I never make my bed, bc it's pointless when you have to unmake it to get in it to sleep. I wanted to see if other adults do this to. so on an average day, do y'all make your bed
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She’s sleepy! She’s horny! She loves pillows and blankets! She wants to cum like 300 times!!
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Found this with no context on my phone
Just "photo taken on April 19, 2022 at 8:22 PM." No clues from any of the surrounding pictures. The previous one is me documenting the existence of my grandfather's stuffed pheasant before we get rid of it when we move and the one after it is a 13 second clip of me dumping a bag down our apartment's trash-chute and listening to it fall down all eight floors into the basement.
So I text the number and...
IT WORKED I GOT A SQUID FACT
This made my 3-in-the-morning, thank you Squid Fact Hotline, I didn't actually know that second fact about how tiny pygmy squids are.
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Percy: Clarisse, my arch enemy
Kronos: I thought I was your arch enemy
Percy: I have a life outside of you
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I love the vampires have venom that makes the bitten feel hazy and euphoric trope so much
But then I tried to apply it the SoapGhost and I REALIZED or more like the characters wouldn't cooperate, because
now imagine Soap and Ghost having sex and Soap asking Ghost to bite him and Ghost pulling back agressivly like NO???
And soaps like why??
And Ghost really really sincerely meeting his eyes and
“Johnny it’s important to me you’re always able to fully consent”
like?? wow I wanted hot vampire sex, but really caring and sincere love works too I guess??
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Alastor: I'm so sorry, my dear, but I think we have to kill this fellow.
Emily: Awww, dangit.
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One last treat before closing festivities
It's a small something I made based off this gif Alex posted on Twitter
We learned a valuable lesson today: never take an abandoned couch in the woods
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The Argo 2 Crew: Can they say "fuck"?
I put multiple options for some, cause I wouldn't decide.
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