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areislol · 1 year

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xiao as spiderman headcanons 🕸️

►— pairings. spiderman! xiao x gn! reader

► — warnings. slight angst (?), fluff, modern! au, spiderman! au

► — a/n. guyss this includes xiao as spiderman and also your classmate (you don't know that, shhhhh) art by @niilar on twt

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𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐨 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧... / general hcs / meeting you

i. xiao definently stays quiet throughout the day, he doesn't really want to make himself all that known in society (hard to when you're literally spiderman). his only job is to protect the city and its people, he doesn't have "time to do other things other than saving the city" as he says.

his mysterious nature and how he keeps his life and well, himself, so private only makes people want to know more about him, reporters and people who are dedicated to finding out more about his life would try to follow him whenever he's done saving the city or just webbing a robber on a wall but whenever they try to follow him they always end up losing him after a few turns around buildings.

and xiao knows this, he doesn't get why they're so interested him and his life, it's bothersome really. but then again, he understands at the same time. i mean.. who wouldn't get so curious about one's life when they leave straight away after fighting some bad guys? it only makes them more interesting!

ii. he's so quiet and doesn't talk much, even when he's fighting. his opponents are always egging him on to talk and teasing him but he only gives them one snarky comment or scowl in response. even when he's not fighting, even when he's just roaming the streets to see if anyone is up to no good (and many people watching him), he doesn't speak.. not once.

when someone asks a question he gives them a short answer because he can't be that rude, but if it's too personal then he'd just start walking faster and if they keep on pestering him he'd just swing away.

iii. he's so, so chill. nobody really hears that much from him and they can tell that he's really chill because?? whenever somebody alerts xiao as he's walking the streets that there's somebody trying to steal a bag of grapes he's sighing and nodding his head, thanking the person beforeswinging towards the place like it has happened more than once (it has)

the way he swings and thwips his webs is so elegant and has such a.. calm and chill vibe/manner? of course any spiderman who has been spiderman for a long time gets used to swinging and gets good at it but the way he does is different.

it's probably how he swings from one building to another with such ease and it looks like he's cutting through the air...

iv. HE MULTITASKS!!! he would be fighting with some bad guy, for example, a reptile mutant! and then all of the sudden his minions start to run towards xiao from different directions and he is so quick with it.

he quickly looks around his left and right before webbing them to the wall while also avoiding the attacks of his opponent, (that's so hot of him) AND HE LOOKS SO GOOD DOING THAT AS WELL!!!! the way his face is so concentrated on trapping his enemies to the wall yet also avoiding the punches of the reptile mutant and sometimes even using the webbed enemies to whack the mutant as well.

thanks to his spidey senses, xiao can easily swiftly avoid the attacks and land a blow towards his enemy. and by the end can you just imagine every single one of the enemies minions webbed to the walls, squirming and cursing while xiao's just stepping on the reptile mutant who's wrapped in web with one leg, some of the web wrapped aroun the palm of his hands and whenever the reptile would move, even just an inch, he would tug on it, narrowing his eyes at the mutant.

"be quiet and don't move."

even if it's something simple like webbing a bagel for him to eat while also webbing a theift who stole some old woman's purse nonchalantly. the little things you guys. the little things.

v. he has a soft spots for kids. and people know this. you can often spot him just minding his own business before stopping in his tracks, watching a couple of children play soccer or any games. and even though he's wearing a mask, you can notice the way his white eyes soften and the jawline softening. it's adorable.

he gets really shy whenever anybody asks if he has a soft spot for children. always blinking stupidly at the person before shaking his head.

"no, what makes you say that?"

vi. texts with fighting like it's nothing. (just like miles honestly) this links in with multitasking but.. i'll keep it separate. could be fighting some big ass monster or robot but he'd be texting you, his friends, getting in tune with today's drama or even watching the live video of him fighting the monster.

[1:15] "hey Y/N, what are you doing?"

[1:15] "... atlas, aren't you meant to be fighting off that dude? 😭😭"

you're literally watching the live video on youtube right now on your laptop. and he's fighting some big monster dude that's wrecking buildings and throwing cars while xiao's effortlessly avoiding the cars and texting on his phone, texting you. you can see how he looks away from the phone to web the guy's arm to the back before texting you back.

[1:20] "yeah, sorry for the late reply. was busy"

??? but he looks so hot while doing it so it's fine.

vii. xiao would try to distance himself a little from you since he's spiderman and he doesn't want you to get hurt but at the same time he wants to be with you. he then remembers that he's spiderman, he has spidey senses, he saves people.. he can easily prevent any danger coming towards you!

so that easily solves the problem.

vii. when he first met you (as spiderman), he had saved you from a group of boys who cornered you in a dark alleyway, and it just so happened that xiao was patrolling that area. when he spotted the odd scene of a group of boys surrounding someone, he immediately, and quietly, walked over to the alleyway.

and when he heard your scared and wobbly voice, pleading for them to leave you alone he clicked. stepping into the alleyway, making sure not to make a sound before gripping onto one of the guy's shoulder tightly.

"and what do you think you're doing?"

the guy turned around so fast he almost got whiplash and his eyes widened at the sight of the spiderman. before any of them could move or think or their next move he quickly webbed them two by two onto a wall, making sure to tape their mouth with webs as well.

that's when he saw you. his crush. you were crouched down, cheeks wet with tears and hair sticking on your forehead from sweating too much from being afraid. he slowly stepped towards you, making sure not to freak you out. he felt anger and rage travel throughout is body, they made you feel this way?

"are you alright? what did they do to you?"

you explain to him how they have been following you for a while now, only for you to be cornered into an alleyway. an that's when he found you, and xiao understood how scared and terrified you were so he offered you a hand to get up, he made sure you were stable.

you were sniffling and your eyes were slightly puffy from all the crying, xiao just couldn't leave you like this. his job was to protect the city and its people, nothing else. but.. he wasn't just spiderman, underneath the mask was a normal human being who was just like everybody else. and so xiao decided to cheer you up by taking you a calm and warm café.

it was a bit odd, for spiderman to offer you a treat but you couldn't deny that you were hungry and you agreed. you two ended up chatting from walking to the café, inside and sitting down and even till you two left.

xiao had to admit that it was quite fun to chat with you, you listened and had many stories to tell him, even drama from your school (that he somehow already knows..). he eats with the lower mask lifted up to reveal his lower part of his face and wow, was he attractive.

you were so wowed and taken aback by his... pretty lower face? you tried to eat your donut but it would miss your mouth and you just stared at him in awe as the donut missed your mouth like three times. and only when xiao stops eating his own food and looks at you quizzically and clear his throat, do you snap out of your thoughts and begin to eat your donut.

your gaze definenetly made him red and nervous. he didn't know why but something about you drew him towards you, was it your friendliness? how you were patient and kind towards him? how you treated him like a real person than just spiderman? it surprised him that you were this kind. maybe.

he paid for everything despite your protests and to your dismay. you two walked out of the café and he made sure to walk you home to make you were safe. you were thankful for him saving you and walking you home since you never felt safe walking home alone.

and plus, you got to talk to somebody as well! xiao didn't mind listening to you ramble on about your day, it's... as if he's used to it already.

when you're by your apartment door you're thanking him profusely and he's just taking it with a nervous wave, telling you that it's alright. opening your door, you're about to step inside when you turn around and it almost frightens xiao by how quick you turned.

"how about– we.. as a thanks we go to that café again? i'll pay, this time."

your face is slightly red from inviting him to that café, since you've never really invited anyone to anywhere, let alone spiderman, a very handsome one.

xiao dislikes the idea of you paying but then again, throughout the time you two were at the café he felt so comfortable around you even though you two were strangers and barely knew each other, well, that's what you think anyways. plus.. he gets to spend even more time with you!

since then, the café became a place you two would frequent to get together again, to talk and discuss about your day. thing is, you two start to grow closer and closer the more you two meet in the café, and it went from just a day in a week to like three-four days in a week to going to the café.

and that's how xiao, as spiderman befriends you! funny how he's both your friend as spiderman and xiao, isn't it?

𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐨 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞

i. he was one of your first friends when you both first arrived to school. xiao wasn't the "friends for life!!" type, but like spiderman xiao, he was drawn to you. your cheery smile and aura made him feel so welcomed and safe, like he would never be judged.

ii. xiao doesn't have many friends, like maybe two or three. but you're his closest friend. and no matter how many times you try to help him gain more friends (because so many people always give him an interested look), he always turns the offer down and shakes his head, saying that you're enough. (which never fails to make you blush)

iii. he sits next to you, always. if somebody takes HIS spot, he will glare at them until they get the message and get up. and sometimes his leg moves to the side, touching yours. obviously you notice but don't say anything. and if you happen to sneak a glance at xiao while he does this you can notice a very faint blush on his cheeks.

iv. he is VERY smart, like impossibly smart. so he always helps you with your questions, like you don't even have to ask, one glance at your puzzled face and he's already helping you. also takes this opportunity to inch and move in closer to you to the point your shoulders are touching.

if the teacher EVER picked on you to answer a question (that she knows you absolutely do not understand) xiao will whisper the correct answer, and to make sure the teacher doesn't notice he looks down and rests his cheek on his palm, making sure to face you before muttering the answer.

loves to see your happy and confident face when the teacher is astonished by how you got the answer right, that is until she calls you up to explain how you got your answer.

tutors you for free if you need it, he's a great tutor. he takes your pace and understands what he needs to do to make you understand, whether it be visually like a video or a drawing or if you need it to be physical.

gives you his homework answers, but also explains to you how he got them since he wants you to understand. lets you cheat off his paper, and he is ALWAYS prepared for his tests so if you need a study/revise buddy, he's your top pick.

if the teacher ever caught you cheating off a text (which, will never happen) he would take blame, saying that he knew and allowed you (true but still).

v. he's very protective over you. always keeping you close by (to the point where he's either lurking right behind you or pulling you in where your shoulder and hips are touching, you don't complain.)

xiao glares at any boy who decides to give you the look, he wants to keep you safe so he never leaves you alone unless you need space or feel uncomfortable.

vi. when he first got bit, you immediately knew something was wrong when he came to school all sweaty and nervous. you questioned him if he was okay or sick but he said it was nothing, obviously it more than nothing since he continued to profusely sweat and looked around at the people around you like they were crazy.

you brought him to a classroom where nobody was and tried to calm him down, he did, gradually. of course he didn't tell you that he was bitten by a spider and that he may or may not be spiderman.

but overtime he started to started to get the hang of being spiderman and could control his nerves around you, but that also meant that he more sensitive with his new abilities. he could tell when you were about to get intro trouble or whenever you were going to get hurt

he is so so thankful for his spidey senses, although even without them (before he was bitten) it was like he could sense whenever you were about to get hurt.

because of his training to become spiderman and saving the city and people, you two spent less time together, but it didn't mean he makes up for the lost time!

vii. this is out of topic but... that's right folks, in apology for not spending enough time with you (which is like, every hour of the day) he stays over at your place, watching movie with you, studying, baking, or just sleeping over. he gets to be even closer with you without anyone to disturb him.

he also gives you little gifts sometimes, whether it be little snacks you like or cute keychains on your desk. or sometimes you'll see your favourite drink or some heated food on cold days on your desk, and when you look over at xiao like "???" he's all like ":)))"

viii. sits with you during break all the time, sometimes buys you lunch and eats it with you. if you're feeling confident and cute, you can feed him. he's in shock at your question if you could feed him and he's EMBARRASSED, but he still lets you feed him with a grumpy face, it's so cute.

people are always questioning whether or not you two are dating or not. it's honestly so cute seeing you two eat together, the way you two talk about whatever for so long and you two NEVER run out of things to talk. normally it's you that's doing the talking and xiao listening.

ix. lends you his blazer every winter season, when you lose/forget to bring yours or just gives it to you for no reason. and he finds you so adorable when his blazer is slightly big on you (if you're shorter than him)

sneaks a photo of you in it without you knowing.

x. HHHH IF YOU'RE INTO LIKE CUTE LIL ACCESSORIES HE TOTALLY LETS YOU PLACE THEM IN HIS HAIRRRRR, whether or not it matches his appearance or not xiao will still wear them no matter what because it's you.

xi. if you ever gift him keychains, and EVEN though they don't match his whole appearance/vibe, he'll still place them on his bag cause?? he finds it cute.. like if you have a whole different style compared to xiao he definenetly finds the difference... cute.

xx. switches sides with you when you two are walking on a pavement near a road!! like originally you were on the road side but xiao quickly switches sides with you so you're on the safe side with all the buildings while he's on the road side. (plus with his spidey senses he can just protect you 100x more)

xxx. when you two are on a bus going to school together, if there's no more seats he would either, one, glare at someone until they give up their seat (it works), two, holds you close by the waist with one arm while he uses the other to hold the handle.

or you're in front of him WHILE he's holding you by the waist and using his other hand to hold onto the handle, if the bus ever shakes or halts abruptly xiao's quick to hold onto your waist tightly and makes sure you're okay. it always makes you blush.

if you two are going on the regular bus to go to a city or some place, he hides you from the creeps!! hiding your body (the back) with his front. or the other way, except, since he can't cover your behind with his hands or arms he pulls you into a hug and covers it with his bag (AAAAAAAAAAAAA).

he shares one of his earbuds with you, he probably buys a new pair of earbuds so it's brand new and not dirty, he makes sure he only uses one side while you have the other side.

xiao asks what songs he should add into his playlists so you can choose any song when you two are listening on the bus on your way to school or anywhere. doesn't matter if your songs aren't his type, if it makes you happy he could care less.

xl. he holds your bag. it's the bare minimum, i know, yet so attractive. heavy or not he WILL hold your bag so your shoulders aren't affected by your straps at all.

lx. totally unrelated to this topic but, he definenetly keeps and sticks polaroid pictures of you two (or you) on his wall, anything you take with him he puts on his wall, right next to his bed so whenever he wakes up, he's either met with the face of you (yes he's that whipped for you) or he can just turn around to be reminded of you again.

when xiao invited you over to his place, he kinda forgot about the pictures on his wall so when you noticed them when you entered his room xiao was SO shy and embarrassed, stuttering and stumbling over his words as he tries to explain himself but you laugh and shake your head, telling him it was cute.

dies inside when you give him some polaroid pictures of you, just you.

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another note: i just needed to get something out honestly, don't know if anyone has done this yet so, here we are! starting another wip after i post this.

#genshin impact x reader #xiao x reader #spidersona xiao x reader #spiderverse au xiao x reader #genshin impact au #—✧ · . fandom: genshin impact #xiao x y/n #xiao x you #xiao x yn

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istadris · 2 months

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I just have to know how it will turn out if King Boo was faced with Mr L.

OOOOOOH, once again a VERY good question !

There are several possibilities here, based on whether Mr L and Luigi are separate entities or not (E.Gadd would probably be responsible), on whether King Boo knows about it, and whether it matters to him in the grand scheme.

Separate Luigi and Mr L, King Boo knows about it : King Boo would either go "twice the Luigis, twice the Luigi killing!" or on the contrary find a delicious irony in recruiting a Luigi clone to kill Luigi (Mr. L being fairly easy to convince as long as he gets to explode stuff and fed lies about his purpose). Luigi will not have a good time.

Separate Luigi and Mr L, King Boo doesn't know about it : absolute, marvellous, hilarious shenanigans. King Boo doesn't have a clue of what's going on. One moment Luigi is running in fear clutching his poltergust and crying, the next one he's throwing bombs at King Boo while calling him a little floaty bitch. Add Gooigi in the mix (with KB not getting they are also separate entities) and it turns into the most infuriating whack-a-Luigi game King Boo ever faced. Why does Luigi keep coming back when he knocked him down five times in a row ? (Twice it was Gooigi, once Luigi had a golden bone, once it was Mr L but Luigi managed to get him away and back up, once Luigi ran out of golden bones but Mr L and Gooigi teamed up and managed to get him away).

Same entity, King Boo doesn't know : mostly the same than above, King Boo doesn't know on which side float with how unpredictable Luigi is this time, at some point he even threatens to burn down Mario's painting (yes Mario got captured again), only for "Luigi" to flip him off and tell him to do it, he doesn't give a damn.

Same entity, King Boo knows : with all the cards in hand, that's where he would be the most dangerous. Either by knowing from which angle attack depending on who's in charge in Luigi's body, either by managing to trick Mr.L (who, in any of these scenarios, doesn't know about King Boo and only attacks him if the ghost gets in his way) into helping him. Mr. L is a minion at his core (twisting the natural "follower" disposition of Luigi) and if he's given a purpose, all the more if it gets him to defeat Mario ? He's on board. If KB just tries to fight Mr.L... honestly, it's a toss coin on how likely he is to win. Mr L is not as clever as he thinks he is, boastful and easy to lead into traps, but he's a force to reckon with, can adapt fairly easily and unlike Luigi, he would actually be able to improve the Poltergust without any help from E.Gadd.

...Which makes me realize that E.Gadd and Mr. L could ether make the most unhinged team or be at each other's throats in less than a minute.

#super mario bros #luigi's mansion #paper mario #mr l #miscellaneous mario madness #answers

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assortedvillainvault · 4 months

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could you do a Hades and a trans male f/o with ocd and how he would help them/react to things? Only of you are comfy with it!

Hey there! Thanks for the ask and apologies for the snail trail it's taken to get these out.

I tried my best with these - I don't suffer from OCD/am not trans so if there's any inaccuracies please let me know!!

Hades x Trans+OCD!Reader Headcannons

Babe he has dealt, and will deal with, every single soul who has ever lived. Which is over 5 billion or so by now. This ain’t his first trans rodeo, just let him know and you’re good.

As a god he’s kinda beyond the whole 'gender' concept anyway, he just double checks his pronouns and moves on, busy guy whole realm to run and all that. But if someone disrespects you? You?? His S/O?? BOOM straight to Tartarus – he’s got your back babe just say the word.

While he might not be familiar with OCD through personal experience, or know the term, he’s not exactly unobservant.

If you’re particular about keeping your hands clean -and yeesh he can relate the soul stuff goop sticks – he just asks that you please please please don’t use the river water for washing. The Underworld's nine rivers ALL cause magic bullshit on contact, from accelerated ageing to memory loss, and neither of you need the stress ok. He can provide perfectly normal sterilised water on hand just ask the servants that’s what they're for.

You like everything just so, huh? Like down to the right angle and the minute? While he’s also gonna bring up practical issues of micromanaging (lack of time, fate, rampant minion idiocy and his family’s mere existence), he relates because he also runs a tight ship and hates his systems being disrupted – something simple being thrown off whack is a red flame rage trigger. You can be each-others chill pills. Hopefully.

If he spots you counting- shit babe want a job? There are reams of records in his office that need an organised eye and if you feel the need then who is he to stop you honestly. He’ll even pay you. Please help him.

Its almost soothing, in a used salesman board meeting type way, how he can talk you through the worst of the paranoia. Like. Ok, so what’s the worst that could happen babe? You could die? You are dating the Lord of The Dead. You’ve visited the underworld so often you’ve basically mapped the place! You know exactly what happens once ye old mortal coil is shuffled off! Who else can say that, huh? Course he’s gonna resurrect you, Olympus isn't exactly gonna notice.

And if you’re worried that through some kind of colossal, fates dammed fuckup, you’ll somehow harm him or the underworld? Babe. Sweetheart. Is your name Zeus? Or Hercules?? No?? You’re not knocking down walls or attempting to yoink a soul back upstairs? No?? You’re good. The place ain’t exactly made of tissue paper and neither is he.

Now c’mere, ok? He needs some snuggles and so you you. Lap time.

#thalassa responds #thank you for the ask!!#hades x reader #disney villains #disney hades #x reader #hades strikes me as a hyper adaptable roll with the punches sort of guy #like he might not fully get it BUT if he can find a workaround that keeps things running and you happy then he's gonna do it full steam

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pompomqt · 14 days

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Journey to the West Chapter 41

Monkey receiving CPR from Pigsy:

This week on Journey to the West with @journeythroughjourneytothewest we get to continue our adventures with Redboy, let's see Sun Wukong put his familial bonds to work shall we?

So Pigsy and Monkey leave Sandy to babysit their luggage and make their way to the demon cave. In front of the stone door of the demon cave there are a bunch of minion demons. So Monkey yells at them to send out his master if they value their lives. So the minion demon's of course run inside to report this to Redboy, and we also get to see how Tripitaka is fairing. And the answer to that is- Not Well. They have my boy stripped and hogtied, and are preparing to steam him. Anyways the minions tell Redboy all about the scary monks outside and their demands. Redboy is mostly impressed that they even managed to find this cave, but nevertheless he decides to prepare for battle. He does this by having the demons haul five carts outside and place them according to the five phases: Metal, Wood, Water, Fire and Earth. With that done, the Demon grabs his lance and meets them outside.

So Monkey tries the whole 'Your dad and I were besties 500 years ago so you're basically my nephew!' in order to convince Redboy to give him back Tripitaka. Redboy however, unsurprisingly, neither believes him nor cares, and goes on the attack. So a fight breaks out and it soon becomes clear that Monkey is the better fighter and has Redboy on the defensive. Seeing this, Pigsy decides to make a bid for glory before Monkey can finish the fight himself and whacks the demon on the head with his rake while he's preoccupied with Monkey. Unfortunately this doesn't kill the demon, instead it just causes him to flee back to the cave entrance. Monkey and Pigsy give chase only to find the demon in the center cart. Redboy punches himself twice, and Pigsy worries that the demon is going to rough himself up in order to sue them in court.

Luckily the demon doesn't actually plan to turn this week's chapter into an episode of Ace Attorney. Because rather than summoning a lawyer, fire bursts out from Redboy's mouth and the five carts. Pigsy- worried about becoming a smoked ham, flee's as soon as he see's the fire. Monkey on the other hand is better adept to deal with fire, so he just makes a fire repelling charm and continues to try and search for Redboy in the flames. However he's not able to find him in all the smoke so he jumps clear of the fire to regroup with the others.

So Monkey starts yelling at Pigsy for bailing on him, but Pigsy says it's his own fault both for thinking his status as 'Uncle' would mean anything to Redboy and for not bailing when the going gets tough. Anyways the two cool down a bit and have an honest discussion on how the fight went, with Pigsy saying that Monkey was definitely the better fighter, but the fire was a problem. It takes Sandy using the groups singular brain cell to point out that if Monkey can defeat Redboy in martial arts and it's only the fire giving them problems then shouldn't they just... put the fire out?

So Monkey is all like: "You're a genius, BRB." and rushes off to the eastern ocean to conscript the help of the Dragon King there. As soon as a fishy guard spots Sun Wukong, he immediately gets the King and they invite him inside to talk. Monkey explains the whole ordeal to the Dragon and asks that he whip up a rainstorm to put the fire out. The Dragon King explains that if he wants a rainstorm he unfortunately came to the wrong place, since he can only cause a rainstorm on the Jade Emperors orders. And there is a whole bunch of paperwork involved. Also as we saw in an earlier chapter not doing it by the book can get you executed.

Monkey however just says that he doesn't need the whole works, just some normal rain will do. So the Dragon King just sighs and offers to call his brothers up so they can all help out with this. I guess they don't really have to worried about being executed over this unlicensed storm, since it's on Sun Wukong's orders- and he apparently has a license to do whatever he wants as long as it's for Tripitaka's sake. Anyways the other three Dragon Kings arrive and call together an army to go with Monkey in order to subdue the demon.

So Wukong arrives back at the mountain with the dragon army and tells them to wait in the clouds and only interfere if Redboy busts out the flames again. After that he tells Sandy and Pigsy they will be expecting rain soon, so they should probably put a tarp over the luggage or something. With everyone now having their instructions, Monkey goes back to the cave entrance to pick another fight with Redboy. Now, Monkey tries to be cordial at first, politely asking Redboy to return his master to him, but when Redboy laughs him off and states his intention to eat Tripitaka, Wukong immediately goes for the kill and the fight begins.

They fight for a while, but when Redboy see's he can't win he busts out the flames again. Then as planned Sun Wukong gives the signal to the dragon kings waiting overhead to bring out the rain storm. So the dragon kings unleash a truly biblical storm, however rather then putting the fire out, the flames actually grow stronger, because the true fire of Samadhi is to powerful to be put out by an unlicensed rain storm. Despite this, Sun Wukong makes another fire repelling sign and looks for the demon in the flames. The demon see's him coming and blows smoke in his eyes. Turns out Sun Wukong still kind of has PTSD from when he was almost melted down in the eight trigram brazier and does not appreciate having smoke blown into his eyes. So when the demon smokes him again, Wukong dives clear from the fire and into the nearby stream where the temperature shock knocks him out.

This terrifies the Dragon Kings and their army so they immediately stop the Storm and call for Zhu Wuneng and Sha Wujing to fish his body out of the river. Sha Wujing is able to spot Wukong and bring him back to the shore, but he's looking pretty dead, with even his limbs bent in all directions yikes. So while Sha Wujing is planning his eulogy, Zhu Wuneng just scoffs and says that all of Sun Wukong's forms of immortality aren't just for show. So he has Sha Wujing set all his broken bones, while he gives Wukong some well placed pats on the back to get him to choke up all the water.

This works, and Wukong wakes up. And despite the fact that he almost died, he seems a lot more worried about Tripitaka then himself. He even cries for Tripitaka, and he seems a lot more upset at the idea that he might not be able to save Tripitaka then he is about the whole being set on fire and nearly drowning thing. Anyways, Sun Wukong summons the Dragon Kings back down and tells them they can go home now since the plan didn't work anyways. I wonder what Bai Long Ma thinks about seeing his Dad that was going to have him executed for setting the palace on fire thinks... I guess Bai Long Ma is just hanging back in horse form to avoid an awkward conversation.

Anyways once Monkey calms down a bit more, Sandy suggests they come up with a new plan, and come up with someone who can help them with this. After all, as Guanyin said to them in the beginning, they have the whole world at their disposal for help on this mission. However Monkey concludes that the only one who can help them now is Guanyin herself- since anyone else they could ask is weaker then Monkey is anyways. Monkey is to weak at the moment to make the journey himself though, so Pigsy nominates himself to go, and Monkey allows it on the condition that he treat's Guanyin respectfully. With that in mind, Pigsy heads south for Guanyin's place.

Meanwhile the demon's are celebrating while Redboy brags about his defeat over Sun Wukong. However even he doesn't think he truly managed to kill him, and assumes that their group will try and go to someone for help. So he peaks out his doorway just in time to see Pigsy flying south, connecting the dots that he must be going to Guanyin for help, Redboy decides to intervene. So he has his minions prepare a bag and rope while he goes out to intercept Pigsy by taking a shortcut while disguised as Guanyin.

When Pigsy see's 'Guanyin' he tells her all about the demon problems they've been having. However 'Guanyin' just tells him that Redboy is a standup guy! (Handsome to) So clearly they must have done something to offend that fine demon. To which Pigsy gladly throws the blame in Monkey's direction while he tells 'her' about the trouble with the little boy that Monkey tried to tear apart. Anyways 'Guanyin' offers to mediate for them while they sort out their differences and politely ask Redboy to return Tripitaka. Unsurprisingly as soon as the false Guanyin leads Pigsy into the cave, he is jumped by all the minion demons and shoved into a bag.

Meanwhile Monkey feels a disturbance in the force and comes to the conclusion that Pigsy somehow screwed up his very simple instructions, so he decides to go and check on him. Sandy offers to go instead, but I guess Monkey comes to the conclusion that a half-dead Sun Wukong is more likely to win in a fight against a boss monster then a full strength Sandy. So Monkey goes to the Demon Cave and bangs on their door, however he quickly realizes that he isn't in fighting shape at the moment- so instead of facing them head on he transforms himself into a cloth wrapper which the minions bring into the cave.

One duplicate and replace action later and Monkey is free to explore the cave in the form of a fly. He quickly spots Pigsy tied up in a bag yelling about how the demon transformed himself into Guanyin to trick him. Before Monkey can do anything about that though, he overhears Redboy telling some of his minions to go and invite the Venerable Great King over so they can dine on Tripitaka together. And on that note the chapter ends.

Current Sun Wukong Stats: Names/Titles: Monkey, The Stone Monkey, The Handsome Monkey King, Sun Wukong (Monkey awakened to the void), Bimawen (Banhorseplague), The Great Sage Equal To Heaven and Pilgrim Sun. Immortality: 5 + 94,000 years. Weapon: The Compliant Golden Hooped Rod Abilities: 72 Transformations, Cloud-Somersault, Ability to transform his individual hairs, super strength, Ability to Summon Wind, Water restriction charm, and the ability to change into a huge war form, ability to duplicate his staff, ability to immobilize others, the ability to put others to sleep, and the Fiery eyes and Diamond Pupils, intimidating horses, churning large bodies of water, sleeplessness, seizing the wind, enhanced smell, discerning good and evil within a thousand miles, Spirit Summoning, lock picking, object transformation, distance reduction and vanishing in a flash of light. Demon Kill Count: 9+ Unknown Number of Minions Human Kill Count: 1006 God's Defeated: 22 + Unknown number Defeats: 5 Crime List: Robbery, Murder, Mass Murder, Arson, Theft, Coercion, Threatening a Government Official, Resisting Arrest, Assault, Forgery, Employee Theft, False Imprisonment, Impersonating a Government Official, Treason, attempted murder, failure to control or report a dangerous fire, desecrating a corpse, breaking and entering, trespassing, violating Tree Law, looting corpses, trading counterfeit goods, criminal threat and animal abuse. Cry Count: 7 + 2 fake cries Mountains Trapped Under: 4

Current Tang Sanzang stats: Names/Titles: River Float, Xuanzang, Tang Sanzang, Tripitaka Abilities: Curing Blindness, making branches point a certain direction (allegedly), reciting sutras, pretty privilege, memorization and Heart Sutra. Cry Count: 20 Tight Fillet Spell Uses: 31 Paralyzed by fear: 5 Bandit Problems: 2 Kidnapped by demons: 5 Falling Off Horses: 8

Current Bai Long Ma Stats: Names/Titles: Bai Long Ma (White Dragon Horse), Prince of the Western Ocean, and third prince jade dragon of the dragon king Aorun Abilities: Transforming into a human, a water snake, and a horse, eating a horse in one bite, flight, Magic of Water Restriction, Singing, and Sword Dancing. Cry Count: 1 Crime List: Arson, and Grave Disobedience. Contributions to the plot: 2

Current Zhu Wuneng Stats: Names/Titles: The Marshal of the Heavenly Reeds, Zhu Wuneng (Pig who is aware of ability), Zhu Ganglie, Pigsy, Idiot and Eight Rules. Weapon: Rake Abilities: 36 Transformations, parting water, fighting underwater, cloud soaring, size enhancement and CPR Demon Kill Count/Kill steals: 2 Kidnapped by Demons: 2 Human Kill Count: 1 Failed Flirtation/romances Attempts: 3 Cry Count: 1 Crime List: Sexual Harassment, Murder, Kidnapping, arson and defamation.

Current Sha Wujing Stats: Names/Titles: The Curtain-Raising General, Sha Wujing (Sand Aware of Purity), Sandy and Sha Monk Weapon: Monster Taming Staff Abilities: Fighting underwater and Cloud soaring. Demon Kill Count: Unknown number of minions. Kidnapped by Demons: 2 Human Kill Count: 1 Crime List: Breaking a Crystal Cup, murder, and desecration of a human corpse.

#journey to the west #jttw read through #jttw #journeythroughjourneytothewest #sun wukong #tang sanzang #zhu wuneng #sha wujing #guanyin #Sun Wukong is just not having a good day this chapter #but cheers to Pigsy for doing something useful for the first time in his life

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KYLE CROUSE: Batman69lol has a question. "How would you do an alternate universe where Amy Rose Snapped and usurped Eggman as the series main antagonist? How different would her kind of evil be from Eggman's? How would her minions differ from the badniks? And how would the main cast Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, Eggman, and Tails feel about this new heel-turn of events? And yes the pun came before the question." And are you asking if Amy- how Amy would feel about Amy Rose? [chuckles] Wait, hold on, is this like an alt- like a different- like an alternate universe version of Amy that's evil...? I'm confused. Help me, Ian.

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IAN FLYNN: [chuckling] I think they just went through the list of immediate names. KYLE: Oh, okay. IAN: Uh, the biggest hurdle is to rationalize Amy having a heel-turn, 'cause like... KYLE: It's like Superman having a heel-turn. She's going to force everyone to love each other. [chuckles] IAN: Maybe that's the angle. Y'know, she's going to love and protect everyone... from themselves. KYLE: [laughing] Exactly! Yes! That's how I imagine that would go. IAN: Like, if she's usurping Eggman, that also helps out because she, y'know, is trying to enact change and then starts making the same mistakes. KYLE: Uh-huh. IAN: So... all these little animals, they're out in the wild. They're exposed to the elements. They can be hurt. They can be put in danger... but if they're inside Badniks, they're protected. They're perfectly safe inside these little- and they're mobile, too! So they can still move around, it's not like they're trapped anywhere. KYLE: [laughs] IAN: And, y'know, she has experience. Badniks can be busted open, they can break. Some individuals who won't be named-- Sonic --y'know, unwittingly break them open, so they need some way to defend themselves, so of course they need weaponry. KYLE: Mhm. IAN: And some of these little booboos don't understand that it's for their own good, so they have to be rounded up. Someone has to wrangle them, and y'know, maybe you need to have a little bit of tough love and they need to be forced into the Badniks. It all makes sense in the end! [through gritted teeth] Why is everyone fighting?! KYLE: [laughing] "Why are you fighting against me, I'm trying to help people!" IAN: And, y'know, anyone who fights her is being shortsighted, is being too aggressive, or being mean, or purposefully not understanding. KYLE: Uh-huh. IAN: She takes that very personally, and we know how well she handles being insulted and threatened, which is to say: smash it with a hammer. You would also have the main cast, y'know... they've known Amy, this is a hell-turn, so they have seen the good side. So they would not want to immediately y'know- well, maybe Knuckles. I mean, Knuckles might just throw hands because, "Oh, Amy turned bad? Okay." Punch, punch. "What, she can take it! She dishes it out just as hard. Why is everyone lookin' at me funny? She's puttin' animals in robots! Come on, guys, it's simple!" KYLE: [laughs] IAN: But Sonic and Tails and et cetera would be, y'know, rather aghast. They don't want to hurt their friend. They're very sad that she's taken this path, but they also need to act, because she's doing bad things. And Eggman, who according to this question, has survived, is just chagrined. He's been overthrown, and she's doing a better job than he did. KYLE: [chuckles] For now. IAN: He should've seen the writing on the wall. That whack-a-mole game that he installed in the Egg Carrier, she destroyed his score! Of course she was going to take over! KYLE: [laughing] That's how she took over! IAN: [laughs] KYLE: That's good. That's good stuff right there! [chuckles] I like this idea.

--- TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: Please remember that nothing that is said on BumbleKast is canon! It's just some guys and their opinions occasionally spitballing ideas. If you don't like an answer, you don't have to take it as Word of God or anything like that. It's all just for fun! ----- This question was requested by @fazar234! Do you want a specific question transcribed and posted? Send the question and the episode date to my ask box! Or if you just want questions about a certain character, send me their name and I will see what I can do!

#amy rose #sonic the hedgehog #tails the fox #knuckles the echidna #eggman #dr eggman #idw sonic #archie sonic #bumblekast #ian flynn #kyle crouse #Okay I lied about taking a break. I got this submission and as soon as I heard the answer I had to start writing it up.#It's such an interesting concept! How could I not?!

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never-took-a-lesson · 6 months

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If allowed (because I just woke up, no pressure), Guy makes one last attempt at a yeti and Rui at two dragons!

Forte Steals Christmas - Whack A Minion

Rules Here

Rolling for One Snow Monster

5 Points- Snow Monster - roll 5 to win

The Snow Monster Wins

Rolling for Two Dragons

5 Points- Dragon - roll 5 to win

One Dragon Defeated

5 Points for Team Santa

#ooc #asks #event: forte steals christmas #immy ooc #whack a minion #i can't believe rui finally managed to beat a dragon

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Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Johto Crew edition

Ethan: Kris! Is that a weed?

Kris: No, this is a crayon—

Ethan: I’m calling the police!

911, what’s your emergency?

Morty: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Falkner: Why are you guys reblogging this in December?

Bugsy: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Whitney: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Falkner: It is February, you ANIMALS

Jasmine: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Bugsy: Would you like something to drink? *opens fridge* We have water, milk, juice, Spinaraks, Dr. Pepper…

Falkner: Spinaraks?

Bugsy: Spinaraks it is, then.

Falkner: Wait, that’s not what I meant—

But they were already pouring him a brimming glass of Spinaraks.

Ethan: Hi, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like Applins or Beedrills?

Falkner: Beedrills?

Bugsy: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEEDRILLS!

Falkner: Wait, what?

Kris: *filming in selfie mode*

Ethan: (in background) Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!

Ethan, Lyra, Kris, and Silver (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Ethan: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Lyra: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Kris: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Lance: Tumblr is just talking to yourself but with an audience.

Will: That’s called a soliloquy.

Lance: Found the theater kid. Get em boys.

Karen: Hey OP, how do we know you’re not a theater kid?

Lance: I’M AN ENGLISH LIT MAJOR, YOUR HONOR

Falkner: *pours lemons into cereal bowl*

Falkner: Well, when life gives you lemons…

Silver: If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.

Ethan: Not if I swallow this glowstick!

Silver: Despicable Me ruined the word minion. Whenever I become a supervillain I’m just going to have to call them my homies or whatever.

Falkner: I swear, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to regret it.

Ethan: …

Kris: …

Bugsy: …

Morty: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Falkner: *facepalm*

Ethan: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Lyra: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Kris: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Silver: I slap my knees, I slap my thighs, tonight is the night that Burger King dies

Bugsy: An Octillery is just a wet Ariados.

Falkner: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Ethan: This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die on it.

Pryce: Stop being so dramatic. We've only been hiking for ten minutes.

Falkner: The opposite of "the Donphan in the room" is "the Venipede in the room—" something that’s not actually an issue, but everyone is freaking out about.

Janine: As someone who specializes in training Poison-type Pokemon, I can assure you that a "Venipede in the room" is in fact a very big issue.

Janine: If you have knees, you are valid.

Falkner: Homophobes have knees, too.

Janine: Not for long.

Bugsy: *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net* *whacks you with my Animal Crossing net*

Silver: Sometimes I'm tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine.

Silver:

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

Silver: GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS

Lyra: Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

Ethan: Thank you for this bespoke nightmare.

Silver: Bro forget that, how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow?

Whitney: Someone called country music "farm emo" and I can't stop thinking about it.

Silver: What means “I hate you” in dinosaur?

Lance: No. Dinosaur is the language of love.

Ethan: What are you guys going to be for Halloween?

Falkner: Sad

Clair: Gay

Morty: Sexy

Bugsy: Goblin

Bugsy: Professor Elm asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking, so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Bugsy” every time I see him.

Janine: I almost dropped my Pokedex on my soft carpeted floor but thank Arceus I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead.

Clair: The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. That is a service I am willing to provide.

Ethan: Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog.

Pryce: Who’s Joe? What’s ligma? What’s updog?

Ethan: *inhales*

Whitney: Non-binary people don’t owe you androgyny.

Falkner (talking about Bugsy): One does owe me money, though.

Morty: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Falkner: Go back to sleep AND STARVE.

Ethan: I heard my brother [Red] say he was going to Dairy Queen, so I snuck in his car and he has no idea I’m here.

Ethan: He asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor and said “I was thinking about a milkshake." I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder.

Silver: I am going to make a bucket list.

Ethan:

-bucket

Silver: You are such a fricking moron, do you know that?

Whitney: She was poetry, he couldn't read

Ethan: his name was jarred, he's nineteen

Lyra: When his parents built a very strange machine

Kris: Watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

Bugsy: Ayyyyy macarena

Falkner: Horrible job, everyone

Ethan: Do not stand near the open fire when you have a tube of cocoa butter in your thigh pocket.

Kris: This is so oddly specific. What happened?

Ethan: I am confident in your ability to figure it out from the clues provided.

Ethan: We can’t mansplain manipulate malewife our way out of this.

Silver: Manslaughter it is, then.

Ethan: NO

Ethan: Rules are made to be broken.

Falkner: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Kris: Uh, piñatas.

Lyra: Glowsticks.

Janine: Karate boards.

Whitney: Eggs.

Bugsy: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Silver: Rules.

Falkner: Carpe diem— seize the day

Morty: Carpe noctem— seize the night

Clair: Carpe natem— seize the ass

Lance: Seriously, if you guys don't stop reblogging this, I am going to carpe someone's neck and break it.

Silver: Carpe collum— seize the neck

Ethan: Guys, it actually happens! I saw a documentary about it!

Falkner: Was it a documentary, or was it that movie about the robots we watched at your sleepover, Ethan?

Ethan: It was a documentary!

Ethan, narrating: It was the movie about the robots.

Jasmine: You don’t have to ‘ship’ things… just a reminder.

Ethan: Yeah, you could deliver them inste94q0ugpwsb nglsjki/rrhxbijbvnldkzOLHLNF>O(PJFVD

Jasmine: Poor thing… walked right into an electrical fence while speaking…

(during a Pokemon battle)

Falkner: No, but seriously, blue is a really fun color.

Janine: But your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room blue!

Falkner: Well, then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen?

Morty: Spirits, if you are here, speak to us.

Falkner: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED—

Bugsy: A theif

Falkner: Thief?

Bugsy: Theif

Falkner: I before e, except after c

Bugsy: Thceif

Falkner: No

Lance: Let me see what you have!

Silver: A knife!

Lance: NO!

#pokemon #johto #pokemon gold and silver #trainer ethan #trainer lyra #trainer kris #trainer silver #rival silver #gym leader falkner #gym leader bugsy #gym leader whitney #gym leader jasmine #gym leader clair #elite four karen #elite four will #champion lance #gym leader janine #incorrect quotes #vines

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SUPERARGO vs. DIABOLICUS (1966)

What do you get when you mix masked wrestlers, spies, superheroes, and a total disregard for logic and common sense?

This crazy flick, featuring a hero who is equal parts Santo, James Bond, and Batman. I first discovered this bizarre Italian/Spanish co-production on New York City's Channel 5 Saturday movies at noon (where I first encountered the Starman series of films) when I was a wee lad. So many, many, many years ago.

German lobby card for Superargo Versus Diabolicus. The German title translates to The Red Phantom Strikes.

Superargo is a masked wrestler, like Mexico's Santo. In fact, he's the World Champion, having one 123 matches in a row. Also like Santo, he never removes his mask. However, where Santo will wear suits and regular clothes with his mask, Superargo NEVER takes his costume off.

Superargo's girlfriend, Lydia, encouraging her sweetie to mow down some bad guys.

In the opening of the film Superargo is in the wrestling ring defending his title from the vicious El Tigre. Superargo defeats El Tigre by throwing him out of the ring. However, El Tigre lands on his head and dies. Wracked with guilt, Superargo quits and spends the next several days moping about his house - still in his mask and costume!

Diabolicus preparing to torture Superargo.

His girlfriend, Lydia, can't stand to see him in such a state. She puts Superargo in touch with an old friend, who is now in charge of the Secret Service. Seems there's a problem with some villain named Diabolicus that the Service needs help with, and Superargo is just the man they need.

It's then that we learn that Superargo is not just any masked wrestler. He has greater-than-normal strength; super stamina; his blood coagulates super fast, so wounds heal almost instantaneously; he can hold his breath for longer than 7 minutes; he is immune to extreme hot and cold; and he can regulate his blood pressure to stay normal even under great exertion. He is vulnerable to electricity (aren't we all?) but, while it can hurt him, it can't kill him.

He is also allergic to bullets. So the Secret Service outfits him with a new, bulletproof costume, as well as several gadgets typical of the spy movies of the day, including a Geiger counter disguised as a cocktail olive! To sweeten the deal, they also throw in a nifty new sports car. Then Superargo is sent on his way to track down and stop Diabolicus' mad plan for world domination.

"What is that plan?" you ask.

Well, in a nutshell, Diabolicus had discovered a way to turn base metals into gold. He then wants to flood the markets with the gold, destroying the world economy and bringing civilization to its knees.

There is just one problem: in order to make the fake gold Diabolicus needs plutonium. Lots and lots of plutonium. Hence the martini olive.

No, Superargo's not trippin' on LSD. This is part of the bizarre credit sequence at the beginning of the film.

After that, the film follows the typical Eurospy movie formula: car chases, fights, beautiful dames, fights, the hero confronting the villain on his secret island base, the hero fights the hordes of villainous minions, and the secret villain headquarters getting blowed up.

Let's be clear about one thing: this ain't no cinematic masterpiece. But it is an amusing, entertaining little flick. And it contains two things things that give it extra panache: a totally whacked-out opening credit sequence that is kinds disturbing to watch, and the absolute worst secret island headquarters miniature you'll probably ever see. I think the director's kid made it in an afternoon and filmed it in the family pool.

It's worth checking out if you're in the mood for some superhero silliness. Last time I checked it was streaming on Amazon, and there's a blurry version of Youtube.

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#Superargo Versus Diabloicus #Superargo #masked wrestler #Italian superhero #Youtube

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goodnight, blood sucker | eddie munson x reader

summary: robin and steve are stuck with closing up family video, what they didn't expect was to catch the freak and the babysitter leaving a late night showing of lost boys.

an: this is a continuation of my other fic 'head over heals' but it can be read without that part if you haven't seen it! i do reference shrek 2 in this, i couldn't help myself! ALSO i just wanted to say a quick thank you so much for all the love recently, the fact people enjoy my silly stories is mad and i am so grateful to everyone! anyways, enjoy!!

Hawkins was quiet, it’s streets lowly lit as the final dregs of cinema goers poured out the front doors. Robin and Steve were across the street, just finishing closing up after Keith made them stay late to reorganise the horror section. Steve was grumbling about something, but his complaining came to a halt when Robin whacked him in the arm repeatedly. “Hey! Hey! what was that for?!” But Robin didn’t spare him a second glance, her eyes stuck on the pair across the street, their laughter rippling through the night. “Shut up dingus, look!?!” Steve rolled his eyes, huffing when Robin elbowed him in the stomach (he never got away with anything.) But as he was about to respond, or at least complain about yet again being called ‘dingus’, he finally realised what Robin was going on about.

Across the street, slowly making their way out of the cinema was Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson and Y/n L/n. She had been in Steve’s english class, always sitting at the back and usually paired with Munson in the hope she could be a good influence. She had helped Nancy out with a few things for the paper, mainly writing fictional stories for the back page. Y/n had been kept behind with Eddie after failing the maths final at least four times now. Steve didn’t remember much about her at high school, the two only coming into contact after he got closer with Dustin, with her being Henderson’s babysitter since she was 15. The whole Upside Down business had obviously involved y/n, with her following Dustin after he snuck out one night to help Steve. They were friends, sort of, maybe? At school she was usually in the library, but Robin had noticed Eddie driving her home every night, and walking with her to every class. He would rush off at lunch, leaving his loyal minions behind to meet her by her locker. It was cute.

But now, this was the most emotion they had ever seen from her. She was doubled over laughing, a bright smile taking over the usual blank expression on her face. Eddie was stood in front of her, a dark look on his face as he held out his half empty slushy towards her as menacingly as he could manage. “Drink this y/n. Become one of us.” He had made his voice deep and scratchy, holding his body strangely upright, head tilted down to exaggerate the shadows cast by the flickering street lights. Eddie’s eyes narrowed, deviously twinkling in the light, y/n took the cup from his hand. As she drank the slushy, some fell down the sides of her mouth, staining it a deep red. A tinge of the slushy clung to her teeth, a symptom of the syrup collecting at the bottom, she stuck out her red tinged tongue at Eddie when she caught him staring. “Mmmm, cherry flavoured…want a taste?”

Eddie felt like he could fly, the weight he always seemed to carry with him suddenly easier as y/n giggled up at him, breaking the serious look that she had managed to keep up for all of two minutes. He was towering over her, and took that moment to wipe the sides of her mouth with his thumb, scooping up the blood/slushy and eagerly sticking it into his own mouth. Y/n felt her face flush, leaning into his chest to hide the love stuck look in her eyes. But Eddie was having none of it, gently tilting her back towards him, missing the warmth of her eyes. He smiled gently, pressing a sticky cherry stained kiss to her forehead before locking her hand within his.

Just as Robin and Steve thought their eyes might drop out their heads at the sweetness of the couple, y/n pulled away from Eddie whilst yelling “Goodnight, blood sucker!” She ran up the sidewalk, heart beating fiercely in her ears as she tried to sprint away from him. But she didn’t get far when she felt Eddie’s arms wrap around her waist. Twirling her around and lifting her effortlessly into the air, their laughter once more intertwined, a symphony of young love that was making the watching family video store employees feel sick.

Eddie soon came to a stop, lowering y/n to the ground and finally getting the kiss he had been waiting for since she had barged into Wheelers basement. His heart flipped when he felt her hands grip onto his shirt, leaning up and into him with a satisfied hum. After a minute or so the pair finally pulled apart, leaning their foreheads on one another, sharing the air and grinning like love struck idiots. “Lets get you home, sweetheart. I’m pretty sure your dad will put a stake through my chest if you are late again.”

Steve and Robin shared whilst the pair across the street disappeared around the corner. “What am I doing wrong Buckley? Even Munson has a girl!” Before Robin could answer a voice responded for her “Maybe start with not gawking at pretty ladies from under a streetlight Harrington!” Eddie’s face appeared from around the corner, sending a wink at the two before y/n tugged him back. Steve and Robin’s faces dropped, they were never going to hear the end of this one.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #joseph quinn #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #fluff #apologies if this sucks! just another silly one #i dont apologise for the shrek 2 reference ;)

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fair-night-starry-tears · 10 months

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The Bitter Truth, a different ending that was alter

There’s gonna be angst up in here bitches, I have to use the full Ignihyde and most Scarabia group for this bs shit

Ps im using Sahil into this @skboba-stars, AND IM GONNA TRY TO KEEP HER IN CHARACTER OKAY

Isabelle, Estella, Drew, Freya, and Sahil are not my ocs.

Yuui/Amity, Yuu, Aqila, Jasminko, and Fayte are my ocs.

@adrianasunderworld @mangacupcake @writing-heiress @the-weirdos-mind @skboba-stars @nproduction626 @rose-tea-and-strawberries @anxious-twisted-vampire

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It was a battle within a domain, the lighting was a dark violent but bloody somber red hue glows. Every maiden was fighting at their best, against the lord of death and great sorcerer and their minions. Every maiden was at their calmest, keeping their cool and holding their positions. The two maidens against the two powerful was Sahil and Aqila.

Sahil was fighting Hades face on, kicking the god away with a strong kick. The woman smirked as she got a hit to the man. As the lord of fire scream in rage, howling of outburst of flames that burn the room to the hottest temperature. The maidens can withstand it. As everyone was focus, Aqila charged to Jafar. Screaming as she try her damnest to hit him with a dagger. She couldn’t help but scream, “I swear, my life gets a turn for this! But for every waking day, I enjoy kicking your ass!” She screamed, as a boy and girl sprung out from nowhere in the darkness. Blasting the maiden away from the sorcerer as Aqila body was whisked from the blast. Rolling on the ground as she laid by her side, “Aqila!!!” Shouted Drew, as she rushed to aid the girl.

One of the fates, with a mischievous voice, spoke aloud. “It’s funny, for a stupid girl like you who acts like a maiden. But truly…. You aren’t.”

Aqila eyes widen to this. After all, it was confusing as it sounds. “Aqila! Don’t listen to them! They are just crazy!” Shouted Freya, as she quickly shield herself from a punch of Catrina. The ginger with the magenta hue laughs, as she sprung to create a leeway of vines to shove the girl away. “Funny! The fates are always right!” She laughed. Estella jumped from behind, and whacked Catrina further away. Knocking the woman across the arena of battles. As Isabella rush to Freya, helping her up. The other fate began to speak. “Aqila, small hopeless child….” She said, as the sisters and Fayte walk towards her with malicious intent. “You were never a maiden in the first place~….” Said the more taller mature one.

Aqila felt her eyes widen, “w-what…..?” She mumbled.

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Long ago, a knight of the maiden of wit had married his beautiful and courage strong wife with love. Their children’s were born as twins. Beautiful and strong they’ll be at age when they are grown. But truly, they were given a destiny, they were to be the knights for the next maiden of wit. Who had been born a year prior to them. However. A deranged witch seduced the father to conceive a child, so that child can steal the ring from betraying the knights order and maiden themself. Though, the plan did not get followed through. As she became more greedier and greedier, wanting the ring and sabotage every day. Making the children’s be unsafe at their home, they sadly had to leave the kingdom. For good in a new world. However, the maiden of wits wish to bless the children’s on her own, but. One child had taken the ring, yet was given the knight of Aladdin dagger to symbolize her role. And that child. Was you.

“A q i l a”

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Aqila hung her head high, as she ravel into the truth. The fates don’t lie, and everyone was silent. The fight may be held. But Fayte couldn’t help but break the ice with a horrible cruel selfish laugh. “It’s hilarious ISNT it?!” He spoke. “You talk so mighty. But deep down…… you’re the wrong person….” He said. And Aqila world shatter on her, in her eyes was despair. Her entire life, her entire world…. Was just a mistaken role she given herself.

She was the wrong maiden. And the ring just adapt to her as a boost.

This image shows what it truly would’ve been if Aqila hadn’t taken the ring under Jasmine watch

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #Marron writes #marron ocs #twst oc #twst #twst magical girl au #Aqila (Twst oc)#muts oc #Fayte Lyfie #I commit angst on you bitches

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