Nightwing: MAMA!!!!!
Red Hood, unwillingly because its just an impulse when dick starts singing, and when hearing this song: just killed a man!
Red Robin, always willing to sing on patrol: put a gun against his head!
Robin, never one to shy away from singing about murder. And showing off his talent: pulled my trigger now hes dead!
Spoiler, lives for this sort of thing: MAMA!!!!
Oracle, googled the lyrics: life has just begun
The kids: *look expectantly at Bruce*
Batman:....
Bruce, deep sigh: but now I've gone and thrown it alllllll away
Cass: MAMA!!!!
The Kids, so proud of their dad: oooOOOooooh
Jason: didn't mean to make you cry!
Dick: if im not back again, this time tomorrow!
The Riddler: Carry on!!! Carry ON!!!!
The Kids, wiping tears from their eyes as they arrest him: As if nothing really matters
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they have video essay night
Headcanon #253
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they are going to see barbenheimer double feature in full costume btw if you even care
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the flags would go see the five nights at freddy's movie.
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Bro imagine at the summit darlin and Sam are dancing and they do a dip and kiss Sam and after they just glare at Alexys w the biggest smirk like “hah I took yo bitch”
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QSMP THEORY TIME!!
We know that the federation loves to pretend to be other people. Now, Philza has been captured and no one knows about it.
Tell me they wouldn’t pretend to be Phil.
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~We’ve come to save you
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Eclipse: *Kicks the door open looking panicked*
Shadow: What did you do?
Eclipse: NOBODY DIED
Shadow: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Carl and Sandra when Frank divorces Natalie:
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Roman: Lo, let’s play chicken.
Logan: What are the terms?
Roman: We spend quality time together and the first one of us to fall in love with the other loses.
Logan: You will meet your metaphorical demise then. Deal.
{a few weeks later…}
Logan:
Logan: DAMN IT
Roman: HAHA! I make you happy!
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Arthur: I can't believe you're in love with me
Merlin: I literally never said that.
Arthur: It truly is embarrassing.
Merlin: again. Never once said this in my life.
Arthur: You know you have. You say it all the time.
Merlin: I don't know what you're talking about. Whatever, I'll go muck out the stables now, Sire.
Arthur: Do that, love. See you at Lunch.
Merlin: bye, love you too.
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Gregor: ares i have a problem
Ares: whats wrong?
Gregor: Ripred got a tattoo that says 'comparison is the thief of joy' on his leg.
Ares:... you can't let that slide
Gregor: okay great which spot on my arm would fit that best, in slightly larger font?
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Teenage Dazai and Chuuya would 100% have one of those "if lost return to___" Dazai would have "If lost return to Hatrack," and Chuuya would have "I am not a Hatrack, I don't want him back."
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLHmfMJN/
it’s giving uefa high
ohmygosh literally,,, bruvs got a bookbag on n everything
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Haddock: yeah, i have a plan lad!
Tintin: is it a good plan,captain?
Haddock:........i have a plan!
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the main 4 as teenagers
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