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muzsmoux · 6 hours

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Reviewing tgcf characters because I have thoughts

I finished S2 recently and I need somewhere to put my not exactly hot but like warm (?) takes because it's taking up too much storage space in my brain.

🤍 Xie Lian 🤍

It's a good thing I'm not into guys because if I was I would be on my knees for this man in every sense of that expression and his pet menace to society would mince me up like garlic.

So I'll try to be brief about my overflowing feelings about him. Xie Lian is the best main character I have come across in a WHILE. He's the embodiment of compassion and kindness. And also a cold blooded murderer. A babygirl. A father figure. A terrifying martial god. A silly little guy. A pathological liar. The most genuine man you'll ever meet. He's everything, and Hua Cheng is 100% valid in his obsession. I'm right there with him.

Rating: 10/10

❤️ Hua Cheng ❤️

Idk if we ever figured out who wrote My Immortal but I'm pretty sure we have our culprit.

"Hi my name is Hua Cheng Crimson Rain Sought Flower Red-Robed Ghost King and this is my evil weapon of death E-ming. I've killed soooo many gods with it!! My dark power is I can summon storms of BLOOD and SUFFERING. I have my own scary city of DEMONS and they all love me and think I'm HOT but I only want my BOYFRIEND who's the only REAL GOD so STOP FLAMING HIM YOU POSERS-"

Needless to say I love him. Being the 8 time winner of the Loverboy of the Century Awards with unbeatable records in the yearning olympics is truly a remarkable feat.

Rating: 9/10

(Bonus: E-ming. Cute little guy. Likes his stepdad more than his real dad. Not afraid to show it's feelings even if it makes it look like a muppet, 10/10)

🧡 Feng Xin & Mu Qing 🧡

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum gets a shared rating because they would hate to be grouped together like that and that's funny to me. Their dynamic is great, they're good characters, I wasn't sure which one was which until midway through the second season. But then also I have a pair of 7yo twin cousins who I still can't tell apart despite them not looking even a slight bit similar so that might just be a character flaw on my end. Oops.

Rating: 7/10

🩵Shi Qingxuan🩵

I'm doubling the rating because she is best boy and best girl at the same time. I love that I can use any and all pronouns for him because he's literally a pride parade personified and therefore all of them are correct. You don't get that type of chaotic fun just anywhere.

He is truly living my dream, presenting as whatever gender they want depending on what's more convenient and/or funnier in the moment. Super useful, for things like gathering intel and terrorizing Feng Xin by being a woman.

And I personally think we should crown her the new emperor. She'd look significantly better on that throne, with her Barbie-like radiance and flourishing Kenergy.

Rating: 20/10

🖤 Ming Yi 🖤

Listen, I hate to say it because I like a sunshine x grump moment as much as the next gay but he's just... not giving what he thinks he's giving. Everyone is whispering ominously about him having some dark devastating secret but MY point is no matter how big his boobs are in his female form, Shi Qingxuan could do better. I'm sorry. She really could.

Rating: 4/10

💙 Lang Qianqiu 💙

Just an honest man with good intentions and a sickass fucking sword. He did NOT hesitate to attack the infamous Crimson Rain Sought Flower on SIGHT and I respect a quick decisionmaker, even if it shows some himbo tendencies. He also has the same distinct energy as Fred from Scooby Doo.

Rating: 6/10

💚 Qi Rong 💚

He's got some odd dietary and moral choices going on. Definitely. But he's just such a fun villain!!! Being Xie Lian's nr 1 source of migraines SHOULD make me like him less but I'm sorry, every time he was on screen I was LIVING. He would do numbers on reality TV. Someone put this guy on Kitchen Nightmares, I need to see him 1v1 Gordon Ramsay.

Rating: 7/10

🌚 Jun Wu 🌚

He has his emperor status & DILF card going for him but something about this man just ain't right. If he came to a party I was attending I would cover my drink is all I'm saying.

Rating: 2/10

🔥Pei Ming🔥

I don't know much about him besides he had that one shady empolyee or whatever (could not hear the plot over the deafening sound of Hua Cheng's yearning) but I'm partial to a good manwhore character. The thought of people praying to him like "Hugh Mungus, who art in heaven-" really tickles me.

I know he's probably straight but I headcanon him as at the very least bi-curious because you can't be that hot with that much game and not use it for evil. (That evil being causing large scale gay awakenings among his soldiers.)

Rating: 7/10

❓Pei Xiu❓

Unreliable, unimportant, unattractive, unemployed.

I remember not a singular thing about him besides fucking up Xie Lian's daughter's life and also being on my last nerve from the jump. If you're going to be evil at like least be memorable about it, you know? You can't be a bad person and a bad character at the same time. Pick a struggle.

Rating: 1/10

📚 Ling Wen 📚

I heard she committed some war crimes but honestly if I had to do an entire realm's tax returns by myself AND teach Pei Ming how to read (I refuse to believe that man is literate, just look at him) I would want to rage on occasion too. I hope she has a hot wife waiting for her at home to give her massages after carrying the whole system on her back all day. It's what she deserves.

Rating: 8/10

Thank you for reading!! Opinions might change once I read the books but as of now this is it. Remembering everyone's names has been a journey and a half so this post is sponsored by @kirstenly 's character cheat sheet go look at it! and everything else too!!!

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #shi qingxuan #ming yi #lang qianqiu #qi rong #jun wu #pei ming #pei xiu #ling wen #sorry for the long post #im just obsessed

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popsigills · 6 months

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got the template from @oshikasa

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bonesblubs · 3 months

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Fang Xin Guoshi

#art tag #tgcf #xie lian #lang qianqiu #drew this for patrons months ago and thought it’d be appropriate since season 2 just came out #themb #they make me….

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kimbapchan · 2 months

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[Reversed AU] The Four Great Calamities/supremes. Special thanks you to t_aera on AO3 For the names/titles of each ghost king/supreme!

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx reversed au #xie lian #shi qingxuan #wind master tgcf #lang qianqiu #mei nianqing #hualian

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eyes-of-nine · 3 months

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do I ship them? not really???maybe idk but 1) I needed someone for this to work 2) I do enjoy making LQQ suffer 3) it would be kinda funny ngl

#I do have actual illustrations planned but these are so much fun to make 80% of my art so far this year are tgcf shitposts #also qi rong has very quickly become my go to character to draw bc just look at that goofy ass mfer he's the worst<3 #I do want to compile all my calamity design headcanons soon ish hopefully #I do have a few more hcs for LQQ too but this ain't really a pose for that so ill have to draw him again too #my art #tgcf #tgcf fanart #lang qianqiu #qi rong #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx

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themaymoth · 5 months

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the funky color wheel challenge i did on twitter with mxtx suggestions only, the results speak for themselves

lan wangji is yearning for his lover whos going through an emo phase

the yunmeng siblings have reunited

shi wudu got a head

its all good we are all having fun here

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star-mail · 10 months

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color wheel trend but its tgcf

sillies :]

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i-bez-togo-toshno · 9 days

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I'm sorry

Template by @oshikasa

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shijiujun · 6 months

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THE HALF EATEN STEAM BUN AS A TOKEN OF LOVE

+ bonus:

#tian guan ci fu #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #shi qingxuan #lang qianqiu #tgcf donghua #tgcf s2

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foxyjoy-art · 14 days

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☀️

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #lang qianqiu #ruoye

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friedwizardwhispers · 4 months

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I think this entire thing is very funny from Qi Rong's perspective.

You are just chilling in your cave, preparing for a dinner of humans and maybe sowing a tiny bit of discord between the gods and suddenly Hua Cheng, one of the scariest motherfucker on the planet (who you hate) is here with your cousin (who you also hate) and Lang Qianqiu (who you also also hate) asking about something that happened centuries ago and destroying your entire house and your body in the process.

He is really not having a good day.

#tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hob #qi rong #xie lian #hua cheng #lang qianqiu

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tea-cat-arts · 2 months

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Not sure whether I should call this my Mu Qing appreciation post or my Mu Qing bullying post (regardless: here are some Mu Qing centric Xianle Trio doodles)

#heaven official's blessing #heaven official's blessing fanart #tgcf #tgcf fanart #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #xie lian #hua cheng #lang qianqiu #Hua Cheng is two seconds away from saying “does it hurt? knowing i fucked your god”#but wants to respect Xie Lian's privacy #xianle trio

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toaster-fire-art · 26 days

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Hi! I got supper busy! and by busy I mean injured.

I'm fine but hey happy trans visiblity day!

totally unrelated but I have just been laying around distracting myself so now I have decided to once again draw a cast line up. All the martial gods for now, since I got to tweaking up the QYZ and YY one I'd already done and redoing my awfully huge poster thing I started like 4 years ago now. Doing it this way is more fulfilling to me, maybe one day I'll return to it but not now.

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shiruba-tsuki · 4 months

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My cousin. You hit me. You actually hit me! Oh my, our noble and virtuous Prince, who pities heaven and people and won't even step on an ant... He actually dared to give me a hard time and scold me!