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mysicklove-main · 10 months
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Uzui Tengen is known for his dramatics. You knew that when you first decided to marry him, and have grown used to it with the years. His flashy appearance and bold words don't even phase you now. That's just who he is and who you came to love.
Until he gets sick. The dramatics pick up to a whole level you've never thought could occur. Of course if other people saw him that we're not you, or his other wives, he would pretend to be fine, grinning and showing off. But he would never let his lovers off the hook like that, it would be not flashy at all.
“I think it's time I say my final goodbye.”
You roll your eyes, placing a damp towel on his forehead. He coughs, and honestly you can't tell if it's fake or not, but you hold out a cup for him to drink a water out of. When he doesn't move, you sigh and press it to his lips, watching with amusement at the way he gulps it down. “Your fever is bound to break soon, maybe if you stopped complaining and rest, you'll feel better.”
He glances at you when you pull the cup away, a small pout on his face. “Hurts so bad, I must be dying. I feel so weak," His voice is horse, and his body is unusually warm.
You can't help but want to dote on him at his words. He's got to be acting just a bit, but he truly does sound broken. But before you could comfort him he says, “Is this how you feel like all the time? This weak?”
You sigh, pinching your brows, but you can't help the smile that creeps on your face. He's so ridiculous, but at least he keeps you on your toes. In his sickly state or not. “Really?”
“Just joking. I know you aren't this weak.” You can see it in his eyes that he wants to boast about his strength again, but your watchful eyes shut it down. You adore how powerful your husband is, but you weren't Suma who fangirls every time he spoke about himself (Of course you did love that side of Suma as well, it was cute seeing her so excited).
You roll your eyes again but smile at him, and adjust the bedsheets, pulling them higher up on his chest. He let's out a throaty complaint, but doesn't fight it. “Hey, where are the others? Can't bare to see me this pathetic?”
“No, “god” of the dramatics.” He frowns at the mock nickname. “You scared the daylights out of Suma, who actually thinks you're going to die. Hinatsura is comforting her outside. And you know Makio, she isn't the one to be near when someone is sick.”
He hums, closing his eyes for the first time in the past hour with a content smile on his face. “So I get you all to myself, huh?”
You grin, puffing up his pillow again before sitting in the chair next to him. “Guess you can say that. Until your fever breaks at least.”
“Nurse Y/N,” He sighs, breathlessly with a grin on his face. His eyes are still shut and by the looks of it he is imagining something lewd.
You shut it down immediately. “No. I'm not a nurse. I'm an assassin.”
He ignores your words. “Why arent you wearing the cute outfit. I'm sickly, please treat me nurse!”
“I'm leaving,” You deadpan, but before you can stand up a hand flies to your wrist. He tilts his head toward you with a small apologetic smile. His cheeks are flushed from the fever and his neck is slightly beaded with sweat.
“Sorry. I'm done, I'm done, promise. Just stay with me? Honestly, I am a little scared about how week I feel." The tone of his voice is solemn, and his hands slightly tremble on your wrist. You grab onto it and set it back down on the bed, and grab the cloth to dab the beads of sweat on his neck.
It's been ages since he has gotten sick. The last time probably in his early teens, so you aren't too surprised he is uncomfortable, but it was surprising for him to admit something like this. “Scared” is not in his vocabulary, or at least he preaches.
So you take pity on him, and smile at him. “Of course, Lord Tengen. Close your eyes and rest, I'll be here when you wake up, promise.”
He glances at you for a final time, and closes his eyes. “Thanks, Nurse Y/N.”
You shake your head slowly, and take in his appearance. Even in his sweaty, weak state he wears his signature smug grin that you've grown to love. You can't be too mad at him.
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uponthefantasy · 3 months
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happy that u write for all readers!! and, thanks for answering my questuon <3
how about (separate) platonic headcanons of Kyojuro Rengoku and/or Uzui Tengen having a Young Male! Tsuguko who isn't very chatty and rarely smiles but they get linda flustered and nervous when they compliment him (not in a romantic way)?
srry if u don't understand this, i'm not the best at explaining myself:(
Teasing | Rengoku and Tengen × platonic! tsuguko! Reader|
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Please do not copy, but if you wish, I would like it if you could reblog!
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Kyojuro Rengoku:
• Kyojuro had always been a bit more persistent with you. Being his tsuguko also meant he needed to care and look out for you like a big brother would, which was hard when you barely expressed any form of emotion. He tried giving you gifts, making jokes, sharing his sweet potatoes with you, and yet, nothing. No sign of the slightest smile or any sort of glint in your eyes.
• Then, he found it.
• He sat on the edge of his porch, watching your firm stance and tight, expressionless gaze as you continued to practice the breathing techniques that you had been taught by the fire-haired male. Kyojuro's smile, if possible, seemed to go even wider as he watched you perform the technique perfectly without a flaw.
• "Good job, Y/n! You'll make a great hashira in the future, you know!"
• He watched as your cheeks turned red and the slightest tint of shyness creeped into your eyes, making his expression show a bit of shock. He had made you show emotion.
• Ever since that day, Kyojuro gave you multiple compliments as often as he could, his heart filling with a warmth ever time he watched the tiniest bit of emotion come to your face. He was happy he could bring out emotion of someone he held so dearly to his heart, someone as close as family.
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Tengen Uzui:
• In Uzui's eyes, nothing was more unflashy than a person who showed no expression, making him much more irritated when it came to training you. Even though he considered you someone very close in his heart, he could never stand the ways your expression never changed and how your voice barely spoke out unless for confirmation.
• "Uh! How can you not show any emotion after that!? You just ruined that flashy stunt you pulled off!" Uzui groaned in annoyance, looking at you with a deadpan stare. You had just performed one of the hardest moves in the book, almost perfect, yet you still showed no sign of happiness or suprise.
• "You know, if you keep pulling stunts like that, you might be able to rise the ranks quickly after your training. You might be more flashy than I thought, Y/n." His eyes widened when he saw you avert your eyes.....shyly. You had just expressed emotion! "OH, SO NOW YOU SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE! THAT'S ALL IT TAKES, HUH? ONE MEASLY COMPLIMENT?!" He shakes you back and forth with an irritated look as your face turns the slightest shade redder.
• After that, Uzui complimented you on the daily, making it an everyday mission to make you break out of your shell just a little more than the day before. "It seems to me like you're a lot more infatuated with your tsuguko than before." Hinatsuru spoke calmly, gazing up at Uzui. "Why must that be?"
• "Because Y/n is making a change to himself, and I couldn't be prouder."
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I hope you enjoyed reading this! I know it sucked, but I haven't written fanfiction in quite a while.
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mikasa-imadebiscults · 9 months
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Kyojuro Rengoku, Satoru Gojo and Tengen Uzui Give Me The Guys Who Love To Pamper Their Boyfriends Vibe So What Would Their Reaction Be If Your Male S/O Gives Them A Bouquet Of Flowers With Chocolates?
(Hello Anon, thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy this and have a great day/night)
Anime Men that Love to Pamper their Boyfriends
(Characters Included- Tengen Uzui, Gojo Satoru, and Kyojuro Rengoku)
(Warning: Nothing just fluff)
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Tengen Uzui
- He will be so happy and appreciative of the gifts. He would lift you up and give you the biggest hug (he’ll accidentally crack your back) and plants kisses all over your face.
- He tells all the Hashira about this.
- He’ll savor the chocolates and offer you some. He will insist on you sitting on his lap while he eats them but only if you’re comfortable with it.
Gojo Satoru
- Oh boy, he will tease you so much and it’ll make him want to spoil you even more.
- He will take one of the flowers and pose with it to make you laugh. He will put the rest of the flowers in a vase and try to not forget to water it.
- He eats all the chocolate in a day because since he’s wealthy he can buy more if he wants.
Kyojuro Rengoku
- He would be surprised at this gesture, but he will be extremely grateful of all the thoughtful gifts.
- He will keep the flowers in a vase and try to keep it alive as long as he can.
- As for the chocolates he will share them with you, specifically he will eat one then feed you one and will keep doing that until you guys get full or the chocolates ran out.
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sickslimez · 1 year
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FEELING UP ON ME!
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SYNOPSIS…uzui just loves looking at you all the time, touching you, holding you, he always has to be around you. and with you just walking around in his sweater and your underwear, he definitely can’t pry his eyes away from you
WARNINGS…uzui tengen x chubby fem!reader, modern!au, uzui is very touchy and clingy, he’s also a horny little bastard, mating press, breeding, not proofread
OTHER…if you enjoyed make sure to like and reblog
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Today was the day to finish up some chores around the house. You had been lazy all week while Uzui went out to work, but you finally got yourself up to to do some work. Uzui on the other hand, sat on the couch watching his favorite show, legs spread and eyes hung low. His hair was tied back into a messy bun, fringe falling against his forehead. He wore grey sweatpants and no shirt, a combo he’d often wear when he was home, finally able to wear something comfortable.
You, on the other hand, wore a big t-shirt, one of your favorite hoodies, and some underwear. This wasn’t the first time you wore something like this, and being married to Uzui for five years now, it was no surprise what you wore around the house when you felt like it. But each time, Uzui would always react the same. A smirk on his face, hands feeling up on you, squeezing at your flesh and kissing it. He just can’t get enough of you. He was a clingy bastard. You wonder why you never learned your lesson.
“Hey, you done with this bag of chips?” You asked, holding a trash bag in your hand. You were cleaning up the living room now, trying to start with the small things first before you moved on to the bigger things like vacuuming. Uzui glanced at you, “mhm.” He gave a simple nod, adjusting in his seat. Crumpling up the bag, you tossed it into the trash. As you turned away, Uzui took a good look at you. His eyes landed on your plush thighs first, a smirk forming on his face.
“Tengen,” you groaned, “you gotta start picking your shit up off of the floor!” Rolling your eyes, you picked up another empty bag of chips off of the floor, bending down in front of your husband. Uzui found himself biting his lip. He couldn’t tear his eyes away from you, getting a perfect view of your ass. Can’t forgot the way your pussy was only covered by a thin piece of fabric. He was resisting the urge to devour you right then and there.
“Sorry, sweetheart.” He apologized, though he barely meant it. “Yeah, yeah, sure you are.” You mumbled, turning back around to head towards the kitchen. Brows furrowed as Uzui suddenly flinched, looking away from you. Uzui gulped, clearing his throat. He just wanted to grab and feel you, but he knew you were busy cleaning. But god, you looked like heaven. “You were staring weren’t you?” You narrowed your eyes at him.
“I was.” He rightfully admitted, no shame. “Perv.” You teased him before continuing your tasks around the house. As you tried to step away from your husband, you could feel hands around your waist, pulling you back until you fell onto your husbands lap. “Tengen, don’t start with this! You know I have to clean!” You whined, throwing down the garbage bag. “Just five minutes. I wanna hold you.” His hands wandered your skin, rubbing and squeezing at it. “Bullshit. It always leads to something more.”
He hummed in response, getting a handful of your ass. “Tengen!” You slapped his arm, trying to push him off of you. “I need to finish cleaning or it’s not gonna get done!” You argued with him. But, your strength compared to your husbands was no match. His strong, muscular arms wrapped around your body, holding you close to him. “Five minutes. Promise. You’re just so soft. Did you get some new lotion? You smell good.” You could hear the smirk in his voice as he whispered in your ear.
“Uh-uh. Do not try and butter me up. I know you all too well.” You shook your head, trying to resist your husband’s flirtatious attempts. He completely ignored you. “You’re so warm too,” he placed a kiss on your jaw. “And are these new panties?” His fingers traced over the fabric on your hips. “They’re cute.” He kissed your jaw again. “Tengen! I’m gonna kill you!” A laugh erupted from your chest. His lips planted small kisses from your jaw down to your neck while his hands continued to caress your legs. “Five minutes.” You sternly agreed, finally giving in like you always do.
“Thank you, sweetheart.” Uzui kissed down your neck, hands still roaming over your skin. A small huff left his lips as you tried to focus on the tv in front of you. You knew he was trying to get you riled up within the five minutes he had you in his grasp. His large calloused hands squeezed the flesh of your ass again causing you to snap your head towards him, “Tengen.” You warned your husband. “What did I do? Can I not touch my beautiful wife?” He asked, innocently. Rolling your eyes at him, you let him carry on with his wants and needs. Everything was going smoothly, surprisingly. Sure, he was kissing and touching up on you like a starved man, but he hasn’t tried anything outrageous like he usually does.
Maybe he finally decided to listen? Though, you were quite disappointed if you were being completely honest. His hands feeling you and lips kissing you made you just a little needy. It’s Uzui Tengen. Who wouldn’t be a little needy for your husband? “All done?” You clear your throat, looking at him. Your fingers ran through his long white hair, adjusting the fly aways poking up from his head. “Mhm.” He nodded. Something in the back of your head felt like that was a big fat lie. “Okay…” Letting out a sigh, you got up from your husbands lap, bending down in front of him to pick up the trash bag you had dropped earlier.
Tengen nearly choked on his own spit seeing the small wet spot on your panties. “Fuck.” Tengen whispered to himself. “What?” You turned around, brows furrowed. His eyes quickly shot up to yours, “nothing.” He shook his head. Slowly turning back around, you began to walk away before being tugged back by the hem of your underwear. You fell back onto your husbands lap, this time feeling how hard he was. “Tengen!” You shouted at him.
“I’m sorry, baby. I just have to, you look so good.” He pushed you on the couch, heavy breaths leaving his chest. Within one swift swoop, he ripped your panties off, discarding the torn fabric to the carpeted floor of the living room. You have long forgotten about cleaning now, the garbage bag now back on the floor next to your panties. With how feral your husband was acting, you wanted to feel him too. His hands quickly pulled down his pants and boxers, his dick springing free. “Drive me fucking crazy. You know that?” He pushed your legs back so far they touched your chest.
He mounted you, pressed his body weight against you before you could feel him split you open with his cock, a drawn out groan falling from his lips, “ohh shit.” He sighed, pushing every inch into you slowly. A gasp left your body, feeling your husband push inside of you, stretching you out. “Tengen!” You squealed, hands pressing to his chest. “Shhh, I know.” Tengen pressed a chaste kiss to your lips. His hips began slowly moving, dragging his cock along your gummy walls.
His movements became faster, slamming his hips into you faster. Your body was pressed against the couch, your husband using his sheer strength to hold you down. “Shit! You’re so deep!” Your brows furrowed in pleasure as you stared up at Tengen. His hands gripped the back of your knees, holding them down while he continued to abuse your slick cunt. Surely you two were going to ruin the couch after this. The sound of skin slapping against each other filled the once peaceful little living room, mixing in with the sound of you and Tengen’s moans.
“Pussy feels so good.” He mumbled, breathing heavily as he stared down where the two of you met, watching how your pussy just gripped his dick. Your gushy walls sucked him back in with each thrust, wanting to keep him inside of you. You could feel every inch of him with how relentless he was being. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” You whimpered uncontrollably, clawing at your husbands chest. Pleasure was coursing through you, your skin felt like it was on fire. With one last grunt, Tengen slowed down his thrusts, his ruby red eyes meeting yours.
The sudden change of pace was a surprise to you, but it still felt good with the way he was slowly pushing his hips into yours, hitting that one spot you loved so much. “I know I was being rough. I’m sorry, baby,” Tengen softly whispered into your ear, sending shivers down your spine. “You forgive me right?” As he finished speaking he hit that one spot which caused you to moan. He was so intoxicating. The way he spoke to you, touched you, fucked you, loved you, everything was addictive.
“Y-you said five minutes.” You managed to speak, a small gasp leaving your body as he pushed into you again. Tengen chuckled deeply, “you know I can’t resist you. Never. I’m sorry.” He let out a blissful sigh, feeling your pussy tighten around him at his words. Your bottom lip gets caught between your teeth as you try to hold back your moans and whimpers. “I forgive you.” You whisper.
He lifts his head to look at you, “you forgive me?” He asks, halting his movements. It allowed you time to catch your breath, looking at your husbands lustful eyes and smile. With a nod you answer his question. You could feel him throbbing inside of you, driving you insane. “Good.” He lowers his head, his lips connecting with yours. His tongue swipes across your bottom lip before meeting yours.
Moving his hips again, he starts going at a faster pace than before. You were right there on the edge, focusing on the way he made you feel. “Yes! Just like that, Tengen!” You moan loudly, head thrown back into the couch cushions. He smirked down at you as he watched your eyes roll back from the pleasure. He could feel your pussy tighten around him, he knew you were close. That only fueled him more, he was dying to see you cream around his cock and to feel your pussy flutter around him.
Tengen kept slamming his cock into your sore pussy. “Shit, this pussy is gonna make me cum. Oh fuck!” Tengen moaned, panting heavily. Just hearing him say that sent you over the edge, the pleasure building up, that familiar pressure in your core. “I’m cumming!” You cried out, your legs beginning to shake. “Fuck, fuck!” Your toes curled as you felt your release, your husband fucking you through your orgasm.
“Good girl, just cum around my cock. Just like that.” Tengen encouraged you, hitting your sweet spot over and over again. His grip on you never faltered as he chased his own orgasm. Seeing your cum at the base of his cock and to hear your moans was making him go crazy. Your legs were still twitching, and if it wasn’t for him holding them up, they would’ve dropped by now. “Just hold on a little longer for me.” He placed a kiss on your jaw, his nails now leaving crescent marks in your skin.
His thrusts became more sloppy by the second. “I’m gonna cum, baby. Gonna breed this pretty pussy. It’s all for you…all for fucking you.” Tengen moaned, sucking in one last breath before he pushed into you deeper, thick ropes of cum filling your pussy. “Oh my god.” You gasped at the feeling. “Fuck.” Tengen grunted, slowly pulling out of you. The couch was definitely ruined.
His cum spilled out of your pussy as soon as he sat up. “I knew this was going to happen.” You chuckled to yourself, staring up at your husband, legs still spread for him to enjoy the show. “I couldn’t help myself. I was trying so hard, but you looked too good.” Tengen was still trying to catch his breath, hair clinging to his sweaty forehead. You laughed to yourself, your husband smiling down at you.
“Well, I could definitely go for a shower now.” You sighed as your husband helped you sit up. “I agree.” His finger hooked under your chin as he brought your lips to his, kissing you over and over. His free hand rested on your lower back, the other cupping your ass while you two made out. Tengen hugged you closer, your chests pressing up against one another’s.
He pulled away from the kiss, “come on, let’s get cleaned up.”
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nemowasfound · 1 year
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Hello, I saw you doing an event from someone I follow rebloged the post you made, and I would like to request. I saw you do demon slayer and would like to request uzui tegen x male reader fluff head cannon if you could? If you need me to be more specific just ask me I could send it in more detail. Sorry if this is long, ignore it if it makes no sense it's my second time using the ask thingy.
YES OK
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Man
I’ve been waiting for hc
Anyways
Uzui would obviously be a rlly sexual partner
But when he’s soft he’s S O F T
Like
A big ass teddy bear
Sweetest man on earth
He loves to just hold you tight and lay you on his chest
Man his chest
Great pillow
Or he spoons you
He prefers to be big spoon because he likes making you feel safe
When y’all are out (dates or errands, doesn’t matter)
Always keeps at least one hand on your hip or thigh or waist or holding your hand
He’s pretty romantic during dates
I mean he did pull three stunning women and one stunning man
Flower petals, candles, a bouquet of your favorite flowers etc.
If you were to get sick he’d stay home as much as possible
His wives helping to take care of you
Be prepared to be spoon fed by three beautiful women and one handsome man
They will not leave you alone (lol)
You always get to lay on his chest when you go to bed
Listening to his heartbeat
He knows it’s soothing to you
Like a reminder he’ll always be there
He’s not going anywhere
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Hope I did alright
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kentofication · 1 year
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% — tengen uzui & fem!reader ] — 966
❝ soft content # fear # descriptions of a demon # demon encounter # comfort # decapitation (of a demon) # husband!tengen x wife!reader ❞
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it was getting to that time of the month. the time of the month where the temperature drops and nature withers away—temporarily at least. the time of the month where flakes of snow fall onto the withering green of the earth, coating it with its snowy soft texture. the time of the month where agriculture halted production as farmers prepared their crops to withstand the winter for future warmer months.
during the time of this cold month, the inside of your home dropped its usual temperature. it had a warm interior, comfy soft couches with warm bed sheets, and hot beverages and edible foods every day.  however, it is the cold season, meaning that your house became colder and colder as the days passed by. you counted the days that he left—for a mission that is. 
you knew that his rank as a hashira was very important to the world he lives in and himself. he serves this rank with pride and holds his head up high, even when faced with difficult challenges such as battling against an upper rank demon. even though he has only did it once—and thankfully survived—there might be a time he has to repeat the same order and this time not come home. 
as you sit there in silence, with your clasped hands together, you pray that your husband returns safe to you. you prayed that he wouldn’t succumb to any fatal wounds that might result in his final breath being taken. as you released your hands from each other, you looked at the door and sighed. “might as well go fix a hot meal.” you said to yourself. 
as you got up from your previous position, the front door creaked open. an awful aroma started to seep itself into the clean home. the aroma was strong, enough to make your lungs, as well as your throat, experience a burning sensation. you sank to your knees as you peered at the door. despite never seeing that figure before, you heard about it. it was a demon. a horrible one at least. not just because of its aroma, but of its appearance. it had three horns decorating its scalp and a tongue that extends from the base of its tongue to your wooden floor. drool started to escape from its mouth as you tried to be as quiet as possible. you learned from your husband, tengen, that as long as you stay quiet, the demon(s) would have trouble spotting your location. 
so there you were, quietly sitting on the floor of your bedroom with your hands covering your mouth. you tried to restrict your breathing as much as possible, only letting out a few puffs of air before holding it again. the demon slowly scouted your house, looking for anything living to devour, or at least ease its feasting period. you prayed that he wouldn’t find you, even though it was scouting the whole house, it was a high probability that it would come in the bedroom that you were hiding in.
soft footsteps and the sound of slime started to become more audible. even though you already knew where the demon was, you could hear it getting closer and closer into the bedroom. you started to shiver in fear—plus the temperature of the house was giving you goosebumps. you braced yourself for the opening of the sliding door that kept you in the bedroom. apparently, that never came, for you heard another pair of footsteps enter your home.
you knew it either had to be the demon’s partner or a nearby slayer coming by to help. it was a 50/50 chance, but you were oblivious to the answer. you continued to stay as quiet as possible, with your back against the wall, still praying to the almighty for protection. 
suddenly, the sliming noise came to a halt. a permanent halt. a halt that never started up again. what did start was the slinging of chains and the sound of a head falling to the floor. supposedly it was a nearby slayer, who would wander around the area in this cold temperature? “hon?” you heard a voice echo from the hallway. it was booming, yet held a concerning tone. you slid the door open as you peered out of it. you met eyes with a white haired man, standing as tall as the roof holding two, large identical swords. 
tears started to form in your eyes as you quickly rushed to the tall man. “hey, hey, hey. you okay?” he asked, embracing your hug as he felt your tears stain his outfit. “i know, baby. i know . . . i’m here now . . .” tengen began to place kisses on your head in a comforting way, letting you know that he’s here for as long as you need him to be. you suddenly felt your eyes closing, embracing the warmth of tengen in this freezing temperature. tengen chuckled as he lifted you up, carrying you into the bedroom you hid in. 
“my sleepy girl.” he said, softly putting you down on the mattress, covering your frame with all the big blankets he had in store for this kind of season. he placed one final kiss on your cheek before heading into the bathroom to wash up. 
you felt your body heat up, another body laid beside you, adding to the heat you received. tengen’s head was nuzzled between the crook of your neck. soft breathing could be heard from the bedroom. soft breaths of exhaustion and hardwork, training himself everyday to protect the people of the world he lives in. soft breaths of love and hatred—for you and the demons he slays. soft breaths that keep him alive everyday. 
all for the sake of coming home to you at the end of the day.
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derangederensimp · 2 years
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Demon Slayer Series
Uzui’s Fourth Wife
- Enemies to Lovers, Angst, Another Love interest
Next Part
The Shinobi's of the village were passing along like they normally would. The sons of age would pick out girls to be their wives. All the girls were lined up standing in front of their families in their nice kimonos. You were still too young to be married off so you stood beside your parents and siblings. A boy around your age, possibly a few years older, came up to your family in which you all bowed to one another. "One day you will be my wife" the white haired, pink eyed boy said with a smirk on his face. He was yet a Shinobi but would be becoming one soon. His father walked up from behind him, putting a hand on his shoulder as they began to walk away. Standing there your parents were delighted that an Uzui took interest in their daughter while you stood there too stunned to speak.
From that day forward your mother drilled into your head being the perfect housewife and knowing your place in your marriage. Your job was to be a good wife, clean, cook, please your husband, and more importantly birth as many children possible to continue on the lineage of the Shinobi. You developed a strong hatred for Tengen Uzui as his comment made your life a living hell which also in turn kept any other possible suitors away from you.
Your father taught you how to defend yourself as most wives of the shinobi were accustomed to fighting alongside their partner if need be. As weeks went on you were able to take down your father as well as your older brothers who were a lot bigger than you height wise and body mass. Of course your mother was not pleased that you were learning to fight but as she told you once before "you must know your place in your marriage" meaning not to speak against the husband. The quote often ringing in your head as growing up you never viewed your parents marriage as one she was training you for. Growing up you watched your father be a doting husband and extremely kind to your mother and in turn your mother reciprocated those acts as well.
The fact of the matter was she was trying to make you into a respectable women and wife in the eyes of other people. The village often judged your family as they found it abnormal that your father would help cook the meals, tend to the laundry, and watch over his children while his wife got time to relax. You knew deep down that she was just trying to protect you from the harsh gossip that always spread around the village.
When you weren't being forced to train you were allowed to enjoy some things. One of the things being art. You spent sleepless nights practicing and finding your own style. When you were allowed to go into town you'd carry a sketchbook as well as paints you made yourself, finding the perfect spot to sit and observe the sceney you were being watched from some of the towns people. Older ladies and men would compliment you the most and also give you some money which you tried to turn down but old people seem to always find a way to get the money back to you.
This started your painting business, you found yourself painting family portraits, of families you once walk past in the town. Soon there was the wedding portraits as well. This began to take up most of your time which you were thankful for as that meant no more training.
A year had passed and Tengen Uzui was nowhere to be seen. Other Shinobi's walked through the town picking their wives as your family was off to the side since you were already chosen from another. A sigh of relief not seeing him towards the end of the line as you went to walk away back towards the house your wrist was gripped by an unfamiliar hand. "I'm sorry sir but she's already been claimed by another Shinobi'' your father sternly said as you turned to look at the man. "The name is Lord Riku Alpin" The tall, short ruffled black haired, soft thinner faced, muscular man said looking down at you and to your father. His eyes hazel. "I don't see said Shinobi? Where is he? If he proclaimed your daughter as his then where is he?" The man asked curiously. Your father stood there with a deadpan face as he tried to look for an answer. "Tell you what old man, let me take her out on a proper date and we will let her decide who she wants to be with yeah?" The stranger grabbed your hand and brought it to his lips giving a light peck.
"Well I suppose that would be fine" your fathers facial expression never faltering. Your mother on the other hand had slapped a hand onto her mouth as she thought she'd never see the day a man sweep you off your feet. As much as the Uzui name was more well known this man took interest in you, and so did he interest you as well. Walking away with the man your parents and siblings stood there looking back at one another as they all thought one man taking interest in you was enough but now a second man, your family would be the talk of the town.
"So what is your name? I'm sorry I didn't ask you back there. That was rude of me" he said as he led the way further into town towards the food vendors. "My name is [y/Fn] [y/Ln], it's nice to meet you Lord Riku" you sheeply said. "Oh no need for the formalities, just call me Riku. So [y/n] tell me about this Shinobi who is supposed to make you his wife." He said stopping at a food stand and ordering two of everything on the menu and tea. You two sat down on a fallen tree in the shade. "Well his name is Tengen Uzui, he has white hair and pink eyes. I'm not sure what he looks like now as he wasn't here this year. I doubt he meant what he said" you took a bite of the pork bun while looking out at the scenery. "Ah the Uzui's, a good choice to go with. What did he say to you?" Riku took a sip from his tea. "Well he walked up to my family and looked at me and said 'One day, you will be my wife' before he walked away with his father" you say.
"Ah so he didn't really ask for your hand, he just said you would be his one day, well looks like I may have a fighting chance then" He said before chuckling. You felt your face feel hot and blushed. "I guess you do, thank you for the food" you said looking down at the ground. "My pleasure, you looked like you wanted to get out of there so I wanted to lend a helping hand. I honestly have no interest in taking a wife or wives that is right now. There's a lot of things to still see out in the world and I want to enjoy my life besides being a Shinobi" he said, casting his gaze on you. "Well we will get along perfectly then! I don't want to be a wife either. I have to focus on my art and my business" You say, giving the man a cheesy smile.
"You make art?" He asked, tilting his head "show me" he said standing up and grabbing your hand. "Sure, I'll walk you to one of my recent customers and have them show you the portrait I made them" you said walking back towards the town and making your way towards a clothing vendor. "Miss [L/N] it's so nice to see you again, thank you for the beautiful portrait of my family" the elder lady said looking at you and the man she's never seen around here before. "Oh, who's this? Your husband?" She asked looking him up and down. He choked on his tea before coughing "oh no ma'am, got the wrong idea, just a friend" he said putting his hand on the back of his neck. "I brought him over here to show him the recent painting I did of your family,
May we see it?" You said with a smile on your face. "Of course, one moment" the lady walked into her booth and came out with a large painting of her family showing it off to Riku. "Wow, that's stunning, what amazing work" he said looking at you and back at the painting.
Saying Goodbye to the elder women and walking back towards your house Riku walked a few paces behind before catching up to your walking speed. "So I enjoyed being around you, I would like to do this again" he said as he once more grabbed your hand and gave it a kiss. "I'll be back in a few weeks or so, wait for me, yeah?" he said with a smile on his face. "Yeah, ok." You said sheeply. He walked you to the door of your house as your parents waited outside for you. Bowing to them he walked away and waved before disappearing into the crowd of people.
You thought to yourself when you would really see him next or if you would even see him again. Would he disappear like Tengen? Why did it matter that Tengen disappeared, it wasn't like you liked him. He made things a bit difficult for you since his comment a year ago, though it did lead you into a new part of your life and gave you a career that you'd be able to sustain yourself with. Laying down onto your futon after a nice bath you drifted off into sleep.
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rayasland · 2 years
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how they wake you up 3/3
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- ⊱┊pairings. uzui, shinobu x fem! reader
- ⊱┊warnings. nothing but rushed (and probably terribly written) fluff 💖
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a/n; FINALLY i've finished with these. thanks for sticking around to the end!! <3 this is more of a 'mornings with the hashira' than a 'how they wake you up' but that's okay right? i suggest you guys read this when you wake up as it feels more realistic! (but that's just me lol).
lil note; [ i've been on quite a long break haven't i HAHA. though i am not officially back, right now i'm trying to get rid of all my drafts - i have 3 or more left - before completely disappearing for the rest of summer break. of course, i'll be coming back after the summer break officially and trying my best to continue writing and finishing lies. thank you for supporting me even though i have not been active as much. 💖 i hope you guys have a great summer! ]
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(please don't steal my posts and claim them as your own 🙏🏾)
sorry for any grammatical errors
part 1 - part 2 | kny masterlist
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uzui sits on the bed, caressing your cheek with his thumb, as if you were the most delicate thing. "darling, wake up, i have to go soon."
although he does feel bad about waking you up this early, he always claims he can't focus properly when he hasn't heard your voice at least once.
groaning, you lift yourself up and wrap your arms around uzui's neck. "g'morning uzui.." you say, your speech slurred.
"y'still tired?" he asks mentally aweing at the sight of you clinging onto him.
"mhm, you're warm.." you reply about to fall back asleep. "okay love, go back to sleep i'll be back soon 'kay?"
"mhm," you mumble. he gently pushes your head on the mattress and tucks you in, placing a long kiss on you lips. "sleep tight," he whispers, leaving the room with a lovestruck smile.
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shinobu's eyes wander towards the clock above the door, reading 12 o'clock in the morning. right now, her head should be resting on your chest with both your arms and legs lazily thrown on top of each other but here she was, late at night analysing a strange flower that she found.
while taking a closer look at the flower, the door suddenly creaked open. shinobu's eyes immediately flew to the door, ready to kick out whoever disturbed her. but all of those thoughts disappeared just as fast as they came when she saw a sleepy you walking slowly towards shinobu with a frustrated look on your face.
"shino, you promised me you would sleep with me all night. but here you are." shinobu could tell by the tone of your voice that you stayed up a bit late waiting for her which she felt really guilty for. "i'm so sorry love i-" she cut herself off, sighing a to herself for running out of excuses.
"that doesn't matter anymore." you say taking shinobu's arm and dragging her back to your bedroom. "woa-! y/n!" she exclaimed in surprise. but you ignored her, proceeding to drag her towards the door of your bedroom. "okay okay, calm down alright? i promise this time i won't leave bed okay?" shinobu reassured you.
you paused for a minute, then nodded your head slowly and opened the door.
"let's sleep now," you say, closing the door and jumping onto the bed. with a small smile shinobu joins you and wraps her arms around your waist. (you can choose the position). "good night love." shinobu says before drifting off.
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devmimi · 2 years
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Hello! Only if you could, can i request some headcanons of the hashiras (if it's possible all of them, if not, you can choose whoever you want!) seeing reader (who's also a hashira) as an older sibling figure?? Please and thank you ♡
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ofc ofc omg i luv writing familial stuff !!! these hcs might b a bit short jus cuz everyone ^^" reader is gn !!
— RENGOKU KYOJURO
rengoku and you have always been close, you two were the life of the party and always checked up regularly. with him becoming a hashira, like you, it felt like fate you two would be the sibling duo to call on when stuff got tough.
like rengoku you are usually a big smiler, hugging people and spinning them around. problem comes when rengoku is the one getting hugged! whoever can spin the other first wins.
rengoku usually entrusts you with his problems, asking you to please care for sengoku when he is gone. you both know the realities of your job.
rengoku knows how capable you are— with you two training together and all, and is constantly asking to test his skills against his big sibling.
— SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA
sanemi isn't as loud with his admirations, just copying you when he sees you and in his mind using your power as another level up.
when sanemi does talk to you he's kinder than the others, quieter to take all your words into account. after you're done he'll scoff and walk off again. but at least he listens.
when sanemi isn't feeling like the typical hardass he invites you out to dinner to show his gratitude.
— IGURO OBANAI
iguro is also quiet but at least he doesn't make a hissy fit about it.
you know he looks up to you by the way he asks you about how to interact with others.
he'll also ask frequently about mitsuri. how to give gifts to her, how to bring up topics, and even how to be sure to show he listens to her.
he's not vocal about calling you his sibling but you know if asked he'd say wasn't it mutual and of course it is.
— GYOMEI HIMEJIMA
gyomei still tries to protect you, even though he's the one that wants guidance.
he enjoys how quiet he can be around you. comfortable and peaceful.
he doesn't talk much to you, but when he does need something you are the first to know.
— GIYUU TOMIOKA
giyuu is constantly complaining with you.
you know why he keeps a physical distance, but as you two grew closer so did the distance.
you two usually have dinner parties together. either to catch up after missions, or just to shit talk about other people.
giyuu steers far away from the past but besides that you can tell he trusts you completely.
— SHINOBU KOCHO
she treats you like her other siblings, caring for you and furrowing her brows when you insist you can tend to yourself.
when you are hurt she's the first to be there. on sight medical assistance before anyone even noticed.
she's very on top of your health, muttering how she hates to see you reckless.
when she's tired, though, she's the one on your shoulder sound asleep.
— UZUI TENGEN
uzui carries you around on his shoulder, the two of you having the best time.
with the fun party sibling duo you two light up rooms and leave in style.
he is gifting you clothing often, and jewelry.
'no family of mine is going to look like rags' he says often to you.
— MITSURI KANROJI
she is always over your house.
you two go out to eat a lot, you helped her get over her fear of eating too much.
she's often over with shinobu and you guys talk about crushes, life, and what missions are next.
you two are as close as can be and it shows!
when you come back from missions she's the first to run over and tackle-hug you.
— MUICHIRO TOKITO
muichiro sees a lot of the hashira as just. there. but you help him feel not so alone.
muichiro saves weeds and such to show you, asking what they are.
you feel bad for how young he is in this, but when he sees that worried look he insists he's fine.
muichiro opens up a lot with you. at random times he'll remember something and mutter about it. then go back to cloud watching.
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c4ndyst0r3fics · 2 years
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Demon Slayer Masterlist|Hashira|
Giyuu Tomioka
Nothing here
Shinbou Kocho
Nothing here
Obanai Iguro
none yet…
Mitsuri Kanroji
Nothing here
Muichiro Tokito
None yet..
Tengen Uzui
None yet..
Sanemi Shinazugawa
Nothing here
Gyomei Himejima
Nothing yet
Rengoku Kyojuro
None here
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k0yaz · 9 months
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idk if you write for more than one character at a time, but can i please request the male hashira x gn reader headcanons for when their crush sits on their lap? mostly fluff maybe slight spice? thanks
when you sit on their lap hcs
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Pairing(s): male hashira x gn!reader (except muichiro)
CW: sfw, slightly suggestive, gn!reader, lap sitting, very suggestive on tengen’s part, slight mention of thigh riding and grinding
A/N: again, I am so sorry this took awhile because I was on vacation I will be working on what’s in my inbox now <33
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Gyomei is weirdly calm about it
Probably because he’s blind or cause he doesn’t have a hard time keeping his composure
He’ll adjust himself so you have a more comfortable position to sit in
Keeps his arms wrapped around your waist or torso to help you balance on his thigh or wherever you’re sitting down
Rests his chin onto your head occasionally
Sometimes forgets to tell you to get off, and you guys just remain in that position for a long time just talking like normal
Another hashira would have to see you two and point it out in order for you to finally get off
Gyomei would apologize if necessary and let you off calmly
“Y/N, I enjoy you sitting on me, we should have more conversations like this.”
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Sanemi on the other hand is a little more aggressive…
When you sit down on his lap, he’s completely flustered, his face bright red and hot
He’d yell at you to get off, even though he made no effort to get you off
We know you enjoy it Sanemi it’s okay
If you got off, he’d growl under his breath and try to scoot himself closer to you until you sat back on him
If you stay on his lap, he averts his eyes from yours, and grits his teeth while blushing furiously
After some time of awkward silence of him holding your waist and you cuddling him in his lap, a thread basically snaps inside him, and he pulls you close to him, burying his face into your neck
Sanemi would plant your hips down using his bare hands, and press his teeth to your neck, making sure there’s no space between the two of you
“You got me all hot and bothered, Y/N. Now take responsibility you damn brat.”
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Rengoku would have a fairly normal, but excited reaction
He would laugh loudly and hug you tightly, smiling up/down at you as you’re situated on his lap
He allow you to rest your head onto his shoulder in a loving manner
Bro literally can’t stop smiling the whole time you’re on his lap
You two just sit there in a joyful manner, hugging each other tightly while laughing and smiling casually
Rengoku definitely holds onto you as tight as he can after atleast 10 minutes of cuddling
He just can’t get enough, you’re too cute
Probably also presses an overwhelming amount of kisses to your cheek every 20-30 seconds
You can literally feel him smiling against your skin as he kisses you
“Y/N! We shall do this again after our next mission!”
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Tengen is definitely the most suggestive and flirtatious with this
As soon as you take a seat on his thigh, he smirks and pulls you into him without hesitation
His arms are locked around your waist as he leans into you with a depraved expression
Constant teasing while you’re on him, no doubt about it
Like, he kisses you everywhere accessible, and grips your waist tighter
When you’re on his thigh, he moves his thigh up and down a little, and helps move your waist back and forth against him
Basically allows you to grind on him if you’re okay with it
Teases you by leaning back and placing his arms to rest against a nearby surface as you keep your movements against him up
“Come on Y/N, don’t keep me waiting.”
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Giyuu is quite calm and unfazed when you sit on his lap, similar to Gyomei
He just sits back, and occasionally rests his hands onto your waist or shoulders
Poor guy hasn’t had much affection, and is hella disliked so he just stays quiet the whole time
But, he does hold you tightly. It may not be something huge, but you can feel his affection and love in his embrace
Rests his head onto your shoulder
His breathing is calm and slow against your skin as he buries his face in the crook of your neck, with his chin situated between your shoulder and collarbone.
If you try to get up, he’ll let you, but not before asking you to hold him a bit longer
Maybe, just maybe, he’ll smile against you if he feels comfortable with your body pressed against his on his lap
“Y/N…I love you. Don’t leave me, please.”
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Obanai remains silent, but it’s no secret that he’s flustered.
He looks away bashfully and squeezes his eyes shut, trying to avoid eye contact with you since it’s too embarrassing for him
He sighs heavily, trying to maintain his composure with you literally seated on his lap
His face is tinted a bright red, not even his bandaged mouth can hide the heavy blush dusting his cheeks
When you look over, you can literally see Kaburamaru giving Obanai a “you’re a fucking pussy” type stare
I guess that causes him to finally look at you and make eye contact
When he does gain some sort of confidence, he rests his hands onto your shoulders, and eventually wraps his arms around your torso, pulling you closer
He pulls you a little too close- putting you chest to chest with him, and his arms locked around you tightly and squeezing you
If you point out the fact that he’s hugging you too tight, he’ll get embarrassed and quietly apologize, before loosening his grip around you
Just let the man hug you and tough it out okay
“I- Y/N…I’m at a loss for words..?”
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A/N: hehheehhe did y’all miss me I’m back <3
I’ll come clean and admit- although I came back recently, I have been writing shit for myself the past week or so?
OKAY DONT BLAME ME I NEED TO THERE ARE NO GOOD FANFICS THAT ARE WELL WRITTEN OR HAVE ANY EMOTION I NEEDA TAKE MATTERS IJTO MY OWN HANDS LMFAOAOS 😭
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merlucide · 5 months
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Boys that would do this
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GOJO, Inumaki, MAHITO, KAMINARI, UZUI, DOUMA TENDOU, Bokuto, Nishinoya, Tanaka, ATSUMU
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kurooandkenmasslut · 1 year
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TENGEN UZUI X WIVES X PREGNANT!READER !!
Cake!
Notes: s/n means 'sons name'
"Don't you dare move a muscle (name)!" Tengen, your husband called. He has been keeping his eyes on you for the past 8 months, especially since you were expecting in a few days. You didn't cook like you always did with hinatsuru, your co-wife, and cooking for others seemed like it was her and your kinda thing.
Hinatsuru told you to lay down and not to stand to hurt your 'poor legs.'
"Hina, what are you making for dinner? Im kinda cravin- argh-" "(name), are you okay?" "(NAME)!" your co-wife called you in alarm, suma, asking if you were okay, even though it was painfully obvious that you were indeed not okay since your hand was gripping on tightly onto the couch and sweat dripping down your temple.
"I'll call tengen! TENGEN!!!" suma screamed, but then got hit on the head by your co-wife, makio, and told her to stop yelling and to just go get him. Tengen, his presence known as the 'Sound Hashira/Pillar' had heard your grunt of pain from a mile away and has been running down the stairs quickly.
"U-uhm guys? I-I think.." you stammered. It was happening. You were gonna give birth to you, tengen and your wives baby. Tengen put his arms under your legs and his other arm on your back. "Girls, I have to take her to the butterfly estate, quickly." He said, his voice wavering in slight worry for what your about to go through. He sent his flashy, fast, and serious crow to the butterfly estate, notifying his presence. He was deadly fast, almost flying to the estate.
"Tengen!" You groaned. "Yes yes I know my dear, we're almost there, just a minute and then we'll be there!" He said, his legs moving faster than he's ever did before. He stayed true to his word because you two did arrive less then a minute later, the doors slammed open, shinobu's lavender eyes searching for something, and that something is you and tengen. As soon as she saw you, she called the other nurses working there and they rushed into the room they prepared for you. The pain was bad, you were groaning non stop, and tengen hated seeing you in pain. He'd do anything to spare you some pain.
He bit his lip nervously, they took you out of his arms and laid you down onto the bed. You clutched tengens hand tightly, slightly prepared for what's about to happen.
"Just a few more pushes (name)!" Shinobu said, it was so overwhelming for you. You yelled, screamed out in pain. "Push (name)! You can do it!" "You can do it honey! Just keep going!" All the yelling stopped and for a second, it was quiet. But the silence ended with a baby crying loudly. You groaned out in relief.
"It's a... boy!" Shinobu announced, everyone cheered in the room while you mentally cheered, too exhausted to even speak, nevermind a cheer. "I'll go wash him now and give you some time alone." She said, smiling eith her eyes closed. You two nodded before all the nurses left the room, one asking if you needed anything just to call.
You were exhausted, but you opened your eyes again and looked at tengen, his face showed love. His eyes glimmered with tears, his mouth pointing upwards showing his gorgeous white teeth. His thumb gliding over your knuckles softly. His fuchsia eyes looking- no, admiring your face. He took his other hand and wiped away your tears.
"You did amazing, my love." He mumbled, which made you have a silly smile on your face. Shinobu came back with your baby washed, him sleeping soundly. You softly gasped at the small baby, although you never seen him until now, you've always loved him. And your sure you and tengen and your co wives do too.
Talking about them, someone knocked on the door three heads popping out of the door once tengen said that they could come in.
"(Name)!!!!" Suma cried, your sure she cried more tears then you did. Makio slapped her arm and she yelped and ran to tengen. Hinatsuru calmly walked over to you and sat on the edge of the bed, her violet eyes filling with tears once she saw him. The sight of you in a hospital gown (don't ask me how you got in it) and the newborn in your arms just made her tear up. Suma and Makio walked over to you and also took in the sight. Suma tried to hold in her cries while makio teared up. Suma laid down next to you cuddling to your side.
"Tengen." "Yes my dear? Do you need anything?" Tengen got up, ready to go out and ask the nurse to whatever you wished.
"Do you wanna hold him first?" That question shocked him, it made his legs weak. He nodded firmly before taking his trembling legs and over to you where you were lying. Your wives had moved out of the way, watching the most important moment of their lives happening before them. Tengen reached his arms out, and you placed your son into his arms. He brought him over more closer to him.
"Hey little guy.." He cooed. "So this is the little troublemaker that has been making my wife distressed huh?" He scolded in a whisper way. He looked up at his wives, they already knowing what they mean. Hinatsuru was first, he placed him into her arms, and he started waking up.
"Hes got your eyes, tengen." Hinatsuru mumbled and Tengen grinned. "Well of course, he's my boy after all." he bragged and you laughed. Tengen looked over at you. Suma was next, and she cooed and cooed over him. "Awhhh!! Just look how big and adorable his eyes look! Kyaa!!" She squealed. And last but not least, was makio. He started playing with her fingers. Suma was beside her and looking closely at his face. Big mistake. He then poked her eye with his small finger, making suma recoil. "I like him!" Makio grinned, and suma sulked.
Then tengen looked over at you. "Dear, you should rest, your exhausted." He mumbled and kissed the side of your head. You nodded before drifting off into a deep slumber.
TIMESKIP!
Your son, s/n, was 2 years old today, so you and your wives started decorating the house before tengen and your son came back. Hinatsuru was a few months pregnant, so she couldn't do much, but you and your wives were still very appreciative of her effort.
The plan was that tengen would take s/n out in the town and do some fun stuff with him for a few hours and then you and your co wives would decorate and make the cake.
"oi! Suma! Your doing that wrong dumby! You aren't supposed to put that in yet!" Makio scolded suma and hit her on the head, which made suma cry out in pain. "Ladies, please stop yelling, hina is sleeping." You said, you took the role of hinatsuru on trying to get them to stop messing.
Suma clutched onto your arm. "(Name) (name) (name)!!!! MAKIO'S BULLING ME!!" she squealed. You just patted her head and told them that the cake needed to be in the oven now. You and makio started decorating the cake while suma did some touches to the house decoration.
You heard some ringing, sort of like beads clashing together. But to your relief, it wasn't tengen, it was his crow. "Message from tengen uzui! Ahem.. I am on my way home with s/n! I know as soon as I enter our flashy home, it's gonna be even flashier! S/n is very excited!" The crow read aloud. As soon as you heard that he's coming home, your mind started a small panic and you rushed into making the writing for the cake.
The front door opened. And s/n looked about in darkness and hung onto tengens neck. Tengen entered the kitchen and turned on the lights, and him and s/n got a fright because you, suma, makio and hinatsuru were hiding behind the counter. Makio and you laughed at their reaction.
"Yayayayaya! This cake is delicious! I love cake, I love cake, I love cake.." suma sang and it seemed like s/n seemed to catch on because..
"Cake!" He squealed. Silence. You all stared at him in shock. "C..Cake?" You mumbled and teared up. You then rook s/n to your side and started smiling as teared rolled down goir cheeks. "He said his first word! He said it!" You weeped. You were happy but then a tad bit sad that he didn't say mama first.
S/n smiled and giggled. "Cake Cake cake cake cake!" He ranted and you all laughed. Tengen went close to your ear. "Wanna make another one?" He whispered silently and grinned, making you all red. "OI I HEARD THAT!" suma and makio screamed. "Hey hey hey! I was joking!" But was he really? He glanced over at you and winked, yep, he definitely was not joking.
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luxthestrange · 7 months
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KNY Incorrect quotes#71 "Hoe"
Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe,Sweetie?
Zeni: Yeah, sure!
*A few minutes later*
Zeni: Here you go!
Y/n*Sees Uzui standing beside Zenitsu*...
Zeni:...
Uzui*Confused as to why he was brought here* Why am I here?
Y/n:...Im not even mad thats funny-*Starts to laugh along zenitsu*
Uzui: WHY AM I HERE!?
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derangederensimp · 2 years
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Uzui’s Fourth Wife Master List
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 🍋 with Riku
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14 THE POSSIBLE END
Part 15 THE POSSIBLE END v2
Part 16 THE POSSIBLE END v3
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rayasland · 1 year
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⌗ HASHIRA ICKS ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁
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➜ a/n ; my apology for being off for a while 🤭 also, HAPPY LATE NEW YEARRR!! i cant believe its already march MASTERLIST WILL BE REOPENED SOON 🥲 part 2 when i decide to get my lazy ass out of bed [TYSM FOR 200 FOLLOWERS ILYSM 🫶🏾🫶🏾]
➜ warnings ; swearing, not proof read so expect some mistakes
➜ genre ; crack, fluff(?)
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★ MITSURI !
she would DEFINITELY act like those vsco mfs. like you would be meeting up for a study date or something and she'll bring out the largest water bottle known to man and all while you stare at her struggle to lift it out her bag. to this day you wonder how she's able to carry that around everyday.
her nicknames get progressively worse. she goes from "hey my love!" to "i love you so much my beloved pumpkin kitty kat sugar boo boo!!"
i feel like she'd also be those mfs that make it so obvious someone is talking about them. except she does it by accident. "babe," you whisper, "see that dude behind our table? he's my ex. you remember elijah right?" and then she's turning right around, pointing and saying out loud, "elijah? ohhh your ex!" you just facepalmed as your ex turned around, giving the two of you a dirty look.
she'd try way too hard to seem intimidating (canon) but no matter how much she tries, as soon as the person she's arguing with says something rude back, she's sobbing on the ground. "ugh your lipgloss is soooo outdated." she says rolling her eyes at the person that insulted you. "you're one to talk about outdated. you have fucking scrunchies and a huge ass hydroflask that you never really even drink from anyways. also, those bracelets you're wearing are the presents i got for my 5 year old niece. on top of that you act like regina george from wish.”
you best know the next day she came into college looking like a whole other person. soon she got really popular for having the “glow up of the year” (i am having way too much fun with this 😭😭)
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★ TENGEN !
overuses the same jokes to the point where its so cringe you have to cover your face out of second hand embarrassment. "why did the cow cross the road? to-" "-go to the moovies. i know," you say rolling your eyes. “how did you know!” he asks and you just stare at him like 😃
also texts like a he came straight out of youtube comments. "No one: Absolutely No one: My dog: Me: *laughs at a fish dying*" "HAHAHA BABE UR SO FUNNY HAHAHA" while in real life you’re texting that with a face straighter than drake (friends suggestion bc i literally asked her who’s the straightest person she knows)
he talks and acts like a british dad😭😭 “hey darling me and the rest of the lads are gonna watch the new chelsea game against arsenal.” and u think nothing of it until u start hearing them shout “PASS THE BALL YOU FUCKING TWAT!” and cheering as loud as if he were at a concert when his team scores.
he’s terrible at thirst traps ☠️ you were at an important work meeting when you heard a ding from your phone. it was a message from your husband. “Hope you enjoyed the show baby girl 😻🥵🍆” and you try your absolute best to not start bursting out laughing when you see the video of him thrusting his hips into the camera like ricardo milos. and to make things worse, one of your co-workers looked over your shoulder to see what you were looking at and immediately started laughing. then everyone wanted to know what you were watching and the whole room erupted in giggles. safe to say everyone would make references to the video whenever uzui was around while the guy himself kept wondering if they were talking about him or it was just inside joke he doesn’t know about☠️
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★ RENGOKU !
speaks really loud for no damn reason... (canon)
like you would be talking shit about someone in the cafeteria the he would be speaking so loudly basically the whole world could hear him. "babe, you know jessica from class 2?" you whisper, "yeah apparently she was caught fucking Mr Wilson to get a higher grade in chem.."
"i always knew jessica was a slut!" he practically screams, earning a few turned heads. "i could tell just by the way she walked up to me on wednesday!" you facepalmed as he continued to ruin not only his reputation, but yours as well. "and did you see the way she was practically begging for sir to screw her! like this girl would do anything to get laid!" by now the whole cafeteria (including the dinner ladies) turned to look at rengoku. some laughed and some gave him the nasiest look they could muster (her friends).
you were NOT surprised when an angry jessica made her way to your table.
he leaves the bathroom door open after he’s taken the most stomach-churning, revolting, nauseating, egregious, execrable, beastly shit so whenever he leaves, the horrible stench of shit makes you want to vomit your dinner out. and to make things worse, he always and i mean ALWAYS forgets to flush the toilet.
the smell was so bad you considered if it was a good idea to let him live with you.
“kyo.. do you mind closing the door after you do your business in the toilet and flush the toilet?” it was like talking to to a kid “or at least use the air freshener so i don’t have to smell it.”
and you almost rejoiced to the Lord when he immediately agreed and promised he’ll remmeber to close the door behind him (he still forgot a few times but it’s fine i think 😁).
all his clothing from socks to even underwear are fire themed. your friends always wonder how you manage to walk out standing next to him, who’s wearing a fire hoodie, fire trousers to match, and trouser nike’s. you once took him shopping so he can actually find another fashion style he likes instead of dressing like a 13 year old boy from 2015 but he resisted and continued arguing about how fire is like his own watermark. you eventually just gave up and suck it up when people on the streets laughed at him or gave him weird looks. he’s lucky you love him so much.
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* RAYASLAND … 2023
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