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Assassin: *appears*

Girl: And what's your beef?

Assassin: What?

Girl: I want to know what else I need to add to the list

Assassin: List?

Girl: yeah I got 2 down for PETA related issues, 1 about brownies, 15 people upset about a shade of the color green, 3 concerned that I might wipe lemonade from existence, 24 wanted to stop the legalization of owning llamas, 6 claimed I stopped their tennis team from winning, 7 just wanted to kill me cause their parents failed at it, 6 said that they didn't appreciate the change in hair dye, 14 wanted me to change the color of bubblegum ice cream, 12 wanted to start a war on wheat farming, 31 blamed me for the raise of cloud formations; and need I continue?

Assassin: Oh, umm, I'm here to stop the invention of heels 2.0

Girl: You're the 5th for that then, do you feel like going back or do you want some lemonade?

Assassin: I thought you wiped lemonade from existence

Girl: Well I guess we'll just have to enjoy it while we can then

You’re a seemingly normal, average 10-year-old child except for one thing: time travelers have been trying to assassinate you for years, and you’re not sure why.

#random #funny #attempt at humor #girl really be influentual tho ig

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#i mean you might be able to feed them kids who lick rocks??????

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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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Practice with drawing eyes

ha-ha-ha

ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳ "I need more practice"

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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when i see those drawings where danny cries green ectoplasm that always makes me kinda wonder if vlad would then cry pink ectoplasm

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He is tired...

We all tired...

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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The 2am snack rush