#dpdc au

[starry-bi-sky]

Danielle and Danyal's meeting... very, very quickly goes very sour from, basically, the moment Danny steps into his room and finds Ellie sitting on his bed (strike one) and reading the comic books Tucker introduced him to (strike two). By the time she's looked up to address him, Danny has the door locked, and a hand hovering near the knife hidden under his shirt.

She gets her third strike when Danny, in a voice that could make the mountains tremble, demands to know how she got into his room, and she lies (with uncertainty of her decision growing in her chest) that Jazz let her in. Danny's hand shifts closer to his weapon, and he turns towards her fully, and says that Jazz would never let someone he didn’t know into his room, and who was she.

(Vlad Masters had underprepared Danielle for her meeting with Danny -- not out of any completely direct malicious intent, but he failed to mention just how... 'touchy' Daniel could be -- he failed to mention the scars littering up his arms, unhidden by the hoodie tee he meets Ellie in. He failed to mention that along with those scars, that Danny was visibly lean, capable of doing very real damage without the use of his powers.)

(He tells Ellie that he’s adopted, and that he is observant and clever, but ungrateful and has a bad attitude.)

Her final strike occurs when Ellie, trying to keep her facade of cheeriness, tells him that she’s his third cousin once removed. Immediately, Danny has his dagger pulled out, and Ellie finds herself with the cold metal of a blade pressing against her throat.

Danyal 'A.G' Fenton hasn’t killed since he arrived in Amity Park. At first it was because mother told him to keep a low profile, and killing would do the opposite of that. But, he's been slowly learning from his sister and friends over the years the value of human life. So it's become a combination of keeping his head down, and also that life has value to it.

But. That doesn’t mean he can’t kill, nor is he opposed to doing it if the situation calls for it. It just means that he doesn't do it. And ‘Danielle’ is an unknown in his room, claiming to be family to him, and appearing uncannily similar to him and his family. Either someone hired her and she was trying to pass herself off as a relative to him because that someone realized Danny was the biggest threat, or, his false death has been compromised, his mother was unable to tell him, and the league was aware he was alive.

No matter how he looks at it, this Danielle was a threat to him, his sister, his friends, to Damian, and to the Drs. Fenton. Danyal Fenton doesn't kill, but he has no problems doing so.

(Ellie, pinned under Danny’s knee and the blade to her neck, is too terrified to think of phasing out of his hold. Not that it would help, he would just chase after her.)

“You have broken into my home, dared to lie to my face, and when I demanded to know the truth, you dared lie to me again." Danny's scowl could cower even Skulker, his glacier blue eyes burning. "Your continual breath has been a favor from me, that I have graciously allowed, from the moment you entered my room, dahkil."

"So I will ask one more time," he hisses, "who. are. you."

Danielle, only a few months old, unprepared for the ice storm that is "Daniel" Fenton, and his clone in only flesh and blood, and not memories, immediately breaks. And tells him that she was his clone, that Vlad sent her to come capture him, and to please not kill her.

Danny's face twists with anger, Ellie thinks he's going to kill her anyways. Instead, he withdraws his knife and gets off her, stringing out curses in Arabic as he sheathes his weapon back into its hiding place faster than Ellie can blink.

He switches to English as she is collecting her bearings (and contemplating fleeing), and Danny paces the room like a tiger in a cage. "--of course that wretched, arrogant, peacocking little ingrate would do something so infuriating. I should have driven my sword into the shrivel of his heart when I had the chance--"

Ellie, for a moment, thinks of leaving while he is distracted. And starts to slowly creep away. But Danny notices instantly, and whirls on her. His too-bright eyes bore into her head: "Where do you think you're going."

"...I'm leaving."

And Danny scoffs at her, "Why? So you can fly back to Masters and tell him that you failed to capture me, and that I know that he cloned me?" He says, and Ellie remains silent -- that's exactly what she was going to do. "He will destroy you within seconds."

Of course, Ellie rears back in offense, and she finds the footing to glare at him. "He would not! He's my dad, he loves me!"

Danny gets in her face, glowering back with an equal intensity. "He does not." He snaps, "Vlad Masters has not a soul in his body nor a heart in his chest. He would sooner cut off the hand that helps him stand, than to take it along with him."

"If you're really made of my blood, then I will teach you only this: we bow not our heads nor our hearts to anyone." Danny's too-blue eyes narrow, and his voice dips into a hiss, "Especially not to a conniving snake like Masters. Your heart: cut it off, or cut it out. He will sooner leave you to bleed."

Then, he unlocks the door and drags her out before she has much time to act. And as he drags her down the hall he shoots Sam and Tucker a text, and they meet up at Nasty Burger. Ellie is a spitfire, but Danny has her too intimidated to leave.

"This is Danielle," he tells them bluntly as he corners her into the booth, "she's my clone. Masters created her."

Ellie is with them for a week, and somehow throughout that time, Danny manages to actually get her to like him throughout that time. He's callous, blunt, and full of sharp edges that you can cut yourself on. But when he's not spitting venom, he's fretting.

When he drags her back to the house after being with Sam and Tucker, he pulls her to Jazz's room and opens the door to tell her the same thing. "This is Danielle." He says upon abruptly opening the door, interrupting Jazz's studying as he pulls Ellie inside. "She is my clone, Masters created her. She needs clothes."

Then he turns and leaves, shutting the door behind him. Ellie, in that moment, thinks that now's her chance to flee. But Jazz then squeals, and she is trapped in new arms, shaken around by Jazz Fenton, excited for a sister.

(Ellie finds herself complaining to Jazz that night, shoved into old pajamas. She's in utter disbelief that Jazz could care about a jerk like Danny.)

("He's rough around the edges, but Danny does care." Jazz tells her, combing through her hair with her fingers. "We've been working on it ever since he joined the family, but Danny warms up slowly. He's usually less stoney; I think your arrival spooked him.")

("Spooked him?" Ellie repeats, she doesn't believe it at all. "He has a funny way of showing it, he threatened to kill me!" And she turns around just in time to see Jazz's press her lips into a line.)

("He's... very protective. He'll deny if you ask him, but he worries a lot." Jazz's fingers find her hair again. "What I do know for certain though, is that he wouldn't have kept you here if he wasn't worried about you at least a little bit.")

(Ellie doubts it.)

But Ellie is indeed there for a week, and the day after her initially rocky introduction with Danny, he is a little bit kinder to her. Still kinda a bitch, but he's less harsh to her, if... almost uncomfortable around her. Flighty, kinda.

Whenever she gets mouthy at him though, he looks oddly smug about it and, infuriatingly enough, praises her attitude. He is very, very annoying. And still kinda terrifying. But hearing him shout insults via puns at someone during a ghost fight that happens that week lessens the intimidating factor,,, a little bit.

Things go about,,,, relatively,,,, similar to canon. In the sense that it ends with Ellie defecting from Vlad because she finds out that Danny was right and that Vlad didn't actually care about her. (And that Jazz had been right too; Danny, in his weird, mean way, had been worried about her as well)

Danny looks out of his depth as she talks about how he was right, and he cuts her off with a vaguely uncomfortable clearing of his throat. And gives her the most awkward, but genuine apology he can muster.

"I should've used more tact when telling you about Masters, and I... apologize for threatening you when we met. I was..." he makes a face like he's sucked on a particularly sour lemon, "worried. First about my family, and then later about you."

(Ellie will be damned: Jazz was right)

Before Ellie leaves, Danny puts a hand on her shoulder and tells her: "I wasn't kidding about what I said to you when we first met: you are of my blood, and as such, you do not bow your head nor your heart to anyone."

Ellie looks at him, thinks about the last week, and smiles like she's caught him in a trap. "What about Sam and Tucker then? And Jazz?"

Danny smiles, it's awkward and tilted, like his face isn't used to the gesture. "We bow not our hearts, but that doesn't mean we can't share."

#danny speaks in formal english when he's pissed. he goes full on 'i shall eat his heart in the marketplace' levels of formal #not quite a ficlet not quite a post talking about the idea but a secret third option: its both of these at the same time #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #danyal al ghul au #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp au #dpxdc au #dcdp #dpdc au #dp dc crossover #older brother danny #danny is an asshole with a heart of gold #the writing feels all over the place but since its not a fic i dont feel that self conscious about it lol. very much spitballing here #morally gray danny fenton #poc danny fenton #look ellie MIGHt - and thats a big if - have gotten away with the cousin lie if it weren't for the fact that she's danny's clone #danny who is not white nor remotely white-passing in this au. she might have gotten away if he had been and she claimed she was #from jack's side of the family. but alas. danny is adopted. the fentons are whiter than sunscreen. and danny is not. #dani and danny's meeting in danyal al ghul aus have the potenial of being IMMEDIATE dumpster fires which is very funny to me #on the basis of if danny knows he's adopted or not and if dani claims to be related directly to him or to jack. #dani: im your third cousin once removed :) #danny. is adopted: i kNOW YOU LYING. CUZ YO LIPS ARE MOVING #i got fanart for this au on haunting heroes discord and it kickstarted my thoughts about danyal again. they gave him the BATWING EYEBROWS #ellie has the batwing eyebrows too that was the mind killer thats what fucked her over /j. those are UNIQUELY BRUCE WAYNE BROWS FOLKS #fuck i wish tumblr told us on laptop when we run out of tags because i just lost like 4 of them. good thing i got screenies those were FUNN

[randomhuman45]

DPxDC Prompt (Part 1)

Low key found this in my notes and idk if I shared it before or not, soooooooooo yeahhhhhhh

Anyways this started off with the initial idea of "Bruce thinks Danny Phantom needs a contingency plan and proceeds to set up Danny Fenton as the contingency plan."

Which is honestly hilarious and low key actuate to Danny beating Dan. So yeah, that was the plan and my initial prompt and if anyone wants to add or have fun with that please @ me.

#dp x dc #dpdc #dcdp #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc au #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp au #dc x dp crossover #bruce wayne #batman #danny fenton #contingency plan #batmans contingency plan for phantom #phantom: goes crazy #batman: quick call danny fenton #phantom: *phone rings in pocket* #flash: omg he ate fenton #batman: fuck #robin: fuck #batman: you dont say that #robin: hey you told me to follow your lead. im just following orders #batman: *facepalms* #robin: *hits batmans' face* hey i like this new rule #amyways i find this concept funny #feel free to add on #feel free to make more funny or anything else

[kettlefire]

DP x DC where Danny pissed off a sorcerer/wizard/witch with a twist-

Danny doesn't really remember why or how it happens. He vaguely knows he got on someone's nerves, like he always does.

Next thing he knows he's in a dark alleyway, which would be fine if everything didn't look ten times larger than him.

It takes him an embarrassing amount of time combined with an uncomfortable interaction to realize what happened.

He's an otter. A wholehearted sea otter.

Okay, so that means whoever he pissed off has magical abilities. Which would be easy to locate if he was still in Amity.

Except he wasn't. He had no clue where he was, or how he got there, and people keep chasing him?!

He settles in hiding out in a sleek black car, sneaked in while the older man had the door open.

He's not sure if it's a blessing or a curse to still have some of his powers. But it is making being an otter just a little bit easier.

He hadn't expected to fall asleep, or to wake up being carried inside an insanely huge manor.

The old man was surprisingly gentle and sweet to him. He had truly expected to be rushed away with a broom.

Instead he was placed in nice cold bath, as the man contemplated what to do with him. The mentions of a river or a zoo, and Danny was out of there.

He's choosing to ignore the fact he was called small in the same breath.

He did feel bad for running away from the old man, but he didn't have time for possible imprisonment, he needed to find someone. Anyone that can help turn him back.

He didn't mean to accidently phase through the ground in his rush, and find himself in a cave. An actual cave, with way too much high tech equipment.

Neither did he expect to come face to face with a man dressed in black with the shockest look on his face.

Let's just say, Danny was glad this man can take a hint. Standing on the counter of a giant computer while point and chittering and squeak is not the best way to communicate.

But what else was Danny supposed to do? He was just lucky he managed himself into a vigilante's hideout.

#danny phantom #dc batman #detective comics #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc #dannyphantom #danny fenton #dpau #dp crossover #dp au #dpdc #dp #I saw a really cute video of an otter messing with marbles and this came into mind #please let's ignore the fact that Otters are actually a complete menace to society and focus on the cute and cuddly part #Danny absolutely bites everyone who tries to pick him up except Alfred #Maybe also Damian and Tim #I had to search to see if it could be possible otters to be located in Gotham the answer is yes but river otters #I don't expect anyone to tell the difference #Danny's so feed up with always sounding like a breaking squeaker #he just wants to be a boy again #but the belly scratches and snacks are so enticing #he's choosing to not think about how his home town is doing until he's finally larger can 2 1/2 feet thank you very much #multi fandom blog #fandom things #fandom #phandom

[moonlight-stalker]

# 105 DcxDp

The Justice League go to amity park to investigate

Danny gets mad that they came into his territory

#My post #Dpdc #Dpxdc au #Dp x dc fic prompt #Could be Danny just makeing there life miserable by pulling pranks #Or you can make this into horror and have Danny try to scare them out of town

[nbnaruto]

Sleep deprived but need to get this out, I know I said before it would be cool if Val changed her name to Orion because mythological hunter/constellation and even tho she stopped hunting ghosts indiscriminately being a hunter is still very much a part of her BUT what if hunter pair Val and Danny named after Shaula and Lesath, the two stars that make up the stingers in the constellation Scorpius (Who kills Orion in the myth) because even though Danny was raised to be a hunter and Val was turned into one they both turn away from the idea of what a ghost hunter 'should be' and protect both humans and ghosts etc etc. Anyway this was more for a dpxdc au since I don't think Danny would stop going by phantom unless he left amity but yeah just a thought

#shaula is val and lesath is danny or u could switch it up idc really #alternatively they could be shaula and antares which are in brightest stars in scorpius #thought about naming them after stars in the constellation orion but i really like the scorpion thing #anyway dpdc au where Val and Danny leave amity to hunt monsters a la supernatural and end up becoming part of JL dark? #blanket permission for people to use my brain worms #could also just be a supernatural au i guess if they didnt want their names to be well known #but i have dc brainrot so my mind went there first #dp x dc #dp au #also shaula and lesath are more of a pair even though i like how antares sounds that would prob be a solo name #grey ghost #doesnt have to be but know that it is to me

[precarious-hermit]

I made a meme for every DPDC Ship Week 2023 fic I wrote

Day 1 - Firsts/Lasts: Caught Before The Fall

Pairing: Dick Grayson/Dan Phantom (First Failure Ship), Eventual Dick Grayson/Dan Phantom/Roy Harper/Wally West (Washed Up Wonders Ship)

Day 2 - Soulmates: Lightning Through My Neck, And I've Found You

Pairing: Danny Fenton/Solomon Grundy (Dandy Ship)

Day 3 Coffee Shop AU: Can't Hack My Heart

Pairing: Roy Harper/Tucker Foley/Skulker (Technical Expert Ship)

Day 4 Promise/Conflict: Scavenged My Love Among The Ruin

Pairing: Bart Allen/Dan Phantom (Doomed Timelines Ship)

Day 5 - Secret Identity: Peace, Quiet, And Another God Damn Superhero

Pairing: Lancer/Clark Kent (Literacy Ship)

Day 6 - Enemies to Lovers: Partially Temporal, Partially Temperamental

Pairing: Dick Grayson/Clockwork (Golden Age Ship)

Day 7 - Royalty/Servitude: Catching Snowflakes With Your Tongue

Pairing: Bizarro/Klemper (Playdate Ship)

I love my little weirdos and I need to write more of my ships.

foldingfacets DPxDC Ship Week 2023

#DPxDC #dpxdc #foldingfacets #mellan's trying #mellan's ships #DPxDC Ship Week 2023 #Mellan's Memes

[strawberrycamel]

Communal DPxDC tag blocklist

heyy, so i'm just gonna share all the tags i've been using to block DPxDC posts bc i think it might be helpful for others trying to avoid those crossover posts.

First, the official tag that is meant to be used for dp and dc crossover posts is DPxDC (without spaces) and you are not supposed to tag either of the main fandoms when you make a DPxDC post.

That being said, my blocked tags are:

(edit: put under a readmore bc its a bit long)

anger management prompt

anger management ship

batpham

dan phantom x jason todd

danny phantom batman

danny phantom dc

danny phantom dc crossover

danny phantom x batman

danny phantom x batman crossover

danny phantom x dc

danny phantom x dc comics

danny phantom x justice league

danny phantom x young justice

danny x jason

dc x dp

dc x dp anger management

dc x dp au

dc x dp crossover

dc x dp fic

dc x dp fic idea

dc x dp prompt

dc x dp writing prompt

DC+DP

dcxdp

dcxdp crossover

dcxdp prompt

dp + dc

dp anger management

dp dc

dp dc crossover

dp x batman

DP x Batman DC

dp x dc

dp x dc anger management

dp x dc au

DP X DC Batman

dp x dc crossover

dp x dc fanfic

dp x dc fic

dp x dc headcanon

dp x dc prompt

dp x yj

dp/dc

DPDC

dpjl

DPxDC

jason todd x dan fenton

jazz x jason

jazz/jason

Ra's x Jazz

tim drake x danny fenton

There is also the option to put things in 'Filtered Post Content' which is right below 'Filtered Tags' and I've recently started to use it to block

DPxDC

As noted in the last reblog of this post, you can go full scorched earth in Filtered Post Content with one fandom to try and avoid DPxDC crossover posts as well. This doesn't work personally for me, since I like both fandoms separately, but it might be useful for others.

Please feel free to add to the blocklist!

#danny phantom #dp #dc #long post #coming out of my hidey hole for a thing #been having a time of it lately and was trying to Avoid thinking about this but alas #hopefully this can help some other folks having a time #tumblr's tagging system my beloathed #also uh #if im suddenly not your mutual anymore its not personal #i just kinda cant handle seeing dpxdc posts at all anymore so im #trying to just follow dp only blogs #and clear out everything else #i wanna reiterate i love you guys very much and you've done nothing wrong. you all are really good about tagging #so um yeah #i really hope this comes across correctly qwq i really do love you guys but i gotta do what i can to make my dash comfy #also uh. this blocklist definitely isnt perfect. just what i've seen in the last year or so / what got through my tag filters. #and even with all this + the 90 or so people i have blocked. stuff WILL still get through #but it should be a lot less stuff #i say again. tumblr's tagging system my beloathed #hmm idr if i wrote it in the post but: enjoying and making stuff for DPxDC is perfectly okay! please do keep enjoying it! /geniune #its just. a lot. for me. and im trying to avoid it is all. so uh please please be mindful of what you type for your tags #i think :squints: that covers everything #but yes please add to this blocklist if you have other tags. i would very much appreciate it

[jamsofdeath0]

DPDC au where phantom planet still kinda happens but instead of what ever the fuck Vlad was hoping to achieve with that meteorite he tries his hand at world domination by possessing the entirety of the Justice League. Danny has to team up with his parents, his sister, his friends, and varying sidekicks that managed to escape.

Maybe some sidekicks escaped because Vlad has a cap on how many people he can use this before he starts struggling and he decided the adults were a bigger threat.

Now that I think about it he'd probably just kill any normal humans he found in the league. Like Batman. After all possessing Batman if you can't access his memory or skills is rather useless. Now he could want Bruce Wayne's money but he's better going to Lex Luther for that. Also while I think Vlad's kinda incompetent he's also not above child murder so I 100% buy he'd just kill Batman after realizing the risk of keeping him alive outweighs anything he could gain from him. I also feel he'd succeed if Bats doesn't equipment that hurts him.

And sure the rules of writing and comic books kind of say a random new threat isn't allowed to kill someone important in their first meeting but the rules of writing don't apply to fanfiction. It also really set Vlad threat level. Wow I'm really accidentally planning a fic where Vlad murders Batman.

And like I know it's canon in DP that you can will a ghost out of you (jack does it) but for the sake of the plot the entire Justice League just fails at doing it. Also because it would be funny if Jack was better at not being possessed then the JL. Or I suppose he just kills anyone he can't possess..

I say it should be a reveal like Phantom Planet but maybe not a whole world reveal.

#dp x dc #dpdc

[disorganizedkitten]

An Incomplete Active Fics List

People in the Magpie discord started doing this and then I was like 'I wanna too!' so I did. But I have... probably touching a hundred fanfic wips now. So! An incomplete list of my current wips feat. the ones I care the most about or are on ao3. Assume all MLB fics are included but they're not here.

Hyacinth/The Road To Ruin “WBWL” twin au where the butterfly effect leads to Harry mistakenly being labeled Voldemort’s child, instead of the Potters’, and somehow has a better relationship with his brother for it.

THHMR That one miraculous AU that I have an visceral, physical reaction to but goshdangit it’s been five years I will finish it

Not (Our Parents’) Children The really big WBWL Necromancer Harry fic that spans over three generations, has *so many ghosts*, Fay’s an inferius, and Harry publicly ‘kills’ his brother when being the BWL is too much, then spirits him away to iceland with Juliette Black to live in peace while Harry finishes with Voldemort. There is so much going on at any given moment. Regulus Black is the sanest adult. Voldemort’s kids cause problems. They also solve them. One is dead and thus the ghostly narrator.

 Seven Months Away Barty and Regulus get to interpret the prophecy in ‘91. Barty also gets to stop Regulus from committing treason - only against the Dark Lord. Treason against the ministry is fine.

Hold Your Bloody Head Up High MHA blood quirk Izuku feat. Izuku pretending to be the 9th holder of OFA

Consequences of War Crimes May Include: No one in the first war was Innocent or Right and somehow this becomes Neville and Delphi Lestrange’s problem.

Dark Magic For Dummies Fay Dunbar may or may not be a Malfoy by birth, but honestly she can figure that out after she’s become the first person to gain a mastery in soul magic, flanked by Harry ‘please let me not be the main character’ Potter and Neville ‘the only person smart Gryffindors respect’ Longbottom/Lestrange.

Conspiracy of Errors The Potters look at the BWL insanity and choose instead to fake James and Harry’s deaths. Lily then remarries; James’ new identity, naturally. The lies end up convalescing until the twins think Lily’s a death eater.

A week in a day Theo and Harry get stuck in a time loop, with no explanation as to why they are the ones included.

Keep Me In Balance Chaos Avatar Zuko feat. Azula being obsessed with her big brother

Ghost King, Demon Prince/Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead DPDC au where Damian helps Danny fake his death

Not Every Open Wound Is Simply Healed By Time / The Hands Of Fate/Slipped to Place Me Wrong Obscurial wbwl au. Will is having a bad time. Harry is having a worse time. Leo is doing his best. Florine is just bloodthirsty.

Garden snakes BWL Neville, feat. Harry and Nev bonding over both herbology and parseltongue

Win Come Late The last Gryffindor Triwizard Champion returns as a ghost to help guide Harry through it. Myrtle joins in because *how dare you* have a ghost friend without her.

The Myrtle Tree Moaning Myrtle from the point of her death to when she makes peace with it, 50-70 years later.

The Tomyrtle fic Tom Riddle doesn’t kill Myrtle Warren - he tries to recruit her, to show off the basilisk, only to be met with a near-obscurial, suicidal third year. He decides to personally ensure she lives long enough to be happy again.

Charlie’s Demons Parselmouth Charlie au feat. Percy taking over the ministry, Voldemort being a creep, Harry having a parselmouth mentor, and the Weasley kids all pretending they’re Not Dark while mistakenly believing they are The Only One

There is Magic In every Living Thing Slytherin Harry shenanigans

#Jaymeow speaks #Jaymeow writes #wips #fanfiction #hp aus #Atla #Masterpost #Of a sort

[answrs]

fuck it. presenting my new submas au from that one mashup post

#Ingo is the embodiment of Northern/Upper Unova (as Nobori) and Emmet the Southern/Lower (as Kudari) #the gym leaders may be their cities but imo I think it's better they're just. totally normal humans. with no idea. #ngl now I'm thinking the more fun it sounds to actually do an au with this lmao #kill the cringe in your head or whatever the phrase is #if the dpdc fandom is allowed to make six million Lady Gotham fics without acknowledging the 'every so often people just recreate hetalia' aspect I'm allowed to do it too #¯⁠\_(⁠ツ⁠)_/⁠¯ #lmao suck it

anyway nothing about them really actually changes except they're just. The Subway Bosses. no one knows when they started theyve just Always Been There Please Dont Ask Questions and very much care A LOT about maintaining the quality of travel around Unova (and about Unova being stable just in general). anyway that's it that's all i got folks. thanks for coming to my ted talk or whatever lmao. o7

#sbms #subway bosses #what happens when PLA yoinks the actual living embodiment of what's possibly the highest populated country in the pokemon world you ask? #:33333 #:333333333333 #:333333333333333333333333333333 #answrs writes #mine #pokemon #theres something in here about this is how they have perfect IV statted out mons #because theyve been breeding them for centuries #but also thats sad so like. lets say the mons are like the animal companions ala gilbird and leave it at that #actually that lil bitch (jackie?????? i cant keep the names straight sorry. the Lives In The Subway dude) can be nimbasa. as a treat. #they arent lying when they say they were born in the subway with these two muppet motherfuckers looking completely baffled at them #people think theyre the reshiram/zekrom embodiments and they lean into it bc the truth would make things Very Worse if someone found out #the actual truth #'thats it thats my speech' i say. lying. #*proceeds to add like 20 fuckin tags expanding it*

[starry-bi-sky]

More clone^2 snippets

Snippet 12: hands

Lancer: dear god, Mr. Fenton, what happened to your hands!?

Danny, had a run in with Damian’s katana and both of his hands have stitches: um… cooking… accident. I can’t use them that much currently

Lancer, pale: right, yes, of course. You may have one of your friends right you notes until they are properly healed

————

Snippet 13: more hands (and dash is a dick)

Dash: I bet Fenturd’s just faking his hand injury to get out of doing class work. Getting out of classwork is my thing! I’ll show him.

Danny, minding his own business:

Dash, yanks on his fingers harshly: Freak! Did you think you could copy me and het away with it?

Danny, his stitches torn from the way Dash grabbed him: you’re the last person I’d want to copy Dash, let go.

Dash: we all know you’re faking the hand injury, there’s no way you’d— you’d—

(Danny’s hands are bleeding, and starting to smear on Dash’s hands.)

Danny, (fake) calmly: you were saying, Dash?

Dash: I - uh—

Danny: thanks for opening them up, jerk.

—————

Snippet 14: Danny is Bruce’s Clone and Bruce Wayne has been hottest man alive for many consecutive years

The A-Lister Girls are at a sleepover

Star: Never have I ever had a crush on Danny Fenton

All girls (including Star): puts a finger down

A-List Girl: Paulina put your finger down

Paulina, begrudgingly putting a finger down: he shouldn’t count - he’s a loser!

A-List Girl: he’s still the cutest boy in our grade. Put your damn finger down.

—————

Snippet 15: unstoppable force vs immovable object

(In the Clone Danny Au, since Danny is not a ghost Valerie doesn’t see Phantom as the guy who ruined her life, but a very exhausted vigilante trying his best. They’re allies with conflicting ideologies on how to handle ghosts.)

Red Huntress: are you kidding me, Phantom? You dragged a kid in with you to fight ghosts? I thought you were better than that

Wraith, offended: *opening his mouth*

Phantom, tiredly putting a hand over Damian’s mouth: *in ASL + one hand* you don’t think I tried to stop him?

Red Huntress: he’s a child, Phantom, how hard could it be?

Phantom: looks down at Wraith

Wraith: looks up at Phantom with the eyes of a hundred enraged bulls

Phantom, kneeling down to Wraith and pulling his mask up to show his mouth: *whispering inaudibly*

Wraith: *takes off in the opposite direction*

Phantom, standing up to Red: *ASL* well? go get him

————

Snippet 16: identity

(Danny and Damian are sitting on a rooftop, in the middle of a break from patrol. Damian sits between Danny’s legs and Danny is slumped over Damian’s back.)

Damian, playing with Danny’s fingers:

Danny: who are you?

Damian: Damian.

Danny: who are you not?

Damian: Damian Wayne.

Danny: do you have to be?

Damian: no.

Danny: who do you have to be?

Damian: I just have to be me.

Danny: who are you?

Damian: I’m Damian.

Danny: good.

Damian:

Danny:

Damian: who are you?

Danny, smiling: Danny

—————

Snippet 17: long hair

(In the Clone Danny Au, Danny’s hair goes to his shoulders. I was in a GNC mood at the time the au was made and it passed on to Danny.)

Tucker: are you going to cut your hair, Danny? It’s getting long.

Danny, laying against the bed frame with Sam doing his hair: probably to get the dead ends cut off. I like it long.

Sam: I like it long too.

Tucker: you like it long because he lets you do whatever you want to it

Sam: it’s also a stand against the oppressive stereotype that men can’t have long hair and must always have it short in order to appear masculine! Danny’s showing individuality and sticking it to the patriarchy at the same time!

Danny: and because I let you do whatever you want to it.

Sam, making a punk hairdo for danny: yea that too

——————

Snippet 18: Danny is Bruce Wayne’s clone and Bruce——

Danny, getting stuff from his locker: my parents have a new ‘Fenton anti-ghost sticky bomb’ they’re working on and—

Student with a photography camera: Hey, Fenton!

Danny, looking over: what?

Student: *snaps a photo* thanks!

Student walks away

Danny:

Tucker:

Sam:

Danny: so… um…. Is that- is that another Wes? Should I be worried?

Sam: you should be angry! He just took your picture without your consent! That’s a violation of your bodily autonomy.

Danny: we can keep an eye on it, Sam, and if it becomes an issue then I’ll report it to a teacher.

Danny: and as I was saying, I can’t wait to have to make sure that that doesn’t hurt anyone.

Danny: i love having to stay up late sabotaging my parents’ inventions. Yay…

—————

Snippet 19: Danny is Bruce’s clone and—

Wes: ranting about how Phantom = Danny and how there’s proof and he has it and—

Random Student from his photography club: you wanna kiss him so bad it makes you look stupid.

Wes: I do nOT

Student: Its okay Wes, so does literally everyone else.

—————

Snippet 20: Lookalike

Danny: the only good thing about being Bruce Wayne’s clone is that my Brucie Wayne Impression is spot on

Damian: what??

Danny: my Brucie Wayne impression. It shouldn’t be as fun as it is doing it

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dp x dc au #dpdc #dpxdc au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #danny fenton is a clone #danny being bruce’s clone opens up funny shenanigans that I have yet to see be used in another aus #like the fact that Bruce Wayne is Incredibly Attractive and Danny being his clone means he looks like him #and is thus ALSO very attractive to his classmates #danny having a secret club of admirers is insanely funny to me #wes weston: ranting about danny being phantom #his classmate: u have such a crush #wes: yes but NO #danny and damian have a little mantra that they repeat back at each other #to remind themselves that they are their own people #ellie gets in on it too when she’s around no worries #red huntress at wraith: child #wraith: and i took that personally fUCK YOU #damian doesnt know any asl so he currently Cant Say Shit in front of the living #he’s learning english danny will save the asl for later #this also means bby dames gets Smug bc he’s (one of) the only living person danny talks to as phantom #young children are possessive and bby dames being slightly possessive of his older brother #is very funny and very endearing to me #clone^2

[jesterlaughingstock]

Those dpdc aus are getting worse and worse

#its always some random fucking bullshit #and the most out of character fandomized and cutified interactions #i know at least 47% are just for laughs which would be fine if they were funny #they're unforunately so very not #laughing s og post #dpxdc

[godza]

brooo i wish i had my ipad last night i drew out an entire dpdc pkmn au. i didnt get very far since i didnt know what pkmn to give everybody but i started. i had types at least. except for jon i had no idea what to give him. dragon? flying? steel? oh steel is genius i might not give him a type specialty might form the team after his powers

#t

[hailsatanacab]

'fuck' for the wip meme 😈

lmaaoo in my current dp/dc fic I've used the word 'fuck' almost as many times as I've used the word 'ghost', so you know how well it's going for danny haha

Yeah, or his fucking butler will secretly steal your blood for who knows what experiments. What is it with him and his DNA that makes billionaires go crazy? Fuck.

Wip Wednesday! Send me a word and I’ll reply with the sentence it appears in :)

#i've used fuck so much in this fic which is funny because i went back to look at my psychic mdzs au wip which is of a similar length #and i've only used fuck 4 times in that #compared to the 50~ times i've used it in dpdc haha #i had a lot to choose from --- -- --- and also i was like.. #should i choose the saucy stuff from my pwp tgcf i'm (trying to) work on??? #look i'm Too Deep in dpdc to look at anything else rn but like... anon if you want something saucy #ask me fuck again and i will sauce you right up #also this really tested me -- i had to fight myself tooth and nail to not just put one of the 12 sentences that just consist of 'fuck' #i am nothing if not predictable in my writing #there's one impeccably well written sentence that's just 'fuck /fuck/' #i am a Writer #ask answered #wip wednesday #sometimes i think i ramble too much in the tags and then i think actually no i don't ramble ENOUGH

[asexualtuckerfoley]

Okay last one for the night.

At one point or another, Danielle gets hurt while Superman’s around. Bank robbery, mugging, whatever, she gets hurt before Superman can stop it. When it’s all settled, Superman tries to get her to the hospital. She objects, but he insists she needs to get looked at. They go back and forth a couple of times, and Superman is about to pick her up and take her to a hospital whether she wants to go or not, and Elle just starts sobbing. It’s not from pain or frustration, but from fear. Usually people reserve that kind of crying for before he shows up.

Finally, Superman gets at eye level with her, trying to figure out why Elle is so panicked. She’s babbling about experiments and him finding her and dissection. That’s the moment when Superman realizes his daughter isn’t human, but her injuries are bad and she needs a doctor now.

He doesn’t really have a choice in taking her to the hospital, but he promises to stay by her side the entire time, as long as she needs him. She still fights in the emergency room, screaming and crying and trying to get away but too weak to transform. The doctors try to tie her wrists to the gurney and operate there, but she tears through the leather. Superman has to hold her down long enough to get anesthetic, and now he’s close to tears too because his little girl is in pain and scared and he’s part of the cause.

The doctors manage to convince Superman to at least put scrubs and gloves on over the suit, but he will not leave her side. He tells them an obviously fake name for her, and one by one, her doctors realize they’re treating Superman’s daughter (even though they think she’s his biologically, not through adoption).

The entire floor is cleared in fifteen minutes, and Superman stays by Elle’s side even after the doctors have finished operating and gotten her into a room in the pediatric ICU. He hasn’t been this angry and sad and scared in a long time. He hasn’t felt this helpless in a long time. At one point, a nurse comes in to check Elle’s vital signs, and Superman bursts into tears when they come up low. It’s the first time anyone’s seen Superman cry.

Naturally, it leaks to the press that Superman has a daughter and she’s in the hospital, and Lois and Richard know it’s Elle but can’t get in to see her, which makes the whole situation even worse. It takes three hours for Clark to finally call them and tell them that Elle will live, but it was touch-and-go for a while.

Elle wakes up crying again, afraid and in pain, but at least she’s got her Pa there with her.

#dpdc #danny phantom #superman returns #superman crossover #dani phantom #danny phantom crossover #crossovers #minific #fic ideas #myfic #elle white au #i'm turning into baby angst

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2

snippet 21: Danny is Bruce Wayne's Clone and--

Star, with the rest of the A-List girls: alright ladies! it's time for our quarterly 'cutest boys' list! Now I'll get straight to the point, in our number one spot is--

All girls, in unison: Danny Fenton

Star, writing it down on a whiteboard: and for our number two spot--

---------- Snippet 22: clone meet clone

Ellie, dramatically: Danny!

Danny, equally dramatic: Ellie!

Ellie, pushing past him and looking around: where is he! i wanna see the little guy!

Damian, with a sword, brandishing it dangerously: *in arabic* don't come any closer, stay back!

Danny, wrapping an arm around Ellie's waist and pulling her back: woah, woah - he's still adjusting to everything

Danny, turning towards Damian with his google translate open: [please don't stab her. this is Ellie my clone.]

Damian, lowering his sword in disbelief: 'there's MORE of you?

-------------- Snippet 23: Ellie has the same epiphany as Danny

Ellie:...hey Danny

Danny, pouring over his arabic book: hm

Ellie: since I'm your clone, and you're a clone of Bruce Wayne, and Damian is a clone of Damian Wayne, does that technically mean I'm his mom - uh. dad-mom?

Danny:

Ellie:...its a fair question

Danny: .....*deep sigh* you're his cousin until further notice.

------------ Snippet 24: wait for me ii (hadestown, live vers.)

(i'm not sure of the context, but i've been thinking of Danny saying this to Damian during a serious moment for days. the snippet title is the song that the dialogue below is from)

Danny, fixing up Damian's wraith suit: the meanest dog you'll ever meet

Danny, zipping up damian's jacket: it ain't the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother,

Danny, adjusting Damian's gloves, pausing to look him in the eye: that's the worst of him.

Danny, he holds a finger up to Damian's eyes and points it at him: the dog you really got to dread, is the one that howls inside your head

Danny, grabbing damian's mask and smoothing it over his eyes: it's him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing

------------ Snippet 25: Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone-- (Battinson Vers*)

Ember, in the middle of a fight with Phantom + Wraith:

Ember, knocks off Phantom's mask for the first time: lets see what ugly mug you're really hiding under there, Phantom--

Phantom: *the wettest, most pathetic looking pretty boy on the planet*

Ember:

Phantom, dryly: what, did your mic die out or something? all that caterwauling finally make you lose your voice

Wraith, unsheathing his sword: *vibrating with baby brother rage bc he knows EXACTLy why Ember is silent*

----------- Snippet 26: Damian is finally starting to play nice :)

Dany: hey... guys.... whatcha doing

Damian, hanging out with Sam: Me and Manson are plotting ways to crush the Mayor's plan to cut budget funding for the city parks and cut down the native trees

Danny: oh, i see.... is this safe?

Sam: probably

Danny: hm.

------------- Snippet 27: digging up cold case

Danny: ....if Damian is out with Sam tonight with their plot against the mayor....

Danny, turning towards his desk: then that means I can work some more on Mrs. Witherbury's murder case that she asked me to solve without Dames guilt-tripping me into bed :)

Danny, settling down at his desk with a thermos full of coffee: i'm glad sam and damian are finally getting along

--------- Snippet 28: sparring

Damian, frowning: your reflexes are incredible but your combat is downright awful, brother. it's truly a miracle i didn't skewer you upon our first meeting

Danny, got his ass kicked by his 7yo brother: *groaning in pain* not everyone has super secret assassin training, Damian. And I don't really have time to actually practice anything.

Damian: Mrs. Fenton knows martial arts and her form is proficient enough, I'm sure she would be delighted to teach you if you asked. I will join since I need to keep my skills sharp and my training was unfinished when I arrived here.

-------- Snippet 29: daytime surprise

Phantom, fighting Skulker in broad daylight: *under his breath* at least Lancer's english test will get canceled for this...

Phantom, dodging a blast from Skulker: *in ASL, furious* don't you have anything better to do, you fuck!?

Skulker: foolish ghost child, speak! I know you're capable of it - speak before you lose the ability to

Phantom: *flips him off instead*

Wraith, sending back a ecto-blast with his sword: please pay attention, phantom

Phantom, doubletaking: *in a hissed whisper* what are you doing here!? it's a school day, you should be at school!

Wraith: Tt. If the boot fits.

------------ Snippet 30: guilt

Danny with his head on his desk, his elbows propped up as he massages his hands: hn

Damian, lurking to the side with a guilty look on his face:

Damian: can i....

Danny, silently holding his hand out to Damian: hrm

Damian, immediately taking it and doing the massages + finger exercises: ...im sorry

Danny: hm... I forgive you

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dpxdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #clone^2 #this made me realize that Danny's ghosts PROBABLY don't know what he looks like under the mask for a WHILE #they just know he's a pain in the ass and also human and also insistent to get them back into the ghost zone #danny being the battinson bat clone is THE funniest thing to me like goddamn. you're a drowned kitten #does this imply that none of his rogues have seen his face in the two years before he got damian? yes. but wraith knowing why ember is #silent and being indignant with baby brother rage is so funny to me. protective little siblings ftw >>>> #dany being battinson bat makes so much sense because clone danny has no powers and runs around in a hoodie and jeans and baseball bat #and battinson is the exact amount of lanky and tall wet rat that seeing phantom WOULD be unsettling if you saw him at night. #also sam and damian get along but i dont know or think that damian would ever trust her tucker or jazz like he ever would with danny #he likes them and trusts them to take care of danny and him (to an extent) but he like. TRUSTS trusts danny. #hhhh fuck danny is permanently the battinson bat in my head fUCK. it makes so much sense #danny resorts to Batman Grunts when he’s overtired + in pain + unfocused