#this is shitty but the idea is cute!!

[aryxchse]

talking to you about you. / percy jackson x female! reader.

a / n : i cute little blurb i came up with, thx to the bf asmrs

warnings : i mentioned getting wet like once

you groaned to your pillow.

it was hard to breath, and the position you were in was not the most comfortable way to lay in bed. but you were so.. frustrated with your feelings that you had to throw up to someone about it.

"hey baby," percy called as he entered your room, immediatly laughing the moment he sees you. "hey, what're you doing pretty?"

you groaned again. he just has to make you feel all mushy-gushy inside, doesn't he?

unfortunately, with a boyfriend like percy, there's no personal space. he flips you to your back with a simple motion, smiling at you. he fixed the hair you messed up with your pillow, and his other hand helded your waist. "hi."

"i hate you." you said, looking at him with a straight face. percy kept his smirk, knowing this is how you say i love you.

"good to see you too, lovely." he said, giving a peck to your nose. "gonna tell me what's going on?"

you tried to hide your face in your palms, but percy kept your hands under his hold. "no hidin' now, pretty."

you sighed, knowing there's no escape. so you faced the fate and fixed the expression on your face. which he thought, you were gonna cry.

"i love you, so much that i need to yap about you to someone but i don't like sharing our personal life you know? like i don't wanna go to piper and say 'oh my gods i am soo in love with percy, did i tell you what he did yesterday', like no i don't want that because it's my special memory and i kinda don't want to share you with anyone else and-"

"breath baby." percy stopped you, smiling like a little boy. he had an understanding expression and he never once judged as you rambled. and you did what he said—you took a deep breath and continued.

"if you were my crush, it would've been much easier because i would get to yap about my delusions to my girlfriends easier since none of it is official, but when it comes to our relationship, i don't want to share but i need to talk about it like a little girl. you know what i mean? no of course you don't, im not making any senc-"

"y/n." he stopped you once again, letting out a low chuckle. which, you added to your 'think later and scream about it.' list. "i do understand you baby, i always do."

you pouted. "can you do something about it?" your voice camed out like a pray, wanting to end the overwhelming feeling inside you. percy thought for a good two minutes before smiling.

"how about you yap to me about me?" he asked. you tilted your head to the side, a questioning look on your face.

"like, i could pretend to be someone else," he begin to explain. "then you could talk to me about me. how's that sound?"

this boy was smart when he wanted to.

"promise you don't think i'm some teenager in love?" you raised an eyebrow.

"baby we are teenagers in love," he giggled and you hit his arm playfully. "you know what i mean, perce."

"okay okay, i promise." he sat straight and pulled you on his lap. "but it will be my turn after this okay?"

"deal." you said with a smile. before you started talking, percy closed his face with his palms and opened them again after a couple of seconds.

"girl you need to UPDATE ME with percy likee-" he couldn't continue because of your laughter and his own giggles. but you liked it so much that you stopped yourself and waited for him to finish with your quiet giggles.

he speaked in such a girly voice and expression that someone would think he geniunely acted like this in his normal life. "i know that boy is treatin' you well and i need to hear EVERYTHING."

you giggled once again before shaking yourself, immediatly getting into the role. "okay so, last night we were sleeping together on the bed okay?"

he nodded with the most serious expression, and you smiled. "and i tried to get up to you know, start my day and whatever and you know what he said to me?"

"girlll, what?"

"don't. go." he gasped and putted a hand on his mouth, screaming with you silently.

"honey this boy KNOWS what he's doing like, boy shut up you tryin' to make me wet or somethin'?" you laughed at this way too much for your own liking that you forgot what you were talking about. and he just sat there, watched you with his own giggles.

later he made you continue and took a mental note of everything you said, making sure to do these more often.

#this is shitty but the idea is cute!! #like wdym i have to stop abt my boyfriend once i have him #WDYM MY GIRLFRIENDS DONT WANT TO KNOW ABT MY RELATIONSHIP #who am i going to yap abt??? #percy jackson #perseus jackson x you #percy x you #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #percy jackson series #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson imagine #percy jackson headcanon #pjo show

[yohioloid-official]

me and @fukase-official had fun at museam™️ ☺️

As you can see in these totally real photos

#vocaloid #yohioloid #fukase #Ooc: take my shitty edits #Ooc: sometimes fukase mod does this so i thought i might as well #Cute date ideas ☺️/j

[edenfire]

hello sheith nation!!🌸 I'm making some shiro fans for myself and I'm wondering if I should order extra?

#sheith #takashi shirogane #shiro #voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #this is for a cosplay idea i have #and he turned out just so cute!! #so pls let me know if i should order some for you♡♡♡ #ill probably be placing my order in a few days #♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ #shitty #(< that's my art tag)

[hanako-san]

My ship is 'beautiful'

he wants to feed her and she is happy-scared.

#aww to shipping them was good idea #they looks so 'cute' together #and he wants feed her #she is sooo happy!! #she has boyfriend #but who cares #her prince wants to feed her #they're worth together #the same shitty poeple #im roooting for them #jibaku shounen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun

[actual-corpse]

Saw a YT vid with the title, "Fandom Can't Handle Asexuality"

You're right, they can't... Because it doesn't fucking exist to them.

#aroace #asexual #enby people arent real either #we're told to stop using neopronouns and to stop being aroace bc 'nobody will take LGBT seriously' #keep being exclusionary #i dont want to be your friend if you're gonna act like that #I'm a genderqueer aroace person who's pronouns are it/its and you're gonna fucking respect that or be called a bigot #this shit has got to stop #also... because it matters #dont be ableist #ever. just dont #one of the main reasons i hate Alastor so much... is the fandom's treatment of him as a character #most of them completely erase his sexuality in favor of shitty crack ships. #I think a QPR with Lucifer or Rosie is a cute idea! but that's it #keep Vox pining for Alastor... that's great too #its like when I tried to erase Porter Gage's Bisexuality.... It was wrong and I've changed (Fallout 4's romanceable companions are cannonic #cannonically bisexual... I don't make the rules) I was just mad because someone had MY BLORBO in a disgusting ship and I got sick of seeing #it... And THEN I learned how to block tags!!! #idk where this is going #i'm just upset that aros and aces and enbys are erased #maybe it's a confirmation bias and i've just spent too long doing demographic research #i HATE demographic research #it takes me to disgusting places #i need to find my sewing patterns so I can refocus my energy into something good

[askgunpowdertim]

Drumbot Hugs 10/10

#ask the mechanisms #gunpowder tim #drumbot brian #the mechanisms #tim has a camera #[this is shitty mod i say well fuck that noise i guess you guys get the idea they hugged it was cute]

[beanghostprincess]

you have now got me thinking about sabo being pissed not only about ace not talking to him but also about ace expecting sabo to not understand anything yamato is going through bcus. sabo literally went through that as a kid. he knows that shit and was able to escape. and how pissed sabo would be to think ace didnt trust him with something like that would hurt both of them so much more than sabo thinking ace didnt trust him enough to tell him about yamato staying over

ANYWYAS thank you for the new source of brainrot i am. dying.

Ughhh this is SO good. I was thinking about this thing. I reblogged my post talking about why I think Ace wouldn't tell Sabo, but to summarize: He already feels like a burden. They don't have much money. Sabo is in college and yet he still tries to keep an eye on them because Luffy's in high school and Ace quit studying to work at a shitty job he doesn't even like. So Ace, being the way he is, always feels like they would be better off without him. He already feels like his existence is too much, and he knows Sabo has difficulty finding ways to keep the family afloat. So of course he's scared about telling him about Yamato, because he knows Sabo would support him, he just doesn't want Sabo to see him as something he has to deal with (the way everybody else sees him, or so he thinks). Also, it's pretty irrational because he doesn't actually believe Sabo is going to kick Yamato out, but he still feels like the possibility exists and he can't let that happen. So,, Yeah. A lot of things going on.

On the other hand, Sabo would be pissed. About Ace not respecting the "we don't lie to each other in this house" ASL rule they established after a few dramatic events happened. And about Ace not trusting him enough for something so serious. He can keep the fact that he has a boyfriend to himself. And let Yamato sneak into their house if he wants to for whatever reason. But not telling Sabo about something like abuse? Like actual horrible experiences with parents? It's not that Sabo is mad Ace lied about him having a boyfriend or Yamato sneaking in, but the fact that he didn't ask for help in the first place and didn't trust him enough to know he would do anything to help somebody in Yamato's situation. Especially if Ace loves him.

It's,,, An emotional conversation. But they sort everything out, I swear. Ace just needs reassurance and comfort and Sabo needs his brother to start trusting him more. Classic miscommunication trope because Sabo thinks Ace doesn't trust him and Ace is just having a rough time with everything. He's worried about his own life and also about his boyfriend's and trying to not worry Sabo because he knows he has a lot of stuff to deal with already. Imagine the stress.

#it's okay guys yamato gets out of his shitty house and stays with them more often #he also gets a job !!!!!!! #how sweet they're so cute and so in love i am gonna cry #i genuinely love this idea and i am pretty surprised of how it turned out bc i posted it this morning bc i had nothing else to post lmao #one piece #portgas d. ace #revolutionary sabo #yamato #yamace #asl brothers

[animentality]

Hi! Hope you're doing well! I'm curious... do you have any thoughts in modern AU durgetash??

It would be kind of funny if a modern day Dark Urge was a serial killer carving through people in New York City, and Police Commissioner Enver Gortash is the only one smart enough to catch them, but rather than arrest them, he tells them to stop the murders, and he'll pin it on some other guy, but from now on, the Dark Urge works for him.

But I have nothing else besides that, since they work so well in the fantasy setting.

#a meet cute coffee ship au where the dark urge and gortash meet in chicago and the dark urge accidentally spills coffee on him on the way #to an important job interview #and then you find out gortash is the one doing the interview #does that sound like durgetash #maybe not #ok revision #gortash gets mugged on the way back to his shitty apartment and the dark urge kills the mugger not bc they wanted to save him #but because they really wanted to kill someone #and gortash is soooo grateful and starts annoying them #and theyre like fuck off i didnt save you i just wanted to kill someone #but hes obsessed and he stalks them and then maybe he saves their ass one day by disposing of a loose end #and the dark urge is impressed and maybe a little curious about this psychopath with a different psychopathy than their own #hm #bad idea actually #so anyway

[daily-linkclick]

daily link click: 3/13/23

burn out

#ok not tagging this one tis a phone doodle too HAHAHAHA #anyone going thru finals rn??? i am #IM SORRY GUYS FORGIVE ME THERE'LL BE SHITTY PHONE DOODLES FOR AT LEAST 3 DAYS #tho i think this is the first challenge ive ever done where i havent? missed a day sooooo lets hope it stays that way HAHAHA #HERES A CXS DYING BC I AM TOO #and if anyone else is dying bc of work.. dw ill make a cute doodle for both of us #OH AND THANK U FOR THE REQUESRS GUYS!! I LOVE THEM BTW SO KEEP EM COMING #after drawing the trio for a good year now i have ideas for some cute comics w them #ill also do a rewatch soon woooo

[phoenixisnthere]

I’m such a slut for following others on every platform ever

#I can’t control myself #this is why if you ever see me reblog from a shitty person #I had no idea #I followed for their art or cute selfies or interesting words #literally one post is all it takes with me 😂 #text #personal

[jrueships]

Hi, so you know about the rumor that Josh cheated on his ex and that was very bad. But another rumor is not only did he do that, he also bought her a bunch of fake designer purses and fashion-minded fans could all tell 😱. But I don't think Josh would do that maliciously. I think Josh asked Stef about bags she might like because he knows Stef is into Fashion™️ but Stef being the petty bitch he is knowingly recommended fakes because of jealousy and evilness etc. I needed to tell someone this.

josh: WDYM it's FAKE??? it CANT be i- WDYM?????? STEF WENT SHOPPING WITH ME FOR IT AND EVERYTHING!!!! WE WENT TO ALL THE FAMOUS GUCCI SELLING SITES!!! We went to mcdonaldsss, burger kinggg, subway, the dark crime alley where batmans parents died (i had to hold him really tight because we were scared :( ...) (hold him really tight against a wall) (he sucked my di-)WE EVEN WENT TO T H E DUMPSTER!!!!!!! and DOVE Iwell *I* dove in. Stef stood back rubbing his hands together maliciously whilst laughing maniacally. but this isn't about him. BUT SPEAKING OF HIM... stef is standing in the corner maliciously rubbing his hands together while we fight. hope you don't mind :). surely his presence here holds no significance to this argument ! stef!! back me up little buddy :( !! we didn't know the Gucci bag that was actually just a Styrofoam cup i took a bite out of and you spit in before you wrote STANK ASS CUCCI on it was FAKE!! tell her WE DIDNT KNOW :(!!!

stef, standing in a Jojo villain pose:

I Had No Idea .

#what if josh took stef shopping for gucci with him and stef was all taken aback bcs josh rlly is not!! #THE FASHION™️ !! #but he thinks josh is doing this bcs he knows STEF is into FASHION™️ and hes just trying to make stef happy #which in turn makes josh happy bcs hes just happy whenever his loved ones are happy #so he wants to do whatever stef wants to do and show him things he knows stef enjoys #even tho josh might not know much #so stef is all dressed up for their 'date' out into the expensive shops of the city.. rlly into the city date aesthetic #wearing shades with diamonds on the side and salivating at the idea of clinging onto joshs big hairy beefy arm as he holds stef #AND all the bad for the ecosystem expensive shopping bags filled to the brim with all of stefs material desires #maybe they splurge on a fancy v*brator or smthin idk the main point is diggs is in heat for being a bad bitch #and then he gets there and josh is dressed in cargo shorts and a 'i love fishin!!' stained tshirt which is normal #diggs gets all excited and clings onto his arm as they peer at various rich person things... josh hands diggs some bags to model #diggs does so dramatically and elegantly #josh does a cute little snort laugh #.... then takes it away from diggs muttering whether or not itll match the dress he bought his girlfriend #ah yes. the girlfriend. #the fun little shopping 'date' turns more into a dad and a son trying to buy some shitty little gift 2 years after mothersday #for mom. and no one is having a good time and they are bad people #ted asks #diggs/allen #😭😭poor diggs being put as the avril lavigne whatever guitar girl LMFAO yall are sum creative geniuses 😭

[magician-tactician]

Idk why I make everything I draw have some sort of warm color background but whatever :)

Anyways here's some art/quick wips I did of them but...them in spooky month(btw maybe read the tags 👀)

#HAVAngdBzgdh HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH PEOPLES #i forgot to say in the caption but uh if youre looking at the tags rn youll get a super shitty description as to why i chose those costumes #1. cause i was in a silly goofy mood :) #haha jk #but actually idk ive had this idea in the back my head since last year #i thought a scarecrow/plague doctor combo would be cool cause the masks on plague docs are like crow/birb like #and i thought itd be cute like aww a crow/burb that actually likes a scarecrow <3 #anywayd ACTUAL TAGS HAHAHAHA #fire emblem #fe3h #hubert von vestra #ferdinand von aegir #ferdibert #also funfact i am very much addicted to their mid ts designs #theyre too good #oh also the really high quality pic took around EIGHTEEN HOURS I THINK??? #like bruh even i dont understsnd how i hahe the mentsl capacity to draw something for that long dhdnshha

[killerandhealerqueen]

Hey y’all! If you sent me a message on Deco My Tree, feel free to also send me just a normal ask or DM! I read all y’all’s messages and they were very sweet but I deleted the app after reading that one post about it.

So again, feel free to drop me a Christmas ask/DM! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year!

#sass talks #it was such a cute idea but the fact that we have to download an app is shitty #anyways #feel free to send me an ask or a dm!

[skipitty-bop]

mudd week day 3 will either be posted really late or tomorrow bleegh :P also sorry i had nothing to offer for day 2 I HAD NO IDEAS💔

#i did a shitty doodle of a half baked idea for day 2 but it wasnt very good so i just scrapped it #it was mudd holding the hand of his child self and gumbo is following them behind #its a cute idea but i think i have art block now im so mad actually #stinky dragon pod

[fabulouslygaybean]

okay i mean this in the nicest way possible. if you're into any bigger bands, like at all, im begging you to please just... do a little research into the music industry. learn about the shitty things it perpetuates, the ways it screws over your favorite musicians, how it ruins bands on the daily.

you don't need to be an expert or anything, but i feel like a lot of heartbreak would be avoided if people realized that in the end, almost all big bands are businesses, and business in the music industry is vicious and cutthroat whether you like it or not.

#but maybe that's just me. #as a musician who has watched my many musician family members get fucked over by the industry again and again #this isn't to say big bands are like... inherently awful or anything #just that they're businesses first and foremost. it might've been a nice little personal project before but now it's a big moneymaker. #a lot of decisions that might seem rooted in interpersonal drama between members are often just because of money. #also because i feel the need to mention this after seeing so many shitty takes: #most musicians aren't paid nearly enough holy fucking shit. #ESPECIALLY if it's a big solo project with hired guns. hired musicians get paid fucking pennies in comparison to the main artist #they're not rich. they're really not. #(note: this isn't talking about people like t*ylor sw*ft. you know im not talking about people like that.) #just... idk man. treating big bands like they're cute little local projects is a bad idea.

[tvitr]

Absolutely obsessed with the idea of Grusha being super into extremely aggressive heavy metal music

#Like the more violent loud and unintelligible the more he likes it #Catch him in his bedroom chilling to cannibal corpse or some shit like it's your aunt's relaxing sunday morning playlist #Probably listens to loads of shitty emo rock too #I just love the idea of cute uwu soft grusha being into rock music lmao #Gym leader Grusha #Grusha #Headcanons #Feel free to poke me for more hc i love talking about this idiot lmao #Pokémon #Gym leaders