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gumm1defloor · 3 months

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Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there is no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

#for those of y'all new to the tag yes these two have been technically canon for a long while #and yes we still have no exact idea why #I am still of the opinion that Vox clocked Val first in terms of the alliance (for whatever reason known to man)#And Val still till this day has no fuckin clue how he managed to score him and is just winging shit as he goes along #this is until proven otherwise by canon ofc but still #No I do not know why I am doing a character analysis of Hazbin Hotel of all things but here we are #still sincerely curious as to where their bond came from though #yknow outside of physical attraction and shared business ideals #the only semi logical explanation I have currently is that Valentino still unapologetically thinks of himself as hot shit despite being #yknow #Valentino #which makes him the antithesis of Vox's fragile ego and blatant insecurities #(and therefor invertedly gives Vox personal gratification for being able to dominate him and control him)#The other possibility was narcissism but that theory is mostly scrapped now the more I watch his interactions with Val in ep2 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #voxval #staticmoth #hazbin hotel shitposts #anyone willing to respond to please feel free to do so btw been thinking abt this pairing for quite a while #I think they work very interestingly as a villain couple #I want Valentino to light vox on fire and dance with him while they burn

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valla · 4 months

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of course i'm going to make this about them

#edelthea #dorogard #fe3h #shitpost #shut up val #edelgard #dorothea

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wyrmwinds · 2 months

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Mage feared throughout Hydaelyn whose signature spell is dispelling your glamour

#val roars #my posts #shitpost #ffxiv #now everyone knows your armor is mismatched

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v-4-l-0-n · 5 months

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Bitches be like “my daughter is completely fine” and then their son barks at people on discord

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halfa-failure · 4 months

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First dates be like:

(Wanna leave a good first impression)

#danny phantom #digital art #art #danny fenton #dp #valerie gray #red huntress #gray ghost #I fucking love grayghost BITE ME #he’s dapper #more of a doodle #I was listening to red flags while I was drawing this #they’re so goofy #like Danny has his thermos and Val has an ecto gun strapped on her back 😭#I’m gonna squeeze them #cackling #dp fanart #shitpost

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val-of-the-north · 7 months

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#dark souls #dark souls 1 #trusty patches #I just had to lmao thanks #also it helps me avoid your TRUE intentions #fugg you kat. fugg you #it's katya #val-responds #shitposting

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valcaine · 1 year

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I had a moomin image saved and so one thing led to the next then I drew emeraldduo

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cyanityy · 2 months

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[VALORANT] I know one person who likes the blush op...

#LONG OVERDUE VAL ART #day 310 digitalising my scrapbook sketches #VALORANT #valorant fanart #chamber valorant #chamber #shitpost #art #original art #valorant art

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kryspiekream · 9 months

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fuck it, pinned post

we are the following

Krys, she/they, #krys posting, #krys reblog, #krys answers

puppy, she/it/they, #puppy posting, #puppy reblog, #puppy answers

Valkyrie, she/her, #val posting, #val reblog, #val answers

Logic, it/its, #logic posting, #logic reblog, #logic answers

Introduction post for the four of us here

WE DO NOT SEND NUDES FOR FREE

We say funny and sometimes horny things

minors, cops, and terfs dni

chasers and sissy blogs behave

thinspo and ana/ed blogs dni

if i dont like your vibes i will block you

flirting is heavily encouraged

dms are open but be nice

official clicker training guide here

nsfw asks list here

my onlyfans!

uuhhhh yeah i think thats it

love ya babes

✨️ mwah ✨️

#transgender #shitposting #transposting #bottomposting #hornyposting #krys posting #puppy posting #val posting #logic posting #pinned post

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neims-skeleton-obsession · 9 months

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how i imagine val asking about the car for the first time went:

(the handwritten text says "asked about the car" and "12 and full of regret")

#i was experimenting with how to draw him and this happened #its nice n easy to draw so bonus #but equally if i did a “serious” drawing in this style i think i would laugh too hard to finish it #he is a war criminal and i made him ROUND #also enjoy the low quality child val ill draw her properly one day #but this is what you get for now #skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #shitpost #art #artist on tumblr #i hate how much i like this good lord #/pos

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enigmasandepiphanies · 1 year

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I am plagued by uncontrollable affection for my long distance best friend who lives so far away (texted me 2 mins ago)

#shitpost #shitposts #eni tag #val tag #eni life stories #friendship #platonic relationships #lovecore #romanticism #romantic academia #love #long distance friendship #long distance #yearning

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gumm1defloor · 3 months

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There is a theory out there on the internet of Velvette secretly being Carmilla’s third daughter whom she had a fallout with and separated from, which is why they don’t see eye to eye with each other in the present. And while I’m still personally on the fence about this particular interpretation, it does make every previous fanon about Velvett's found family dynamic with the other Vee's infinitely funnier.

Like Vel really just said fuck you mom actually I'm gonna move out and go live with my two shitty drunk, gay college roommates who don’t pay rent and they will be my new family we're GONNA BE RICH TOGETHER AND I’M NEVER COMING BACK like wow ok-

#/jk (mostly)#I think Velvette has become my favourite Hazbin villain since that one episode #I love her character so much and I am very relieved with how much personality and drive they gave her in the show #concidering how she was mostly overshadowed by Vox and Val in the promotional material #and the fandom in general #I'm also glad at least one person was there to call out Carmilla's hypocrisy in that episode #I'm sure the other overlords picked up on it too including Carmilla herself but yknow still #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel shitposts #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel carmilla

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valla · 6 months

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