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Akutagawa is one of my favorite bsd characters because despite having the coolest deadliest ability in the whole show he still manages to exude the same pathetic energy as a raccoon trying to wash cotton candy in a stream for the first time.

#i want to put him in an appropriate size enclosure with proper enrichments #maybe that would help #bungou stray dogs #bsd #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd akutagawa

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Have you heard? The Ghost King cuts his sleeve!

#losing my fucking mind #this is everything #my favorite ancient euphemism for ye olde homosexuality #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian

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Xie Lian 30 seconds into meeting a tall faceless man with legs for days and an aura so evil it dissolves enchantments:

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #they're both down so bad it's kind of embarrassing

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I don't mean to sound violent but if there's a season 3 I need to see someone beat the shit out of Qi Rong PROPER. Like even more than Hua Cheng did, because no matter how hard he got curb stomped he still had the energy to serve face and and teehee about it. I need someone to remedy that.

#we can't fix him #but we could tenderize him with a mallet like the world's most annoying weiner schnitzel #it would do him some good i think #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #qi rong #hua cheng

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I was sort of scared what kind of language the tgcf novels would have. I'm no stranger to harder reads but I'm also very lazy and if I have the choice not to engage too many neurons I will take it. But so far my fears were unfounded.

✅ Mu Qing is cunty to anything that breathes

✅ The Feng Xin vs the terrifying experience of being perceived by women event is ongoing

✅ Xie Lian is still very much the embodiment of the phrase "Fuck It We Ball"

My only critique is I really want to supply The Palace of Ling Wen with at least five duffel bags of cocaine. The girlies need a boost and I don't think the green tea is cutting it anymore.

#with chapter titles like #three clowns night discussion on the palace of tremendous masculinity #how could this be anything but a good time #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #tgcf novel #xie lian #mu qing #feng xin #ling wen

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Reviewing tgcf characters because I have thoughts

I finished S2 recently and I need somewhere to put my not exactly hot but like warm (?) takes because it's taking up too much storage space in my brain.

🤍 Xie Lian 🤍

It's a good thing I'm not into guys because if I was I would be on my knees for this man in every sense of that expression and his pet menace to society would mince me up like garlic.

So I'll try to be brief about my overflowing feelings about him. Xie Lian is the best main character I have come across in a WHILE. He's the embodiment of compassion and kindness. And also a cold blooded murderer. A babygirl. A father figure. A terrifying martial god. A silly little guy. A pathological liar. The most genuine man you'll ever meet. He's everything, and Hua Cheng is 100% valid in his obsession. I'm right there with him.

Rating: 10/10

❤️ Hua Cheng ❤️

Idk if we ever figured out who wrote My Immortal but I'm pretty sure we have our culprit.

"Hi my name is Hua Cheng Crimson Rain Sought Flower Red-Robed Ghost King and this is my evil weapon of death E-ming. I've killed soooo many gods with it!! My dark power is I can summon storms of BLOOD and SUFFERING. I have my own scary city of DEMONS and they all love me and think I'm HOT but I only want my BOYFRIEND who's the only REAL GOD so STOP FLAMING HIM YOU POSERS-"

Needless to say I love him. Being the 8 time winner of the Loverboy of the Century Awards with unbeatable records in the yearning olympics is truly a remarkable feat.

Rating: 9/10

(Bonus: E-ming. Cute little guy. Likes his stepdad more than his real dad. Not afraid to show it's feelings even if it makes it look like a muppet, 10/10)

🧡 Feng Xin & Mu Qing 🧡

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum gets a shared rating because they would hate to be grouped together like that and that's funny to me. Their dynamic is great, they're good characters, I wasn't sure which one was which until midway through the second season. But then also I have a pair of 7yo twin cousins who I still can't tell apart despite them not looking even a slight bit similar so that might just be a character flaw on my end. Oops.

Rating: 7/10

🩵Shi Qingxuan🩵

I'm doubling the rating because she is best boy and best girl at the same time. I love that I can use any and all pronouns for him because he's literally a pride parade personified and therefore all of them are correct. You don't get that type of chaotic fun just anywhere.

He is truly living my dream, presenting as whatever gender they want depending on what's more convenient and/or funnier in the moment. Super useful, for things like gathering intel and terrorizing Feng Xin by being a woman.

And I personally think we should crown her the new emperor. She'd look significantly better on that throne, with her Barbie-like radiance and flourishing Kenergy.

Rating: 20/10

🖤 Ming Yi 🖤

Listen, I hate to say it because I like a sunshine x grump moment as much as the next gay but he's just... not giving what he thinks he's giving. Everyone is whispering ominously about him having some dark devastating secret but MY point is no matter how big his boobs are in his female form, Shi Qingxuan could do better. I'm sorry. She really could.

Rating: 4/10

💙 Lang Qianqiu 💙

Just an honest man with good intentions and a sickass fucking sword. He did NOT hesitate to attack the infamous Crimson Rain Sought Flower on SIGHT and I respect a quick decisionmaker, even if it shows some himbo tendencies. He also has the same distinct energy as Fred from Scooby Doo.

Rating: 6/10

💚 Qi Rong 💚

He's got some odd dietary and moral choices going on. Definitely. But he's just such a fun villain!!! Being Xie Lian's nr 1 source of migraines SHOULD make me like him less but I'm sorry, every time he was on screen I was LIVING. He would do numbers on reality TV. Someone put this guy on Kitchen Nightmares, I need to see him 1v1 Gordon Ramsay.

Rating: 7/10

🌚 Jun Wu 🌚

He has his emperor status & DILF card going for him but something about this man just ain't right. If he came to a party I was attending I would cover my drink is all I'm saying.

Rating: 2/10

🔥Pei Ming🔥

I don't know much about him besides he had that one shady empolyee or whatever (could not hear the plot over the deafening sound of Hua Cheng's yearning) but I'm partial to a good manwhore character. The thought of people praying to him like "Hugh Mungus, who art in heaven-" really tickles me.

I know he's probably straight but I headcanon him as at the very least bi-curious because you can't be that hot with that much game and not use it for evil. (That evil being causing large scale gay awakenings among his soldiers.)

Rating: 7/10

❓Pei Xiu❓

Unreliable, unimportant, unattractive, unemployed.

I remember not a singular thing about him besides fucking up Xie Lian's daughter's life and also being on my last nerve from the jump. If you're going to be evil at like least be memorable about it, you know? You can't be a bad person and a bad character at the same time. Pick a struggle.

Rating: 1/10

📚 Ling Wen 📚

I heard she committed some war crimes but honestly if I had to do an entire realm's tax returns by myself AND teach Pei Ming how to read (I refuse to believe that man is literate, just look at him) I would want to rage on occasion too. I hope she has a hot wife waiting for her at home to give her massages after carrying the whole system on her back all day. It's what she deserves.

Rating: 8/10

Thank you for reading!! Opinions might change once I read the books but as of now this is it. Remembering everyone's names has been a journey and a half so this post is sponsored by @kirstenly 's character cheat sheet go look at it! and everything else too!!!

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #shi qingxuan #ming yi #lang qianqiu #qi rong #jun wu #pei ming #pei xiu #ling wen #sorry for the long post #im just obsessed

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Bakudeku is weird to me because I too had a boy with severe ADHD and no emotional regulation bully me violently though middle school and not once did I get the urge to kiss the wee cunt

#my hero academia #mha #bnha #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya #hot take

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Novel readers help

I finished the donghua, I'm obsessed, I need more. A bunch of you lovely people have recommended the novels to me, two of which I have already pirated, but I need you to be real with me.

How gay is it really?

Obviously it's a BL, I know that. I've been told I should go read them because they're even gayer, the censorship actually toned it down in the show. But someone also said they're 3 books in and it's been all plot no heart eyes. So like, without spoiling too much, which one is it, council?

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #tgcf novel #no spoilers please #also how heavy read is it #my literacy has it's limits

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What business did Mu "Stoic McBitchface" Qing have giggling when Feng Xin walked into the heavenly capital absolutely soaked in blood? I caught that sir, why are you, as a man, teeheeing for another man? 🤨

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #i just wanted to add evidence #but i accidentally made it look like he's roasting him on stream #“what are we thinking chat smash or pass” #“me? the wet cat look adds a little something but still a pass if sober” (lying)

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I just finished tgcf season 2 and something clicked for me. This show has had my brain in an absolute chokehold since I started watching a week ago and I've been thinking, why? Well,

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are Gomez & Morticia Addams coded.

And I can't not be obsessed with that. Hear me out.

Two dangerous individuals, both very weird in their own special ways, finding home in each other when they're feared and shunned by most.

Loving each other openly and loudly, even when people look at them sideways for it, because they're each other's everything and hiding that feels Wrong on a fundamental level.

It's respecting and encouraging each other's oddities, no matter how unusual they might be.

It's protecting each other fiercely but never out of possessiveness, because their significant other is strong, powerful, capable and they would never demean them by overlooking that.

It's the obsessive devotion, the insane lengths they'd go for their beloved, but never overstepping boundaries and making them uncomfortable.

It's Hua Cheng offering his ashes, the only way someone could possibly kill him, to Xie Lian on a silver platter, expecting nothing in return, just because it's his to keep.

It's Xie Lian wearing it over his heart everywhere, because that's where it belongs.

#im normal about them #i swear #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #it's also about having a very weird family #their children are a sentient gauze strip a crybaby scimitar and a ghost trapped in a pickle jar #and i love that for them

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You know what? Fuck you. *summons an unholy storm and drenches you in blood*

#hua cheng #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #it's such a my immortal 2008 myspace goth power to have i love him

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pov: you're about to be lost in the sauce permanently

When Qi Rong goes on an episode long rant about how he and his homie planned and executed the most devestating event of his life, Lang Qianqiu does NOT go on a quick inner journey and chooses to move on despite everything. No.

He goes "Well, that's enough of that. You are going in the soup." and tosses that mf into a boiling pool of sludge like the world's most lice ridden bouillon cube.

What a Chad.

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When Qi Rong goes on an episode long rant about how he and his homie planned and executed the most devestating event of his life, Lang Qianqiu does NOT go on a quick inner journey and chooses to move on despite everything. No.

He goes "Well, that's enough of that. You are going in the soup." and tosses that mf into a boiling pool of sludge like the world's most lice ridden bouillon cube.

What a Chad.

#then turns to xie lian like your ass in NEXT #ambitous #but go off king #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf spoilers #tgcf #lang qianqiu #qi rong

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Accidentally switched to dub while Qi Rong was yapping about Hua Cheng and this lil greasy weasel fully went:

"EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING NASTY ABOUT YOU HE GETS ALL FIRED UP AND KICKS MY ASS, DID YOU BLIND HIM WITH YOUR HOLY LIGHT OR WAS IT SOME OTHER HOLY PART OF YOU???"

Bro???????????? Uncalled for???????

#qi rong is a die hard redditor i just know it #called that man a flat out simp #he's not wrong #but i wouldn't say it like THAT #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #qi rong

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I know he's a nasty sewer rat with a tendency to boil people and enough Little Cousin Energy to break multiple ipads with just one glance, but look at him:

This guy was smashed into solid stone floors multiple times with gusto and still has the nerve to look like my androgynous dreams. What the fuck.

The crusty expired Claire's makeup. The tacky goblincore fit. The hair that hasn't seen fresh water since caveman times. An impressively annoying attitude even in the face of a beings significantly more powerful than him.

Your gender sir.

Hand it over.

#his nonbinary looks and cringefail personality have captivated me #gender envy #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #green ghost qi rong #qi rong #not entirely sure what's wrong with him but let's NOT fix him he's funnier this way #screenshots not great cause I made them

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Idk what blackwater is but I need y'all to stop looming ominously in the comment sections of completely unrelated happy Shi Qingxuan art. Like I get it. Being the baddest bitch in the game makes you a target and someone is praying for his downfall. I will cry about it too once I get there.

But bro just think for a second, is the picture of him posing like Ken's mugshot in the Barbie movie REALLY the right forum to spread gut wrenching spoilers?

#get it together #i hope y'all find slugs in your soup #dont ask me how i know how that feels #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf spoilers #shi qingxuan #his kenergy was flawless tho so he/him in this post

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Xie Lian: I'm so sorry I violated your hospitality, you were nothing but kind and generous towards me but I ended up burning the-

Hua Cheng, on the verge of tears: My beloved, I HURT you! Struck you with my scimitar, injured your devine form, and you still have the grace to offer a smile and apologise to ME??

XL: I'm okay, it wasn't that b-

E-ming:

#when i tell you i cackled #they're so family coded #e-ming is fully demanding to spend weekends at papa's house cause dad is being MEAN #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #e ming