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astrhoeluvr · 1 year

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Astrhoe Observations Pt.3🫂🥰🫶🏻

(Damn we’re already at part 3??😭🫶🏻 anyway thank you so much for the all love and support🥺🥳🥰)

Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.

a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰

🐠😗📸: No one:

Pisces Placements in every single picture: 😗✌🏻

(Always pouting their asses away like a lil fish 🐠 bwhahaha😭👀 makes sense because their astrological symbol is literally a fish 🎣)

🌗👩‍👦: The house where your moon sits in could show where your mom guided you the most.👩‍👦‍👦

Eg. Moon in the 1st house could mean your momma played an important role in moulding your personality. With this placement you learn a lot from your mom and you could also look very similar to your momma!👀😗. Moon in the 11th house could mean your momma taught you how to work with technology 💻 or how to make friends 👯‍♀️🫂.

If moon is negatively aspected the results might vary and instead of encouraging you, your momma might criticise you in relation to the house your moon is placed in and the themes revolving around that house.👩‍👦🥲

☀️👨‍👧: Same goes for the sun and your dad. The sun in a certain house could highlight where your dad played the most importance in your life.

Eg. Sun in the 2nd house could mean your dad helped you out with financial matters💸, buying you a lot of gifts 🎁🥺 or even teaching you how to draw/paint/colour🎨✍️👩🏻‍🎨. Sun in the 10th house could indicate your dad having a huge role in choosing your career path. Or on the advice of your dad you pick your career.💪🏻💼 But ofc if the sun is negatively aspected, it could take a whole 180.🤸🏻‍♀️🫠😬

🫂🤞🏻: You will definitely share 2 or more placements with your family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦. For egs. My mom and I are Aries moons and my dad and brother are Aquarius moons.

🔮🧿: Planets in the 12th house could show what you subconsciously hide from the world🫣🕵🏻.

Eg. Moon in the 12th house could hide their emotions from the world because they could feel people might look down on them or judge them.

Mercury in the 12th house could indicate being shy with your words. Having a lot to say but saying nothing kinda beat yk?🤫🎙️🗣️

🖐🏻😗👀: Gemini Lilith/ Chiron could have felt insecure about their fingers or hands in general.🥲🫤🖐🏻!! DO NOT FEEL BAD, y’all have gorgeous HANDS AND FINGERS AND DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE 🤺.

🤩📸🏜️🌅: The house where venus is placed could indicate what you like taking pictures of 🤳🏻📸🎞️.

Eg. Venus in the first house LOVE taking selfies🥵 do I blame y’all tho?? SUCH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ISTG. Venus in the sixth house could indicate taking A LOT of pictures of your pets📸🐈🦮. Their gallery would definitely be filled with pictures of their pets!! LIKE WHY DO YOU HAVE 500+ pictures of your cat sleeping??👀🤨

🥵🤤: Okay but like what is it about Capricorn placements and being so damn fine??? The way the carry themselves, the way they speak, their determination and dedication UGH. They get me weak in my knees frfr🛐🛐😩

🫶🏻🤑💳🌺: Earth Venus individuals could literally give their lovers the “princess treatment”🛍️🏬💵🎁💐. Showering them with gifts, acts of services, words of affirmations. Literally the most thoughtful and considerate lovers🥰🤩. This could also very much be applicable to Water Venus peeps🫶🏻.

😈😳: Scorpio placements lowkey like it when their partner acts possessive or protective over them and even more if it’s outwardly expressed (not in a toxic way ofc). Their partner could say “YOU ARE MINE AND ONLY MINE YK THAT RIGHT?”😤😩 and on the outside they’d be like : yeah cool ik that haha 😃😐🧍🏻‍♀️but on the inside they’re like : hell yeah😳🥵😏🤩🤯😍😩. Don’t deny it y’all, I SEE YOU 👀🫵🏻

Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻

(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)

- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️

#astrology #astrology observations #astronomy #aesthetic #birth chart #astro #my notes #mars #jupiter #astro observations #beauty #venus signs #energy #universe #zodiac #birth #slay

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 1 year

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🎉2k Celebration Headcanons🎉

Being Fukurodani’s Manager

⭐️ Manager Glow Up Edition ⭐️

Fukurodani x gender neutral manager

Warnings: none

A/N: This was the winning team and scenario for the 2k celebration headcanons! I apologize for taking literally 7 years to get this out but please accept my apologies 🥺

What a team to have a glow up in 😅

Honestly you do know who the teams ace is right Yn?

You wouldn’t be trying to steal Bokuto’s thunder now would you be 👀

I mean, even if you were, you’ve earned the right YN

You are the teams precious baby manager 🥹

Literally the teams pride and joy

You are a second year just like Akaashi and boy are you loved

Literally these boys and girls do anything and everything to protect their precious YN

Konoha has said several times that no one is good enough to breath the air of THEIR YN

Now you never really paid much mind to these idiots

Because, well you were busy with other things

Bokuto…. Always Bokuto 🙄

Anyways what I’m getting at is that you deserve so much YN

And thankfully I, your fairy godmother, am here to give it to you 🧚🏻‍♀️

You see, summer break is coming up and while the boys are busy practicing, you are busy doing other things 👀

You ended up taking a two week vacation to visit family, much to the contest of the team

Bokuto 👉🏻 cried like he was never going to see you again 😭

Akaashi 👉🏻 *internally screaming*

Kaori and Yukie 👉🏻 sad because now they have to deal with Bokuto for 2 whole weeks

Saru and Konoha 👉🏻 trying to figure out how to get you to stay

Washio and Komi 👉🏻 apologizing because they know you desperately need and deserve a break

Nevertheless, you manage to escape and head on your two week vacay

Bokuto texts you the entire time telling you how he misses you

Akaashi takes Bokutos phone and apologizes to you profusely for bothering you 📱

However while you are away, some things change 👀

It seems our sweet little Yn has had a massive glow up while away and boy am I excited 🤩

Now you really don’t think you’ve changed that much but trust me, you have

You changed your hair, got some new clothes, found a magic elixir to clear your skin

Heck I think you might have even grown YN 😱

Don’t come for me, I swear you kids grow like weeds when you are teens!

Whatever the case, you’ve definitely changed YN!

And oh boy I’m excited to see our favorite little owls reactions 😍

When you showed up to practice you walked in and immediately went about your business

Washio and Konoha 👉🏻😐🤨

They have no clue who you are

“Hey Akaashi did we get a new manager?”Kumi says coming up behind Akaashi

“I’ve never seen that person before. Maybe they’re lost?” Onaga adds

Akaashi studies you while Yukie and Kaori approach

“Hey do you know who that is?” Komi asks as the girls who look in your direction

Just as they look, it registers with Akaashi

Like a literal slap in the face, his brain has awoken!

Too bad he realizes too late to stop the riot that’s about to incite 🙃

“Wait is that-?” Konoha says, studying you

“Holy crap, YN???” Saru yells as you turn your head and smile at the team

“Oh hey guys,” you say 🥰👋🏻

Rip to Fukurodani, you’ve served us well 🫡

“YN?? Is that really you??” Komi questions, slowly approaching you like you might not be real

“Umm yes, I think so???” You say confused

Please they have you wondering if it’s actually you 😭

Because like why are they acting this way

“You’ve changed,” Washio says bluntly

“Oh yeah, I guess I’ve changed a little but it’s only been two weeks guys,” you say, confused and secretly planning your escape to look the mirror

“Wow YN, you look…” Yukie starts to say

But unfortunately, she didn’t get to finish because a certain someone interrupted

You see, a very important person was missing from the newly revealed YN

“HEY HEY HEY everybody! YN comes back today!!!” Bokuto screeches as he throws open the doors to the gym

Everyone just waits in silence because they all wanna see his reaction

“Hey Bo! I missed you!” You sing as Bokuto stops, studying you from head to toe

“Who are you?” He asks 🤨

You 👉🏻😐

Well now you really need to look in a mirror

“Bokuto, it’s YN,” Akaashi says coming up next to you

Bokuto rn 👉🏻😐🤨

“That’s not YN Akaashi,” Bokuto says staring at you

“It’s really Yn Bokuto,” Komi says coming up next to you

You 👉🏻🙂

Bokuto 👉🏻😐😑

“Very funny guys, great joke. I think I’d recognize my second favorite person in the entire world” Bokuto says, laughing as he walks past you

Sorry Yn, spot #1 is reserved for Akaashi 💅

You sigh, knowing exactly what to say to Bokuto

“Whose the best ace in the entire world?” You say, mentally rolling your eyes that it’s come to this

Bokuto stops and turns 👀

“Everyone knows that,” he says as you stand there, again rolling your eyes

“You’re better than Ushiwaka because you beat Tsukki like a million times in 2 on 2,” you say as Akaashi smirks

Bokuto 👉🏻😐😱

“HOLY CRAP YN??” he screams as you turn and smile

“That’s what made you realize it was Yn?” Konoha asks

“Yn you look so good!! Wait- why did you change?? YN did you get a partner??” Bokuto says, deflation eminent

Akaashi 👉🏻👀 YN choose your words carefully please I BEG

“Bo, no! I just needed a little a change. I’ll admit I didn’t think I changed that much but I guess I did!” You say, beaming as the entire team swoons over you

Literally they didn’t think you could get any cuter 🥰

However what Fukurodani fails to realize is that your glow up would affect more than just them…

You see, with the training camp coming up at Shinzen, a whole new problem arises

And you see, these dummies don’t realize how much your glow up will affect literally every other team at the camp

It actually doesnt register until they arrive at camp and get off the bus

And it actually hits Konoha first

He’s helping you unload the bus all while the other teams stand around, staring at you

Konoha rn 👉🏻😐🤨😳

Crap crap CRAP

“Akaashi! AKAASHI!” he whisper yells as Akaashi turns to look at him

“Look!” He says pointing to the gaggling bunch of guys staring at their amazing manager

Akaashi 👉🏻😐😳

Please Akaashi knows you can handle yourself but he is still so protective of you

I mean, you are literally a key to Bokuto’s success and those an irreplaceable member of the Fukurodani team

You continue to unload the bus, oblivious to the men now fuming behind you

Akashi and Konoha are GLARING at the guys staring at you

Tanaka and Noya have nothing on these two petty bbys

When you finally turn around, you sense the tension

“Hey what’s going on?” You say as Komi quickly pulls you away stating he needs help with some ridiculous task

“Wow YN really… changed?” Kuroo says smirking

“Stay away from YN, Kuroo…” Akashi growls as Konoha backs him up

Kuroo throws his hands up, smirking as he walks away 😏

As the camp progresses, you notice a lot of the boys being extremely nice and helpful

“Hey Yn let me carry that for you!” Tanaka says as you smile

“Oh thank you! You are such a sweetheart!” You say as Tanaka gushes 😍

Meanwhile, Washio is standing behind you, glaring at the bald spiker

Please these guys are all so protective of their bby yn 🥺

But it doesn’t stop there

“Watch out Yn!” Someone screams as you turn to see a ball flying at your head

You duck before the ball is immediately snatched up by Ogano, Shinzen’s captain

“Oh Ogano, thank you!” You say as he smiles at you, extending his hand to you

“You ok YN?” He asks as he pulls you up, hand lingering in yours

Akaashi, Komi and Saru instantly see you but their eyes don’t go to you oh no no no

rather to a certain owl haired boy 👀

Bokuto is watching your interaction with Ogano, confused as to why the other captain is so attentive to you

Bokuto has noticed the other teams paying extra attention to you as well

At first, he thought it was because you were so helpful but that couldn’t be it because the other managers were just as helpful

By then he notices how Ogano’s hand lingers longer in yours 😳

Akaashi, Komi and Saru rn 👉🏻👀🍿

But before anything can happen, you simply thank Ogano and walk away

Bokuto shook his head, a little confused but still thinking about your interaction with the other captain as well as the looks given by the other teams

“YN come practice with me!” Bokuto cries as you roll your eyes

“Bo, I need to help everyone else!” You say

“Actually taking Bokuto would be a big help YN,” Konoha says

“See YN- hey wait a minute?!?” Bokuto glares are Konoha

You 👉🏻😐🙄 come on Idiot

“Hey wait up!” Kuroo said, following you

You turn, seeing the giant captain running towards you as you beam at him

“Kuroo would you like to join us?” You say as Kuroo smirks

“Of course, I would never turn down the company of someone so pretty,” he says winking at you

You blush profusely as Bokuto glares at Kuroo

Please Akaashi is RUNNING 🏃‍♂️ Ukai Style 👇🏻

“Come on Yn! I’ll help you,” he says as he pulls you two towards the 3rd gym

Leaving Bokuto to GLARE daggers into Kuroo

During your practice, Tsukishima joins again, causing Bokuto even more grief

“Akaashi, have you noticed everyone staring at YN?” He finally asks

Akaashi knew this was coming but he’s cautious about how he answers it

“I mean, Bokuto haven’t you noticed?” Akaashi asks

Bokuto 👉🏻:D noticed what???

“Oh for gods sakes Bokuto, YN got like super hot!” Kuroo shouts, finally putting it out into the world for all the hear

Akaashi 👉🏻😐🤦🏻‍♂️

Kuroo 👉🏻😏

Tsukishima 👉🏻👀

You 👉🏻👁️👄👁️

Bokuto looks from you to Kuroo and back again

Then the lightbulb finally goes on

“OH MY GOD EVERYONE HAS BEEN HITTING ON YN!?!” he screams

“I mean do you really blame us Bokuto?” Kuroo asks

“WELL NO BUT STOP IT!” He shouts

“You want us to stop being nice to Yn? Sounds kind of mean Bokuto,” Kuroo says with a smirk

“THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! AAAAKKKKAAAASSSHHHHHIIIIIII!” Bokuto screams as you sigh

“YN do me a favor please?” Akaashi asks before going to tame the untamable

“Sure Akaashi,” you respond sweetly

“Don’t have a glow up again until Bokuto graduates,” he says as you just nod

You 👉🏻🫡 aye aye captain

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catindabag · 5 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (46)

Hilarius: Guys, we have a problem.

Felix: Hilari, please don’t tell me that you’ve invited your creepy old man to one of our ✨TGIF✨ parties again-

Hilarius: That was just one time, Class Pres!😫

Sejanus: Your father literally tried to kidnap my Coryo, my Snow Angel right in front of me, Heavensbee!

Coryo: He also tried to blackmail our poor drunk Felix to go “stargazing” with him.

Festus: And don’t forget Clemmie.

Clemensia: Don’t remind me!😩

Felix: Seriously, Hilari, don’t force me to give your old man another restraining order-

Hilarius: Just listen to me for a sec!😭

Felix: Fine. Fire away, Heavensbee.

Urban: But it better not be about your stupid father!

Hilarius: I swear it ain’t about him! It’s about Juno!

Apollo: What about Juno?

Hilarius: She forgot to take out our school pants from the laundry room!

Festus: So?

Hilarius: They’re still wet from when we “accidentally” flooded that insane monster’s- I mean, Dr. Gaul’s lab with yellow glitter earlier.

Coryo: All of them?

Hilarius: All of them.

Livia: I am so gonna sue Juno and her family for this!

Arachne: Liv, she’s royalty. No one can touch her family-

Livia: Except my mama!

Diana: Where’s Juno anyway?

Hilarius: She’s at the clinic.

Felix: Why? She fainted?

Festus: Was it because of the rabid raccoon I brought earlier to distract Dr. Gaul?

Hilarius: No. She accidentally ate one of Palmyra’s expired egg rolls.

Florus: Not the egg rolls!😱

Felix: Is she still alive?!

Hilarius: Barely.

Palmyra: Don’t look at me~. It’s not my fault that Princess Phipps is not immune to poison-

Livia: But what about our pants?!

Coryo: And our dignity?!

Festus: What dignity?

Coryo: Don’t you remember?! We have another important interview with Lucky Flickerman and his stupid talking bird in two hours!

Felix: On LIVE TV?!

Livia: Duh~.

Lysistrata: Why are we doing another interview with Weather Boy anyway?

Dennis: Our school wants more sponsors, Lizzie~.😏

Apollo: Yup. More sponsors, more money~.🤑

Lysistrata: Then I’m not going!

Gaius: Yo, guys, calm down. We still have our pretty red skirts.

Everyone: . . .

Domitia: Breen, you’re joking right?

Gaius: Nope. And besides, my Tribute needs those sponsors.

Felix: Sh*t. You’re right. I forgot about that.

Androcles: To be fair, we all need sponsors after our last disastrous interview.

Gaius: And honestly, we can still save ourselves from humiliation if you guys just follow my plan.

Coryo: No pants, just skirt- Gaius, you’re a genius!

Sejanus: How is Breen a genius, my love?🥺

Coryo: Babe, don’t you get it?

Sejanus: Get what?

Coryo: We can attract more sponsors with just wearing our iconic red skirt!

Sejanus: Really?!

Lysistrata: Coryo’s right. No pants, just skirts, more sponsors, if you know what I mean~.😏

Dennis: Lizzie, don’t lie. You just want to see Coryo, Felix, and Hilarius in mini skirts-

Lysistrata: And there is nothing wrong with that!

Florus: Well, don’t mind me, I’m just gonna go home-

Pup: Florus, get the razor! We’re all gonna shave our legs today!

Florus: Why?!

Festus: Bestie, if we’re going to go out there and wear our school uniform without pants, and in front of Panem, then we better look sexy in our frilly red skirt-

Dennis: Like those ladies from Breen’s banned magazines?

Sejanus: The same magazines that almost got Highbottom fired from his job?

Festus: Yeah!😎

Felix: *sighs* Well, our reputation is trash anyway. So let’s do it!

Gaius: For the sponsors!

Festus: And the marmalade!

Livia: Fine! But if Hilari’s stupid old man ever comes near us-

Hilarius: Don’t worry, Cardew. We’ll call the Peacekeepers on you- I mean, on him-

Coryo: Hilari, does your old man have a skirt fetish by any chance?

Hilarius: Maybe?

Felix: He does, doesn’t he.😒

Livia: Like father, like son.

Hilarius: I don’t have a skirt fetish!

Sejanus: Then explain why you stole Urban’s extra skirt from his locker yesterday.

Urban: That was you, Hilari?!😡🔪

Hilarius: Why are you guys bullying me!? I’m baby!😭

*Hours later, at the Lucky Flickerman Show*

Lucky: Welcome back, everyone! This is your host, Lucky Flickerman, your favorite Weather Man-

Casca: Booooo! Start the show, Weather Boy!

Lucky: Fine.😞 Let’s welcome back our favorite Mentors-

Domitia: Hi, Lucky!

Lucky: Hi- What happened to your pants?! Why are you guys just wearing your skirt uniform?!😱

Casca: And on LIVE TV?! Crassus Xanthos Snow, how dare you wear your pretty red skirt in front of me-

Coryo: To get more sponsors.🙄

Lucky: Who told you to-

Festus: Dean Highbottom made us do it.😉

Casca: WTH, Creed!😡 I did not-

Felix: My granduncle, the ✨President of Panem✨ gave us permission.😌💅

Casca: That’s a lie!

Urban: So what do you think, Lucky? Do we look good or what?😊🔪

Lucky: Um- I- Well, for legal reasons, we’re ending the show early-

Mr.Heavensbee: Don’t end the show yet! I’m a sponsor! I paid for this!

Hilarius: Why the heck are you here, old man?!

Mr.Heavensbee: I need more cute and sexy photos of-

Lucky: Yup. We are ending the show right now! Bye, everyone!

Casca: I’m calling the Peacekeepers on you, Heavensbee!

Mr.Heavensbee: You can’t arrest me! I’m a senior!

*Meanwhile, at the Zoo*

Jessup: You know what, I’m just glad Coryo and his rich boyfriend provided us a screen to watch their live interviews.

Lucy Gray: Oh, my dear Jessup, you just don’t understand~.

Jessup: Understand what?

Lucy Gray: That their interviews with the funny bird man are always ✨comedy gold✨.

Tanner: Brilliant even.

Coral: I can’t believe my idiot Mender-

Facet: Mentor.

Coral: My idiot Mender looks good wearing that stupid ass skirt!😫

Lucy Gray: Mine too!☺️

Treech: Mine’s the best!

Sheaf: No, mine!

Dill: You’re all wrong! Felix has the sexiest legs!

Mizzen: Dill, shut up! You’re too young for this!

Dill: You’re just jealous that my Mentor’s prettier than yours!

Mizzen: That’s just Ravinstill Propaganda, Dill!

Reaper: Why can’t they just be normal?!😩

Brandy: Says the one who’s shouting at the sky all day.🙄

Lucy Gray: But we all know that my Mentor is the prettiest!

Marcus: F*ck this. I’m going to bed.

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quietwingsinthesky · 9 months

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your aro dean posts remind me of the siren episode! people use the fact dean got a "male" siren as a way to prove that dean is attracted to men in meta posts, but the siren itself tells dean that it took this form because the type of intimacy dean longs for the most is a platonic relationship (a brother that looks up to him and trusts him)

LITERALLY!!!! I was mostly joking when I made my first post about aro!dean being the closest thing we have to canon, but???? I mean????

The more you look, the more the evidence stacks up: His longest relationship pre-canon lasted a few weeks. (Thinking of Cassie here, who I think is valid evidence for a demiromantic dean reading but could also be him wanting a deeper relationship with her and thinking the only way forward was a romantic one.) (his relationship with lisa pre-canon was that they had bendy sex lmao.) His fantasy world with the djinn gives him a fake wife who isn’t even a real person he knows but a fantasy from a advertisement (if I remember correctly.) AND he spends that whole episode more focused on the fact that his relationship with that version of Sam is so damaged. His siren takes the form a brother when his relationship with Sam is at its rockiest. When Zach puts him in his little au where Dean’s a Normal Guy, he still lives alone, no hint of even a fake romance this time. Sam and Dean SAVE THE WORLD because their relationship as brothers is so important and powerful, literally destiny changing, they held together under a pressure that broke two archangels apart!!! His relationship with Lisa is very clearly A Performance underpinned by caring about her and Ben but not being able to do so in the way she needs. He meets Benny in purgatory and when their relationship deepens beyond friendship, he likens it to being brothers. Family is always and forever Thee most important thing to him. He repeatedly voices a distaste for dating and the like. He literally just wants to nest in a war bunker with his brother and his buddies, cooking burgers and making sure they’re all safe 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Alsjdjlfjfkd sorry that’s so long but like!! Making a point!!! This man does not need a romantic relationship, he does not want it, he is always more fulfilled by platonic relationships!!!

#he is so important to me #and grows in importance every day #spn #aro!dean #dean winchester #ask

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pillow-anime-talk · 2 years

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fangirls!

request ; @faiirymint: a scenario where himuro and kise introducing their s/o to their fangirls. at first they were feeling hesitant cause they are afraid that their fangirls will dislike or hate them, but it was the exact opposite! the fangirls love them so much, they’re very pretty and kind, that’s why they love them. now all the letters and gift that dedicated for himuro and kise, are now for their s/o. should they feel happy cause the fangirls accept their s/o, or should they feel worried cause the might got stole away from them? please make it wholesome and cute! 🥺🤍

# tags: scenarios; current relationships; soft romance; light comedy; mostly fluff; fangirls!; reader is so pretty (as always, wink); sfw

includes: female reader ft. tatsuya himuro & ryouta kise {knb}

author’s note: i love this!!

— TATSUYA

It was Saturday afternoon when you and a tall teenager crossed the threshold of the school, or rather a huge gym with the sound of a basketball bouncing off the court. That day you decided to tell your boyfriend’s fans that he’s already taken by someone, and at the same time very happy and indescribably in love.

From the very morning you were very stressed and literally sick (I mean, your stomach and head hurt so badly), but Tatsuya reassured you saying that no matter what, he would always be with you and no one would destroy your happiness. He was more clingy than usual, and kept giving you small kisses right in the middle of your forehead.

You entered the building, holding hands; your embrace was firm, confident, and at the same time affectionate and charming. It wasn’t a surprise to the rest of your boyfriend’s team that you came with him because they knew you perfectly well, however the fans waiting for him seemed very surprised and curious about you.

Your smile, directed at a dozen of girls, was hesitant, shy and gentle. However, as soon as you noticed that the first one was returning your facial expressions, you immediately felt relief in your heart and soul.

“... It’s Y/N, my precious girlfriend. Please be nice to her because her person means a lot to me and is my greatest support. Of course, you all are my support too, don’t worry.” The dark-haired man asked them in a pleasant tone of voice, and the teenagers merely nodded, immediately coming closer to you.

“... What class are you in?”

“You’re so sweet! Can we be friends on LINE and Instagram?”

“Do you like strawberry bars? I have one here!”

You and Himuro were a bit shocked. Suddenly, all the gifts that were meant to go to your partner were in your arms, and you tried to hold in your hands all the boxes of chocolates, lots of fruit bars, fragrant flowers and love letters. With a slight blush, you thanked and answered every question you were asked. Each of the females who was in the gym was very understanding and even jealous of you.

“... Himuro-san, go to your team. We want to go for a walk with Y/N-san!”

“Exactly, we want to show her the little ducklings that have settled down next to the cherry tree!”

That day your boyfriend lost his fans, and you unexpectedly gained them.

— RYOUTA

You’ve really talked a lot about coming out as a couple; you were fed up with hiding among your family and other people close to you (especially at school and at work – you just had a hard time refusing to meet or talk to other people, even if you didn’t feel like it). You wanted to go for a short walk during the day without any face masks, without stress and uncertainty, you wanted to go to the gallery for cold tea or hot coffee, you wanted to go to the swimming pool, SPA and museums together. You dreamed of posting shared photos on your social media and a trip to the zoo together. You wanted to celebrate your important days and anniversaries in a restaurant, not with the fast food you ordered. It was mentally exhausting, very tiring.

So one day Kise had a really serious and honest conversation with you. He told about his feelings and how he really would like to introduce you to his fans. Of course, he added that their reaction may vary, but he would really like to introduce them to his most important person, his girlfriend. You were very happy that day, because it only testified to his sincere feelings and serious plans for you. You agreed right away, asking how you should behave, what to wear and where to say about it.

At the beginning, of course, you wanted to talk about it at school – but not all Ryouta fangirls went to the same school with you. That’s why you finally decided to make a short live at his Instagram.

Anddddd.. it was a bull’s eye!

When you started broadcasting you thought it would take up to an hour, but to your great surprise – you ended your live after more than five hours. During this time, you talked to Kise fans, talked about your relationship, how you met, and even played a short game about compatibility in your relationship.

You were surprised by the fact that there was no person in the chat who did not like you that day. All your boyfriend’s fangirls were incredibly supportive, sweet and curious about you. They asked you a lot of questions (about your education, your passion, your favorite things, even your zodiac sign and your MBTI), praised your looks (hair, nails, smile and even your forehead) and your style of dress (they asked where you got your clothes and what style do you prefer). Everyone was delighted with you and at some point Kise’s presence ceased to matter to several hundred people on your live.

“... Y/N-chan ...! Don’t forget that you are dating me… ” His baby moan reached your ears and you giggled a little.

“I know that, Ryouta. It’s just that your fans are so lovely. Thank you very much for welcoming me so warmly! I would like to hug you all!”

After your sentence, a lot of hearts and other emojis appeared in the chat. More people wrote compliments in your direction, and others offered you coffee, a meeting, chocolates and flowers. Kise already knew then that from now on no letter would end up in his school locker and from now on you will be the main topic of talks between teenagers in the school corridor and in the cafeteria.

But was he regretting and angry? Big no. If his capricious and crazy fans love you, everyone will love you as much as he does.

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crossovershipstournament · 9 months

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ROUND 4: Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales 2017)/Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Max Goof (Disney)/Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Propaganda for Webby Vanderquack/Mabel Pines:

Automatic-in. Adorable little weird girlies who love grappling hooks, and are also so cool and badass. Mabel would knit Webby a sweater and she'd NEVER take it off. Also they're both just so full of love and heart; what with Mabel being the entire heart of her show (to me <3) and Webby being so loyal to her loved ones that she manages to bring her best friend back from the Shadow Realm through the sheer power of friendship. They are both EXPLODING with love and they'd be such a lovey-dovey power couple 🥺🥺🥺

Propaganda for Max Goof/Yakko Warner:

I just like them. I think its cute. Romeo and juliet vibes because theyre from different studios, Disney vs warner brothers. They're both funny, dorky guys, and they bring out the best in each other. Plus only child vs overworked older child turned parent is a really good dynamic too.

YAX SWEEP

#YAX SWEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

#yakko x max opened my third eye #this needs to be a thing

Cameo of Max's VA expressing approval of the ship~!

#YAX SWEEP #LETS GOOO

#yax propagandists ASSEMBLE

#yax sweep #they deserve it

Ok I keep forgetting to submit my own Yax propoganga but I have put so much thought into them.

They have the same sense of humor, we literally see them tell almost identical jokes. They’re both such dramatic showoffs and they both are schemers, they're both the brains of their group (friends v family)

They’re complimentary.

They’re foils.

Beause Yakko isn’t as open with his emotions, he’s more sarcasti. But Max has been truthful about what he feels since Goof Troop. It's there on the surface and he communicates and understands in ways that would be SO good for Yakko. They're two sides of the same coin. They are opposites but they support each others weaknesses. Yakko wants so badly to make people laugh, and it’s so important to him to do so. His self worth is connected to it, but Max doesn’t like his laugh and suppresses it. It practically writes itself. So yeah, there’s all the fun WB/Disney forbidden lovers, but it works off a dynamic that would already work really well. That's why I like them so much

Art Credit: Max/Yakko art by @/doodle-poofes Webby/Mabel art by me, @/astro-b-o-y-d

#Crossover Ships Tournament #Poll Tournament #Mabel Pines #Gravity Falls #Webby Vanderquack #Ducktales #Ducktales 2017 #Max Goof #Goof Troop #A Goofy Movie #Yakko Warner #Animaniacs

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mcyt-peach · 2 years

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I know I am annoying with these but I can’t write requests in short messages so sorry 💐-here are flowers as an apology 🥺

So can I request something like “fake date” with the reader (the reader has to get the parents of their back, the real date cancel last minute before important event…something like this) where the reader ask the favour of Dream, Sap, Karl or Wilbur to pretend to be their date

Something funny and fluffy 🙏🏻 (in the end trashing the event, bragging “they chose me not you”, making nice memories etc.)

Thank you sooo much and also take care of yourself eat,hydrate and take breaks if you need to☀️☁️

With a virtual hugs and best wishes,

Yours, 🎧anon

fake dating dream, sapnap, karl and wilbur

⋆｡˚ summary: sometimes the situation calls for a boyfriend and who better to fake date than your best friend

⋆｡˚ including: cc!dream, cc!sapnap, cc!karl and cc!wilbur

⋆｡˚ warnings: reader uses they/them pronouns, swearing, mentions of infidelity

⋆｡˚ note: 🎧anon you are so smart for this!!!! fake dating is my favorite trope so this was such a blast to write and it ended up being pretty long lol :)

Dream

“Why would I risk my top secret identity so you can save face?” Dream was sprawled out on his couch, oblivious to your inner turmoil

“C’moooooon! You don’t get it! My cousin is so annoying. She keeps bragging about her partner and gives me dirty looks for being single.” you flop down beside him and push your face into a pillow to fake scream

when the two of you arrived at the small family party, you mingled with aunts and uncles you hadn’t seen in a while as Dream played games with the younger kids

the real fun began when your dreaded cousin slithered, ahem, walked over

“Y/n! How nice to see you and your... friend.”

Dream took her sneer as a challenge, “That’s funny! You’re missing the ‘boy’ in front of ‘friend’.”

feeling the tension in the air, you figure you might as well fan the flames “Where’s your ‘friend’?”

glaring at your question, she continues, “They’re working overtime tonight. Between you and me, they’re saving up for an engagement ring.”

her smirk is like a slap in the face, if she marries you’ll never hear the end of it, but your lamenting is interrupted

“Oh really?! Guess we better beat them to it then, huh baby?” Dream’s arm was suddenly very present against your shoulder, as he broke eye contact with your cousin only to look into your eyes

you were shell shocked, flabbergasted even, only managing a small “Um, yeah.” in the midst of Dream’s eyes locked with yours, questioning if his boyfriend status was still fake

Sapnap

“Oh my God! Don’t tell me that’s her!” Sap yells over the blasting music, pointing at the girl across the room

slapping his hand down so she won’t stare, you follow where he looked, seeing the girl who had stolen every boyfriend you’d ever brought to a party

maybe it was the atmosphere or the way Sapnap was already giving her the death stare, but you got the most wonderful idea, leaning over to whisper your plan to him

“Hey cutie!” leave it to her to flirt with someone who currently had his arms wrapped around your waist, something you were trying to ignore how natural it felt

feeling Sapnap squeeze you a bit tighter, you spit back, “Where’s your boy toy? Though you said he was the hottest guy you ever met, remember, last party I was at?”

she gives you a pinched smile “Oh, he wasn’t very faithful, though I’m sure you know that.”

Sapnap laughs from over your shoulder “Well, maybe you should look for a different type. I’d say ‘men who aren’t taken’ is always a good place.”

her frown and the stomp of her tacky shoes as she retreats is the best thing you could’ve asked for

though, the way Sapnap holds you close for the rest of the night might be better

Karl

“Y/n there’s no way I’m sitting in a suit for hours on end outside with a bunch of strangers. That’s literally a nightmare I’ve had before.” you were getting nowhere trying to convince Karl to come to your friend’s wedding with you

every wedding you’d been to in the past 5 years had been spent hiding from your parents and the new suitor they’d picked for you

why they needed you to be married asap, you had no clue, something told you it was a generational thing but you weren’t willing to hear it out

you’d much rather spend the 5 hour reception with your friend than a stranger who your parents tried to convince you to date

“Karllllllll. They’re literally having a baby pig as the ring bearer! Pleaseeeeee.”

well that did the trick, seeing as he’s tucked into the makeshift pews beside you

despite his role as your plus one, it was your parents who were absolutely enamored with him, smiling and chatting about how you met, what he did for work and the dreaded question, when he was planning on proposing

the new bride was more than happy to slide up to you after the ceremony “I was wondering when one of you would confess. It was so obvious the two of you were fawning over each other for so long.”

her laugh teeters off as she moves on to other guests, but when Karl comes to drag you onto the dance floor, you’re still thinking about her little comment

Wilbur

could you really call yourself a friend of Wilbur’s if you didn’t go to every new cafe he recommended

apparently not, because he’d drag you there no matter what you said

stepping into the quaint shop and seeing all the couples, you got a bit embarrassed at the way you jumped to conclusions, wondering if it was a date

ordering your drinks and settling into one of the booths, your attention is drawn by the bell on the door, quickly ducking down after seeing your ex walk in

Wilbur scrunches his eyebrows at your behavior, but soon notices and ducks down with you, smiling at your antics and whispering, “Pretty cozy down here.”

you don’t even need to look to know your ex is approaching, seeing the way Wilbur brings himself to his full height and puffs his chest out unconsciously

“Y/n, fancy seeing you here. You never liked going out to places like these when we were together.” the emphasis he places on “we” as if you’re still dating almost makes you hurl

“Hmm, maybe it had more to do with the company than the drinks.” Wilbur gave his classic shit-eating grin, sipping his coffee

the silent flapping of your ex’s mouth is only allowed for a moment before Wilbur stands up from the booth

“Well, we’ve got to go. Love waits for no man, you know how it is.” the hand he claps on your ex’s back is hardly gentle

but the way he holds your hand as you exit the cafe makes his boyfriend status feel more real than the facade he put on for your ex

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spiteless-xo · 10 months

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💲

🧠 Hange. Or Levi. Or both.

😬

✅

🥰 ooo yay tysm for asking!!

💲Would you ever open commissions?

I’ve definitely thought about this in the past and this might sound lame but I feel like if I ever got to the point where people wanted to pay me to write for them, I’d feel like I MADE IT as an author 🙈

My dream is to one day be able to write for a living so that’d be really cool to see that people are willing to spend money for something I’ve made 🥺

So, short answer: yeah maybe one day!

😬Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

Definitely That Night 🫣 It’s the first fic I wrote (recently-ish) so I feel like my writing is a little rougher in that fic. Also it’s got absolutely ZERO plot and is just about getting fucked by 3 anime guys 😫

✅What’s something that appears in your fics over and over again, even if you don’t mean it to?

Because I write fics about Reader sleeping w multiple people, I often talk about how a character kisses in comparison to another character 💀

so like “x’s kisses are soft and slow while y kisses with passion and intensity” or something like that. if i catch it when i’m editing i take it out now lol but i think it’s in at least 3 of my currently published fics

🧠Pick a character and I’ll tell you my favourite headcanon for them - Hange, Levi

oooo ok!! I don’t think about these guys much so i don’t have a lot but lemme give you what i got (sorry if this is more than what you asked for!!)

general headcanons - levi, hange

levi

acts of service is his love language for sure 🥺 i feel like he struggles to express his feelings with words or even affection, but he’ll make you tea if you’re not feeling well or clean up the house for you to lighten your workload if you’ve had a bad day

i think he derives his self worth through his career success and money. growing up with little, i think he wouldn’t feel like he made it in life unless he was wealthy and in a well respected position

i don’t think he’d necessarily be flashy with his money. like i don’t think he’d drive a sports car or something like that, it’s more of a security thing to know that if he needed $x for something, he has it available

idk why but i feel like this man has a sweet tooth 🥺 love chocolates and candies and especially gummy candies!! i feel like he’s got a stash somewhere in the house because he doesn’t like to share

i feel like marriage would be really important to him. even tho it’s just a piece of paper and a couple of rings, i think it makes him feel secure in his relationship — but at the same time it would be really difficult for him to propose because even if you’ve been dating forever, he’d still have that small bead of insecurity that you’re going to leave

hange

non-binary, they/them. i feel like that’s mostly canon but some people still write them with different pronouns idk. i feel like i could never write smut for hange because i can’t decide if it’s hotter for them to have a dick or a strap 🫣

will befriend literally anyone. i feel like if the two of you go out to the grocery store together, they’re chatting up the other customers, asking for recommendations from the butcher at the deli counter, talking to the cashier about school 💀 every outing takes 10x longer when you’re with them

has a hard time sitting still and is CONSTANTLY tinkering with stuff. like the two of you can’t have a moment of peace without hange being like, does that picture frame look crooked to you? i bet i could fix it. or like there’s horseback riding at a local farm nearby!! i already booked us a date there 🥰

doesn’t drink! idk why but i feel like they don’t like the way alcohol makes them feel (either in the moment or the hangover the next day) so they don’t drink. has no problem if you do and will always be your DD and go out with you, which is actually super nice because they always take care of you if you have too much 🥺

they hyperfixate on a new hobby every couple of months. this month it’s golf, so they brought a brand new set of clubs, rangefinder, golf watch, membership to the local golf club 💀 is already dragging the others on a golf trip with them later in the summer. but this same time next year, they’ll be into something completely different like photography or something 😭

you’ll literally have a separate room in the house for all of the stuff they bought during their hyperfixations that they won’t let you sell/throw out in case they wanna get back into it

asks game questions

#tiff.ask #moot.hangesbrattyapprentice #asks game #levi.hc #hange.hc

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kylejsugarman · 11 months

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Please don’t ever feel like you’re annoying us w your au! It really makes me feel like I’m watching Jesse live out his Happily Ever After in Alaska which is all I’ve ever wanted, your characters are so drawn out they’re basically canon to me now <3 Baby esp speaks to the Weird Little Girl I used to be who was also obsessed w marine biology (I esp love Orcas… Baby hit me w some Orca facts pls??) also would love to hear more ab this au + Mike lives w Jesse in Alaska au bc you know that’s my favorite 🥺👉👈

IM 🥺 literally i just need to know that things will be ok for him in the end, ill make the spinoff sequel show, ill build his little alaska world. it really means a lot to hear that people actually Like the au and the characters because its super special to me!! we all need some love and warmth and a little kid who pretends to be coral and fact checked the "blackfish" documentary, and no one deserves all that more than jesse tbh 💕

and u also know that my love for the mike + jesse dynamic got dialed up to 11 the first time i got within 10 feet of ur blog, so of COURSE i was going to figure out a way to get them back together. it just makes me so emotional to think of jesse not only having the closest thing he ever had to a positive male role model back in his life, but having someone who Knows what exactly he went through and how specifically, granularly fucked up it was. someone who knows what he means when he says "i thought i saw Him in a crowd today", someone who will listen and understand the extent of the depravity when he talks about his captivity. that just feels so important, to have one positive connection to his past that jesse can bring into his new life and also that connection gets to be mike!!! best friend mike!! who was already getting soft for the kid and seeing him here—free, in control of his life, no one telling him what to do—and with a soft place to land in his family just makes the heart grow fonder. mike is of course cursed to always be a crusty old man, but that doesn't mean he can't take the family fishing (towards the end, before everything fell apart, he'd started thinking about maybe teaching jesse to fish. it'd probably be too boring for the kid but its a good skill to have) and get baby one of those plastic "my first fishing pole" poles. it just really makes that aching emptiness in his chest that he's been trying to fill ever since matty feel smaller when mike comes up the cabin and opens the door to demi instantly taking his jacket and telling him that she recorded the toronto game for him since he was driving up during it, to baby solemnly informing him about how salmon migration patterns have changed in the area where they usually fish, and to jesse who always looks at him like that first time they first crossed paths in alaska, with that kind of pitiful, kind of heartwarming combo of disbelief and childlike glee. like he's afraid this is all a dream but doesn't want to wake up and found out. mike's less stingy with hugs these days.

#angrylesbianstereotype #ask #syd squeaks #this got stupid long christ but this is also ur fault for summoning mike jesse demons that accost me every single day #jesse pinkman #mike ehrmantraut #demi ayuluk #baby ayuluk

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juniperhillpatient · 1 year

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Scream 6 re-watch thoughts (SPOILER alert!)

-there are so many details & references in this movie! I feel like I’ll catch more every time I re-watch

-quinn’s fake death is hilarious on re-watch. I love the kirsch siblings they’re so fucking funny. she didn’t have to fake be on the phone worried about the killings while ethan loomed behind her ominously for danny to see. iconic. theatre kid vibes. I bet richie sometimes let them be in his movies & they loved it & got all cutely excited

-on that note we were robbed of more quinn & ethan interactions 😭 I’m not sure what I would do to change this because obviously the mystery has to be kept alive but I love them & I wish I could see more of them being siblings

-the script is actually SO smart. every bit of dialogue between the heroes & villains before Ghostface is revealed is so well done with the consistent theme of “you fuck with my family, you die” except you don’t KNOW til the end how important some of those dialogue moments were. Idk just brilliant

-the parallels with this being a story about siblings killing for their sibling & the way the lines between Sam & Ghostface are blurring! ooh it’s so well done

-I love the carpenter sisters & the meeks martin twins i don’t care how corny the whole “core four” “we’re a family” thing is. inject it into my blood I love found family I love siblings who have a fun or complicated dynamic & would do anything for each other. the core four’s dynamic is my life actually

-I’ve seen a few people who didn’t like the final battle but this was possibly the best final battle of the entire franchise to me so far & I’m extremely confused by this bizarre take. like. I’ve seen it said a few times now but I don’t get it. Ethan & Wayne’s deaths were iconic. the whole “you have to let me go” thing. the reveals. the way I fucking CALLED it the first time I watched oh I KNEW it as soon as Quinn mentioned a dead brother! the synchronized knife swipe!!!

-the SYNCHRONIZED KNIFE SWIPE!

--the SYNCHRONIZED FUCKING KNIFE SWIPE! 🔪🔪🔪🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖🔪🔪🔪

-have I mentioned the synchronized knife swipe???

-Ethan’s death was so sexy sorry to his fan girls but I could watch Tara twist that knife into his skull all day

-Sam & Billy are the father daughter duo of all time I love you badly cgi’d skeet ulrich & I’m being totally sincere

-Chad almost dying should be a thing in every movie. I want him to have Vam Palmer Yellowjackets same ability to defy death it’s so funny to me

-“more main cast members should’ve died!!” I get this. I do. it’s a tough one. but. Ummm consider this. it’s secretly a feel good found family movie??? and also I don’t want my characters who I love to die 🥺 thanks for considering! the movie was perfect argument over forever

-my biggest critique is that my girl quinn had such a fucking lame death they could’ve had Sam & Tara team up on her, they could’ve done anything! sorry to Wayne & Ethan girlies but she was the most fun & charismatic Ghostface of the movie & her death was wasted. that’s literally my only issue with the entire movie.

-and I guess they could’ve done more with nyc & also I’m sad there was no beheadings except a mannequin but like… oh well. those things I can move past pretty easily. the did do a lot with nyc. the alley scene, the subway scene, the convenience store scene, & the ladder scene between apartments were all amazing. gale’s battle with Ghostface was a bit lame but I’m not sure what I would change since I don’t like. want Gale to die lol (maybe a little tiny bit I did but it’s complicated)

-Kirby’s role was perfect I love her & Hayden’s facial expressions are almost as good as David arquette’s

-anywho Sam wearing her daddy’s mask & using her daddy’s weapon & being a boss ass bitch was great. the gray tank top is my actual favorite character ❤️❤️❤️

#scream 6 spoilers #scream 6 #I’ve already talked about this movie a lot but I just re watched it so have some re watch thoughts lol

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wannabe-cartoonist-blog · 1 year

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The thing that always gets me is that when Wally was born, Iris was not that old, like she was 18 max and she still looked at Wally, this literal infant, who was placed into her arms for the first time and said to herself, “he’s mine.” Like she choose, completely and utterly, to in many ways be his mother, while still arguably still just a child herself bc on some level she knew someone had to love this child bc his parents sure fucking wouldn’t.

She choose to be there, she choose love, she choose that responsibility all on her own. She’s a fucking icon. She’s instrumental to Wally’s life and she fucking choose to be! Just 🥺🥺🥺🥺!!!!

🗣🗣 SAY IT LOOOOUUUDER!!! 🗣🗣

Canon is vague/wishy washy about whether or not Wally’s parents were actually abusive vs. just super neglectful, but we can infer a lot from what he says/how he views Iris. Iris, who he has said on multiple occasions, was the first person to ever show him what love really meant. Iris, who was still in college/barely out of it the first time Wally’s parents sent him off to live with her for the summer, and who still made that the most memorable and enjoyable time for him to the point where Wally couldn’t even be upset about being sent away, because he was so excited to see Iris. Iris, who “saved his life” by “getting him out of that house”.

I’m reading Williamson’s run on The Flash for the first time (finally) and oh my lord, the Wally and Iris feels. (For the most part, up until Vol 7, bc that’s where I’m at right now, but shit is about to go down in Flash War LOL) Wally has partly accepted his life being erased. His children no longer existing. His wife not remembering him. He even drops pursuing her. Hell, he like hardly mentions his parents/trying to make his parents remember him. But the one person he is still hung up on is Iris. The person he gets flowers for, just because. The person he refuses to confront because he physically can’t take the rejection of her not remembering him. I had the song “When She Loved Me” by Sarah McLachlan on repeat while drawing this, because that is *such* a good Iris & Wally song (from Wally’s POV), especially in Rebirth’s continuity.

I drew/headcanon Iris being around 15 when Wally is born, and it’s love at first sight. She is always so thrilled to have Wally. She loves the way strangers think he’s *her* kid (even if the stranger has a snooty comment to offer about her being too young of a mother). She’s the most important person to Wally, even surpassing Barry. But when Barry comes into the picture, he fits perfectly too. They become this inseparable little family unit. For all intents an purposes, Iris and Barry are his parents. They’re the people he talks most about when asked about his family. I headcanon that if he’s buying a present for Barry or getting flowers for Iris, he’ll just say “it’s for my dad/mom”.

It’s a major part of the reason the Flash is my fav dc line of characters: they are these wonderful little found family units that only get better with each edition to it (from Jay, to Bart, to Ace/Wallace, to Avery). But I will always have a special place in my heart reserved solely for Iris & Wally. The fic “reach for the sky” is one of my favs cause it’s got a lot of these tropes.

#i LOVED seeing this in my inbox thank you?!#you guys can ALWAYS drop me a message about your headcanons or thoughts on ANY fandom I love to shoot the shit #wannabespeaks #iris west #wally west #dc comics #the flash

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catindabag · 3 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (73)

*The Mole People Problem*

Pres.Ravinstill: Felix! Felix! My dearest son, where art thou? Gran Gran needs you!

Felix: *walks in wearing pajamas* Gran Gran, I’m not your son. I’m your grandnephew, remember?

Pres.Ravinstill: My son, you’re finally here!

Felix: I’m not-

Pres.Ravinstill: Good morning, son!

Felix: Good morning.

Pres.Ravinstill: Now give your dear old Gran Gran a hug!🥰

Felix: I already gave you a great bear hug last night.

Pres.Ravinstill: Gran Gran needs another one. I’m sad.

Felix: Gran Gran, please. I still want to roll around my bed before going to school.

Pres.Ravinstill: But I’m lonely and your mean mother bullied me again.

Felix: Why? What did you do now?

Pres.Ravinstill: I accidentally hanged up on her and now she took all of my cute coloring books off the shelf.😢

Felix: You’re the President. You have the power to-

Pres.Ravinstill: Your scary mother is more powerful than me. She’s the true head of the ✨Bichon Frisé Cult✨, remember?

Felix: Right.😑

Pres.Ravinstill: She’s also the Vice President of Panem.

Felix: And you’re the President!

Pres.Ravinstill: I’m scared.

Felix: Fine. I’ll talk to mother.

Pres.Ravinstill: Yey!

Felix: May I go now?

Pres.Ravinstill: But my hug.🥺

Felix: I’ll hug you later.

Pres.Ravinstill: My hug!😭

Felix: After school.

Pres.Ravinstill: 100 bucks?

Felix: No.

Androcles: *jumps out of nowhere* I’ll give you a hug! I’ll give you the best hug ever!

Hilarius: Free money!

Festus: Our money!

Coryo: I need money.

Pres.Ravinstill: Hello, Little Snow! How are you?

Coryo: I’m fine. Thank you.

Pres.Ravinstill: How’s the baby?

Coryo: What baby?

Pres.Ravinstill: You’re currently pregnant, right?

Coryo: I’m not pregnant.

Felix: Not yet.

Pres.Ravinstill: Are you pregnant with Strabo Plinth’s baby?

Coryo: I’m not-

Pres.Ravinstill: Highbottom’s baby?

Coryo: Ew. No.

Pres.Ravinstill: Oh, thank Panem! Thank you, Panem!

Coryo: Why?

Pres.Ravinstill: It’s not drunk Dean loser Highbottom’s baby!🥳

Coryo: I’m not pregnant!

Pres.Ravinsill: With his baby!

Coryo: Ugh. Fine! I’m pregnant with my sugar daddy’s baby! Happy?!

Pres.Ravinstill: Congratulations on your first pregnancy, Little Snow!

Coryo: Thanks.😑

Pres.Ravinstill: I hope you and old Strabo Plinth will have 24 and more babies in the future.

Coryo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever you say, Mr. President.

Pres.Ravinstill: I’ll even give you and your husband a million bucks for every SnowPlinth pregnancy!

Coryo: You’ll give me money?

Pres.Ravinstill: Lots!

Hilarius: I’m pregnant too!

Felix: Hilari, you’re a virgin.

Hilarius: A miracle baby!

Felix: Shut up!

Hilarius: I need child support.

Androcles: You’re not pregnant.

Hilarius: Says who?

Androcles: You just want the money.

Hilarius: So?

Androcles: Go home.

Hilarius: I can’t. My mommy and daddy are still angry with me.😢

Coryo: We brought bread pudding.

Pres.Ravinstill: Oh! I love bread pudding! Is it fresh?

Coryo: Straight out of my poor family’s rusty oven.

Hilarius: There’s a bun in my royal oven too!

Coryo: Go away, Heavensbee!

Sejanus: *quickly runs in and hugs Coryo from behind* Hi, Felix!

Apollo: Good morning, Class Pres!

Felix: How did you-

Sejanus: Your mother opened the gates for us.

Felix: My mother welcomed you in?!

Sejanus: And gave us free access to roam around your royal palace.

Apollo: She was so nice.😊

Felix: But she’s allergic to Coryo and Heavensbee!

Coryo: Is it because I’m poor?

Felix: Yeah. She’s allergic to poor people and homeless Hilari.

Hilarius: I’m not homeless!😫

Festus: Bro, you’re literally living and sleeping inside my cozy dumpster since the day your evil mommy and daddy disowned you.

Hilarius: They’re just teaching me an important lesson on how to be self-sufficient, resilient, and independent!

Festus: No, they’re not. They kicked you out.

Hilarius: They’ll take me back!

Festus: No, they won’t.

Hilarius: Someday!

Coryo: Hilari, please stop with your nonsense.

Hilarius: But-

Coryo: Creed’s right.

Hilarius: No, he’s not!

Coryo: 2 days ago, your parents even told Lucky Flickerman, Jubilee, Mr. Malmsey, and Capitol News that little “perfect” Plotinus is now the new Heavensbee heir.

Hilarius: My evil little brother is not the Heavensbee heir! I am!

Coryo: Not anymore.

Hilarius: I’m the rightful heir! I’m the true Queen Bee! I’m the real Beyoncé super fan!

Sejanus: Poor Hilari. You’ve been replaced by your own baby brother.

Hilarius: *starts wailing* I know! How could they?!

Sejanus: How could they what?

Hilarius: How could they kick a poor homeless pregnant Hilarius Heavensbee out of his own home?!😭

Sejanus: Do you need a hug?

Hilarius: I need money and a rich sugar daddy! I’m pregnant with Strabo Plinth’s baby!😭

Coryo: You’re not pregnant!

Felix: But seriously, bro, why are you even here? It’s so early in the morning!

Hilarius: So?

Felix: Mr. Sunny Sun Sun is still in bed with Mrs. Moony.

Apollo: I’m up!

Felix: You’re not the sun.

Apollo: I’m the sun god Apollo!

Hilarius: But do you like my new shiny short shorts?

Felix: No.

Hilarius: I bought them from Mama Cardew’s little shop yesterday.☺️

Felix: You said that you don’t have money to buy new clothes.

Hilarius: They were on sale.

Felix: Who gave you money?

Hilarius: Creed gave me money.

Festus: I did not!

Hilarius: I borrowed some money from Coryo’s tiger cousin.

Coryo: What money?! We have no money! Tigris doesn’t even work anymore! We’re poor!

Hilarius: Your tiger cousin doesn’t work anymore?!

Coryo: Yeah.😞 She got fired for being a cheese addict.

Hilarius: She got fired for eating too much cheese?!

Coryo: No, not really.

Hilarius: So what’s the truth?

Coryo: Fabricia freaking Whatnot fired my poor cousin because she was actually stealing and eating expensive cheese cubes all day.

Hilarius: Oh. She’s a thief.

Coryo: A cheese thief.

Hilarius: So who’s actually paying your family’s bills and groceries?

Coryo: My sugar daddy.

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s sugar daddy.🥰

Coryo: We know, Babe.

Felix: Tell us the truth, Hilari.

Hilarius: Fine! A magical talking raccoon gave me some money to buy new clothes.

Felix: Heavensbee!

Hilarius: President Gran Gran threw money at me because I’m pretty.

Pres.Ravinstill: I did?

Hilarius: No. I just made that up.

Felix: Get out.

Hilarius: But Gran Gran invited us to come over for breakfast!

Felix: He did?!

Pres.Ravinstill: I did!

Felix: With my whole family?!

Hilarius: He did!

Felix: You’re lying.

Coryo: No. Homeless Hilari is actually telling the truth. Gran Gran even sent us an exclusive Ravinstill invitation last night.

Pres.Ravinstill: Surprise!🥳

Felix: Explain yourself, old man!

Pres.Ravinstill: I was lonely and they needed money.

Sejanus: Except for me. I’m rich.

Coryo: We know, Babe. We know.

Sejanus: Do you want me to kiss you in front of President Ravinstill, my love?😍

Coryo: Later.

Sejanus: Pretty please?🥺🙏

Coryo: After breakfast.

Sejanus: Then let’s “make out” and “make love” inside the Presidential Palace-

Coryo: Babe, shut up! You’re making me blush!

Sejanus: Let’s also “make love” inside the Presidential Office!

Coryo: Stop embarrassing me!

Sejanus: I know you want to.😏

Coryo: Babe, please! You’re making me weak on the knees!

Sejanus: Then I’ll sweep you off your feet!😍

Coryo: Panem, help me.

Androcles: That’s hot.

Felix: Is that even allowed?!

Pres.Ravinstill: I’ll allow it!

Felix: Gran Gran!

Sejanus: I love you.

Coryo: *quickly covers his blushing face* I love you too, Babe.

Pres.Ravinstill: But the kiss! Where’s the kiss?! I want to see the kiss!

Coryo: Later! I’m blushing!

Pres.Ravinstill: No! Kiss him now! Kiss him now, Little Snow!

Sejanus: Kiss me, my love! Kiss me!

Coryo: *is still covering his face* I can’t! I’m shy! I might pass out!

Apollo: That’s so cute!

Festus: I’m telling Lizzie.

Pres.Ravinstill: Somebody get me my SnowPlinth camera! Somebody get it now before the Vice President kicks me out of my office again!

Coryo: Mr. President!

Hilarius: Lol. I’m recording this.

Pres.Ravinstill: *is now clapping and shouting like a madman* Strabo x Crassus forever! Strabo x Crassus forever! Strabo x Crassus forever and ever and ever!

Androcles: That’s the wrong SnowPlinth Fan Club!

Pres.Ravinstill: It’s the original one, you uncultured child!

Androcles: Original?

Pres.Ravinsill: Yup! I was even the SnowPlinth Fan Club’s founder and president!☺️

Felix: *sighs* Nevermind. You don’t have to explain yourself.😑

Pres.Ravinstill: Now kiss!

Coryo: I’m shy!

Sejanus: I’m not.😘

Mrs.Ravinstill: *walks in* Felix Ravinstill!

Felix: Yes, mother?

Mrs.Ravinstill: It’s ✨Vice President✨ to you, boy!

Felix: But-

Mrs.Ravinstill: Now go back to your room and change!

Felix: Yes, Mrs. Vice President.😞

Mrs.Ravinstill: Good.

Coryo: Hi.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Don’t touch me or talk to me. You’re poor.

Coryo: Coriolanus is sad now.😢

Sejanus: But Mrs. Vice President-

Mrs.Ravinstill: Who are you again?

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s beloved boyfriend, fiancé, baby daddy, husband, and sugar daddy!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Are you rich?

Sejanus: Very rich.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Good. Welcome to the family.

Sejanus: My Snow Bae is also pregnant with my baby right now.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Really? *turns to Coryo* Are you pregnant?

Coryo: *sweats nervously* Yes, Mrs. Vice President! I’m pregnant with my sugar daddy’s baby!

Mrs.Ravinstill: How many?

Coryo: How many what?

Mrs.Ravinstill: Children.

Coryo: 24 and more.😔

Mrs.Ravinstill: Fine. You can talk to me and my dog.

Hilarius: Hi!😀

Mrs.Ravinstill: Ew. A disowned homeless child.

Hilarius: I’m the real Queen Bee!😭

Mrs.Ravinsill: Doubt.

Felix: Mother, you’re killing me!

Mrs.Ravinstill: I’m not just your mother, boy! I’m the Vice President of Panem!

Pres.Ravinstill: Can I have my cute coloring books back?

Mrs.Ravinstill: Not until you kneel before me and my diamond encrusted 7 inch heels!

Pres.Ravinstill: I did nothing wrong!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Apologize, old man!

Pres.Ravinsill: Never!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Fine. I’ll burn your ugly coloring books before bedtime.

Pres.Ravinsill: I will cry!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Then cry harder!

Peacekeeper Joe: *runs in* Mr. President! Mr. President, your golden phone is ringing!

Pres.Ravinstill: Am I in trouble?

Peacekeeper Joe: No.

Pres.Ravinstill: Who’s calling?

Peacekeeper Joe: I don’t know.

Pres.Ravinstill: Oh, no! Felix, help me! The President’s golden phone is ringing! I’m scared!

Felix: You’re the President!

Pres.Ravinstill: I’m just a poor retired old man. I can’t afford an expensive golden phone.

Felix: Gran Gran, it’s your phone!

Pres.Ravinstill: It might be Mama Cardew or Mr. Anderson’s evil mom!

Androcles: My mother’s not evil.

Pres.Ravinstill: She tried to blackmail me and my darling Bichon Frisé puppies for more money last week!

Androcles: That’s normal.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Move aside, peasants! I’ll answer the phone!

Felix: Can I go? I’m hungry.

Mrs.Ravinstill: No! Everyone is not allowed to leave until I say so!

Felix: Yes, Mrs. Vice President.😞

Mrs.Ravinstill: *picks up the phone* Hello? Who’s this? Are you homeless, poor, or both?

D13: President Ravinstill?

Mrs.Ravinstill: Is this Mama Cardew or the royal dog walker?

D13: This is District 13.

Mrs.Ravinstill: District 13 doesn’t exist, you uncultured swine!

D13: It does!

Mrs.Ravinsill: Ew! A poor homeless peasant is speaking to me!

D13: District 13’s not homeless!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Yes, you are! Bye!

D13: Where’s President Ravinstill?!

Mrs.Ravinstill: He’s busy! Goodbye!

D13: No! Don’t hang up! District 13 still exist! We still exist!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Ew! I’m allergic to rebels and mole people!

D13: Don’t hang up!

Mrs.Ravinstill: I hate charity!

D13: We’re not a charity!

Mrs.Ravinstill: AU REVOIR, b*tch!

D13: Wait!

Mrs.Ravinstill: *angrily throws the golden phone out of the window*

D13: Hello? Hello?!

Pres.Ravinstill: Who was it?

Mrs.Ravinstill: F*ckin’ mole people.

Pres.Ravinstill: Ew.

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sigilsmut · 1 year

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I drew this small reference sheet for Honeko 🥺 + some updated info! I can’t tell you how many days or months it took me to make this character, but know that her google doc notes being 14 pages long should tell you everything you need to know.

Name change. Before, his name was Honeko Krueger because originally there was gonna be a horror theme for him. However, I changed his last name to Bellamoth to follow the theme of One Piece characters who have fauna related names (i.e. Monkey D. Luffy, Nico Robin, Boa Hancock). Plus it just sounds and looks cuter on paper.

Absolute gender fuck. Do not ask what’s in her pants, because her answer is guns. No but seriously, I’ve been in a mental debate with this for the longest time because of the way One Piece handles trans characters back then vs recently. I had two options that I kept bouncing back and forth between, but I think for now I can say she’s trans-coded just to be safe (emphasis on think). She still uses she/he pronouns and does not care if you use feminine or even masculine terms, so long as it’s not in a derogatory manner.

He’ll do things like wear lipstick and choosing not wear a bra because he doesn’t feel the need to bind. This is an example of when Honeko describes her gender as “a man’s spirit inside a woman’s body”.

Distinct markings. One thing that’s important to me when it comes to character design is giving them unique characteristics. Although this sounds obvious when designing characters, I like taking traits that seem traditionally masculine or feminine and mixing them up, like giving my feminine characters thicker eyebrows as an example. Honeko also has freckles on his face, collarbone, and shoulders, but I forgot to add them in the picture above. I also like giving my characters body modifications and distinct tattoos should they have any. Which leads me to my next point:

Classic Bellamoth tattoo. The tattoo you see in the picture is a rotting fish jumping after an oblong coin, the same ones used in Maneki-neko statues. This can mean many things, honestly, but it mostly serves as a reference to her affinity for gambling and her family’s business. There’s even a whole reason as to why you should never gamble with a Bellamoth (yes she does use her last name as a threat). Most if not all of the Bellamoth family members have a tattoo that’s luck related as their permanent lucky charm, so this tattoo can just be Honeko’s personal charm of sorts. It also signifies that her family is so feared to gamble against.

Wild Witch of the West. Honeko is still a cowboy just as I intended. Sometimes his outfits are revealing, sometimes they’re concealed. But one thing to note is that Honeko loves wearing chaps, crotchless chaps, assless chaps, chaps galore! Lacytanga will always be shot from the usual dual revolvers and from inside his boots. From his bullet-filled belts to his holsters that hold his signature weapons, to his trademark hat, this cowboy is one that definitely should not be looked down upon.

Infernal Angel. Speaking of which, I did indeed change her epithet from Hell’s Angel for a specific reason. Honeko being called an “Infernal Angel” is meant to be derogatory (“curse that infernal angel!”), but it derives from her Devil Fruit abilities being used in her revolvers and her demeanor in and out of battle. In a way, she’s being referred to as a “fallen angel”, like her “fall from grace” when she initially broke away from the family. The Japanese word for fallen angel is “datenshi” (堕天��). However, “Infernal Angel” literally translates to “Hell Angel” (地獄の天使 Jigoku no Tenshi).

Bad Bitchery Team. Honeko and Nami. Since the former has joined Luffy’s crew for as long as Usopp or even Nami (somewhere in between), the two instantly hit it off with money, fashion, and beauty. Nami is the main one to drag Honeko along if she hears rumors of treasures buried within the islands they visit and go to investigate. Once Robin joined the crew, the badassery of these three tripled. I’d call them the Powerpuff Trio to mirror the Monster Trio, mainly because of their hair colors, but how fucking crazy would it be if I dubbed them the Pussycat Trio. (I just really love trio characters with ginger, blonde, and black hair colors)

That’s all for now! I’m writing up a more polished google page containing all of Honeko’s information including powers and abilities, relationships, and (sbs-related) trivia!

#oc #one piece oc #one piece x black reader #oc x canon #trivial information #.renaissance

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Gather around the fire, children. It is time for Rosie Ro’s headcannons. • Peony and Jay have the most special relationship, but it has its trials. I feel like during her teenage years, she might have some pent up angst about Jay being absent and unreliable. She had the reader, sure, but her dad is so smart and caring and she really looked up to that—she wanted him around more often. But also, she’s a smart girl herself and comes to understand why he made the choices he did.

• Ariel believes in unicorns. Like, really believes in them. Fairies, too. She weeps like a baby when Klitz tells her that they’re fake. (It would probably be Klitz, he’s like “well they’re not scientifically correct honey! 🤓” and reader’s like “shut up let her dream.”)

• Speaking of the Klitz family, Tim can only produce girls. Like no matter how many Klitz babies happen, he’s a chronic girl dad. (I feel like he wants a million kids with the reader but she’s like “alright slow your roll bud we can only afford so many.”)

• Peter (he’s a Soph deep cut) and Genevieve are super close. They’re like the good ending version of Annie and Ellen.

• Annie makes Joby a lot more soft. He thinks he’s all rock and roll and no feelings, but he finds himself crying just thinking about her. (Fun fact: my dad used to be in a band and he kept baby pictures of me and my brother pasted to his instrument cases. Joby vibes for sure.)

• All of the Bezukhov babies would be progressive little boys and girls. Both Pierre and reader would instill more “out there” values in them for the time period and they all grow up to be outspoken in their opinions. (Pierre has that “he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit” allyship energy about him haha.)

WOO, yippee! Feel free to agree or disagree with any of these, just my silly little thoughts. Love always! -🥀

oh i’m so excited for this okay

i totally 10000% agree with this. i think you’re spot on. i haven’t published a fic i started like six months ago yet, but like, it touches on jay being absentee and whatnot. those two are so strongly bonded though that yeah, they always work through whatever quarrels they have with each other.🤍

YES OH MY GOD. i used to love unicorns even when i knew they weren’t real. i just thought the idea of them was cool. but entirely, and ari won’t let her dad spoil things for aurora and she entertains her little sister’s love in magical beings for as long as possible :)

this man is fertile and he only makes girls amen in the name of the father, son, and timothy klitz amen

PETER OH MY LORD I LITERALLY NEVER TALK ABOUT HIM. okay this is the one headcanon i sadly have to deny because @spicedchaiandromeda and i have discussed in extent that like ginny HATES peter. she’s so jealous of him when he’s little and thinks her dad loves him more, which isn’t true of course. maybe one day i’ll touch on it but yeah, peter and ginny have a bit of a rocky relationship being half siblings and whatnot

OH A BILLION PERCENT. cause at night when he gets home late from a show and goes into her room to kiss her head, she’ll wake up and make him pull her into his arms and just rock her for a bit. she doesn’t care if he’s still a bit sweaty, she just wants her daddy. and he’ll hold her and look at her sleepy little face and sniffle because damn, what did he do to deserve this?

oh entirely!! dimitri is gay, so i mean it only makes sense!! you and pierre had always taught progressive and accepting beliefs to your children from the beginning, and when dimitri came out it became much more important. and the whole “he’s confused but he’s got the spirit” thing wipes me out because it’s totally true. pierre said “ally!🏳️‍🌈”

roro THANK YOU for the headcanons🥺 you give me motivation to complete my drafts and keep up with these babies. to everybody reading this, i apologize for the lack of interaction lately, i do love you all though and think about you🤍

#btw soph #🥀 anon #peony okja #jay okja #ariel ivy klitz #aurora seraphine klitz #timothy klitz #peter matthew freeman #annie hendrix taylor #joby taylor #pierre bezukhov #dimitri peotrovich bezukhov

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Hello again my love 💕 I just wanted to say I saw one of your asks earlier — and I wanted to pitch in if it's okay. ❤️

I'm a few years older than you, and I still haven't really figured out where to go and what to do. I tried to go along with something I liked and my health didn't allow it, so I felt really lost for a while. Messed up two courses. Couldn't finish either.

When you're super young, turning twenty, it seems like a real tragedy if you don't have things figured out, and it doesn't help when other people, family or friends, rush you as well. But I promise you, it's not a race. You have no idea how many friends I have close to their thirties who are still figuring it out. One got his degree, but can't find a job in the field, so now he is studying something else. Another one struggled too much with her course and had to change directions. Another one works in a factory but it's not something he wants to do forever. Another one is trying art. And they're far from 18 by now.

It's so much more common and normal than you think. It's OK to struggle and take your time to try different things, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The most important thing is to keep going and trying. It's your life and it's OK to go with small things and small plans, you don't have to have a big goal in your head right away. People change, things happen, my friend's stepfather literally just went back to college. Take care of your mental health and go along with little, easier plans, whatever you can bear. Along the way you will find something you enjoy doing ❤️

So don't stress too much about the future, step by step is what makes the journey. It will get better and you will figure it out, give yourself time though 🥺❤️ sending you so much love 💕

Thank you so much for taking your time to write this because now I feel a lot better about myself and yeah it’s OK if you don’t have your whole life figured out at 20 years old… I cannot help but feel like some people are so much younger than me and they’re so successful. I’m just here.

I wish the best for you and your friends because you all deserve to achieve your dreams just like I do I mean, I have this habit of stressing out a lot. It affects my health a lot. I’ve literally gotten physically so weak. My emotions don’t exist anymore, right I feel so numb about everything.

But I hope I’ll get better. I want to take some antidepressant pills. My parents don’t want me to. Let’s hope I’ll get better.

And thank you so much for always coming here to me I know youre a fairy atp 🧚‍♀️🩷

#asks

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