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muzsmoux · 11 hours

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Reviewing tgcf characters because I have thoughts

I finished S2 recently and I need somewhere to put my not exactly hot but like warm (?) takes because it's taking up too much storage space in my brain.

🤍 Xie Lian 🤍

It's a good thing I'm not into guys because if I was I would be on my knees for this man in every sense of that expression and his pet menace to society would mince me up like garlic.

So I'll try to be brief about my overflowing feelings about him. Xie Lian is the best main character I have come across in a WHILE. He's the embodiment of compassion and kindness. And also a cold blooded murderer. A babygirl. A father figure. A terrifying martial god. A silly little guy. A pathological liar. The most genuine man you'll ever meet. He's everything, and Hua Cheng is 100% valid in his obsession. I'm right there with him.

Rating: 10/10

❤️ Hua Cheng ❤️

Idk if we ever figured out who wrote My Immortal but I'm pretty sure we have our culprit.

"Hi my name is Hua Cheng Crimson Rain Sought Flower Red-Robed Ghost King and this is my evil weapon of death E-ming. I've killed soooo many gods with it!! My dark power is I can summon storms of BLOOD and SUFFERING. I have my own scary city of DEMONS and they all love me and think I'm HOT but I only want my BOYFRIEND who's the only REAL GOD so STOP FLAMING HIM YOU POSERS-"

Needless to say I love him. Being the 8 time winner of the Loverboy of the Century Awards with unbeatable records in the yearning olympics is truly a remarkable feat.

Rating: 9/10

(Bonus: E-ming. Cute little guy. Likes his stepdad more than his real dad. Not afraid to show it's feelings even if it makes it look like a muppet, 10/10)

🧡 Feng Xin & Mu Qing 🧡

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum gets a shared rating because they would hate to be grouped together like that and that's funny to me. Their dynamic is great, they're good characters, I wasn't sure which one was which until midway through the second season. But then also I have a pair of 7yo twin cousins who I still can't tell apart despite them not looking even a slight bit similar so that might just be a character flaw on my end. Oops.

Rating: 7/10

🩵Shi Qingxuan🩵

I'm doubling the rating because she is best boy and best girl at the same time. I love that I can use any and all pronouns for him because he's literally a pride parade personified and therefore all of them are correct. You don't get that type of chaotic fun just anywhere.

He is truly living my dream, presenting as whatever gender they want depending on what's more convenient and/or funnier in the moment. Super useful, for things like gathering intel and terrorizing Feng Xin by being a woman.

And I personally think we should crown her the new emperor. She'd look significantly better on that throne, with her Barbie-like radiance and flourishing Kenergy.

Rating: 20/10

🖤 Ming Yi 🖤

Listen, I hate to say it because I like a sunshine x grump moment as much as the next gay but he's just... not giving what he thinks he's giving. Everyone is whispering ominously about him having some dark devastating secret but MY point is no matter how big his boobs are in his female form, Shi Qingxuan could do better. I'm sorry. She really could.

Rating: 4/10

💙 Lang Qianqiu 💙

Just an honest man with good intentions and a sickass fucking sword. He did NOT hesitate to attack the infamous Crimson Rain Sought Flower on SIGHT and I respect a quick decisionmaker, even if it shows some himbo tendencies. He also has the same distinct energy as Fred from Scooby Doo.

Rating: 6/10

💚 Qi Rong 💚

He's got some odd dietary and moral choices going on. Definitely. But he's just such a fun villain!!! Being Xie Lian's nr 1 source of migraines SHOULD make me like him less but I'm sorry, every time he was on screen I was LIVING. He would do numbers on reality TV. Someone put this guy on Kitchen Nightmares, I need to see him 1v1 Gordon Ramsay.

Rating: 7/10

🌚 Jun Wu 🌚

He has his emperor status & DILF card going for him but something about this man just ain't right. If he came to a party I was attending I would cover my drink is all I'm saying.

Rating: 2/10

🔥Pei Ming🔥

I don't know much about him besides he had that one shady empolyee or whatever (could not hear the plot over the deafening sound of Hua Cheng's yearning) but I'm partial to a good manwhore character. The thought of people praying to him like "Hugh Mungus, who art in heaven-" really tickles me.

I know he's probably straight but I headcanon him as at the very least bi-curious because you can't be that hot with that much game and not use it for evil. (That evil being causing large scale gay awakenings among his soldiers.)

Rating: 7/10

❓Pei Xiu❓

Unreliable, unimportant, unattractive, unemployed.

I remember not a singular thing about him besides fucking up Xie Lian's daughter's life and also being on my last nerve from the jump. If you're going to be evil at like least be memorable about it, you know? You can't be a bad person and a bad character at the same time. Pick a struggle.

Rating: 1/10

📚 Ling Wen 📚

I heard she committed some war crimes but honestly if I had to do an entire realm's tax returns by myself AND teach Pei Ming how to read (I refuse to believe that man is literate, just look at him) I would want to rage on occasion too. I hope she has a hot wife waiting for her at home to give her massages after carrying the whole system on her back all day. It's what she deserves.

Rating: 8/10

Thank you for reading!! Opinions might change once I read the books but as of now this is it. Remembering everyone's names has been a journey and a half so this post is sponsored by @kirstenly 's character cheat sheet go look at it! and everything else too!!!

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #shi qingxuan #ming yi #lang qianqiu #qi rong #jun wu #pei ming #pei xiu #ling wen #sorry for the long post #im just obsessed

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dyouevendraw · 2 days

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I have had an uncontrollable urge to draw Qi Rong in a mini skirt and thigh highs for over two weeks, where is this energy coming from? What is this fandom doing to me?

#i like it #don't get me wrong #I may have become unhinged #art #tgcf #danmei #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #Qi Rong #text post #random

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crimson-chains · 3 months

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Xie Lian is very patient, but, even that has its limits! XD

#Heaven Official's Blessing #TGCF #Xie Lian #Hualian #Hua Cheng #Qi Rong #fan art #my art

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bloodysparklez · 3 months

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wake up babe, hua cheng saying "as you wish" in the new tgcf dub episode just dropped

#tgcf #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf fanart #qi rong #he xuan #princess bride au #I REBLOGGED W MORE OF THIS AU - PLS CHECK THE REBLOGS OR MY ACC IF U WANNA SEE MORE #someone did a dub over of the he xuan doodle and its the best thing thats ever happened to me #kieran lastname and james cheek i owe u my life

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popsigills · 6 months

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got the template from @oshikasa

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fukurodowlni · 2 months

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tgcf as shitposts vol. 8

#heaven official's blessing #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #shi qingxuan #ming yi #beefleaf #mu qing #qi rong #he xuan #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #idk these are just so much fun to do i am unstoppable

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maedre13 · 4 months

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TGCF is a comedy, actually

#i can keep memeing all night long #but i should not i am running on 4 hours of sleep and the glee of having bought all remaining tgcf books #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #mu qing #feng xin #he xuan #jun wu #tgcf #qi rong #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #maedre13

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scentofmint · 3 months

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Slavic AU

He's Baba Yaga

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #qi rong

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kimbapchan · 1 month

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TGCF Reversed AU - Gege is so smart! (And sus, according to Qi Rong)

#danmei #mtxt #hualian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #god hua cheng #calamity xie lian #martial god qi rong #qi rong #he xuan #shi qingxuan #tgcf reversed au

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ghostclowning · 4 months

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#tgcf #qi rong #he is my toxic bbygirl #so what if he eats humans we all have bad habits #my wife qi rong

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cabbage-shack · 2 months

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I am LIVING for the head cannon going around that Xie Lian has actually lost it centuries ago and his beautiful husband, Hua Cheng the Crimson Rain Sought Flower Ghost King himself, is actually a putrefied abomination/horrific creature of the night and he just doesn't see it.

BUT! Why leave the other calamity ghosts out of this fun filled horror fest??