#THATS IT JUST FLOUR

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[trashworldblog]

gotta say this is some of the worst fucking lists of all time

#stevens is mostly good but it has some zags (egg? white bread? huh) #ryans is logically The Worst. flour? two tortillas? flour over corn? HOT DOG BUN? #andrews is pretty good but really confised me with leaves. i just... i dont understand how thats a vessel #/lh of course #also my number one is sourdough bowl from panera save me.... bread bowl save me.... #maybe a hot take but she got me thru so much #top 5 beatdown spoilers #top 5 beatdown #watcher #steven lim #ryan bergara #andrew ilnyckyj #worth it #watcher entertainment

[ehatnow]

Decided to a lil analysis on the Beast-Yeast map

So this is obviously Shadow Milk's boss fight area i guess. Also why is there a whole ass castle and town next to it?

Mystic Flour's area, duh. And a white dragon, kinda like the one from all the stories in the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Idk i wasnt really paying attention butttt

Then we have the black dragon and "the first nest." I do wonder if we'll meet these dragons. Maybe they have cookie forms and will be playable?

I dont like the "bottomless pits" like no thanks

Also i had to search up what kala namak is so i guess theres a salt water lake here to

Oh and Last Haven Mountain seems important.

Blah blah heres Burning Spice and Eternal Sugar's chill spots. Why spiders though??? And why is Sugar's place "forgotten?"

Cant put any more pictures in this post so just wanna quickly go over this one

Not only does it look like an oversized lab by cookie standards, but it's also called the "Island of Life??" Is this where the witches gather? Or maybe where the Fallen Heroes were baked?

Anyways thats everything bye

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie #burning spice cookie #eternal sugar cookie #mystic flour cookie #silent salt cookie #the others i couldnt fit in were the river of rekneading which uh #that just sounds like a sacrifice area for me #the great destroyers tomb which might be where spice is #i thiiink it was around where the spider valley was #and uh yea #thats it #en stuff

[beltsourcookie]

the faerie kingdom episode would have been better if they added worms and moles as their npcs and not a bunch of monotone grayscale silver aesthetic

in fact, the forest/woods aesthetic isnt the problem because compared to actual cottagecore faerie aesthetic, the faerie kingdom is too incredibly 'pristine' and feels like youre in in the utensil section of the cooking aisle

devsis creating the faerie kingdom:

what the faerie kingdom should have taken inspiration from:

cookies that have heavy designs from wild berries and flowers would have been more suitable because it can build a more creative and colourful world instead and there would be endless possibilities for outfits

#cookie run kingdom #yeah we have sugar paradise in ovebreak but thats like wilderness for biscuit animals #like #man devsis really is trying to make us sympathetic for the faerie kingdom but theres really nothing to care for #theyre all perfect elegant cookies in a mysterious land and sing songs #it's boring #when we enter hollyberry kingdom it's full of festivities and cookies who want to invite you to it #dark cacao kingdom is cold and all but theyve got warriors who defend their land from the abyssal licorice sea and care for their families #golden cheese's kingdom was fucking decimated but it's more heartbreaking when golden cheese does everything to recreate it #pure vanilla kingdom was an empty ghost town and everyone literally moved out because of the flour war #but faerie kingdom?? theyre just sealing a eldritch silly fucker in a tree and none of their population have issues?? #theres nothing to feel sympathy for because theyre treated as a mysterious entity thats 'exclusive only' #the rest of the other kingdoms gave us better npcs who we could laugh and cry for and relate to #remember the train station full of dreamy cloud npcs?? theyre always doing mudane domestic things in the background #they were enjoyable and relatable and fun to see

[revisitingfandoms]

(breaks down door) sup bitch guess what I got! A fic for you!!! It’s a continuation after the last one!

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She… feels better. Even if it’s just a tinsy bit, spilling out their past like that, what she’s been through makes them feel a little better. Of course there are things she hasn’t addressed / admitted yet… like your crushes on not only shadow milk but now apparently golden butter… which is just great. Or even your insecurities about yourself, but those are later problems. Besides they don’t want to drop that on them especially after yesterday, you can tell that their moods have shifted dramatically.

But hey! At least you can be awake for more than 2 hours now, does that mean your bored? Most definitely! But at least both Mystic flour and Shadow milk stay in her room, the others visit but they seem busy with stuff…. She doesn’t want to think about! (Coward seems to echo through her mind but she ignores it, their an expert in denial). Mystic flour is always by their bedside, their silent most of the time but she’s a comforting presence. And hey she gives you snacks so… but theirs also Shadow milk! He’s usually at the desk researching,… researching a way to help them. You feel a bit bad about the whole thing, you won’t voice that thought though.

The chatter between the two finally registers in your head, it seems you were spacing out.

“… hey um. What are you two talking about? Sorry I wasn’t fully listening.” Arcane egg says sheepishly

“I mean else would we be talking about, we’re discussing on how to cure you of course!” Shadow milk says in an intense tone, he both seems impatient to find an answer. But also very, very tired. He should rest you think.

“I think they mean the specifics on what we’re discussing, and the answer to that is… how do we get information from Fortune cookie.” Mystic flour clarified 

Ooh yeah… that dilemma “oh… how has that been going”

Shadow milk scowls in frustration “ Not well, NOT WELL AT ALL!” 

“Keep your voice down! Arcane egg might’ve gotten a bit better but their nowhere near fully recovered” Mystic flour scolds

“…what happened to that speaking to the dead idea? Finally realize it was a terrible idea?” You speak off handedly… ooh they don’t seem to like that. Oh no.

Both seem to just stare disapprovingly at the comment before Shadow milk speaks “ your self demeaning comment aside, don’t do that! No I have tried to contact fortune cookies soul but it hasn’t worked no matter what I've tried, it never works!” he basically growls.

“Are you sure you're doing it correctly? Do you have all the necessary tools, materials?” Mystic questions

“Yes I’ve done everything right! I’m not an ameture Mystic flour!” The two continue to bicker slightly among themselves.

But you start thinking… maybe you should have a look at his research. Both out of boredom but also the want to help your clearly distressed friend. You may have given up on yourself but that doesn’t mean you’ll give up on them. “… do you mind? If I um have a look” you ask softly 

“Sure why not, you’ve been bored haven’t you.” He then walks over to his desk and collects a variety of papers, he then returns to your side gives them to you. “Here you go Sunny, let’s see if you can make sense of this.” He than ruffles your hair… it’s comforting.

The two continue to talk, but you aren’t paying much attention. You begin to scan the notes, their as professional as always. No matter how much of a clown Shadow milk is, he’s always been so smart (unlike you… you push the thought back). For the most part the research seems correct, you can’t find a reason it would work… wait what’s that?

“…what are witches' chains?” You ask.

“From what little that I’ve found they were apparently given to a cookie, a cookie who prayed for the strength to help stop us. And apparently those prayers were answered, I know this because before we were fully sealed chains trapped us.” He seems very annoyed by that fact “why? I don’t think it has anything to do with why my spell won’t work?”

“Curious I suppose, any physical description of the object?”

“Sure here, don’t think it’ll mean much of anything but… I can take what I get Sunny” he gives you a document describing the “witches chains”

…ok so their silver chains, duh. They have intricate patterning of the moon and stars on them. Ok. They held immense power, so much in fact it could be used to temporarily match that of soul jams, interesting, the aura of which is described like the soft streams of moonlight on a calm night…. Wait, you've felt that before. You’ve seen these chains before… but on who, where.

You start to parse through your recent memories, your recent adventures…. It was in the city of wizards! Gingerbrave and their friends were busy trying to find Moonlight cookie! You were trying to help them but you felt a draw, to a place that not only felt like moonlight but… it felt like home! And so you excused yourself and found a cookie! And they felt so, so familiar. Wait… the document said it changed your appearance when you use the chains… and that much power can keep a cookie going for years… centuries even.

Wait!! Wait omg, the timeline matches! And that cookie, Mirror moon cookie is that why…! “!!!!” You jump up suddenly with a sudden burst of energy. Much to the surprise of Shadow and Mystic. Your about to speak but you loose your balance since you haven’t used your legs in a while…

*THUNK* 

… good job dumbass you think. Because your face is now planted on the floor. You just ate shit in front of your friends, how embarrassing.

“Oh my god! Are you okay!” Shadow milk almost yells in worry. Both help you up and back onto the bed “what happened, did you figure something out-“

“I think Fortune cookie is alive!” The look flabbergasted but before they can speak you continue “I think thats why the spell didn’t work! Its because she isn’t dead!”

Shadow milk is stunned into silence so Mystic flour is the one to speak “…why do you think that?” She questioned

And so you begin to explain your theory, about the info on the witches chains, about the mysterious cookie you met. With each word Shadow milk cookie begins to brighten up, it warms your heart. Even Mystic flour seems impressed on your findings!

After your done explaining and out of breath from your sudden energy disappearing, Shadow milk cookie scoops you up into a hug. “Thank you, thank you, thank you!” Is all he repeats, you look over and Mystic flour gives you a soft smile.

…you don’t know what’s gonna happen next… but this, whatever this is…. Makes you feel warm… maybe theirs hope after all? You don’t really believe it, but a part of you is hopeful. No matter how small.

Well… you’ll guess you’ll see.

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what chu think? I hope you enjoy! I also must say you do such a good job on writing for shadow milk cookie when he’s being sincere. That’s how I imagine him around loved ones!

have a good one! Can’t wait to see more!

;dk;lwand;kpankdawd;aml;d

Op you- amazing.

Just- yes.

#shadow milk cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run x reader #cookie run oc #mystic flour cookie #Arcane Egg Cookie #Mirror Moon Cookie #My heart- #Thats his apprentice! Shes alive! #just- yes

[felidthing]

oh the flowers! smell so sweet I wish that I want to be a flower too oh hello little bird! it must be spring!

poem i wrote april 27th 2008

#posts #i love kid poems so much this is great #how did i misspell bird like that. thats a misspelling you usually get from typing #i love all the specific mistakes that r in this. like its so cool to me how writing and language develops #that i knew how to spell flour before flower?? i forgot the M in smell #''thet'' and ''wont'' make sense those r just pronunciation things #i consistently write ho instead of oh #''hulo'' instead of ''hello'' is great i didnt even use two Ls #no idea what made me suddenly start writing tiny in the last lines

[clown-machine]

I have an announcement

#shit post #these cookies are basically just powdered sugar and flour and taste how youd expect that to but man sometimes thats just what you need #id in alt text

[nulltune]

sometimes i get kiinda worried that bc i'm pretty vocal abt how much i love hakuno (<- Understatement) people might assume that i like- never want anything bad to happen to her or just want everyone to love her, etc etc .... so i just wanna make it clear that- THAT AIN'T TRUEE!!!! i mean, obviously i'd be happy if more people start to like hakuno but this isn't a fanpage and i'm here to write hakuno first and foremost ! 🫡

IDK IF I'M MAKING SENSE BUT YA SBCKSJFN DA POINT IS!!! i hope i don't make anyone feel like they have to write their muse a certain way egad,,, don't hold em back i say !! >:Dc and honestly i'm gonna enjoy our muse interactions no matter the dynamic tbh because i just rlly love seeing hakuno interact with well-written and interesting muses 🤧😌💖✨️ AND I WANNA DO JUSTICE 2 HER CHARACTER AND WRITE HER WELL TOO OFC !!! 💪✨️

#&&. out of #NOT ABT ANYONE OFC 🫶 just some late night thoughts yknoww #i also hope no one thinks that i wanna be h.akuno or self-insert myself as h.akuno bc like #😭😭😭😭 ????!?! THATS MY MOON WIFEEE #my dear sweet sugar honey flour egg ½lb butter stir pour into pan preheat to 350° h.akunochaaan .. 😢😢🫶💕

[minicy]

i gotta say, a cool $5k in my bank account would be really cool right about now

#combo of my good gas mileage car getting held ransom and my brother suddenly moving out and raising my rent 50% has me. augh #mostly making the post bc the barely-more-than-interest payments on my credit card feel Fucking Bad and if i could just. not have that. wow #like i can still get takeout on occasion and eat gluten free bagels and chicken breasts. i will be fine. but also. augh. #also though dont even get me started on the gluten removal tax. it triggers my fibro shit really badly so if i want to work.. #i will pay $6 for a box of crackers and $9 for a loaf of bread. and thats most of the easy lunches to take to work right there. #and the adhd makes it hard to plan other lunches in advance... you can see the issues #i cant even have. like. backup lunches or anything. no cup noodle in my classroom or anything like that. cos they have BREAD #and FLOUR. #actually though now that i think about it i could leave some cans of soup in my classroom. thatd be a good idea. anyway. #contribute to the random-tumblr-asshole's curry takeout and can of soup fund today #squawk

[milkweedman]

Found a dutch oven for like, astoundingly cheap yesterday and was finally able to try baking bread in one ! This is a poppyseed rye that I darkened with some molasses and cocoa powder, mostly out of curiousity (i often use molasses but this is the first time trying cocoa as well. Smelled super nice while baking). I added those after the first rise and didn't do a whole lot of kneading when i did, and it seems to have marbled, if the bit of exposed interior (didn't grease the dutch oven, and that part of the crust stuck) is anything to go by. Definitely overbaked it a little, but super happy with how much oven spring I got.

Also, the jams from last night. Very pretty reds.

#baking #canning #its not a full rye (like 4:1 wheat bread flour to rye flour) bc i only had a little rye as it happened #just wish i hadnt baked it on the bottom rack the whole time. thats what i typically do bc my oven is shit so otherwise #the bottom ends up getting soggy somehow. clearly not necessary in a dutch oven though #its probably not as burned as it looks (its very dark brown but not black on the bottom) what with the general color of the bread #but still #anyway very excited about this new baking contraption #ooh i bet its gonna make some great barmbrack... i usually bake that in a decorative tin bc pretty #but it doesnt rise much. but usually neither does rye and this one rose in the oven rly well #so the steam and the fact that the crust doesnt solidify prematurely bc its covered and kept moist seems to help #**3:1 flour ratio. forgot i did 3/4 of my recipe bc i didnt think it would fit a full recipe. pretty sure it will tho

[coffinbutch]

Oh man I forgot to say that when we were visiting my folks we got out the cornhole set to play w my sister and her bf and discovered that the cornhole bags had been infested with corn fleas (?!) And they had eaten. All the corn. In the bags.

#it was just like flour left in there. totally demolished #so maybe the next set of bags they get should have polyfill or something #i told this to some friends at dinner the other night who are not from the midwest #and they were shocked that cornhole is typically played with actual corn. like yes bro i am from ohio. thats all we got out there #i should add that the cornhole set is cleveland browns themed #not relevant just amusing

[yourlocalenbyloser]

baking cookies

#my art #ash cant draw #danganronpa v2 #fanart #danganronpa goodbye despair #danganronpa #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #ibuki mioda #poor fuyuhiko cant figure out how the flour got literally everywhere #spoiler alert it was ibuki #also ibuki is looking at the tv thats just off screen

[unbeleevable]

#funny funny picture #i mean i am the gay cousin so its true true #just found a piece of rice on the flour #yknow what really bothers me? #people in the tkl community say that soft tkls are relaxing #NO THEY ARENT ??? #I THIMK THEYRE ACTUALLY WORSE #I would NEVER be able to relax and calm down if someone was softly tklng my sides #I cant help but flinch #its an automatic thing idfk 💀 #im too tklsh to relax when being tkld dude (you didnt see this( #i put the “) ” the wrong way but im too bored to change it now #I mean #dont get me wrong #If it was soft tkls on my arms then thats fine #but literally anywhere else?? #nuh uh #nnnnuhuh #kinda self conscious about my laugh aswell which really sucks #i never had a problem with it until someone pointed it out so now im just kinda #🤷‍♀️ #ANYWAYS LETS NOT GET INTO SAD THINGS #thanks for hearing me ramble about stupid things

[ghostlynimbus]

I like There's A Rumor, but trying to get back into writing it is, just, so much work.

#I spent three hours today just rereading what i've already written #and while 3hrs isnt a lot of reading for me normally #it is an awful lot of time when its my own work #the (still incomplete) timeline for this fic is 230 entries long #thats next on the reread list #and i have #just so many pages of notes about pregnancy and flour baby projects and diet fads #and just so much else #getting reacquainted with all this is just like #a lot #and also #while i definitely dont love all the writing in this fic #there are some bits of it that I think are quite good #and im feeling very anxious about the next few chapters not measuring up quality wise bc im so rusty #ghost.txt #anxiety rambling in the tags

[geoffrey]

I demand pictures and/or recipe for the chicken stew

i didnt take pictures and i only have one serving left i brought for lunch in an ugly bowl. however, here is the recipe i followed which i altered to how i actually cooked it.

i also did everything up until step 3 in a pan instead of the pot. then right before 3 i added a splash of chicken stock to the pan, scraped up all the flavor, and added it to the pot.

OH also important!!!! after i cut up the potatoes but before i added them to the pot i microwaved them for 8 minutes so i wouldn't have to wait for them to soften!! this is also so useful if you want to homemake french fries or a hash.

#recipe #and i added garlic powder. but thats not worth editing it #how much garlic powder? close youreyes and wish upon a star #aka idk for all the seasonings i just sprinkled it over the top until it looked good #other than salt you just need a few teaspoons #also the last bit of text got fucked but i said 1/3 cup of flour

[nerdie-faerie]

Pie time 🥧

#ace tries cooking #shes ugly as hell <3 but i dont even care its food and im hungry #its nearly 11pm because thats the level of procrastination im at atm but i can finally eat the pie i made after the pastry took forever to #be done and i got impatient and turned the oven to max for last quarter or so of an hour and our oven doesnt have any labels #so i dont even know how hot that is #but ya girl got no money and needed to cook so had to use what she still had in the flat cus no groceries until i get paid since i paid #for summer rent i just cant afford it so i made a lil chicken pie with the last two chicken thighs i had some carrots and onions all from #the freezer with some potatoes and gravy and made some garlic and thyme shortcrust pastry instead of buying puff pastry like i usually do #for pies and i always got butter and flour so why the fck not make my own pastry? gotta stop being so lazy now i got leftovers for the week #even if my gravy betrayed me and pooled out onto my pastry in two places smh