#tho some ain't

[sluggishslugcrimes]

Weird crack fics are my drug, I spent two hours looking for one of these fics because it was horrible, honestly therapy is gonna be half regular trauma and half fic related trauma.

And yes majority of them have Shrek to the point if I watch the movies I just stare in horror of all the shit I read about him.

#I'm reading this one about a book series which only has one person writing these fics about fuckin a printer #i just #there's trauma in there #Tumoas Saloranta might've not seen ot coming but also i didn't either #i would love to live post my reactions but idk #friends get it if i feel up to it #crack fics #they're my drug #to the point Nebby wrote me a crack fic and i cherish it every day to her dismay #reading crack fics is like harmful for me but also therapeutic #idk #tho some ain't #some keep me up at night drenched in a cold sweat because i remember #also shrek is just cravk fic god i swear

[confessedlyfannish]

DP x DC Prompt #7

Robin is heretofore thought to be alone when he swings his katana behind him, almost catching the Adam's apple of his mother's new lover.

"Whoopsie!" Danny says, taking an agile step back, as if Robin's slice was a slip of the hand rather than a deliberate and likely fatal attack.

"What are you doing here," Robin demands, mask hiding the momentary widen of his eyes. No one sneaks up on the heir of Batman, least of all his mother's latest toy.

"I wanted to chat, just you and I," Danny says, as if they are standing on a sidewalk and not the rooftop of a forty floor building in the dead of night, Robin in full costume. "I know you were kinda caught off guard yesterday night."

"I was not caught off guard."

This is a lie. Yesterday night when Talia had appeared at the latest Wayne Charity Ball as the date of Daniel Fenton, an up-and-coming name in renewable energy, Father's dumbfounded look had been nothing less than genuine.

And even the Annoyance had choked on his non-alcoholic champagne when Talia had instructed Damian to greet his "new stepfather".

"Talia," Danny had said levelly, running a hand over hers placed delicately in the crook of his arm, "Remember how we were going to break this gently?"

"Darling, Al Ghuls do not require a gentle break," Talia had replied.

"What is happening," Tim had quietly muttered, squinting at the contents of his glass suspiciously. "What."

Tonight Danny is as calm as he was the previous night, looking amused if anything. Damian resists the urge to take another swing at him. Mother would probably not like that. Danny's affections towards her had seemed quite genuine, his eyes often on her with a light Damian reluctantly recognized from Grayson's many dalliances. And dare he say it, Mother had seemed to reciprocate.

"My mistake. Still," Danny says, "I was hoping to speak with you alone."

"I do not require another father," Damian says promptly. This is true. He already has a father, and a Grayson, and the other annoyances, and Alfred. "And you should not be speaking to a...minor...without their guardian present." He does not like saying this, as he is fully capable of being his own guardian, but Dick had been adamant once updated by Tim and Barbara that should Damian come in contact with Danny alone he was to say as such. He had extracted a promise from Damian after a high-pitched lecture via video call going on nigh an hour. Damian had been waterboarded, twice, and would have preferred a third time to one of Grayson's seminars on "stranger danger" and "parental custody". It had prevented him from going on patrol with Batman, who had left shortly after the gala, presumably to meet with his mother.

Batman had not succeeded, returning without a word. Red Hood, cackling, had pulled up behind him to congratulate Damian on his new "daddy" and loudly tell Oracle how Bruce had gotten an eyeful. An eyeful of what, Damian wasn't sure, and asking only made Jason laugh harder and Dick yell from the Batcomputer.

"Good thing I'm speaking to Robin, then," Danny says with a grin. Damian updates his mental file on the man to less of a goody two-shoes than previously thought. "And like I said last night, I'm not here to overstep."

"Then?" Robin asks crossing his arms.

"You and I are a lot alike, actually," Danny says. Despite the chill of the night, wind whipping at his hair, he seems very comfortable in his t-shirt and jeans.

Damian scoffs and Danny holds his hands up.

"Okay, I deserved that one. What I mean is, and bear with me here, I had a lot going on when I was your age, and my parents weren't always super...present. Their work kept them pretty distracted as we got older and more independent."

The background check they'd run indicated Danny's parents were scientists, his sister a therapist and women's self-defense instructor. The man himself had nothing remarkable on his record beyond a public intoxication charge in his early twenties, but that hardly meant anything. Talia Al Ghul's public record was nothing short of exemplary, one of the many facts that had made the judge reluctant to grant Bruce full custody.

"And listen, I know the way I was raised in the midwest is vastly different from your upbringing, and comparing the two would likely be condescending and a disservice to you, but I also know that while I liked my independence, I wish I had been able to talk to my parents more when things got tough."

"I fail to understand what you are saying," Damian says flatly. "Are you instructing me to speak to my parents as you believe I am having a hard time? And your basis for this incredibly incorrect hypothesis is you were once a teenager whose parents were neglectful? Also, this is certainly overstepping."

Danny's smile is sheepish. "It is, isn't it?"

Damian turns to leave.

"What I'm trying to say," Danny says loudly. "Is that I intend to stay in Gotham. I have some things I need to see to here so I'll be here a while.

"And this is important to me because--"

"Talia will be staying." When Damian continues to stare at him blankly, he clarifies: "With me. Here. I mean, we definitely will go on a honeymoon at some point, even though I'm not sure we're actually married no matter what Talia says about that ceremony--"

"Tt. Grandfather will never let Mother simply galavant around."

"You don't need to worry about Ra's any more," Danny says, straightening. His voice is firm and certain. "He won't be bothering you or your mother."

"That's impossible," Damian says sharply.

"You can ask Talia yourself." Danny pulls out a card. "This is the hotel we're staying at. Room 805. You are right that you definitely shouldn't come without your father's permission, but if he's alright with it please feel free."

Danny takes a step closer, and if Damian's quick grip on his katana bothers him he doesn't show it.

"I mean it Robin. I'm not saying Talia's going to petition for joint custody, and I'll make sure Batman knows that as well. I just want you to know she's here. If you ever want to...see her."

He holds out the card until Damian plucks it from his hand with a growl.

"And also, Damian?"

"What?" Damian snaps.

"Your mom talks about you all the time. I think she'd like to see you too."

"Tt." Damian says, eyes darting down to the card. When they flick back up, Danny is gone.

Damian pulls a quick 360, sword drawn, but the man is nowhere to be seen.

"Robin," Batman says in his comm. "Need you on the west docks."

His comm line was open the whole time, he realizes, but Oracle is uncharacteristically silent. A further investigation shows no time has passed since Danny arrived at the roof. Only the card clenched in his fist indicates he was ever there.

"On my way," Damian says, sheathing his weapon.

Hmph. Of course. His mother is no fool, least of all in her selection of lovers.

Upon arriving at the cave later that night, Damian exits the clock at the rear of the group.

"Father," he says as he clears the threshold. "I wish to spend time with Mother and Stepfather at their earliest convenience. Perhaps tomorrow after school."

Everyone stops still, turning to look back at him. Tim pauses mid-stretch, Steph's jaw drops, and Cassie smiles pleasantly at him. Even Alfred, a tray of freshly baked cookies in hand, blinks at him.

Bruce's mouth opens and closes, wordlessly.

"Absolutely not!" Dick Grayson screeches from the other end of the hallway, dufflebag in hand. Behind him Jason grasps the doorway, doubled over in laughter.

#dick ain't no one bad touching my baby grayson #danny: I think it's important I meet your son #talia: why tho #batman #batfam #in case it wasn't clear bruce thought this was some sort of trap #then accidentally peeped on two newly wedded people getting it on #damian wayne #talia al ghul #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc prompt #I also subscribe to the concept where this is a diff dimension #danny's been alive for a millenia #and talia is sam reincarnated #puppy dog stepdad ghost god loves his goth assassin single mom gf #my writing

[carlyraejepsans]

ain't he that guy @paintedhen likes or smth?

#finally drew him. hehehehehe #never managed to get it right before #like i tried i just gave up at some point. BUT I TRIED AGAIN #kept him as sprite accurate as i could #fuck those boots tho I ain't drawing that i wasted 1h on them and then i just drew him kneeling instead #ANNIEWAY this was a gift for emerson hope ya like it buddy. you rock #undertale #mettaton #myart

[yeetthatkolibri]

STAR-ppreciation post!

Showing some love for STARs (fresh asf replikas)

Got my hands on PainTool SAI again and had fun with painting some illustrations. Started these early this month but only had time to finish them as of late.

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Progress shots:

#signalis #star #starling #some SANE non-trashy fan art for once #that ain't gonna last tho #my fan art #my gifs #yeetthatkolibri

[roadsaltedpretzels]

You're going to die.

Are you scared?

Good.

Now save yourself.

More fanart of Castoff by @thestarfishface!! (this time with 100% fewer memes)

1000/10 very good comic you should read it immediately!!

I got waaaay carried away with the lighting and glowing and junk and I'm still not even super happy with it lmao but I gotta stop eventually

#castoff #castoff comic #castoff webcomic #thestarfishface #all three of these dorks need to stay away from water #only bad things happen with water #gave me an excuse to draw a bunch of glowy water droplets tho so 👍 so fun and satisfying #I had to shrink down the main pic to 80% size it was TOO big for tumblr #also I for sure lost some emotion in their faces with all the intense shading but I ain't about to redo it lmao

[anonymous-chicken-was-taken]

So, how rare ARE Ford's extra fingers, anyway?

I'm not gonna lie, at first I was skeptical of Ford's claims that the Weirdness Magnetism had an effect on him. Like, yeah, the whole having six fingers thing isn't exactly common, but it's a naturally-occurring event. Stan describes it as a birth defect, and there doesn't seem to be a noticeably great number of people with those in Gravity Falls. It wouldn't be all that farfetched for Ford to think he was just Built Different, for like, at least 7 reasons, but then you start actually thinking about it.

Polydactyly isn't exactly common. Approximately 1 in 1,000 babies are born with some form of polydactyly. While it's true that postaxial polydactyly (extra digit is past the pinkie) is the most common form, which is shown to be the kind Ford has in the x-ray at the beginning of AToTS, there are several other extreme circumstances.

Extra digits in polydactyly aren't usually found on all limbs. It can occur on hands and feet (and Alex has confirmed that Ford does, indeed, have six toes on both feet) but rarely does it occur on both feet, or both hands, much less both hands and both feet. And even when it does occur more than once on one person, the extra digits aren't usually fully-formed. Oftentimes they don't even have bones. When they do have bones, they're usually much smaller, or barely opposable (if they have joints at all). When they're big enough to be maneuverable, they usually interfere with the structure of the hands/feet in negative ways. All this means that an extra finger or toe which doesn't direly require a surgery to remove the extra digit within the first year or two of life is incredibly uncommon.

And let's remember: that's just for one extra digit. Ford has four.

For Ford to have fully functional polydactyly on both hands and both feet, to the point where it's basically impossible to tell which one is finger x without x-rays... the odds of that are astronomically unlikely. Never-before-recorded, one in a kazillion, borderline medically unfathomable sort of rare.

I think I do believe the Weirdness Magnetism could've affected Ford, actually.

#I don't think the same about Dipper and his constellation birthmark tho #I have freckles on my arm that make a perfect right triangle u ain't special #while such a large birthmark is certainly rare it isn't unheard of #the actual structure isn't technically any more or less likely than any other random arrangement of dots and lines #unless the fact that it's a constellation makes it special in some way which would make sense but we never saw any supernatural connection #i definitely think that part is just Ford being like “look at my grandnephew :) he is a Special Little Guy I love him he's great” #which is extremely adorable but not indicative of any weirdness in a scientific sense of the word #i can't believe i just typed “weirdness in a scientific sense” #gravity falls #journal 3 #gravity falls journal #gravity falls spoilers #ford pines #stanford pines #dipper pines #gravity falls meta #i think #is this what meta is? #am i metaposting?

[californiaispurple]

it's happened too much to be a coincidence

#looking at you detective conan #and khr #although khr might not be too long by some standards #200 something episodes still makes me go o_O #detco though #detco's a frickin nightmare #but once i've started i can't stop #i'm not hating on them tho obviously i adore these anime #i'm also 99% sure the main root of this Problem came from being a wee child and Fairy Tail being the first anime i was ever obsessed with #and that's why if i hear one (1) cool thing about one piece i run into the other room cause the devil ain't having me today #sooo #detective conan #cased close #khr #katekyo hitman reborn #fairy tail #anime

[octopus-doctor]

I stupidly stayed up waaaay too late so I could finally get this done lol BUT my new Mysterio bag 😌

#mysterio #my stuff #literally posting this at the worst time lol but whatever #Spider-Man #spiderman #not 100% happy with the placement of everything but man that GIGANTIC square one... makes things hard lol #also that one is surprisingly so heavy sthdfh #i have 2 more pins on their way to me at some point and 2 more that i can aware of that i can actually get and like man #ain't no way there are ALL fitting in here lmao #but that's a problem for a different time 😋 #also found 2 more that i don't think i ever have a chance of having but that's okay they were both movie Mysterio lol #god tho i wish so badly i coulda gotten the adorable tssm Mysterio charm someone on here made 😭 #i still wanna get some of their others but rip losing out on THE boy advnfdhj

[astoldbychae]

As soon as the girls returned home, Ge went straight for this damn bear costume before they played their little hearts out...

Meanwhile, I. Am. Sick. And. Damn. Tired. Of. This. MF. Bear. Suit.

When she's not in it, she's sad and crying it out in her bed. When she is in it, she's making messes all around San Sequoia. Just dramatic for no reason.😩

Then...later on that night while everyone was sleeping, little miss wild child decides she wants to throw tantrums (because of her new "light sleeper" quirk) and cook sticker rocks

GIRL. GO. TO. BED.

#astoldbychae random gameplay #CARMELO GET THESE DAMN KIDS #NOW! #They don't do all this at your house #soon as they're at Marguerite's...it's the loud house #then her little infant is always fussin #Marguerite...girl...you alright!? #its cute tho because her cousin and sister always come over to help #it's like they just know she needs some relief #single mommin' ain't easy honey

[blackstarchanx3new]

This idea for a later part in Four Swords Returns floats around in my head and I find it hilarious:

So you get to see it. X"D

Vaati (Still being lose) is completely enamored with the lovely princess Zelda, so he kidnaps her to be his bride.

Woops. He kidnapped Vio instead...However did that happen...

So Zelda dons the Vio persona and helps the other 4 (including Shadow Link) save the real Vio before he and Vaati are married.

Hilarity ensues.

#four swords manga #four swords #four swords adventures #loz #vio #Zelda is some sorts of trans/gender non conforming deal with it #There is no cis explanation for sheik no matter how hard nintendo tries #she just has the boy potion btw lmao #I want Zelda to adventure with the boys and this is what I came up with lmao #I wanna give this girl some damn agency she ain't the one being saved. X'D #vio and her have so much in common tho #they're both smart and like archery! #genderfluid zelda genderfluid zelda-

[hunsa-jars]

Howdy peepers, I've been feeling pretty down lately but I think I'm on the right path to snap out of it!

See yall on monday hopefully

#to be honest recent political news got me anxious and just.. disheartened #not gonna lie rather depressed #but i guess that's a normal reaction #god it's just so awful #change of subject- i might be a bit burned out too because of all the stressing i subjected myself to this month #but worries be damned my grades ain't overall half bad #THO you just can't catch a break when it comes to college it seems #like we have to sign up for our classes on this website #based on your major obviously #and some people just don't pick the right classes hhhhh #and you see the waiting list for the class you need to sign up to is full because the goofs don't know what their course code is #which is weird like 😭 maybe there's a GOOD reason why your group mates' names aren't on the class list #because you didn't pick the right one aaaaaa #get outta here fella pleaaase #also on an unrelated note: it turns out i have a mild case of rosacea #it's not that suprising skin conditions run in the family #my mom's side of family at least #like my grandpa had rosacea. my mom has it too. my sister had acne (not anymore tho). my older brother too has something going on #i just thought i got lucky and inherited my dad's skin but guess not 💀 #funniest thing is that almost everything makes rosacea act up #heat? cold? spicy food? stress? exercise? stress? alcohol? GODDAMN SUNLIGHT??? #you name it #so yeahh not pleasant #if it won't get better mom will make an appointment with a dermatologist #uhh.. i guess that's all i wanted to say #for now at least #miss you guys hope all of you have been doing well :'> #random squeak

[papa-evershed]

Martin Evershed’s Dad Moments™ || requested by: anon

#rob james-collier #robert james-collier #rob james collier #robert james collier #ackley bridge #martin evershed #mine #requests #listen #like i said i took some creative liberties 😅 #but i realized the majority of moments i'd choose would be from AB so I just leaned into it #i got like three requests for more RJC dad stuff so IDK maybe I'll do something else later #i'm a sucker for a DAD™ #not to be confused with daddy (tho IDGAF if that's your thing) #both can be your thing 😏 #also if anyone wants these gifs without text just lemme know it ain't gonna hurt my feelings #i know how it feels when you just wanna stare but blocky text is in the way 🤓 #i actually had more martin moments than this idk if y'all can tell but i love him

[memes-in-a-half-shell]

*vomits this sketch*

I just had this in mind all day and I needed to draw it quickly

disclaimer: I do not condone smoking. It's bad for you, children.

#it's-a-moi #my drawings #business au #oohh sometimes I do be hitching for a smoke #it's been years since I had one - I'm a recreational smoker #last thing I had by the end of 2022 was weed with my sister #but heh - it's not a necessity #-SLAPS IT OUT OF DONNIE'S HAND- #STOP IT - I AIN'T KISSING SOME ASH BREATH MOUTH #the aesthetic tho oooooohhhhhh #also sorry if the shell looks almost non-existent #it's really hidden in the shadows ... LIKE A NINJA AOWAWHEAOHEAWOHEAW #I need to calm down my shadings jfc

[majimasleftasscheek]

Sad day being a majima Stan 😭😭😭😭 how the fuck does Yokoyama miss the mark on majima so bad it's insane 😤😡🤯 anyway glad we got you to keep the love alive 🤗 have an egg during these trying times 🥚

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED skdljagjklsdgSKLJDG

also thankies for the egg 🥺

hi this is Captain CapsLock and I will be in charge of your flight this evening

doesn't understand why the fandom loves a "scary character" THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HIM HE'S A LIL WEIRDO. also he's like not scary whatsoever. like sure theoretically because he's literal yakuza but even in the context of the games? no way he's a total goober are you kidding me

Majima would have nothing to do in the games WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST REPLACE A CHARACTER WITH MAJIMA INSTEAD YALL KEEP MAKING NEW ONES I DON'T CARE ABOUT YES YAKUZA 6 I'M LOOKING AT YOU AND ANYWAY KIRYU'S UP TO SOME BULLSHIT FOR NO REASON AGAIN GET MAJIMA IN THERE CUZ FUCK IT. ngl it always peeved me off that Kiryu and Saejima were the "pillars of the Tojo Clan" then like wtf was Majima the entire time if not babysitting the whole ass organization. yeah I'm showing favoritism but c'mon jklsdkldkl

no idea what kind of story to tell if Majima has his own game WHAT ABOUT HIS ENTIRE VAGUE ASS LIFE. BROJIMA STORY? IN BETWEEN GAMES STORY? YALL DOING KIRYU'S GAIDEN THING BETWEEN 6/LAD SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

surprised Majima is popular THEN WHY DOES HE LITERALLY HAVE AS MUCH MERCH IF NOT MORE THAN KIRYU AND WINS POPULARITY POLLS. FOR A SIDE CHARACTER NO ONE CARES ABOUT HE SURE IS LOVED THAT'S CRAZY. FOR A NOBODY TYPE OF CHARACTER HE SURE IS THE FACE OF THE SERIES VERY OFTEN HUH WEIRD

bruh I knew that stream was gonna piss me off and I was right lmaooo. I already got trauma from being a halo and warhammer fan bro I cannot with this kldskllkd. and here's the thing, I don't want Ichiban's story to be overshadowed by Kiryu's (and by proxy Majima) but also they keep shoehorning them into things while being like okay lol this is the end of it we prommy 🤞

like whoopdidoo what a "send off" for the umpteenth time. I think what hurts most is you can really see how much Ugaki loves voicing Majima and the fact that RGG really wants to leave Majima to the wayside while still putting Kiryu front and center for who knows what reason this time is just hhhhhhhhhh. now of course, this doesn't mean Majima is like, potentially out of the party system all together but if he is? lol okay very cool

I'mma keep making stuff I love cuz bruh I sure as shit ain't getting it from RGG. and like, I'm not naïve. I understand all things come to an end at some point but man I just wish it was satisfactory. maybe it was for other people but not for me. but I also realize I speak from a point of extreme bias. I certainly feel miffed about this more than most but at the end of the day I'm just a silly lil fan shouting at clouds lol so take anything I say with grain of salt

#can you tell I'm a big fan of y6 #I read the article yokoyama wrote about y6 and boy oh boy that did not please me #god I have some spicy opinions but yall ain't catching me saying it on main I'm gonna have rocks thrown at my head #I'm so very biased for Majima I ain't gonna pretend I'm not #tho pls don't read this as me being like outraged lol #I got all the venom outta my system when halo 5 dropped lmao #blog mod

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

will we see snick at somepoint?

(Possibly! No one's asked about him yet, and I do not really have any thoughts on him! So if he does appear, it'll probably be more of a cameo than anything plot driven! (Unless I am struck with an idea ofc!)

#ooc post #sorry to my Snick fans but I ain't got any thoughts!!! #and honestly I didn't know he was a character until way after PT released since I didn't keep up with the pre-builds #I think I watched Vinny Vinesauce play a 2018 build and then I forgot it existed until it released Imao #so some Bean Lore for you hehe #also hi my wrist is okay again! still taking it easy tho!!

[kujakumai]

have finally gotten the Ishizu mix to a form I am satisfied with, one more Ishtar to go and I'll have a complete set

#some of these aren't the most creative choices but if the machine ain't broke don't de-florence it #rishid tho. rishid harder