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Total Random Island (Episode 1)- Not So Happy Campers

Note: Not So Happy Campers Part 1 was mostly the same in this universe except Katie and Sadie got in the same team.

All of the campers look down at the cliff below. They are visibly worried at the height. Some of them anyhow. Some of them like Bridgette and Harold are just discussing the sheer size of the thing. Some other campers like Gwen didn't seem to have any reaction to it (Owen finding this very creepy, how can you NOT be afraid of a giant cliff?). Eventually Chris speaks up, his iconic voice sounding in the area all of the campers paying attention to him.

"Alright campers today's challenge is threefold, your first task is to jump off this one thousand foot high into the lake" Chris explains.

Bridgette turns to Harold and smiles "Piece of cake" Harold does not seem very convinced at all.

"Below you'll see two target areas" Chris continues his explanation "The wider area represents the area of the lake we filled with Violent! Man-eating! Sharks!" Some campers already seem not so sure about this.

"Inside that area there is a safe zone, that's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark free" LeShawna turns to see Chris, she does not seem pleased at the lack of certainty.

"For each member that jumps and actually. . Survives, there will be crated supplies waiting below. There are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge: Building a Hot Tub!" Chris smiles and points at the camera "The team that wins this challenge will get to have a wicked Hot Tub party, the losers, will be sending someone home"

Silence fills the air as Chris finishes explaining the challenge. Tyler and Lindsay look at each other and gulp as they do "So, Screaming Gophers. . You're up first"

LeShawna turns to her teammates, and seems pretty determined "Watch and learn, y'all!" As she says this she jumps impressing the rest of the team especialy Owen.

"Wooo! That's wicked LeShawna! Okay my turn!" The team excitedly looks at Owen who enthusiasticaly yet a bit nervously goes to jump. He screams in terror as he beggins to fall, the water of the lake splashes loudly.

Cody looks at the seemingly unenthusiastic Gwen and smiles at him seemingly wanting to impress her "Ha, what a bunch of lunatics right?"

"I suppose so?. ."

"I mean there is no way i could risk my life like that, right?"

As soon as Cody says this Chris slides in, a weird-looking chicken hat thingy "Are you sure about that?"

"Ummm?" Cody looks indesicive for a while but then looks at Gwen only to look back at Chris with a cringe-worthy smile on his face "Yep! I am pretty confidence in my chances"

"Well. . That is good that you are confident, buuuuuuut unfortunately that also makes you a chicken" Chris swiftly places a chicken hat on Cody's head, he looks ashamed.

"Well. . At least you won't jump either, right Gwen?"

"Ummm. . Actually i would like to not take my chances with elimination tonight and. . Actually participate so. . " Gwen inmediately jumps, Justin shakes his head from one side to the other and looks at Cody before jumping himself "You are a sad little man, Cody"

Izzy passes Cody by and giggles at his pathetic display like if it was the funniest thing ever "Stupid boy"

And just like that Izzy jumps, quickly being followed by a very nervous Beth and a cautious and calculated Noah.

Lindsay looks down at the cliff, she looks frankly hugely intimidated by it, she looks back at her team "I thought this was a talent contest"

"Does that mean that you are not jumping?" Heather asks, looking a little bit irritated.

"Ummm, if you don't mind of course"

Tyler from the other team inmediately and unexpectadly comes into her defense "C'mon man cut her some slack! She is just a bit scared"

"Why do you care, man? She is from the other team" Harold says in a frankly pretty bitchy tone.

"Well. . I just don't want her to feel preasured i suppose?" Harold doesn't seem to convinced by that answer.

And just like that a chicken hat is placed in Lindsay's head. Trent turns to see Heather, his only other teammate remaining "I- er actualy, cannot do this either"

"Why? Are you scared?" Heather raises an eyebrow looking just as annoyed as she did with Lindsay.

Trent inmediately feels a bit on-edge due to Heather's hostile response "I mean, kinda! You try jumping a one thousand foot cliff"

"I won't have to, and that is why YOU have to do it, Trent. Only way we win this"

"Wait! Why do you get to skip this and i don't?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'll get my hair wet!"

"Well that doesn't seem like a pretty good reason"

They stare at each other silently and inmediately start screaming at each other like children, eventually in the conmotion Heather falls down the cliff, luckily she falls in the safe zone. Chris looks at Trent and gives him a chicken hat. "Trent! You are so dead!"

-Confessional(Izzy)-

"Okay team. . WHAT WAS THAT?! That was not a fun performance at all, okay okay! I am gonna have to leat this army if i want to win. . Oh yeah Izzy you are a GENIUS"

-End Confessional-

"Alright, so that would be 8 jumpers and 3 chickens. Bass, you are up!"

"Whatever" And just like that Eva had jumped, along with what seems to be a very indiferent Duncan, and quite the excited Ezekiel.

Harold looks determined, he runs towards the cliff chest puffed out and ready to jump but suddenly he stops and stares down and just like that he feels real small "Wow. . That is like. . A really high fall"

"Yeah man, but there is no sweat right?" Bridgette tries to comfort Harold as she approaches the cliff "Like this!"

Bridgette jumps off the cliff, Harold looking down below with a look that says "I don't wanna die actually" so he just walks up to Chris and grabs a chicken hat.

Inmediately after Sadie jumps. . It is not after she jumps that she notices Katie doesn't, she just looks all scared like a little puppy "Sorry, Sadie!"

Harold pats her on the back and nods up and down slowly. "It is okay, we can be non jumpers together"

Despite that line being utterly pathetic and kinds sad Katie cannot help but smile as she looks up at Harold.

After that Geoff jumps letting a huge excited yell, he is followed by DJ who also yells. . Of fear that is.

Soon after Courtney jumps, Tyler looks back at Lindsay the non jumper and smiles wanting to impress her as he jumps "HERE I GO!!" He hits the water flat.

"And with that! The winners are the KILLER BASS!! You will get and adventage for the second part of the challenge!" Chris announces and the Killer Bass celebrate their victory, the Screaming Gophers all looked defeated, except for Izzy.

Soon enough the Killer Bass are all easily getting to camp thanks to their wagons they won in the first part of the challenge. Ezekiel in particular looks excited "I am very happy we won that, eh!"

"You can say that again dude!" Geoff says pumping up his fist.

"I think it was easier because we had more guys than girls, eh" Ezekiel says, like it is a completely normal and fine thing to say.

Suddenly the whole team stops in its tracks, all glaring at Ezekiel who seems quite nervous as opposed at how excited he was some seconds ago.

"What's wrong, eh?"

"What did you say?" Sadie seems pretty disgusted at Ezekiel's comments, Katie looking baffled besides her.

"Well my dad always told me that guys are stronger and better at sport than girls are"

Geoff seems to try to understand this, after all Ezekiel comes from a family of farmers "Dude that is not true"

"It is not?"

"Naw man! If you say things like that dudes and chicks will not like you man. We are all as capable as each other, like you see Eva there? She is pretty strong" Geoff points at Eva who is still sort of annoyed at Ezekiel's comments but just nods.

"Oh. . I guess that emm makes sense, sorry"

Ezekiel looks down in shame and just continues carrying the crates, on the other side Duncan seems to laughing his ass off "HAHAHAHA ooooh MAN that was good. Okay don't tell me, are men also smarter than women?"

Before the farm boy can open his mouth and drag his reputation further into the ground Geoff steps in again "Dude, sexism is NOT funny"

"Okay, sorry sorry i'll stop. . For now"

Meanwhile in the Gophers most contestants are pushing the crates in teams of two, Izzy and Heather in the front.

"Let's go let's go team!" Izzy is screaming, despite taking leadership it seems she is still as energetic as before, Lindsay seems not to be very enthusiastic about having to push "Come on, i'll break my nails if we keep up like this"

Justin nods sympatheticaly "If my beautiful face has to be hit in a future challenge i will scream i tell you!"

"HEY! NO TIME FOR THAT PRETTY PEOPLE! THE BASS ARE IN FRONT OF US!"

And Izzy was right, the Bass arrived to camp a few seconds before the Gophers, the girl did not seem pleased "Okay team let's go! Beth you go with Noah, Owen you go with LeShawna, Gwen you go with Justin, Trent you go with Lindsay and i'll go with Heather! Cody goes alone"

Owen slides in and is about to say something "I don't know if-" Before he can finish this sentence Izzy bites his finger "Any more objections?"

The Gophers inmediately beggin to open their boxes, the Bass had done so a little while ago but don't seem to have much of a clue as to how to build it.

"Okay. . Where did this went again?" Katie says turning to Bridgette who is holding a piece of wood. She shrugs.

Geoff steps into one of the box and raises his hands "Okay everyone we can do this! Let's go dudes"

"Yeaaaaah right" Courtney does not seem impressed at Geoff 'leadership' and steps in "Well, as a C. I. T i think i should be then one in charge"

And with that every Bass just kinda does everything separately, there is no real coordination except maybe for the fact that Katie and Sadie are the only members bringing any water while the others try to figure out how to build the Hot Tub.

Meanwhile the Gophers seem to be working surprisingly well together maybe except for Heather complaining about Trent every once in a while but fortunately LeShawna stepped into his defence.

Eventually the two teams finished with their work, Chris stepped in "Okay teams let's see what we got"

He first stepped into the Bass' Hot Tub which was barely a tub, much less hot "Not too shabby" It inmediately falls appart as he says this. "Well! I think it is obvious, the winners are THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!!"

The Gophers all seemed excited over this, LeShawna hive fives Owen "Let's go team!"

"Bass, i am dissapointed, you started pretty strong. I'll see you at the elimination ceremony. . Tonight!"

The Bass are sitting down at the mess hall, after winning the first challenge no one seems to have expected defeat, the table is slightly silent as Eva looks around "So, who are we voting for? We have to vote for someone!"

DJ eyes Duncan, who returns the glare, annoyed "What? I jumped! Don't tell me i was a little too much for you?"

"What you did was not cool, man"

"What? Farm boy over there started. If you wanna vote someone for yapping around vote for him" Ezekiel shrinks as he says this, Harold however pops up.

"I hate sexism as much as the other guy, as a gentleman, but i have something to say" The non jumper announces, Duncan seems interested "What is it, chicken?"

Harold dramaticaly points to Tyler "Tyler is working with the enemy!"

"What? No? What are you talking about?" The jock inmediately takes a more nervous demeanour.

"I mean, you did defend Lindsay when she didn't jump. . Even though she was on the other team. It's obvious that you like her"

"I was just trying to erm- Be nice! That is all, man"

Courtney perks up at this, she glares at Tyler. . Coldly, she does not like the idea of working with the other team "So we are voting him off?"

From the Gophers tables Lindsay all of the sudden scream "NO!!. . I mean. . Oh no. . There is no salt"

"Case and point" Harold crosses his arms, Tyler looks defeated.

"Bass, in front of you, i have 10 marshmallows. In normal summer camp, marshmallows are a yummy treat to be enjoyed by the fire, in this camp, marshmallows represent life! If i call your name and you recieve a marshmallow, you are safe! If you don't. . You are out. . And you can't return. . EVER!!"

"Katie!" The sweet girl catches her marshmallow happily, watching over to her best friend hoping she is safe, fortunately her wishes come true "Sadie!"

"Geoff!" The party boys pumps his fist excitedly.

"Ezekiel!" He gets hit straight in the head by the marshallow and falls on his back.

"Bridgette!"

"Courtney!"

"And Eva!" She catches the marshmallow quickly, almost crushing it in her hand.

"DJ!"

"Tyler, Harold, Duncan. You have not yet recieved a marshmallow, there is two marshmallows left, if you do not recieve one, you are out" Tyler looks towards the two other boys nervously, Harold just shakes his head slowly from one side to another disaproving, Duncan doesn't seem to phased.

"Harold!" He catches it and jumps from his tree trunk in excitement "Yes!"

"And the last marshmallow goes to

DUNCAN!"

Tyler looks defeated as Duncan catches his marshmallow "What can i say, man? It is how it is"

Chris points behind him "Dock of shame, is that way"

Tyler walks to the dock slowly, it really stinked to be the first eliminated, however before he gets into the vote Lindsay runs or well- Walks as fast as she can in heels "Wait!" She gives Tyler a piece of paper "After the show is over. . Call me"

Tyler smiles and nods "Thanks, Linds" He jumps into the vote of losers.

"And there you have it folks! What will happen next? What crazy challenges will happen next? Who will get eliminated in embarassing ways? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Island!"

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deadsetobsessions · 2 months

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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.4

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Danny was sitting in the back, his backpack obnoxiously taking up the seat next to him, when the door to the lecture hall creaked open near silently.

“What are you in here for?” Danny asked the guy who crept into class. He sympathetically took his backpack off the Seat of Shame and allowed the guy to sit down. Funnily enough, they had the same hair and eye color.

“Gen Ed. Undecided. You?” The guy grunted quietly back.

“Environmental studies. I’m Danny.”

“Tim.”

With the implicit understanding of two people in a required class they could not give less than two fucks about, Tim and Danny tuned back into the lecture. When the class was assigned group work, Danny looked over to see Tim softly snoring, head slammed down on the table.

“Tim. Wake up, dude.” Danny poked his shoulder.

“Huh? Class over?”

“Nah, we got group work. Discussion board.”

“Oh shit, thanks for waking me up. Wanna team up?”

Danny shrugged. “Sure. We should aim to post it in the middle so the professor doesn’t read our answers to the class.”

“Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Any idea what we’re talking about?”

“Kind of?”

“Good enough for me.”

——

Tim Drake kept seeing Danny Fenton around on campus.

“Danny! Dude, what are you doing?”

Danny turned, gloved hands full of crumpled trash. “Picking up after the student population, apparently.”

“Didn’t think environmental studies was that serious.”

“Global warming is very serious, you jerk,” Danny smirked at him, crossing the grass to put the trash into the trash can. “Reduce, reuse, oil shouldn’t be spilled in water and all that.”

“Basic stuff,” Tim grinned. Nice, he basically had a friend past Bernard now!

They were friends, right?

“And yet humanity fails to comprehend it. Incredible. Incredibly stupid that is.”

“They get it. Major corporations just don’t care.”

Danny sighed. “True that. You on your way to your next class?” He took off his biodegradable gloves off (nitrile and nylon, baby!) and chucked them into the trash.

“I’ve got free time, actually. Prof cancelled for his daughter’s surgery.”

“Oh, shit, that’s rough! You wanna go downtown and join the strike?”

“A strike? What for?” Even as he asked, Tim hiked his bag higher onto his shoulder, ready to go. They fell into step as the two left campus.

“Apparently, Quillan Pharma was doing some shady shit at their manufacturing plants. I think it’s like killing kids, and pouring toxins into the ground.”

“Oh, shit.”

“Yeah. Oh! Poison Ivy’s gonna be there!”

Tim blinked. He casted a sideways look at Danny. Sure he’s been here long enough to know… but it couldn’t hurt to check. “You know she’s an eco-terrorist, right?”

“Okay, but like… people suck sometimes. And all she’s asking for is like don’t kill the planet. And she doesn’t do that whole mind control thing too much anymore! The Sirens are so cool. Plus, one of my best friends at home might actually kill me if I don’t try to get her autograph. Poison Ivy is like, Sam’s personal hero.”

Tim snickered. “Yeah, okay. Mind if one of my friends join? His name’s Bernard.”

“The more the merrier,” Danny nodded. “Ooo! Hot chocolate. Want some?”

Danny bought three drinks as Tim trailed behind, texting Bernard.

“He said yes.”

“Cool! We should meet up somewhere before the drinks get cold.”

Well, Danny got the autograph. Tim got a new friend, and Bernard got a drink from his crush.

——

“Oh, you’re the glowing dude that Batman always talks about!”

Danny blinked, eyes scanning the wing-like cape and the yellow emblem on the hero’s suit. Danny was indeed glowing, stars and nebulas freckling across neon green skin, and glowing hair the color of a white dwarf star, tinged with the blue from his ice core.

“I… have absolutely no idea who you are,” Danny lied, like a liar. He’s found a surprising niche of entertainment in messing with the local vigilantes and he’ll be damned if he missed this opportunity.

He heard a snicker from the comm lines as Red Robin visibly brushes it off.

“I’m Red Robin. Why are you picking up trash?”

“Picking up after you humans, apparently.”

The both of them blink, feeling a weird sense of déjà vu. A moment of awkward silence passed before they both shook it off.

“Are you here to help? No offense, but the track record for you people is terrible.” Danny strode over and grabbed a bag. He opened it, and shook it at Red Robin’s face. “See? Batarangs, these odd bird looking ones, the R’s. Seriously, pick up after yourselves!”

“Oh, woah, can we have these back?”

Danny yanked the bag back before Red Robin could get close. “Pay me. These were incredibly tedious to pick up. Especially the batarangs. I mean, I even found a whole bunch of old rusted ones in the middle of the bay. What did you do, dump an entire bag in there from the air?”

Red Robin sighed and took out a wad of cash, with tracking fluid all over it. Danny grimaced, smelling the odd scent on the money. “That’s not real cash. It smells off. Are you trying to give me counterfeits because you’re broke?”

Red Robin gaped, oddly offended. “No! They’re real!”

“Doesn’t smell like it. It’s stinkier than the trash. Go get the one with the money, the litterer. Tell him I’ll be back the next full moon. I don’t want to talk to you anymore.” Danny grumbled, disappearing on the spot to watch Red Robin flounder with the stack of cash and the piles of dead bodies on the shore.

“What the fuck even is my life these days?” Red Robin wondered out loud, stuffing the cash back into his pocket. He looked over the plastic wrapped bodies and slumped, sighing.

Oddly enough, Danny felt a sense of sympathy. Well, he’s not getting paid for sympathy. He’s not getting paid at all tonight, actually. Danny flew off, plunging once more into the depths of the significantly cleaner waters, and used his ice to scoop out oil stains.

Danny glanced around and sighed. He had a lot of work to do.

——

“So you’re saying he’s like a werewolf mermaid fae child immortal god thing, right?”

Bruce grunted.

“B, what the hell are you smoking these days? You know drugs are bad, right? Do we need Superman to give you that PSA?” Jason snickered.

Tim, massaging his arms from having to haul an ungodly amount of dead bodies, grunted. He’s so similar to Bruce that it gave the people currently in the cave hives.

“He said full moon. I don’t think we can track him with regular stuff. The bugs kept shorting out.”

“Oh boy,” Dick sighed. “Don’t fall off the spiral cliff, Tim. You’ve got midterms to think about so no stalking the guy.”

“Yet,” Tim shot back, changing out of his suit.

Bruce grunted, setting aside a huge stack of cash.