American president Andrew Jackson was an actor in the MCU, but he had to take a break from acting for four years to be president. When he came back, he told Marvel he wanted be Captain America and told Chris Evans he should be president. Marvel rejected him because he was racist.
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it’s just the way that the doctor still tragically loves the master despite everything.
the master has destroyed their planet and violated their people in the worst way possible and yet they’re still intrinsically entwined for eternity.
the master is who he thinks about when there’s a chance he may die and the master is who he thinks about when he survives.
missy said “my heart is maintained by the doctor” and i do think that’s mutual. the doctor’s hearts are maintained by the master, they always have been and always will be.
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TBOSAS CRACK! TAKE: ✨HIMBO CORYO SNOW✨
⭐️❄️⭐️
So I was drinking and talking with my friends about TBOSAS yesterday and I remember one of them joking and saying something about how the story would’ve been so much different if Coryo Snow had the same ✨goofball energy✨ as Tom Blyth (his actor).😂
I think I choked on my drink on that one, ‘cuz imagine thee Coriolanus Snow (Le Poor Cabbage Boy) with the same himbo goofball energy and carefree attitude as Tom Blyth. The Hunger Games would’ve died right there and then. Heck! Dr. Gaul would rather feed herself to her mutts or die from aneurysm than consider Himbo!Coryo as her apparent heir and apprentice.
Also, Dean Highbottom would probably be too busy dying inside whenever he sees a happy Coryo Snow smiling and skipping like an idiot while hanging out with his genuine BFF, Sejanus Plinth.🤣
Dean Highbottom be like:
Casca: *is drunk AF* Oh Panem, why am I even here? Just to suffer-
Coryo: ✨Good morning✨❤️, Sir! I hope you’re having a great day today. *waves like an idiot*😊
Casca: Fml. The bane of my existence is here again.😩
Coryo: My dear friend Sejanus gave me some chocolate cookies earlier. Do you want to try one, Sir? They’re very delicious~.🥰
Casca: *dumbfounded* How the heck are you even Crassus Xanthos Snow’s son?!
Coryo: Well, people say that I look like him. So yeah, I am his son.😀
Casca: No you ain’t! You’re too nice and too happy to be his! So you must’ve been adopted!
Coryo: But sir, I really am his son.🥺
Casca: Please just tell me you were adopted-
Coryo: But sir-
Casca: Look me in the eye and tell me you hate me! Please, I beg you!!😭🔪
Coryo: Sejanus! Sej, help! The Dean is drunk again! He’s saying weird things to me!
Sejanus: I’m on my way, my love- I mean, ✨bestie✨!😘
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HAPPY NEW YEAR WITH THE SNOWS~✨🎆
Yes I know it’s January forgive me qwq
More happy moments, even when Lucy Gray despises living among the prejudice peacocks of the capitol she is not ungrateful for what the capitol offers her. Its not her home, it would never be anything more but a safe, secure and peaceful place to have and raise her little menaces.
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My Incorrect Universe #97
*At Avengers HQ*
Loki: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Bucky, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is.
Me, spritzing them with a water spray bottle: hey! no! bad!
*meanwhile in Mirkwood*
Me: I can't believe you tried to assassinate Thorin!
Thranduil: Well, 'assassinate' implies it was politically motivated. I tried killing him because he is a dick, so technically I tried to murder him
Me: ohhhh
Elrond, his blood pressure rising: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-
*me whenever Loki and Bucky misbehave*:
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