#water recipe

[getinthehandbasket]

So like.. I just discovered Watertok, and I think it's fucking brilliant.

I've NEVER been able to down just plain water in any type of quantity beyond like.. "I'm dying of thirst and must have a drop or I will die" or "I need to take some meds." It's gotta be flavored for me. So I've relied on flavor packets and flavor drops/liquids.

And now I find out that some women have been inventing entire mixology theories about it? MAKING SHIT LIKE BIRTHDAY CAKE OR ROCKET POP? Sign me the fuck up! Why are people shitting so hard on the trend? I think it's brilliant!

#watertok #water recipe #water flavors #it's the misogyny #it's always the misogyny #Currently drinking something that tastes like an orange julius #did you guys know that like Skittles and Nerds and several sodas #make flavor packets? #I'm currently working on some Sunkist flavors

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[tsuchinokoroyale]

You are what you eat and baby I’m always making that jello jigglers resippy 😏

#has anyone ever compared the two recipes tho #like what does the addition of cold water do to the molecular structure of jello can I get gay molecular chemistry tumblr on this #gpoy #gpoyb

[crim50n-r8er-reblogs]

☕️COFFEE LOAF☕️ FROM 1959

Damn that eye makeup is stunning.

I wonder if a friend did it for him.

#video #tiktok #b dylan hollis #vintage recipe #old recipes #coffee #bread #flour #baking powder #salt #cinnimon #instant coffee #boiling water #shortening #butter #sugar #powdered creamer #eggs

[why-the-heck-not]

20.12.23, wednesday

My main hobby is just procrastinating in any way I can. The plan was to make a cup of coffee and then start working. What actually happened is that I watched a 3 part video series (by james hoffmann ofc) on Aeropress coffee and made a few cups with different variables. Still not sure if I found The Recipe for me, but it’s getting better (tho I don’t love the coffee beans I have)

#altho i’m not sure I agree that inverted method is not worth the risks #maybe I just pour my water in too slow (bc I get nervous abt pouring too much) but there’s a fair bit of liquid that manages to get through #before I can place the vacuum on there #so I did it with inverted method #what I took from his recipe was the swirling instead of stirring and letting it rest for 30secs after to get a more even bed of coffee #I did 14g of coffee & 200g of water with a 5min brew -> swirl -> another 30seconds of letting it rest before pressing gentlyy for like 20-3 #seconds #but idk it’s a bit ’’one note’’ #which could be the beans #I have medium roast rn and I prefer light roast but the light roast beans have been no where to be found lately idk why #(there aren’t many actual light roast beans and the other ones are waay out of my budget) #(or at least good ones; there’s the one affordable light roast that’s everywhere but I don’t like it that much (but tbf should’ve still #bought that instead of these ones I got)) #like this is still way better than what the drip coffee of those beans are #and the achilles heel is that I don’t have a thermometer of any kind so my water temperature is guesswork every time #so tweaking variables is always a bit sketchy bc idk if I just had a better water temperature that time #studyblr #booklr #aesthetic #bookblr #books #study #reading #read #book #coffee #2023 #december 2023

[daily-deliciousness]

Peach rose cupcakes

#peach #cupcakes #rose #dessert #food #baking #peaches #rose water #fruit #sweet tooth #sweet food #sweet #sweets #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipes

[fattributes]

Palestinian Knafeh

#food #recipe #dessert #knafeh #cheese #nabulsi #mozzarella #pastry #pistachio #rose water #baking #vegetarian #palestinian

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.

My formula of restore fatigue:

Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.

Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.

Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.

Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(

Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!

Gyudon: beef, onion, rice

Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.

Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.

Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)

Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect

Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes

Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.

#tes #oblivion #hero of kvatch #baurus #tes oc #oc: acelta #oblivion alchemy could be full of flavor and nonsense #i don't have any mushroom recipe bc i'm not sure about the flavors #but it's cool to know most shroom in oblivion is safe to eat (the first alchemy effect is restore stuff #i love how the 3rd era folks incorporated food in their potions #but my recipes are not perfect for i lack some good ingredients like salt and pepper and butter and cream and broth and vanilla extract... #can i season it afterwards? just a pinch of salt? or sugar? or sauce? #can i put two different flavor of potions in a shaker and make two balanced flavor potions? like drink them in one go? #most potions are made by distillation methods (with alembic and retort) so the flavor probably is subtle #i watch some show with bartender use this rotary evaporator to distill drink ingredients #and the final product is clear liquid with a hint of it's original flavor #so maybe that's what oblivion potion is like. some flavored water #wait... is- is potion like some kind of wired flavor soda? #as a alchemy 100 mad lad i can make potion from a single ingredient so i can literately make a ham water of restore fatigue

[carouselcometh]

The Glass Coffin Mocktail! In honor of my most beloved and favorite Saw trap 5ever :)

#my recipe #Okay so some tips is the lemon juice will taste less artificial if it is freshly squeezed #But thematically I think the artificial is better and I personally like it more #Sugared rim is optional but fun to sugar a rim you just get the glass wet and turn it around upside down in a little dish of sugad #Sugar but I’m not retyping that #Simple syrup is 1 part water 1 part sugar just boiled together in a pot #Club soda and tonic water are BASICALLY the same. Club soda is more sweet and tonic water is more bitter #They can be used interchangeably most of the time. This is one of those times #If you want to make it a COCKTAIL and not a mocktail it’s pretty much a lemon drop with extra steps so just go with vodka #This recipe image has less flair to it because this is a less. Well the flair is in the drink itself #I’m tagging this as #saw v #but that’s it for theming related tags #The grenadine is the blood going on the glass btw (the glass is the clear liquid base)

[fullcravings]

The BEST Southern Hot Water Cornbread Recipe

#southern #hot water cornbread #cornbread #baking #corn #recipe #american #soul food #bread #cornmeal #grandbaby cakes

[ndostairlyrium]

grey hair, fluff, and murrine 🔮

#dragon age #cullen rutherford #ndo sta l'art tag #in my head he's one that gets old like cheese for a couple of decades at least then he becomes the paper that holds the cheese #which is great honestly we stan #na sindone #=the holy shroud #(keeping the italian comment so to laugh with/at myself in the future) #u know those old guys that wake up at 5am walk 70 miles and then go back home for breakfast for then spending the majority of the morning- #-reading the newspaper and commenting it like a teapot in front of bread and a single glass of tepid water? #him. an old teapot that complains because 'back in his youth!!' #*blows on trumpet* useless history time! #la murrina is glass processed in small tiles to create a pattern #the technique is typical of venice (murano island specifically) but that kind of processing is 2000+ years old #the original recipe that the romans (very much stole *coughs*) utilised got lost in the middle ages #so in the xvi century artisans in murano made their own formula for processing glass in a similar way #the name comes from myrra (myrrh) because originally murrine were used for cosmetic holders #they're very tacky yes #but you know what else is tacky? #a man that dresses up as a lion unironically #(I love him)

[blossomview]

Fruit infused water

#recipe #fitspo #fruit #water #drinks #aesthetic #uppy

[allium-girl]

Orange blossom water roasted rhubarb, labneh and honey

#recipes #spring recipes #summer recipes #rhubarb #labneh #orange blossom water #honey #rhubarb never showed up in stores this season. life is a nightmare

[asideblogofananimelover]

Luffy x Law is such a fun and hilarious ship with so much potentials for hijinks and some drama, because you're not only pairing a book dumb idiot with an intellectual genius, but also pairing one of the most emotionally intelligent characters with one of the most emotionally constipated characters.

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar d. water law #lawlu #one has lower IQ but higher EQ and the other has higher IQ but lower EQ #they complement each other #they're both smart and yet stupid in different ways 😂 #and that's such a nice recipe for shenanigans and drama

[approximately-32-leafcutter-ants]

absolutely dying to tell someone my shitty theories on the evolutionary tree of pikmin enemies

#dweevils are crustaceans #the man-at-legs is the least related to the other arachnorbs because of body placement #puffstools arent mushrooms but are amphibeans #water dumple tentacles are actually their toes #also water dumples give live birth and the eggs louie refers to in the snitchbug recipe are taken from inside the creature #specifically the grub-dogs internakly gestate eggs #i still have no idea where exactly to put the breadbugs and grub-dogs on the tree #are they heavily changed mammals?? insects?? anew branch entirely??? #and thats before getting into the relations of the captains' species #or anything from hey pikmin! #sorry im back in pikmin brainrot #pikmin #pikmin 2 #pikmin 4 #i fucking loved the groovy long legs fight

[ego-sum-ex-altiora]

shhh love come here...3/4 fill a mug with not-quiet boiling water....around 80-90°c...176-194°f for the americans..one english breakfast teabag...let steep for ~two minutes...one to two teaspoons of sugar/sweetener depending on how sweet you like it...only a slurp of milk...should look a bit like coffee, not to light...okay? it's going to be alright i promise <3

#if you just put a teabag in boiling water then loads of milk #this is going to be a game changer for you #i may not be martin blackwood but i hope i can substitute #channeling my inner martin #tma #magpod #magnus pod #the magnus archives #tea recipe #the magnus institute #tma podcast #the magnus pod #how to make tea #tma shitpost #martin blackwood #martin k blackwood #tma martin #tea #hot beverage #hot drinks #guys i also write aggressively mediocre poetry #please let me be martin #tmagp