twoheadedboytoy

[twoheadedboytoy]

Me when I realized I was trans

#trans #shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #trans man #transgender

[twoheadedboytoy]

Joey and Jesse from full house are gay and no one can tell me otherwise

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #full house

[twoheadedboytoy]

freely choose the gender of your mushroom reincarnation

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost

[twoheadedboytoy]

Fixing that one fucking corner on my bed that always comes undone is my Sisyphus rock moment

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost

[twoheadedboytoy]

I did not read that right

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost

[twoheadedboytoy]

The world is a purgatory of the constant need to piss

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost

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Wylan gets this fortune, Jesper goes to read it to him and has to stop mid sentence

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #crooked kingdom #six of crows

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Everyone blames Freud but the real culprit is oedipus… just sayin

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #oedipus #freud #tw freud #this motherfucker #literally

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[twoheadedboytoy]

Uh oh guys I think mr sexy prince man just got outed…..

Oh shit nvm someone died

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #young royals #young royals spoilers

[twoheadedboytoy]

I wish someone would turn my shitposts into profound poetry so we could be married at sundown

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #so profound #poetry #poetic

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#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #mosquito #nurses

[twoheadedboytoy]

WHY IS THE POPCORN SO LARGE

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #heartstopper

[twoheadedboytoy]

Superhero’s are a great example of humans taking a good concept and running straight into hell with it like

1960s cartoon: hi kids! This is a superhero! He fights bad guys and gets cats out of trees

2023 movie: the hero won just barely. Your favorite character is dead. The multiverse is real. Hug your love ones while you still can.

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost

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[twoheadedboytoy]

Fettuccine so good I stop having autism (crippling sensory issues)😩

#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost

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#shitpost #shitposting #sh!tpost #mosquitos are evil