we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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you ever see a fictional man and think. i am sooooooooo normal about him. but youre lying bc no youre not
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these two
again fanart for @queruloustea's fanfic! this time not a specific scene tho
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he/theys be like "yoooo pass the aux lemme play some bangers" and put on some song that sounds like it was contrived by a ragtag band of little woodland creatures with sticks and rocks
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I am cringe but I am free... *proceeds to drop the worlds most self indulgent artwork ever*
COUGH COUGH I need his hand in my chest holding my still beating heart COUGH COUGH
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may i see the bug freak (ryuu) with a big big strawberry
Snack time
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ROUND TWO
JONAH from HELLO FROM THE HALLOWOODS vs THE TWELVE APOSTLES from THE BIBLE
PROPAGANDA:
JONAH - "He is a middle aged man in the process of becoming an eldritch entity and also he's gay. His mother is an icon. Everytime he dies he comes back a little bit changed."
APOSTLES - "Jesus gives them sick tips to catch more fish"
"they were fishermen and then they became "fishers of men""
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shane shane shane shane shane
guess what
chicken butt
<3
i can’t believe i fell for that. i actually thought for a second that you had something urgent to say.
okay. maybe i smiled a little. not that i’m letting you see that.
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have you ever considered mumbo with sleeve tattoos. i think about it sometimes
im considering. how fricken cool it would be seeing his tattoos for the first time since he maybe seems like the kinda guy too scared of the pain but oohh my gooddd that would be so hot
(I AM. REALLY NOT GOOD WITH DESIGNING PATTERNS SO JUST. IMAGINE A BETTER TATTOO DESIGN THAN MINE I WONT BE UPSET)
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