#give her custom music to dance to it’s all worth it. shitty 2010s kids bop music here I come

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This post was just literally just gonna be “god furby connects are annoying” but I ended up writing like a whole essay in the tags anyways stop burp fart shit humor in kids toys 2022

#i love pinky she’s so round and cute but by god I cannot keep him on for more than like 5 mins why are they like this #loved the Goodnight Bestie before he fell asleep like they really made them say goodnight bestie. #apparently the app had memes at some point that your furby would react to but it doesn’t work anymore 😔 #I’m gonna try hacking her with this fluffd thing it looks complicated but if I can #give her custom music to dance to it’s all worth it. shitty 2010s kids bop music here I come #sassy speaks #furby #i LOVE the idea of this physical toy reacting to content on your phone but it feels like it’s so bogged down by shitty games and the most #annoying voice in any electronic toy I own #and I own a lot of em. #there’s a way this could’ve been done right and still COULD but this isn’t it #i LOVE how their physically designed tho they’re a close second to 05s as the best furby design imo #don’t get me wrong I love 98s but the rounded shapes and these cool ears…. connects ftw #I’m also really surprised how WELL the Bluetooth works it’s seamless with the app it doesn’t lag or anything #her eyelids are broken unfortunately idk if they can be fixed #they’re stuck down permanently. when they’re supposed to be down they can’t be pushed back up #but when they’re supposed to be up they sorta loosely dangle down #oh another random thing is I rly don’t mind the tail as much as I thought I would design wise #i always thought the tails looked so bad on furbs but on connects it isn’t so bad #still hate it on booms and 2012s tho idk why #i love the antennae too I love the way it moves like a joystick #like I love that it actually does stuff and doesn’t just light up. quality feature. #i wish the feet lit up like the antennae tho why make them semi transparent if you’re not gonna shine light thru ‘em #something I’m VERY glad they carried over from 2012s and booms is their rounded bottoms #when you have them on a flat surface they move like CRAZY it’s so expressive #their bottoms aren’t AS round as 2012/booms but anything is something #i hope that they make a new gen of furbies like this or maybe even a new app for the connects and just. make them less annoying. #take out all the shit fart humor maybe not all of it but they do not need to be burping and farting every 10 seconds #I’m gonna make a post abt this in a second I’ll be back with more hot takes