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heroismymalewife · 16 days
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hi this is my boyfriend 😁
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He’s a little loser but he’s MY little loser 🐺🐺🐺
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bumpscosity · 2 years
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This post was just literally just gonna be “god furby connects are annoying” but I ended up writing like a whole essay in the tags anyways stop burp fart shit humor in kids toys 2022
#i love pinky she’s so round and cute but by god I cannot keep him on for more than like 5 mins why are they like this#loved the Goodnight Bestie before he fell asleep like they really made them say goodnight bestie.#apparently the app had memes at some point that your furby would react to but it doesn’t work anymore 😔#I’m gonna try hacking her with this fluffd thing it looks complicated but if I can#give her custom music to dance to it’s all worth it. shitty 2010s kids bop music here I come#sassy speaks#furby#i LOVE the idea of this physical toy reacting to content on your phone but it feels like it’s so bogged down by shitty games and the most#annoying voice in any electronic toy I own#and I own a lot of em.#there’s a way this could’ve been done right and still COULD but this isn’t it#i LOVE how their physically designed tho they’re a close second to 05s as the best furby design imo#don’t get me wrong I love 98s but the rounded shapes and these cool ears…. connects ftw#I’m also really surprised how WELL the Bluetooth works it’s seamless with the app it doesn’t lag or anything#her eyelids are broken unfortunately idk if they can be fixed#they’re stuck down permanently. when they’re supposed to be down they can’t be pushed back up#but when they’re supposed to be up they sorta loosely dangle down#oh another random thing is I rly don’t mind the tail as much as I thought I would design wise#i always thought the tails looked so bad on furbs but on connects it isn’t so bad#still hate it on booms and 2012s tho idk why#i love the antennae too I love the way it moves like a joystick#like I love that it actually does stuff and doesn’t just light up. quality feature.#i wish the feet lit up like the antennae tho why make them semi transparent if you’re not gonna shine light thru ‘em#something I’m VERY glad they carried over from 2012s and booms is their rounded bottoms#when you have them on a flat surface they move like CRAZY it’s so expressive#their bottoms aren’t AS round as 2012/booms but anything is something#i hope that they make a new gen of furbies like this or maybe even a new app for the connects and just. make them less annoying.#take out all the shit fart humor maybe not all of it but they do not need to be burping and farting every 10 seconds#I’m gonna make a post abt this in a second I’ll be back with more hot takes
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diorsluv · 3 months
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feather , part 32
“ you miss me? ”
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mackie.samo when did luke let you put flowers in his hair??
→ yourusername senior year 🙏🙏
→ lhughes_06 IT WAS FOR PROM OKAY
→ mackie.samo awww were you each others’ prom date??
→ yourusername yes 🙄
→ edwards.73 YOU OWE ME $50 mackie.samo
→ lhughes_06 you guys bet on us going to prom together??? a year after prom??
→ markestapa yes
username44 luke’s second pic 🥰
username98 OH MY GOD QUINNN
→ yourusername THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING
markestapa that pasta was fire esp with the cheese on top
→ yourusername mark.. we don’t have cheese
→ markestapa WAS THAT HIS FUCKING DANDRUFF
→ trevorzegras LMFAOOOO
→ jackhughes I DON’T HAVE DANDRUFF
→ colecaufield explain the “cheese” 🤨 jackhughes
→ jackhughes no further comment.
_quinnhughes hey wait my pics aren’t bad
→ yourusername EXACTLY I’M NOT THAT MEAN
→ yourusername i mean i still like the canadiens better but I’M NOT MEAN 🙏
→ _quinnhughes oh 😒
→ colecaufield WOOOOO
→ yourusername GO HABS 😈😈
rutgermcgroarty i’m surprised jack was able to carry you
→ jackhughes are you calling me weak
→ yourusername are you calling me hard to carry
→ rutgermcgroarty wait no i was just saying yk bc i had to carry you and i was struggling but only a bit and not because you’re hard to carry or anything 😰😰
→ adamfantilli bro can’t stop yapping
→ jackhughes maybe you’re just weak
→ yourusername maybe you’re the one that just can’t carry me
→ rutgermcgroarty stop teaming up on me 😕
lhughes_06 i’m looking pretty cute here
→ dylanduke25 yes you are 😘
→ markestapa cutest hughes brother 🙌
→ mackie.samo such a pretty princess 🥰
→ edwards.73 my little cutie patootie 😻
→ lhughes_06 oh mackie.samo edwards.73
→ yourusername even tho ur my bsf i’m gonna have to say my bf is cuter
→ lhughes_06 sad to say you’re not wrong 😔
username2 STOP TEASING USSSS
username31 girl i need to know and i need to know now
_alexturcotte now that i think about it you only have quinn and jack’s jerseys
→ yourusername i have luke’s michigan jersey 😔
→ lhughes_06 WHAT i thought i sent you mine already
→ yourusername it’s okay lukey you’re fine if i just wear quinn’s right 😁
→ trevorzegras damn lil drizz i see you (you’re not slick i know what you’re doing)
→ lhughes_06 i wanna see my name and number on your back yourusername
→ yourusername i mean.. technically it is your name and number on my back 🤗🤗
→ lhughes_06 stfu 🙄🙄
→ yourusername shutting the fuck up 😕
→ lhughes_06 i better see you wearing a DEVILS jersey with my name before the next game
→ yourusername yes sir 🫡
→ _alexturcotte what the hell did i just do 😨
luca.fantilli fantilli appreciation post??
→ yourusername OH MY GOD LEAVE ME ALONE
→ adamfantilli do you not appreciate us ☹️
→ yourusername yes i appreciate you adam
→ luca.fantilli how much
→ yourusername very much
→ luca.fantilli enough to dedicate a whole post to us?
→ yourusername enough for you to not need a post that tells you how much i appreciate you 🙄
→ jackhughes stop stealing the spotlight guys
→ lhughes_06 fr she never appreciates us
→ _quinnhughes exactly
→ mackie.samo could never be us 🥱
→ maddy.samo say it louder for the people in the back 🗣️🗣️
→ msamoskevich she loves us more than all of you
→ colecaufield why are 3 families fighting over her
→ dylanduke25 CAN WE JOIN
→ tyler___duke5 IM READY TO FIGHT
→ trevorzegras dude come here griffinzegras
→ yourusername what the actual fuck
username74 all of them won the gene race wtf
colecaufield jack isn’t really doing it for me in that 2nd photo…
→ yourusername when is he ever doing it for you
→ colecaufield you’re right
→ jackhughes HEY this is supposed to be an appreciation post not a “let’s bully jack” post
→ _alexturcotte let’s bully jack
username90 pretty prettier and prettiest
username12 AYYYY THERES MY BOYS
username55 i have a hunch she’s doing this to throw us off even more
→ username36 i have a hunch she’s been doing this for way longer
trevorzegras why is luke’s kind of…
→ yourusername right 🤭
→ trevorzegras i meant in a bad way
→ yourusername oh
→ lhughes_06 how did you manage to turn this post into a weapon against us 😡
→ adamfantilli someone help luke’s talking like a fanfiction writer again
→ lhughes_06 I AM NOT
adamfantilli drysdale siblings try not to neglect us challenge go!
→ yourusername WHAT i don’t neglect you
→ luca.fantilli YES YOU DO
→ jamie.drysdale why did you have to rope me into this 😒
username11 fun fact guys it’s luke 😍😍
→ username79 wbk
→ username60 tell us something we don’t know
username23 they all look so ethereal
dylanduke25 won’t your bf be jealous that you keep posting these hotties
→ yourusername no bc they’re not hotties 🥰
→ _quinnhughes rude yourusername
→ lhughes_06 exactly i can’t believe he hasn’t gone insane yet
→ jackhughes we’re too 🔥
mackie.samo i heard from a little birdie that you’re not slick ‼️
→ yourusername i’m the slickest wym
→ yourusername they can’t sniff me out 🗣️🗣️
→ mackie.samo stfu ur so obvious
→ markestapa like you’re really obvious it’s embarrassing
→ dylanduke25 fr
→ yourusername NO IF WE DIDN’T TELL YOU THEN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL
→ edwards.73 stop lying to yourself
→ adamfantilli we could tell wayyyyy before you even started dating
→ yourusername 😔
username35 what are they saying in mackie’s replies 🤯
username47 i could bet anyone 1k IN CASH that they’re dating and i know i would win
username81 waiting for the day she posts bad luke pics
→ yourusername not possible!
username1 yall i swear to god i saw her on a date with him yesterday
jamie.drysdale i can’t believe you appreciate them more than you appreciate me
→ yourusername NOT TRUE
→ jamie.drysdale YES TRUE
→ yourusername I MADE AN APPRECIATION POST FOR YOU ALREADY
→ jamie.drysdale THAT’S NOT ENOUGH
→ yourusername you’re so needy 😒
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rutgermcgroarty i thought you were done with all your food posts
→ yourusername would you rather have me post my “lovesick” posts again
→ rutgermcgroarty i mean technically he’s still in the post
→ yourusername uh huh keep talking i dare you
→ rutgermcgroarty I MISSED YOUR FOOD POSTS SO MUCH
→ yourusername mhm 🤨
username46 OH MY GOD WHERE IS THAT STORE
username25 THE PIZZA???
_quinnhughes i was really hoping your hello kitty obsession fully died down
→ yourusername NEVERRR
jackhughes you haven’t posted ONE post without a picture of your bf since you got together
→ yourusername YES I HAVE
→ colecaufield no tf you haven’t
→ yourusername i’m sorry i love him too much 😞
→ luca.fantilli ick yourusername
→ dylanduke25 LADY BONER GONEEEEE
→ markestapa DUKER STOP
→ lhughes_06 aw that’s cute yourusername
username77 if jack said she hasn’t posted without a pic of her bf and last post ONLY had him and his brothers…….
→ username68 waiting for the day y’all stop acting like we all don’t know it’s lukey pooks
dylanduke25 when did he learn how to braid
→ yourusername when we were younger and i forced him to learn how to do my hair 🤗🤗
→ dylanduke25 AND I JUST FOUND THIS OUT?
→ _alexturcotte you’re late bro
→ jackhughes i’ve walked into his room one too many times and seen him braiding her hair
→ yourusername HEY BUT HE LIKES DOING MY HAIR
→ _quinnhughes you’re not helping his case 😭
edwards.73 your hair is so greasy
→ yourusername no it’s not yours is
→ edwards.73 if you stepped out into the sun rn you would be able to hear your hair sizzling
→ yourusername i could cook a whole five course meal from the amount of grease in your hair
→ mackie.samo DAMNN EDDY UR GONNA TAKE THAT??
→ yourusername he can’t think of a better comeback 🥱🥱
username27 WHEN HE KNOWS HOW TO DO YOUR HAIRRRR 🤭🤭
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username91 hello kitty x dominos collab when 😱
username4 my foodie twinnem
lhughes_06 did you buy the pizzas?
→ yourusername no i baked them with my boyfriend 🥰
→ lhughes_06 he must be a REALLY good cook then
→ yourusername no actually he sucks ass and he almost burnt the kitchen down ‼️‼️
→ lhughes_06 oh 😐
colecaufield donuts 🤤🤤
→ yourusername is that all you got from this post
→ colecaufield DONUTS 🙂
_alexturcotte pizza 🤤🤤
→ yourusername did you two copy and paste your comments
→ _alexturcotte PIZZA 🙂
trevorzegras luke 🤤🤤
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trevorzegras your bf 🤤🤤
→ yourusername ZEGRAS I SWEAR
→ trevorzegras YOUR BF 🙂
→ yourusername next time i see you it’s on sight
luca.fantilli tell your little boyfriend that he needs to stop letting you steal him from us when you’re around
→ yourusername let’s be so honest i’ve always stolen him from you when i was around 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli EXACTLY SO TELL HIM
→ yourusername tell him yourself 🤬
→ lhughes_06 luca if i didn’t know any better i’d say you’re jealous
→ luca.fantilli i take it all back
jamie.drysdale you said you stopped liking hello kitty when you were 9 😐😐
→ yourusername LITERALLY WHEN DID I SAY THAT
→ jamie.drysdale you know when.
→ yourusername no i don’t?????
→ jamie.drysdale YES YOU DO
→ yourusername STOP TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME
username63 IM SO TIRED WAITING FOR THEM TO HARD LAUNCH
username41 we’ve been stuck in soft launch era for TOO LONG
username26 girl i love you but PLEASE JUST GIVE US CONFIRMATION
markestapa DID YOU SEE THAT ONE SHIRT
→ yourusername mark babe there’s a lot of shirts
→ markestapa THAT ONE HELLO KITTY SHIRT BUT IT SAID HELLO TITTY INSTEAD OF HELLO KITTY
→ yourusername NO??
→ markestapa IT’S SO FUNNY
→ yourusername you’re the type of guy to laugh at a hello titty shirt 😐
maddysamo i miss you 😞
→ mackie.samo BACK TF UP
→ yourusername I MISS YOU MORE
→ jackhughes oh my god get away
→ lhughes_06 you’re so defensive jack
→ dylanduke25 you’re one to talk lhughes_06
adamfantilli the frosting on the donuts kind of look like glue
→ yourusername throwback to your glue eating era ⁉️
→ adamfantilli I ONLY TOLD YOU THE STORY YOU WERENT EVEN THERE
→ yourusername high school sophomore eating liquid glue 😱😱
→ adamfantilli LITERALLY SHUT UP
→ lhughes_06 LMAOOO
→ yourusername don’t act like you didn’t eat glue all of your elementary school career luke
→ lhughes_06 oh 🙃
username21 hard launch when 🙁🙁
→ username59 apparently fucking never
username77 by the time they hard launch they’ll already be married with three kids and another one in the oven
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→ username44 OMG SHE LIKED IT??
mackie.samo TECHNICALLY he forgot to braid and i taught him how to do it again
→ yourusername no go ahead take all the credit 🙄
→ lhughes_06 🫤🫤
→ rutgermcgroarty 🤓
→ markestapa ACKSHUALLY
→ edwards.73 nerd alerttttt 🚨🚨🚨
→ mackie.samo okay hate on me then 😒
next chapter notes ) i’ve gotten to the point where i’m posting once in a blue moon but at the same time i’ve literally been procastinating in every aspect of my life (i just spent 3 hours on one class’ assignments) anyways THE HARD LAUNCH IS COMING SOON 🫢🫢 not proofread ‼️
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f1byjessie · 3 months
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A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS ━━ LN4.
sometimes the right words are hard to come across, and sometimes everything you need to say can be captured in an image.
( lando norris x photographer!reader )
━━ part six.
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user AIN’T NO WAY HE FINALLY POSTED HER
user girlies i hate to say it, but maybe this one’s actually serious… 🫢
↳ user i refuse to believe it…
↳ user he’s literally never posted another girl before tho??
user king of aesthetics
user i can’t believe he’s actually dating her
user what does he actually see in her?? like gen what is it cuz i cannot see it from here 😒😒😒
user she’s just using you for your clout garrett DON’T FALL FOR IT 😫 SHE’S NOT THE ONE THERE ARE BETTER FISH IN THE SEA
↳ user she’s fr just using him for the money and fame it’s so sad
↳ user right?? like he’s posting her which means he’s probably serious but i doubt she is and it’s just gonna hurt him in the end 😔
↳ user this is why i hate when celebs or athletes get with ppl who aren’t in the same sphere as them, cuz like if she were another celeb then we would know she has money or if she were actually a football fan then we would know she’s invested in helping him get better but she’s neither 🤷‍♀️
↳ user it hurts to see such an innocent man get used
user wait she’s actually kind of pretty tho 👀👀
↳ user she lowkey is
user can’t wait to see you back on the field soon garrett!!
user mad style bro
user came over from y/n’s account to say that you fans are exhibiting behaviour that is genuinely so immature and disrespectful. it’s sickening. you claim to support this athlete but you don’t support his decision to enter an exclusive relationship with someone? you say it’s bc she doesn’t know football or that she’s controlling or that she’ll ruin his career, but you know nothing about her and i’d bet you all would say the same thing about anyone. she could be a professional footballer herself and you would still say she isn’t fit to be with him. get over yourselves and bffr. none of you had a chance with him to begin with, and you hating on an innocent girl so much that she had to turn her comments off so she wouldn’t keep getting death threats is actually crazy. you all are delusional.
↳ user THIS. i’m so tired of the hatred
↳ user i’m honestly surprised garrett hasn’t said anything to his fans about them leaving her alone yet…
↳ user he probably thought GROWN ADULTS would know it’s inappropriate to act like BABIES but i digress 🙄
↳ user whether he thought they were mature enough or not, the fact that he probably knew it was happening (she’s his gf, there’s no way she didn’t tell him or he didn’t see the comments himself before she turned them off) and still hasn’t said anything is a major red flag imo. he’s posted her/acknowledged that she exists on his acc now, but he STILL hasn’t addressed the hatred his “fans” have been sending her and continue to direct towards her in the comments of his own post.
↳ user i think it’s a out of sight out of mind type situation tbh. if neither of them acknowledge them, then the haters aren’t given the attention they want. they might just be waiting for it to die down.
↳ user i don’t think that’s a good enough reason tho?? if i was a celeb and my significant other was being harassed by jealous and delusional fans, i would absolutely say smth and try to get them to stop, partly bc my s/o doesn’t deserve to be spoken about like that just bc they’re in a relationship with me and partly bc i personally wouldn’t want to see that type of negativity directed towards the person i care about. it’s a matter of respect for your partner.
“I’ll be honest with you, Garrett━ I don’t like you very much.”
The restaurant table you’re both sitting at is tucked away in a corner and gives you enough privacy to feel comfortable having this conversation with Garrett out in public. The restaurant itself is exclusive in its own right, similarly to the first place Garrett took you. It’s not as high class in the sense that you feel underdressed with business casual, but it’s the type of locale that other celebrities or higher class individuals tend to frequent and it makes you feel secure in the fact that the staff are trained to be discreet about anything they might overhear.
“But,” you shrug, “I don’t think you need me to tell you that.”
Garrett takes a slow sip from his coffee and raises an eyebrow at you over the rim of his cup. While he does so, you appraise him. The only other time you’ve seen him in something other than his training attire or some equally comfortable athletic-adjacent wear was the first night you both went out, and you hadn’t really been paying much attention to him then━ too focused on trying not to scream your head off in frustration.
He looks good though, which you’re loath to admit. Garrett, at the very least, has fashion sense if nothing else. If he were even half decent his style might’ve been enough to make up for the rest of the decency he’s missing, but as it stands he’s so far below the bar that his ability to dress nice only serves to get him within jumping distance of your lowest standards.
He lowers his cup back down the table with a faint clink, and then steeples his fingers together on the table.
“Quite frankly, Y/N━” the way your name sounds on his lips makes you shiver, but not at all in the way it’s described in the romance novels you used to read back in school. It’s like the human equivalent of your hackles rising, sensing danger, knowing you need to make yourself bigger to appear like more of a threat, “━I don’t really care what you think of me. This is more of a business transaction than an actual relationship. You don’t need to like me, you just need to pretend you do.”
He ends it with what would be a charming smile on anyone else, but knowing who he is beneath his charismatic facade makes it look sleazy.
You scoff. “For a guy who’s so desperate to fix his reputation, you sure aren’t doing anything to actually try and fix who you are as a person.”
It’s his turn to scoff. “I don’t actually need to be a better person, I just need everyone to think I’m a better person.”
“Fair enough.” You can’t argue with that. “But if I’m going to be spending a prolonged amount of time with you, you’re gonna have to at least pretend to not be a total dick.” You take a sip of your coffee.
He watches you for a moment━ observes your face, your hands, the way you tap your fingers against the table once your cup has been lowered. And you watch him right back. His steepled fingers have intertwined together, and he’s resting his chin atop them in a show of nonchalance, but his eyebrows are furrowed tight and his shoulders are pulled tense.
“What do you even want out of this?” He finally asks after another few seconds of silence broken only by the quiet drone of other restaurant patrons in the background. “What’s so important to you that it matters more than whatever notoriety being with me could give you?”
The Manchester skyline outside the window draws your gaze as you ponder how to go about explaining your answer. The storm-darkened sky casts the city streets below in a heavy shadow, which mimics your own mood as of late. It’s the weekend now, but Lando’s call and the things he’d drunkenly said still looms over you. You’d spent the week in a bad mood that not even your newfound friendship with Jack was capable of easing, and each day with continued radio silence on Lando’s end━ the fact that he can’t even bother to apologize himself━ only sours things more and more.
It had soured even more when McLaren’s PR team manager had reached out to you with the knowledge that you could plan on being back at the Technology Centre in Woking by the end of the month, in just under two weeks. In and of itself this hadn’t been bad news, but it meant seeing Lando again and unless he reaches out first to extend an olive branch, you could almost guarantee you’d be in for an uncomfortably awkward reunion.
But none of that matters right now.
“I’ll admit, I’m taking a page out of your book and being a prick,” you say as you turn back to Garrett. “But, in my case, it’s entirely warranted because he was a prick first.”
“What’d this guy do?”
In an odd turn of events, it feels as though you’re gossiping with Garrett Ward of all people. Without the context of your relationship with him━ the real one, not the one you’re pretending to have━ you imagine you probably look like two friends talking shit, or pretty close to the couple you’re supposed to be. Despite being such a twat normally, Garrett really does just come across as being a normal guy.
You have to remind yourself just what he threatened to do. He’s not a normal guy━ he’s dangerous. But he’s also a crucial part of your plan, and there was certainly some truth when he’d called things between you a business transaction. You don’t have to like him, but you have to trust that he’s got his own best interest in mind and you can certainly capitalize off of that.
“He had some choice words about our ‘relationship,’” you start, fiddling with the handle of your cup. “And even though we aren’t actually together and I probably wouldn’t touch you even if we were the last two people on Earth, it’s the principle behind it all. He has no right to judge me so harshly for my relationship choices, so I’m going to flaunt that I don’t care what he thinks, he’s not my keeper, and I will date whoever I damn well please,” you finish with a huff.
Garrett blinks at you. You’re starting to think he just has a staring problem, but before you can call him out on it he rolls his eyes, crosses his arms, and leans back in his seat━ looking the part of the smug douche he actually is. “You like this guy, and you want to use me to make him jealous because you’re pissed that he hasn’t given any hint at being interested in you but still feels as though as if he can be possessive over you.”
You blink at him. “No. Absolutely not.”
He raises an infuriating eyebrow.
“Fuck you,” you mutter into your cup, taking a sip to avoid having to say anything more.
Garrett heaves a sigh. “I suppose I could help you with that. We’ll be doing the couple shit anyways, might as well kill two birds with one stone and solve your problem and mine.” The way he says it makes it seem as though he’s doing you a favor, and if you weren’t so sure that he’d rescind his willingness to help if you argued with him, you’d call him out on the fact that technically he’s the one who owes you after you agreed to help him with his dilemma in the first place.
“Why not just be honest with him?” He says after another moment.
You snap your eyes back to him. “What?”
“Why not just be honest?” He repeats with a shrug. “Aren’t you worried he’ll lose eventually lose interest if he thinks you’re off the market?”
You scoff, “I’m not off the market. I’m just not available to the public.” You’d sat awake at night not long after things with Garrett began and realized that it really was all just an act. Actors kiss in front of a camera all the time, but at the end of the day they go home to their real partners and that’s the only person that really matters. Things aren’t all that different between you and Garrett. You call yourselves a couple, but side from the agreement that you’ll act like one in public, there’s no obligation or commitment to put one another first. Garrett will always prioritize his career, reputation, and friendships over you, and you’re rather inclined to do the same.
He purses his lips.
“Oh please,” you roll your eyes. “As if you expect me to believe you aren’t still planning to pick up a few birdies at the pub and show them a fun time.”
“My situation is different than yours. I’m the one trying to convince the media I’ve changed, which means I need someone who can be discreet, and a birdie from the pub certainly isn’t that.” He shrugs his shoulders. “Not getting laid for a few months is just a sacrifice I have to make to keep my place at Man City.”
You don’t mention that no matter what he does to try and clean up his act, Manchester City won’t be keeping him around after his contract expires. He wouldn’t believe you anyway, but even if he did you doubt he’d be all that willing to continue with this facade.
“More fun for me then,” you say instead, returning the smug smirk he’d given you earlier.
He glares.
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footballfansofficial UPDATE: Manchester City Forward Garrett Ward once again seen out in public with girlfriend and Formula One photographer Y/N L/N! The couple were caught sharing a romantic evening for the first time on the 5th of January, and have once again been spotted Saturday, the 20th, following Ward and L/N’s public posts on social media platform, Instagram. Ward has reportedly been making progress with his injury recovery, and is speculated to be rejoining the team on the pitch in February if all continues to go well. As the 2024 Formula One season draws nearer, it’s also expected that L/N will be returning to her McLaren roots, after working with Manchester City to photograph their winter training, which leaves fans wondering how their relationship will fare. Check the link in our bio for the full article!
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user i’m starting to warm up to the idea of them as a couple… 👀👀👀
user I WAS SO CONVINCED SHE WAS WITH LANDO NORRIS??? WERE THEY NOT EVER TOGETHER??? 🤯
↳ user i don’t think they were which is super shocking bc she posts him all the time on insta
↳ user i mean?? that’s technically her job?? as a photographer for mclaren she takes and posts pictures of the mclaren drivers. if you scroll across her feed she also has a lot of oscar from 2023, and carlos and daniel from their years with the team. she’s been working with manchester city recently too and has been posting the players as well. it’s just that she’s worked with lando the longest consecutively so ofc her account is gonna have him posted more than the others
↳ user LET ME BE DELUSIONAL I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO CUTE 😭😭
user i really wish garrett would actually focus on his career instead of dating women bro’s contract ends at the end of the season and he doesn’t even seem bothered
user MAN CITY RE-SIGN GARRETT WARD 2024 🩵🩵🩵
user i hope the long distance makes them break up
↳ user me toooooo that bitch needs to get away from my man
↳ user he’s too good for her
↳ user be so fucking fr, she’s never had a scandal in her entire career but garrett ward has had dozens in just the past few years. if anyone is too good, it’s her 🙄
user MCLAREN WCC 2024 🧡🏁 AND MAN CITY TREBLE WINNERS 2024 🩵⚽️
user don’t hate me but i totally thought garrett ward was gay
↳ user ah, yes, most notorious casanova, known for his many nightly escapades with women, that’s 100% proof that he’s gay
↳ user idk that was just the vibe i got
↳ user be so fucking fr 💀💀
user will city even want to re-sign him after the season is up?? he’s been on loan for the majority of his contract anyway, playing in the championship of all things, and now he’s back but he’s missed a majority of the season cuz of an injury. i personally don’t think garrett ward stands a chance against the current starting forwards, so even when he’s recovered who’s to say he’ll play in any matches?? just seems like a waste for city to keep him around if he isn’t even being used
user if ward is actually cleaning up his act then good for him
↳ user real. all these ppl acting like she's suddenly changing him into a whole new person against his will, but none of them have stopped to think that maybe he WANTS to change.
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━━ a/n: i did it! got this part done so much faster AND i didn't wanna rage while i did it 😌 feeling pretty proud of myself for that. anyways! hope you all enjoy!
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sojuseoltang · 1 year
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what kinda porn i think txt watches
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a/n: i’m back!! probably not for long tho 😋
Soobin
Definitely watches hentai. Like not even a question. He’s an anime enjoyer and I’ve never met an anime enjoyer who isn’t at least to an extent a hentai enjoyer too.
Femdom stuff makes sense for him too. I can’t really explain why but I think I don’t need to either.
I also picture him watching porn focused on the female orgasm. Like softer porn targeted towards women? Maybe I’m giving him too much credit here. 🤷
Gangbangs no comment
Yeonjun
Disclaimer I think Yeonjun is kinky 😋
Like a bondage situation wouldn’t surprise me. Like artfully, finely crafted bondage
BBW & I won’t take criticism
 Probably has a thing for Anal too
I also feel like he feels kinda bad about it but he likes hardcore porn. Girls getting fucked within an inch of their life, hard and fast, going cross eyed and shit.
Beomgyu
Beomgyu’s a strange one I feel like
Could be into foot stuff perhaps 🤔 Like I could be wrong but I get the notion
Perhaps also teacher-student role play type of content or even step-sis porn 😭
Milf lol
POV porn like sloppy toppy vids where the dude just films the girl chokin’ on his meat 😔
Taehyun
He’s a sophisticated man
Lesbian porn
Not to discriminate but the man probably has height issues so petite girls are on the list
Might also be an ethical porn stan
Japanese 🤷
Kai
Also femdom definitely but a little less rough than Soobin likes it
Amateur porn like filmed by real couples on a phone?? He likes it realistic
Solo girl vids of girlies making themselves cum with toys & stuff 💕
Generally pretty open and none offensive but I do think he likes big titties 🤷 might be biased but yk
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Dunno if you’ve already done this and you don’t have to, but how about m!greaser casually giving the gang + Shepard siblings the ultimate princess treatment??
I’m talking like MAJOR princess treatment. Holding doors without asking, popping off beer caps, lighting cigs with his own lighter, bridal-carrying them away from a rumble when they’re hurt, etc etc. m!greaser isn’t even teasing abt it too, he’s genuinely just a whole ass gentleman
Of course anon!!! I love this request 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️
Ponyboy Curtis
-he’s surprised whenever you start treating him like damn royalty
-honored but surprised
-he loves the treatment he gets from you
-he always makes sure to say thank you
-he loves leaning on your shoulder when you carry him back from getting hurt
-he reads you stories that you fall asleep to as a way of saying thanks
-the other greasers tease him so hard about it tho
-he would do the same things for you that you do for him (:
Johnny Cade
-wow
-he’s like so not used to people treating him with baseline kindness or respect
-so you goin get extra more to do these things
-to light his cigarette, always make sure he has a place to stay for the night, bridal carry him at the slightest injury
-he’s pretty grateful
-also gets pretty flustered whenever you do it
-always says a quiet, “thank you” with a tiny smile
Sodapop Curtis
-he’s often overlooked as the middle Curtis sibling
-and he’s really only used to people doing things for him
-well, because he’s pretty. He has pretty privilege and he knows that
-and whenever you do these things for him
-just because he’s sodapop
-it’s what makes him give you genuine grins
-not his fake, charming demeanor that he so often carries
-but a genuine smile is what you bring to his face when you do these things
-and he’ll kiss your cheek 😊
Darry Curtis
-he does the same thing tbh
-most gentlemanly out of all of them
-you two are so mutually so sweet to each other
-but it backfires sometimes because you both want to do the same nice things for each other
-probably the most stable couple
-I really ship yall personally
-you guys would spend like 45 minutes fighting over who pays the bill at dates though 💀💀
Dallas Winston
-the least gentlemanly
-bro just does not think about much other than his own surroundings
-💀💀
-but he would definitely smirk whenever you do those things for him
-“Well ain’t you a doll, y/n?”
-that’s kinda the most thanks you’ll get 💀
-deep down he’s grateful but it takes him MONTHS of dating for him to even mutter thanks
-would not let you carry him though
-his egos too heavy anyway 😔
Two Bit Mathews
-he’d make jokes
-it’s two bit what do you expect
-but like jokes of affection
-really cheesy
-If you lit his cigarette “Y’know what else you set on fire? My heart.”
-if you carried him “Givin’ me a preview of the wedding hm? I see you…”
-and ur like two bit you literally broke your ankle
-but he’s actually really grateful whenever you do those things for him
-🫶
Steve Randle
-he would act nonchalant about it
-but he would totally care
-and brag to Sodapop about you and all you do for him
-and would try to kind of pay you back by spending his free time always upgrading or working on your car
-but he still mutters thank you to you
-but shows his full gratitude in other ways
Tim Shepard
-he’s absolutely not used to this
-he’s pretty smug whenever you do it though
-and definitely shows you off for it
Curly Shepard
-he would definitely be smug in a similar way to him
-like heh yeah my baby treats me like a goddamn king
-he would kiss you in front of anyone every time you do something for him
Angela Shepard
-she’s so cute
-she’s so grateful because most of the guys she’s dated have been dicks to her
-and when you come along and treat her like a princess she wants to cry tbh
-she gives you so many hugs n kisses
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yae-energy · 10 months
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“you like my hair?” pt2: 2 fast 2 furious
synopsis: what i think their favorite hairstyles would be
cast: megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, nobara kugisaki
cw: nword usage
a/n: LMAOO,,, anyways here’s pt2 cause i had fun making the first part. def had to redo some of these cause tumblr aint save my draft 🖕🏽. there most def will be a pt3
megumi - bantu knots
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- loves them (and for obvious reasons these shits cute asf)
- lwk doesn’t comprehend how your hair even stays like that without unraveling or smth so whenever you’re doing your hair he just watches you like:
👁️ 👁️
- like damn my nigga back up 😭
- mf will literally be taking notes so he can learn how to do your hair, that way you don’t gotta “abandon him” so someone else can do your hair
- be watching them yt tutorials while he tries to practice on an olddddd doll gojo got tsumiki
- whenever he goes over to your house he tries to be all sneaky and goes through all your products so he can see what you use the most and stock up on it at his house
- gets shy when he asks gojo to take him to your favorite hair store cause that mf can’t keep his mouth closed to save his life
- genuinely thinks you look so mesmerizing, esppp with your edges done
- it’s so classy to him 🤷🏽‍♀️
- i also think he’d really loveeeee finger waves
- bro will start barking and acting a fool
- reminds him of a mermaid
yuji - natural locs
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- don’t get him started (me too dawg 😔)
- he don’t even know where to start
- loves how soft they look
- loves loves lovessss when you add little accessories like beads and stuff
- helps you retwist your hair
- cause what nigga finna be touchin all his his lady head???? he’s not a fan of that
- his favorite loc style is the half up half down two ponytails (iykyk 🤷🏽‍♀️)
- lovesssss when you 2 strand twist them
- also loves the curly look
- if you threaten to comb them out bro will start HOLLERING
- like ofc you can do wtv with your hair but he just loves your locs
- smells the loc gel
nobara - wash n’ go’s
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- it’s efficient and she’s all about efficiency
- even if the actual wash day itself takes hours 😭
- thats ok tho!
- she’s absolutely in love with your curls like omgggg
- loves when you do puffs cause she thinks they’re just so simple and cute
- like you can never go wrong with a puff
- also doesn’t mind slick backs but knows all that gel prob isn’t good for your hair and it makes her worried LOL
- ESP LOVES TWIST/BRAID OUTS
- the curl definition just be so immaculate
- after you finish your hair she takes a bunch of pictures to post
- takes you out as a treat cause wash days be so tiring
- cleans up all your stuff when you’re done cause you alr did so much work, she knows them arms are tired 😔
- lwk is surprised you aren’t a damn body builder by now
- asks if she can help detangle your hair
- makes sure to be real gentle incase you’re tender headed
- is always showing you a style she saw somewhere and asks if you can try it out on your hair
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turtlesundaes · 2 months
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MARCH FOR RAPH DAY EIGHT AND NINE!!!!
I wrote it this time :>
As soon as the mad dogz entered the main area of the lair Raph grabbed Leo by the shell and took him the the living room.
“Hey! What gives?!” Leo complained
“You know what gives so don’t give Raph that tone.” Raph grumbled as he dropped Leo on their dads chair, luckily or- very unluckily, today was one of those days where he stays in bed all day.
“You know we said to stop throwing yourself at danger.” The snapper huffed as he too sat in front of Leo on the floor.
“But that’s what we do! Isn’t that what heroes are supposed to do?!” Leo nearly screamed. Raph was hitting a nerve, though, he never knew what in specific until it was too late.
“No, heroes are supposed to asses the situation beforehand! Not just run in without a plan, with the super big chance of getting really hurt!” Raph was a hypocrite, Raph knew that. But he knew he was stronger than his brothers, plus, he was never any good at plans anyway. That’s why Leo’s the leader now.
“How would you know??? You’ve never made a good plan in your life! And to mention, I’m the leader now!!! Your supposed to listen to me! It’s like we’re kids all over again! It’s like you still don’t trust me!!!” Leo was standing now, waving his arms all over the place.
Raph didn’t have to stand, being Leo’s height when he sat. Though he was getting riled up he stood up as well.
“How am I supposed to trust you after what you did!? Huh? How am I supposed to trust that you won’t put your life in danger after what you did during the invasion!?” What are you doing Raph-
“We’ll your one to talk! Nobody said anything when you used to do it, even before the invasion!!” Leo retorted without hesitation. It stung but somehow he managed to ignore it long enough.
Raph flinched, he forgot all about that. All those missions where he would throw himself over his brothers, run into falling buildings to cover them.
“That’s because I’m the shield, Leo. I can take it. You on the other hand were bedridden for months!!” Raph’s tone changed slightly. He knew what he was saying was so wrong.
“You think your the only shield here? I’m just as responsible as you! Don’t talk to me until you get that.” And with that Leo walked out, not letting Raph get even one more word in.
Raph just stood there in silence. It felt like hours but we’re just a few minutes. He walked out, headed to his room.
He threw himself into his pillow pile. ‘What’s wrong with me?’ He thought, his tail curling up around him as he cried himself to sleep.
NOW I GET TO TALK ABT MY POV ON THIS !!!
Raph and Leo obviously know what their doing during this but both feel equally guilty, we just see Raph’s POV during it all. Im surprised they didn’t get physical tho as I assume they have before.
My apologies for not doing much with day nine’s prompt tho 😔 I’m just now realizing I wrote a Leo Raph argument.
This is also the first time I post actual writing and not poems b4, I am very new to it so I accept any criticism bc I wanna get gooder !!! I did however didn’t know how to end the one shot so criticism on that specifically is deeply appreciated bc idk if I pulled it off-
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skywxikers · 1 month
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Do you think Hunter is going to die? If so, how do you think it happens?
If not Hunter, do you think anyone else will? Who and why or why not?
Id put this as anon but youd know who i am anyway
OH MY GOD YES WE TALKED AB THIS
this is a giant rant sorry u have to read all this jesse
i’m not 100% sure if hunter is going to die, but out of the whole batch i’d say he’s the most likely to. this is bc wrecker already got injured in the marauder explosion, if he were to get killed off after even tho he was revealed to be ok, that would be not the best writing. i also don’t think cross would die, he’s still developing as a character and going thru his redemption arc and healing (both physically and mentally). omega is essential to the plot bc of the m count transfer and needs to be kept alive, so she’ll live as well.
that leaves hunter, and his death would make sense. he’s the leader of the batch, but i saw another post on here (i couldn’t find the user sadly) saying that his character is somewhat flat, and i’d agree. throughout the seasons, hunter’s only purpose has been to lead his brothers and take care of them; he doesn’t have any goals of his own. during the clone wars, his loyalty was to the republic, after the empire rose it was to his brothers, and omega when she joined. after omega was taken, hunter was noticeably thinner and less like himself. i wouldn’t chalk up his lack of development to bad writing, as the writers have done amazing, imo, when it comes to all the other characters EVEN BATCHER who’s an animal. that being said, i wouldn’t be surprised if hunter’s death is used to push the others’ development.
as for how he’ll die, he seems like the self sacrificing type. project necromancer is somewhat successful, bc the palpy clones are a thing, meaning omega will be affected. that will prob escalate into the final fight. something ab the oldest brother keeping his sister safe, letting her have a chance and live a life he couldn’t (since omega isn’t in any other star wars projects taking place after so i’m assuming she stops fighting)
but ngl i hope no one dies (wishful thinking tho 😔) and hunter gets to discover himself, what he wants, and be selfish for once.
if u disagree tho feel free to lmk, i love hearing other ppls opinions :D
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yeyayeya · 5 months
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My reaction to TGCF Season 2 Ep 8 (Part 4)
*novel spoilers*
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“I can’t say I’m surprised, but I’m disappointed”
Xie Lian’s face here omg
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LITTLE PEI!!
Hey boy haven’t seen you since like Episode 1, how are you? Get him to Ban Yue guys he lonely 😔
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HIS CURSING IS BEEPED OUT OMG HAHAHA
This bitch. That has to be the funniest shit ever stop I fucking love this
Qi Rong just continue being… whatever the fuck you are. Don’t change
No but if this is what happens every time Qi Rong speaks, I am so here for it
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Oh honey (he wants to beat the shit out of QR, which, understandable)
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Chibis? Right now? It’s always at the most random times, but I’m not complaining
Ok but he’s somewhat right about them, except not in the way he worded it. Also never insult Ling Wen, Shi Qingxuan, and Quan Yizhen in front of me, you hear? I will forever protect them
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Not Xie Lian just going “Sigh, this bitch was always like this” while Hua Cheng looks like he is about to go apeshit (understandable)
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Uh oh
Ok but why does Qi Rong’s voice sound kind of… hot when he isn’t yelling or screaming. When he’s calm, it’s somewhat soothing. Wait no I need help.
Ok but this makes me look so forward to the English dub. They better cast someone good that matches Qi Rong’s energy in their voice
And I forgot that he was the one to start the rumor of Pei Ming wanting to replace QYZ with Little Pei as the Western Martial God. QYZ does not give a shit tho so that’s not gonna start anything
Ok but I find it funny how QR addresses Pei Ming as “Stallion Pei”
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blair-the-juggalho · 1 year
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Hey, Blair! Can I please request the ericson gang x clem with an s/o who bites to show their affection/love? like they're sitting in their room just all quiet and in silence and reader is all happy and doesn't know how to express it with words so they just bites them (not hard enough to hurt them) on their like arm or shoulder?
Thank you, my lovely Blair Blair <3
AWWWW LITERALLY LOVE THAT AND ANYTHING FOR U LANA!<<33
TWDG Ericsson gang plus clem with an S/O who bites to show affection
Clementine
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She was very surprised and low key startled lmao!
She was just sat down having a good time relaxing and then she felt something bite her
Now she started to panic out of instinct and she quickly looked down at her arm
Well It was just you…huh 🧍‍♀️
She sighed and laughed before very gently biting your hand back and wiping any saliva off her shoulder lmao
She honestly finds it very cute!
However it does take her a while to get use to it, because being bit was not something good out there yk
But after she gets use to it she loves when you do it and she will get you back
Violet
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She was totally confused
One moment you two where having a lovely time together
And she turns to you, just going to give you a quick and simple kiss on the cheek
And what does she see and feel?
CHOMP
Did you just bite her? Did you turn without her knowing?
You look up and give her a huge grin
Ok wtf?
She’s half laughing and half about to throw you into space
She’d ask why tf you chose to do that and you’d explain your self
She laughs and rolls her eyes
She’d give you a big hug
She low key loves it lmao even if it makes her clothes all slimy 😔
Mitch
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This man was so fucking confused
Like he was just chilling with you
Everything is perfect (minus the undead walking about eating people)
Then he felt someone bite him
This instantly put him in attack mode
Until he realised it was just you
“Ow!- Right!-…oh…wtf was that for 🤨”
You give him a cheeky grin then explain
“Ohhhhhh…”
He takes a few minutes to process it before gently and playfully pushing you away
“Grate, now I have your slobber on me.”
He acts annoyed but he does love it really lmao
Marlon
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He low key loves it!
You two where just enjoying each other’s company
Then chomp! U bit him!
He was shocked at first
Then he looked at you and burst out laughing
He’d hug you and ask you about it
And once your explain he just kisses you
He’d give you a very small bite back and just laugh about it lmaoo
He finds it very cute <3
Louis
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He’s much like Marlon on this one, he loves it!
At first when you did it, he was just like
“Ow! Well…rude.”
He’s smiling tho so he isn’t mad!
Then you explain your self
“Ohhh! Well in that case-!”
Then he most definitely bites you back
You both burst out laughing and now it’s become your thing
You both now bite each other when your happy
If anyone sees it they think you’ve gone mental
But it makes you two laugh so who cares!
Aasim
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Confused is the most minimal way to express his feelings lmao
When he felt a bite man screamed
He literally looks at you like this “😱😨😰”
He asks you like a million questions about it all at once
You really spooked this man huh?
You calm him down and explain
“😰…🤨…😠”
He acts all annoyed by it and will also complain about how unhygienic it is
But he does love it and will wrap an arm around you and give you a little squeeze to show you he’s not really mad
Omar
This man is quite concerned by he loves it
He obviously doesn’t expect it at first!
I mean your. Orb just sitting there, and then all of a sudden you bite him
And he’s to shocked to speak
After a few minutes he’d ask you about it in the most respectful way he can
And you explain again
And then he totally calms down
“Oh ok. :)”
He loves it lmao
Ruby
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She likes it!
Obviously only when u do it gently lmao
When you first do it she gives you a shocked look but starts laughing
“Now what was that for! That wasn’t very nice!”
She’s only messing with you tho
Afterwards she will bite you back
Cheeky sods, the lot of yous.
Brody
She thinks it’s cute!
This girl was totally worried when you first do it!
Like it totally spooked her :(
But after you calmed her down and explain she relaxed a bit
She definitely feels more at peace now
And she starts giggling
I doubt she’d bite you back but she’d gently pinch you lmao
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ultrone · 9 months
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This is really niche but I feel like bc we know Van only has her mom - who doesn’t seem that great - I imagine that like with her as an older sister, when their dad inevitably cancels last minute or just doesn’t show up (which is more disappointing for a younger sibling who doesn’t yet understand their dad is a deadbeat and their mom isn’t much better) Van (who isn’t surprised) always steps up and uses her own money to take you out to ice cream / rent a new movie (and probably calls the parents out on it too)
We don’t really know much of shauna’s home life other than that her parents are divorced and she lives with her mom, but I think she would be the same and would very much do what she could to shelter her sibling from it - but she probably wouldn’t call the parents out on it.
Feel like I just outed myself as a gay child from a broken home BUT what better place to share these thoughts
i agree with all u said pookie, van would def take you out herself, she’d prolly also try to make something up so that you don’t feel that bad (even tho u already know she’s lying cuz it happens so often) 😭 she’d be like “what if we see dad another day and hang out just the two of us,” when in reality, ur dad cancelled 😔
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and she’d definitely call them out 😭😭 shauna wouldn’t tho, u’re right; shauna would get very frustrated/pissed but would probably just angrily storm to her room and write it down on her journal lmaoooo she’d then drive you wherever you wanna go, and she would steal money from your mom’s wallet to pay for it cuz she’s petty af and holds grudges 🤣
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diorsluv · 3 months
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feather , part 33
“ no, duh ”
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trevorzegras whens the hard launch
→ lhughes_06 well don’t spoil the surprise
→ trevorzegras 😥
→ colecaufield whos gonna tell him
→ _quinnhughes not me
→ jackhughes def not me
→ yourusername i volunteer as tribute 🙋‍♀️
markestapa luke is a dumbass confirmed
→ lhughes_06 mark is a bully confirmed
→ markestapa 🤬
→ lhughes_06 😓
luca.fantilli remember when you used to post about the friend group? cuz i dont 😒
→ lhughes_06 i just wanna show of my gf 🙁
→ lhughes_06 is that so wrong 😔😔
→ luca.fantilli yes
→ lhughes_06 oh…
→ yourusername and i’m sure your gf wants to show you off too lhughes_06
→ lhughes_06 well if she did then i’d be very flattered
→ yourusername ah then you should be pretty flattered cuz i’m almost 100% positive she wants to
→ luca.fantilli CAN YOU TWO PLEASE FUCKING STOP 😭
username51 man im ngl ur girlfriends hot
→ lhughes_06 oh hell no BACK UP
→ username40 LMAOOO
elblue6 oh that’s great sweetie! when did you learn to cook?
→ jackhughes mom he still doesn’t know how to
→ lhughes_06 YES I DO
→ elblue6 did your best friend and newly turned girlfriend teach you?
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→ lhughes_06 MOM YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
→ _quinnhughes 💀
→ elblue6 oops
username88 ellen’s actually a fucking savage
→ username92 mama hughes 🫶
username13 i’m waiting for fuckin tmz to make some article about this shit
→ username7 GOODBYE NOT TMZ
username65 luke sweetie even my non hockey friends know about this shit.. you gotta step it up
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_quinnhughes bro thinks hes cooking just cuz he got a girl
→ lhughes_06 I COOKED SO HARD FYM
→ yourusername lukey ily but you did not cook whatsoever 😭😭
→ colecaufield we cooked for him
→ adamfantilli and burned 2 kitchens down in the process
→ lhughes_06 so what i’m hearing is you did more damage than i did
→ _alexturcotte 🤫🤫
dylanduke25 she literally doesn’t even like steak
→ lhughes_06 and how would you know that
→ dylanduke25 because she texted the group chat that like two years ago
→ lhughes_06 ACCORDING TO RESEARCH taste buds change about every 7 years soooo
→ edwards.73 dude she turned you into a nerd
→ yourusername on behalf of his gf THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NERD
→ markestapa 👀👀 yourusername
username22 he aint foolin anyone
username78 oh my god he can cook 😱😱😱
rutgermcgroarty but isn’t being able to cook like the bare minimum
→ lhughes_06 no……..(?)
→ yourusername YES IT IS 👏👏
→ lhughes_06 I MEAN YES IT IS
→ markestapa no it’s not 🙄🙄
→ yourusername i mean they jus gotta know the basics is what i’m saying yk
→ mackie.samo your man knows more than just the basics from what i’ve heard
→ yourusername yes he does 🤭🤭
→ dylanduke25 shit is that why i can’t get a date
adamfantilli i really thought you weren’t gonna post her 😔
→ lhughes_06 don’t be jealous man don’t worry
→ adamfantilli i’m not jealous 😕😕
→ mackie.samo idk you kinda do seem jealous
→ adamfantilli I’M NOT
→ luca.fantilli it’s okay bro let it out
→ yourusername awww adam do you want his attention 😣😣😣😣
→ adamfantilli stfu i KNOW you can’t be talking yourusername
→ yourusername oh ! 😃
→ markestapa LMFAOOO
username9 you live to torture us
username27 there’s no point in begging they’re never gonna do a hard launch
→ username66 it’s not like they need to
jamie.drysdale you’ve successfully shivered my timbers
→ lhughes_06 what 😥
→ jamie.drysdale my timbers are shivered as fuck
→ colecaufield LMAO
→ lhughes_06 I DON’T GET IT
→ jamie.drysdale i don’t need to see you two kissing on insta i already see it every day on ft
→ trevorzegras i mean at least you’re getting a show 🫣🫣
→ jamie.drysdale GOD NO
→ jamie.drysdale i’m going to vomit
→ jamie.drysdale never make that implication ever again
luca.fantilli what a jumpscare
→ lhughes_06 bro stop fucking hating 😒
→ luca.fantilli i can’t help myself
→ yourusername get off the fanboy agenda lu 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli fuck both of you
→ adamfantilli i think they’re already doing that luca.fantilli
→ yourusername MY GOD NO
username33 i don’t think they know what soft launch means anymore
_quinnhughes you didn’t even have the decency to put a trigger warning 😔
→ lhughes_06 wtf would it even say 😭
→ jackhughes tw happy couple
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yourusername shit’s feelin a little too soft now.. might have to switch it up 🫣
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markestapa are u saying what i think ur saying
markestapa ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING????
→ yourusername idk marky what do you think i’m saying 🫢
→ markestapa shut the fuck up dont tease me like this
→ yourusername you’re such a fan stop acting like you don’t know we’re already together 🙄🙄
→ markestapa thanks for crushing my dreams and aspirations🖕
jamie.drysdale i know you forced him to wear that shirt
→ yourusername WHAT NO I DIDN’T
→ trevorzegras lying is a sin ‼️
→ yourusername is it so hard for you to believe that maybe he just genuinely loves me 😔
→ jackhughes yes
→ _alexturcotte honestly it’s harder to believe that you genuinely love him
→ yourusername ARE YOU CALLING ME UNFAITHFUL??
→ colecaufield lmfaooo no we’re just saying he’s hard to love
→ _quinnhughes damn
→ lhughes_06 damn.
username65 HINTING AT A HARD LAUNCH??
→ yourusername am i?? 🙊
edwards.73 i don’t think you wanna hard launch him
→ yourusername why 😓
→ edwards.73 everyone’s gonna get jumpscared
→ lhughes_06 uncool bro. UNCOOL.
→ mackie.samo lukey boy you sound pretty offended as her “best friend”
→ lhughes_06 i’m just being a cool best friend and getting offended for her boyfriend WHO I’M SURE IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND SUPER HANDSOME
→ rutgermcgroarty okay buddy you do you
username21 OH MY GOD HARD LAUNCH RIGHT NOW
username73 FUCKING FINALLYYYY
lhughes_06 you’re actually so cute
→ yourusername my bf doesn’t approve of you go away ❌❌
→ lhughes_06 aw shucks
→ jackhughes AW SHUCKS??? 💀
→ rutgermcgroarty stop the glazing
→ luca.fantilli biggest dickrider i’ve ever seen
→ dylanduke25 literally hop off her dick bro
→ mackie.samo you guys smell that?? cuz i smell a d1 dickrider
→ trevorzegras bro folded so hard
→ _alexturcotte stay strong my brother
→ lhughes_06 shut the fuck upppp
username54 you’re killing me 😓
colecaufield are you stepping on his docs
→ yourusername they’re dupes 🙏🙏
→ lhughes_06 THEY ARE NOT DUPES
→ lhughes_06 i mean from what i’ve heard at least
→ _quinnhughes you’re fumbling this secret really hard
→ edwards.73 there’s nothing to fumble at this point 😭 _quinnhughes
→ markestapa bro has enough money to buy 100 pairs of doc martens and still gets the dupes
→ yourusername financial management!
adamfantilli it’s SUMMER. why did he buy you skates 😭😭
→ yourusername indoor rinks 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli use your brain little bro
→ rutgermcgroarty 🧠 adamfantilli
→ adamfantilli that’s.. not what people use that emoji for
→ rutgermcgroarty i know exactly what they use it for 😉😉
→ yourusername HUH????
→ lhughes_06 whats wrong with buying her skates during the summer 😐
_alexturcotte 🧱🚀
→ yourusername LMAOOO I READ THAT SO WRONG
→ _quinnhughes how the hell do you read it wrong it’s literally emojis?
→ dylanduke25 bricked up rocket?????? wtf is that
→ _quinnhughes never mind
→ mackie.samo it means hard launch dumbass 😒😒 dylanduke25
trevorzegras do you just tie a bow around everything and call it coquette now
→ yourusername that’s exactly what i do
→ trevorzegras oh 😰😰
→ mackie.samo SO COQUETTE 👺
→ colecaufield so coke ett!
→ jackhughes i thought it was pronounced coke-eh???
→ yourusername cocaine
→ jamie.drysdale oh.
→ markestapa novocaine yourusername
→ edwards.73 why are we naming drugs
→ rutgermcgroarty NOVACANE markestapa
→ dylanduke25 FRANK OCEAN 🥰
→ _alexturcotte what the hell is going on
username56 THE FLOWERS ARE SO CUTE
username29 does he spoil you
→ yourusername he does 🤭
_quinnhughes i see he’s treating my lil drizzy good
→ yourusername wtf u never call me that
→ _quinnhughes what’s wrong with calling you lil drizzy 😥😥
→ trevorzegras it’s MY nickname for her
→ yourusername ehhhh trevorzegras
→ trevorzegras shush now
→ trevorzegras AND PLAGIARISM IS ILLEGAL
→ _quinnhughes shut your face zegras
→ trevorzegras face is shut 🫡🫡
mackie.samo i flinched out of utter terror
→ yourusername next time i see you you’re gonna flinch cuz of my fist
→ mackie.samo okay then square up 😤
→ yourusername i got your sisters on speed dial
→ mackie.samo i got your brother and bf on speed dial 🙄🙄
→ yourusername but they can’t hit me or else my mommy will get mad
→ mackie.samo fucking cry baby
→ yourusername suck it 🤬
dylanduke25 is that book cinderella
→ yourusername only you would look closely enough to notice what book i’m reading 😭
→ dylanduke25 what can i say i love the details
→ yourusername mhm i bet the girls love you
→ dylanduke25 no actually they don’t 💔
→ yourusername aw duker it’s okay ily
→ dylanduke25 i bet your bf’s punching the air rn
→ yourusername he’s currently whining about you and laying on top of me 😃😃
username58 luke’s a clingy bf?!?! 🙉
jackhughes mom misses you
→ yourusername AW TELL HER I MISS HER MORE
→ _quinnhughes the ass kissing is crazy
→ yourusername shut up before i tag your mom
→ lhughes_06 mom’s trying to steal my girl 🤬
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→ jackhughes luke we all saw that you’re such a pussy
next chapter notes ) ITS SHORT I KNOW but after you know.. stuff……. happened i really wanted to get something out AND IT’S VALENTINES DAY SO HOW COULD I NOT i hope you guys had a great day, valentine or not!!
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strawbrygashez · 6 days
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Shane Carver Hcs even tho no one cares about the movie other than me 🥲
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•Very mentally ill. I feel like he has a long list of mental illnesses but the first ones that comes to mind are bpd and some kinda form of schizophrenia. (I would love to hear anyone else’s opinion on that tho) His intense alcohol & dr*g usage does not help with this in the slightest lol
He also has trauma due to his brother passing and his abusive father. He also has real bad abandonment issues. Forming the cult/black circle boys gave him this HUGE ego boost and a feeling of being wanted. It’s one of the reasons why he’s so intense about people not leaving the group (along side him just wanting to serve Satan as best as he can.. and one of his members leaving is basically saying he failed him so..)
•It’s already canon pretty much but he loves Kyle so fucking much. I think it scares Shane even with how much he loves him. Like once Kyle began to break the cults rules, Shane knew something was definitely ‘wrong’ when he didn’t feel much of anything other than disappointment. Like yeah he did keep saying if he leaves, he was gonna have to die basically but (MAJOR SPOILER): he couldn’t even bring himself to kill him in the end. He was struggling so much in his mind over his love for him, his pain of being betrayed, ‘Satan’ possibly being displeased with him, and trying to tell himself he has to make Kyle follow the ‘brotherhoods rules’ and what ever else which led to Kyle ultimately over powering him.
•Before the actual 100% believing in and worshipping Satan stuff, he genuinely just wanted to be in a cool metal band growing up. Due to his living situation however, he was never able to get a guitar until much later or was never able to take classes for it. (Rip my boy 😔 thinking he would be able to shred out of nowhere)
•He hates Kyles girlfriends(?) guts so much. He can’t bring himself to actually do much other than just to yell at her since she isn’t in the cult and he probably didn’t wanna piss Kyle off so early on.
They seemed to be on okay-ish terms until she got all seriously flirty with Kyle. It wouldn’t have surprised me if he banned her from coming to any more of their ‘parties’ 💀
•He’s always a little shit but it’s even worse when he’s able to get Kyle to leave his gf behind to hang out with him instead. This loser will literally do this emoji face: 😋 at her before he puts a hand on Kyle’s back as they walk away together. He loves seeing her get pissy over Kyle not leaving him even tho she keeps telling him to.
•HE DYES HIS HAIR BLACK EVERYONE!! 🗣️ He would never let Kyle help him dye it until they start dating tho.. it’s too embarrassing and one of his ‘dark secrets’ otherwise 0-0
•He would have only ever genuinely tried to get better if he’d gotten with Kyle. I think Kyle would have made him agree to a couple things before they start dating. Like Shane can’t be unnecessarily cruel to Rory and people who genuinely did nothing to them. (Sometimes he lets it slide if it’s Shane being mean to strangers because eh. It’s Shane and that’s just him but he’s worried about Shane’s safety and just doesn’t see the point in fucking around with innocent people)
Shane obviously wouldn’t be perfect tho.. and wouldn’t try to start seeing a therapist or get on meds until much later on. I think the only thing that would make Shane actually see the point in changing how he is, is if Kyle stayed with him thru all his fuck ups bc that means Kyle does see something in him.. a glimmer of hope. Otherwise Kyle would have gave up real early on.
•Shane has no interest in ladies at all. He only called Kyles gf a ‘babe’ early on because he just wanted to come off all cool.
•I think Shane would have gave Kyle a lot of his old clothes or just lets him borrow them. Like I’m sure Kyle had bits and pieces of those gothic outfits he wore real early on but I think once Shane saw he was dressing more alternatively, he offered him some old stuff he doesn’t wear anymore. Like probably specifically his old more masculine clothes.
•If they were dating… bro sneaks into Kyle’s room from that window above his bed almost every night. (Kyle leaves it unlocked specifically for him) Shane especially loves the nights where both of Kyle’s parents are out because he’s able to convince Kyle to turn on some extreme metal as loud as his cd player can go and do some goofy ass moshing around his bedroom with him.
When they aren’t in the mood to be goofy, and maybe Kyle just needs a place to chill or calm down, Shane will just lay next to Kyle on his bed and not talk.. he likes those peaceful moments where Kyle is spooning him or playing with his hair while he’s zoned out more than he will admit..
•If he gave a shit about people knowing he’s gay (I can’t decide if either of them would care or not) I wanna see Rory accidentally walk in on the two kissing or something and be like “Oh! People were right about you two :3 it’s okay! I support! My cousin on my moms side has two dads-” and Shane just cuts him off by telling him if he says anything about what he just saw, he’s getting kicked out of the cult 💀 He’d also be pissed if he heard ppl spreading a rumor about them being together too… BUT I do like the idea that neither of them would care. They have each other so it doesn’t matter.
•CRINGE WARNING. One of their teachers calls Shane, Froggie (I’m pretty sure at least. I had no subtitles but it makes sense if u have seen the movie 🥲) AND I LOVE THINKING ABOUT Kyle calling him that to mess with him. Shane is already mad his name isn’t some demons name.. so FROGGIE…. IT MAKES HIM PISSED AF. Not really. He likes it only from Kyle.
•If Kyle would let him, he’d definitely paint his nails for him. Shane’s heart is beating out of his chest bc he’s holding Kyles hand but he’ll act allllllllll cool like normal.
•He loves watching Kyle swim :3 he has to keep telling him to join the schools swim team tho because he knows it will piss Kyle off. It’s worth getting splashed with water & his makeup messing up to see Kyle reactions.
•I think Kyle’s mom would like Shane tbh.. if he acted how he does when it’s just him and Kyle anyways! I can see him being really polite to her. It takes everything in him not to attack Kyle’s dad tho. Like he’s heard how Kyle doesn’t like him much already but when he sees and hears how he treats him while he’s over even.. he’s gripping the knife they gave him for dinner so hard.
Oh yeah Kyle hates Shane’s dad too!!!
•K + S, in a heart shape, is carved into one of the trees at the cults meet up spot.
•While I’m not sure if I hc Shane having ocd.. he can get kinda real serious about other people not messing up his stuff & he tried to land the dates for cult meetings on specific days, at specific times for one specific reason or another.
•Shane’s ‘inspo’ for the cults symbol was that he already had that carved into his shoulder before he even started the cult. He gave it to himself with a razor during an episode. And since he has abandonment issues, he thought what better way to always be connected to someone than a matching scar in the same exact place.
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mariailoveyou-guerin · 3 months
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considering what’s happening in Congo right now that joke about kids making 📱where they are literally d wording over so y’all/we can have 📱 electronic devices isn’t funny #AbbottElementary hit hard making light jokes out of kids d wording a whole country suffering not funny!
stan twt yt feminist people get so sensitive when comedians make a Taylor goes through men like menteos jokes but they don’t care or think this is uncalled poor choice just disgusting joke consider how kinds in Congo are literally d wording over what was said #AbbottElementary
idk but I feel like #AbbottElementary losing it’s quality and might be since that man Eddie was on the list of that celebrities not calling for ceasefire but now making these kinds jokes while a nation suffers and a silent gen*ciode is going on yeah Abbott lost it completely 😔
lost the plot and it’s quality went down hard can’t even enjoy it anymore why I watch it illegal! I’m very disappointed but not surprised at the of the day people in Hollywood gonna be what they are disgusting only look out for themselves at the expense suffering of others always
I mean what was the funny part where was I supposed to laugh? at the fact kids are literally dying giving us these things is the funny part? is their suffering and silent genioci*de daily massacre after physical torture and starvation and hydration the funny part I genuinely felt so sick to my stomach still do and abott is my show I’m just so disappointed and so disgusted! glad they not getting the same hype as they did before and they lost their sweep at award shows thanks to the bear I can’t believe I’m saying this and it’s against a black show and black writers but go white man show and writer take everything if they think people suffering and dying is funny! don’t know how I feel about watching this show anymore or how I feel about supporting it and them even tho I like it bc of Ava give me advice please I’m conflicted and I feel horrible about it! obviously I’m not watching it legally ever again
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Can I request giving Charles a NYC tour? I’m from NY and I would gladly do all the touristy stuff for him xx (even tho tourists walk slow😔)
Also new to your blog so hello!
i have no idea how long this has been sitting in my inbox but welcome to my blog bestie!!
charles would be so excited to do all the touristy stuff
and you’re more than happy to go with him to all the attractions
you take him to the met, the statue of liberty, times square, the empire state building, all of that
and he loves every single place
he seems like he would like taking pictures of everything
and he’ll want you to be in those pictures!!
telling where to pose so he can get a perfect shot (mainly of you)
“beautiful!”
“charles the camera isn’t even focused on the statue of liberty. all you see is me and a green blur in the background.”
“that’s cause you’re the real attraction.”
omg and he’d plan a cute little picnic date for you in central park!!
“i thought i was supposed to be the one planning things today,” you say when he surprises you with the set up
“well i had to do something nice for my tour guide.”
just a nice, relaxing date where the two of you people watch and enjoy being with each other
and after his trip, he’d pull a pierre and post a photo dump
but literally all of his photos would be of you so no one would even be able to tell that he was on a trip in new york
when you tell him this, he just gives you a cheeky smile
“looks like you’ll have to spend another day with me and take me on another tour of the city so i can retake those photos then.”
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