#haha jk

[throughmyselfandback]

Plot twist, Eddie figured out he was Gay in therapy last year and this is just a long-con to get Buck to ALSO realize that what they have is not normal™️ with a side dash of petty to get him back for the “she sees me” thing

#9-1-1 #spoilers #buddie #eddie diaz is gay as hell and he is self aware #haha jk #911 abc

[relapsus]

Fan art of a fan fic

Kamui Blues by @butter--peanut

#kakashi #obito #Kamui besties #and lovers?? #haha jk #unless? #naruto #fanart #kakashi hatake #uchiha obito

[fishymom-art]

jam on a picnic date 🫶

you can kill me now, it's okay, I accept my fate.

#fishymom-ask #but what if i put this scene in quartz bees #haha jk #unless?? #marble hornets #tim wright #jay merrick #mh jam #also i almost cried while drawing this

[tinyhunnybee]

What if....... no........ but what if......... no......

#sam & max #sam and max #snm #Am I insane enough to make bootleg S&M shirts................. #Haha jk #but what if...

[antichildeismoving]

Young couple Enji and Rei getting freaky w/ fem!reader below the cut. This is very out of character for their canon relationship but oh my lord i need them both. I wrote this on my phone in like 20 minutes so definitely not my finest work.

Tags: ffm, breeding kink, degradation and praise, objectification.

Warnings: slight baby trapping vibes, bitch used as a degrading term. Let me know if you think there’s anything else i should tag

…

Rei lays on her side, watching as calmly as Enji fucks you into the mattress. She reaches out to tuck a stray hair behind your ear, letting you rest your feverish cheeks against her cool palm.

“You’re doing well.”

She smiles as she says it, falling back onto the pillows so that she can admire the scene before her.

As with everything he does, Enji is merciless. He tightens his grip on your ass, kneading your smooth skin as he thrusts into you over and over and over.

“She’s tight,” he grunts. “Gonna come.”

Wrapping one corded arm around you, Enji tugs your body up so that your back is to his chest. His fingers splay across your breasts, taking one in each of his huge hands. The feeling of his calloused palms against your skin is enough to make you writhe against him, a desperate, needy sound spilling from your parted lips.

“Atta girl,” he mutters, his voice dropping even lower than usual. “You want me to fill you up?”

You don’t respond— can’t respond. There are tears in your eyes, weighing heavy on your lashes. Rei sits up again, kneeling in front of you so that she can cup your face in both hands. She leans forwards, pressing her forehead to yours.

“You can take it, can’t you?”

She kisses away a stray tear, one hand trailing down your body and hovering over your clit.

“Too much,” you sob, but the moment you open your mouth she pounces on you and mashes your lips together. Her tongue is cold enough to make goosebumps break out across your skin.

“Take it,” she murmurs. “Let him breed you like the bitch you are.”

The moment she digs her finger into your clit, it’s all over. Your body goes taut, mouth falling open in a silent scream. Enji chokes on a moan, his hips stuttering against you as your pussy spasms around him.

“Shit,” he hisses through gritted teeth. “She’s squeezing me so tight.”

“Come in her, Enji,” Rei purrs, her tongue laving across the skin of your neck. “Put a baby in her.”

With one last brutal thrust he fills you, spilling rope after rope of cum into your eager cunt. Your mind is completely blank with overstimulation, drool glistening on your lips.

#oh to be the filling in an Enji and Rei sandwich #what if i could fix them #haha jk #unless…? #self insert #not sfw #unfinished #f!reader #rei todoroki x reader #enji todoroki x reader #rei todoroki/reader #enji todoroki/reader #bnha self insert #endeavor/reader #endeavor x reader

[certified-silly-guy]

do you submit to the God of death and despair. (me)

oh boy do I!

WAIT WAITWAITWAITWAIT-

#Dies #As due to request #silly #shitpost #do you want to kiss . #the sillies #autism #crying about it #so silly #mental illness #silly little guy #sillyposting #jermaposting #jerma #jerma985 #jermacore #do you want to kiss #jk jk... unless? #no no jk jk! #haha jk #unless...

[scary-lasagna]

Jeff: No, we are not middle aged lesbian couple.

Ben: And we are not gay for each other! Jeff: But yes we kissed one time, Jeff: And yes it was pretty awesome and I would totally do it again

#aubrie sent me this on tiktok and i love it #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #jakeandjohnnie #jeff the killer #ben drowned #ben x jeff #haha jk #unless #creepypasta incorrect quote #quote post #creepypasta funny quote #creepypasta funny

[lalunanne]

more stuff for my soukoku performing arts college au

#using my soukoku PA au as motivation to do anatomy practice + impulsive comic #dazai is a nut #starring lippman lol idk if anyone can tell #also did not know people's legs could bend like that #ballerinas are not human which i guess suits chuuya huh #haha jk #bsd #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #Nakahara Chuuya #Dazai Osamu #soukoku PA au #chuuya x dazai #dazai x chuuya #bungo stray dogs #Fanart #soukoku fanart #art #artists on tumblr #Tumblr Artist #sokoku #comic #soukoku au #lalunanne's art #my art

[galactic-cumslut]

gimme brains

my rick obsession has become a monster i fear…so enjoy this piece of a fic i started but can’t finish

the usual rick warning, wasp!rick, monster fucking, idk anything about wasps so here ya go

“h-how is going to fit”?

he cackled. “that should be the last of your worries sweetie”. his monster sized cock was positioned before your entrance and he was getting impatient. “you’re going to make it fucking fit so don’t go bein a baby about it”.

six legs caged you in preventing your escape. it was too late now for you to turn back.

you could hear his giant wings start to buzz with excitement as he shoved the leaking tip of his dick inside you, earning a pathetic cry from your quivering form.

“holy shit you’re tight” he groaned- not even the full tip of his massive length had entered you and yet you felt the most full you’ve ever been. maybe being a wasp wasn’t as bad as he originally thought. “i’m going to ruin this pussy”.

you wanted to answer-give him a rude remark of some sort. submission is usually forced with you not given - but seeing the bulge of his dick in your lower stomach was enough to leave you speechless.

rick didn’t hesitate to push his cock deeper inside your gummy walls. the sensation was driving him into a frenzy. “fuck fuck fuck”. he groaned through clenched teeth. “you’re the perfect toy”

#this is so short #idk how to keep going #like #it’s been rewritten like four times #being a writer is hard #HAHA JK #i don’t do real writing #i respect all the actual authors #y’all are awesome #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick sanchez smut #wasp rick #wasp rick x reader #wasp rick smut #rick sanchez x reader #esha writes

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #persona 4 #p4g #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #what scenery because of the steam all you can see is one another - oh #haha jk #but not really #he's good with his queue

[brightblueinky]

I was telling my husband about how there's a bunch of different names for Wyllstarion out there, but nothing seems to be fully settled on... And then he said "What about Horny On Main?" and I fucking WHEEZED

#baldur's gate 3 #wyllstarion #wyll ravengard #astarion #haha jk #UNLESS...

[stay-funky-ponyboy]

Can't wait for Dorian's reaction to his elemental buddies new forms

#critical role #can we get an air elemental titan form for orym #haha jk

[robanilla-arts]

I give you my two favorite rare pairs,,

Dream x Fell

And

Farmer x Dream

Do what you wish with this information

Or just forget about it :)

GOOBERS!!!!!!

#robanilla-arts #my art #rob answers #anonymous #underfell sans #dream sans #dream x red #rare pair #if you like red and dream you should read mbbtm 👀 #haha jk #unless...? #i have another ask for dream and farmer so dont worry!!!! ill get to them eventually bestie 👍

[i-just-really-like-renga]

The feminine urge to start a sk8 server because I am so unwell about them

#sk8 #sk8 the infinity #renga #matchablossom #haha jk #unless 😳😳😳

[st-danger]

Me, staring longingly at the bottom of my staircase, burdened with the knowledge that I have the power to extend my medical leave and be out of work longer because I really do not want to go back:

#haha jk #...unless?

[yeahiguess3232]

La vie en rose~

Happy barbie season?

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #my art #darryl wilson #glenn close #glenn close dndads #henry oak #henry oak garcia #polydads #pink theme because its barbie month #you get a pink highlight #and u get a pink highlight #and guess what u get a pink highlight!!! #anyway soon they wont have any cuddle positions anymore #haha jk #just try and stop me #ron is introducing patriarchy into the forgotten realms #jk he is no ken #right?