#they would all kill each other

[thehecklingmouse]

Toh can finally join the possessed child club! 

#when the overly anxious child gets possessed by an eldritch horror #they would all kill each other #toh hunter #darcy amphibia #marcy amphibia #bill chiper #gravity falls dipper #toh spoilers #toh belos #Bones screams into the void

[blended-ice]

“He’s the only one I knew that could pound whiskey like a sailor then keep up with me on the dance floor.”

aka my take on Alastor and Mimzy back when they were still alive!

#I want them to be the comedic dynamic duo of all time #both have bizzare questionable morals both kill people but both care about each other #Alastor: sweetheart you can’t keep hitting people with cars #Mimzy: but listen dollface the bitch deserved it this time I swear! #A: *sigh* guess we’ll have to move again #or #M: Al the fuck are ya doin? there’s blood all over my brand new WHITE CARPET #A: well maybe next time you should buy something patterned! hides stains better! #they would be so annoying #hazbin hotel #alastor #mimzy #id in alt text #fanart #peas n guac

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

i bet the aftg universe youtube videos of "neil josten and kevin day having the greatest exy friendship for 12 minutes" slapped severely

#there would be a thirty second clip of them just giggling in an interview like little kids #or neil posting the most unflattering photo of kevin #“kevin day what would be the first thing you do if you woke up in neil jostens body” “kill myself” #theyll spend a whole interview insulting each other but in the last thirty seconds kevin will be like #“”i cant imagine ever going to the olympics without him“ #and the interviewer is like you called him a feral raccoon two minutes ago #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day

[celestemonarch]

My first thought was these two for obvious reasons.

(Flashbacks to the Qi Rong Incident)

#heaven official's blessing #heavens official blessing #tgcf #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #how am i supposed to be normal about this #they are in love #i can’t get them out of my head #they are my everything #he would kill for him and all of you know it #who am I kidding they would kill for each other

[copypastus]

Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.

Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #tamlin #rhysand #acofas #acowar #acofas is enemy mine #stop coming to his house to bully tamlin challenge #i don't care if rhys comes with an excuse to discuss the boarders he goes off over the MILDEST shit #'i don't want illyrian brutes in my lands' #DDDD: how dare you????? #dude you don't want illyrian brutes in your lands either i don't see them hangining out in velaris #the dudes who die en masse every blood rite coz they'd rather kill each other than climb a mountain #who mutilate their women and would rather discard a weapon if a woman touched it #yeah why wouldn't you want an army of those in your war ravaged lands truly a mystery #rhys coming in with “”“harsh truths”“” more like rhys being a petty bitch #tamlin saves his mate AND HIM from being hella dead without asking for anything back #lost all respect for him in that scene #dude's comepletely winning at life and still can't leave well enough alone #i don't need them to be friends again just stop coming to the spring court #pro tamlin #anti rhysand #anti inner circle

[regina-del-cielo]

Maybe it's a 'study finds water is wet' type of thought, but

considering it's an action movie whose overall plot is "immortal warriors Fuck Shit Up™️", I think it's significant that in The Old Guard the thing that makes Copley pull red strings through his Murder Conspiracy Board and say "[Merrick] doesn't care what [Andy]'s done with [her immortality]" is the people they save, not the ones they kill

Most of the Conspiracy Board is him circling random newspaper headlines and faces on old photographs to (more or less realistically) follow the immortals' treck through the world and big historical events. Which is, in-canon, not much different than putting portraits from different centuries next to a picture of Keanu Reeves and saying "they look the same, clearly Reeves is an immortal!"

But then there are the connections. A little girl holding Joe's hand in WW1 becoming the youngest (and first) woman to be awarded a Nobel Prize for Medicine (suck it, Kozak). Or the grandchild of a family that Andy saved from [something] helping people escape from the Khmer Rouge genocide in Cambodia.

They are warriors. They have fought and been in the midst of countless wars, major or minor, throughout history. They must have killed as many people as they saved... and yet.

It's not them taking out a random warlord or dictator or rabidly hateful politician that has tangible repercussions in history. It's the children and families they get out of war zones, save from accidents, protect from natural disasters. People to whom they give a second chance at life, and grow to change the world (or even just their own world), like a mysterious stranger once changed theirs just by holding out a hand or patching a wound.

I don't know I just think it's particularly neat

#my ponderings #the old guard #I know we all love to play the 'if you could go back in time and kill One Person who would it be' game #but I think a movie that makes it EXTREMELY SATISFYING to see the Bad Guys die - #- having 'actually the best and greatest changes happen when people help each other' as its underlying message... #it means something #I also think it connects to Andy feeling like nothing she does changes anything at the start of the movie #for 80% of her life you could Solve A Problem by Taking Out The Guy Causing The Problem #especially in battle! you kill the general and you win. if you win the Problem Is Solved #but then everything becomes More Complex. the Problems™️ are globalized and/or systemic. #and Winning a Battle means just killing people. it doesn't Stop The Problem (nor really end a war) #so it feels useless #and even when they save people... they can’t stay in people's lives for long because immortality #which means they can never know what happens to the people they save #they don't (and can't) have the full picture

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

years later someone buys the plot, turns on the lights and is suddenly worshipped as a sun god by a bunch of puppets falling apart at the seams

pov you break into the spooky abandoned Playfellow Studios building for shits and giggles

#lore tidbit! the plot is not available for purchase #the building is only Technically abandoned. its still very much Owned private property! #actually ive been thinking about the Other side of this au. the people's perspective #cause in this au at least they all Knew the puppets were alive #many employees - especially the ones working 'closest' to the puppets - put up a huge fight when the show got canceled #but it was either Disassemble (kill) Them or Lock Them Away #and honestly? killing the neighbors would've been somewhat of a mercy #but the employees had no way of knowing just how Bad things would get #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and i mean. the building's electricity bill remains paid. #the employees that felt really bad kept it paid over the years - devoting a bit of their income each to it #thinking the puppets would a) be awake & b) be able to figure it out #yeah that's actually a lil fun tragic tidbit as well - if any of the puppets had found the breaker.... #or found it and Messed with it a lil... flipped the right switch... #they would've gotten the lights back on no problem #but yeah anyway ive been Thinking about the employees' side of things a lot #might tie that in with act two. it'd make sense considering the shit that happens #well either they'd help the puppets out or they'd get shoved into one of the sinkholes by barnaby. so. #bc if we're talkin seriously here. the puppets are more likely to kill a person than worship them for any reason #they'd go full 'THREAT!! THREAT!! ELIMINATE THE THREAT!!! WE'RE NOT LOSING ANYONE ELSE!!!' mode

[spock-smokes-weed]

Since maul is such a perfectionist and needs his REVENGE on Obi-Wan to be planned out and perfect, I feel like if they ever just bumped into each other Maul wouldn’t go full feral mode

Obi-Wan would be like “oh damn I guess we gotta fight to the death now :/“ and Maul grinding his teeth like “no not today it’s not on the flow chart”

#obimaul #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #star wars #star wars the clone wars #obi-wan goes camping and finds out that maul has rented the space next to him #and is like ‘well I guess if we can’t kill each other yet do you want some hot dogs’ #and maul is so fucking pissed cus he wants to kill him so bad but he had BIG PLANS #and killing him rn would not be poetic enough #all while obi-wan is like ‘sooo is that a yes on the hot dogs???’

[eshtaresht]

somebody had to do it

#trigun #vash the stampede #vash #cowboy beebop #spike spiegel #lupin the 3rd #lupin the iii #I hope it's readable after all the compression #makes me wonder if these three would get along or hate each other's guts. could be both #also I kinda forgot lupin lore and had to google him and he killed people in cold blood? and animals??? I thought he was a pacifist

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

mad scientist solidarity

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #mia winters #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #they do not like each other #but real recognizes real #'i would kill u if i could but i have respect for u' #ethan sitting there trying to zone out #hed leave all upset and mia and karl would instantly stop and look at each other like 😧 #sad wet pathetic man and his insane messed up partners

[peachandpinwheel]

so fascinated by Dead Friend Forever in that I haven't seen it and don't really know what it's about and every single gifset I see of it is like two regular dudes having a regular conversation and then underneath it will inexplicably be some user comment about one of them stabbing the other to death

#apparently they are all maybe killing each other or something but you would not know this from the scenes tumblr users choose to gif #and i think thats neat #dead friend forever #hope youre having fun guys #dff

[cervideity]

Checking in for the night

#four swords #four swords manga #violet link #green link #red link #blue link #what a nice young boy. ... good goddess what is happening out there #are you sure you want One bedroom. in close quarters? yes maam. okay.... #i realized partway thru makin it that i put them all in the. idk obvious roles? i dont think this is Always the arrangement just tobe clear #if it were up to me they would all brawl... smash brothers brawl......... (makes them all fight in smash like akira himekawa did) #kill each other now. its funny. i like it. #<- very obvious has MANY siblings voice

[vrronica-sawyer]

Soul Eater Trigun au doodles except none of these idiots would be able to soul resonate early enough into their relationships to be assigned partners in school sorry shipper nations

Do NOT look at these weapons pls I hate drawing guns

#u may be able to soul resonate with someone u argue with alot but not if y’all aren’t on the same page during a fight #vash probably disagrees with killing and eating witches #and thinks u should put a kieshan egg to rest instead of eating it after u kill it #Milly’s probably the only one go with the flow enough to work with that #i think Meryl’s just very picky and emotionally guarded so she doesn’t have an official partner #wolfwoods concjnced he’s gonna be one of those self wielding weapons and doesn’t need a Miester #but the four of them would be a team and eventually they’d all be able to wield each other #also I didn’t rlly draw it but knives is a weapon who doesn’t want to be one so he’s enrolled as a Miester #I was also thinking vash and knives are witches enrolled in the school like hana in the manga #vash wants to just coexist and pretend he’s human and knives is hoping to take over the school one day and change how witches r treated #Trigun #soul eater #Trigun au #soul eater au #polygun #meryl stryfe #trimax #trigun maximum #milly thompson #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #millions knives #rill’sart #rill'sart #fanart

[bonefall]

Tried to do the Gray Cats Blue Eyes challenge and just ended up drawing The Buddies lmaoo

Cinderpelt and Littlecloud is everything to me. the bond between a girl and her offputting ShadowClan bestie is a very special thing

#fennelposting #Willie_Nelson_Love_You_Until_The_Day_I_Die.mp3 #it's about the way cinder died SO young... but she would always be his best friend. the best friend he ever had #And she died just after getting to the lake. When everything was new #Little shared his leeches with her after Spotty's died in the fire along with Yellow #Cinder saved his life when the plague nearly killed him #They worked on a device for Wildfur together #Traveled into the unknown away from the only home they'd ever known #And then she was gone. There was no way of ever knowing that the last time he saw her would be the last #All of that in the brief window of time in which they knew each other #it KILLS ME #better bones au

[kagoutiss]

together, for tomorrow

#death stranding #death stranding 2 #fragile #higgs monaghan #that theory of them being in cahoots in the sequel…yeah #idk if its true but 1) respective stick and rope motifs #2) disaster duo attempts to run joint business venture without killing or traumatizing each other: the sequel #like it would be interesting. is all im saying

[starry-bi-sky]

idle clone^2 food for thought (cw gun tw murder) and. thinking about how danny in canon is very protective of his people. and as a collective fanon we like to make him go Batshit when his people are severely injured.

and im just mmmmm,,,,, danny would kill if damian (or anyone in his family) got extremely hurt. but only under very specific circumstances. like they've been backed up into a corner and can't get out and it's either kill or be killed. like his go-to is non-lethal force but then someone takes out his little brother, whose breathing but not getting up and hurt badly, and there's nowhere for them to escape and these guys are gonna do much worse soon.

but there's a gun nearby and within danny's reach, and the guys who have them trapped are gloating and only half-paying attention because what are they going to do now? they have him trapped.

and they hurt his little brother.

and danny doesn't see red. everything just goes into cold, static focus instead. and he puts a bullet through the stomach of the first guy he sees.

And i'm just picturing Danny with this stone cold fury on his face, his hands shaking, as he looks the main guy (who know he's a clone) in the eye and says "your first mistake was thinking i'm batman"

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpdc au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc crossover #dc x dp #dpxdc au #clone^2 #tw murder #tw gun #“your second mistake was attacking my brother” #“please i have a family” “so do i” #i think it would neat is all. clone danny is very similar to bruce in many ways. but not this. #and i think it would be a very neat (important?) contrast is all beyond the other differences #because they're both vigilantes. they both love their family. they both are protective. they both are so similar to each other #and yet so different. i think there should be at least one major difference between them both. danny doesnt agree with murder and is usuall #the 'i would die for my family' type. but under specific circumstances he would flip the script and become 'i will kill for them' #and there is NOTHING WRONG with the fact that bruce doesn't kill. this isn't to bash bruce for not killing. but i think it would be #a neat distinction between them both. thats all. #bruce is not the 'lesser' person for not killing. #“i dont kill based on my respect for life.“ ”my respect for life ends with my brother/family.” #“and you hurt them. so now all bets are off” #stay tuned yall i may or may not post a rare thomas wayne au post today