothing I produce will properly match what is going on inside my brain. hey, maybe I might bring the game back? (most likely not BUTT it's a nice thought). The best way I can explain how I'd LIKE for the ARG would be similar to lasagna cat? or the DAD arg. Like, I don't exactly enjoy up front analog horror. I want to create something where when you first watch it it's like, "wtf was that?" yk??? Similar to to Jack Stauber's content, I want it to be weird/unnerving but not on purpose. It's something you really have to go digging for story telling content. It's not supposed to make sense as it's all content directly from a woman who is slowly losing her mind.
ALSO IK NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS, but I figured since I've never exactly.. discussed this that it'd be good to go ahead and add plot 5
What are these characters relationships to each other?
Salem & Stanley are infact siblings! Along with that, Bing is Samuel's older, albeit adopted, sibling. Despite being the oldest, Bing has always had a close connection with their brother's friends, whom he met in highschool. They were always seen as the "mature" role model. Finally, Salem & Bing could technically count as partners , or even exes, as they have pending feelings for each other for a while. However, neither of them really admit to that.. The most you could say they are is a situationship who have hooked up in the past.
#also yes Bing is Catholic which is sorta important and I can explain!!#TW FOR THE GRAPHIC PLOT SHIT. stanleys jaw was knocked CLEAN OFF#;ocs
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
if ur listing headcanons what about pv and almond family headcanons. I mean I already know most of it but I think there should be a comprehensive post explaining it all
shit okay this one is gonna be a Doozy
i cant rlly compile them into a list so im just gonna explain things . First is the more serious side
almond is pvs son ! biological son! this came out of a crack fic and then i decided that it is so canon and true . (to clarify i know this in no way is canon but my fanon is silly and i can do wharever the fuck i want)
his mom, hazelnut cookie (my oc) met and married pv and almond was born,, thing is she lives in parfaedia as a detective/wizard and she doesnt want to quit her job to be queen So she takes almond (pv is too busy to really take care of him all too well) and they agree to visit pv every week or so but i dont rlly feel like explaibing in detail rn tbh basically hazelnut and pv drift apart and get divorced and almond sees his dad less and less . And kind of starts to hate him more because when he DOES visit pv is too busy to really spend any quality time with him like things always seem to come up at the worst of times plus hazelnut likes to talk shit about the kingdom sometimes so almond doesnt like his father very much.
For his 21st birthday they went to the pv kingdom to celebrate and it was just . An overwhelming disaster and thats also the reason why almond doesnt drink ! shortly after his mom died thanks to a parfaedia institute student named blueberry scone cookie (another oc) and pv Tried to help by inviting him to the kingdom to live but his letter just made almond furious and he ripped it into shreds and hasnt seen pv since . Pv disappeared after the dark flour war soon after so it wojldnt have helped much anyways
ok now for the joke part
the day before almond was born pv had a dream and garfield the cat told him that the next day he would have a child on the garfield dark ride who would come out as transmasc later in their life (almond is afab CRY ABOUT IT) and then he wakes up in a cold sweat and tells hazelnut about his dream
thr next morning they go to oncel3rland and bring the easy bakr oven onto the garfield dark ride (cookie sex does not exist in my universe) and almond cookie is born !!!! pv wants to name him garfield but hazelnut threatened divorce so instead they went with Almond J. Cookie (almond jon cookie)
pv just starts refferijg to almond as a guy from day one and it pisses hazelnut off so bad until he comes out in the child switch room in the mummy ride at universal studios and also all of the ancients still call him garfield becquse pv insists thats his name . Now anything garfield related gives almond traumatic flashbacks and he will explode into tears at the sight of an orange lasagna loving cat
almond is the garfield prophet for the garphecy
walnut is called garfield ii by the ancients
and then he dies on silver bullet at knotts berry farm after his seatbelt comes off on the ride . Have a nice day
(based off of my own experience where my seatbelt came off during the ride)
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Incorrect Quotes 3
Sorry for not updating in a while, anyway, Merry Christmas! Heres Incorrect Quotes 3!
Ships:
Crossmare
Errorink
Dustberry
Scifell
Horrorlust
Driller/Kreme
Afterdeath
Fandom: Undertale AU’s
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: I'd like to address Ink's annoying personal habits.
Ink: Oh my God! What personal habits?
Blue: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
Ink: And for punching me in the face?
Dream: No, you definitely deserved that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: It's a good thing I still have this sexy cat costume!
Blue: I really don't think you were the target audience for that costume.
Lust: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: I made tea.
Ink: I don't want tea.
Blue: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ink: Then why are you telling me?
Blue: It's a conversation starter.
Ink: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Blue: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: Am I cool or what?
Geno: What.
Ink: I said, am I cool or-
Geno: Yeah, I heard you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: You go big or you go home. And you don’t seem like the kind of person that goes home.
Cross: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: Those pants look great, and I bet they’d look even better on Horror’s floor.
Horror: Are you hitting on Lust... for me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
Dream: Aw. I did not know that.
Killer: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you."
Dream: Okay, that seems unnecessary.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: We're going mattress shopping.
Dust: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
Blue: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
Dust:
Blue: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: Uh oh.
Fell: What?
Blue: Somebody's in love.
Fell: Yeah, right. I just think Sci’s cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
Fell, later that night: shit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream: You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch him on his birthday.
Blue: I think Dream has a point. You can see it another day.
Ink: But someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil Error's birthday for me. Surprise, he's even older. Who saw that coming?
Dream: Aww, that's nice. Put that on his cake.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: We're lost.
Horror: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"
Dust: We're not totally lost. We're still in Waterfall.
Killer: You said this was a shortcut.
Dust: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Dust do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: Nightmare, I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: How do you keep your pants up when battling? Its incredible!
Error:
Error: belt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: Nightmare!! Theres an ugly monster under my bed!
Killer (who is on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed): Alright. Screw you too!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream: You took so long in the shower!
Ink: Yeah sorry, I was at a concert.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: Holy crap, you’re so violent-
Error: Yeah, but i'm short so it's adorable.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nightmare: I scared them again didn’t I?
Cross: They’re terrified of you-
Nightmare:
Nightmare: That makes me so happy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: Error?
Error: What?
Ink: You kicked me in your sleep!
Error: ….who said I was asleep?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horror: Why would you give Dust a knife?!
Killer: He felt unsafe.
Horror: Well now I feel unsafe!
Killer: …...would you like a knife as-well?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Error: Okay, lets stop using the term ‘butt-hurt’. We are adults not 12 year olds.
Cross: You sound fannytroubled.
Ink: A little bootybothered if you asked me.
Dust: Someones having a tushytantrum
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nightmare: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SONS?!
Nightmare: OH GOD HORROR!
Nightmare: THAT MOTHERS ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN-
Nightmare: DUST!
Nightmare: I CAN SEE EVERY EQUATION!!
Nightmare: Excuse me ma’am?! Have you seen my sons?! They’re about this tall- all clearly gay but we havent had the talk.
Nightmare: KILLER ARE YOU IN THERE?!
Nightmare: *kicks down trash can violently*
Error:
Error: Cross control your boyfriend jesus-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Enjoy some quotes from Disney/Nickelodeon Shows!: (I uh- also added some cusswords lol-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: I'M PREGNANT-
Killer: You’re not pregnant!
Horror: Wait- who’s pregnant?!
Dust: ME!
Horror: Congratulations!
Killer: He’s not pregnant!
Dust: Easy Killz! I’m with child-!
Killer: You’re not with child!
Horror: I’m gonna be an uncle!!!
Killer: YOU’RE NOT GONNA BE AN UNCLE!
Horror: Then who’s gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike?!
Error: Calm down Dust! You’re not pregnant.
Dust: Then why am I so moody and nauseous?!
Dust: I think it's the morning sickness!
Error: ...Dust…
Error: you’re a boy.
Dust: ...oh yeah-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sci: Sorry, but the convertants of air streams coming from the vents are creating a dangerous draft on the guest chair.
Blue: Alright...but if I catch a cold and start coughing and sneezing uncontrollably it will be on you. LITERALLY-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: Ink! Geno! Please..! Violence is never the solution-
Blue: *gets hit in the face by a pillow and falls down*
Blue: HECK WITH THE NON-VIOLENCE..! I AM ON YOU LIKE STRIPES ON A TIGER-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: *snoring on the couch*
Nightmare: Awww- he fell asleep mid clean! I’ll wake him.
Nightmare: KILLER!!!!
Killer: AHH! *sprays cleaning spray on Nightmare’s face*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: Who took all my scarfs?! I need them for tomorrow--
Dust swinging on a rope made out of cross’s scarfs: *doing a tarzan yell and crashing into the kitchen*
Dust coming out of the kitchen with spoons forks and knifes on him: Now that was awesome!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sci: Well...I brought a book you could read-
Ink: NOOOOOOOOO- *runs away*
Sci: Too easy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: I'm a hugger!!!!
Dust: I'M A HUGGIE-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: I did not see that coming.
Killer: *gets smacked in the arm by a drone* OW!
Nightmare: Apparently you don't see a lot of things coming.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horror: ...what's that?
A random stranger: It's lasagna… and it's for a Christmas Party I’m going to.
Horror: We could have a party right now-!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: What are you all getting Nightmare for his birthday?
Killer: A slightly used lip balm.
Dust: A free hug.
Error: My profound admiration.
Horror: *picks up salt shaker* This salt shaker.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: Oh, this is my chum bucket! I’m going to catch a giant squid and tame it!
Dream: ...you’re a weird kid.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lust: Now all we have to do is wait for the guests to show up!
Lust:
Blue:
Lust: Oh...we forgot to invite people….
Blue: Yup, sure did-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nightmare: Its not like anybody died…!
Dream: We haven't seen the rest of the tape…..
Nightmare:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: IS THAT A TATTOO?!
Killer while rubbing Dust’s arm: COME OFF COME OFF COME OFF!!!
Dust: Hey! The only thing coming off is my arm!
Killer: What am I going to tell Nightmare?! Oh….oh! I got it! We’ll just cut off your arm!
Cross: Good idea! Because that's easier to explain then a tattoo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horror and Dust: *battling with pool noodles*
Blue laying on the ground: HALT!
Horror and Dust: …?
Blue: Does anyone have a pillow? This ground is really hard!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: Nightmare can you do me a big favor…?
Nightmare: You need a handsome man to go with you to the reunion? No problem...I’ll do it!
Killer: I meant to see if you could call one of your friends or your brother but uh-
Nightmare: *death stare*
Killer: okay...you’ll do-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: Two days to learn a language?
Dust: I got some spanish for ya! No way Jose- haha!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: And I’m sorry I said he was my favorite-
Horror: It's alright Dad! To be honest, I always preferred Nightmare.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream: I know there is still some good left in you!
Nightmare: No there isn’t-! Wait.
Nightmare: *visibly cringing*
Nightmare referring to Passive Night: Agrh! There's still a piece of good. DARN IT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: *pretends to yawn to sling his arm over Blue to dim the lights*
Dust: Do you mind?
Blue: Not at all. While we’re at it.
Blue: *throws one of Error’s puppets at the radio to play some convenient romantic music*
Blue and Dust: *about to kiss on the couch*
Horror in the kitchen doorway: *holding a glass of milk* What are you doing?
Blue and Dust: AH! HORROR!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: What are you saying? That I’m dumb?!
Error: Well- no… you’re just not very….thinky.
Ink: Thinky? Why did you say that?!
Error: Because Geno told me I cant call you dumb.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream: Hey Killer? Can you get me some punch?
Killer: Sure, I’ll be right back.
Passive Nightmare: Cross? Can you get me some punch too?
Cross: What? Your feet dont work?
Passive:
Cross: Ice or no ice…?
Passive: Surprise me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nightmare: If you all want your phones….
Nightmare: *shows box of phones* They’re right here.
Blue:
Dream:
Horror:
Dust:
Killer:
Ink:
Blue visibly shaking:
Dream: Blue…
Blue starts vibrating a bit:
Dream: Blue.
Blue starts vibrating:
Dream: BluE-
Blue: *war scream*
Everyone except Nightmare and Blue: OH SHIT-
Blue: I NEED MY PHONE- *starts running at nightmare*
Everyone else: BLUE NO *tries to restrain Blue*
Blue screaming: *kicks Ink in the stomach causing him to fall backwards*
Dust and Horror screaming: *trying to hold Blues legs and arms*
Blue still screaming: *elbows Horror in the ribs*
Horror letting go of Blue: OW!!
Dust accidentally lets his grip loosen on Blue: HOLY SHIT! HORROR?!
Blue who is still screaming: *pushing Dust to the ground and running at the box* I NEED MY PHONE-
Killer: *tackles Blue*
Dream: *helping Killer restrain Blue*
Ink: *confused screaming*
Nightmare: *laughing*
Blue: *flips over also flipping over Killer and kicking him in the chest*
Killer: FUCK! *rolls over and clutches onto his chest*
Dream: HOLY CRAP BLUE CALM DOWN- *grabs onto both of Blue’s arms*
Blue screaming and kicks Dream in the shin: I NEED MY PHONE-
Dream: *falls down grabbing his shin* MOTHER FU-
Blue running and grabbing the box of phones: GIVE ME MY PHONE-
Ink trying to grab hold of Blue: BLUE WAIT-
Blue screaming and hits Ink in the face with the box: AHHH
Everyone else except Ink: *charging at Blue*
Blue grabs phone from out of the box: I GOT IT I GOT IT-
Horror: *hoists up a screaming Blue in the air*
Dust: *grabbing Blue from the thighs lifting him up even more*
Killer: *grabbing Blue’s phone from his hands*
Blue: NOOOOOO-
Killer: *puts Blue’s phone in the box*
Blue screaming and squirming: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ink: *grabbing a chair*
Dream: *helping Dust and Horror restrain Blue*
Blue: *flipping around screaming and kicking*
Nightmare: *still laughing*
Everyone: *sets Blue down on the chair Ink grabbed*
Dream, Horror, and Dust: *holding Blue down on the chair and shushing him*
Blue: *calms down*
Ink: Holy shit...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Here are more incorrect quotes:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: Hey do you want to- stop screaming, its just me- do you want to watch a movie with me?
Dream: I'M IN THE SHOWER-
Killer: Okay well when you’re done with that do you want to watch a movie with me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
F!Frisk: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.
Blue: I don't feel like you can fight because you are in a wedding dress. But for what it's worth, I don't think Ink could fight in that dress either.
Ink: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Classic banging on the closet door: Fell! Open up!
Fell: Well, it all started when I was born-
Classic: No I meant-
Blue: Shh....let him finish.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: *sneaking in through the window at 2am*
Nightmare *flicking on the light and turning around in his chair*: So, Where were you?
Dust: I-I was with Cross!
Cross *turning around in his chair*: Wanna try again..?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Epic: Bruh, I want to give you the whole world but like...I only have 20 bucks.
Cross: Dude, come here.
Epic: *moves closer*
Cross: *hugs him*
Cross: I don't have any money but I got the world right here in my arms.
Epic: B r u h...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: How high was I last night?
Dream: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue to Ink: What time is it...?
Ink: Don't know. Hand me that flute and I'll find out
*Ink plays the flute*
Dream: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT 2 AM?!
Ink: It's 2am
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross doing a CROSS-word puzzle: I need a 9 letter word for disappointment....
Ink: Nightmare.
Dream and Cross slowly rising from their seats: Are you ready to fucking die..?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: How do Horror and Dust get out of these messes?
Killer: They don't. They just make a bigger mess to cancel out the first one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Passive Nightmare: Do I want to be feared or loved? Easy.
Passive: Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Cross under his breath: Then I'm fucking terrified.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.
Blue: You can't cancel a holiday.
Ink: Keep it up, Blue, and you'll lose New Year's.
Blue: What does that mean?
Ink: Dream, take New Year's away from Blue.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lust: okay so the gingerbread house instructions say to be very delicate-
Sci: *holding power drill* DELICACY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: I can't believe you and Horror broke the bed last night.
Dust: It must have been wild.
Lust: Haha... Yeah...
[Last Night]
Lust: Bet 35G you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Horror: Try me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: Hey ya'll. So, I know I'm the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don't know what the fuck is going on.
The Bad Guys: Agreed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Sets kitchen on fire]
Dust: shit- we need an adult.
Horror: You ARE an adult!
Dust looking extremely terrified: oh...oh fuck.
Horror: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. QUICK GO GET KILLER!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nightmare: It's hard being the leader of the bad guys sometimes, but I love them all and that's all what matters-
Horror: Nightmare! Me, Fell, Dust, Killer, and Lust tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and we broke everything....
Nightmare: [inhales]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: You need a hobby Dust.
Dust: I already have a hobby Killer.
Killer: How many times do I have to tell you stalking Blue is not a hobby.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Error: Ink? Why are you on top of the fridge?
Ink: Can I not be wherever I want?! Maybe I like it up here!
Error:
Error: Wheres the spider?
Ink, quietly: Underneath the table...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: I have come up with a three-step plan to get Nightmare to marry you!
Cross: Okay...Im listening....
Dust: Step one! Get him to play truth or dare.
Cross: Never mind please stop.
Dust: Step two! Wait for him to pick dare.
Cross: Dust. I swear.
Dust: Step three! Dare him to marry you.
Cross: God damn it.
Horror from another room: IT MIGHT WORK!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Killer: Synonyms are weird. Because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Blue: My favorite is 'butt-dial' vs 'booty call'
Sci: It's called connotation
Lust: Also, 'forgive me father for I have sinned'
Lust winking at horror: Vs 'sorry daddy, I've been naughty'
Horror whose face is now completely red: I-
Nightmare: Congrats! Language has officially been canceled.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream, joking: I should have Killer kill you for that
Killer from another room: who?
Dream: Oh no its okay, I was kidding around-
Killer, walking in, with a hammer and knife in both hands: No, is he bothering you?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Classic teaching Fell how to drive: Alright, you see Dust walking in the middle of the road. What do you hit?
Fell: ...oh definitely Dust.
Classic: The brakes Fell! You hit the brakes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: Quick! Take my hand!
Blue: *grabs Dusts hand* Now what?
Dust: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross upset: I hate you guys and I'm never talking to a single one of you ever again!
[10 minutes later]
Cross kissing everyone's forehead: Goodnight Horror, Goodnight Lust, Goodnight Dust, Goodnight Killer, Goodnight Error.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue: Psst! Error!
Error: what?
Blue: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Error: Blue... you know I'm not really a jewerly person...
Blue: Oh. Its okay! You dont have to wear it-
Error: No. I'm going to wear it forever back off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: Me and Killer get along fine! Right Killz?
Killer: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cross: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Horror: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.
Cross sobbing a little: THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS HORROR-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reaper: Hey bitches!!! I've got starbuckssss-
Dust: YAY!!!
Error: FUCK YEAH-
Lust: AWESOME!
Nightmare: Reaper...please...its 3 am in the morning....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream: Are you a cuddler?
Killer: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION- yeah I'm a cuddler.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Classic: Dont talk to me.
Papyrus: What happened brother?
Classic: I went and joined a Sans look-alike contest...
Classic: AND LOST-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dream: Sibling relationships are weird.
Dream: Like, I'd give Nightmare my spine but no way is he borrowing my charger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: Whats it like dating Nightmare?
Cross: One timeI asked him for water while he was still mad at me, and he brought be a full glass of ice and said "wait".
Dust:
Cross:
Cross: I love him-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dust: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Killer: What baby?
Dust: Me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ink: I hate it when people ask me "whats the stupidest thing you've done?" Like bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nightmare: If someone ever kidnapped you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the earth so I could kill them.
Cross: If you asked I would literally kill everyone in this room with no hesitation.
Dream [A little terrified and disturbed]: You know this is not what normal couples say to each other right...?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Geno: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick?
Sci: One wishes to acquaint your facial features in a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Lust shedding a fake tear: Thats the most beautiful thing I've ever heard....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue, opening a Capri-sun: Guess I'll just drink my sorrows away.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry if I posted a quote twice-
#crossmare#errorink#dustberry#passivecrossmare#Nightmare sans#dream sans#driller#kreme#dreamxkiller#nightmarexcross#dustxswap#murder sans#bloodlust#horrorlust#horrorsans#lustsans#horrorxlust#scifell#classic sans#afterdeath#bad guys#Star Sanses#Bad Sanses#reaperxgeno#reaper sans#fell sans
460 notes
·
View notes
Text
My Darling Cat Roommate
lmao this isn’t lambden, as the title may suggest. sorry folks
@stinastar hit me with some feels over and modern roommate au where Geralt just doesn’t know what to do to make Jask feel better and this happened.
Warnings: We go into some Seasonal Affective Depression stuff here so like be careful with that if it triggers you, jask beats himself up a little, mentioning feeling numb at things that usually bring him joy, i swear in this one. I haven’t changed, dont worry lol
_______________________
Jaskier trudged home from work on Friday, exhausted but relieved he had the next week off. He wolfed down the leftovers Geralt had heated up for him and almost fell asleep on the couch before Geralt hauled him up and walked him into his room, where he promptly fell asleep on top of his duvet in jeans and his shoes. Sometime around when early morning coffee workers were getting up he undressed and snuggled under the warm blankets.
When he woke to Geralt making a smoothie he was prepared to launch into a full ‘morning people’ rant, only to check his phone and realize it was 2pm. So, maybe he’d needed rest.
It was still grey enough out that he shrugged and went back to sleep.
When he woke up again it was dark and the TV was going. He wrapped up in his comforter rather than putting on sweats and shuffled out to the kitchen only because his stomach growled when he tried to roll over.
“Morning, Sleeping Beauty!” Geralt called over his shoulder as he floated past with the pasta he’d left in the microwave.
Jaskier just grunted a small “Thanks,” before he disappeared back into his room. He scrolled through various apps as he ate and rolled back into bed.
He might have fallen asleep, he might not, but he certainly didn’t get out of bed until his bladder absolutely demanded it on Sunday morning.
Geralt intercepted him in the hallway before he could make it back to his room, “You feeling okay?”
“Hm? Why?” Jaskier took a moment to respond, staring at Geralt like he’d grown a second head. He knew his hair was probably greasy but he couldn’t look that bad.
“You slept all day yesterday.” Geralt looked like he was diffusing a bomb rather than talk to his roommate, “Did something happen at work?”
Jaskier just shrugged, “I’m just tired.” And a little numb.
Geralt nodded, “I’m headed to the store. You sure you don’t want me to pick anything up for you?”
“I’m okay, Geralt…” he sighed, slipping past his brick wall of a roommate to slink beneath his blankets once again and make himself as small as possible.
It was late January and the Seasonal Affective Depression was in full swing. He should have bought that fucking happy light when it was on sale. Should have bought the Vitamin D tablets he saw last week. Should have let Geralt drag him to the gym a little more when he felt the initial dip. Should have blah blah blah. He thought over every little thing he knew would have helped that he just hadn’t done and sighed, pulling his blankets tighter around him. He knew he wasn’t going to do any of it until it got bad enough that his hair would stick to his forehead once he hit this point. Might as well hurry it along so it could be over with.
Geralt knocked on his door, snapping him out of his mini spiral. He hummed, not even bothering to turn over until he heard the rattle of the doorknob.
“I know you didn’t want anything, but… uh. I was in the bulk section. Got you the peach things.” Geralt’s voice was lower and softer than usual as he raised the frankly massive bag of peach rings for emphasis before he set them on Jaskier’s desk.
“Than-” Jaskier coughed when his voice came out raspy and broken, “Thank you.”
Geralt leaned against the doorframe for a moment, a curious frown on his face, “Bake Off is on in an hour if you wanna watch it.”
Jask forced a smile and shrugged, “We’ll see.”
Geralt pursed his lips and nodded, pausing a moment before pushing off the doorframe, “Okay.”
Jaskier stared at the peach rings for a while after Geralt closed the door. Eventually he compromised with his brain and rolled out of bed onto his knees, waddling a couple of steps until he could reach the rings then launch back to bed.
Normally he would have almost cried with happiness that Geralt had gotten his favorite treat. He loved it when Geralt did little things for him or thought of him enough to give him something, but he felt rather indifferent as he shoved the twentieth peach ring in his mouth.
Without warning his door opened just enough for a plate to appear and be gently set on his desk.
Geralt muttered, “For the sugar high…” before his hand disappeared and the door once again shut.
Jaskier almost smiled when he saw the neatly arranged concentric circles of Totinos Pizza Rolls on the plate. He got to his feet to fetch them this time.
Around ten that night there was another knock at his door that pulled him from an hour long scroll through tiktok.
“Jask?”
“Yeah?”
Geralt held a big grey bundle in his arms, “Do you- Uh. I thought- weighted blanket?” He held his arms out with a hesitant smile.
Jaskier sat up, “But don’t you use it to sleep?”
Geralt shrugged, unfolding the bean-filled blanket and laying it over Jaskier’s legs, “I’ll be fine.”
Jaskier stared at the ceiling for a while after he left, confused by Geralt’s suddenly attentive behavior. He would have expected the grouchy man to enjoy the silence that came with his bad days. For how much Geralt complained about his loud music, he certainly wasn’t expecting gifts.
Geralt left a note in the kitchen Monday morning saying he’d made Jaskier a breakfast sandwich with instructions on how to warm it up without it turning soggy. Jaskier stood in front of the panini press reading and rereading the note as he heated his breakfast like it was in Old English. He ate at the kitchen table this time, annoyed with the crumbs in his bed, and counted up all the little gifts he’d been brought. He could come to only one conclusion.
Geralt was part cat.
He’d stopped functioning and Geralt kept bringing him mice.
He smirked and sent him a quick text, “Thanks for the breakfast. 👌 V good.”
After breakfast, he decided maybe he could change his pajamas, but he stayed tucked under Geralt’s weighted blanket for most of the day. Every now and then Geralt would text him something stupid Eskel or Lambert did, or a meme he found on his break, and every time Jaskier would grin and send back an emoji. Words were out of reach but Geralt frequently only communicated in emojis and one-word sentences. He should get the message.
Jaskier fell asleep around two, really asleep not just the fitful light sleep he’d been having the last couple of days. He was rousted from a dream about a talking panini press by Geralt tripping over a pile of laundry and softly swearing as he tried to right himself without crashing into the bed or Jaskier’s lute.
“Geralt? Darling, what are you doing?”
Geralt finally caught himself and nearly blinded Jaskier with a smile as he straightened up, “Didn’t mean to wake you.”
Jaskier sat up and scratched at his hair, “Yes, but doing what?”
“Oh! Yeah. Uh. I-” Geralt, still grinning, pointed to a small fern in a bright orange clay pot sitting on his windowsill.
“You got me a plant?”
Geralt was practically beaming when Jaskier glanced back at him.
“Has anyone ever told you you’re a cat?”
Geralt snorted, sitting down on the edge of the bed, “You’re feeling better?”
Jaskier tilted his head, “I think so? What makes you say that?”
“You called me ‘Darling’.”
A hesitant smile crept on Jaskier’s face. There was an echo of the usual all-consuming warmth spreading in his chest that he usually felt when Geralt smiled at him. He may indeed be feeling a bit better. Come to think of it he actually wanted to shower.
“I taped Bake Off. If you’re feeling up for a trek to the couch,” Geralt offered, forced nonchalance dripping from every word.
Jask nodded, “Let me shower, then we can finish off the peach rings.”
Geralt’s smile nearly stopped his heart, a sure sign he was nearing the land of the living again, “I got lasagna on the way home too,” he chirped as he jumped up and made his way to the door.
“Hey, Darling?” It felt a little forced and goofy saying the pet name like that, but Jaskier just couldn’t help himself, “Thank you.”
Geralt’s smile softened, “Anytime.”
#listen yall idk who im projecting on more with this one#but the feels are strong and i yearn#geraskier#geraskier roommates#geraskier roommates au#roommates au#the witcher#the witcher modern au#the witcher roommates au#geralt of rivia#jaskier#seasonal affective disorder#seasonal affective depression#cw SAD#depression#thems some heavy tags for something meant to be fluff#that kinda just hits the nail on the head for the fandom tho yeah?#lol#soft geraskier
365 notes
·
View notes
Note
She hated how much she liked him now
Thank you sooo much for the prompt!!!
The “him” in the prompts are replaced with “her” since this is a fem!jily fic!!! I had too many ideas for this fic...maybe I’ll write some of the rest in the future, but here you go!
You can read it here or on ao3
THE CURLY SQUAD
(Tuesday 16:00)
Sirius Black: moony and the rest of you pay up
Marlene Mckinnon: why should we pay u?
Remus Lupin: u still owe me 20 btw so i dont think i will
Sirius Black: ofc ppl like u wouldnt know smh
jamie finally asked lily on a date
Peter Pettigrew: Wait what
Marlene McKinnon: afsjtksjdggehej
when
how
tell me everything
Sirius Black: well little prongsie finally sucked up and asked ickle lilykins on date
voila
Marlene McKinnon: give me the details black
or i s2g ill kick u out of the group
Sirius Black: empty threats
if u really wanna know u can go ask em
(Marlene McKinnon has removed Sirius Black from the group chat)
Peter Pettigrew: Remind me to not ever cross paths with Marlene
_____________
THE CURLY SQUAD
(Tuesday 17:00)
Jamie Potter: good riddance
thx marls
Marlene McKinnon: got u covered hon
now spill
Jamie Potter: i hv a date with lil on friday:)
Lily Evans: that she does;)
Marlene McKinnon: i demand details ppl
(Dorcas Meadows has removed Marlene McKinnon from the group chat)
Remus Lupin: wh did u do that for
Dorcas Meadowes: She was being too nosy
I didn't like it
Jamie Potter:.........thx??
Dorcas Meadowes: Welcome sweetie
_________
THE CURLY SQUAD
(Tuesday 17:34)
Mary Macdonald: wait what????!!!!!??!
__________
JILY LAMES TALK
(Wednesday 16:30)
Sirius Black: r v up for spying on them on fri?
Marlene Mckinnon: u kno it;)
Mary Macdonald: hell yeah
Peter Pettigrew: Yes! ofc
Remus Lupin: we should give them some privacy sirius
tho ik its a foreign concept to you
Dorcas Meadowes: Obviously
And of course I wanna spy on them
Remus Lupin: but still...yes
Sirius Black: ther is no privacy between frnds
YAAY
Marlene Mckinnon: so v meet up at 4 outside the bistro next to three broomsticks
Peter Pettigrew: Wait when’s their date and where?!??
Mary Macdonald: at 5 in 3 broomsticks pete cmon keep up
Remus Lupin: how did u know that?
Sirius Black: im her brother and both their best frnds its obvio that id be the first one to kno
Marlene Mckinnon: and im lilys best frnd too sirius
Dorcas Meadows: You spied on them didnt you?
Sirius Black: v hv all the rights to spy on them
Mary Macdonald: wait i thought that i was lilys best frnd
Dorcas Meadowes: I can confidently say that it’s neither of you
I’m her best friend
Sirius Black: prove it
Marlene Mckinnon: yeah!
Dorcas Meadowes: (sends an attachment)
Marlene Mckinnon: shit
Mary Macdonald: …...fair
___________
Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans
(Thursday 19:45)
Jamie Potter: cant wait for our date tomorrow
Lily Evans: ik u cant
Jamie Potter:
Lily Evans: <3
;)
______________
Private chat between Jamie Potter and Sirius Black
(Thursday 19:48)
Jamie Potter: sirius sirius sirius
lily just sent me a winky face emoticon!!!!
what do i do???!!!?!!!?!?!
(Message read at 19:49)
______________
Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans
(Thursday 19:51)
Jamie Potter: :D
_______________
Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans
(Friday 16:30)
Jamie Potter: u ready?
Lily Evans: yes !
wher r u
Jamie Potter: cool
just reached ur door
______________
JILY LAMES TALK
(Friday 16:30)
Sirius Black: where tf r u guys
its only me and marlene here
Mary Macdonald: just outta class
be there in 10
Remus Lupin: home
Peter Pettigrew: At the ice cream parlor for ice cream
Dorcas Meadows: Oh get me some too Pete?
Remus Lupin: me too pls pete
Mary Macdonald: oooh id like some too
mint chocolate chip for me pls
Peter Pettigrew: Sure thing! wh abt the rest of u??
Dorcas Meadowes : Strawberry! with a lot of strawberries as toppings!!!
Remus Lupin : devils choc ofc
Sirius Black : guys can v focus at the matter in hand??!!
also charcoal ice cream pls
just as black as my soul
Peter Pettigrew : ...k
U marls??
Marlene Mckinnon:..........vanilla. thx
____________
JILY LAMES TALK
(Friday 16:45)
Sirius Black: where tf r u guys?!!??!?
theyll b here any sec
Remus Lupin: sirius everyone is here
except for u and marlene
where tf r u guys?!!???
Marlene McKinnon: we r at the spirit store
where tf r u guys????
Sirius Black: i told u guys to meet us here
Dorcas Meadowes: Wtf is a spirit store?
Sirius Black: a store that sees our spirit
Peter Pettigrew: Ur ice creams starting to melt!!!!!!
Mary MacDonald: oh the halloween costume shop?
why?
Sirius Black: to dress up ofc
Marlene Mckinnon: honesty guys?
lily and jamie will recognise us if v go like this
and v cant afford that!!!!
Remus Lupin: that is smart….
didnt expect it from u both
Sirius Black: fuck you remus
fuck you
Dorcas Meadowes: So what are our disguises??
Marlene McKinnon: dog ears and nose
a gily suit
a moon suit
rat whiskers and ears
a tree hat and glasses
and a big floppy hat and sunglasses for my beautiful girlfriend
Dorcas Meadowes: ………….
Peter Pettigrew: Dorcas and remus took ur ice cream btw
Something about it melting, u being stupid and u not being here
Sirius Black: remy how could u
Marlene McKinnon: ffs dorcas
i thought u loved me
Peter Pettigrew: Who’s wearing what costume?
Remus Lupin: also sirius
do u really think that we can pull it off?
itd be tooo obvious
Mary Macdonald: nd theyll realise that we r spying on them
Sirius Black: they couldnt even realise that they had a crush on each other until i intervened
do you think that theyll realise that its us???????
Remus Lupin: …...point
Sirius Black: so im wearing the dog ears and nose
marls gonna wear the gily suit
the moon hat and the silver suit is for u remus
Marlene Mckinnon: the rat whiskers r for peter
and the tree hat and sunglasses r for mary :)
____________
JILY LAMES TALK
(Friday 16:55)
Sirius Black: ok now positions!
marlene mary and i r sitting in the booth behind the big fat hydrangea
nd remus peter nd dorcas r gonna sit 2 rows behind them in the corner table outside
Peter Pettigrew: How do u even know where the r gonna sit?????!!!!!???
Marlene Mckinnon: v bribed the receptionist obviously
Sirius Black: she will make sure that they sit second in the row between the hydrangeas and the window
Remus Lupin: how can v hear them if v r outside??
Marlene Mckinnon: oh hush remus
ever heard of privacy?
Remus Lupin: wtf do u think we r doing rn??!!?!??!?!!
Dorcas Meadowes: Making sure the date goes perfectly?
Sirius Black: thank u dorcas
Mary Macdonald: yeah!
exactly
Remus Lupin: …………
i give up
Peter Pettigrew: Just now?
Thought u gave up when Jamie successfully insulted Lily two yers back when in fact she was supposed to ask her out on a date :/
Sirius Black: that was a good laugh
___________
JILY LAMES TALK
(Friday 17:04)
Peter Pettigrew: Ok they’re sitting rn
Dorcas Meadowes: Don’t they look cute together
Remus Lupin: do i hv to wear this silvery rocky suit?!??!
Sirius Black: yes
and yes they look perfect
our ship is finally sailing
Dorcas Meadowes: Is is is Jamie stuffing a breadstick in her nose
Peter Pettigrew: No I think she’s trying to look like a walrus
Remus Lupin: she does not need to embarrass herself more
Mary Macdonald: u really think this is anything compared to the time when she tripped over her cat and fell on lilys bday cake?
Sirius Black: lolol
the bruise she left him with lasted for two weeks
Dorcas Meadowes: I stg that woman has the best boxing skills
Marlene Mckinnon: dorcas!!!! not me????
im ur girlfriend!!!
Mary Macdonald: lolololol
she thought that jamie did it on purpose for years lol
Marlene McKinnon: and why tf is lily doing the same
i thought she had more sense than that
Remus Lupin: love can do that to you ya know
Sirius Black: u would know
Marlene McKinnon: ohhh look jamie snorted the breadstick out of her mouth!!
neat
Mary Macdonald: lily did it too
Mary Macdonald: i think she has enough sense to not offend lily
Remus Lupin: ya think?
u want me to remind u about all the times she offended lily?
Peter Pettigrew: Yeah so much that she hated Jamie
Sirius Black: nah she didnt
if anything lily hates how much she likes her now
Marlene Mckinnon: do u think theyll order soup?
Sirius Black: yeah ig
jamie wants it to be all fancy
Marlene McKinnon: pls dont order tomato soup
Mary Macdonald: it awfully looked a lot like the waiter said no tomato soup
Peter Pettigrew: Really? Lily hates tomatoes why would Jamie order em
Thought she wouldn’t today
At least
Sirius Black: thank hell jamie didnt order the tomato one
Dorcas Meadowes: Remember when Jamie made marinara for Lily to impress her lol
Remus Lupin: that plan backfired soo bad
Marlene Mckinnon at least lilys prank to get back at her was awesome
Sirius Black: that was such a power move!!!
and including taylor’s song
shehgeueytoaknd
Remus Lupin: tho she coloured her cat the so called emerald green and not key lime green and v had to listen to her go on and on abt how lily knows her fav colour
Mary Macdonald: jamie continued to think that it meant that she knew it for three months
:/
Dorcas Meadowes: As if u didnt like it
Mary Macdonald: lol i did love it
Peter Pettigrew: They are bonkers
Dorcas Meadowes: Bonkers for each other
Sirius Black: lol
Dorcas Meadowes: Their soup’s here
Sirius Black: spinach soup???
ewww jamie
Peter Pettigrew: Ahh creamy mushroom soup for Lil ig
Awesome choice
Mary Macdonald: they really ought to try new things
smh
___________
JILY LAMES TALK
(Friday 17:16)
Remus Lupin: wh did u guys order?
we ordered a lasagna
Marlene Mckinnon:?uhh same
ohhh look
Peter Pettigrew: The waiter’s back with pasta for both of them YAY
Do you guys think that they realised that we are spying on them??
Marlene Mckinnon: nah they’re hopeless Pete so no
Sirius Black: thank hell that they r cute
Remus Lupin: lol
Dorcas Meadowes: 3 yrs ago I wouldnt have thought that they would be here together on a date
Mary Macdonald: hell they woulnt have even been here as friends
Remus Lupin: or come here with us
Marlene Mckinnon: lily didnt even kno that she is bi then
Dorcas Meadowes: Yeah
It was quite a rough time for her
Peter Pettigrew: Guyssss
I have a question
Dorcas Meadowes: Shoot Pete
Peter Pettigrew: Why is the group name curly squad?
I mean only Dorcas’s hair is curly I only gathered that much
Dorcas Meadowes: Lol no Pete
Sirius Black: LOLOLOL
Marlene Mckinnon: lolll
Dorcas Meadowes Ohk so
None of us here are just straight so we’re curly lol
Sirius Black: lil nd i r bi
u r ace
dorcas nd mary r pans
remus is gay
jamie is lesbian
Marlene Mckinnon: i am bi too
u already knew that but still
Sirius Black: so yeah thats why
Peter Pettigrew: Oh wow
Ok
Thanks guys
Sirius Black: np pete
Peter Pettigrew: Jamie just leaned over to brush the remnants of pasta from lilys lips!!!!!!!!
Mary Macdonald: thats soo cute they r perfect
Sirius Black: nauseating more like
Dorcas Meadowes: I’m just revelling in the fact that she didnt brush him off
Marlene Mckinnon: thats second year of uni lily
even first fits in the category
Peter Pettigrew: and she held her hand!!!!!
Bold
Sirius Black: is that…...snep
Remus Lupin: snep?????
Dorcas Meadowes: Where
Sirius Black: behind u guys
Remus Lupin: OHHHH FUCK
Mary Macdonald: do u think that he knows abt their date
Sirius Black: well jamie did post it on her insta so…….
Dorcas Meadowes: Oh shit
Peter Pettigrew: Shit alright
Marlene Mckinnon: hes coming over ig
Mary Macdonald: yup hes in
Sirius Black: WHYYYYYY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD
COULDNT YOU LET MY SHIP LIVE IN PEACE!!!!
Remus Lupin: well u know what they say abt cannons sinking a ship :/
Sirius Black: remus theodore lupin u dare say that jily lames is not cannon
Marlene Mckinnon: remus ralph lupin wtf
Dorcas Meadowes: Remy, how could you?
Peter Pettigrew: Why would you say that Remus?
Mary Macdonald: remus john lupin u take that back right this instant
oh we r playing call remus wrong names
sry I didnt realise
Remus Lupin: i am sry guys I ship jily as much as u do
Sirius Black: LAMES
Remus Lupin: but i had to lol
i think v should go stop him from disturbing them
Mary Macdonald: hes already headed their way
its too late
Marlene Mckinnon: i s2g i will punch snep today if he does anything to them
Sirius Black: ill tackle him
Marlene McKinnon: perfect
Mary Macdonald: v might blow our cover too
not that im worried abt that
tho they might not appreciate the sentiment
Sirius Black: v shld go
Dorcas Meadowes: I feel like they'll want to handle this themselves
But ok!
Mary Macdonald: ok he hates u and remus the most so dorcas and i should go first
Sirius Black: but im their best friend
Dorcas Meadowes: Too late they’re already talking
Sirius Black: NOOOOOO
Remus Lupin: ig he just mentioned siris name
Sirius Black: seems that way
if he says anything abt jamie or reg i will lose it
Dorcas Meadowes: I think he’s berating lily for being out with jamie….
Mary Macdonald: ofc what else does the greasy slime ball know
Sirius Black: ok im gonna go
Peter Pettigrew: How to grease your hair 101??
Sirius Black: lol yes
Marlene Mckinnon: is he
is he pointing over to us
Mary Macdonald:k they r looking at us
Peter Pettigrew: Did Lily just call ur name out, guys?
Dorcas Meadowes: Mary, make sure Marls and Sirius don’t do anything stupid
_________
“Sirius, no!” Remus shouted, as the boy in question marched over to Jamie’s and Lily’s table.
“Well, hello there snivellus. Looking positively greasy today aren’t we?” Sirius taunted.
“What are you doing here Black?” Snape sneered.
Sirius hummed before responding, “We just fancied a dinner here. What about you?”
“Looking for something to grease?” Marlene chimed.
“Marlene,” Lily warned.
“Thought I’d visit my friend Lily here. That’s all Black,” Snape answered.
“More like crash her date,” Dorcas muttered, as she joined the group around Lily and Jamie’s table with Remus, Mary, and Peter.
“I am not your friend Snape.” Lily stood up, accompanied by Jamie.
“Lily!” The greasy haired man faced her pleadingly, “I care about you a lot. That’s why I’m telling you to not date Potter! Thinking that you’re bi may well just be a phase that’ll go away, Lily. Moreover, she doesn’t really care about you! She just thinks that you are some sort of prize to be won.”
Jamie looked like she wanted to dislocate Snape’s jaw, her fists curled at her sides. But the warning glance Lily threw her, made her insides calm down
“You know nothing about me Snape,” Lily said, with gritted teeth. “Now go away before I dislocate your nose.” Sirius whistled in support.
“Lily, we’ve been best friends since we were ten. I know you, Lily. Please listen to me,”
“If you were my best friend you’d have supported me instead of behaving like an ignorant ass. Now please go away.”
“Lily, please.”
Barely a moment later, Lily’s fist connected with Snape’s nose. Blood leaked down his front, while the rest of the gang rushed to vocally support her.
“You’ll regret that Lily!” Snape glared threateningly.
Before long, Sirius had tackled Snape to the ground, and accidentally splattered the lasagna the waiter was bringing over to their table, on Snape’s head.
“I...“ Lily began.
“You can save your breath, Lils,” Sirius started, “he’s a harmless, entitled prick”
“Looks like you have a lot of grease to get rid of, Snep,” Marlene announced.
“And Snep, pro tip: the only shampoo that keeps the grease at bay is the Sleakeasy shampoo. You should try it out!” Jamie, ever so helpful, advised, and moved to position her hand behind Lily’s back.
“Sorry about that Sir, we’ll cover the charges for the ill-fated lasagna,” Sirius apologised to the waiter as he helped him up from the ground.
“Could you please get him out of this shop? He’s been troubling us, as you can see,” Dorcas asked, politely.
The waiter simply looked baffled. However, he nodded and successfully escorted Snape out of the restaurant.
“Now this is going to be quite the first date story to tell at the wedding.” Peter spoke up for the first time since they gathered at the table between the hydrangeas and the windows.
Jamie blushed and looked around, anywhere but at Lily, though her hand never left Lily’s back, while the redhead laughed at her.
“Well, since we’re all together, we can have dessert and you can continue spying on us while sitting at our table,” Lily said. “Nice ears you’ve got there, Sirius. Though I’d prefer Dorcas’s floppy hat.”
“Yeah! I personally love the whiskers, Pete. Seriously, Marlene? A gily suit? Inconspicuous much? And Remus, you have enough sense to stop them!” Jamie put on.
Remus just shrugged, his big crescent shaped moon hat toppling Mary’s tree hat downwards. “Sorry,” he said, bending to pick it up.
“Thanks,” she said, when he gave the hat to her, “why did we agree to wear these again?”
“So we would be incognito, Mary”
“And we were successful! These oblivious dorks didn’t even realise that it was us until old snivelly pointed it out,” Sirius stated.
“Also, we did have ice-cream before coming here, so you guys should continue, we’ll leave,” Dorcas said.
“Hey! We didn’t get to eat that ice-cream! You and Remus took it from us,” Marlene reprimanded.
“Yeah! So we’ll be staying here and you guys can shoo away,” Sirius included.
“Well in that case you can all leave and get yourselves ice cream while Lily and I can finally enjoy our date,” Jamie, now pushing Sirius, and shoo-ing the others to the doors, said.
“Say what you want Jamie, I am enjoying our date,” expressed Lily.
“You are?” Jamie turned around, completely forgetting the others in the room.
“Well, looks like they’re more nauseating and lame than before. Should we go?” Asked Marlene.
“Nah. Let’s just sit outside and spy on them through the window,” Sirius smirked.
#jily#james potter#lily evans#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#fem!jily#fem!jily february#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#anti snape#I like writing it as snep#severus snape#mary macdonald#peter pettigrew#marauders#finally fixed it#Harry Potter#fanfiction#joy writes
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
The f/o squad as OOC Discord
Jade: thirty two thousand troops in new york harbor
Jade: *picture of cosmic brownie*
Jade: THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SEND D:
Josi: I'M LOOSING MY FUCKING MIND
Josi: hey guys can i be a coconut again
Bec Noir: no
Josi: ok
Bec Noir: go and die quietly
Skizga: t-this is what i g-get for being morsel si-sized
Tavros: wHAT,
Skizga: ive s-said too much
Nepeta: :33 < i catch f33ls too fast :pensive: i'm meow attracted to one punch man
Lantek: n o h e l o oks l ik e an egg
Cosmos: ☆ plus you have golden ninja energy ☆
Eridan: no idea wwhat that means but i think it sounds like a good thing
Cosmos: ☆ it's like bde but ninjago ☆
Eridan: nice
Josi: fefeta... why do you have whipped cream
Fefetasprite: 3833 < slurp
Josi: fefeta
Fefetasprite: 3833 < yes? 383c
Josi: why... do... you... have... whipped cream
Josi: why would we make out in a dollar tree
Clubs: LOVE IS LOVE BRO
Galaxi: ☆ onyasumi ☆
Boldir: (don't say nya)
Cosmos: ☆ i want a whole skeleton as a hallowween gift ☆
Terezi: OMW
Terezi: R3MOV3 MY BON3S >:]
Josi: galekh i will fucking kill you dead. the universe is infinetesimal in comparison to my wraith and you are even more so. you think you can defeat me? you little bastard, i will corrupt your being in a way that cannot and will not be comprehensive
Catkin: is h:3alth insuranc:3 just human warranty
Lynera: -Cat it's 2 in the morning
Josi: vikare has been diagnosed with british
Vikare: ~ diagnosed with british? ~
Josi: its terminal
Vikare: ~ ...how long do i have left? ~
Josi: 10
Vikare: ~ 10 what? Years? Days? 10 what? ~
Josi: 9
Josi: 8
Josi: im dying too dont worry
Chixie: pog
Chixie: WAIT NO-
Chixie: UNPOG-
Elwurd: Let's go
Josi: go where
Cos: I-
Konyyl: Goddamnit hold that THOUGHT my lasagna JUST EXPLODED
Azdaja: ||| what is man but an animal |||
Catkin: shut th:3 fuck up socrat:3s
Josi: arcjec its almost 11
Arcjec: XDXD And XDXD
Josi: beloved are you committing necromancy again
Albion: *wouldnt*you*like*to*know*weather*boy
Josi: >:O!!!
Albion: *>:)c*
Josi: weatherboyed! by my own wife!
Dismas: problem sol\/ed ///
Josi: not really
Laivan: yeah- we call grilled cheese "cheese toasties"- here in the uk-
Josi: no
Calder: Yes.
Josi: bababooey
Calder: I will eat your leg.
MSPAR: Guys honest to god i don't know what my emotion is
Josi: P A I N
MSPAR: That's not an emotion????
Josi: SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING HEART
MSPAR: That's not an emotion
Josi: FLAMING LIES
Calliope: y'all wont believe this
Calliope: i jUst foUnd
Calliope: a razor in my goddamn candy
Josi: bish thats a whole ass knife
Josi: anime
*Tegiri is typing...*
Josi: the elect- what are you doing
Folykl, eating an actual fucking candle: no, no, go on, pretend i'm not here.
#homestuck#selfship#selfshipping#all together now#food ment#death ment#violence ment#sharp object ment#incorrect f/o quotes#ooc discord#long post
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Worst Third Date Ever part 14
Chapter 14: New Year
When the December thirty-first arrived. Max was in their bed, wearing his shirt and underwear.
She looked at him and smiled. He looked so cute when he was sleeping and she could not help but fall more for him.
When they went back to DC she will miss waking up next to him every day. She wanted to propose to him the moving in together but it was still to soon.
She was the one who set the 'take things slow' and she already break it. Their first kiss happened because of her after Catherine's kidnapped her dad and sister, their first time making love happened because of her after him been so sweet and gentleman and caring with her family that she could not resist.
This travel happened because of her, so now she realized that her plan was an excuse for not open up to him, but he was so... him that she could not help herself but to open every window, door... everything to him.
But this... moving in was a big step even for her. She ran her hand gentle into his hair, she was careful not to wake him up.
She wanted to wake up like this every day but was not sure if that would be possible with his job.
She remembered talking to Kristy and Kristall at the Christmas party at David's house.
David took his male friends for a friendly round of poker, he and Matt knew Spencer would will but the funny thing will be watching the others getting surprised by that.
At the only people left there were a couple sitting at the living room talking and the two wives of her boyfriend's coworkers.
"So how is it like to be marry a FBI agent?" Max asked to break the ice.
"It's both exciting and terrifying" said Krystall with a smile.
"Same" said Kristy "and I would add that it makes you terribly worry but then when they come back and hug you, it's like the first time" add her "that's why we have five children" they laughed.
"I don't need that much children" said Max laughing "I'm scared, Spencer and I just started dating and I'm already worry when he told me about a case"
"I understand, Matt was part of a different team a couple of years ago. With this team he had to go further than with the BAU. Because they had to go out of the US"
"Wow that must be terrifying"
"It was, but we survived it and I dont think anything would break us. I think after Catherine Adam's face off, you will also survive anything"
"I'm agree. I mean Dave isn't that young anymore but this is his life. He loves this job and this unit and I will support him always"
Max smiled at them, that was what she did, she support him and she will keep doing that "I love Spencer and I want what is best for him. Did David and Matt get hurt?"
"Oh yes honey" said Krystall "David got shot, broke bones, got a little PTSD after Everett Lynch's attack. And I couldn't protect him but I can make sure he recovers from that"
"Same with Matt, he had been shot a lot of times, got hurt, broke bones but like Krystall said, we can't protect them. He is mine and our kids hero"
"Dave told me what he thinks its necessary to keep me informed but not to worry. I know there are more stupid things he does but I kept my mouth shut" Kristy laughed.
"Yeah Matt wrote a book with his adventures but I'm pretty sure he didn't add some details so he won't scare us"
"Spencer still didn't share his work life, not even the light events" she looked at them "I know some things he shared, especially after Cat"
"Don't shut him up to much. He will need you and if he knows he can share something to you, he will. You just have to hug him and ease the pain. Matt and I have a plan if something happens to him. I know its may sounds like to much but I learned that this job is a huge responsibility and they risk their lives for us"
Max nodded and sighs "don't be scared Max, is a cold headed man. I would be more worried about Dave" said Krystall making both women laugh "trust him"
"I do. I did since he helped my nephew when he had a panic attack" she looked at them "it just... I'm so into him that I wouldn't resist if something bad happened"
"You will. That was something I thought myself when Matt told me about what he does for a living" Kristy held her hand "I'm sure when that moment comes you will be ready" Max nodded and smiled at the blonde woman in front of her.
Max wanted to believe her but everytime that thought crossed her mind, her heart skip a beat. Her fingers were into his hair stroking it gently.
After some more minutes she stopped and softly managed to stood up without waking him up.
She headed to the bathroom to take a shower. She was thinking about tonight. Where they will spend the last couple of hours of 2019.
They had a few options one was the Empire State Building where they can enjoy the fireworks, second was Central Park and another was a ferry towards the Statue of Liberty.
She will ask Spencer when he wakes up. When she finished her shower and got dressed.
She put back on his and a fresh underwear. Then Max walked back to the bedroom and Spencer was awake "good morning handsome. Did you sleep well?" She sat next to him.
"Good morning beautiful. Yes it was a great sleep" he smiled and kisses her gently "I will go take a shower, then we can eat and plan what to do tonight"
"Sounds great. I will get out the bread, cheese and butter then you can make coffee"
"Perfect" he smiled and stood up then walked to the bathroom.
Max walked to the kitchen and made some sandwiches for them. Then called her dad.
"Hey dad, how are things going?"
"Great, Michelle planned a barbecue and we will go there tonight. How is New York?"
"Amazing, Spencer has been a gentleman with me. We were in the museum, then eat pasta in the Little Italy, yesterday we were on tour in Manhattan. Today we want to go somewhere to watch the fireworks but we haven't decided yet"
"I'm happy you found such an amazing guy, sweetheart, you were one of my daughters I was more worry about. Since you and Mike broke up you stopped to trust in people but now with Spencer you seem so happy"
"I am dad" she smiled with some tears "my only worry now is... his job. I know he has been doing this for years but it's so dangerous"
"Darling he will be fine, he is smart and knows what to do if things get bad. Also he has something years ago he doesn't... you. He has a girlfriend now and he will want to stay alive for you"
"Thanks dad" she said cleaning her tears and turns to see that Spencer walked in the room "well dad I will call you tomorrow, have a great celebration. Love you"
"Love you too Max" then they hung up then she waits for him to get ready.
Max looked out the window. They had Central Park in front of them, so maybe it could be a nice spot to watch the fireworks without moving to far.
She was so focused that she did not realized Spencer was behind her until he hugged her.
"So what is in this beautiful head?" He asked looking down at her.
She chuckled "well I'm thinking what we will do tonight, sir"
"And what did you think?"
"We can stay in this area of the city, then goes to the park and watch the fireworks then return home. How does it sound?"
"Sounds great, I like that plan" he looked at her as she turned in his arms.
"That's great, and if you have any other idea tell me so we can do something we both want"
"I didn't have ideas. So I like yours" she laughed and wrapped her arms around him.
"Ok then. That's what we will do" she stood on her tiptoes and kissed him softly "let's go to the kitchen and make coffee kind sir"
He laughed and walked to the kitchen. She followed him to toast the sandwiches.
Then they both ate and drank coffee watching an old Christmas movie on TV.
"Spencer" he looked at her "do you want tonight's dinner here or out?"
"Here could be nice. Why?"
"Because I can cook it for us. Something my mom always did for New Year's eve"
"Ok I would like it but do you have all ingredients?"
"I bought them some days ago. I was thinking of doing it some other day but since we both decided to stay here, then I can make it"
"Ok need any help?" She shook her head.
"No I want it to be a surprise" he raises his eyebrow "go read books or check out the parks for good spots"
"Max..."
"Just do it, ok? Trust me"
He just nodded "ok I will go to check the park. If you need something just call me, ok?" She nodded "good" he stood up and walked into de bedroom to put on his shoes.
Meanwhile Max walked to the kitchen to start to cook. She gets out some ingredients and turned on the stove.
She watched as Spencer walked away "see you later honey" she said smiling at him. He just smiled and left the apartment.
Then she started to cook. She was making lasagna. Her mom used to make it every year because it was a family tradition.
Her mom has Italian heritage so they liked to cook that kind of food. Michelle and herself learned dishes from her.
When Spencer arrived she finished the ground meat and the white sauce, now she was cooking the pasta.
"Hey Max, I checked the Central Park. Close to the monument to John Lennon the have chairs to watch the fireworks show. By the way, did you know that his murderer was a huge fan of the band but got mad when Lennon compared the Beatles with Jesus? That must be his trigger" he said fast as he walked in the kitchen.
"Spence I love you but those aren't the kind of facts I like to hear"
"Sorry" he looked down ashamed.
"It's ok" she patted his chest softly "is it free?"
"Yes, so we will need to go early to find seats"
"Ok I'm almost done here and the dish I'm making just need to get in the oven to grill the cheese"
"Ok, do you want me to buy something else?"
"Is there wine?"
"Yes so don't worry. As I said I bought everything. I used my credit card plus my last payment of December to pay it"
"Ok" he smiled at her "you could ask me to pay it"
"No, it was my surprise to you" she smiled and hugged him.
He hugged her back and then she returned to cook.
When the night arrived they both ate and shared some wine. They decided to take down the champagne and two glasses to celebrate the New Year with a it.
They put on their jackets and went down to the park. He led the way to the place the celebration was. There were some free spots so they got one of those. There were tables and seats.
They gave them some hot chocolate and put music on. The night was fun, they met new people. At midnight they all wished a Happy New Year, the couples kiss and the fireworks show started.
After that the rest of their time in New York was relaxed. They visited museums. Spencer threw lot of facts when they visited the American Natural History Museum and the New York Zoo.
They returned to DC on January Third, ready to started a new year.
OOooOOooOO
Hope you liked it. This one was hard to write, don't know why but here it is.
The next one will have a time jump to episode 9 of the show. Maybe some days after episode 8.
I have some plans for it and I hope that work out.
We will read soon. Stay at home and be safe.
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
gold, jazz, pearls, penthouse, roses, and satin~
under the cut cause i typed so much lmao
Gold: describe what you would call the most perfect meal.
i love seafoood and comfort food, a perfect meal would probably be an array of lots of things i love to eat: a bowl of freshly made steamed rice with soy sauce, some pieces of tuna and salmon sashimi, a bowl of paella, some lasagna on the side, some enchiladas on the sideeee, some extra cheesy mac n cheese, some imitation crab with lemon squeezed on it too for the Last Snackie. jsdsfgh and for my drink? of course it must be: the baja blast or thai iced tea that is so much food but i could eat it all trust me
Jazz: name a song that resonates with you and your emotions. explain the reason why.
I’m gonna say a non-Vocaloid song for this one, Hoshi Kira by Megumi Nakajima Ranka Lee . It’s a really touching song and the lyrics are so beautiful. It makes my eyes well up with tears honestly; the song is a love song but also bittersweet by how she’s singing how she wants to be reborn and meet again and again with her beloved and how her love is like the universe ever expanding. It’s just super sweet and beautiful and no matter how I explain it I could never convey the story and emotions I hear in her voice :’U
Pearls: What’s something about your personality that surprises others?
this is kinda hard to know but I’m guessing how positive I can be? I don’t feel like I’m an optimistic person, but I’m definitely the type to say everything WILL be ok and things will unravel themselves out of the knots and what not. like yeah sure i know some things will suck and might be shit for a while but i just don’t see things as 100% awful always ig, i feel that’s kinda annoying for others too though.
I also think probably my willingness to help. I always wanna lend an ear and I often times have to offer multiple times before a person realizes that I’m not joking hfhfhgh I get told a lot like “it’s fine i know it’s probably too much im sorry to make you listen to me” but im like no!!!! i want to know!!! i genuinely want to know and help and listen!!
lastly, probably that im not as much of a baby as i seem to be even tho im like nya nya nya all day i do have normal thoughts heh
Penthouse: what would you consider your dream home? describe it.
oh gosh aaaa, i dont mind where i live as love as its comfy and safe. I’d wanna be near a city, maybe even a major city, but i dont wanna necessarily be living in the middle of new york city yknow what i mean. i want a nicely spaced backyard and front yard, enough to do little projects and stuff but not a super nice backyard. i would have lots of pretty plants and have lil bunnies and deer coming infgjhnm maybe like , that sorta dutch style with the cream base and brown trim wood planks (i cannot describe for my life lmao)? or mission style would be pretty too. i would like enough rooms and space for my stuff and to have extra goodies in the house :3 and i want to have lots of little things for Beans to be extra happy (omg omg those cat stairs that go across the walls lmao)! a gazebo outside with a flowy veil over it would be pretty ghgfh
Roses: If it had to be winter, autumn, spring or summer for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
maybe summer :0c i loveee warm weather and clear skies bc it feels like i can go out and actually do things. i wanna say spring because the aesthetic is soooo cute but in the spring i have classes and my allergies so 😔 i dont really mind any weather as long as its not too extreme or annoying with the same extreme weather all day every day i hate washington weather now like raining all day and night for weeks or white cloudy skies and cold windy? nope, thats some seasonal depression activator realness 💅
Satin: what is your most favorite article of clothing?
probably my ouji lolita button up shirt w vest pairing! i dont wear it much atm because of My Emotions , but i still really love it , lace trim on a shirt is so cuteeee :’U
thank you for the asks mercies!! 💕 :3
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
11 Questions
I was tagged by @arthurmorgansgf! thank you! ive already done this but its been a while and these are dif questions so why not
arthurmorgansgf
1.what’s the most useless talent you got?
oh man u wanna talk about useless? think those horse girls acting like horses. now imagine them trying to do more of a dog-like run. i can do that but fucking fast, or at least i could when i was younger. im not tall so i probably still could.
now thats useless!
2.whats the dumbest way youve injured yourself?
ive injured myself in so many fucking dumb ways but ill go with the one that left a scar which is a box of assortments slipped out of my hands and scored down my knee and rested itself on a cart, (so nothing happened!) which i then slammed my knee into as i was curling my knee bcus OW. theres a scar to the left side of my right knee now sgdjsldkg
3. first fandom?
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters
4.favourite season? why?
Spring, bcus gimme that sweet sweet rain. not as many thunderstorms as summer but not as ungodly hot, and my bday is in the spring sjdgk
5.best ice cream flavour
watermelon sherbet hands down
6.whats your comfort food?
chocolate cupcakes or lasagna
7. If you had to compare yourself to one fictional character, who would it be?
im gonna be That Guy and say Arthur Morgan. We both scribble and draw, both constantly confused by the things people say to us, both see our worth as what we can do for other people and if we’re not providing we’re Horrible, both dont always wanna help people bcus of some reason or another but do anyways bcus its family/friends/a good thing to do, both like dogs, list goes on.
8.funniest joke you know?
bold of you to assume im funny
my sense of humor is wack and all thats coming to mind is vine jokes
i guess i still love the whole joke of “hi im michael with a b and ive been afraid of insects my whole li-”
“stop stop stop. where”
“hm?”
“wheres the b”
“tHe R e S a B e E ? ?”
9. favourite animal? why?
foxes! they’re so good and soft in the winter, they’re like both cats and dogs so the best of both worlds! their liddle fluffy tail....small noises i love themmmmm,,,,wolves close second bcus of the wolf girl in me rising up (princess mononoke had some lasting effects, as did okami)
10.first video game you ever played
either some disney princess game or pokemon ruby both on the PS
11.favourite console? why?
hmmm....that’s hard. im stuck between gamecube, nintendo64, ps2, and wii. all bcus of nostalgic reasons, but im gonna go forward and say gamecube.
gamecube had animal crossing for me, which was one of the first games that i played for over a year, one that i would strive to MAKE time for especially when getting ready for school, just to hear that sweet sweet 7AM and 8AM osts.....god those two songs are so fucking good,,,
and fuck, wind waker. god, wind waker. wind waker was the second LoZ game i ever beat, first being Twilight Princess just because i didnt...want WW to end. i still replay that game often and BOTW only SLIGHTLY beats WW for my favorite LoZ game. very, very close. wind waker just has a beautiful fun art style, i love the music, the characters....i just. i really love that game.
gamecube also held warioware and smash melee both of which i played ALL THE TIME with my brothers. i have a lot of good memories with those games.
TLDR gamecube bcus of nostalgic games, those i still play.
My Questions!
1. What’s your favorite time of day?
2. What’s your favorite smell?
3. What’s the best dream you’ve had? the worst?
4. What is the strangest thing you remember someone has said to you?
5. What is your favorite thing you’ve overheard from a conversation?
6. Fav viddy game?
7. What character would you love to hang out with the most? (can be from movie, game, tv series, book etc)
8. What’s a game you’ve been wanting to play, if any? (If this doesn’t apply then a movie/tv series you’ve been wanting to watch, book youve been wanting to read etc)
9. Which do you prefer? A day at the beach, walk in the forest, day out on the town, or getting cozy staying at home?
10. Describe the outfit you feel the most you in.
11. When’s the last time someone complimented you?
Not gonna tag many people, but consider yourself tagged if you haven’t done this and see this! Apologies if yall have already been tagged in something like this
@narutoast-yt @galadrieljones @mrskrazy @mephistia-arts @elenafishersps1 @snikt-snack
#hey thank you! these are fun even if thinking of questions is hard#me: ill have a list so i dont forget ppl#also me: forgets some people#11 questions#11 questions tag meme#tag meme#arthurmorgansgf#tex text#about tex#sfw#long post#// long post
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Heartbeats on the Airwaves chapter 5
As always, for @acealex-blueiguana
Cecil had to stay in the hospital for a week and a half, to make sure the wound healed properly and wasn’t infected. He slept a lot because the exhaustion of his job is finally catching up with his over worked body. Carlos spends a good chunk of his free time in Cecil’s room, making small talk, cuddling and exchanging small kisses.
They shared dinner most nights, unless Carlos got called away. Carlos managed to sneak away and picked up Chinese. Now, Carlos sat cross legged and barefoot at the foot of Cecil’s bed, listening to Cecil go on about how much he hates his brother-in-law. Carlos smiles a little. This man was an absolute dork, but Carlos was completely smitten. He sets his chopsticks down in the container and then sets it aside, pulling Cecil’s feet into his lap, rubbing small counter-clockwise circles around the ankles. Which were quite boney.
“What are we going to do for our first date?” He asked randomly.
Cecil gives noise that was basically a purr and opens his eyes.
“Nothing to fancy. Because a good time isn’t based on how much money you spend.”
“I could cook for you.” Carlos suggests. “Since your birthday is next week.”
“How did you-oh god. Right there!” Cecil groans as Carlos presses his thumb into the arc of Cecil’s foot.
Carlos chuckles. “I read your chart. I also know you have a wheat allergy. And that your middle name is Gershwin.”
“Now hold on- “Cecil keens again, arching his back a little as Carlos begins to rub the lower part of Cecil’s left leg before switching to the right.
“Hm?”
“You know so much about me and I hardly know anything about you.”
“Well, my middle name is Fernando, my birthday May 20th and I’m allergic to cats. Which I assume you have because the first time we met you ran into me and then I was sneezing like crazy all day.”
Carlos smiles at the memory but Cecil’s face fell.
“Oh.”
“Hey. Don’t worry about it. I take Claritin. Because I can handle it and I would hate to stop seeing you, as we are now dating and all.”
“You’ll have to meet him sometime.”
“What if he hates me?”
“Then it’s not going to work out. I can’t date anyone my cat doesn’t trust.”
Carlos nods. “I can respect that. I hope I’ll make a good impression.”
“I’m sure he’ll love you as much as I do.” Cecil muses before his eyes go wide and one hand clapped over his mouth. “Shit. Sorry. I know it’s still way early and- “He kind of shrinks back a little.
Carlos reaches out, a tad concerned. “Cecil? Are you okay?” He asked softly.
Cecil nods quickly. “I’m alright. Just lost control of my mouth for a moment is all.”
Carlos reaches out and takes his hand, giving a careful and gentle squeeze.
“You meant it?”
Cecil looks up at him. “I do.”
“That’s good. Because I love you too.”
Cecil's mouth dropped open and he was stunned silent. Carlos chuckles again and shifts to his knees, leaning up to kiss Cecil’s lips. Cecil was speechless. Cecil “I talk for a living, so I don’t do shut up” Palmer was silent. It was a bit jarring.
“You’re adorable.” Carlos grins before sitting back down.
“You broke me.”
“I do apologize. But I am a doctor so I’m sure I can fix what I broke.”
“I do believe I’m entitled to compensation.” Cecil gives a small smile.
Carlos raises an eyebrow. “I’m sure we can work something out.”
Before Cecil could answer, Carlos kissed him once more and then kisses his forehead. “Are you wanting to do that interview?”
“I had completely forgotten about it.” Cecil admits. “But sure. Not like I have anything better to do at the moment.”
Carlos opens his mouth to retort but Cecil gives him a look and he shuts his mouth with a laugh.
“You need to behave Dr. Mendez.”
“I don’t know what you are talking about Mr. Palmer.”
“Mhm. Hand me my bag please?”
Carlos gets up and picks up the satchel that Dana had dropped off earlier. Its bag was covered in pins and patches ranging from pride to Star Trek. It was very Cecil. He hands it over and watches as Cecil opens it and digs through files and papers before pulling out a recorder.
“Here we are.” Cecil holds up the silver recorder triumphally.
“Anything else?” Carlos asked as he settles back down at the foot of the bed.
“Nope. Let’s begin.”
Cecil slipped into a professional personality easily, despite being in a hospital gown and hooked to multiple machines.
“I’m here with Mercy Eastern’s Chief of Surgery, Dr. Carlos Mendez. I’ve been told you have big news for the viewers?”
“I do.” Carlos smiles, seeming a bit nervous for some reason.
Cecil reaches over and takes his hand, giving a gentle squeeze.
“What is your news?”
“Originally the Crystal Storm Foundation was for teenage and single mothers to get help so they can get back on their feet, but as of February 13th, this Wednesday, we will be extending our reach to women who cannot conceive and working with surrogates to provide them with the family they cannot produce themselves. We believe everyone deserves a chance to be a family.” The words seemed to be pouring out now.
Cecil couldn’t help the smile that spreads across his lips. He loved how passionate Carlos seemed when talking about helping others. His eyes light up and hold a love for people.
“We also will be helping children in the system to find forever homes. Everyone should have someone to love them.”
Cecil nods a little, his eyes starting to sting a little. Carlos stopped talking and reaches out for his hand.
“Cecil? Is something wrong?”
“No. No. Nothing is wrong. It’s just…. you are so amazing. I’m so lucky to have met you. I- “He pauses, reaching over to turn off the recorder before continuing. “Carlos, words usually come easily to me. That’s why I do what I do.” He pauses and looks away, only to have Carlos reach over and take his hand.
“But?”
Cecil looks back over. “But you make me speechless. I’m at a loss for words. I don’t know why. I’ve dated before. But this is different. You are different.”
Carlos gazes at him for a moment. “I’m…. I’m amazing because you make me want to be amazing. You have this way of making people want to be better. You inspire me with your raw passion and loyalty to your work.”
Cecil was openly crying now, and Carlos panicked.
“I didn’t mean to make you cry! I’m sorry!”
Cecil gives a watery laugh. “You.”
“Me?”
“Yes, you.”
“What about me?”
Cecil tugs on his hand. “Hold me. I’m tired.”
“Yes sir.” Carlos smiles a little and cleans off the bed before getting up.
-----.-----
The next week went by in a blur and before Carlos knew it, it was Cecil’s birthday. He wasn’t sure what to get as a gift but suddenly, he just knew. He ran out and bought the supplies before hurrying home and getting to work.
The day passed by fairly quickly and soon it was six o’clock. He slides the lasagna into the oven and moved to answer the door. Cecil stands on the other side, wearing what he wore on the news that night, with his hair pulled back into an elegant braid. His glasses slipped down his narrow nose a little and Carlos smiles fondly.
“Hey beautiful. Happy Birthday.” Carlos steps back after pressing a chaste kiss to Cecil’s lips. Cecil follows him to the kitchen.
“I wasn’t sure if you drank red or white, so I brought both.” Cecil says as he sits down the paper bag he was carrying.
“I’m not to picky. Which do you prefer?”
“My favorite is Arbor Mist, the raspberry one but where I went didn’t have any, so I got Pinot Grigio and Rosé.”
“Oh, that’s too bad. I’m sure we can make do.” Carlos leans against the counter with an easy smile.
“I have been told I’m pretty easy to satisfy.” Cecil comments.
Carlos raises an eyebrow. “Is that so?”
Cecil’s eyes go wide, and his face, ears and neck flush a bright red as he struggles to answer. Carlos laughs.
“Yknow, you made that exact same face when we first met.”
“Please don’t bring that up. I have to deal with both Dana and Earl teasing me about it.” Cecil wines a little and buries his face in his hands.
Carlos crosses the kitchen pulls him close. “I’m sorry. I can’t help it. You have a cute blush.”
“You are annoying. You know that?” Cecil says, his voice muffled where he tucked his head into the crook of Carlos’ neck.
“You love it.”
“Yeah.” Cecil presses a kiss to Carlos’ neck. “I do.”
Before Carlos could answer, his pager went off in the living room. He tightens his hold on Cecil with a groan. He wasn’t on call tonight!
“Do you need to go?” Cecil asked, pulling away a little.
“I can have someone else get it.”
“What if they need you?”
Carlos rubs a hand over his face. He knew Cecil was right, but he didn’t want to leave. Cecil takes his hand.
“Hey. It’s okay. Go.”
“But- “
“I’m used to spending my birthday alone. We can reschedule.”
The words made Carlos’ heart hurt.
“You have lives to save.”
Carlos nods. “I know.” He kisses the center of Cecil’s palm. “Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
“Be safe.”
“I will.” Carlos promises, turning the oven off and taking the pan out. “You can eat if you want. It’s wheat free.” He says, kissing him once more before moving into the bedroom to put his shoes on.
Carlos finally gets home around eleven to find Cecil asleep on the couch with Stark Trek: The Next Generation playing quietly in the background. Half a glass of Rosé sits on the coffee table but both the lasagna and the cake are untouched. Cecil’s purple glasses sat crooked on his face and his clothes were rumpled enough for Carlos to assume that he’d been asleep for at least an hour. Carlos quietly sits down the bottle of Arbor Mist-raspberry of course- on the coffee table and kneels down beside the couch. He had to go to three different stores to find it, but he didn’t mind. He brushes back Cecil’s bangs and kisses his forehead. Cecil stirs a little before snapping awake and jerking upright.
“No!” He gasped, making Carlos fall back.
“Cecil?” He asked.
Cecil looked around before his eyes landed on Carlos and him visibly relaxed. “Oh. Carlos. You’re back.” He smiles.
“Are you alright?”
“Yeah. I’m fine. Just a bad dream is all.”
“Do you want to talk about it?”
“Not tonight.” Cecil shudders. “What time is it?”
“Eleven ten.” Carlos picks himself up off of the floor. “I know it hasn’t been the best birthday, but we still have fifty minutes we can salvage.”
“Sorry I fell asleep. I wanted to wait up for you.”
“I don’t mind. It was a cute sight to come home to. I got you something.” Carlos says, handing over the bottle.
“Where did you find this?!? Everyone is sold out!”
“I just got lucky I guess.”
The truth was that he drove two towns over to find it, but Cecil didn’t need to know that.
“Thank you.”
“There’s one more thing.”
“Oh?”
“Wait here.” Carlos instructs, going to his room and getting the box and returning to the couch.
Cecil takes it with a curious expression and opens the box. Nestled in silver tissue paper is the vest that Carlos had ripped when Cecil had gotten shot. It was cleaned and repaired, with a red flannel heart sewn onto the left side, over his heart.
“One of the holes was to big to fix so I improvised with one of my own shirts.” Carlos admits, rubbing the back of his head.
Cecil looks at him, a gentle expression on his face. “I love it.”
Carlos kissed him once. “Happy Birthday Dearheart.”
```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
CECIL’S CAKE RECIPE!!!
Okay so I’m from the south and the best damn cake ever is called a hummingbird cake. It’s been in my family for literally forever. And now y’all have the recipe.
3 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3 large eggs, beaten
11/2 cups vegetable oil
vanilla extract(as much as you feel is right)
1 (8-ounce) can crushed pineapple, undrained
2 cups chopped bananas
1 cup chopped pecans
Shortening
Cream cheese frosting
1/2 cup chopped pecans
How to Make It
Step 1
Preheat oven to 350°. Whisk together flour and next 4 ingredients in a large bowl; add eggs and oil, stirring just until dry ingredients are moistened. Stir in vanilla, pineapple, bananas, and 1 cup chopped toasted pecans. Spoon batter into 3 well-greased (with shortening) and floured 9-inch round cake pans.
Step 2
Bake at 350° for 25-30 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes our clean. Cool cake layers in pans on wire racks 10 minutes; remove from pans to wire racks, and cool completely (about 1 hour).
Step 3
Place 1 cake layer on a serving platter. Spread 1 cup Cream Cheese Frosting over cake layer. Top with second layer, and spread 1 cup frosting over cake layer. Top with third cake layer, and spread top and sides of cake with remaining frosting and pecans.
I also like to mix coconut into the frosting
frosting is optional and the pineapple can be substituted with cherries
#welcome to night vale#wtnv#cecil palmer#wtnv carlos#wtnv cecil#carlos the scientist#cecilos#fanfiction#and cecilos content#au#fic wip#wip#hbotaw#fluff#bridge chapter
43 notes
·
View notes
Text
Soft Q&A
Tagged by: @ygteasure !!! <3
What’s the smell of your shampoo?
its supposed to b tangerines but it smells more like a citrus concoction
What’s your aesthetic?
based on my wardrobe alone the main ones I like is neutral+warm, 90s insp+colorful, androgynous or v feminine. I adore vintage stuff and love comfy/soft things and fresh...??? stuff?? idk like things that remind me of springtime like flowers and frogs and grass.
What is your favorite time of day?
golden hour/late afternoon
What do you like the most about the beach?
when u finally work up the courage to dive into the water,,, fireworks on the beach, napping on the beach, white squeaky sand + bonfires
What do you worry about constantly?
jsjsjs if I fucked up that bad or am I just overanalyzing things? How am I gonna graduate highschool/is college worth it
What is a song you’ve cried to before?
everglow by coldplay fjhdfkj i bawled my eyes out at 2am over a crush
What are some relaxing tips for your followers?
take a shower, nap in a clean/comfy space, listen 2 asmr, go outside if u can and lay in the grass
What are some things that make you tear up?
coming out, growing up, school, someone i love getting hurt, groups disbanding
What is your favorite form of each of the five senses?
touch: cuddling!!
sight: mashiho, bang chan, kim wonpil, clean rooms, nature during springtime, my puppy, my best friend, my family
hearing: nct’s discography, mashiho’s voice, yedam’s cover of there’s nothing holding me back, lorde’s discography, skz’ discography, asmr, when my dog makes funny noises, my cats purring
smell: warm, spicy smells (like baked goods), mint, fresh cut grass, lilies of the valley, my perfume, coconut, apples, white chocolate...to name a few lol
taste: thai food, ramen, french fries, ice cream, lasagna, chedder cheese
What is one alternate reality you’d want to live in?
where im thru college, know several languages, with a job i love with decent money and running a mini farm w my partner and our pets
What are most troubles you face daily?
trying to overcome bad time management, trying not to yell at ppl for homophobia, trying to focus, trying to be nice to not nice people.... the list goes on
What is a scene of a book that made you really sad?
ok,,, do fanfics count?? i read @jisquish‘s changlix fic “read my lips” and that one scene where Deaf!Changbin got to hear everyones’ voice made me cry as well as a couple other scenes (I highly suggest reading this fic its So Good)
Say something to all your followers.
Send anons! Tag your reblogs! Say stuff in the replies! I always wanna hear from yall. dont be afraid to talk me, ok? and thanks for sticking around + joining me in this experience of a survival show. u are all super sweet and i love interacting with you
I tag: @hyunsukies @cafencts @junkyeu @galaxyknj@felixxtrash @stray-kids-stuff @astarlightmonbebe @yedumb and anyone else who wants to!
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
these are actually hella fucking cute y’all
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
more cereal
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
oh yes :) but gotta get me some hot chocolate or blanket
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
usually just a scrap of paper or whatevers close
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
i put soy milk and sugar in my coffee....just sugar in tea
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
ya :/ well at least if my mouth is open...I have terrible teeth
6: do you keep plants?
no
7: do you name your plants?
noo lol
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
painting/drawing/crafting..sometimes writing or poetry
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
very much
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
usually side, sometimes back
11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?
too many to name
12: what's your favorite planet?
hmm...never thought about it strangely. saturn for looks. but mars cause idk..it holds the most possibility
13: what's something that made you smile today?
my cats
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
uhhh....idk
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
A day on Venus is actually longer than a year on Venus... wrap your head around that ;)
16: what's your favorite pasta dish?
ooooh all of them lol but probably lasagna... ooh or alfredo
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
just darker...dark brown or black
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you
and your friends and is always brought up
when i made us play hide n seek in a hotel room and i hid behind a curtain.
or when i peed on my friends foot cause she got stung by a jellyfish XD
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
I used to :/ I dont' really anymore..probably should
20: what's your favorite eye color?
um idk really it depends on the person..I usually like brown or blue. not that green isn't nice but again depends on the person lol
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
ugh I really don't use bags or purses or anything like that much. currently my black vans drawstring
22: are you a morning person?
nah, never will be. i'm used to getting up early but still hate it
23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
SLEEP
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
yes..a few people
25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?
umm i dont think ive broken into anywhere
26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
i got rid of all my own shoes but the ones ive had a while i wear the most are my black slipon vans
27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?
mint
28: sunrise or sunset?
sunset
29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
only she could do it, cant even explain lol
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
more than a few times
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
I LOVE SOCKS lol absolutely not all white socks. I like fun patterned socks..especially my vans no shows... sometimes sleep with them on
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
oh gosh dont let me start
33: what's your fave pastry?
uggghh too many. recently something amazing I tried... lobster tails from carlos bakery. but really..any pastry lol
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
lots of them. the main one I can think of is a small little grungy horse named Wickee lol...got him at this amusement park called Wickee Watchee... idk where he is atm :/
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
ooooooh yesssss...from time to time
36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
21 pilots
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
I mean I like it clean.... but it's messy most the time anyways lol
38: tell us about your pet peeves!
ugh so many. the #1 thing probably is when I'm walking like in a store and someone just stops right in front of me..like i'm tryna get somewhere please move haha but otherwise I just had selfish spoiled people and attitudes and people who think they're better than everyone else
39: what color do you wear the most?
black and gray
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?
um honestly I don't have any jewelry besides my liprings. There is this necklace that was my grandmas but I don't really wear it anymore
41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?
It's called Pawn by Robin Roseau
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
Starbucks. it's amazing. it's life. that is all.
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
this girl
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
um hmm on and off lately and I think i'm getting there again...but probably really completely like...last spring
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
as much and often as I can
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
oh you don't want me to do that
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
donald trump. oh food. hahahahah omg. i thought it said thing.
hahahaha. i cant even answer now.
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
roaches. yes still same. I HATE THEM
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
eh neither like or dislike..rarely ever buy cds never records. But I did recently buy the Gwen Stefani Christmas album ;)
50: what's an odd thing you collect?
nothing really odd. oh well.... unique boxes. I guess thats strange lol
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
so many songs.
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
uh hmm.. probably the spongebob mocking one lol
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
honestly..dont kill me...no
54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
myself XD
55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?
gotten out of the car and walked a mile home XD
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
just being genuine and truthful and sweet and trying to be funny even if you're not really
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
BEAUTIFUL. I didnt actually listen but I did in my head. BEAUTIFUL SONG
58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
uhhhh..... dont really have a group of friends XD
59: what's your favorite myth?
hmm too much thinking
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
depends, most the time...the Footprints poem
61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?
given um...idk I used to get a buncha stuff from the dollar store for my fam every year lol
received? a rock from my ex bf -_-
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
nah not really a juice person
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
yes organized
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
black
65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?
yesss....
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
uhhh eh..not for me
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
either calm or sad or sleepy or a combo
68: what's winter like where you live?
it's florida. not usually cold. this week is as cold as it gets...low is like 38
but usually it doesnt even get there
69: what are your favorite board games?
clue, monopoly is alright too
70: have you ever used a ouija board?
no
71: what's your favorite kind of tea?
not huge on tea but I like mint, or something fruity like berry or lemon or peach
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?
with certain things
73: what are some of your worst habits?
leaving drinks or bottles half finished out or like letting my room get messy
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
funny. sarcastic. sometimes an asshole. good time. gorgeous. fun.
75: tell us about your pets!
They're two cats, sister, Lamb and Rue...they're 2 and 1/2 years old..and sweet and mischevious and fluffy and soft and cuteeee and I love them more than anything
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?
not really
77: pink or yellow lemonade?
dont really like lemonade much but they dont make much a difference to me
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
fanclub :)
79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
wrote a song for me
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
white..nah I didnt choose
81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
honestly my minds going black lol im tired
82: are/were you good in school?
yes for the most part..had my moments but overall good
83: what's some of your favorite album art?
so many I could name. coldplays is always really colorful and abstracty. and imagine dragons.
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
already have two. want a lot more..too much to name and i dont even know still what all i want
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
nah
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
YAS. many. but first came to mind, Skillets Rise
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
Silver Linings Playbook. Paper Towns. Shrek. All the disney movies. Avatar. Wizard of Oz. many more
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
all of them haha... pop art, impressionism, renaissance..just all of it
all special in they're own way
89: are you close to your parents?
eh idk i cant explain..neither close nor distant. like we live together and talk alot but not really the close relationship as some do..im very different from them
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
Knoxville. the city I went to college in... interesting place with lots to do..best of both worlds. beautiful mountains and hills and views. but also the downtown areas are cool..lots of fun stuff
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
going to savannah ga for my bday. not sure where else yet but i'm sure there will be other places. i'd really like to go to phoenix..boston..new orleans..california..portland ugh so many places
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
CHEESE AF
93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?
just up in a bun which is boring but its too messy and long to put up with lol
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
my dad
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
nothing really so far. probably will go to lunch or something with my friend
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
procrastinate
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
myer briggs- INFJ (advocate)
sign- aquarius
house- ravenclaw
98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
legitimately...like 3 years ago...hated it...too much walking and pain XD
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
ugh sooooooooooo many. pretty much any song by skillet or gwen stefani/no doubt
recently..dusk till dawn by sia, new rules by dua lipa... also songs by ben howard..lots of indie stuff
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
5 into the future... i've already lived my past, and i've made a lot of progress...wanna jump to even more progress hopefully
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
It's Tag Time!
Rules: Tag people you want to know more about!
Tagged by: @aspiring-to-be-a-cat thanks babe ( ˘ ³˘) im so sorry this took so long orz
Were you named after anyone?
Well, i was named after some french actress named Anouk Aimee. The name is very popular in the Netherlands but not so much Canada 😢
When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday actually. I was sitting outside (bad idea it was hella cold) talking on the phone when i started talking about atlantic cod and i dont remember what the joke was but it was so funny i made myself cry from laughing too much
Do you like your handwriting?
Hmm it's ok i think.. Its gotten neater over the last few years so thats good. And it's readable so bonus points ✌Dont even get me started on cursive tho... I learned it maybe 2x a week for a month in gr4 and then it was taken out of the curriculum so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What’s your favorite lunch meat?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAMM !!!!!!!!! Im just a sliced ham sorta gal
Do you have kids?
Well i certainly hope not! ;D nah im barely an adult anyways. But kids love me for some reason tho
If you were a different person, would you be friends with you?
Idk tbh. I would hope so. If we were i would pray to literally anything that other me could cook so they could teach me their ways. My family? Great cooks, etc. Me? Not so much. Anyways we would both enjoy memes and singing to disney movies and mamma mia and dreaming of sleeping forever (and riding the bull ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Do you use sarcasm?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you still have your tonsils?
Indeed
Would you bungee jump?
See i think it would be cool but i wouldnt actually go through with it. Unless i was blindfolded. Blindfolded means i cant see myself fall to my death
What’s your favorite cereal?
I just eat cheerios with raspberries;; although when i was younger my mum would occasionally buy Reese's Pieces I think which werent so bad
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Sometimes yes sometimes no
Do you think you are a strong person?
Surprisingly yea actually. Listen i lifted my friend one (1) time who weighs like 230+.
What’s your favorite ice cream?
I just had it like 5 minutes ago. Berry sorbet!!! I also really like lime. Sorbet icecream is my saviour ty.
What’s the first thing you notice about people?
Hmm something that sticks out. It always depends on the person really. Some people i dont notice anything. But like one friend, something i always noticed was her eyes (the prettiest ever) or her smile! Or my mum has got her big german nose which is hard to miss. I just realized that i love peoples noses cause they can be so different and unique i love it. One friends nose literally reminds of Sera's it's adorable
What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself?
.... My eyebrows... Like they go from dark to light but it's so abrupt that it just looks like half is shaved off TT-TT so makeup it is and oh it does wonders. Oh and probably my hands... theyre so small, theyre like tiny sausages i hate it and my feet are super small.. like size 4.5 or 5 if im lucky
What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?
Im wearing grey track pants that i totally didnt steal from my friendo and Iron Bull shirt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (thanks bioware)
What are you listening to right now?
...... What is Love by Haddaway
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Black, like my soul
Favorite smell?
Hmm, melted cheese.... And when the Khans (family friends) make Biryani or Samosas or Tandoori or Curry they are the best smells ever..! Hm the cold crisp air and pine trees in winter as well!
Who was the last person you talked on the phone with?
My friend actually! (sorry mum)
Favorite sport to watch?
Haha sports? What sports? Ok i have watched football (european) with my family. Europeans are crazy about football my god. I was there during the world cup and oh dear when the Netherlands lost....
Hair color?
Well naturally im blonde but i dyed it red violet last december which is essentially hot pink but with more purple in the mix but then i tried this lighter almost pastel pink. Idk if i should go back to blonde or do something else tho :0
Eye color?
Blue like my mamas
Do you wear contacts?
Nah just glasses when i remember to :D
Favorite food?
I had mac n makhani last night and idek what it is but it was good so yea that. And lasagna. What can i say i really like cheese. Oh ooh and butter chicken! And this pulled pork poutine i got from a Jamaican restaurant one time.... It was so good....
Scary movie or comedy?
I hate scary movies. When i first watched Jaws when i was 13/14 i had nightmares for months. So comedy. There was a comedy/horror that i loved tho; Tucker and Dale: Forces of Evil or something like that.
Last movie you watched?
I wanna say Thor: Ragnorak (so good) but it was actually Moana (again for the 100th time)
What color shirt are you wearing?
It's grey with one of Bulls tarots on it (blessed). Its got a little bit of paint on it tho :'(
Summer or winter?
Winter. Oh, worm? Although i love spring because it rains so much hell yesss
Hugs or kisses?
I deprived myself of affection for years, thanks! depression! So now i make up for it hugging all the people i care about. Occasionally i'll give friends smooches on the cheeks if theyre comfortable with it too
Book you’re currently reading?
Haha whats reading? I havent read anything in forever. Im still trying to finish The Danish Girl, The Outlander series, The Serpent of Essex and The Girl of Fire and Thorns which I got like 6 years ago at a scholastic book fair
Who do you miss right now?
My mum and my cat and my friends and family T-T and Asra & Nadia & Oleg & Parthurnaax pls let them be safe and happy and basically ever vg character that i love ;u;
What’s on your mouse pad?
Ive never used one of those ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but my german oma and opa got me one a long time ago with some famous german mouse thing on it. Kinda cute kinda not
What’s the last TV program you watched?
This tv show called Blackish was just on tv. It's hella funny omg. Also i turn on American Dad just for backround noise if that counts
What’s the best sound?
That music that plays when Asra is around, like in that cave.. It just sounds so magical ;u;
Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
Well i did just go to a Beatles Tribute concert 2 weeks ago sooo.. The Beatles it is 👍
What’s the furthest you ever traveled?
Austria cause for some reason we stopped there when going to visit family but it's farther than the Netherlands so like... what...?
Do you have a special talent?
Drawing I guess. Being outta school and barely drawing sort of took me outta the loop... now everyhing i draw looks ugly :/ I guess my hidden talent of writing for one ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ I learned to make coffees i didnt even know existed at work as well so?? Yes?
Where were you born?
Toronto actually :/ I was almost born somewhere else because my parents travelled a lot up until i was born but they came back... Goddamn
I tag: @queenlydweeb @ridethefrostback @mrjennety @backwardszombie ;D
#this is long & overdue aahhhhh#thats for the tag babe. ( ˘ ³˘)#how do i tag this uuh#the onion speaks#aspiring-to-be-a-cat#queenlydweeb#backwardszombie#ridethefrostback#long post#im sorry everyone most likely read this stuff orz. ...#mrjennety#hey gheykobé surprise it's me
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
Do all the emojis questions. I'm on phone so can't rmemeber them so ehhhh
U sure like to challenge me baby 👆Hot tall are you? 5.2 ✔ sexual orientation ? Asexual romantic ( im onclined more for boys but i like some girls too ) 🚬 do you smoke ? Nop Do you take drugs? ( didnt find the emoji lmao ) Nop 😃 age you get mistaken for ? 14,15,16
💉 have any tattoos ? Nop ✏Want any tattoos ? Yes probably , but i dont think too much about it ✂Got any piercings ? Used to on my nose when i was 15 and it got infected ✌Want any piercings ? Not really 👌Best friend ? @sewyclub has know me for such a long time is like a sister that likes undertale and all that shit but i love her @shadows-vengeance7 also is one of the first that followed me here and despite we dont talk a lot i also considere them a good friend @aspergerasparagus bc we meet this year and is a bae who dont know how to shoot ❤ do you like anyone ? Mhmh maybe 🎤 top favorite bands ? Tool Slipknot Metallica Mago de oz Rem 🎶 top 5 favorite songs? 10.000 days by tool Losing my religion by rem La cantata del diablo by mago de oz Until it sleeps by metallica War by poets of the fall Africa by toto 😒 biggest pet peeve ? When people dont let other people talk or left things were they are not supposed to go 📝 story from your childhood ? I was thought there was an alien calling over the telephone for help in my house 💬I wish …To finish my studies and be financially stable and of course have a good career , stay with friends and make good horror movies 💌 fan mail me ? I know who will get this .. But ho is gonna send me one lmao 💍 marry me ? @aspergerasparagus 💍 wanna get married and have a clown wedding with lots of pancackes with me ? 💘 be my tumblr crush ? Hahahha all of u know who it is Didnt find the emoji again lmao ) favorite foods Spagetthi and meatballs Fried fish and french potatoes Cazuela Lasagna Ice cream Pizza🔆 story about your day ? My notebook die today and i spend 12 hrs on a bus to get home :D 💘 top 5 celebrity crushes Mads mikkelsen Hugh jackman Cate blanchet Bill skardsgard ( he is such a twink yoo 👌👌) Edris elba 🎥 top 5 favorite movies The thing 1982 The plague dogs The boondock saints Hellraiser 1 Watership down 📺 top 5 favorite tv showsHannibal Law & order ( the original ) True detective ( season 1 bc ss 2 is shit ) Ash vs evil deadThe simpsons ( the 12 first seasons ) The mentalist ✏ random fact about yourself I tend to make poetry once in a while ✈ where are you from ? Chile 🚀Where do you wanna visit ? San francisco again,london, finland , japan 😍 do you have a crush ? That is top secret 😷 something you hate eating ? Avocado 🙈 what makes you shy ? Big groups of people , my face sometimes 💃Can you dance ? No , i suck at it 💏 do you love anyone ? Top secret my dudeee 👟 favorite shoe(s) to wear My slippers🌴 island you would visit ? Juan fernandez island 🌍 a country you would visit ? Mentioned above but i would really like to go to usa again , japan or great britain 🌀 favorite type of weather Rainy days 🔮 Do you believe in luck ? Yes 📱What phone do you have ? Lg stylus x power 📅 favorite time of the year ? Vacations lmao 📚 career goal you want ? Film directing , or art directing along with concept artist 🍴 favorite food(s) to eat ? Pizza and icea cream 🍭 favorite candy ? Goomy dolphins 🍇 favourite fruit ? Melon 🚘 dream cars(s) ? Dont really care about cars 🚔Have you ever been arrested ? Nop 🚑 have you everdriven and ambulance before ? Nop ( fucking emojis where the hell are they ) do you have a license ? Nop 👶 do you have or want kids ? I dont have and i dont want them 🔞Are you under 18 ? Nop 🐶 do you own a pet ? 3 female adult cats and 1 little male kitten 😢 something that makes you sad ? Seeing friendssad , not reaching my goals , being left behind idk 😠 what pisses you off ? Too much ego on people and liars 😉 what turns you on ? Same interest on something yo 😈 are you a freak ? We all are 💪I walk a lot to get everyday to school and work but workout actually nahh
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
100 Questions You Have Never Been Asked Before
l1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?
Closed, a lil bit open for my cat. My orange cat named Garfield. Who once actually ate lasagna.
2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?
I was about to say I have never slept in an hotel, but I did in Germany! And nah. I wasn’t interested in it.
3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?
I tuck them in, then I move around alot while I sleep and wake up with them tucked out and I leave them tucked out. Guess that is where my energy goes to..moving in my sleep. I actually tuck them in to be a little bit neat, but I prefer them out when I sleep.
4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?
Nope, how the fuck do people get them out of the pole?
5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?
It’s funny, but I never use them cause it doesnt help anyway.
6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?
I dont use coupons. I give them to my mom. She is addicted.
7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?
I mean....they say that if you play dead, that the bear will go away so...
8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?
None. I think.
9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?
Not always. I often put on the ‘bitchy-eyebrow’ + slight smirk or no smirk. And sometimes I do smile (sometimes together with the bitchy eyebrow’)
10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?
I have a few but I have forgotten them....
Oh remembered two! When people are arrogant. And manipulative people. Ugh.
11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?
No.....but I did skip some steps on sidewalks. Like only walking on the black stones, just because I can. Only when I am bored or stressed tho.
12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?
Yeahhhhh, first time when I was like 4 or 5 years old. What an experience.
13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?
Nooooo, bruh I cant even poop anywhere but at home. Or when someone really isnt around. I cant even really poop when my parents are around. So uncomfortable
14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?
Lol bitch too often! It makes up for a nice mood and you know you need to lose energy, and dancing!! It’s dancing! Dancing is fun!
15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?
Used to do it everytime I had one in my hands, however I stopped. People started associating it with unhygiene and childishness, and I listened lol.
16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?
:)
17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?
Just one person, but two can fit in! I tested that! And it helps that I am skinny.
18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?
Hmmmmmm...... I think Not Today by BTS! I have been in the mood for some confident energetic songs.
19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?
Ofcourse. And it actually looks good!
20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?
Hm Ghibli movies (hm it is anime tho). Avatar the Last Airbender. That is kind of it. I dont watch lots of movies anymore or series tho.
21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?
I have saw so many movies that I did not like, I really just cannot remember.
22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?Why would I tell? What if someone finds out where I hid my possibly owned by me treasure? I see what you are trying to do.
23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?
Water! Sometimes tea. But specially water, because I forcing myself to drink more water. Water is good for you!
24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?
When I used to eat meat I dipped my chicken nugget in sweet-and-sour sauce
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Pizza, seafood, bami. All very different but sooooooooooo goooood!
26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?
Serendipity,The Illusionist, Inception, Midnight In Paris, Now You See Me series.
27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?
I shall not speak of him since he is not worthy.
28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?
Never, such a myth for me. What is that scout thing that kids do? What?
29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?
I mean...I would strip in private to my future bae ;) Dont think this is what the question meant, but always include the details ha
30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?
1-2 years ago? To my grandfather.
31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?
I dont even drive nor really know how it can be changed.....oops. My family loves to do that shit
32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?
I dont drive. And I cant predict whether it will happen lol
33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?
Nope
34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?
Don’t eat sandwiches. I often just eat bread with butter or hagelslag (Dutch).
35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
Pancakes, or scrambled eggs....I am hungry.
36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?
Midnight - 2 AM. I am trying to change......
37. ARE YOU LAZY?
Not really, just unenergetic and unmotivated. I should be more hardworking.
38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?
Never participated in halloween.
39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?
The Tiger....rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. No srsly, the tiger is one of my favorite animals so I was so happy to have it as my Chinese sign.
40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?
My mother tongue is Portuguese, I speak Dutch as a second language and now even better than my mother tongue, I speak English almost fluently, speak some Spanish/French/German (school level). I do understand almost everything in Spanish obviously. I can also read Russian....I was bored so yea. I am pretty good with languages. Would be awesome to know how to speak more languages.
41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?
Nope
42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?
Legos because I dont know what Lincoln Logs are.
43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?
I was stubborn in not being stubborn. Aka yes I am stubborn and at first I denied it, but know I have realized it....plus most people saying it is an evidence.
44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?
I dont watch either, and I dont really care lol
45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?
Portuguese soap operas used to be my life until I moved away when I was 9 years old. Then I never really watched it again.
46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?
YES! yes, but I am trying to beat it bit by bit....by putting myself near heights :))))))
47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?
Yes when I am with people I feel comfortable with. But I am sure that when I get more energy and less social stress, that I will sing no matter who I am with. It is supposed to be fun!
48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Sometimes. I usually just daydream. And die thinking about the thought of getting out in the cold outside of the shower.
49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?
Fuck yea! Doesnt help that I get car sick, but you know,....fuck yea!
50. EVER USED A GUN?
Water guns yes!! Oh and I also had one very middle age old gun at my house in Portugal. Didnt work, but it was funny to hold it and pretend I was a pirate who actually rescued people.
51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?
When I was 6 years old or something like that. A typical Dutch photograph with clomps from Volendam. First time in The Netherlands on vacation.
52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?
Mua, not all of them. Dont really watch musicals tho.
53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?
Apparently. People around stress so fucking hard, it is sad and hilarious at the same time.
54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?
A what? Had to google it. Polish dumplings.....would love to try it! And no meat I have just read. Interesting.
55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?
Raspberries...I think it were raspberries. So fucking good. Orange is also good. Appleeee! That is yummy.
56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
Lawyer, a writer or a teacher. Or a singer/dancer/rapper! Hahahaha!
57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
Nope, but I do believe in demons. Is that something?
58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?
Too many times. Dont know if I like it or dislike it.
59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?
No, but I should really start taking it. Specially D and B12... I bought them but I forget to take it everytime.
60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?
Noooooo. Bare feet in the house! Or socks.
61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?
Nah, only when I am cold.
62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?
A different pyjama every 1-2 weeks.
63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?
The Script. With my ex-best friend hahahahah. ‘Bestfriend’.
64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?
I live in a non-English country, so I have never been to these
65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?
Nikes, I guess. Never wore Adidas so cant judge.
66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?
No idea, dont eat them.
67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?
No really either, but sunflower seeds I guess.
68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?
Nope, are they French or something. Why is this being asked hmmmm
69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?
Yeahhh! Streetdance! Years ago tho, lost my moves a bit. They are still there somewhere tho. I miss dancing
70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?
Don’t really care
71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
Yeaaas... ;)
72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?
Don’t have those
73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?
Nope lol
74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?
Nope
75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?
Nope
76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?
Nope
77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes!
78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?
Red Velvet and BTS.
79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?
I saw BTS concert online
80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?
Hot Hot Hot
81. TEA OR COFFEE?
Tea Tea Tea!!!
82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?
Noneeeeeeee
83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?
Very well very well. A swimming champion from England said I was naturally gifted lol..
84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?
Yes! Are there people who can’t??
85. ARE YOU PATIENT?
HAHAHAH...no.
86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?
DJ
87. EVER WON A CONTEST?
A multiply contest. Multiplying man.
88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?
Nope.
89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?
Neither
90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?
Nope
91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?
Living Room! Or my bedroom, but it has to be a big room.
92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
Yes!
93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?
N/A
94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?
There were a few lol. When I didn’t crush on them anymore, I suddenly got confident in talking to them nice.
95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?
Never.
96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Nope and don’t want them.
97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?
Nope.....I could go for adoption tho!
98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Black!!!! And purple. And I guess blue too.
99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?
Not anymore. I am free :)
100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS NEXT?
@4hyyh @kittaee @rvelvts @softyeri @wendyismyfavouritederp @jinsasleep @2awake
3 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
90shotness
90s hotness
miceshots
MiceShots
amirabet
aMirabet
dollifieds
proti
traderbrasil
traderbrasil