#or did they

[mesetikpng]

srry guys im having an artblock rn 🙏🙏 but ill try to keep posting anyway!! for gtav sake

#they had a FEW drinks ong #or did they #gta v #gta #gta 5 #art #fanart #gta art #michael de santa #trevor philips #trikey

[zeether]

It's also just really ironic that they'd make a joke about kids meals at Bueno Nacho and then McDonald's does a KP kids meal promotion IRL...and then that leads to them having to do an episode promoting healthy eating because of Super Size Me...

#kim possible #thank god they didn't sell little diablos at mcd's irl though lol #or did they

[reverieaudios]

would you rather eat the nice good burger or the living EVIL burger with posion sauce ? :3c

Is... is the living burger people? Does that mean the poison sauce is made of prions?

#asks #is there a reason people didn't get prion disease from soylent green #or did they #I don't remember much from the book and I never saw the movie #anyway yes I'll eat the evil burger

[maxsix]

Song Mingi: OST 

#HAPPY MINGI DAY #song mingi #mingi #ateez #maxsixgif #his name is Mingi and he WILL have your allegiance #a totally underrated handsome kpop boy #i feel like talk of his visage is mostly confined to the fandom #but one day #the World At Large will recognise it #these tags came across as more threatening than I intended.... #or did they

[pearlsinmyhair]

i was a little worried that i ran out of hobie ideas but then it hit me a few minutes ago and let me tell you guys there’s something really good in my drafts rn.

#hobie my beloved #it’s smut #hobie brown x reader #hobie x reader #hobie brown fanfic #hobie brown smut #hobie x y/n #hobie brown does things to me that the animators did not intend #or did they #the team had to know what they were doing

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: I can't believe you're in love with me

Merlin: I literally never said that.

Arthur: It truly is embarrassing.

Merlin: again. Never once said this in my life.

Arthur: You know you have. You say it all the time.

Merlin: I don't know what you're talking about. Whatever, I'll go muck out the stables now, Sire.

Arthur: Do that, love. See you at Lunch.

Merlin: bye, love you too.

#bbc merlin #merthur #hc #concept #actually canon but it's whatever #this is a lie. they never said this in the show #or did they #they so would #even if you broship them they would

[rainbowonyourparade]

I think laudna and imogen might have meant those i love yous in slightly different ways

#OR DID THEY #who knows #critical role #cr spoilers #imodna

[7-ratsinatrenchcoat]

i fell in love with a war, and nobody told me it ended

"Why are you like this?!"

Meliodas paused in his tracks, tilting his head to the side. Did he hear the Goddess correctly? "Why am I... what?"

Was- was she crying?

"Why are you so mean?" she spat again, desperately scrubbing any evidence of the tears off her face. "These people didn't do anything! They're humans, for Gods' sake, what threat could they possibly pose to you?!"

Oh. She was just empathetic. Ugh. Meliodas couldn't imagine trying to carry such a useless emotion.

"I go where I'm told and do as I'm ordered," he justified flatly. "I don't need to know why." Judging from the outrage on her face, that was the wrong answer. "So you just- decimate an entire civilization because of some order from someone you can't even look in the eyes? Do you have free will at all?"

"I don't think you know how this works," Meliodas hissed, suddenly filled with equal rage. "You might have the luxury of a kind leader who will take your questions, but if I show so much as doubt to my father I'll be a smudge on the floor. There is no such thing as free will for me, not if I value my fucking life." Stupid goddesses, always thinking the whole damn world operates the same way their islands do. They didn't understand that maybe he didn't want to be here either. That maybe he had better things to do, things more important to him than his father's borders.

No. They would see what they wanted, and when they looked at him they saw a weapon.

He was lucky the commandments weren't around- the two he'd been sent with were dealing with the remaining humans and whatever backup the Goddess brought. What was her name again? Meliodas couldn't quite remember. He refused to use the tasteless nickname the foot soldiers gave her.

(she was too beautiful, even flushed from tears and fists shaking at her sides, for something as vulgar as blood)

He didn't understand when the rage turned to confusion, then to empathy behind her eyes. "Oh," she breathed. "I see."

No you fucking don't. "What?" he snapped, "What do you think you understand?"

She had the audacity to smile at him, something full with relief and warmth. "You don't want this either, do you?"

He didn't understand.

He didn't understand how she knew.

He took a step back, poised to run, when she reached out one slender hand. "Wait," she gasped, "please. I'm sorry, please don't go."

She paused before touching him, leaving her hand extended. Nobody ever bothered to wait- they touched and they took and they broke until there was nothing left of him. How could a goddess, of all people, be different? How could someone who'd been trying to kill him for decades become so gentle so quickly?

It was a trick. It was a light in the darkness. She would hurt him. She would never. Has she before? She never got a hit in- he thought she was just clumsy, but maybe...

"I have to," he choked in way of explanation, "I have to want this. It's all I can do." Shut up, she doesn't need to know this. The hope in her eyes disagreed. What could she possibly want from him that hadn't already been ruined?

"I'm sorry," she repeated, turning her palm up. "It's too easy to forget you didn't ask for this war either. I was too late, anyway. Let's just go home."

"So... that's it?" he asked cautiously. "We're just... done here?" She looked him in the eyes- were they always such a bright blue?- and smiled. "Yes. I don't have what I would need for a fight with three Commandments," she said casually, like she didn't just expose a massive weakness in her forces. "If you don't want to fight, I don't either."

He didn't want to fight. He wanted to go home and see his brother again. It had been months, and he missed Zeldris as fiercely as the young demon missed him. A fight with her, and Gods only knew how many archangels might be nearby, would extend his return time by weeks, if not another month. "I don't," he affirmed.

She stood and turned to leave, and now it was Meliodas' turn to chase her. "Wait," he called, and she turned around again. "Will you tell me your name, at least?"

She smiled again- more brilliant, without the dulled edges of caution, a grin that could melt glaciers. "Elizabeth. And you?"

Meliodas couldn't help but smile back at her. "Meliodas. I'll see you around, Elizabeth."

And with that, they parted.

It didn't take long for them to meet, and it took even less for them to meet again, until they could hardly be apart from each other. Years later, curled in her arms and purring like a child, he wondered how he'd lived without her. It was a wonder he hadn't fallen in love the first time they spoke, though he didn't doubt that was the first step to the edge. Elizabeth spoke of the way he'd looked so angry that it made her realize that neither of them were right. There wasn't a good or bad side to this Holy War, there was just two races pitted against each other, and why? Goddesses slaughtered Demons who murdered Goddesses, and the infinite back and forth would end in the demise of both.

Meliodas didn't worry about why anymore. He had a reason to get up that didn't risk his life, and that was enough for him.

#and they lived happily ever after #oR DID THEY #lmao #meliodas #seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #nnt #elizabeth #goddess elizabeth #elizabeth my beloved #i love them your honor #ao3 work #ao3 #authors on tumblr

[intistone]

OK I FUCKING FOUND IT YOU-

okokokok so

this marine science whatever ykw ima just call it liam bc i will misspell it like 5 times

also my intrusive thoughts screamed that Liam A meant Liam afton so one google search later im assuming Liam afton is williams father but idfk for sure i dont got time for that

but anyway-

the Liam lab that jack and y/n work at (seemingly?) is pulling some poppy playtime/fazbear entertainment bullshit with the mixture of on the outside its “hey guys we study marine science :D” when on the inside its “haha we do experiments on children while doing our best to sweep up any deaths caused by doing tests on mythical creatures that nobody but us know even fucking exist” bc little does y/n know the same place they work at is the same place sun and moon came from

(reforms from puddle)

you have taken one loaf from my bakery of lore

(retreats)

#yoooo they got some stuff right #or did they #i guess #or did they again #kelpie au #fnaf sb #great job with this theory that was quick wooo #william afton #inti answers

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

#txt #hello tumblr user #you're probably looking back here to see if this was an ace attorney post #i purposely did not tag it because i knew it would find it's people

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

#NOT A JOKE SHE LITERALLY DID

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

#hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #vivziepop #Hazbin hotel fanart #Alastor #Lucifer #Perception check #“you're much shorter in real life” #Alastor has no mercy if you're under 5“2 lol #I did: the storyboard; artworks and animation #And my sis did: the coloring; animation as well and the compositing #Team work makes the dream work lol

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head #me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck #rose's incessant yearnings #rose's gay little job #rose's ramblings