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i noticed this vintage postcard had a little music staff, so i decided to give it the musical accompaniment that was intended for it! you can now get the full experience

#yes!!!!

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At the club checkin my tumblr notes

#it is important to take a break from dancing to rehydrate and to scroll thru ur feed to get horny again 😌 #drinking water but also getting thirstier??? decrease the increase indeed… 🕺

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felt cute, might delete later. 🥰

#ohhhh cozy under blankie… fave…

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#me after getting called a DINGUS… why I oughta… 💪😤💪💕

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Today's Seal Is: Bucket Boy

#he’s a boy IN a bucket… changing the game…

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Say you can't sleep. Baby I know, that's that me espresso!

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

#SCREAM

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laughing my ass off at how much this sucks

#it’s tagging this as both light and dark academia for me… girl what is the truth…

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夏はまだかな。

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new fic trope just dropped

#throwback to the time there was some water issue at my Michigan place so I jumped on Grindr #and asked this dude if I could shower at his place and he said I could if we showered together and I was like sure lol #I was kind of expecting more but his roommate was home so we actually did just make out and shower together and then I went to work #honestly a pretty pleasant start to what could’ve been a rough day 😍

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I'm feeling generous, have a treat 🌿

#handsome men and happy plants 😍

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#holy shit it’s no kinks Kyle

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Oh, how I've missed this particular type of discourse

#oh BROTHER

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#so good at that!!!

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Local Tumblr user accidentally chooses wrong option in a poll, killing 20 people injuring 16 more

#been there… first thing you have to do is forgive yourself second thing is wipe down the crime scene 😔

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(XユーザーのUさん: 「カワイーヌだ https://t.co/fvg8rTY4q4」 / Xから)

#WHOA cubicle…