Why is Meri always so mad looking 😭
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Yj98 is really out there beating villains but not the polyamory allegations
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that is a real name wöæo
((inspired by this post by @thinkingwithrockets ))
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not now kitten, daddy’s helping his brother cover up a murder
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bojan stands like a prince from a disney movie who's about to sing the cringiest ballad about his sad life full of defying his parents and finding his purpose and fighting for his love etc etc etc
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Licking the wall 😩
Drinking all of his milk 😏
Wearing a ring on my finger 😳
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aftermath of late night darts
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Akechi: Did Kurusu just fall asleep on me !? Does he find his rival that boring !? Is he testing me or something ? Does he suspect-,,,wait ! Him falling asleep on me must surely mean that my ploy to gain his trust must have succeded ! Even after blackmailing him this uncouth fool fell for it ! Hmm his hair surprisingly is softer that id tought it would be- wait what the fuck do I do now ??? God I hope this disgusting idiot doesnt drool on me or else I will pulverize his brains ahead of schedule,,, is thAT A FUCKING DETECTIVE PRINCE FANGIRL WITH HER PHONE OUT TO TAKE A PICTURE ? OF ME , A CELEBRITY , LETTING SOME PIECE OF CRIMINAL TRASH LIVING IN AN ATTIC USE ME AS A GODDAMNED PILLOW !? I swear to fucking hell, if didn’t have pretences to keep up, Id- WAIT DID I JUST MISS OUR FUCKING STOP !? FUCKING DAMN IT-
Akiren: a mimir (spent last night awake after mona fell asleep googling ‘what to do when your crush is planning to set you up and assassinate you’)
Morgana: …>:[ (currently debating becoming the worlds first homophobic cat)
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Levi: *summons Lotan*
Texan! MC: oh my diavolo that is the biggest gator guard I've seen in my life
Levi: a what?
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shen qingqiu : before you have unprotected sex, think of all the children who shouldn't have been born
shen qingqiu : like six balls
six balls :
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