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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

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One of those little things that makes me fall in love with humanity is when we say “it’s ok” and “you’re alright” and “I’m not going to hurt you, you’re safe” when we’re trying to help an animal. They fully cannot understand us and we know that. We don’t even think about it, we’re just trying to soothe in all the ways we know how.

#little dose of positivity #humanity #animals #positivity

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Literally begging someone to make a tribute to FCG to the song “I Lived”. Might do it myself honestly.

#also the song ‘in the stars’ from Frida’s perspective #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #bells hells #cr c3 #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #critical role #faithful caregiver #fcg #loveletters

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Sam Riegel sir it has been 11 hours and I am still not having a smiley day.

#critical role #bells hells #cr c3 #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #faithful caregiver #fcg

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FCG dying during Autism Acceptance Month?

Absolutely not. Roll it back let’s try this again.

#that goddamn little robot #sunshine in a tin can martyr #faithful caregiver #critical role spoilers #spoilers #critical role #cr c3e91

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Pin for survivors

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I’m completely obsessed with the Fatgum Agency dynamic. Fatgum casually rolling up to crime scenes like “Hi!! ✨💛🌟I’m Fatgum and these are my sidekicks Anxiety and Depression 🌟✨💛:D!!” And Amajiki and Kirishima are just there like

#Fatgum agency #kirishima eijirou #tamaki amajiki #Fatgum #bnha #mha #depressed kirishima

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It’s not even that he thinks it’s cute, it’s that this is when he’s positive Angel’s not performing.

Husk thinks Angel's cute when he's angry.

He's got a bad temper, so that's a good thing

#thatsss what he thinks is attractive #Anthony not Angel Dust™️ #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk

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i would have booped you my brother, my captain, my king

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in jester lavorre's voice: are you booping??

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You boop Miette??

You boop her nose like the Beloved Mutual??

Jail for tumblr! Jail for tumblr for One Thousand Notifications!

#boop #boop o meter

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Honestly shout out to Star Wars for having one of the best fantasy swears I’ve ever heard.

You’re absolutely right, kriff is a swear word and we should use it more.

#it’s just so perfect to put emphasis on #the hard consonants and the double ffs are perfect for blowing off tension #it even has a ‘kriffing’ variant #star wars

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Anyone who has ever adopted a child before having sex is the Virgin Mary btw. If you were wondering.

#shitpost #but I’m also correct #found family #din djarin #phoenix wright

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The person/people you’re in a QPR with? You mean your QPRtner(s)?

#qpr positivity #qpr #shitpost #aromantic #asexual

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I’d like everyone writing fics about how because Husk is under contract his powers must be inaccessible or lessened to remember that Alastor is also under contract and he’s still got all his shit sooooooooo

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #husker #huskerdust #alastor #the radio demon

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The Professor in Pokémon blood & bone is Miss Frizzle and the entire game takes place inside a random kid after she drove you into their fucking nostril or something equally disturbing.

The starter Pokémon she somehow discovered inside her own body.

#pov you are Arnold #the magic school bus #miss frizzle #pokemon