Freud in the omegaverse
“we psychologically crave mating bites because our moms didn’t scruff us enough as kids”
Insufficient development of the oral stage results in a biting/nipping fixation too💀
“Um actually, I theorize that our Instinct-Dynamic (our id, if you will) is just a repression of our deepest desires”
“As a certified expert in women, I conclude that women want to be alphas because they secretly want to be men to gain the respect of their parents” (and Lord bless Karen Horney in this AU where she goes “uhuh and maybe all men who think their dynamic defines them are little pissboys? You ever consider that, Freud?? That you’re a litttle pissboy????”)
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i know freud said a lot of horrible things but did yall know that he thought schizophrenia was caused by people repressing their homosexual urges? i was literally taught this in my ap psych class. and i found academic papers from as late as 2020 claiming that freud was onto something, but its actually that schizophrenia is caused by homosexuals lacking homosexual experiences. any clinical surveys on the subject are behind a paywall that im not willing to pay. but for some anecdotal evidence: im as homo as can be, literally in a happy long term lesbian relationship and still very much schizophrenic lol. and i know hetero schizophrenic people and nonschizophrenic homos who lack experience. is there a possible link between being homo and schizophrenic? idk, but for sure one does not cause the other.
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Whenever someone tells you that misogyny, "isn't a big deal", just show them something like this. Post like this are everywhere because this shit is so common.
Misogyny kills women.
If you wanna see the original thread, here:
ps- Fuck Freud
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Everyone blames Freud but the real culprit is oedipus… just sayin
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i’ve made it my new mission to continue to take these with every freud book i find
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You know who would have loved anime?
Freud
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The Dark Side of Your Mom by Pink Freud
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Freud was correct about me specifically
Has mommy kink (though not about my literal, biological mom)
Thinks about sex all the time, often over-interpreting things so they are sexual
Wrestles with Id (self serving, short term hedonistic impulses) and Super Ego (my understanding of what society expects of me)
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DO NOT BELIEVE IN FREUDIAN PSYCHOLOGY
If you ever find yourself agreeing with Dr. Sigmund Freud seek help immediately. He wishes to regain power in the mortal sphere and one day manifest in a physical form. Do not feed him.
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Pussy envy- The fear/anxiety caused in Republicans when they notice that since technically some trans men can reproduce with other men that now biological children can be fostered by non hetero couples
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I feel like Freud's idea of odipus complex just came from men who can't do their laundry and want someone as "nurturing" as a mother is in a persons formative years cause they're children and electra complex came from women with daddy issues
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Aristotle was the Sigmund Freud of physics
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