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i-am-shitpost · 2 years
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The way funnier thing about the baffy reel on looney tunes’ Instagram is the fucking comments from looney tunes replying to people
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modmad · 8 months
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.... yeah okay I admit it the live action One Piece is VERY fun. IT'S GOOD? it's good I'm very happy I was wrong but good Lord did I have every reason to be worried look at Avatar I mean anyway. hurray!!! XD
ALSO CAN WE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE BOATS??? DAMN.
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martyshort · 2 years
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ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING | 2x05: The Tell
“You remember being a huge television star, but I remember flipping past Brazzos to watch the Iran-Contra hearings.”
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hurtmyfavsthanks · 1 year
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Whumpril day 14
Content warning: kidnapping, vaguely suggestive dialogue (nothing explicit)
(False smile/holding back tears/ “I said I’m fine”)
Something was wrong. Caretaker just didn’t know what it was.
They weren’t the smartest person around, nor were they particularly good at reading people. But something in Whumpee’s posture, something in their strained smile, screamed of utter wrongness. Something about the stranger sitting at the kitchen table, sipping coffee as if they belonged there, was wrong.
“I didn’t know you had a friend coming over,” Caretaker started, carefully placing their bags down. Whumpee hadn’t mentioned that someone would be coming over. That wasn’t like them. 
“W-well, it was quite the surprise for me as well!” Whumpee chuckled, looking away and fiddling with the sleeves of their sweater. 
Caretaker stood there for a long moment. The stranger stared at them, smiling and never breaking eye contact. 
“Oh, uh–” Whumpee flinched in their seat. “This is Whumper. They’re a, um,--”
“An old friend,” the stranger, Whumper, interrupted. “It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m glad to see that Whumpee’s found themselves a good partner.” Something about that was wrong. If they were friends, Whumpee would have mentioned it. If they knew each other, Whumpee wouldn’t look so horribly uncomfortable.
Whatever this was, they were putting a stop to it. “Right. Well, it’s been nice to meet you, but Whumpee and I were planning on making dinner, so–”
“Speaking of,” the man interrupted again, voice almost smug. “Whumpee and I were thinking of spending the evening together. Do some…catching up, if you will.”
Caretaker felt anger bloom in their chest. They didn’t consider themselves jealous, but even they couldn’t ignore such a suggestion. “Excuse me?”
Whumper’s smile only widened. “Well, you’re more than welcome to join if you’re feeling left out.”
“No!” The shock in Whumpee’s tone caught Caretaker by surprise. Whumpee looked horrified, eyes wide in nothing short of terror. In a flurry of movement, Whumpee moved into the living room, grabbing the jacket they’d left there and throwing it on. All the while they continued to speak. “We should get going now actually. Caretaker wouldn’t have time to get ready on such short notice, right?!” They stumbled over their words, rambling as they rushed to get ready.
“No,” Caretaker’s gaze hardened. “Whumpee’s not going anywhere with you. It’s time you leave, Whumper.” They wouldn’t stand for someone bullying Whumpee. If they were overstepping they’d apologize later, but every instinct was screaming that Whumpee was being forced into something. Caretaker wouldn’t stand for it.
“Is that so?” Whumper’s ever-present smile didn’t fall, but something sharp entered into it. A twinge of anger, a hint of predatory glee. Whumper sighed. “You know, it is a shame. I was hoping for this to go smoothly. You weren’t even supposed to be here, but I suppose mistakes do happen.”
Whumper stood from their chair, movements graceful as they slinked towards Caretaker. Caretaker suddenly became keenly aware of how much taller Whumper was as they approached. Their sharp eyes lever left Caretaker. They looked like a predator on the hunt, and Caretaker was the prey.
In the living room, Whumpee stood stock still, coat half draped over their shoulder. Caretaker thought they saw tears in their eyes.
Whumper continued to move forward, unrelenting, until Caretaker found themselves cornered against the wall. Whumper laid a large hand on Caretaker’s shoulder, squeezing with enough force that Caretaker cried out. “I’m taking Whumpee with me,” Whumper growled, leaning close to Caretaker’s face. “And since you’re causing me trouble, I’m taking you as well.”
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domesticadventures · 1 year
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happy 1 year anniversary of this conversation with my parents
mom & dad: they are risen! me & spouse: ? mom & dad: instead of he is risen. it's more inclusive
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i went to my eras show with casual fans and watching them figure out which songs were coming up and which era was which was so cute and fun
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bless the returner tank that panic covered me during the last boss of the antitower. truly bless ur heart
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enfoutreur-du-futur · 2 years
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Fangamer's official add for the newly released Spamton plush is INCREDIBLE.
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sorrellegiance · 2 years
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a group of drunk dudes are walking down my block and chanting ROE V WADE ROE V WADE and just yelled CMON ROE V WADE WITH US up at my building
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brown-spider · 11 months
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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buggachat · 1 year
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literally have no idea how to caption this. just take it
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deadsetobsessions · 3 months
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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.1
[Pt.2] [Pt.3] [Pt.4] [Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]
As someone who lived in the middle of nowhere, Amity, the ocean both terrified and enthralled Danny Fenton.
The first time his parents took him to the beach, it was the middle of the day and he’d been stuck in the prototype GAV for hours upon hours on their “quick, ghost rumor hunting field trip.”
It wasn’t quick, and they caught exactly zero ghosts. When Danny saw the expanse of sand underneath the summer sun, he and Jazz both bounded out of the van like feral little monkeys. Danny and Jazz sprinted down the sand, their parents ambling behind them with their arms loaded up with towels, a first aid kit, and an ungodly amount of mildly ecto contaminated food that they already fought before getting onto the beach.
Danny had splashed into the water, yelped at the freezing temperature, and then promptly found a shell to keep. His mom taught him how to swim with the waves, having come from Surf City herself, and his dad taught Jazz how to dive.
It was a day full of fond memories, especially the memory of the Great War of Sand-Castle Crushing he and Jazz waged against each other.
They stuck around for the sunset, the ripples of colors and peacefulness that swept across the vast waters caught Danny in its hold.
He hadn’t forgotten that moment. Not even when he died.
After a particularly hard day as Phantom, Danny would fly to the coast and loose hours just sitting on the sand and watching the waves lap against the shore. And when those nights were clear? It felt like a slice of his own personal heaven, with the stars shining on his shoulders and the encompassing crash of the waves sheltering his heart.
And on some days, when being Danny left him frustrated, Danny would fly out to the coast and use his intangibility to walk beneath the waves. Near the coast, it’s cloudy with swirls of moving sand and disturbed waters. He walked, and walked, and floated and floated beneath the waters, taking contentment from the way the moonlight of his stars filtered through the water. He admired the way light would glint on the scales of fish and crustaceans alike as he floated beneath the surface. On those days, Danny would pick up trash and polluted things and bring them to shore, to place in the trash cans and all of the recycling cans. He picked up shells and decorated the beaches he frequented, because if it were decorated, perhaps people would refrain from chucking their waste into the sea.
Well, usually, it’d be trash.
Danny watched speechlessly, jaw cracked open just a smidge, as an explosion happened right over his head. The distortion of the water did not hide the fact that there were large chunks of plane pelting down at him, a different figure flying away from the explosion. Danny went invisible and intangible as large metal pieces plunged into his current water space.
“Gosh, people these days,” he huffed. “This is gonna take forever to…”
Danny trailed off, seeing a humanoid shape crash into the water, clearly unconscious. Danny didn’t hesitate before shooting towards the drowning person, glowing green and fully visible again. The stranger’s eyes- holy shit, that’s Batman- turned towards him before closing behind cracked open lenses. Batman slumped falling unconscious. That’s not good.
Danny rocketed out of the water with the vigilante in his arms. If it weren’t for his supernatural strength, there’s no way lanky teenage Danny would have been able to carry Batman’s grown ass built like a tank self to the shore. Likewise, if it weren’t for his strength, Danny wouldn’t have been able to start chest compressions through the layers of armor.
Danny leaned back with a sigh as Batman coughed out only a bit of water, because Danny hadn’t taken all that long to get to him, and held up his hands in a “I don’t have weapons” way as Batman whirled to him.
“Hi. Are you alright?” Danny asked, ectoplasm and instinctive ghost speak fuzzing his words a bit. Damn, Batman must have nearly died a lot. He’ll freak out about meeting Batman later.
“You saved me,” an awkward pause. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome. The other guy went that way.”
Danny waved vaguely.
“…What are you?”
“Oh my god, Batman, you can’t just ask someone what they are!” He immediately replied, inwardly smacking himself for the joke. He watched Batman’s face, watching for any sign of discrimination against ghosts, or any sign the man had a sense of humor.
“…”
Neither, apparently, was the answer.
“Don’t worry about it. I’m just here to clean up the beaches. You humans really like to pollute the beaches. It’s quite rude, you know. That plane of yours, well, it’s not your fault,” he amended. “But it’s gonna damage sea life. And I don’t know if you’re in the habit, but please don’t litter on the beach or in the water, especially with your unconscious body. It’s tedious to clean.”
“…I see.”
“Stay. I’ll take out your plane. Make sure it doesn’t stay on the sand, alright?”
With that, Danny stood. Unaware of the way the moonlight lit up his hair like white flames and accentuated the sharp points of his ears, Danny turned away and flew back to the plane site, dragging the pieces up with ease.
Batman sat on the sand, likely exhausted from his fight, and watched him carry the pieces of the aircraft up.
“Here. All done. I gotta get going,” because Danny has school and this just lost him two hours. “Will you be alright?”
Batman nodded once, sharply.
“Good.” Danny went invisible, watching Batman sat up straighter, glancing around in a suddenly visible awareness. Oh, well. Tucker’s gonna freak out.
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Three years later, Danny’s moved to Gotham for university.
And after midterm season, Danny went for a ghostly walk, but this time, in the waters surrounding Gotham.
When he surfaced, Batman was crouching on a lamp post, waiting for him.
“Oh, it’s you,” Danny said. “Hello. Did you know that people are polluting these waters with bodies too?”
“Yes,” Batman said, graveled voice resounding on the shipping containers around them.
“You should do something about that. Do you like places that are polluted?”
Batman sighed. “What are you?”
Danny hears a small, tinny voice by Batman’s ear, coming from a comm.
“Oh my god, B, you can’t just ask someone what they are!”
Mind flashing back to the night Danny drug a waterlogged Batman out of the ocean, Danny cracked a smile.
“Phantom,” he said, decisively. And, because this isn’t Amity anymore, “the Beach Clean Up crew from the flip side.”
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Bruce, waking up on the sand: wtf
Bruce, seeing a child next to him who probably saved him: wtf (in “adoption”)
Bruce, seeing Danny’s skin glitter like stars, hair aflame, and pointy ears: wtf (in “I can adopt fae folk, right?”)
Bruce, seeing that Danny doesn’t leave any footprints: wtffff (detective mind goes brrrr)
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Bruce, after Danny leaves: *donates 20 mil towards beach clean up efforts and anti-pollution causes*
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Bruce’s Goggle Search History, documented by Oracle:
Sea spirits
Sea vampires
How to parent supernatural kids
How to thank your sea child
Are shells a good gift?
Ocean conservation efforts
Sea spirits that glitters under moonlight
Sea spirits that cleans up beaches
Wayne corporation waste disposal
Companies that dump trash into the sea
*outgoing call to Lucius Fox*
What is “mean girls”
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Bruce, learning “current pop culture” from his kids:
Bruce, remembering the kid who saved him and realizing he’s probably as old as his own kids are: *adoption tendencies intensifies*
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tavs-brainworm · 5 months
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girlcraft2003 · 11 months
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How did you know that you were nb
…I’m not but my younger sibling is. I am cis I just use she/her and they/them pronouns lmao.
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hyacinths-in-a-storm · 2 months
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adobe-outdesign · 4 months
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confused but well-meaning Alakazam that overhead that its trainer didn't "have enough spoons to do the laundry today" and now keeps spawning in dozens of literal spoons to try and help them out
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